"So, Tiamat, have you ever thought of getting a mani/pedi? You look like you need it."
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Dragonborn Player: of course I can talk to the dragon. It's my grandpappy!
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Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy He/Him *smacks table* DRAGONS "You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe* * note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin- Black Dragonborn Ranger
"So, Tiamat, have you ever thought of getting a mani/pedi? You look like you need it."
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
"If I simply jump off this cliff and cast this necromancy spell at the exact moment I die... I should become a skeleton!"
“No, I took off my plate armor for my rest. Why?”
Farewell.
"Why can't i heal? What do you mean necrotic?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Why would there be traps in a natural cavern?
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
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DM: You see a fountain ahead of y-
Me: I drink from it!
Farewell.
The dragons not silverish white, its whitish silver
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
DM:
DM: So, the dragon's going to use its breath weapon on you-
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My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Dragonborn Player: of course I can talk to the dragon. It's my grandpappy!
Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy
He/Him
*smacks table* DRAGONS
"You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams
Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe*
* note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity
Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin - Black Dragonborn Ranger
Wizard: "I'll use my last spell sought to cast 9th level magic missile at the tarrasuqe."
DM rolls d6 gets 6
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Cleric: "DM, I've found an skull which it seems to be someone who I alredy know, can I try to resurrect him ???"
DM: (( this cleric didn't check how many years this skull remained on this dung ??? Really ?? )) OK, roll your dices.
Cleric: Nat 1 <----------- **** yeah !!! xD
This cleric had only 10 HP.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
A mind flayer? Whatever, I’ll whoop his ass. I charge and whack him with my axe.
-By a fighter with a -1 Intelligence...
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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Vecna? Who’s that?
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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(To the DM): This is the dumbest boss you’ve ever come up with.
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
JOIN TIAMAT'S CONGA LINE!
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"A scroll of fireball? Lemme see that!"
“You want to tell the dragon that you don’t have the pearl you’re using as bait?”
‘Yep.’
“ . . . “
”Make a deception check.”
’3.’
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
"We remembered to grab rations before heading out, right?"
Make a perception check
1
okay
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
DM: Hey roll a save,
Person: Why?
DM: Just roll
Person: 9
DM: *Writes something down*
Person: Ok, what are you doing?
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
I use my scroll of tarrasque summoning. It follows orders right?
Dungeon Master: Killing your characters since 1974