For upgrading your picture, you are...

BANNED.

For not saying I'm adorable, you are... BANNED

For not having a shadow under your guitar, you are...

BANNED.

For being a Badass Fire Dragon, you are... BANNED

For being lost somewhere you are...

                                                                 B̷̨̡̫͎̯͓̫͙̙̬̫̗͍͕̎͛͐͊̕͜A̶̧̯̯͚͇͇͎̺̞͈̹͔͈̞͎̾͛̈̾̽̑̎̆̊̎Ṉ̴͉̟͇͈̦̬̹̬̎̿N̶̢͖̯̜̠̮̦̑̾̒͊̇͘ͅE̸̢̛̻̟̭͓̱̯̮̱̞͓̞̤̟̿̆͐͒͋͆̓ͅD̷̝̉̈́́̔̾͌̋̈́͌͋!̴̨͍͎̝̫̰̤̤̗̪̟͕̩̀̍͛̄̀͝

For being a warlock, you are...

BANNED.

For being Anti-Warlock, you're banned, I guess

Being an anti-anti-warlock?

BANNED.

Being an anti-anti-anti-warlock? I'm confused... And you're banned!

For being a bird I guess ur bunned

For not being able to spell, you are..

BANNED.

For using exactly the same Banned text every time you are BANNED.

For DMing 4 groups at a time, get

BANNED.

For being more devoted to my players enjoyment and becoming friends with everyone on DnD Beyond than you, you are BANNED

For messing up, how am I "more devoted to my players enjoyment and becoming friends with everyone on DnD Beyond than" myself?

Just be BANNED.

For me being more devoted to my players enjoyment and becoming friends with everyone on DnD Beyond than you are, you are BANNED

For not replying to PMs instantly, you are BANANAED

For not specifying if that's a Real Life (My favourite Video Game) or Minions reference you are banned?

For not knowing that PM stands for Private Message, as in a Private Message on D&D Beyond, you are BANDANGOED

Wtf????? I guess your banned for confusing me...