There will be a quote chain which everyone will quote and add something to a monster. once a quote chin becomes too long a new one will be created
rules for creating creating monsters:
You must add to the monster in every post
No Copying from other users
ALWAYS QUOTE THE QUOTE CHAIN
Current monster: rose blight (humanoid plant)
30ft around the rose blight is a cloud of spores which make any creature in it sneeze uncontrollably (loses a full action) unless they succeed on a 15DR constitution
They are white, but people with big heads are obsessed with painting them red.
they are painted red using a mixture of blood and toothpaste. People with small heads are obsessed with painting them green, but are unable to do any real damage.
they are an playable race with an -2 penalty to dexterity and strength and an +2 bonus to charisma, constiution and wisdom.
and can summon pink axes
plus it can cast speak with plants at will
The rose blight loves stabbing people.
expect priest which it slashes to 1 cubic cm bits
it loves eating dumb gnomes
But it can't find any dumb gnomes (the playable race) as they are intelligent, so it instead eats garden gnomes.
If your garden gnomes go missing, you know what caused it!
this is actiually helful since garden gnomes are of course constructs created by actiual gnomes with cameras in them to spy on you. Also at night the gnomes might move with their mechanical legs and do horrible horrible things and also kobold genocide.
rose blights are the friend of kobolds, but only extremely dumb or smart ones
corection garden gnome where created by the gnome illuminati
except is the kobolds are severing Green dragons as the blight hates how the dragon twists nature
It also cuts its victims into rose shaped chunks.
Should we summarize it yet? This is actually a good-ish monster idea.
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Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
There will be a quote chain which everyone will quote and add something to a monster. once a quote chin becomes too long a new one will be created
rules for creating creating monsters:
You must add to the monster in every post
No Copying from other users
ALWAYS QUOTE THE QUOTE CHAIN
Current monster: rose blight (humanoid plant)
30ft around the rose blight is a cloud of spores which make any creature in it sneeze uncontrollably (loses a full action) unless they succeed on a 15DR constitution
They are white, but people with big heads are obsessed with painting them red.
they are painted red using a mixture of blood and toothpaste. People with small heads are obsessed with painting them green, but are unable to do any real damage.
they are an playable race with an -2 penalty to dexterity and strength and an +2 bonus to charisma, constiution and wisdom.
and can summon pink axes
plus it can cast speak with plants at will
The rose blight loves stabbing people.
expect priest which it slashes to 1 cubic cm bits
it loves eating dumb gnomes
But it can't find any dumb gnomes (the playable race) as they are intelligent, so it instead eats garden gnomes.
If your garden gnomes go missing, you know what caused it!
this is actiually helful since garden gnomes are of course constructs created by actiual gnomes with cameras in them to spy on you. Also at night the gnomes might move with their mechanical legs and do horrible horrible things and also kobold genocide.
rose blights are the friend of kobolds, but only extremely dumb or smart ones
corection garden gnome where created by the gnome illuminati
except is the kobolds are severing Green dragons as the blight hates how the dragon twists nature
It also cuts its victims into rose shaped chunks.
Should we summarize it yet? This is actually a good-ish monster idea.
sure but I did it last time
And love bat blood
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
There will be a quote chain which everyone will quote and add something to a monster. once a quote chin becomes too long a new one will be created
rules for creating creating monsters:
You must add to the monster in every post
No Copying from other users
ALWAYS QUOTE THE QUOTE CHAIN
Current monster: rose blight (humanoid plant)
30ft around the rose blight is a cloud of spores which make any creature in it sneeze uncontrollably (loses a full action) unless they succeed on a 15DR constitution
They are white, but people with big heads are obsessed with painting them red.
they are painted red using a mixture of blood and toothpaste. People with small heads are obsessed with painting them green, but are unable to do any real damage.
they are an playable race with an -2 penalty to dexterity and strength and an +2 bonus to charisma, constiution and wisdom.
and can summon pink axes
plus it can cast speak with plants at will
The rose blight loves stabbing people.
expect priest which it slashes to 1 cubic cm bits
it loves eating dumb gnomes
But it can't find any dumb gnomes (the playable race) as they are intelligent, so it instead eats garden gnomes.
If your garden gnomes go missing, you know what caused it!
this is actiually helful since garden gnomes are of course constructs created by actiual gnomes with cameras in them to spy on you. Also at night the gnomes might move with their mechanical legs and do horrible horrible things and also kobold genocide.
rose blights are the friend of kobolds, but only extremely dumb or smart ones
corection garden gnome where created by the gnome illuminati
except is the kobolds are severing Green dragons as the blight hates how the dragon twists nature
It also cuts its victims into rose shaped chunks.
Should we summarize it yet? This is actually a good-ish monster idea.
sure but I did it last time
And love bat blood
Okay, so the Rose Blight.
The rose blights are white, but they make any people with big heads that can see them obsessed with painting them red. These big headed folk paint them red with a mixture of blood and toothpaste. Small headed people are obsessed with painting them green, but are basically unable to do so. The rose blight produces a 30 foot radius of dense pollen around it that causes all other creatures that start their turn within 30 feet of it to sneeze uncontrollably for their action this turn if they fail a DC 15 Constitution saving throw, or having no affect on a success. If a player would like to play them, they have a -2 to both their Strength and Dexterity scores, and a +2 to Constitution, Wisdom, and Charisma scores.
The rose blights wield pink axes that it summons at will (no action required). It can also cast Speak with Plants at will. The rose blight is obsessed with eating dumb gnomes, but can't find any so it settles with garden gnomes, helping those suspicious of them being Gnome Illuminati members or being constructs built by gnomes to hire them get rid of the gnomes. Rose blights do love stabbing people with their many prickly spikes, but they prefer to slash priests to bits, as a Priest cursed their race hundreds of years ago. Once their victims are killed, they cut their bodies into rose shaped chunks.
As they do hate gnomes, they often ally themselves with kobolds. If the kobolds serve green dragons, they immediately become hostile to the kobolds, as they hate how Green Dragons twists the nature around them.
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Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
There will be a quote chain which everyone will quote and add something to a monster. once a quote chin becomes too long a new one will be created
rules for creating creating monsters:
You must add to the monster in every post
No Copying from other users
ALWAYS QUOTE THE QUOTE CHAIN
Current monster: living figgy pudding
thanks
The pudding needs to eat every 24 hours or it will rot
It tastes terrible to all creatures except for other oozes.
all creatures who eats the pudding will for the next 1d100 months feel an incredible aversion to marshmallows.
marshmallows is the primary diet of the living figgy pudding, and since marshmallows are made by humans most will starve if left in the wild.
are often found in grocery stores and absolutely infest marshmallow factories
but since the fall of netheril (and the end of mass refrigeration in the martial plane) there numbers have fallen
marshmallow production have only been recently been reinvented, the means to make marshmallows was fogotten shortly after Karsus's Folly and was only rediscovered an century later. The species temporarily went extinct and the only reason it is alive today is becuase an frozen sample was stored away for generations until one mage woke it up and decided it might make a good pet, it has since spread but since refrigerators do not exist their growth is extremely slow
(if you feel that this addition contradicts the last one too much feel free to change it with later additoion, we can fix it in post (in other words let the guy who does the summary figure it out))
There will be a quote chain which everyone will quote and add something to a monster. once a quote chin becomes too long a new one will be created
rules for creating creating monsters:
You must add to the monster in every post
No Copying from other users
ALWAYS QUOTE THE QUOTE CHAIN
Current monster: living figgy pudding
thanks
The pudding needs to eat every 24 hours or it will rot
It tastes terrible to all creatures except for other oozes.
all creatures who eats the pudding will for the next 1d100 months feel an incredible aversion to marshmallows.
marshmallows is the primary diet of the living figgy pudding, and since marshmallows are made by humans most will starve if left in the wild.
are often found in grocery stores and absolutely infest marshmallow factories
but since the fall of netheril (and the end of mass refrigeration in the martial plane) there numbers have fallen
marshmallow production have only been recently been reinvented, the means to make marshmallows was fogotten shortly after Karsus's Folly and was only rediscovered an century later. The species temporarily went extinct and the only reason it is alive today is becuase an frozen sample was stored away for generations until one mage woke it up and decided it might make a good pet, it has since spread but since refrigerators do not exist their growth is extremely slow
(if you feel that this addition contradicts the last one too much feel free to change it with later additoion, we can fix it in post (in other words let the guy who does the summary figure it out))
not it's okay
To compensate with the lack of refrigeration they migrate to the spine of the world ever summer to deal with the heat
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
There will be a quote chain which everyone will quote and add something to a monster. once a quote chin becomes too long a new one will be created
rules for creating creating monsters:
You must add to the monster in every post
No Copying from other users
ALWAYS QUOTE THE QUOTE CHAIN
Current monster: living figgy pudding
thanks
The pudding needs to eat every 24 hours or it will rot
It tastes terrible to all creatures except for other oozes.
all creatures who eats the pudding will for the next 1d100 months feel an incredible aversion to marshmallows.
