I am an impossible to kill god that has magic barriers that prevent any attempt on my life and cannot be dispelled by any magic.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
You're Shrek, who never leaves your house, who never lets anyone trespass your barriers, who never wants a friend, and who never had a love affair. Am I hurting you, sweetie ?? Say the word and i surely gonna press the [KILL] button.
I counterspell using a lvl 9 spellslot your Demiplane.
I am a male Pixie with a stick.
You get squished by a passing human
I am munching on popcorn, watching this unfold.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
A rogue with +23 to stealth(32+expertise) Sneak attacks you with a double crit for over 300 damage
I am a tarrasque with double the normal health and ac
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
You get instakilled by a minmaxer
I am an impossible to kill god that has magic barriers that prevent any attempt on my life and cannot be dispelled by any magic.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
people stop worshiping you
i am already dead
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
A necromancer brings you back to life, then kills you again
I am immortal
Updog
A collection of high mages takes away your immortality and then kills you
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
I have an apple.
Updog
you forget to eat the apple and starve
i'm in an apparatus of kwalish
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
400 miles under the sea, and the pressure crushes you and the apparatus
I have eldritch blast
Updog
And I have a Ring of Spell Turning
I'm hiding inside a dungeon
He/him
If your DM defends the DM vs Players mindset get outta there fast. My advice as someone with a bad history with this game o7 it gets better.
I love 5e monster & planar lore almost as much as I love complaining about it
Lvl 17, Bard of Swords, Merfolk
I enter this dungeon just to cast True seeing.......... I see you, my lil rat .........
I let the Pixies trolling the last MVP boss-monster, so I can win the game.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
The DM turns to you sighs and says tiamat appears
I am a powerful pencil
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Some toddler eats you.
I AM A CHAOS RAT
hard to explain
Some furry cats appears just to hunt you, my lovely sweet rat........ xD
I am an Ant-bear.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Finally, the Owlbear has a worthy opponent... except you inherited the smallness of an ant, and it eats you immediately.
I am a worm burrowed underground
He/him
If your DM defends the DM vs Players mindset get outta there fast. My advice as someone with a bad history with this game o7 it gets better.
I love 5e monster & planar lore almost as much as I love complaining about it
Lvl 17, Bard of Swords, Merfolk
Your tunnel collapses
I'm in an inn
The inn you're in is a Djinn, who grins, spins, and flips your outsides in!
I'm Shrek.
Check my stuff on DMs Guild!!
DrivethruRPG Releases on This Thread - latest release: My Character is a Dragon - balanced rules for 5e and 5.5e!
I have started discussing/reviewing D&D content on Substack - stay tuned for semi-regular posts!
You're Shrek, who never leaves your house, who never lets anyone trespass your barriers, who never wants a friend, and who never had a love affair. Am I hurting you, sweetie ??
Say the word and i surely gonna press the [KILL] button.
I'm SHERONA.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
SHERONA caught the corona
I am a wizard in my own demiplane
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
I counterspell using a lvl 9 spellslot your Demiplane.
I am a male Pixie with a stick.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
You get squished by a passing human
I am munching on popcorn, watching this unfold.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig