You are somehow put on sale, and, for convenience of the buyer and to increase total revenue, you are divided into several parts, each at the low cost of $12.95.
I'm reading Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
A dragon hires you to be its hoard mimic, but you betray it for money, causing it to eviscerate you with its breath weapon.
I am sitting alone because my dnd group is shattering like the first world :(
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Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
I’m walking through a cornfield in Utah with a flashlight and a wrecking bar, looking for the monster that took my wife. I’m going to send it straight back to Hell and save her.
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
Your nose inhales a bunch of pie which it makes you adquire 1 level of exhaustion, and due to that, you eat the pie like if there's no tomorrow. Then, the pie goes stuck in your throat turning yourself unconscious. So, due to the fact you are eating the pie ( alone ) and with noone else around in circa 1.000 feet, you DIE.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
You poison one of the two teas in front of you. You sit down with your target and hand them the poisoned cup... Or so you thought. You drank your tea, and then you realize; You accidentally gave your target the clean cup! But it was already too late for you... Oops!
Your jumped by Quail Defense Assassins (QDA) They torture you for hours trying to figure out where you got the eggs from.
I'm eating 5 golden coins for lunch.
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!The Coins Eat you.
I am in a tree a 9,372 ft in the air criminally watching a soccer game.
My Threads: House of Adventurers, Role Playing, Sorcerers Saloon, Also Role Playing, Historical Warfare, War.
My Dome characters: Tollak, Earthlord Primordius My other characters: Here
Titles from drummer: Lightning Struck Loot Chaser (PM me Tomato.)
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I push you off
I am in the same tree
That’s because I am a very quiet gorilla
A very loud gorilla comes and the noise kills you.
Average person.
I play D&D
In case you don’t know what D&D is : Not a rickroll
It wasn’t a rickroll…
you didn't say what you were doing so you stop existing.
I am in the middle of costco in the mattress section
PM me the word tomato
and all the mattresses fall down like dominos on top of you, squashing you in a shameful death.
I was in the costco sales section.
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
Awooo🐺💔⛓️🥀🖤🪫
You are somehow put on sale, and, for convenience of the buyer and to increase total revenue, you are divided into several parts, each at the low cost of $12.95.
I'm reading Oscar Wilde's The Importance of Being Earnest.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
its a mimic.
I'm the mimic
PM me the word tomato
A dragon hires you to be its hoard mimic, but you betray it for money, causing it to eviscerate you with its breath weapon.
I am sitting alone because my dnd group is shattering like the first world :(
Pokemon Master, Hero of Hyrule, Jedi Knight, Minecrafter, Celestial Being Beyond Comprehension, Bounty Hunter, Salmon Runner, Nailmaster, Yarn Yoshi Enjoyer, Animal Lover, Math Rock Roller, Nerd King in all Aspects.
(And, of course, Dragon Tamer. It is in the name, after all)
HE'S BACK... AND WEIRDER THAN EVER!
you die of loneliness
I am in a mattress on a mattress under a mattress in front of a mattress behind a mattress
PM me the word tomato
You are crushed by the mattresses.
I’m walking through a cornfield in Utah with a flashlight and a wrecking bar, looking for the monster that took my wife. I’m going to send it straight back to Hell and save her.
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
your wife was the monster and it's a shapeshifter and it was all an act so it kills you and then impersonates you
Im reading a dnd cookbook
PM me the word tomato
I cast a spell on the pie you make and it eats you
im in the previous players kitchen window
it has bars in it (true) and you get you skull crushed trying to sneak through
I kill the pie from the inside and eat it.
PM me the word tomato
Your nose inhales a bunch of pie which it makes you adquire 1 level of exhaustion, and due to that, you eat the pie like if there's no tomorrow. Then, the pie goes stuck in your throat turning yourself unconscious. So, due to the fact you are eating the pie ( alone ) and with noone else around in circa 1.000 feet, you DIE.
I applaud you with great happiness.....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
as my ghost strangles you.
I posess you and come back to life
PM me the word tomato
But i refuse to live.
I poison your tea
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
You poison one of the two teas in front of you. You sit down with your target and hand them the poisoned cup... Or so you thought. You drank your tea, and then you realize; You accidentally gave your target the clean cup! But it was already too late for you... Oops!
I am passed out drunk in a tavern.
Formerly CherryBomb314