This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The dragon didn't die from the stab and breathes an immense blast that is half lightning and half fire.
I just zapped and roasted an adventurer and now I'm going to sleep.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
As you said that is third person, you do not exist. Stuff that does not exist cannot live. Stuff that is not alive is dead.
I am a dragon who just ate a delicious bomb and is now going back to sleep.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
A band of crazy murderhobos put splinters under your fingernails, cut off a toe every time you beg for mercy, and shoot you in the back when you run away.
I just watched in horror as my teammates tortured someone.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I am a dragon, reincarnating after eating a doorknob.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
They hunt you down and kill you for: A, stealing, B, calling them elves and C, stealing something from them that they don't own.
I am the spirit of a dragon, searching for a safe place to revive.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The spirit of the dragon sends you visions that end up getting you killed.
I am vibing in my crystal ball, figuring out how to influence the world around me and use it to my advantage.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
You forget to kill me, which causes the forum gods to smite you for disobeying the rules of the thread.
I am a dragon spirit in a crystal ball who just constructed myself the perfect body, mostly a clone of my living form but being controlled by my crystal ball and with a bunch of cool magical improvments.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
An ancient dragon lies on top.
I am an ancient half red-half bronze dragon.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
I stab you with a mithril sword right undeath a scale.
I try to take some gold out of the pile.
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"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
The dragon didn't die from the stab and breathes an immense blast that is half lightning and half fire.
I just zapped and roasted an adventurer and now I'm going to sleep.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
An adventurer throws a small bomb into your mouth
A hobbit steals a cup a runs back to his dwarven companions.
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"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
As you said that is third person, you do not exist. Stuff that does not exist cannot live. Stuff that is not alive is dead.
I am a dragon who just ate a delicious bomb and is now going back to sleep.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
That bomb was actually just a doorknob that [Killer Queen] touched.
I am eating Saltine crackers.
"Where do these guys get all their ideas?" - TommoBoi, to WOTC
DM of Night of the Nutcracker.
You die of a dry mouth
I grab a huge sword and swing it once.
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The sheer weight and awesomeness of the sword causes your arms to fly off.
I am a harmless NPC.
"Where do these guys get all their ideas?" - TommoBoi, to WOTC
DM of Night of the Nutcracker.
A band of crazy murderhobos put splinters under your fingernails, cut off a toe every time you beg for mercy, and shoot you in the back when you run away.
I just watched in horror as my teammates tortured someone.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
(You fool)
The NPC gets its head chopped off by a barbarian on a horse.
I am a tavern owner.
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"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
Murderhobos enter and complain about high prices.
I am a dragon, reincarnating after eating a doorknob.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
More doorknobs appear making you die from PTSD and shock.
I am cleaning glasses in my bar.
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The glasses spontaneously combust due to to an Explosive Rune some wizard cast, causing many infected cuts.
I am a rogue with a tragic, edgy backstory.
"Where do these guys get all their ideas?" - TommoBoi, to WOTC
DM of Night of the Nutcracker.
You see a vision of your parents, which eventually puts you into a mental hospital where you spend the rest of your days.
I have stolen a horse from drow elves.
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They hunt you down and kill you for: A, stealing, B, calling them elves and C, stealing something from them that they don't own.
I am the spirit of a dragon, searching for a safe place to revive.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
A wizard traps you in a crystal ball.
I am the wizard
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The spirit of the dragon sends you visions that end up getting you killed.
I am vibing in my crystal ball, figuring out how to influence the world around me and use it to my advantage.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
A halfling walks in and starts telling you about the importance of three meals a day.
I am the halfling, but I am kind during the discussion
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"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
You forget to kill me, which causes the forum gods to smite you for disobeying the rules of the thread.
I am a dragon spirit in a crystal ball who just constructed myself the perfect body, mostly a clone of my living form but being controlled by my crystal ball and with a bunch of cool magical improvments.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
A barbarian tries to smash your crystal ball.
I am a traveling wizard who sells fireworks.
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