marshmallows is the primary diet of the living figgy pudding, and since marshmallows are made by humans most will starve if left in the wild.
are often found in grocery stores and absolutely infest marshmallow factories
but since the fall of netheril (and the end of mass refrigeration in the martial plane) there numbers have fallen
marshmallow production have only been recently been reinvented, the means to make marshmallows was fogotten shortly after Karsus's Folly and was only rediscovered an century later. The species temporarily went extinct and the only reason it is alive today is becuase an frozen sample was stored away for generations until one mage woke it up and decided it might make a good pet, it has since spread but since refrigerators do not exist their growth is extremely slow
(if you feel that this addition contradicts the last one too much feel free to change it with later additoion, we can fix it in post (in other words let the guy who does the summary figure it out))
not it's okay
To compensate with the lack of refrigeration they migrate to the spine of the world ever summer to deal with the heat
Karsus also invented Marshmallow Golems (possibly the next monster), that can now reproduce, but are near extinction because of the Living Figgy Pudding.
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Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
There will be a quote chain which everyone will quote and add something to a monster. once a quote chin becomes too long a new one will be created
rules for creating creating monsters:
You must add to the monster in every post
No Copying from other users
ALWAYS QUOTE THE QUOTE CHAIN
Current monster: living figgy pudding
thanks
The pudding needs to eat every 24 hours or it will rot
It tastes terrible to all creatures except for other oozes.
all creatures who eats the pudding will for the next 1d100 months feel an incredible aversion to marshmallows.
marshmallows is the primary diet of the living figgy pudding, and since marshmallows are made by humans most will starve if left in the wild.
are often found in grocery stores and absolutely infest marshmallow factories
but since the fall of netheril (and the end of mass refrigeration in the martial plane) there numbers have fallen
marshmallow production have only been recently been reinvented, the means to make marshmallows was fogotten shortly after Karsus's Folly and was only rediscovered an century later. The species temporarily went extinct and the only reason it is alive today is becuase an frozen sample was stored away for generations until one mage woke it up and decided it might make a good pet, it has since spread but since refrigerators do not exist their growth is extremely slow
(if you feel that this addition contradicts the last one too much feel free to change it with later additoion, we can fix it in post (in other words let the guy who does the summary figure it out))
not it's okay
To compensate with the lack of refrigeration they migrate to the spine of the world ever summer to deal with the heat
Karsus also invented Marshmallow Golems (possibly the next monster), that can now reproduce, but are near extinction because of the Living Figgy Pudding.
if it has eaten over 1 ton in a day then the figgy pudding evolves into a figgy vampire that can raise food from the dead
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
There will be a quote chain which everyone will quote and add something to a monster. once a quote chin becomes too long a new one will be created
rules for creating creating monsters:
You must add to the monster in every post
No Copying from other users
ALWAYS QUOTE THE QUOTE CHAIN
Current monster: living figgy pudding
thanks
The pudding needs to eat every 24 hours or it will rot
It tastes terrible to all creatures except for other oozes.
all creatures who eats the pudding will for the next 1d100 months feel an incredible aversion to marshmallows.
marshmallows is the primary diet of the living figgy pudding, and since marshmallows are made by humans most will starve if left in the wild.
are often found in grocery stores and absolutely infest marshmallow factories
but since the fall of netheril (and the end of mass refrigeration in the martial plane) there numbers have fallen
marshmallow production have only been recently been reinvented, the means to make marshmallows was fogotten shortly after Karsus's Folly and was only rediscovered an century later. The species temporarily went extinct and the only reason it is alive today is becuase an frozen sample was stored away for generations until one mage woke it up and decided it might make a good pet, it has since spread but since refrigerators do not exist their growth is extremely slow
(if you feel that this addition contradicts the last one too much feel free to change it with later additoion, we can fix it in post (in other words let the guy who does the summary figure it out))
not it's okay
To compensate with the lack of refrigeration they migrate to the spine of the world ever summer to deal with the heat
Karsus also invented Marshmallow Golems (possibly the next monster), that can now reproduce, but are near extinction because of the Living Figgy Pudding.
if it has eaten over 1 ton in a day then the figgy pudding evolves into a figgy vampire that can raise food from the dead
anyone who is killed by food raised from the dead by a figgy vampire turns into an figgy pudding, thus perpetuating the birth cycle.
figgy vampires only eat marshmallows dipped in the blood of human or elvish virgins because unlike their figgy pudding bretheren, they are eeevil, but also figgy vampires like to donate money to various charities and puppy shelters, and like donating other peoples organs to hospitals.
they think that the blood of older virgins is more gross than the blood of younger ones
(also like the marshmallow golems since it means Karsus was not only temporarily a god for like two seconds, one of the most talented mages who ever lived and the only caster of an 12th level spell, but he also had a hobby of food related golems for whatever reason)
There will be a quote chain which everyone will quote and add something to a monster. once a quote chin becomes too long a new one will be created
rules for creating creating monsters:
You must add to the monster in every post
No Copying from other users
ALWAYS QUOTE THE QUOTE CHAIN
Current monster: living figgy pudding
thanks
The pudding needs to eat every 24 hours or it will rot
It tastes terrible to all creatures except for other oozes.
all creatures who eats the pudding will for the next 1d100 months feel an incredible aversion to marshmallows.
marshmallows is the primary diet of the living figgy pudding, and since marshmallows are made by humans most will starve if left in the wild.
are often found in grocery stores and absolutely infest marshmallow factories
but since the fall of netheril (and the end of mass refrigeration in the martial plane) there numbers have fallen
marshmallow production have only been recently been reinvented, the means to make marshmallows was fogotten shortly after Karsus's Folly and was only rediscovered an century later. The species temporarily went extinct and the only reason it is alive today is becuase an frozen sample was stored away for generations until one mage woke it up and decided it might make a good pet, it has since spread but since refrigerators do not exist their growth is extremely slow
(if you feel that this addition contradicts the last one too much feel free to change it with later additoion, we can fix it in post (in other words let the guy who does the summary figure it out))
not it's okay
To compensate with the lack of refrigeration they migrate to the spine of the world ever summer to deal with the heat
Karsus also invented Marshmallow Golems (possibly the next monster), that can now reproduce, but are near extinction because of the Living Figgy Pudding.
if it has eaten over 1 ton in a day then the figgy pudding evolves into a figgy vampire that can raise food from the dead
anyone who is killed by food raised from the dead by a figgy vampire turns into an figgy pudding, thus perpetuating the birth cycle.
figgy vampires only eat marshmallows dipped in the blood of human or elvish virgins because unlike their figgy pudding bretheren, they are eeevil, but also figgy vampires like to donate money to various charities and puppy shelters, and like donating other peoples organs to hospitals.
they think that the blood of older virgins is more gross than the blood of younger ones
(also like the marshmallow golems since it means Karsus was not only temporarily a god for like two seconds, one of the most talented mages who ever lived and the only caster of an 12th level spell, but he also had a hobby of food related golems for whatever reason)
(Karsus also eventually became a Vestige, and still "lives" on today as a rock spurting blood.)
The figgy puddings hate all other oozes, because they taste bad.
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Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
There will be a quote chain which everyone will quote and add something to a monster. once a quote chin becomes too long a new one will be created
rules for creating creating monsters:
You must add to the monster in every post
No Copying from other users
ALWAYS QUOTE THE QUOTE CHAIN
Current monster: living figgy pudding
thanks
The pudding needs to eat every 24 hours or it will rot
It tastes terrible to all creatures except for other oozes.
all creatures who eats the pudding will for the next 1d100 months feel an incredible aversion to marshmallows.
marshmallows is the primary diet of the living figgy pudding, and since marshmallows are made by humans most will starve if left in the wild.
are often found in grocery stores and absolutely infest marshmallow factories
but since the fall of netheril (and the end of mass refrigeration in the martial plane) there numbers have fallen
marshmallow production have only been recently been reinvented, the means to make marshmallows was fogotten shortly after Karsus's Folly and was only rediscovered an century later. The species temporarily went extinct and the only reason it is alive today is becuase an frozen sample was stored away for generations until one mage woke it up and decided it might make a good pet, it has since spread but since refrigerators do not exist their growth is extremely slow
(if you feel that this addition contradicts the last one too much feel free to change it with later additoion, we can fix it in post (in other words let the guy who does the summary figure it out))
not it's okay
To compensate with the lack of refrigeration they migrate to the spine of the world ever summer to deal with the heat
Karsus also invented Marshmallow Golems (possibly the next monster), that can now reproduce, but are near extinction because of the Living Figgy Pudding.
if it has eaten over 1 ton in a day then the figgy pudding evolves into a figgy vampire that can raise food from the dead
anyone who is killed by food raised from the dead by a figgy vampire turns into an figgy pudding, thus perpetuating the birth cycle.
figgy vampires only eat marshmallows dipped in the blood of human or elvish virgins because unlike their figgy pudding bretheren, they are eeevil, but also figgy vampires like to donate money to various charities and puppy shelters, and like donating other peoples organs to hospitals.
they think that the blood of older virgins is more gross than the blood of younger ones
(also like the marshmallow golems since it means Karsus was not only temporarily a god for like two seconds, one of the most talented mages who ever lived and the only caster of an 12th level spell, but he also had a hobby of food related golems for whatever reason)
(Karsus also eventually became a Vestige, and still "lives" on today as a rock spurting blood.)
