Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
A million Minecrafters get out their netherite swords and kill you.
I’m an air genasi sitting in a bag of holding that’s in a safe on the plane of Chaos embedded in a giant floating rock. There are 5000 Geas-ed 20th level loyal paladins who are guarding me. They only know that I’m on this rock, and will protect me. They don’t know my specific location. Also I can cast create food and water. Also I have tarrasque skin armor.
The rock turns into water, the planar stuff around the paladins turns to rock or lava, and a death slaad breaks the safe. In doing so, it breaks the bag of holding and releases you. A portal to the material plane then appears there, transporting you, through horrible luck, into the gullet of the sleeping tarrasque
I am a death slaad
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
And you didn't read the label on the milk bottle that said "WARNING I AM POISONED"
I'm having a staring contest with a cat.
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
I cast feather fall on you in order to save you from the lava and shoot you with an arrow
I am rolling my death saving throws
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
You roll a 0. How did you even do that? Anyway not only your character just died, but you broke the universe and everything is destroyed. Including you.
Gollum murders you for your “crime” by pushing you into the lava
i am attuning to the eye and hand of vecna
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
But I am Tiamat
I am tiamat
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
But I am Vecna
I am Vecna
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
And I'm a Vampyre, so I approach right next to you, using my expertise on stealth, and I pinch your neck with my canine teeths.... hehehehe.
I swiftly sneak near to the wall, till I reach a window...
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
A light from the window blinds you, in your blindness you fall down into a pit with sharp metal spikes, that ultimately impaling you.
I’m laughing at the idiot who fell down a pit
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Then you get pushed in to the same pit. Who’s laughing now?
I’m laughing now.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
You laugh so hard you forget to stay not dead.
*DABS*
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
Because you just dabbed in 2022 an angry mob of redditors picks you up and throws you off a cliff
*flosses*
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
A million Minecrafters get out their netherite swords and kill you.
I’m an air genasi sitting in a bag of holding that’s in a safe on the plane of Chaos embedded in a giant floating rock. There are 5000 Geas-ed 20th level loyal paladins who are guarding me. They only know that I’m on this rock, and will protect me. They don’t know my specific location. Also I can cast create food and water. Also I have tarrasque skin armor.
The rock turns into water, the planar stuff around the paladins turns to rock or lava, and a death slaad breaks the safe. In doing so, it breaks the bag of holding and releases you. A portal to the material plane then appears there, transporting you, through horrible luck, into the gullet of the sleeping tarrasque
I am a death slaad
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
i am the Toad Exterminator.
i am a Grey Slaad.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
You get eaten by my dyslexic mom, who read Grey Salad
i have a dyslexic mom… and sister
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
The sister and mom plot your demise and kill you.
I'm cooking pasta
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
The pasta catches fire. and your shirt. And your house. Let’s go, you’re on fire
my dad is playing call of duty with me
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
He actually has a real gun and shoots you for winning
I'm drinking milk
And you didn't read the label on the milk bottle that said "WARNING I AM POISONED"
I'm having a staring contest with a cat.
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
The cat sacrifices himself by licking your eyes so they don’t dry out. As such he dies, and your heart breaks, and you die.
im falling towards a lava pit at 10000000 mph
I cast feather fall on you in order to save you from the lava and shoot you with an arrow
I am rolling my death saving throws
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
You roll a 0. How did you even do that? Anyway not only your character just died, but you broke the universe and everything is destroyed. Including you.
I throw The Ring into the fires of Mount Doom.
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Gollum murders you for your “crime” by pushing you into the lava
i am attuning to the eye and hand of vecna
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Vecna comes and murders you to take his eye and hand back.
I am poking a githyanki.
i am a human being.