because you are everythin else, death is included. you are dead.
i am talking to the beast lord, who is a cat wizard
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“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
The gods smite you because they're vegetarian and you ate so much chicken.
I'm posting on LCW.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
the strawberries are secretly tactical nukes, you explode.
im in a bar fight
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“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
the rock of eternity decides to fall on you for no apparent reason
i am polishing my warhammer
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“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
You find there is someone else on that demi-plane. And that someone is a kraken.
I'm reading a book.
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Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
Gun
i am gun
Your not worthless, your heart can sell for millions on the dark web.
PM me the word 🍅tomato or 🍌banana
I send you to a foundry and you are melted down.
I’m getting wed in holy matrimony.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Gun
im not a gun, everything else thouh
Your not worthless, your heart can sell for millions on the dark web.
PM me the word 🍅tomato or 🍌banana
because you are everythin else, death is included. you are dead.
i am talking to the beast lord, who is a cat wizard
“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
That cat gets bored and kills you for fun.
I am drinking coffee.
(He/Him), Pansexual dude. 🏳️🌈
I love cats, coffee and Dnd. Check out my tavern: THE PLATINUM KINGFISHER
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Of all the Dnd settings, Dragonlance is my absolute favourite.
It spills on you and the surprise causes your genetic heart condition to flare up, instantly killing you.
I’m driving the Chicken Limousine.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
The Chicken Limousine suddenly gets possessed by a real chicken and gets you into a car crash as vengeance for all the chicken you've eaten.
I just created the universe.
PM me the words tomato and/or banana!
Check out my homebrew.
I love dragons.
The heat of the singularity’s expansion incinerates you.
I’m already dead^2 and have ascended to Super Heaven.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
The gods smite you because they're vegetarian and you ate so much chicken.
I'm posting on LCW.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
druid girl is secretly a 300 pound dude named chuck who lives in his mommas basement
“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
(Skipping Dungeon_Lackey)
LCW betrays you and kills you in your sleep because you post way too much.
I'm currently eating sushi.
Free Content: [Basic Rules],
[Lost Mine of Phandelver], [Acquisitions Incorporated], [The Vecna Dossier], [The Radiant Citadel], [Spelljammer Academy],[Dragonlance], [Prisoner 13],[Minecraft],[Giants of the Star Forge], [Baldur’s Gate Gazetteer], [Lightning Keep], [Intro to Stormwreck Isle], [Lost Caverns of Tsojcanth], [Vecna Dossier].Free Dice: [Frostmaiden],
[Flourishing], [Sanguine],[Themberchaud],[Pride],[Baldur's Gate 3], [Lego].You choke on some fish.
I'm doing the chicken dance.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
the strawberries are secretly tactical nukes, you explode.
im in a bar fight
“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
The drinks you had earlier were poisoned.
I'm looking at this forum in a chair.
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!the rock of eternity decides to fall on you for no apparent reason
i am polishing my warhammer
“I'm serious. She could actually be a 300-pound dude who lives in his momma's basement in suburban Detroit. And her name is Chuck."–Aech Ready Player One
My top rated dm advice video here! mhttps://youtu.be/EE-xtCF3T94
You get jumped by a goblin
Free Content: [Basic Rules],
[Lost Mine of Phandelver], [Acquisitions Incorporated], [The Vecna Dossier], [The Radiant Citadel], [Spelljammer Academy],[Dragonlance], [Prisoner 13],[Minecraft],[Giants of the Star Forge], [Baldur’s Gate Gazetteer], [Lightning Keep], [Intro to Stormwreck Isle], [Lost Caverns of Tsojcanth], [Vecna Dossier].Free Dice: [Frostmaiden],
[Flourishing], [Sanguine],[Themberchaud],[Pride],[Baldur's Gate 3], [Lego].Yiu never saud what you were doing! Since you are doing nothing, you do not exist anymore.
I am riding my pet Tarrasque.
(He/Him), Pansexual dude. 🏳️🌈
I love cats, coffee and Dnd. Check out my tavern: THE PLATINUM KINGFISHER
Don't be a monday. Nobody likes mondays.
Of all the Dnd settings, Dragonlance is my absolute favourite.
"There's always a bigger fish." You and your Tarrasque get gobbled up by a Tiamat.
I'm in my own demi-plane
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!You find there is someone else on that demi-plane. And that someone is a kraken.
I'm reading a book.
Haiiiiii, I’m Druid! (he/they/it/moth/fae/star) I'm a smol insane queer lil' mess with a terrible mental state! I'm also a therian and furry :3 My current obsessions are The Amazing Digital Circus and Hazbin Hotel, so if you ever wanna chat about that, I'm always happy to! GIVE ME YOUR MONSTER.
"Oh no! Looks like I've taken Ragatha... AND DROPPED HER IN THE DEEP FRYER!" -Jax
The book is a mimic whose tired of making up romance novels for you.
I'm laughing as Druid gets eaten by a book.
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!