The figgy puddings hate all other oozes, because they taste bad.
(yeah i know i read the 3.5e tombe of magic thing and oh boy is it metal AF, also should oozes taste bad so they hate tem apply to litterally anything that is not marshmallows?)
figgy puddings have a lot of diffrent appearances, but the most common is sugary white with an texture resembling sugar that sticks together with moisture or boiling sugar
jubilex, the demon lord of oozes has sworn to kill the figgy puddings and the vestige of their netherise creator, but so far they have had no luck
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i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
There will be a quote chain which everyone will quote and add something to a monster. once a quote chin becomes too long a new one will be created
rules for creating creating monsters:
You must add to the monster in every post
No Copying from other users
ALWAYS QUOTE THE QUOTE CHAIN
Current monster: living figgy pudding
thanks
The pudding needs to eat every 24 hours or it will rot
It tastes terrible to all creatures except for other oozes.
all creatures who eats the pudding will for the next 1d100 months feel an incredible aversion to marshmallows.
marshmallows is the primary diet of the living figgy pudding, and since marshmallows are made by humans most will starve if left in the wild.
are often found in grocery stores and absolutely infest marshmallow factories
but since the fall of netheril (and the end of mass refrigeration in the martial plane) there numbers have fallen
marshmallow production have only been recently been reinvented, the means to make marshmallows was fogotten shortly after Karsus's Folly and was only rediscovered an century later. The species temporarily went extinct and the only reason it is alive today is becuase an frozen sample was stored away for generations until one mage woke it up and decided it might make a good pet, it has since spread but since refrigerators do not exist their growth is extremely slow
(if you feel that this addition contradicts the last one too much feel free to change it with later additoion, we can fix it in post (in other words let the guy who does the summary figure it out))
not it's okay
To compensate with the lack of refrigeration they migrate to the spine of the world ever summer to deal with the heat
Karsus also invented Marshmallow Golems (possibly the next monster), that can now reproduce, but are near extinction because of the Living Figgy Pudding.
if it has eaten over 1 ton in a day then the figgy pudding evolves into a figgy vampire that can raise food from the dead
anyone who is killed by food raised from the dead by a figgy vampire turns into an figgy pudding, thus perpetuating the birth cycle.
figgy vampires only eat marshmallows dipped in the blood of human or elvish virgins because unlike their figgy pudding bretheren, they are eeevil, but also figgy vampires like to donate money to various charities and puppy shelters, and like donating other peoples organs to hospitals.
they think that the blood of older virgins is more gross than the blood of younger ones
(also like the marshmallow golems since it means Karsus was not only temporarily a god for like two seconds, one of the most talented mages who ever lived and the only caster of an 12th level spell, but he also had a hobby of food related golems for whatever reason)
(Karsus also eventually became a Vestige, and still "lives" on today as a rock spurting blood.)
The figgy puddings hate all other oozes, because they taste bad.
(yeah i know i read the 3.5e tombe of magic thing and oh boy is it metal AF, also should oozes taste bad so they hate tem apply to litterally anything that is not marshmallows?)
figgy puddings have a lot of diffrent appearances, but the most common is sugary white with an texture resembling sugar that sticks together with moisture or boiling sugar
jubilex, the demon lord of oozes has sworn to kill the figgy puddings and the vestige of their netherise creator, but so far they have had no luck
I can't make sense of all this so someone else please summarize
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Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
There will be a quote chain which everyone will quote and add something to a monster. once a quote chin becomes too long a new one will be created
rules for creating creating monsters:
You must add to the monster in every post
No Copying from other users
ALWAYS QUOTE THE QUOTE CHAIN
Current monster: living figgy pudding
thanks
The pudding needs to eat every 24 hours or it will rot
It tastes terrible to all creatures except for other oozes.
all creatures who eats the pudding will for the next 1d100 months feel an incredible aversion to marshmallows.
marshmallows is the primary diet of the living figgy pudding, and since marshmallows are made by humans most will starve if left in the wild.
are often found in grocery stores and absolutely infest marshmallow factories
but since the fall of netheril (and the end of mass refrigeration in the martial plane) there numbers have fallen
marshmallow production have only been recently been reinvented, the means to make marshmallows was fogotten shortly after Karsus's Folly and was only rediscovered an century later. The species temporarily went extinct and the only reason it is alive today is becuase an frozen sample was stored away for generations until one mage woke it up and decided it might make a good pet, it has since spread but since refrigerators do not exist their growth is extremely slow
(if you feel that this addition contradicts the last one too much feel free to change it with later additoion, we can fix it in post (in other words let the guy who does the summary figure it out))
not it's okay
To compensate with the lack of refrigeration they migrate to the spine of the world ever summer to deal with the heat
Karsus also invented Marshmallow Golems (possibly the next monster), that can now reproduce, but are near extinction because of the Living Figgy Pudding.
if it has eaten over 1 ton in a day then the figgy pudding evolves into a figgy vampire that can raise food from the dead
anyone who is killed by food raised from the dead by a figgy vampire turns into an figgy pudding, thus perpetuating the birth cycle.
figgy vampires only eat marshmallows dipped in the blood of human or elvish virgins because unlike their figgy pudding bretheren, they are eeevil, but also figgy vampires like to donate money to various charities and puppy shelters, and like donating other peoples organs to hospitals.
they think that the blood of older virgins is more gross than the blood of younger ones
(also like the marshmallow golems since it means Karsus was not only temporarily a god for like two seconds, one of the most talented mages who ever lived and the only caster of an 12th level spell, but he also had a hobby of food related golems for whatever reason)
(Karsus also eventually became a Vestige, and still "lives" on today as a rock spurting blood.)
The figgy puddings hate all other oozes, because they taste bad.
(yeah i know i read the 3.5e tombe of magic thing and oh boy is it metal AF, also should oozes taste bad so they hate tem apply to litterally anything that is not marshmallows?)
figgy puddings have a lot of diffrent appearances, but the most common is sugary white with an texture resembling sugar that sticks together with moisture or boiling sugar
jubilex, the demon lord of oozes has sworn to kill the figgy puddings and the vestige of their netherise creator, but so far they have had no luck
I can't make sense of all this so someone else please summarize
Never underestimate the Power of those elder virgins......... ( ok.... I gonna end the joke or I else I will be dismissed )
If a chaotic rule dosen't make any sense.... then it's time to watch it upside down.....
There will be a quote chain which everyone will quote and add something to a monster. once a quote chin becomes too long a new one will be created
rules for creating creating monsters:
You must add to the monster in every post
No Copying from other users
ALWAYS QUOTE THE QUOTE CHAIN
Current monster: living figgy pudding
thanks
The pudding needs to eat every 24 hours or it will rot
It tastes terrible to all creatures except for other oozes.
all creatures who eats the pudding will for the next 1d100 months feel an incredible aversion to marshmallows.
marshmallows is the primary diet of the living figgy pudding, and since marshmallows are made by humans most will starve if left in the wild.
are often found in grocery stores and absolutely infest marshmallow factories
but since the fall of netheril (and the end of mass refrigeration in the martial plane) there numbers have fallen
marshmallow production have only been recently been reinvented, the means to make marshmallows was fogotten shortly after Karsus's Folly and was only rediscovered an century later. The species temporarily went extinct and the only reason it is alive today is becuase an frozen sample was stored away for generations until one mage woke it up and decided it might make a good pet, it has since spread but since refrigerators do not exist their growth is extremely slow
(if you feel that this addition contradicts the last one too much feel free to change it with later additoion, we can fix it in post (in other words let the guy who does the summary figure it out))
not it's okay
To compensate with the lack of refrigeration they migrate to the spine of the world ever summer to deal with the heat
Karsus also invented Marshmallow Golems (possibly the next monster), that can now reproduce, but are near extinction because of the Living Figgy Pudding.
if it has eaten over 1 ton in a day then the figgy pudding evolves into a figgy vampire that can raise food from the dead
anyone who is killed by food raised from the dead by a figgy vampire turns into an figgy pudding, thus perpetuating the birth cycle.
figgy vampires only eat marshmallows dipped in the blood of human or elvish virgins because unlike their figgy pudding bretheren, they are eeevil, but also figgy vampires like to donate money to various charities and puppy shelters, and like donating other peoples organs to hospitals.
they think that the blood of older virgins is more gross than the blood of younger ones
(also like the marshmallow golems since it means Karsus was not only temporarily a god for like two seconds, one of the most talented mages who ever lived and the only caster of an 12th level spell, but he also had a hobby of food related golems for whatever reason)
(Karsus also eventually became a Vestige, and still "lives" on today as a rock spurting blood.)
