*Ok I've updated my post with the full prophecy a page back, now it's from the bottom*
Our hero will want a cookie, but he instead will eat a giant bat.
And become friends with a magic cat.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
This cat will "accidentally" press a shiny red button,
Blow all of Alrun into Prussian. Airspace.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
This cat will "accidentally" press a shiny red button,
Blow all of Alrun into Prussian. Airspace.
And, in Alren with an e, meanwhile,
(GOSHDINGIDYDARN IT!)
The hero emboldened by the cats sacrifice, traveles far and wild.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
This cat will "accidentally" press a shiny red button,
Blow all of Alrun into Prussian. Airspace.
And, in Alren with an e, meanwhile,
(GOSHDINGIDYDARN IT!)
The hero emboldened by the cats sacrifice, traveles far and wild.
*What?*
But little did he know the cat was still alive,
became undead, I can’t think of any rhymes.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
This cat will "accidentally" press a shiny red button,
Blow all of Alrun into Prussian. Airspace.
And, in Alren with an e, meanwhile,
(GOSHDINGIDYDARN IT!)
The hero emboldened by the cats sacrifice, traveles far and wild.
*What?*
But little did he know the cat was still alive,
became undead, I can’t think of any rhymes.
But at least the rhyme is close so it's alright. :D
But the cat hath turned into a supervillian due to the hyperradiation!!!!!
And battled the lad with a sword made of bad animationnnnnn!!!!!
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─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═───── From the void’s cold embrace I rise— swift as shadows, silent as the endless night. Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory; a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost. I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor, an echo of power that no silence can contain. Glory is the path, mercy the crown— I am the storm the void whispers of. ───────═╡ ╞═────────
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness orStardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
*I was adding it to when it appeared, then it continues from "I didn't mean to set things up for that"*
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
*Ok I've updated my post with the full prophecy a page back, now it's from the bottom*
Our hero will want a cookie, but he instead will eat a giant bat.
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
And become friends with a magic cat.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
This cat will "accidentally" press a shiny red button,
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Blow all of Alrun into Prussian. Airspace.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
And, in Alren with an e, meanwhile,
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
(GOSHDINGIDYDARN IT!)
The hero emboldened by the cats sacrifice, traveles far and wild.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
*What?*
But little did he know the cat was still alive,
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
became undead, I can’t think of any rhymes.
Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
But at least the rhyme is close so it's alright. :D
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
But the cat hath turned into a supervillian due to the hyperradiation!!!!!
And battled the lad with a sword made of bad animationnnnnn!!!!!
─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═─────
From the void’s cold embrace I rise—
swift as shadows, silent as the endless night.
Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory;
a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost.
I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor,
an echo of power that no silence can contain.
Glory is the path, mercy the crown—
I am the storm the void whispers of.
───────═╡ ╞═────────
*It's one line at a time, but I feel like that's grouped together close enough*
But with the power of friendship, the hero shall win,
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
The hero of legend will have a pure heart,
And his arteries will never be torn apart,
His eyes will be a deep ocean blue,
He will be launched out of a flue,
He shall own 6 rings of gold,
He shall be of sixteen years old,
The hero will be a child of man,
Yet only have 3 fingers on his right hand,
On his left, he shall have all,
And he shall be over 6 feet tall.
His sword will shine like the midday sun,
And shall cleanse the darkness from Alrun,
sniffles every five minutes,
cooks for winits (new creature for the prophecy)
And shall be master of the lute
The sounds unmistakably like a farts toot.
He'll have hair of orange,
and the mighty lad he'll be
will force the light free
I like chicken and so will you
And that does nothing for the prophecy
As he ventures on this odyssey
and by odyssey I mean Mario odyssey
Which he's horrible at
And that also does nothing for the prophecy
Can we get back to the topic?
And upon a smote a suit he will smite
Smiting suits for eternal light
Yeah he is just a Mary Sue
But in his heart, he will know what to do
He died but revived due to his virtue
Then he needed a tissue
He shall never lie
Nor say goodbye
He will never make you cry
Nor hurt you
He will make Circleofdragons say, "I didn't mean to set things up for that."
Our hero will want a cookie, but he instead will eat a giant bat.
And become friends with a magic cat.
This cat will accidentally press a shiny red button,
and will send all of Alrun into Prussian (Airspace).
And, in Alren with an E, meanwhile,
The hero emboldened by the cats sacrifice, travels far and wild.
But little did he know the cat was still alive,
becomes undead, Gonzalo2 can't think of any rhymes.
But at least the rhyme is close so it's alright. :D
But the cat hath turned into a supervillain due to the hyperradiation!!!!!
And battled the lad with a sword made of bad animationnnnnn!!!!!
But with the power of friendship, the hero shall win,
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ
Favorite onion color: I don't like onions, they're too much like ogres...
And he shall eat burgers with his long lost twin.
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog
Triplets born, the throne awaits
The Adversary, Destroyer of Queens, Angel of the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragoness, Princess of This World, Mother of Lies, Spawn of Satan, and Lady of Darkness or Stardust
Now take 5d20 bludgeoning, cold, fire, force, lightning, necrotic, piercing, poison, psychic, radiant, slashing, and thunder damage, and I don't care if you have immunities or resistances.
Only child to twin to triplet, the hero's been cloned a lot as of late!
Hello! I am a perfectly sane gibberer. Hi! :D
A mysterious link of chain... (Extended signature). PRAISE JEFF THE EVIL ROOMBA! REALLY cool video.
One of the Warlock Patrons on the forums. Low, low price of your soul, your firstborn child and your liver!
Titles: The Echoing Story Spewer from Drummer, the Endless Maws from Isis, the Mad Murderer from PJ