Then it turns on the group

"Bckaaaaaaw!" It calls

" AHHHH, WE GOT A GIANT KENTUCKY FRIED PROBLEM " Glory yells running away

The chicken dragon goddess breathes chicken nuggets at glory

" AHHHH, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE FROM CHICKEN NUGGETS! " Glory screams " Please don't let this be my last words "

The goddess true polymorphs them into baby dragon chickens, buries them in chicken nuggets, and flies away, yelling “CLUCK CLUCK SUCKERS!”

After this derailed everything story time stands for glory looks around and shouts, " Hey Hoody, Alicia, are you guys dead? "

They stand up and say no. But we are dragon chickens. 

Also sorry for derailing this, but DRAGON CHICKENS!

They need some serious dispel magic.

" Okay new plan, "Glory says " I'll find a way to cure you guys first, then we'll continue on our quest to kill the dragon that is causing the land to be plagued by an endless winter. "

They wander through the forest (Or swamp, or whatever) and  soon start to feel scared. Its getting dark and a strange mist fills the air.

Glory could have sworn she saw people in the forest, but hoody says he heard voices. 

Suddenly, a very, very, very tall armored figure stands in their way and casts:

Power word: NI!

He does it several times.

The adventurers ask him who he is and why he is doing this.

"We are the knights who say..." He says in a shrill voice. "NI!"

"If you are to pass, you must first find us... A SHRUBBERY"

"A what?"

"NI! NI! NI!"

"Oh unfair sir knight, we shall find you your shrubbery."

They then head back to the town for the shrubbery.

"Oh and make sure its a nice height!" the knight calls. "And not too expensive!"

The other knights agree, nodding their heads.

* I just copied a script 😐 *

Glory : Old crone! Is there anywhere in this town where we could buy a shrubbery!

[dramatic chord]

CRONE: Who sent you?

Glory : The Knights Who Say Ni.

CRONE: Agh! No! Never! We have no shrubberies here.

Glory : If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say... we will say... `Ni!'.

CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!

Glory : Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily,... Ni!

CRONE: No! Never! No shrubs!

Glory : Ni!

Hoody the chicken : Noo! Noo!

Glory : No, no, no, no -- it's not that, it's 'ni!'.

Hoody the chicken : Noo!

ARTHUR: No, no -- 'ni!'. You're not doing it properly.

Alicia the chicken : Noo! Ni!

Glory : That's it, that's it, you've got it.

Glory and the Chickens : Ni! Ni!

ROGER: Are you saying 'ni' to that old woman?

Glory : Um, yes.

ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `ni' at will to old ladies. ... There is a unending cold upon this land, nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.

Glory : Did you say `shrubberies'?

ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

Chickens : Ni!

Glory : No! No, no, no! No!

Much later...

"Oh good knights knights who say ni, we have brought you your shrubbery."

"Good. I like the trimming. However we are no longer the knights who say ni, we are the knights who say... EKKE EKKE EKKE PTANG ZOO BOING!"

"May we please pass?"

"NI! You shall not pass until you have brought us... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY"

"Another?"

"Yes and make it level. Also put it next to the first shrubbery so we can have a path going down the middle."

"Ooh yes a path, A PATH!" say the other knights.

"And then..." continues the head knight "You must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest with... A HERRING!" The knight holds up a small fish.

"That's preposterous! It cant be done!"

"NOOO! Don't say that word!" plead the knights, in pain.

" What word? Is? " Glory says

"No not that word!"

" Yes I suppose you wouldn't get far in life without using that word... Oh look it's alicia the chicken " Glory says

" Did you find a cure alicia? "

" Oh, yes I was looking for it. " Alicia responds to glory

(whats going on?)

( Monty python and the holy grail script... Long story short, hoody and alicia got turned into chickens )

"NOOO dont say it! AAH! I said it! I said it again!" screams the knight as the group walks away.

" Wow, super weird. Okay you're all cured so let's just go find the dragon I suppose. " Glory says walking away from the strange knights