The figgy puddings hate all other oozes, because they taste bad.
(yeah i know i read the 3.5e tombe of magic thing and oh boy is it metal AF, also should oozes taste bad so they hate tem apply to litterally anything that is not marshmallows?)
figgy puddings have a lot of diffrent appearances, but the most common is sugary white with an texture resembling sugar that sticks together with moisture or boiling sugar
jubilex, the demon lord of oozes has sworn to kill the figgy puddings and the vestige of their netherise creator, but so far they have had no luck
I can't make sense of all this so someone else please summarize
this monster is a creature known as an figgy pudding, an ooze made out of an grainy, often sugary white substance and it feeds of marshmallows, failing to eat at least one marshmallow within 24 hours will cause an figgy pudding to rot, its texture often resembles wet sugar sticking together or boiling sugar. It is said to taste horribly to any creature who atttempts to eat it with the exception of oozes. Anyone who ingests some figgy pudding will feel an extreme aversion to marshmallows. They were created by the ancient magic using empire known as netheril, and after the fall of netheril the oozes might have nearly gone extinct were it not for a single frozen sample of figgy pudding, found deep within the spine of eversummer.
It is said that if an figgy pudding ever eats more than a ton of marshmallows in a single day, they turn into rare and strange humanoids known as "figgy vampires", who appear to be humans with pointy ears and skin as pale as sugar. These creatures can grant an strange mimicry of life to food, making them move similar to the spell animate dead.
it has been observed that when a living creature is defeated by an figgy vampire, they slowly begin to dissolve into this grainy white fluid until at last, the corpse turns into an figgy pudding.
figgy vampires exhibit strange, often contradictory behavoir. Some tales describe them as monsters with an heart of gold, often donating vast amounts of wealth to diffrent charities and providing life saving healing, wereas other times they are monsters, who dip the marshmallows they eat in the blood of the innocent and prey on the weak and the gullible.
figgy puddings exhibit an strong rivalry with all oozes, and cultists devoted to jubilex have been observed trying to combat these puddings, while others have seen figgy puddings teaming up to defeat larger gelatinous cubes. There is no clear reason for this behaviour, but figgy vampires have suggested that it might be due to the figgy puddigs disliking the taste of other oozes so much that they seek to destroy them so that no other creature needs to eat them, whereas demonologists have suggested that the demon lord jubilex simply cannot handle the existance of oozes not under his controll, and as such directs all oozes under his controll to destroy figgy puddings.
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It has orange horns
Its breath weapon sucks out your soul.
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It also cuts its victims into rose shaped chunks.
Should we summarize it yet? This is actually a good-ish monster idea.
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sure but I did it last time
And love bat blood
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Okay, so the Rose Blight.
The rose blights are white, but they make any people with big heads that can see them obsessed with painting them red. These big headed folk paint them red with a mixture of blood and toothpaste. Small headed people are obsessed with painting them green, but are basically unable to do so. The rose blight produces a 30 foot radius of dense pollen around it that causes all other creatures that start their turn within 30 feet of it to sneeze uncontrollably for their action this turn if they fail a DC 15 Constitution saving throw, or having no affect on a success. If a player would like to play them, they have a -2 to both their Strength and Dexterity scores, and a +2 to Constitution, Wisdom, and Charisma scores.
The rose blights wield pink axes that it summons at will (no action required). It can also cast Speak with Plants at will. The rose blight is obsessed with eating dumb gnomes, but can't find any so it settles with garden gnomes, helping those suspicious of them being Gnome Illuminati members or being constructs built by gnomes to hire them get rid of the gnomes. Rose blights do love stabbing people with their many prickly spikes, but they prefer to slash priests to bits, as a Priest cursed their race hundreds of years ago. Once their victims are killed, they cut their bodies into rose shaped chunks.
As they do hate gnomes, they often ally themselves with kobolds. If the kobolds serve green dragons, they immediately become hostile to the kobolds, as they hate how Green Dragons twists the nature around them.
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The pudding needs to eat every 24 hours or it will rot
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It tastes terrible to all creatures except for other oozes.
