Got caught in a fight with a god. A full fledged god, not some weakened one
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Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Get stuck in a Backstory situation about "" How can I explain as a Lvl 1 wizard how I get Light Crowssbow proficiency although I skipped the training and took another proficiency instead.
Get trapped by a group of goblins ... and after being stunned , paralized and hitted up until be unconscious, just wake up inside of a big bowl just to be boiled up in a soup.
You guys think you have it bad. What about being two 12th level characters and having a greatwyrm, an army of goblin wyvern riders, an eldritch aberration, a city of elves, a powerful mercenary group, a kraken, a huge CR 30 alien thing, a army of 400'000 trying to find a way to you, and an alliance of seven incredibly powerful NPCs. All having a personal vendetta against you.
Imagine this: A dwarf and two elves jump down what seems to be a chimney, but it ends up being... a chimney. This then leads to a throne room buried underground filled with about 20 zombie gnomes. That might not be so bad if we were level 7, but no. We were level 2. We all got incapacitated and we decided that we were going to go back to before we decided to do that.
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They don't think I can succeed. They need confidence. The rumors about me are a start but...
You're a player trying to relish the story and really roleplay immersively. But. Your host chases after memes, fudge rolls for "won't it be funnny if" circumstances, puts no effort into even giving a damn what the character's stories are. In the end, you don't even feel like you're playing D&D. Just a D&D flavoured comedy ...that you have never had a genuine laugh in. Because all the jokes are cringe or inside jokes you don't get.
You join a My Little Pony TTRPG online oneshot later out of sheer desperation for escape ...and realize the 7 year old girls within are infinitely more mature than your D&D game's host (and some of the players).
You are literally forced to join back your D&D game again because it's saturday and you have not told them you regret every moment of every session with them. Here they go, doing pepe memes with goblins again. You stare lifelessly at your character sheet, what did you even bother writing all this for? Then you hear someone cast Mage Hand to diddle some dick of some NPC and mouth off another meme they found somehow somewhere. Slowly, you put your sheet down and stare out the window while thinking about going home and doing chores...
so this is just because I have to share i've benn hit with disintegrate 3 times in one campaign... I still get the chills
has a bounty on head by ALL! demon kind, got band from praying at churches by party,warlock
I am my inner demons
Surrounded by Orcus, Tiamat, and the Tarrasque all at the same time (my DM is evil)
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Got caught in a fight with a god. A full fledged god, not some weakened one
Hi, I'm Anders. I like wreaking havoc in TTRPGs and listening to Swedish Death Metal. I currently am in the process of starting a campaign, GMed by your's truly. Entombed is a great band, you should check 'em out.
Peace, love, and death metal my friends
-Anders
Get stuck in a Backstory situation about "" How can I explain as a Lvl 1 wizard how I get Light Crowssbow proficiency although I skipped the training and took another proficiency instead.
(( PHB 2014 rules reference ... )) ahemm....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
my bard who's addicted(only did it twice) to casting thunderwave with the rest of the party next to her.
or
locked in a 1v1 with the dm(i missed every hit)
derpychienpao
Gulpmissle Day Feb 15th Gone in voice but not in memory
i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list.
supercell id: ANoobWithASpace
Get trapped by a group of goblins ... and after being stunned , paralized and hitted up until be unconscious, just wake up inside of a big bowl just to be boiled up in a soup.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You guys think you have it bad. What about being two 12th level characters and having a greatwyrm, an army of goblin wyvern riders, an eldritch aberration, a city of elves, a powerful mercenary group, a kraken, a huge CR 30 alien thing, a army of 400'000 trying to find a way to you, and an alliance of seven incredibly powerful NPCs. All having a personal vendetta against you.
Was it the 'Swarm of Orcuses, Tiamats, and Tarrasques'?
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
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Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
Who is Bill Cypher? His name is Bill Cipher with an i.
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
Oh no I have offended our dorito overlord...
Sig but long ^w^
Gulpmissle Day, Saturday, Feburay 15th, 2025 (They still alive, but banished to being a lurker now)
💛🤍💜🖤 🩷💛💙
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry. Also, I have a lil bean on a thread. That bean is named Ace, here is the thread
Imagine this: A dwarf and two elves jump down what seems to be a chimney, but it ends up being... a chimney. This then leads to a throne room buried underground filled with about 20 zombie gnomes. That might not be so bad if we were level 7, but no. We were level 2. We all got incapacitated and we decided that we were going to go back to before we decided to do that.
They don't think I can succeed. They need confidence. The rumors about me are a start but...
-Kelsier
The Pits await your screams
They don't think I can succeed. They need confidence. The rumors about me are a start but...
-Kelsier
AVADA KEDAVRA!
Gulpmissile Day on Feb. 15 every year. (Now with Gulp in the world of lurkers.)
Alex’s Forms, Google Doc. Alex = My Book Character.
Bill Cipher Cult
You're a player trying to relish the story and really roleplay immersively. But. Your host chases after memes, fudge rolls for "won't it be funnny if" circumstances, puts no effort into even giving a damn what the character's stories are. In the end, you don't even feel like you're playing D&D. Just a D&D flavoured comedy ...that you have never had a genuine laugh in. Because all the jokes are cringe or inside jokes you don't get.
You join a My Little Pony TTRPG online oneshot later out of sheer desperation for escape ...and realize the 7 year old girls within are infinitely more mature than your D&D game's host (and some of the players).
You are literally forced to join back your D&D game again because it's saturday and you have not told them you regret every moment of every session with them. Here they go, doing pepe memes with goblins again. You stare lifelessly at your character sheet, what did you even bother writing all this for? Then you hear someone cast Mage Hand to diddle some dick of some NPC and mouth off another meme they found somehow somewhere. Slowly, you put your sheet down and stare out the window while thinking about going home and doing chores...
i got an idea worse than anyone of u's.
party member that wastes tens of minutes on their turn and annoys the dm.
derpychienpao
Gulpmissle Day Feb 15th Gone in voice but not in memory
i am an initiate of cynophobia cult :)
i play pokemon. i play brawl stars. i play other games. too many to list.
supercell id: ANoobWithASpace