You are scared to death by Harry Potter looking at you
lucky for me, I would, in fact, get a get well card because my mom, dad, and aunts don’t like the oompaloompa of a president and either way, he is no longer is office so HA
he comes back into office through sheer force of yes, and his fans murder u.
i am remus lupin if he didn't DIE.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
you forgot punctuation, therefore, you are sentenced to death.
I eat kalimari.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i write a DM'S guide on how to make npc deaths sad.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i am the head of the austrailian secret service, and you realize what the acronym for it is.
i make How to make an npc death sad, Volume 2.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You are scared to death by Harry Potter looking at you
lucky for me, I would, in fact, get a get well card because my mom, dad, and aunts don’t like the oompaloompa of a president and either way, he is no longer is office so HA
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
he comes back into office through sheer force of yes, and his fans murder u.
i am remus lupin if he didn't DIE.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You die of stink
i’m denki kaminari and everyone uses me as a portable charger
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
An idiot takes his phone and phone charger to the bathroom to charge his phone and play Clash of Clams... in the tub (you get shocked and break)
I am laughing at the guy who didn't know how electricity works
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
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you forgot punctuation, therefore, you are sentenced to death.
I eat kalimari.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
It was raw & you got a lethal version of food poisoning.
I am reading the pokemon manga.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
And the gods of entertainment smite you for being so.
I am not existing.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Upon arrival, toga killed you
I’m toga himiko
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
You are now a togo to go. and are eaten.
i am ender man.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You spawn in an ocean
i’m lazy and used the same death on a different thread
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
you are so old u turn to dust.
i write a DM'S guide on how to make npc deaths sad.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i am the head of the austrailian secret service, and you realize what the acronym for it is.
i make How to make an npc death sad, Volume 2.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
The ncp becomes sentient and kills you
i’m a sentient npc
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
the dm follows my guidebook.
i am a lich.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
a meteorite falls from the sky and smashes you.
i am rolling an attack roll for magic missile
Someone lines every surface in your home with 4725683426891654831683916483926827193568732687196534829165483916d4 or less
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
thus you cannot live
I am eating air.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
the spy from Spy x Family doesnt want you making threads about him and kills you (i havent seen it)
I have a powerful quirk
my name is not Bryce
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Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Someone eats you
Im eating nerds
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Hi Ghiratina, I'm cardiac arrest
Im cardiac arrest
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally