Banned because you can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a duck at you!

Banned because why 

Banned because I believe Planet will talk to us if we are willing to listen. These fungal stalks behave as multistate relays: taken together, the neural net connectivity must be staggering. Can a planet be said to have achieved sentience?

Banned because the paradigm cannot be answered by mortals.

Banned because no longer mere earthbeings and planetbeings are we, but bright children of the stars! And together we shall dance in and out of ten billion years, celebrating the gift of consciousness until the stars themselves grow cold and weary, and our thoughts turn again to the beginning.

Remember the beginning?!  I cannot even remember what I had for breakfast.  Banned for being long-winded.

Banned for accusing me of being long-winded! How you could possibly elocute such a sentiment regarding my characteristics that you would presuppose to me be, as you were wont to say, long-winded. For it is outrageous, nay intolerable, that you would elucidate on a fallacious assumption that has wrought its way into the corrupted viewpoint of an errant mind. Long-winded you say? Harrumph! I cherish the golden dawning of the novel day upon which the foundations of such slanderous remarks will be torn asunder and cast into the outlands of the enlightened mind that has set its sights upon higher matters to drink in the nourishing penumbra of the illuminating light of truth. And to say that you cannot even recollect what you have consumed earlier in the day? I pity you. It is truly a shame that fills my deepest sympathies with weeping and sorrow in lament at such forgetfulness. 

Banned for an unnessasarily long ban message.  

Banned because why use few word when lot word do trick?

Banned Because I-T I-S L-O-N-G

Banned for excessive use of all caps.

BANNED BECAUSE WHY NOT?

Banned for trying to talk sense into the moderator.

Banned because I just want my ship date to be soon

Banned because the Isle of the Deep is really not a single creature but a colony of thousands of individual tubules, an aquatic vector of the Mind Worm which terrorizes Planet's continents. Over its lifetime certain tubules secrete a tough, gluelike substance which hardens to form the characteristic shell that floats the colony and creates the appearance of a rogue island.

Banned because I have no need for these facts

Banned for dismissing trivia from a 23 year old computer game out of hand.

Banned because I don't need trivia for Marine Bootcamp

Banned because I can't think of any good Marine jokes off the top of my head but I know they exist. 

(Good luck with it.)

banned for changing the simple signature