The prince, heir to the great empire Tyrn, looks down at his half-brother. The kind had given him mercy, taking him in as one of his own. Now, he lies on the floor, with scars from his attempted coup.
I'm here, to give you the beating your father never got to give you.
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The prince, heir to the great empire Tyrn, looks down at his half-brother. The kind had given him mercy, taking him in as one of his own. Now, he lies on the floor, with scars from his attempted coup.
I'm here, to give you the beating your father never got to give you.
The prince, heir to the great empire Tyrn, looks down at his half-brother. The kind had given him mercy, taking him in as one of his own. Now, he lies on the floor, with scars from his attempted coup.
I'm here, to give you the beating your father never got to give you.
Damn that goes hard
Thanks, it was a shortened quote from a campaign I ran awhile ago.
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You know how they say God looked down and said "It was good?" Well, when God created y'all, he looked down and cried!
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A professional goofball, writer, and frisbee player. Probably the best thing to happen to you since you woke up this morning. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs (don't ask) You're amazing, don't you know that? All of you. Extended sig here, check it out!
A professional goofball, writer, and frisbee player. Probably the best thing to happen to you since you woke up this morning. DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs (don't ask) You're amazing, don't you know that? All of you. Extended sig here, check it out!
We all know the wonderfully entertaining spell Vicious Mockery but do we all make an actual insult for it?? Now's your chance!
A bard casts Vicious Mockery on a group of angry goblins. What does He/She say? (keep pg)
I start: "Man, yall'r so ugly, you'd blind all Xanathar the Beholder's eyes into uselessness!" (Make a better one, the more entertaining the better!)
"That is not dead which can eternal lie;
And with strange aeons even death may die"
-H.P. Lovecraft
You are none of your best friends best friend.
The prince, heir to the great empire Tyrn, looks down at his half-brother. The kind had given him mercy, taking him in as one of his own. Now, he lies on the floor, with scars from his attempted coup.
I'm here, to give you the beating your father never got to give you.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
Damn that goes hard
Thanks, it was a shortened quote from a campaign I ran awhile ago.
Be sure to set your feet in the right place, then stand firm.
Finally back after a long break. Praise Jeff!
You know how they say God looked down and said "It was good?" Well, when God created y'all, he looked down and cried!
A professional goofball, writer, and frisbee player. Probably the best thing to happen to you since you woke up this morning.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs (don't ask)
You're amazing, don't you know that? All of you.
Extended sig here, check it out!
Hot D**n
"That is not dead which can eternal lie;
And with strange aeons even death may die"
-H.P. Lovecraft
When ya mom birthed ya she didn’t cry tears of joy, she cried tears of sorrow
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Man, you' so old, you went to prom with a T.Rex.
(Got a whole lineup of yo' momma jokes if needed)
A professional goofball, writer, and frisbee player. Probably the best thing to happen to you since you woke up this morning.
DM: Liquid Swords - A Historical Wuxia Campaign, In the Depths - A Fantasy Homebrew
Flying Pig Cultist of the Cult of Flying Pigs (don't ask)
You're amazing, don't you know that? All of you.
Extended sig here, check it out!
One of my players was a bard once, I believe these are his best lines:
"You bleed like a poem, tragic, slow, and irrelevant." (Used in a bandit camp but I don't remember who the target was)
"Even your shadow seems embarrassed to follow you." (Aimed at a drug ring lord called Carathin, they got into a fight after the group stole from them)
"You're not feared-you're tolerated." (Unfortunately, was not the killing blow on the BBEG but it was pretty close)
As for the one to one up you:
"If the gods blessed you, then why are you still casting level 1 spells."
Homebrew Stuff:
The Umbravore
*Spits out water* I like this guy...
"That is not dead which can eternal lie;
And with strange aeons even death may die"
-H.P. Lovecraft