i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
you go down a spiraling rabbit hole that never ends until you become a lvl 14 fathomless warlock and discover the tentacle dimension.
i am Methuselah.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
you are so rabbit holey that you confused the person "Methuselah" with the tree, "Methuselah"
i am the black death.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no We don’t talk about Pluto It was 2006
We were learning planets And there were nine of them in the sky Pluto was in Our system’s orbital spin
Our model was looking pretty fly Pluto they said was a pain Went against the IAUs grain A planet it could not remain!
We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no We don’t talk about Pluto Hey! Pluto’s degradation has left us in a crisis Ruining all of our mnemonic devicеs
“My Very Educated Mother Just Sеrved Us Nine…What?! (what, what, what) Now I’m spending Saturdays hanging out with my son “Why do I need science when I’ve got my gut? You stinky butt?”
Heaven’s renamed With Pluto’s new class Couldn’t clear it’s domain Of comparable mass
Had a long regime But it’s off the team We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no We don’t talk about Pluto
This textbook was up-to-date The next day: wrong! (no, no!) They said that it was a dwarf planet all along! (no, no!) And now I’m questioning the moon landing with Neil Armstrong! (No, no!)
This hurts as bad as losing Alderaan They told me that we all could agree that the planets would always be nine Now you tell me, who’s gonna tell Hades, that his planet was forced to resign Oy vey this isn’t Pluto’s day!
You tell me, when I hear “actually, there’s only eight bodies, considered to be planets!” I’m just supposed to nod I’m just supposed to nod! I’m supposed to nod!
Um, Pluto Yeah about that Pluto I need you as a planet, Pluto Don’t want the truth, I just want you, Pluto!
Oh hey fellas that nutjob’s here What a winner
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
The rock you are pusheen on falls onto a seesaw with another rock on it that ten smashes you in the face.
I am writing an unintelligible sentence.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
the middle button puts you in between a ROC and a hard place.
I am Mad Eye Moody and i'm feeling MOODY.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
you accidently copy Naruto and you Narugo to sleep. in Barovia. For the night.
i Am Trelawney.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
WAIT... YES!!!!!!!! I DOOOOOOOO SEE SOMETHING!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE CAT PLATES BECAUSE EVEN ANIMALS CAN'T STAND YOU! YOUR BEST FRIEND WILL TELL YOU THEIR BIRTHDAY WAS CANCELLED, BUT THEY ARE JUST REPULSED BY YOU! YOU WILL BE KIDNAPPED, AND YOU WILL BE HIT IN YOUR PIGGY LITTLE FACE AND IT WILL BE AN IMPROVEMENT TO THE ONE YOU HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOBODY WILL SEND YOU A GET WELL SOON CARD, BECAUSE THEY LOWKEY HOPE YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
I punch you.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
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Am a guy who fell off a cliff
I am the MAILMAN
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
a kangaroo drowns you.
i am a leech, and therefore have 32 brains.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
you go down a spiraling rabbit hole that never ends until you become a lvl 14 fathomless warlock and discover the tentacle dimension.
i am Methuselah.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
you are so rabbit holey that you confused the person "Methuselah" with the tree, "Methuselah"
i am the black death.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
you are not a big problem these days.
i am infectious cancer.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You win the award for most infected country!
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
you lose for calling out that i put nothing.
We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no
We don’t talk about Pluto
It was 2006
We were learning planets
And there were nine of them in the sky
Pluto was in
Our system’s orbital spin
Our model was looking pretty fly
Pluto they said was a pain
Went against the IAUs grain
A planet it could not remain!
We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no
We don’t talk about Pluto
Hey! Pluto’s degradation has left us in a crisis
Ruining all of our mnemonic devicеs
“My Very Educated Mother Just Sеrved Us Nine…What?! (what, what, what)
Now I’m spending Saturdays hanging out with my son
“Why do I need science when I’ve got my gut?
You stinky butt?”
Heaven’s renamed
With Pluto’s new class
Couldn’t clear it’s domain
Of comparable mass
Had a long regime
But it’s off the team
We don’t talk about Pluto, no, no, no
We don’t talk about Pluto
This textbook was up-to-date
The next day: wrong! (no, no!)
They said that it was a dwarf planet all along! (no, no!)
And now I’m questioning the moon landing with Neil Armstrong! (No, no!)
This hurts as bad as losing Alderaan
They told me that we all could agree that the planets would always be nine
Now you tell me, who’s gonna tell Hades, that his planet was forced to resign
Oy vey this isn’t Pluto’s day!
You tell me, when I hear “actually, there’s only eight bodies, considered to be planets!”
I’m just supposed to nod
I’m just supposed to nod!
I’m supposed to nod!
Um, Pluto
Yeah about that Pluto
I need you as a planet, Pluto
Don’t want the truth, I just want you, Pluto!
Oh hey fellas that nutjob’s here
What a winner
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
No.
hello
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
goodbye.
I am eating cereal
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
You drown and - nah, that's too cliché.
The bathtub falls through the floor and into the basement. But sadly, your bathtub was right above your boiler, and your whole house blows up.
I thought of a clever answer.
Lawful Evil DM-to-be. Not on the site that much (at least not anymore) but I may become more active some day. Maybe.
Shrek does. He crashes through the ceiling and lands on you.
I am pusheen.
Lawful Evil DM-to-be. Not on the site that much (at least not anymore) but I may become more active some day. Maybe.
The rock you are pusheen on falls onto a seesaw with another rock on it that ten smashes you in the face.
I am writing an unintelligible sentence.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You continue to write such sentences even when your life depended ok not doing so.
I am making my way down town.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
You are walking. Someone you dislike appears. You are walking faster
i have a stuffy nose
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You suffocate in the impossible chance that is blocks your mouth too.
I am resting.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
the middle button puts you in between a ROC and a hard place.
I am Mad Eye Moody and i'm feeling MOODY.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You get put into snape’s corpse
i’m wondering if I can come up with an original storyline for a manga
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
you accidently copy Naruto and you Narugo to sleep. in Barovia. For the night.
i Am Trelawney.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You die.
i am uncreative in deaths atm :]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
WAIT... YES!!!!!!!! I DOOOOOOOO SEE SOMETHING!!!!!!!! YOU HAVE CAT PLATES BECAUSE EVEN ANIMALS CAN'T STAND YOU! YOUR BEST FRIEND WILL TELL YOU THEIR BIRTHDAY WAS CANCELLED, BUT THEY ARE JUST REPULSED BY YOU! YOU WILL BE KIDNAPPED, AND YOU WILL BE HIT IN YOUR PIGGY LITTLE FACE AND IT WILL BE AN IMPROVEMENT TO THE ONE YOU HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOBODY WILL SEND YOU A GET WELL SOON CARD, BECAUSE THEY LOWKEY HOPE YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER COME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK.
I punch you.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.