I am Kickthulu, having bodyswapped with them right before they kicked me.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
You are a level 20 monk the weakest class I'm a level 20 druid(not saying those are the strongest class) and I wild shape into a mammoth and trample you.
That's the situation I'm in. Nobody ever died fighting a level 20 monk.
You are a level 20 monk the weakest class I'm a level 20 druid(not saying those are the strongest class) and I wild shape into a mammoth and trample you.
That's the situation I'm in. Nobody ever died fighting a level 20 monk.
You eat the wrong character sheet-the one of the monk. The monk is dead, so they have to burn the character sheet, so they burn you alive.
Kickthulu kicks you.
I am Kickthulu, having bodyswapped with them right before they kicked me.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You get choped down
i am at school
You die of boredom
I am Sylgar
my name is not Bryce
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Goldfish don't have very long lifespans.
I am replacing Sylgar with an identical goldfish.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Xanathar catches you
I am Manshoon, talking to my therapist about my trauma during that clone war
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You spontaneously combust, I an igneus, lord of spontaneus combustion
Gelatinous cubes are by far the most sophisticated of ooze variants
I want to hear about your favorite D&D Races
You get watered upon
Water.
my name is not Bryce
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You dry out.
I do not exist.
You don’t exist therefore you are already dead
I’m lvl 20 in dnd
You are a level 20 monk the weakest class I'm a level 20 druid(not saying those are the strongest class) and I wild shape into a mammoth and trample you.
That's the situation I'm in. Nobody ever died fighting a level 20 monk.
an ancient white dragon sees a mammoth that would make a tasty snack...
I am an ancient white dragon eating some tasty mammoth dinner
my name is not Bryce
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Then the level 20 wizard casts forecage on you
I am the level 20 wizard
The character sheet is eaten by a dog
I am the dog
my name is not Bryce
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You eat the wrong character sheet-the one of the monk. The monk is dead, so they have to burn the character sheet, so they burn you alive.
I am the DM.
You have to do the thing that makes dms shake in their boots, go to a family reunion. You die as soon as you step into the house.
I am playing dnd.
The DM grabs the ornamental sword on the wall and murders you.
I am a DM who grabbed the ornamental sword on the wall and murders you.
You get arrested
I am a police
my name is not Bryce
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You get fired
i am the other police who fired you
I fire you too
I am 🔥
my name is not Bryce
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All oxygen is consumed and there is nothing left to feed your flame
I am learning about "pumpion pie" from one of my friends whilst we prepare to play some D&D