banned because we apologize, those in charge of the subtitles have been sacked.

Banned for wearing too many pieces of flare.

Banned for banning flare

@ItsNotAChest, banned because you were supposed to say "We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked." Just a tad slow there. ;-)

@NoiSilverheart, banned because møøse trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILLMøøse Choreographed by HORST PROT III Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG Møøses' noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN Suggestive poses for the Møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER Antler-care by LIV THATCHER.

Banned. 

Banned because BRING ME A $&@!#%ING SHRUBBERY

Banned because we couldn't find it.

Banned for not being able to find Pennywise, just use a child as bait 

Banned because we are now the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoo Boing!

Banned because I’ve never seen Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

Banned because you really should.

Banned for telling someone to watch a movie but not saying why.

Banned because the reason to watch Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail is self-explanatory.

Banned for having a good opinion 

Banned because the prevalence of anoxic environments rich in organic material, combined with the presence of nitrated compounds has led to an astonishing variety of underground organisms which live in the absence of oxygen and "breathe" nitrate. Likewise, the scarcity of carbon in the environment has forced plants to economize on its use. Thus, all our efforts to return carbon to the biosphere will encourage the native life to proliferate. Conversely, the huge quantities of nitrate in the soil will be heaven to human farmers.

Banned for making my read that

Banned because it was a freely given experience of enlightenment.

Banned because It is not fun to read

Banned because it was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way...

Banned because I like the Darkness and I am Dabi