All players may take an action to summon a can of Baked Potato soup at any time.
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By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
All NPC's know the spell fireball when the party enters a room, until they leave the room, and will use it if the party annoys them in any way whatsoever.
(also GoogiddyBop, even a nat 20 wouldn't make a DC 576343 saving throw unless your character has a bonus of +576323 for whatever skill. Sorry!)
Actually according to the PHB a nat 20, no matter the DC of the challenge or AC, is an instant win
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All NPC's know the spell fireball when the party enters a room, until they leave the room, and will use it if the party annoys them in any way whatsoever.
(also GoogiddyBop, even a nat 20 wouldn't make a DC 576343 saving throw unless your character has a bonus of +576323 for whatever skill. Sorry!)
Actually according to the PHB a nat 20, no matter the DC of the challenge or AC, is an instant win
Nope! According to PHB it only works for attacks vs AC. Yeah if you had an AC of 42069, you would still get if you had a NAT20 rolled against you. However this does not work the same way with DCs or skill checks or saving throws. NAT20s and NAT1s are the same as every other number in those cases unless the DM homebrews something.
The idea is to break the game. You can still attack using Bonus actions.
Also, since I'm here I'll post another broken rule.
Casting any spell requires the caster to make a save using their spell casting ability: DC 12+ Spell level. Failure gives the Player a level of exhaustion.
Actually not to breaking.
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The idea is to break the game. You can still attack using Bonus actions.
Also, since I'm here I'll post another broken rule.
Casting any spell requires the caster to make a save using their spell casting ability: DC 12+ Spell level. Failure gives the Player a level of exhaustion.
Actually not to breaking.
It doesn't sound too breaking on paper but it does absolutely break casting classes. Still can play the game normally using martial classes though.
you have to roll a new check, step check, every time you take a step (con mod+dex mod divided by 3 is your modifier) (DC 15), if you fail, you go prone and take 1 dmg
Artificer: Every time you talk to someone, roll a 1d20. On a 1, they think you're an artifact and try to attune to you.
Barbarian: Every time you play a barbarian, for each action that requires a lot of intellect, there is a cumulative 1% chance that you lose a level in barbarian. When you lose a level of barbarian, it goes back to 1%.
Bard: Every round, you must make a DC 15 WIS save or sing during your entire turn.
Cleric: You must pray to your god for 10 hours per day or lose the spellcasting feature for a month.
Druid: Plants and beasts can cast dominate monster on you at will.
Fighter: You can't do anything that isn't making a weapon attack.
Monk: Every time you use a weapon that isn't an unarmed strike or monk weapon, you have disadvantage.
Rogue: You must throw something at everyone you meet.
Ranger: You cannot harm plants or beasts in any way, directly or indirectly.
Sorcerer: You must make all magic come out of your ear and you.
Warlock: Your patron can prank call everyone within 1000 feet of you, and they all get angry at you for some reason.
Wizard: You must always be reading a book.
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Honestly this is the most game breaking and yet still slightly playable one yet.
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All creatures have 2 HP. Attack damage is unchanged.
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Every five rounds of combat, a tarrasque spawns
Accidental member of the cult of sedge.
this is what happens when you open a cult page on D&D beyond.
^ But it can't take actions, legendary actions, free actions, reactions, or move.
Players can take advantage by saying they do something in a certain way with no previously existing beneficial circumstances.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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All players may take an action to summon a can of Baked Potato soup at any time.
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
My Homebrew: Spells, Magic Items, Monsters, Feats, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
After you drink a potion, it takes 1h to kick in.
Whenever you do anything you have to make an intelligence check to see if your character is smart enough.
every hour, you gain an hour of exhaustion.
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By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Many thanks,
Gweledydd Slantse
No death saves
I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
Actually according to the PHB a nat 20, no matter the DC of the challenge or AC, is an instant win
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Nope! According to PHB it only works for attacks vs AC. Yeah if you had an AC of 42069, you would still get if you had a NAT20 rolled against you. However this does not work the same way with DCs or skill checks or saving throws. NAT20s and NAT1s are the same as every other number in those cases unless the DM homebrews something.
General beats specific.
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
Actually not to breaking.
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It doesn't sound too breaking on paper but it does absolutely break casting classes. Still can play the game normally using martial classes though.
If you don't get married on every campaign, the DM must roll a 1d20 just to deter what kind of illness/curse you'll earn.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
you have to roll a new check, step check, every time you take a step (con mod+dex mod divided by 3 is your modifier) (DC 15), if you fail, you go prone and take 1 dmg
The game is a competition between players
Rules for each class:
Artificer: Every time you talk to someone, roll a 1d20. On a 1, they think you're an artifact and try to attune to you.
Barbarian: Every time you play a barbarian, for each action that requires a lot of intellect, there is a cumulative 1% chance that you lose a level in barbarian. When you lose a level of barbarian, it goes back to 1%.
Bard: Every round, you must make a DC 15 WIS save or sing during your entire turn.
Cleric: You must pray to your god for 10 hours per day or lose the spellcasting feature for a month.
Druid: Plants and beasts can cast dominate monster on you at will.
Fighter: You can't do anything that isn't making a weapon attack.
Monk: Every time you use a weapon that isn't an unarmed strike or monk weapon, you have disadvantage.
Rogue: You must throw something at everyone you meet.
Ranger: You cannot harm plants or beasts in any way, directly or indirectly.
Paladin: Celestials can cast dominate monster on you at will.
Sorcerer: You must make all magic come out of your ear and you.
Warlock: Your patron can prank call everyone within 1000 feet of you, and they all get angry at you for some reason.
Wizard: You must always be reading a book.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Honestly this is the most game breaking and yet still slightly playable one yet.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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One must shout out loudly ""Yeet!!!!"" when an NPC yells for their babies.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
every monster gives you 1 xp
I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
All creatures have 2 HP. Attack damage is unchanged.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.