I show him my unfriendly neighborhood underpass guys I make deals with. Out from the portal comes Freddy Krueger but instead of knife hands he has a shotgun for each finger.
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Expected something glamorous overtop speech or bio or a bunch of shady links you'd mindlessly click for fun? Well too bad.
A minigun of Demons
Fair
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
An oil tanker filled with imps comes out, what now?
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
I call in the US to destroy them
They blow up! What’s next?
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
A large tank rolls through the gate
I cast anti-tank fire! It’s destroyed, but a giant sand worm ridden by Voldemort takes its place, what now?
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
A NUKE
Ok. What comes out next?
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
A radioactive tiger
I use the black razor
The friendly neighborhood Spiderman comes out
I show him my unfriendly neighborhood underpass guys I make deals with. Out from the portal comes Freddy Krueger but instead of knife hands he has a shotgun for each finger.
Expected something glamorous overtop speech or bio or a bunch of shady links you'd mindlessly click for fun? Well too bad.
Agh! I sick my robo-bear on him. Who comes out next?
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
A math test
I ace it! A geometry teacher comes out holding an AK-47.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
I use a bazooka to blow them up. A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle jumps out!
I use a tank to take them out
what comes out next
87,903,746 kittens, and then they start exploding.
Throw 18,000,000.123456789089675243163324 grenades coated in catnip into the 87,903,746 kittens