Your teacher, while speaking in French, is uttering a curse unknowingly in English because they sound the same. The curse targets you. You cast Remove Curse. They learn you can do magic. They burn you at the stake.
I am the teacher.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
The wooden drumstick doesn't go down your throat the way normal food does. Why would you eat wood anyway? You choke.
I am the drumstick.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
If so, you get reincarnated by your party. The BBEG kills you all.
I am the BBEG.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
You start drawing the meme using an iPad. But you forgot the iPad's battery is defective, so you have to roll a DEX DC 25 saving throw. On a Failure, you are dead ( due to the insta exposure of the battery's acids which touches you ). On a success, you suffer no damage but, your room suffers 3d20 acid damage in a radius of 20 ft.
I am applying some extras (( tunning ?? )) on my new Shield.
You cast a spell wrong and the shield turns into tiamat and kills you.
I am in a safe house with everything I need to NOT die.
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Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
Your ice cream cone was too chilly and you died of brain freeze as a member of the Izzet Guild who you fired four months ago grins at you madly.
I am a tiny kobold with weak knees waiting in the middle of a drow's trap-filled demon-summoning lair in the Underdark - the Buried Realms to be precise. Also, I'm on 1 hit point.
Joke's on you, I had a contingency with fireball on it.
I am in French class.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Your teacher, while speaking in French, is uttering a curse unknowingly in English because they sound the same. The curse targets you. You cast Remove Curse. They learn you can do magic. They burn you at the stake.
I am the teacher.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
you accidentally curse yourself and die
I am a transformer
The US government decides you are a threat and they take you apart.
I am eating a drumstick.
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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The wooden drumstick doesn't go down your throat the way normal food does. Why would you eat wood anyway? You choke.
I am the drumstick.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
dissolved by stomach acid
I am alive
You die of old age.
I am presiding over Mechlore's funeral.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
You get the death penalty for holding a FUNeral.
I am drinking hot chocolate.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Chocolate is too hot
I am dead
You are dead
I am eating honey
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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(you didn't kill me)
You die of diabetes from sugar levels too high
Should I do the
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If so, you get reincarnated by your party. The BBEG kills you all.
I am the BBEG.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
The DM allowed the party to make "Team B"... a second party one level higher than the previous one. They come over to your lair to beat you to death.
I am making a D&D meme.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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You start drawing the meme using an iPad. But you forgot the iPad's battery is defective, so you have to roll a DEX DC 25 saving throw. On a Failure, you are dead ( due to the insta exposure of the battery's acids which touches you ). On a success, you suffer no damage but, your room suffers 3d20 acid damage in a radius of 20 ft.
I am applying some extras (( tunning ?? )) on my new Shield.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You cast a spell wrong and the shield turns into tiamat and kills you.
I am in a safe house with everything I need to NOT die.
Once, I went to brush my teeth and yelled, "Who's in the bathroom!?!?", but the door was open, the light was off, and I live alone. Then, while brushing my teeth, I dropped my toothbrush. Trying to catch it, I knocked it across the room. I got the toothbrush and went back to the sink, which I had left on. My drain was clogged and the water spilled all over the floor. I went to get the mop, mopped the floors, then wondered why they were getting wetter. I found out that I had left the water on AGAIN! Enjoy!
The things you need to not die explode killing you
I am eating an ice cream cone in ravnica
Your ice cream cone was too chilly and you died of brain freeze as a member of the Izzet Guild who you fired four months ago grins at you madly.
I am a tiny kobold with weak knees waiting in the middle of a drow's trap-filled demon-summoning lair in the Underdark - the Buried Realms to be precise. Also, I'm on 1 hit point.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
The entirety of the Underdark collapses and crushes you, instantly turning you into crude oil.
I am swimming in the pool at my local recreation center.
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Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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You are pulled under by a stray shark.
I'm getting ready for a Victorian party
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
You fall dead from an Aneurism
I am Going to school
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance