"Yee-e-e-e e-e-eee a weemahmahmahway"

"Is that a fireball?"

"Did I ask how big the room was? No. I cast cloudkill. The door closes? The room is tiny? I CANT GET RID OF THE CONCENTRATION? Welp,  I guess that curse was gonna kill me after all"

" (to rezmir) You know that thing adventurers like us do? The BAM! BOOM! SLASH! CRUNCH! stuff? Yeah, its you're tur- uh oh"

“Constitution saving throw? What’s that for?”

"I rolled a 1 on my CON save! Yay I'm the best at CON saves because I got a number 1!"

DM: You know 20 is actually the best and 1 is the worst

player: *dies in both the game and real life*

DM: Ok, folks, you all know how this game works, right ???

my friend :  *he starts watching all the folks with dices and paper sheets*  OK........... I'm done. ( he insta table-flips & run away ).

My reaction : w-w-what ????

warlock "I cast witch bolt a second time on this one goblin"  later... DM "the boss appears"

"I cast fireball" in a small building by a non-evocation wizard

Me: Yeah, I'm playing an Artificer

DM: Not if I can help it.

The group ( grappled and at 1 round to be the next ""food" for the Giant spider ) : " Wizard, for f*** sake, don't cast fireball on this spiderweb, release us and we'll be fine".

1 round later.............................

DM: You all 3 are burned down to ashes, and the Giant spider ( realising someone ruined her food ) turns to the wizard.   ""Wizard, what do you gonna do ???.""

Ok, see a lot of hate for fireball, but please consider, Lightning Bolt cast underwater…

Electric magic ( aka known as AIr magic ) casted on a water-ish area, can either damage the caster and the possible targets there,

DM: "Oh yeah, last session I had *dm's favorite enemy npc that we are forced into an uneasy alliance with* roll a crit on a sleight of hand roll and he stole 53 pounds of adamantium from your backpack while you were busy fighting the dragon. Even if you wanted to get revenge on him, remember, he's the only one who can free *favorite npc, trapped in evil npc's prison demiplane*"

Now, 53 pounds of adamantium, while being only a third of my stash, is definitely heavy enough to be noticeable, and after pointing out this and many other plotholes that created, as well as the fact that that is really unfair, the DM was unrepentant.

Since that happened, we have broken our alliance immediately after rescuing *favorite npc* and are gearing up to a bossfight to defeat *evil npc*, who is blissfully unaware of the famous reverse gravity, prismatic wall combo :)

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DM: "Oh yeah, last session I had *dm's favorite enemy npc that we are forced into an uneasy alliance with* roll a crit on a sleight of hand roll and he stole 53 pounds of adamantium from your backpack while you were busy fighting the dragon. Even if you wanted to get revenge on him, remember, he's the only one who can free *favorite npc, trapped in evil npc's prison demiplane*"

Now, 53 pounds of adamantium, while being only a third of my stash, is definitely heavy enough to be noticeable, and after pointing out this and many other plotholes that created, as well as the fact that that is really unfair, the DM was unrepentant.

Since that happened, we have broken our alliance immediately after rescuing *favorite npc* and are gearing up to a bossfight to defeat *evil npc*, who is blissfully unaware of the famous reverse gravity, prismatic wall combo :)

 

 Whoa wait, so you just flung the dude through every layer of Prismatic Wall in an instant because he stole 53 pounds of Adamantium? A few questions here, 

1. Where did you get 53 pounds of one of the most valuable materials in the game?

2. Did you place the Prismatic Wall at the border of the Reverse Gravity so he just kept cycling through it?

3. How mad was the dm that you killed their favorite villain by using their own greed against them?

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Quote from Great_Axeblade >>

DM: "Oh yeah, last session I had *dm's favorite enemy npc that we are forced into an uneasy alliance with* roll a crit on a sleight of hand roll and he stole 53 pounds of adamantium from your backpack while you were busy fighting the dragon. Even if you wanted to get revenge on him, remember, he's the only one who can free *favorite npc, trapped in evil npc's prison demiplane*"

Now, 53 pounds of adamantium, while being only a third of my stash, is definitely heavy enough to be noticeable, and after pointing out this and many other plotholes that created, as well as the fact that that is really unfair, the DM was unrepentant.

Since that happened, we have broken our alliance immediately after rescuing *favorite npc* and are gearing up to a bossfight to defeat *evil npc*, who is blissfully unaware of the famous reverse gravity, prismatic wall combo :)

 

 Whoa wait, so you just flung the dude through every layer of Prismatic Wall in an instant because he stole 53 pounds of Adamantium? A few questions here, 

1. Where did you get 53 pounds of one of the most valuable materials in the game?

2. Did you place the Prismatic Wall at the border of the Reverse Gravity so he just kept cycling through it?

3. How mad was the dm that you killed their favorite villain by using their own greed against them?

1: We found way more than 53. We found ruins of a once-thriving dwarvish megapolis, one of their near-indestructable minecarts for mining in lava-filled caves managed to keep hidden from scavengers until we found it. It's a late game campaign at this point, and to compensate, the DM cranked up the prices of magic items significantly. However, carrying over a million dollars in precious metals in your backpack is just plain fun.

 2-3: are gearing up to a bossfight to defeat *evil npc*, who is blissfully unaware of the famous reverse gravity, prismatic wall combo :)

 Have not done it yet lol

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Quote from Fitz_Coulson >>

Quote from Great_Axeblade >>

DM: "Oh yeah, last session I had *dm's favorite enemy npc that we are forced into an uneasy alliance with* roll a crit on a sleight of hand roll and he stole 53 pounds of adamantium from your backpack while you were busy fighting the dragon. Even if you wanted to get revenge on him, remember, he's the only one who can free *favorite npc, trapped in evil npc's prison demiplane*"

Now, 53 pounds of adamantium, while being only a third of my stash, is definitely heavy enough to be noticeable, and after pointing out this and many other plotholes that created, as well as the fact that that is really unfair, the DM was unrepentant.

Since that happened, we have broken our alliance immediately after rescuing *favorite npc* and are gearing up to a bossfight to defeat *evil npc*, who is blissfully unaware of the famous reverse gravity, prismatic wall combo :)

 

 Whoa wait, so you just flung the dude through every layer of Prismatic Wall in an instant because he stole 53 pounds of Adamantium? A few questions here, 

1. Where did you get 53 pounds of one of the most valuable materials in the game?

2. Did you place the Prismatic Wall at the border of the Reverse Gravity so he just kept cycling through it?

3. How mad was the dm that you killed their favorite villain by using their own greed against them?

1: We found way more than 53. We found ruins of a once-thriving dwarvish megapolis, one of their near-indestructable minecarts for mining in lava-filled caves managed to keep hidden from scavengers until we found it. It's a late game campaign at this point, and to compensate, the DM cranked up the prices of magic items significantly. However, carrying over a million dollars in precious metals in your backpack is just plain fun.

 2-3: are gearing up to a bossfight to defeat *evil npc*, who is blissfully unaware of the famous reverse gravity, prismatic wall combo :)

 Have not done it yet lol

 Do any of you know what this thread is

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Quote from Fitz_Coulson >>

Quote from Great_Axeblade >>

DM: "Oh yeah, last session I had *dm's favorite enemy npc that we are forced into an uneasy alliance with* roll a crit on a sleight of hand roll and he stole 53 pounds of adamantium from your backpack while you were busy fighting the dragon. Even if you wanted to get revenge on him, remember, he's the only one who can free *favorite npc, trapped in evil npc's prison demiplane*"

Now, 53 pounds of adamantium, while being only a third of my stash, is definitely heavy enough to be noticeable, and after pointing out this and many other plotholes that created, as well as the fact that that is really unfair, the DM was unrepentant.

Since that happened, we have broken our alliance immediately after rescuing *favorite npc* and are gearing up to a bossfight to defeat *evil npc*, who is blissfully unaware of the famous reverse gravity, prismatic wall combo :)

 

 Whoa wait, so you just flung the dude through every layer of Prismatic Wall in an instant because he stole 53 pounds of Adamantium? A few questions here, 

1. Where did you get 53 pounds of one of the most valuable materials in the game?

2. Did you place the Prismatic Wall at the border of the Reverse Gravity so he just kept cycling through it?

3. How mad was the dm that you killed their favorite villain by using their own greed against them?

1: We found way more than 53. We found ruins of a once-thriving dwarvish megapolis, one of their near-indestructable minecarts for mining in lava-filled caves managed to keep hidden from scavengers until we found it. It's a late game campaign at this point, and to compensate, the DM cranked up the prices of magic items significantly. However, carrying over a million dollars in precious metals in your backpack is just plain fun.

 2-3: are gearing up to a bossfight to defeat *evil npc*, who is blissfully unaware of the famous reverse gravity, prismatic wall combo :)

 Have not done it yet lol

 Do any of you know what this thread is

 There's this thread, the funny quotes thread, and the what happened last game thread, I very often post in the wrong one by accident, theyre all very similar.

Dm: *rolls a bunch of dice with a regretful face*

Dm: Tiamat swoops from the sky and is hurtling towards you

Me: Haha I have immunity to all the damage types!

The terrasque I forgot about: get wrecked f***er

Me:   Dm , I cast Fly, so I can evade the incomming mass of goblins.

DM : Ok,      (( he secretly rolls dices ))................

Me: I shout  BOOYAH !!  while passing 10 ft over the heads of those goblins.

DM :    (( starts smiling.......... to the point of a ROFLS ))         *2 secret dicerolls later he say :     John, remind me what's your AC again ??

“Acerack? That sounds like a bad name for a lich”

DM: ‘Roll a death save’

Player: ‘Whoa there <my cat>, don’t touch that dice jai- NAT 1’

DM: ‘Killed by cats…’

”Shall we gift the giff death?

My party members (( being chased by an Ogre wearing a huge trunk on his right hand and a BIG rock on his Left hand )) :    Ruuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn !!!

DM: *rolling the attack dices on his turn............

Me : Ok, I gonna distract the Ogre, showing my hairy butt on him, so he gonna attack me.

DM : Ok, John, roll an Intimidation check with disadv.

Me :   *rolled a NAT. 1.

RIP to my butt.

Wizard: Wait, HOW BIG WAS THE ROOM?

Me :   *casting Find Familiar spell.......
  *My cast gets interrupted because someone came in and hitted me by failing an obvious Dexterity saving throw ( that room had some shittery stuff spreaded around )

DM: ok, John, roll INICIATIVE.