My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Granted. They all seem really friendly and fun, and would be much to polite to say it, but they really actually hate you. But you'll never know, so it's fine
I wish for movie adaptations of books to not be so terrible.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Someone kills you and steals the wand, much like what happened to the original owner
I wish for the Cloak of Invisibility
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Granted. You ordered size XXS right?
I wish to be able to manipulate shadows to my will
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Will is very displeased that your are sending shadows at him
I wish for Jesus to come again
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
He does a double take, saying "come again?"
I wish for 800$ in gold
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Granted, but the gold's state of matter is a quark-gluon plasma. I'm sure touching it is a good idea.
I wish I could revive the dead (and command them to do my bidding).
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
For exactly 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds!
I wish i could fly.
Wish granted, but you can't stop flying. You fly higher and higher until you fly out of the atmosphere and parish from the lack of oxygen.
I wish to not live in fear.
Granted!, you die
i wish to join a d&d group
Never give your party the deck of many things
Granted. IT IMMEDIATELY DISBANS!
I wish to join a D&D group that won't disband.
I play a lot of characters
Morvius Thexire, Gold, Ara Pebble, Teko, Serenity, Rena, Cado .....Pokemon Master!
I have a youtube just type 'meaplord' im the first thing
Everyone in it is really annoying. Like me
I wish to join a fun D&D group that never disbands
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They also never remember to meet
I wish to join a fun D&D group that never disbands and meets regularly at the time most convenient to me
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
Granted. They all seem really friendly and fun, and would be much to polite to say it, but they really actually hate you. But you'll never know, so it's fine
I wish for falafel
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You get it, and are judged by a bunch of nobles for your eating habits
I wish for the hot tiefling girl (If you know you know)
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
She has murderous tendencies
I wish for an army of friendly rodents
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They are so friendly that they won't fight anyone.
I wish that I didn't get thrown down a toilet
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
Granted. You jump down voluntarily
I wish I had darkvision
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Granted, you get thrown UP a toilet.
I wish for movie adaptations of books to not be so terrible.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
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Ninjaed
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You get LotR wish wasted
I wish for beans
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
but not lightvision
I wish for beans
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17