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all creatures who eats the pudding will for the next 1d100 months feel an incredible aversion to marshmallows.
marshmallows is the primary diet of the living figgy pudding, and since marshmallows are made by humans most will starve if left in the wild.
are often found in grocery stores and absolutely infest marshmallow factories
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but since the fall of netheril (and the end of mass refrigeration in the martial plane) there numbers have fallen
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marshmallow production have only been recently been reinvented, the means to make marshmallows was fogotten shortly after Karsus's Folly and was only rediscovered an century later. The species temporarily went extinct and the only reason it is alive today is becuase an frozen sample was stored away for generations until one mage woke it up and decided it might make a good pet, it has since spread but since refrigerators do not exist their growth is extremely slow
(if you feel that this addition contradicts the last one too much feel free to change it with later additoion, we can fix it in post (in other words let the guy who does the summary figure it out))
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not it's okay
To compensate with the lack of refrigeration they migrate to the spine of the world ever summer to deal with the heat
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Karsus also invented Marshmallow Golems (possibly the next monster), that can now reproduce, but are near extinction because of the Living Figgy Pudding.
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if it has eaten over 1 ton in a day then the figgy pudding evolves into a figgy vampire that can raise food from the dead
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anyone who is killed by food raised from the dead by a figgy vampire turns into an figgy pudding, thus perpetuating the birth cycle.
figgy vampires only eat marshmallows dipped in the blood of human or elvish virgins because unlike their figgy pudding bretheren, they are eeevil, but also figgy vampires like to donate money to various charities and puppy shelters, and like donating other peoples organs to hospitals.
they think that the blood of older virgins is more gross than the blood of younger ones
(also like the marshmallow golems since it means Karsus was not only temporarily a god for like two seconds, one of the most talented mages who ever lived and the only caster of an 12th level spell, but he also had a hobby of food related golems for whatever reason)
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(Karsus also eventually became a Vestige, and still "lives" on today as a rock spurting blood.)
The figgy puddings hate all other oozes, because they taste bad.
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(yeah i know i read the 3.5e tombe of magic thing and oh boy is it metal AF, also should oozes taste bad so they hate tem apply to litterally anything that is not marshmallows?)
figgy puddings have a lot of diffrent appearances, but the most common is sugary white with an texture resembling sugar that sticks together with moisture or boiling sugar
jubilex, the demon lord of oozes has sworn to kill the figgy puddings and the vestige of their netherise creator, but so far they have had no luck
i am soup, with too many ideas (all of them very spicy) who has made sufficient homebrew material and character to last an thousand human lifetimes
I can't make sense of all this so someone else please summarize
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Never underestimate the Power of those elder virgins......... ( ok.... I gonna end the joke or I else I will be dismissed )
If a chaotic rule dosen't make any sense.... then it's time to watch it upside down.....
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this monster is a creature known as an figgy pudding, an ooze made out of an grainy, often sugary white substance and it feeds of marshmallows, failing to eat at least one marshmallow within 24 hours will cause an figgy pudding to rot, its texture often resembles wet sugar sticking together or boiling sugar. It is said to taste horribly to any creature who atttempts to eat it with the exception of oozes. Anyone who ingests some figgy pudding will feel an extreme aversion to marshmallows. They were created by the ancient magic using empire known as netheril, and after the fall of netheril the oozes might have nearly gone extinct were it not for a single frozen sample of figgy pudding, found deep within the spine of eversummer.
It is said that if an figgy pudding ever eats more than a ton of marshmallows in a single day, they turn into rare and strange humanoids known as "figgy vampires", who appear to be humans with pointy ears and skin as pale as sugar. These creatures can grant an strange mimicry of life to food, making them move similar to the spell animate dead.
it has been observed that when a living creature is defeated by an figgy vampire, they slowly begin to dissolve into this grainy white fluid until at last, the corpse turns into an figgy pudding.
figgy vampires exhibit strange, often contradictory behavoir. Some tales describe them as monsters with an heart of gold, often donating vast amounts of wealth to diffrent charities and providing life saving healing, wereas other times they are monsters, who dip the marshmallows they eat in the blood of the innocent and prey on the weak and the gullible.
figgy puddings exhibit an strong rivalry with all oozes, and cultists devoted to jubilex have been observed trying to combat these puddings, while others have seen figgy puddings teaming up to defeat larger gelatinous cubes. There is no clear reason for this behaviour, but figgy vampires have suggested that it might be due to the figgy puddigs disliking the taste of other oozes so much that they seek to destroy them so that no other creature needs to eat them, whereas demonologists have suggested that the demon lord jubilex simply cannot handle the existance of oozes not under his controll, and as such directs all oozes under his controll to destroy figgy puddings.
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It has orange horns
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Its breath weapon sucks out your soul.
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Anything within at most 15 feet of it must make a Con saving throw (DC = 15 at 5 ft, 10 at 10 ft. 5 at 15 ft.) or take 1d6+3 fire damage since the tiger is always flaming. (No damage if successful save. Resistance to fire still applies.)
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)