Wish granted you get a photo of a researcher taking a selfie with a penguin. The penguin’s back is to the camera and the researchers face is covering most of the photo, blocking out the penguin almost completely.
I wish I could shapeshift without any bad side effects.
you now have two pairs of ears, making it very hard to not hear things. you are now also studied by scientists whom want to know how your sudden mutation came about.
i wish the tails that i wished for where more practical, and that they where not all crocodile tails, and there where a lot of variety with them.
that variety including but not limited to tabaxi, dog, monkey, tifling, snake, bird, and other non aquatic tails.
Granted but your tails always look really ugly, damaged, and or if they have mange.
I wish I had a book that answers all questions I ask, was always truthful, and gave any an all information I desired such as step by step instruction to do or obtain something. The information is displayed in any way I want such as a film, and is always in English and or English subtitles, numbers, words etc. This is not limited to our universe, planet, or multiverse, and can be used to discover new things and inventions that I can use to make money off of. This book has no cool-down, charge or use limits, and can be used when ever I want indefinitely.
Note to self: DONT say your rules in the past tense. You are saying you wish that WAS always truthful. It now lies when it sees fit, which can put you in many, many terrible situations.
I wish for the ability to convince anyone of anything without any random side effects I didn't wish for.
granted you can't drink any alcohol without throwing up.
I wish I could wild shape at will using the same limits and rules as a level 20 druid of the moon. I can also turn back to normal, and can chose what I turn into (my gender does not change in either case).
Wish granted, after years of dnd your character finally becomes a level 20 circle of the moon Druid. Now that you’re maxed out your DM ends the game with a TPK. Congrats!
Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1) DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
Wish granted! You are now immortal. All your friends and family die around you. You see time pass, people die, cities crumble. Eventually the world ends and the earth is no more. Our solar system is all burned out and there is noting but dark black space, and you. You all alone, no air, water, food, sound, sight, smells. Just you and your never ending thoughts. You may be immortal, but you still feel pain. Eternal hunger. Eternal thirst. Eternal suffocation. Enjoy all your new found free time!
Wish granted! Your nurse gives you a completely normal hedgehog that is not dead. You die a femtosecond later.
I wish to immediately become the most beautiful person in the galaxy.
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Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1) DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
At least he died anticipating his happiness. He Dies immediately along with everyone else in the universe. as we rot and decay your attempts at beauty remain... For a time. Alas time eventually takes us all.
Wish granted you get a photo of a researcher taking a selfie with a penguin. The penguin’s back is to the camera and the researchers face is covering most of the photo, blocking out the penguin almost completely.
I wish I could shapeshift without any bad side effects.
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
Shape shifting doea not affect your sides badly.
I wish that hummans had prehensile tails, just because it might be fun.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
All humans now have large crocodile tails, we can no longer stand and life s significantly more difficult.
i wish I had cute real bunny ears sticking up out of my head that I can hear out of.
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
you now have two pairs of ears, making it very hard to not hear things. you are now also studied by scientists whom want to know how your sudden mutation came about.
i wish the tails that i wished for where more practical, and that they where not all crocodile tails, and there where a lot of variety with them.
that variety including but not limited to tabaxi, dog, monkey, tifling, snake, bird, and other non aquatic tails.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Granted but your tails always look really ugly, damaged, and or if they have mange.
I wish I had a book that answers all questions I ask, was always truthful, and gave any an all information I desired such as step by step instruction to do or obtain something. The information is displayed in any way I want such as a film, and is always in English and or English subtitles, numbers, words etc. This is not limited to our universe, planet, or multiverse, and can be used to discover new things and inventions that I can use to make money off of. This book has no cool-down, charge or use limits, and can be used when ever I want indefinitely.
Granted, but the book gets stolen and fought over because it holds all answers, and now wars are fought over the book.
I wish for some string cheese.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Note to self: DONT say your rules in the past tense. You are saying you wish that WAS always truthful. It now lies when it sees fit, which can put you in many, many terrible situations.
I wish for the ability to convince anyone of anything without any random side effects I didn't wish for.
Oh sorry, I did that wish too. For your wish string cheese comes into existence somewhere, but not in your possession. (classic twist).
I wish for the ability to convince anyone of anything without any random side effects I didn't wish for.
Granted, but you can only do it once
I wish my tiefling didn't die last session
Now your gm is angry,because they have too re-wright half their game to undo one pc character death.
I wish to never be able to be intoxicated.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
granted you can't drink any alcohol without throwing up.
I wish I could wild shape at will using the same limits and rules as a level 20 druid of the moon. I can also turn back to normal, and can chose what I turn into (my gender does not change in either case).
Wish granted, after years of dnd your character finally becomes a level 20 circle of the moon Druid. Now that you’re maxed out your DM ends the game with a TPK. Congrats!
I wish I had a pet raven who loved me.
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
Wish granted, you can't go out in public due to your pet's inappropriate behavior.
I wish I could accomplish my goals in the time available each day.
Extended Signature
Wish granted. Someone casts a modified version of feeblemind on you permanently so that you no longer have any goals.
I wish to be immortal.
Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1)
DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
Wish granted! You are now immortal. All your friends and family die around you. You see time pass, people die, cities crumble. Eventually the world ends and the earth is no more. Our solar system is all burned out and there is noting but dark black space, and you. You all alone, no air, water, food, sound, sight, smells. Just you and your never ending thoughts. You may be immortal, but you still feel pain. Eternal hunger. Eternal thirst. Eternal suffocation. Enjoy all your new found free time!
i wish for a tiny kitchen that works.
Becoming a DM has just made my god complex worse.
And the tiny kitchen has a job and leaves for work each day.
I wish for a completely normal hedgehog that is not dead.
If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself, then make that change. Quote: Micael Jackson.
Wish granted! Your nurse gives you a completely normal hedgehog that is not dead. You die a femtosecond later.
I wish to immediately become the most beautiful person in the galaxy.
Horatio Hirschfeld - Squire imbued with fae powers, in the Coliseum of Conquest (W2/L1)
DM for Reavers of Harkenwold, and sometimes The Fighting Grounds of the Coliseum
At least he died anticipating his happiness. He Dies immediately along with everyone else in the universe. as we rot and decay your attempts at beauty remain... For a time. Alas time eventually takes us all.
I wish to see those I love find happiness.
Extended Signature
They rub theirhappiness in your face.
I wish for a magic wish granting ring that only grants the wearers wishes.
Current game- Pelegos: Coastal Chaos
Game world- Pelegos, homebrew
Role- Player
Players- (Me) Druid/bard : Flower, Dancer of Curses ------- Fighter/rouge : Blackshanks, ruffian --------Sorcereress - Melenie, prodigy
Granted but you cant wear it because you're allergic to the metal its made out of.
I wish I had the ability to fly without having to alter my body in any way