266) Give a dragon a healing potion and then yell at it while attacking.
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#268: Successfully seducing a dragon. Let's be honest, that thing is too much for you to handle... You are crushed under the dragon's weight. The dragon immidiatly afterwards feels great sorrow ,and will never forget the time you shared. Even if it were brief.
269 ) Teaching a Mule the colours and the numbers, just to increase his/her INT. The Mule just prefers eating carrots...... believe me....... receiving 4d8 bludgeoning damage from his/her 2 legs aren't worthed the try.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
286: You forget to use point buy in Adventurer's League.
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#287: Create a super edgy character, and never get along with anyone because your edgy and can't be bothered to be a team player. Nevermind the fact that D&D is a team game. Your so cool, and nobody understands you! You keep doing you, and pissing everyone off! That's how you avenge your dead family, you lone wolf bada**.
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265) Aproaching to a random Dragon, and start massaging it.
It was the worst idea my Human Paladin lvl 1 had.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
266) Give a dragon a healing potion and then yell at it while attacking.
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267) Use the right tools to perform an Arcana ritual on the King's resting room, and then get inmediately jailed, by the guards.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
#268: Successfully seducing a dragon. Let's be honest, that thing is too much for you to handle... You are crushed under the dragon's weight. The dragon immidiatly afterwards feels great sorrow ,and will never forget the time you shared. Even if it were brief.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
269 ) Teaching a Mule the colours and the numbers, just to increase his/her INT.
The Mule just prefers eating carrots...... believe me....... receiving 4d8 bludgeoning damage from his/her 2 legs aren't worthed the try.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
270) Trying to fight a monk in a fistfight and them beating the heck out of you
Beholders like to eat people who don't pay attention
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271) Telling your party's wizard to shut up...
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Semicolons are the most addictive punctuation mark there is; and also one of the most helpful.
If you like grammar, go to the Cult of Grammar, for grammatical sticklers. And my grammar may not be perfect, okay, but SHHHHHHH!!!
The HLE; my homebrew monster/character.
272) Not increasing your constitution modifier.
273) Disrespectng your GM.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
#274: dropping your guard around that one guy with the edgy backstory, and is probably a murder hobo.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
275) Insulting a noble
278) Not creating a character before the session.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
279.) Get Killed.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
280) Fail an acrobatics check to grab a ledge while falling down a chasm.
281) Stealing Sylgar.
I have no personality.
282.) Being a normal person with 4 hp
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
283. Being a lvl 1 mosquito with 0.000000000000001 hp and biting someone
Hello fellow human. I like you, am a human.
284.) Living in a world where the police frown upon mass murder of orcs and collateral damage via “heroic” wizard’s fireballs.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
285 you look the dm in the I and say no more of your bad dming
286: You forget to use point buy in Adventurer's League.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
#287: Create a super edgy character, and never get along with anyone because your edgy and can't be bothered to be a team player. Nevermind the fact that D&D is a team game. Your so cool, and nobody understands you! You keep doing you, and pissing everyone off! That's how you avenge your dead family, you lone wolf bada**.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)