You get attacked by a ton of zombies at night. The cacti hold them off for a good while, but since there's no sun and you don't have any sunflowers or glowy mushrooms, you don't have any sun to plant new ones, and they eventually get through.
You get trapped in Stanley Pines' mind and he punches your stupid triangular face. However, the axolotl casts reincarnate on you and sends you to another plane of existence.
As "DM", I eat all the potatoes on the Absolutely anything thread.
The impaled guy reincarnates into an undead flumph. It comes and turns YOU into an undead flumph.
I am all done with my "DM" form and I've now taken my form as a necromancer in control of two undead flumphs that used to be guywithasword1212 and SpiderQueenYvonne.
The LUMINOUS BEING appears and smites YOU forever and ever and ever.
I am killing gods for fun in my "DM" form since I'm unkillable.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Someone uses a plot point to become the DM and then kills you.
I am in my home, tending to a cactus farm.
You get attacked by a ton of zombies at night. The cacti hold them off for a good while, but since there's no sun and you don't have any sunflowers or glowy mushrooms, you don't have any sun to plant new ones, and they eventually get through.
I am playing Plants Vs. Zombies.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
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Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
The zombies overwhelm the plants, and break out of the game, eating you.
I am at work, reading stuff on the internet.
The Fall of Realms:DM,
I play Eldrin Adbella, and more in the The Tavern at the End of the World come and join.
Co-Creator of the Great Elvin King Equipment;
Great Elvin King's Bow, Great Elvin King's Quiver, Great Elvin King's Blade; Yggdrasil, Great Elvin King's Blade; Ragnarok, Great Elvin King's Cloak and Armor,
As the sands of time flow, and we etch ever closer to the end, follow the heart to find your own truth.
You read an eldritch article not meant for human eyes and die from insanity. That can happen, right?
I am insane.
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Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
You are labeled a threat to society, and are executed.
I am laying in bed.
The Fall of Realms:DM,
I play Eldrin Adbella, and more in the The Tavern at the End of the World come and join.
Co-Creator of the Great Elvin King Equipment;
Great Elvin King's Bow, Great Elvin King's Quiver, Great Elvin King's Blade; Yggdrasil, Great Elvin King's Blade; Ragnarok, Great Elvin King's Cloak and Armor,
As the sands of time flow, and we etch ever closer to the end, follow the heart to find your own truth.
your sleep paralysis demon isnt actually just a dream
I am the sleep paralysis demon
You get trapped in Stanley Pines' mind and he punches your stupid triangular face. However, the axolotl casts reincarnate on you and sends you to another plane of existence.
As "DM", I eat all the potatoes on the Absolutely anything thread.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
You die from the massive amount of carbohydrates in said potatoes. Being a DM doesn't mean immortality.....
I am an astonished potato farmer, appalled at how many potatoes Gamer just ate.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
You die from the astonishment. Also, "DM"s are different from actual DMs, a "DM" is the immortal entity of the Dungeon Master.
I go back to killing gods.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
An angry god smites you.
I am the god, currently in my demiplane contemplating the fact that I’m guaranteed to die.
Seriously, nobody realizes that "DM" cannot die for any reason!
Your demiplane is flooded with divine spray cheese, and you drown in the acquired tastes of the substance.
I am sobbing because nobody will join the Rad Undertale Cult.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Someone joins, but it is secretly Asmodeus, who steals your soul and tortures it for all of eternity.
You trip, and your sword stabs you in the gut.
I'm relaxing in a nice cave I found.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The cave is a mimic. You get ate.
I am done killing gods, I'll settle for using my unfathomable powers to help Athas become nice again.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
You only think you’re the DM, but in reality you are just a god, who the real DM kills.
I am angry at myself for forgetting to say what I’m doing in a previous post.
You trip again on your way out of the hospital, and reopen your gut would with your sword.
I'm working at a hospital, and I just saw a guy get impaled by their sword.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The impaled guy reincarnates into an undead flumph. It comes and turns YOU into an undead flumph.
I am all done with my "DM" form and I've now taken my form as a necromancer in control of two undead flumphs that used to be guywithasword1212 and SpiderQueenYvonne.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
The undead flumphs decide to revolt and turn you into an undead plumph as well.
I'm starting a legion of undead plumphs to take over this world.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
As the OG flumph, I take command of the undead legion and turn them against you.
I am currently an undead flumph talking about flumph stuff with my undead flumph legion.