Crazy things happen all the time. You never know what’s just around the corner or behind that door or down in that pit where I threw all those dwarves. Dwarves might be down there still. They’re hardy. They bounce. Sometimes.
DISCLAIMER: ANY SIMILARITIES BETWEEN MONSTERS DEPICTED IN THIS BOOK AND MONSTERS THAT ACTUALLY EXIST ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL. THAT GOES DOUBLE FOR MIND FLAYERS, WHICH ABSOLUTELY, UTTERLY, AND COMPLETELY DO NOT EXIST, NOR DO THEY SECRETLY RUN THE D&D TEAM. DO WE REALLY NEED A DISCLAIMER TO TELL YOU THAT? YOU SHOULDN’T USE YOUR BRAIN TO CONSIDER SUCH IRRATIONAL THOUGHTS. THEY ONLY MAKE THE MIND CLUTTERED, CONFUSED, AND UNPLEASANTLY CHEWY. A GOOD BRAIN IS NICE, TENDER, AND BARELY USED. GO AHEAD, PUT DOWN THIS BOOK AND WATCH SOME REALITY TV OR INTERNET CAT VIDEOS. THEY’RE REALLY FUNNY THESE DAYS. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. WE SAY THIS ONLY BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU AND YOUR JUICY, SUCCULENT GAMER BRAIN. -WotC
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for reading it
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Intelligence is the bet stat by far.