Unfortunately, you didn't wish for any skill at laying the harmonica. You sound so horrible that your brain begins to melt just from hearing yourself play.
I wish for a yellow submarine.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Great, you get one but change gender yourself, which results in the mindless internet shaming you for being gay, even though it isn´t really an insult.
I wish for complete infinite power and the ability to do whatever I want
checkmate, i don't have a dog, and all our homework is on the ipad
wish granted, but you get concussions while playing football, and eventually grow old and have dementia from it all, and you forget your own grandchildren's names. How sad. Why didn't you just play flag football? Whyyyy?
Granted but in a world with genies everyone wishes to be able to fly(seriously, EVERYONE) so not only is it unremarkable but the skies are too crowded to enjoy it.
I wish I was able to stop my wishes from being twisted.
Unfortunately, you didn't wish for any skill at laying the harmonica. You sound so horrible that your brain begins to melt just from hearing yourself play.
I wish for a yellow submarine.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Its just a toy.
I wish too be 3 inches taller.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Granted. You get your extra three inches, but akin to this;
I wish for Cheetos
They are stale.
I wish for some d&d miniatures that look like my charqcters.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
Wish Granted! your fighters with swords fall from the ceiling and spear your head.
I wish none of my wishes can be twisted.
Wish granted, they are all smashed
I wish for a boyfriend
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Great, you get one but change gender yourself, which results in the mindless internet shaming you for being gay, even though it isn´t really an insult.
I wish for complete infinite power and the ability to do whatever I want
wish granted but because you are inexperienced you slow burn away from all the power
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
I wish for good grades
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish granted. You have an A in only PE and choir, the two classes you don't even need to try in
I wish I had done my homework
wish granted but your dog eats it
I wish to be good at sports
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
checkmate, i don't have a dog, and all our homework is on the ipad
wish granted, but you get concussions while playing football, and eventually grow old and have dementia from it all, and you forget your own grandchildren's names. How sad. Why didn't you just play flag football? Whyyyy?
I wish you had never gone to play football!
wish granted you played football and everything bad that happened to me happened to you
I wish the ability to clone myself
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Wish granted but the clone is a baby like science would suggest and you need to pay for its maturity.
I wish for all annoying things to go away.
Annoying is subjective so only things that annoy you are still around.
I wish for an elvish horse that will completely understand and obey me.
wish granted but the elf that you stole it from finds you and kills you before taking the horse back
I wish I could fly
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Granted but in a world with genies everyone wishes to be able to fly(seriously, EVERYONE) so not only is it unremarkable but the skies are too crowded to enjoy it.
I wish I was able to stop my wishes from being twisted.
Alright, you can no longer wish for pretzels, knots, and other twisted things.
I wish to be able to sing and play every instrument really well.
Sorry, Accidentally posted twice.
Sure, you can SING... and you can play every instrument of WAR. Maybe you could strum a longbow like a guitar...
I wish to be far better at everything I try.