This song starts playing on the tv: Coca Cola came to town, cola Pepsi shot him down, Dr Pepper stitched him up, now we all drink 7up, 7up caught the flu, now we all drink Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew caught it too, now we don’t know what to do! The cringe kills you
i’m remembering cringe things from my cringe phase
all people who know japanese are sent to jail, where you eventually starve.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
you lose the gun in your sleep, but you still hear gunshots.
i commit regicide.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
the family killed you for killing the sibling for killing the sibling.
you mixed up the words regicide and fratricide.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
the A.S.S (austrailian secret service) Finds you and forces apple seeds down your throat.
i eat beach apple.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i force feed Ronald Clump A beach apple. (a.k.a, little apple of death, A.K.A, Manchineel*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
nothing is wrong with your tamales, however, the water you are having your meal with is dosed with foxglove, cyanide, hawthorn seeds, and oleander leaf. very curious cocktail.
i bleed sugar.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
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This song starts playing on the tv: Coca Cola came to town, cola Pepsi shot him down, Dr Pepper stitched him up, now we all drink 7up, 7up caught the flu, now we all drink Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew caught it too, now we don’t know what to do! The cringe kills you
i’m remembering cringe things from my cringe phase
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You die on cancer
blood for the blood god
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
The water spout you were climbing up gets flooded. You drown
technoblade never dies
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
the toothbrush is a mimic! It kills you with a gun
I am a mimic with a gun
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
I assassinate you, so you only die in 1
I am returning to DDB
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Omae wa mou shindeiru
i know japanese :]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
all people who know japanese are sent to jail, where you eventually starve.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
you meet up with Yoshikage Kira, and all that's left of you is one of your hands
My name is Yoshikage Kira (part 8, because they're better)
a hobbit of the tolkeinite cult
a frequenter of taverns
mainly an Emerald half-dragon with a psudodragon pet
haven't been on because mobile sucks and wifi sucks
Self-proclaimed Non-Binary Diety of bad writing and Lizardfolk Monks
Is that a jojo reference??? Also, i has gun
i has gun
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
you lose the gun in your sleep, but you still hear gunshots.
i commit regicide.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You parents kill you for killing your sibling
i killed you for killing your sibling
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
the family killed you for killing the sibling for killing the sibling.
you mixed up the words regicide and fratricide.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ I thought it said fratricide- I swear it said fratricide- ]]
i hang myself
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
あなたが死んでいる私は皇帝です。Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
あなたは暗殺されています
私は皇帝を暗殺しました
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
the A.S.S (austrailian secret service) Finds you and forces apple seeds down your throat.
i eat beach apple.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
おまえわもうしんでいる
I tie a noose :]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
you commit suicide.
i force feed Ronald Clump A beach apple. (a.k.a, little apple of death, A.K.A, Manchineel*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You get killed for force feeding
I’m eating Tamales 🫔 please don’t do anything to my tamales I will be sad
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
nothing is wrong with your tamales, however, the water you are having your meal with is dosed with foxglove, cyanide, hawthorn seeds, and oleander leaf. very curious cocktail.
i bleed sugar.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.