Granted! You are now the very unready and unprepared lead of designing a new board game very loosely based on Magic the Gathering that was doomed to fail as soon as it was conceptualized and as soon as the product releases as a huge flop you are demoted to an underpaid Janitor
I wish for infinite wishes
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So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
Granted! You get run over by a truck and die, but don't worry! Your wish is still alright!
I wish I owned my own planet that is an exact duplicate of Earth in a duplicate of our solar system, in a duplicate of our Galaxy, and had a giant 2-way portal between it and the Earth that can only be used when I want it to be used for what I want it to be used for
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So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
Earth precisely 120000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 times 31 to the 5 millionth power years in the future. nothing there, really. You step through the portal and die in the void. oof.
I wish for the ability to twist your twisting of my wishes.
Granted. You can now twist the on screen text of your computer to "twist" our twisting of your wishes, but this can only be done by permanently damaging your monitor, so maybe don't?
I wish for whatever it is that I desire most
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So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
But it turns out that you didn't specify what you meant by "a d21", so, 3-5 business days later, you receive in the mail a piece of paper that has "d21" written in large letters on it
I wish that I could send ideas to wizards of the coast for future Dungeons and Dragons content, and everything I sent to them would be turned into official, balanced content within 5 years of me sending them an idea
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So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
Wish granted, the sun becomes clear, and stops producing sunlight. Everything on Earth dies.
I wish for peace and quiet.
For one day. You come home and everything is peaceful and quiet. You can do whatever you like and no one will bother you. While not perfectly quiet you can go outside and hear the chirping of birds, a squirrel running in the grass and a woodpecker making a new home.
You can peacefully make a wonderful breakfast with your favorite items. Kick back inside or out. Your choice.
Wish granted, the sun becomes clear, and stops producing sunlight. Everything on Earth dies.
I wish for peace and quiet.
For one day. You come home and everything is peaceful and quiet. You can do whatever you like and no one will bother you. While not perfectly quiet you can go outside and hear the chirping of birds, a squirrel running in the grass and a woodpecker making a new home.
You can peacefully make a wonderful breakfast with your favorite items. Kick back inside or out. Your choice.
The day ends and goes back to normal.
In wish you to have a day off peace and quiet.
Granted, buuuuut not only do you become deaf (quiet), but every living animal on the planet dies (peace)! Good job, jerk!
Ok, you have now quit your job and are living on the street due to having no money, where one night all of your dnd stuff is stolen, and you can't afford new stuff
I wish that my schools wifi didn't block dnd beyond
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So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
Granted! But everyone else can also predict the result, because it will always be a 1, even digital number generators will always get a 1. Good Job!
! wish that I, and I alone, could walk into a store, take anything I want, and leave the store with them without either having to pay, being stopped by anyone, or getting in trouble
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So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
Granted! You are now the very unready and unprepared lead of designing a new board game very loosely based on Magic the Gathering that was doomed to fail as soon as it was conceptualized and as soon as the product releases as a huge flop you are demoted to an underpaid Janitor
I wish for infinite wishes
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
granted! you now spend your life wishing but never get anything
i wish for nothing bad to happen to this wish
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
Granted! You get run over by a truck and die, but don't worry! Your wish is still alright!
I wish I owned my own planet that is an exact duplicate of Earth in a duplicate of our solar system, in a duplicate of our Galaxy, and had a giant 2-way portal between it and the Earth that can only be used when I want it to be used for what I want it to be used for
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
Earth precisely 120000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 times 31 to the 5 millionth power years in the future. nothing there, really. You step through the portal and die in the void. oof.
I wish for the ability to twist your twisting of my wishes.
I did NOT eat those hikers.
Granted. You can now twist the on screen text of your computer to "twist" our twisting of your wishes, but this can only be done by permanently damaging your monitor, so maybe don't?
I wish for whatever it is that I desire most
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
Granted! But your desire begins to appear but a obnoxious voice tells you to give some type of nonexistent money.
I wish for a d21
But it turns out that you didn't specify what you meant by "a d21", so, 3-5 business days later, you receive in the mail a piece of paper that has "d21" written in large letters on it
I wish that I could send ideas to wizards of the coast for future Dungeons and Dragons content, and everything I sent to them would be turned into official, balanced content within 5 years of me sending them an idea
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
For one day. You come home and everything is peaceful and quiet. You can do whatever you like and no one will bother you. While not perfectly quiet you can go outside and hear the chirping of birds, a squirrel running in the grass and a woodpecker making a new home.
You can peacefully make a wonderful breakfast with your favorite items. Kick back inside or out. Your choice.
The day ends and goes back to normal.
In wish you to have a day off peace and quiet.
Granted, buuuuut not only do you become deaf (quiet), but every living animal on the planet dies (peace)! Good job, jerk!
(i forgot my wish, oops!)
I wish to become a dragon!
"You are a slave. Want emancipation?"
-Persona 5
I can not make any wish, not because you didnt make one to twist, but instead because i am now dead. good job jerk #2!
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
You become a dragon, and suddenly all the adventurers in the land are trying to kill you
I wish for the world not to end in inevitable chaos.
Granted. The world is doomed by overenforcing law instead, oppressed for all eternity.
I wish for more time in the day in which we can play D&D!
Ok, you have now quit your job and are living on the street due to having no money, where one night all of your dnd stuff is stolen, and you can't afford new stuff
I wish that my schools wifi didn't block dnd beyond
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
Granted. If there's no wi-fi, they can't block D&DBeyond ;-)
I wish to be able to perfect predict the outcome of any dice roll.
Granted! But everyone else can also predict the result, because it will always be a 1, even digital number generators will always get a 1. Good Job!
! wish that I, and I alone, could walk into a store, take anything I want, and leave the store with them without either having to pay, being stopped by anyone, or getting in trouble
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
Granted, but given the store is a small charity shop you'll feel deep shame in anything you take from it.
I wish for a puppy!
Congrats! You now have a puppy with stage 4 cancer.
I wish I could come up with a decent wish
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.
Granted, but no one, not even you, knows what that wish is. :)
I wish that Pokemon were real.
"You are a slave. Want emancipation?"
-Persona 5
Granted pocket monsters are now real and they eat your hands whenever you put your hands in your pockets
I wish for this game to never end
Except that the ideas inevitably keep getting worse as time goes on, making it a burden instead of a joy
I wish that this game never gets there
So far this session I have hit my teammates twice, flat-out missed 3 times, and only hit the enemy twice. Trust me, you don't want to borrow my dice.