i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i make a genuinely good drawing but I have to draw the hands now
you become an artist, and decide to simply avoid drawing hands. after a few years, you become an art teacher, and a student asks you how you draw hands. You commit meat paste.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i make a genuinely good drawing but I have to draw the hands now
you become an artist, and decide to simply avoid drawing hands. after a few years, you become an art teacher, and a student asks you how you draw hands. You commit meat paste.
i devour bill doors and consume gordan ramsy
Finally some delicious funkin food.. that poisons you
I’m going to jump [[ please finish the asdf meme ]]
i make a genuinely good drawing but I have to draw the hands now
you become an artist, and decide to simply avoid drawing hands. after a few years, you become an art teacher, and a student asks you how you draw hands. You commit meat paste.
i devour bill doors and consume gordan ramsy
Finally some delicious funkin food.. that poisons you
I’m going to jump [[ please finish the asdf meme ]]
you believe you can fly. you believe you can fall and die.
i commit Rejigenohomifratrcide.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i make a genuinely good drawing but I have to draw the hands now
you become an artist, and decide to simply avoid drawing hands. after a few years, you become an art teacher, and a student asks you how you draw hands. You commit meat paste.
i devour bill doors and consume gordan ramsy
Finally some delicious funkin food.. that poisons you
I’m going to jump [[ please finish the asdf meme ]]
you believe you can fly. you believe you can fall and die.
i make a genuinely good drawing but I have to draw the hands now
you become an artist, and decide to simply avoid drawing hands. after a few years, you become an art teacher, and a student asks you how you draw hands. You commit meat paste.
i devour bill doors and consume gordan ramsy
Finally some delicious funkin food.. that poisons you
I’m going to jump [[ please finish the asdf meme ]]
you believe you can fly. you believe you can fall and die.
i commit Rejigenohomifratrcide.
On yourself
i like trains
You become a train, you are in service for 300 years, until a terrorist group destroys you tragically.
i commit meat.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i make a genuinely good drawing but I have to draw the hands now
you become an artist, and decide to simply avoid drawing hands. after a few years, you become an art teacher, and a student asks you how you draw hands. You commit meat paste.
i devour bill doors and consume gordan ramsy
Finally some delicious funkin food.. that poisons you
I’m going to jump [[ please finish the asdf meme ]]
you believe you can fly. you believe you can fall and die.
i commit Rejigenohomifratrcide.
On yourself
i like trains
You become a train, you are in service for 300 years, until a terrorist group destroys you tragically.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
A chaotic evil warlock you drew leaves the paper and attacks with eldritch blast
I am playing video games
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
....And by video games, you mean a certain copy of NES Godzilla....
I'm listening to music.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
You should have done jumanji
The volume gets accidentally set to 400%, dealing 10d6 thunder damage per round.
I am eating pasta
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The spaghetti strangles you.
I am now deaf and therefore immune to thunder damage.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Lighting strikes you, making you blind. Good luck trying to live normally now
i’m walking to a restaurant
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
The waiter is a bug bear.
I’m in a cranberry bog
Call me Blond. James Blond.
You step in a wasp nest
i’m trying to adult
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
One of those Gen Z's who hate the term "adulting" comes to you and murders you for it
I am a nautiloid like in spell jammer.
If you are a general random guy like me, welcome to the club. | Currently dm: Out of the abyss, Waterdeep: Dragonhesit | I am a large warforged fan. |
You spontaneously combust
i beat a 12 year old in smash bros
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
the 12 year old is also known as The quiet kid.
I kill time.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Time kills you
i make a genuinely good drawing but I have to draw the hands now
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
you become an artist, and decide to simply avoid drawing hands. after a few years, you become an art teacher, and a student asks you how you draw hands. You commit meat paste.
i devour bill doors and consume gordan ramsy
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Finally some delicious funkin food.. that poisons you
I’m going to jump [[ please finish the asdf meme ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
you believe you can fly. you believe you can fall and die.
i commit Rejigenohomifratrcide.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
On yourself
i like trains
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You become a train, you are in service for 300 years, until a terrorist group destroys you tragically.
i commit meat.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You get turned into a borgar
i am extra thicc
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
The Arcane Lord of Grammar smites you.
I am the Arcane Lord of Grammar.
Stanley from gravity falls Grammars you.
i sing: its gonna get weird.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Things do actually get weird… are you high or is it real?
i’m breathing
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger