ACTION 2: From my pocket I produce a lighter, and flick the switch to produce a stunning blue flame. Then I produce a piece of string and place the end of the string into the blue flame.
The string lights up blue, and begins burning away as I wrap it around a bullet. Then I place the burning string bullet inside my pistol, and fire it at the Empty Chimera's left leg. The bullet zooms towards the left leg, and is half a meter away when the string burns up completely and passes the flame to the gunpowder-filled bullet. The bullet explodes in a burst of shrapnel, with hopefully predictable results.
ACTION 3: From the nearest village, I find a pumpkin field and pick up a rather big pumpkin from the field. Then I call FedEx and ask them to ship the pumpkin to the Demogoblin.
Oh yes? Poast tree? I'll have you know that I will fix this writing mistake of the incompetent GM. I use my Woodworking abilities to violently correct the Poast tree into a proper Toast tree.
I guess I should do something about the supposed not mindlessness of my interns. I make them an job offer that they can not refuse, turning them into (unpaid) employees after letting them sign magic contracts.
I collect rock and give my orders: Rock gunner, clean the rock cannon. Toast boy, watch the toast. Chickens make eggs. Mask, defend the base against attackers. Entities (and interns) left collect rock. Wall-o-mancer rebuild the wall on our side.
You re-rename the Poast tree to the Toast Tree! Interns receive a promotion-without-a-raise, being upgraded to Unpaid Employees! You collect 3+4+2+3+4. the Rock Gunner is dead! also, the wallomancer was never actually made because the original purpose was ineffective. otherwise, orders given!
ENTITY ACTIONS: Bicyclops, please get some of hungry for eggs on toast's Healing Salt, to heal your wounded head. Darkness, destroy Trump.
EXTRA ACTION (CHARGE): I stare in dismay as the glass eye rolls in my hand, utterly devoid of the Empty Chimera's essence. In anger, I crush the glass eye into little glass shards and throw them into the air. The glass shards spin in the air, and then suddenly pull towards the iron-shelled crystal, melding into the iron shell.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 3/20
ACTION 1: I take out my pistol and shoot a bullet at a nearby tree, causing it to shake and drop a leaf into a Nether Portal, startling a nearby Ghast into launching a fireball at the leaf, that unfortunately misses the leaf and flies directly at me, allowing me to deflect it at the Empty Chimera's legs with a Diamond Sword.
Entities Ordered! Your charge continues! You send a fireball flying towards the Empty Chimera, which closes its sanguine claws around it, the explosion of flame ripped to shreds before it could even begin. (((ooc: it sounds like you missed it, but last round the Darkness Given Form was like "alright, you've been payed back for giving the darkness your body" except in darkness-speak and narration. The Darkness Given Form is doing its own thing now.)))
Action 1: I cast Wish and make the Godmodder disappears forever.
Action 2: If that doesn't work, I cast Banishment as a 6th level spell, banishing the Godmodder, Rock Snake, and Empty Chimera (Each make a CHA Saving Throw DC 15)
Action 3: If that still doesn't doesn't work, I cast Spirit Guardians at 9th level centered on me. Anything that comes within 15 ft of me takes 9d8 Radiant damage
You cast Spirit Guardians on yourself with three actions (action 1 fails because the Godmodder is too strong for the wish and not targetable at the moment, and 2 Could affect the chimera but not the others), ensuring anyone who approaches you will suffer for it!
I oversee my entities on the other hand, clean the rock launcher completely and then shoot the empty chimera with rocks.
you finish cleaning out the rock launcher and shoot the Empty Chimera with 15 rocks! It steps away in unpredictable patterns, dodging most of the rocks,and turns the remainder aside with its Shadowy arm. however... (continued in next response)
ACTION 2: From my pocket I produce a lighter, and flick the switch to produce a stunning blue flame. Then I produce a piece of string and place the end of the string into the blue flame.
The string lights up blue, and begins burning away as I wrap it around a bullet. Then I place the burning string bullet inside my pistol, and fire it at the Empty Chimera's left leg. The bullet zooms towards the left leg, and is half a meter away when the string burns up completely and passes the flame to the gunpowder-filled bullet. The bullet explodes in a burst of shrapnel, with hopefully predictable results.
ACTION 3: From the nearest village, I find a pumpkin field and pick up a rather big pumpkin from the field. Then I call FedEx and ask them to ship the pumpkin to the Demogoblin.
The Empty Chimera, Occupied by the above barrage of rocks, doesn't manage to avoid in time, the explosion significantly wounding its triple-jointed leg and visibly burning parts of it! Legs reduced to three-halved condition! Also, you give the Demogoblin an unusually large pumpkin!
End of Round Reactions Steve idles! the mask is on guard... The pelicans/crabs gather rocks (crabs get 21) Tree keeps growing things. The chickens keep processing food at their 1.3/r rate because of the chicken tender. The unpaid employees gather 10 rocks. Not-Aegislash and the Interdimensional Elephant idle! the salt elementals regenerate! the Pyramid Scheme stalls for the round with nobody actively working on it. The Bicyclops tries to use the Healing Salt, but the Scheme's leaders have long ago replaced it with ordinary salt! The salt still has a slight beneficial placebo effect, but is extremely minor. The Demogoblin turns their new pumpkin into a bomb, but other then that idles. The Darkness given Form looks at Lyricsdusk. It has fulfilled its duty. A body for a body has a sort of symmetry to it, and it will act freely now. It approaches the Bunker, and its blackened limb slashes forwards to meet the Mask of Hungry Visitation, which raises a crystal growth in turn. Their attacks clash invisibly, and the air seems to resonate, quivering around them, shaking- and then the air almost, violently, stops, and both of their strikes lose all momentum, drawing back. The Pumpkin Snails move very slowly because they are snails. Trump buys some quartz. The Empty Chimera braces its feet slightly differently, favouring its unharmed leg, and pulls its arm through the air, Red light glinting off it and rippling as it flies forwards, but the Mask interposes itself- or tries to. That 75% accuracy it has finally fails it, and it stumbles too far, landing past the red and watching powerlessly as the Toaster and Toasterboy are both rent cleanly in half, dying. Its shadowy arm then gathers itself, and a gathered Blot of darkness soars through the air and lands on the rock crabs, though it seems to do little. Its slender arm raises, and a hint of white fire plays upon it, that same endlessly ephemeral white (though it seems lesser somehow, infinitely so), and then it flicks its hand, sending a blob of flame to splatter onto the Rock Crabs, removing 15 rocks from one of them and leaving strange white orbs that sit uselessly, unhelpful to their crab, in their place. Then the Chimera Turns to Lyricsdusk, and decides They shall be its next target. Next round, that is. It begins to walk towards them...
----????. ---- A piece of paper flutters down from somewhere above. It seems likely investigating its origins will be useless. ---- on it are several doodles. Most of them look fairly similar to The, though a few of them are more outlandish. ---- none of them are as accurate as the illustration of the Empty Chimera were, But there are more of them. ---- The shift in quality suggests they had trouble representing The to the level of fidelity they were used to, and compromised. hm. ---- Of note is that some of the drawings are higher quality and or more relevant. These are also marked with arrows. ????- Fin.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Moose/Acerak]Squidship of the Meese. 0/30 HP, In constant pain, a method of transport. 4A. out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 1/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+# rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake. Earth Pelican 82+$ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x6+23 Rocks x1+15 white orbsx1, awakened x4(11x4 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 0 poast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 pmkn Snail/r) Intolerance Defence! Toaster DEAD Toasterboy DEAD, 5 Toast III and 1 stone egg Stone chickenx2 64+10+$( Rocks. fed + toast. processing food II.6 / III.6. is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity) Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(14/30 integrity) Unpaid employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (bribed, Cyan, not, so, mindless.) [OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity) [OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 7 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Salt Elemental 27x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured) [OG-LyricsDusk*] Bicyclops 25+12 HP, 17x2A [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1+1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. The Hateful Scream 10/20 PercHP, And afterwards... . [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder Pumpkin Snails! 15x(7+1) HP Pumpkin!A [AG]Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. |5/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz. [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event! [All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Blemished. Draggingarm- Pristine. Claws- Razor Sharp. Shadow Tendril- Oozing. Legs- Three-Halved. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 63 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Minor Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
I see the boys eyes staring into nothingness. It fills me with rage.
All entities! Attack the empty chimera! I myself launch rocks after rocks (all 3 actions) at the empty chimera which caused the demise of my beloved toaster-tender.
So! there's only one post this round! The enemies are set up for dealing with more then that. But on the other hand, if none of the enemies act, then Hungry Visitor just gets a free round. So I'm going to take a middle road where fewer of them act, and fewer of HV's entities act.
I see the boys eyes staring into nothingness. It fills me with rage.
All entities! Attack the empty chimera! I myself launch rocks after rocks (all 3 actions) at the empty chimera which caused the demise of my beloved toaster-tender.
You mourn the Toasterboys death the best way you know. Incredible violence. Firing rock after rock at the Empty Chimera, it seems... not startled, exactly, because that is not how it can be described... but in a word, you would describe it as startled. It brings up its shadowy arm,which oozes out to form a thin barrier of the material, and covers its slender arm with its claws, hunkering down, but the first rock Cracks the barrier before falling to the ground. Those cracks soon close, but, well. you have reserves. at the fifth rock the barrier bows inwards, and try as the Chimera might, its shield falls before the end of the first barrage, rocks pummeling the claws. you still have two more actions left, and in your ire you do not waste them, sending projectile after projectile sailing forth. Soon, the Clawed hand looks comparatively dulled and battered. It would interrupt you, probably, but with only one post there's no middle of the round for it to interrupt in, and so the Chimera just has to bear it. There isn't much more to say, though; at this point, the Chimera is just hunkered down, taking blow after blow. By the end, its triple-jointed leg is... well, not broken- it doesn't have a carapace like the first leg. But it won't be using that to blur around the battlefield any more. Legs reduced to Single condition! In total, you consume 33 rocks in that barrage.
Orders given. EoRR As the End of Round Reaction starts, it is immediately noticed that the pelicans, crabs, and chickens are idling, as are steve, Aegislash, the elephant, the salt elemental, etcetra. Same goes for Trump, the Darkness, WAAAAAAluiNO! WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE WAAAANE, WILL NOT HALT HIS TENNIS FOR YOUR SILLY GAME! WALUIGI IS VERY IMPORTANT! IN FACT, WALUI- ok, ok, I get it. GOOD! LUIGI SHOULD REMEMBER THIS BETTER! WALUIGI THYME IS NEVER OVER! anyway, Basically everyone is idling. The Eishalon isn't, though, and attacks the Chimera, Red starlight rushing forth towards the Chimera, which tries to interpose its slender arm, and receives a somewhat-shallow gash for its troubles. This is followed by a jab of the Voidshard blade, But the Chimera throws itself away with one arm,and the Mask isn't able to adapt swiftly enough to land the blow. The Unpaid Employees decide they aren't being payed to risk their life in battle (Well, I mean, they're not being payed at all : P) and instead restock some of the rocks Hunger For Eggs on Toast expended, 13 in total through their improved valour due to being employees. or maybe luck.
Then the Empty Chimera's turn comes. They did decide they would target Lyricsdusk, but Lyricsdusk hasn't posted. and they feel... restricted. They chafe under that, but elect not to fight it. Fine, not all its normal actions. They raise their arms off the ground slightly, still gleaming bright red. And then something about it... Changes. There was a sort of ambiguity to some parts of it, in a way that there aren't really words for. And now... well, parts of it are unchanged. But others have lost that. or perhaps gained. No longer so ambiguous and nebulous. One part of that... one part is the Claws. The red is still bright, but it is also different. Other parts change too... the oozing of the shadow tendril is a bit different, and though idling, the Darkness given Soul has changed as well, alongside it though for different reasons. Not-Aegislash changes just a little. Across the battlefield, things... shift. Regardless, the Empty Chimera is allotted only one action this round, So it hobbles towards Hunger for Eggs on Toast, And raises that dragging arm again. In that moment, though they are not the sort to be taken by wonder or vague philosophy, Hunger for Eggs on Toast thinks they see something about the red blades. They see in them a black wanting, an endless abyss. snatches of things, worms, poison, dragons. But this is all beside the point. The Chimera turns to the Mask of Hungry Visitation. The claw comes up, and then it comes down... And that's the end of the round.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Moose/Acerak]Squidship of the Meese. 0/30 HP, In constant pain, a method of transport. 4A. out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+# rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake. Earth Pelican 82+$ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x6+23 Rocks x1+15 white orbsx1, awakened x4(11x4 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 0 poast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 pmkn Snail/r) Intolerance Defence! 5 Toast III and 1 stone egg Stone chickenx2 64+10+$( Rocks. fed + toast. processing food II.6 / III.6. is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity) Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(14/30 integrity) Unpaid employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (bribed, Cyan, not, so, mindless.) [OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity) [OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 7 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Salt Elemental 27x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured) [OG-LyricsDusk*] Bicyclops 25+12 HP, 17x2A [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1+1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. The Hateful Scream 10/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive . [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder Pumpkin Snails! 15x(8+2) HP Pumpkin!A [AG]Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. |5/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz. [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event! [All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Blemished. Draggingarm- Pristine. Claws- Sharp. Shadow Tendril- Oozing. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 43 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mediocre Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness, thank you for your service. Bicyclops, please do some yoga to regain some HP.
ACTION 1: I take a picture of myself with a camera and print it out. Then I print it out again, and again, and again, until I have 4 life-sized pictures of me lying on the ground. I raise my hand, and the four pictures begin to shift towards each other, melding until they create…
A lifelike statue of me, standing upright on its two feet.
ACTION 2: ‘Hey!’ I shout at the Empty Chimera, causing it to turn its head towards me. ‘Prepare to die,’ I mutter, pointing a pistol at the Empty Chimera. BANG! The bullet zooms towards the Empty Chimera’s leg, which reaches its claws up to crush the bullet. Then it sees that the me who fired the bullet was the statue, and a second later it feels a stabbing sensation in its remaining leg, as I appear behind it, having stabbed its leg with a knife. The Empty Chimera stares at me, ready to strike back, when the bullet hits the wounded leg and shatters it into pieces.
ACTION 3 (CHARGE): The broken pieces of the Empty Chimera’s leg begin to lift towards the glowing bullet, combining with the iron-glass shell.
I summon Tiamat, Vecna, Acerak, and a duplicate of the empty chimera then make them all attack all beings other than ones summoned by me, the empty chimera, and the godmodder
I create suicide rock terrorists and rock explosives. All entities attack the empty chimera. Suicide rock terrorists take the rock explosives and you know how to attack that empty chimera... do what you do best.
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness, thank you for your service. Bicyclops, please do some yoga to regain some HP.
ACTION 1: I take a picture of myself with a camera and print it out. Then I print it out again, and again, and again, until I have 4 life-sized pictures of me lying on the ground. I raise my hand, and the four pictures begin to shift towards each other, melding until they create…
A lifelike statue of me, standing upright on its two feet.
ACTION 2: ‘Hey!’ I shout at the Empty Chimera, causing it to turn its head towards me. ‘Prepare to die,’ I mutter, pointing a pistol at the Empty Chimera. BANG! The bullet zooms towards the Empty Chimera’s leg, which reaches its claws up to crush the bullet. Then it sees that the me who fired the bullet was the statue, and a second later it feels a stabbing sensation in its remaining leg, as I appear behind it, having stabbed its leg with a knife. The Empty Chimera stares at me, ready to strike back, when the bullet hits the wounded leg and shatters it into pieces.
ACTION 3 (CHARGE): The broken pieces of the Empty Chimera’s leg begin to lift towards the glowing bullet, combining with the iron-glass shell.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 4/20
You create a... body double, I guess? you notice its eyes are a bit redder then normal. The Empty Chimera swings its claw heavily at the bullet to toss it aside, then plants its slender arm on your head and wrenches you away, causing you to miss your stab- but it seems somewhat worn by the act. Your charge continues! ((OOC: can you give me an ooc explanation of what the charge is going to make, beyond that its a bullet? I'm not sure what to give as charge-challenges.)) Entities Ordered! The Darkness Given Form notes you may yet receive your due from the Darkness Given Soul.
I summon Tiamat, Vecna, Acerak, and a duplicate of the empty chimera then make them all attack all beings other than ones summoned by me, the empty chimera, and the godmodder
You summon multiple beings, and order them to attack! For some unknown reason, however, the duplicate of the empty chimera quickly grows thin and sickly, dying soon after. Still, each being will have 10 health and 2 attack.
I create suicide rock terrorists and rock explosives. All entities attack the empty chimera. Suicide rock terrorists take the rock explosives and you know how to attack that empty chimera... do what you do best.
You collect 4+3+1+4+6+3=21 rocks! 3 Rock Suicide bombers summoned with 40 rocks! 3 Rock Explosives created with 15 rocks!
Steve idles. The Mask of Hungry Visitation seeks to consume. It approaches, aiming to engulf. But the Claws of the Chimera have their own answer. From whence they were born is never-known, but something passes between this duo, and though not willingly, the Eishalon is driven back again. Also, the Kittenish Pelican doesn't want to fight and the crabs can't, nor the tree or the chickens. But the Earth Pelican joins in, and is able to sully the Slender Arm, reducing it to Scratched condition! The Rock Crabs gain 1+4+3+2+3+1+5 rocks! the employees Still fear for their life, the cowards, and roll fairly poorly besides, only getting 6 new rocks. Then, the Suicide Bombers charge the Empty Chimera! It's already somewhat tired, so all it can do is make sure one of the detonations hits its Claws. the others strike randomly... One hits the Tendril, reducing it from Oozing to Melty condition, and the other also hits the claws by sheer luck. They're lowered to Dented condition, though something about them is almost unnatural.... The unordered entities idle! the Bicyclops does yoga, healing itself a fair bit! this consumes both actions, because the bicyclops can't very well fight while the other half is doing yoga. The newly summoned beings attack random entities and it's only 2 damage so wherever. Trump buys some monster guts and makes them into poutine in memory of Poutine. I think that makes sense? The Darkness and the emptiness that came forth from this prolonged night pulses. It has a Heritage of empty people chasing empty things searching for empty lies while endlessly imitating the emptiness of themselves. It has the darkness of a star, of a stifled eternity. Of fear, of repetition, of being bothered by all those empty people that don't matter. Maybe that's clever. but the Darkness doesn't care. The Form goes to the Squidship, which sits fallow and fallen. It goes there with a Purpose, clear entirely to itself. If this place were illuminated, tenebrous smoke would be clearly gathering and following in its wake, forming ghastly patterns, but it is Dark, and the Form of Darkness arrives. That black star is infinitely darker in that moment. and then the Squidship squelches, and rises. Though it is no longer what it was; it has been changed. The Pumpkin Snails have a bizzare ritual dance. maybe it has religious significance. The Empty Chimera's Turn comes. And though decidedly not in perfect condition, it keeps moving. Arriving at Lyricsdusk(the original, not the body double), it grabs their head with the slender arm and throws them bodily into the air. The Shadowy arm, though wounded, forms itself appropriately into a series of spikes along the ground which subsequently impale lyricsdusk, leaving a knife in their back while the rest of the spikes melt away to leave gaping holes. This reduces Lyricsdusk to Moderate Wounds, but they're too stunned- and hurt- to get out of the way before the Chimera swings its arm, Red hunger carving long bloody lines through Lyricsdusk's torso, reducing them to Serious Wounds. oh, that's a bad set of injuries... The Chimera then looks again at Hungry Visitors entities. They want to fight it? Alright, it'll oblige them just fine.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+* rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake. Earth Pelican 76+!) rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x6+23 Rocks x1+15 white orbsx1, awakened x4(11x4 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 0 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Pumpkin Snails/r) Intolerance Defence! 5 Toast III and 1 stone egg Stone chickenx2 64+6+%# Rocks. fed + toast. processing food III.9 / IIII.9. is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity) Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(14/30 integrity) Unpaid employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (bribed, Cyan, not, so, mindless.) [OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity) [H?- Googiddybop]Tiamat, Vecna & Acerak 10x3 HP, 2x3A [OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 7 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Salt Elemental 27x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.) [OG-LyricsDusk*] Bicyclops 25+23 HP, 17x2A [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1+1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. The Hateful Scream 10/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 40 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder Pumpkin Snails! 15x(10+1) HP Pumpkin!A [AG]Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz. [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event! [All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Scratched. Draggingarm- Pristine. Claws- Worn. Shadow Tendril- Melty. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 34 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mediocre Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Serious Wounds. Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
ACTION 1: ‘Ow…’ I groan as I lie on the ground, heavily bleeding from the Empty Chimera’s attack. I pull out some bandages and begin applying them to my face. Somehow, all my wounds miraculously start to close up, as the medicine infused into the bandages begins to work its magic. I stand up, dizzy from blood loss, but with my wounds all repaired.
ENTITY ACTIONS: I call upon the Darkness given Soul, to reveal itself! Bicyclops, please attempt to chop the Empty Chimera’s dragging arm in half, twice.
ACTION 2: There’s something unnatural about the Empty Chimera? (sarcasm) Gosh, I wonder what that is!
In any case, the Empty Chimera was a fusion of two monsters, Thargar the Angry Thing, and the other, Hubnk the Angry Dued, who was originally a villager. And as the Empty Chimera still has some Villager DNA in it, it must be able to trade!
With this in mind, I ask the Empty Chimera to trade, opening its trade interface and placing a stack of emeralds in the trade box, taking one of its claw-blades in return. Before the Empty Chimera can react, the emeralds explode, dealing damage to the arm that was holding the faux-emeralds.
ACTION 3 (CHARGE): The iron-glass bullet circles, and then realizes that it never absorbed the Empty Chimera’s leg shards last turn. In a bid to catch up, it pulls a whole diamond from the ground with its gravitational force, and the diamond folds into the iron-glass shell.
The gravitational pull towards the bullet begins to increase, beginning to blow leaves towards it.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 5/20
(OOC: This is meant to redirect all attacks towards an entity for one turn, be them allies of the entity or foes. The logic behind this is that the bullet has a strong gravitational pull, causing redirection of any attacks.)
I increase violence potential by injecting myself with beserkium from noita. Then I get my strong finger and smack the empty chimera. I eat stone. Wait what...
ACTION 1: ‘Ow…’ I groan as I lie on the ground, heavily bleeding from the Empty Chimera’s attack. I pull out some bandages and begin applying them to my face. Somehow, all my wounds miraculously start to close up, as the medicine infused into the bandages begins to work its magic. I stand up, dizzy from blood loss, but with my wounds all repaired.
ENTITY ACTIONS: I call upon the Darkness given Soul, to reveal itself! Bicyclops, please attempt to chop the Empty Chimera’s dragging arm in half, twice.
ACTION 2: There’s something unnatural about the Empty Chimera? (sarcasm) Gosh, I wonder what that is!
In any case, the Empty Chimera was a fusion of two monsters, Thargar the Angry Thing, and the other, Hubnk the Angry Dued, who was originally a villager. And as the Empty Chimera still has some Villager DNA in it, it must be able to trade!
With this in mind, I ask the Empty Chimera to trade, opening its trade interface and placing a stack of emeralds in the trade box, taking one of its claw-blades in return. Before the Empty Chimera can react, the emeralds explode, dealing damage to the arm that was holding the faux-emeralds.
ACTION 3 (CHARGE): The iron-glass bullet circles, and then realizes that it never absorbed the Empty Chimera’s leg shards last turn. In a bid to catch up, it pulls a whole diamond from the ground with its gravitational force, and the diamond folds into the iron-glass shell.
The gravitational pull towards the bullet begins to increase, beginning to blow leaves towards it.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 5/20
(OOC: This is meant to redirect all attacks towards an entity for one turn, be them allies of the entity or foes. The logic behind this is that the bullet has a strong gravitational pull, causing redirection of any attacks.)
You heal yourself... partially. The wounds are too severe to shrug off, but you manage to improve your condition Seriously wounded to Major Wounds. the darkness given soul is already visible! it's the five anti-stars which float around the Darkness Given Form, made of the five soul points you gave up to the Darkness. Well, the unnatural thing was about the claw in particular. I should have been more specific, I suppose. Anyway, The Chimera raises the price it requires in exchange for Claw Blades as fast as it can, but you manage to buy before it can get out of your price range, removing one of the claws! This doesn't alter condition, since it's not like any of the other claws were affected, but the Claw-based actions will now be at 80% of previous effectiveness because it only has 4 claws left.
The Bullet increases in weight... In fact, the ground is starting to cave- not much yet, but it's started to- beneath it! If it gets too heavy, it'll end up stuck in the ground, and Then how are you going to shoot it?
I increase violence potential by injecting myself with beserkium from noita. Then I get my strong finger and smack the empty chimera. I eat stone. Wait what...
You. uh... Attack the empty chimera? not sure what the rest of that is. It responds to the smack by elbowing your strong finger away with the elbow of its Dragging Arm. The Eishalon follows your lead, attacking the Chimera with a jab of (1d5: 1) its blade! The Chimera blocks the attack with its red Claws, but each finds an emptiness in the other, similar and yet different. the words are all the same, because it's all happened before, there's nothing new- and yet they are absolutely Different. and the Chimera comes out on top in that, though it doesn't press its advantage. The Kittenish and Earth Pelicans gather rocks! The Rock Crabs gather 3+3+4+5+2+5+2 rocks! One of the Stone Chickens suddenly keels over, dead. The Bicyclops attacks the Empty Chimera's Dragging arm, reducing it from Pristine to Bruised condition. Trump buys a large pile of tower shields and uses some tape to arrange them into a wall, making a Tower Shield Wall. The Darkness... something about it all changes, invisibly. I despise it, really. And it despises itself. another sort of emptiness. The Empty Chimera's shadowy arm bubbles and shifts, and then slams into the Mask of Hungry Visitation in the same instant as the Darkness Given form lashes out, two waves of shadow trying to Change something (and in an instant there's a connection to something else, there, but then it's gone), to rend chains ever-forming. M. of H.Visit ducks backSwiftly [31] M. of H.Visit tries to not bleed [7] The Mask of Hungry Visitation loses one Damage Mite but succesfully manages to not bleed. Something more changes of the Chimera- but why, or how, is unclear. It lashes out at Hunger For Eggs on Toast with its Claws, moving them from Mediocre Wounds to Significant Wounds, then grab one of their arms and yank it hard enough to dislocate their shoulder, moving them further to Serious Wounds. annnd that's the end of the round!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+!# rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake. Earth Pelican 76+!^ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x6+23 Rocks x1+15 white orbsx1. [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 0 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast again/r) Intolerance Defence! 5 Toast III and 1 stone egg Stone chickenx2 64+^) <--(dead) Rocks. fed + toast. processing food III.9, is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity) Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(14/30 integrity) Unpaid employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (bribed, Cyan, not, so, mindless.) [OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity) [H?- Googiddybop]Tiamat, Vecna & Acerak 10x3 HP, 2x3A [OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 7 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Salt Elemental 27x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.) [OG-LyricsDusk*] Bicyclops 25+20 HP, 17x2A [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1+1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. The Hateful Scream 10/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 40 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder Pumpkin Snails! 15x(11+2) HP Pumpkin!A [AG]Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz. Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event! [All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Scratched. Draggingarm- Bruised. Claws- Worn. Shadow Tendril- Melty. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 34 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Serious Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Serious Wounds. Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
Ouch. I activate the Beserkium. The less health I have the more strong I am (through rage). eAtinG SaLT TO BolSTer UnHeaLthyNess I encase the dead chicken into a hull, thus creating an egg and eating it with the other egg and a toast.
Power.
I attempt to grab the empty chimera and rip it into little pieces using my whole body as tool.
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness Given Soul, can you please show me the Empty Chimera’s Soul? Bicyclops, please keep on hacking at the Empty Chimera’s Dragging Arm.
ACTION 1 (CHARGE): I suppose I should address the matter of the bullet first.
One interesting thing about the crystal I used for the bullet is that it can’t attract itself at all. So if I take a sample of the blue crystal and shape it into a gun barrel, therefore the gun barrel’s shape cancels out its gravity and I can fit the bullet in it!
I throw the blue crystal gun barrel directly at the crystal bullet, encapsulating it in the barrel and nullifying the bullet’s gravity - for the time being.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 6/20
ACTION 2: Valentine’s Day just passed, so I’ve got to give a Valentine to someone! And that someone is…
The Empty Chimera! I walk towards the aforementioned Valentine and draw out a fancy looking sword, with a red heart-shaped hilt. Then, as the Empty Chimera is puzzling over the weird heart sword, I stick an heart sticker on its last leg. In a blink of an eye, I stab the sword through the heart sticker and thus the Empty Chimera’s leg, stabbing through its heart (sticker).
ACTION 3: Boxes of chocolate are customary on Valentine’s Day. I gather some rocks from the ground and carve them into heart shapes. Then, using some chocolate bars I found melted in my bag, I coat the heart-shaped rocks with chocolate. Placing the chocolate heart-rocks in a heart-shaped box, I call FedEx to send the chocolate rock-box to hungry_visitor.
Ouch. I activate the Beserkium. The less health I have the more strong I am (through rage). eAtinG SaLT TO BolSTer UnHeaLthyNess I encase the dead chicken into a hull, thus creating an egg and eating it with the other egg and a toast.
Power.
I attempt to grab the empty chimera and rip it into little pieces using my whole body as tool.
you regain the fabled power of , of which so much is spoken in legend! With this power, you not only heal all the way to Moderate wounds through sheer mythical might, but proceed to attempt to grab the Empty Chimera and rip it into little pieces using your whole body as a tool! You successfully grab the Empty Chimera and, by way of tearing many small chunks of flesh off of its Slender Arm, significantly reduce the average size of it any randomly selected piece of empty-chimera parts, and reducing the arm to Heavily Scarred condition, despite the Chimera's attempts to fight you off! That arm is Nearly gone, but it's still a little attached. However, after a short time, you become Hungry for Eggs On Toast again.
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness Given Soul, can you please show me the Empty Chimera’s Soul? Bicyclops, please keep on hacking at the Empty Chimera’s Dragging Arm.
ACTION 1 (CHARGE): I suppose I should address the matter of the bullet first.
One interesting thing about the crystal I used for the bullet is that it can’t attract itself at all. So if I take a sample of the blue crystal and shape it into a gun barrel, therefore the gun barrel’s shape cancels out its gravity and I can fit the bullet in it!
I throw the blue crystal gun barrel directly at the crystal bullet, encapsulating it in the barrel and nullifying the bullet’s gravity - for the time being.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 6/20
ACTION 2: Valentine’s Day just passed, so I’ve got to give a Valentine to someone! And that someone is…
The Empty Chimera! I walk towards the aforementioned Valentine and draw out a fancy looking sword, with a red heart-shaped hilt. Then, as the Empty Chimera is puzzling over the weird heart sword, I stick an heart sticker on its last leg. In a blink of an eye, I stab the sword through the heart sticker and thus the Empty Chimera’s leg, stabbing through its heart (sticker).
ACTION 3: Boxes of chocolate are customary on Valentine’s Day. I gather some rocks from the ground and carve them into heart shapes. Then, using some chocolate bars I found melted in my bag, I coat the heart-shaped rocks with chocolate. Placing the chocolate heart-rocks in a heart-shaped box, I call FedEx to send the chocolate rock-box to hungry_visitor.
The Darkness Given Soul informs you that the Empty Chimera has a Hole where its soul should be. The Bullets weight is mitigated! You may gain either +1.2 charge points in this charge, or a random bonus effect on use with the theme 'repetition'(and slightly more charge value). The Empty Chimera hurriedly coats its leg in the black melting material of its shadowy arm, causing the sticker to slip right off! Hunger For Eggs on Toast receives a box of chocolate rocks! Their powers seem to be dampened somewhat by how it's still technically all hallows eve, even though it (was) valentines day and christmas. the chronology here isn't the greatest.
ACTION 1) Meteor Swarm, all meteors centered on the Empty Chimera
ACTION 2) Magic Missile at 8th level, at the Chimera
ACTION 3) Wonder how this mess happened
Congratulations! You have successfully joined the game! You Meteor Swarm the Empty Chimera, which bats them aside with a swing from its Red Claws, the balls of flame just... vanishing, but some of the magic missiles slip past to the arm itself, reducing the Dragging Arm to Battered condition! You wonder how this mess happened, and discover the Empty Chimera was summoned as a Halloween boss by 'The Godmodder', a very strong being who is a Godmodder.
EoRR The Mask of Hungry Visitation is in such awe at the that it manages to heal itself by two Damage Mites! The Pelicans gather more rocks! likewise the crabs, which gather 3+5+4+5+4+5+5=31 rocks! The remaining Stone Chicken manages to lay an egg, with the help of the Tender! Tiamat and Vecna suddenly find themselves dead due to the large wound in their stomachs they recieve as a lovingly-presented gift from the Darkness Given Form, by way of being stabbed in the chest 47 times. The Bicyclops attacks the Empty Chimera's Dragging arm, lowering its condition to Scarred, then Lacerated condition! The Darkness given form acts as listed slightly above. The Darkness Given Form explained a thing to Lyricsdusk earlier. The Evershifting Enmity bubbles, and then spires begin to rise from it. branching spires, a crude imitation of a tree. is something... growing on them? The Pumpkin Snails are doing a ritualistic dance! Still! man, that's a long dance. or maybe they're just slow? Trump buys some blue dye and a lot of paper, then applies one to the other and prints his name on it a few times, creating Blueprints! He then pays someone who knows oragami to make it an oragami, creating Oragami Blueprints! he then pays... oh, really? you shouldn't have! oh, all right. he pays someone else to make the Oragami nature less relevant, instead making the relevant part be that it's Oragami of a Mech suit, creating the Blueprint Mech Suit! This has no uses whatsoever! what? no, all that you asked was for it to be renamed. yes, I'm right. shoo. none at all! Weird. The Empty Chimera, though wounded, seems... unified, now. and also more divided? It's not very clear. It approaches the mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast and elbows it aside with its dragging arm, hard, following the opportunity by whipping its Slender arm forwards to grab an Unpaid employee. White Fire blazes forth, spreads for an ephemeral instant, lighting nothing, and goes out- and all 10 have fallen by then. Then it rotates its dragging arm and brings it forwards from where it drew it back to, red glinting darkly before carving four matching scars into the Rock Crabs further beyond, doing 5 rocks of damage to each. Lastly the Shadowy Arm scythes towards Hunger For Eggs on Toast in the form of a scythe before darting up at the last moment, Splashing against both of the Pelicans sitting on his head and leaving them covered in a straight black Gunk. Then it darts away, choosing the Bicyclops as its next target.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+!* rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake. Earth Pelican 76+@! rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+33 Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. x4 [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 0 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 4 Toast III and 1 stone egg Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity) Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(8/30 integrity) Unpaid employees 1/1x0 HP, employed!Ax0 (bribed, Cyan, not, so, mindless, all dead. dead. every last one....) [OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity) [H?- Googiddybop] Acerak 10 HP, 2A [OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.) [OG-LyricsDusk*] Bicyclops 25+16 HP, 17x2A [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1+1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. The Hateful Scream Dead/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 40 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder Pumpkin Snails! 15x13 HP Pumpkin!A [AG]Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz. Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event! [All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Heavily Scarred. Draggingarm- Lacerated. Claws- well-maintained. Shadow Tendril- Melty. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 65 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Serious Wounds. Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
I point out that the magic contract did state that the unpaid employees have to serve me till the end of time. The groaning undead and unpaid employees (UUE) rise for a new day that they are legally required to work for me, starting their first task, putting the pieces of their bodies where they belong.
I go to shoot the empty Chimera with the rock cannon.
I collect rocks.
The rest of the entities kill that empty chimera now.
ACTION 1: I cast swarm of familiars and send 3 owls to distract the empty Chimera
ACTION 2: I cast 7th level magic missile at the Chimera's arm
ACTION 3: I summon WALUIGI and he proceeds to beat up the chimera because (oh look at the time) IT'S WALUIGI TIMEEEEE
You send a few owls to distract the Chimera, which quickly slaughters them with a few well-placed slashes! while you're doing that, the magic missiles you send in slip through, jarring open some of the lighter cuts on the arm and lowering it to Bleeding condition. You attempt to summon Waluigi! However, Waluigi has already been summoned. Twice. Waluigi's busy playing Paradox Tennis against Waluigi. Still, Waluigi appreciates your devotion to his Waaaderful self, and gives you a Rose. Something about it seems unusual...
I point out that the magic contract did state that the unpaid employees have to serve me till the end of time. The groaning undead and unpaid employees (UUE) rise for a new day that they are legally required to work for me, starting their first task, putting the pieces of their bodies where they belong.
I go to shoot the empty Chimera with the rock cannon.
I collect rocks.
The rest of the entities kill that empty chimera now.
The UUE rise again! One of them is considering quitting. I mean, they've been bound by undeath. Fine. But you aren't even paying them! That's just cruel! How it would go about quitting is left as an exercise for your imagination. You shoot the Empty Chimera, but it ducks aside and approaches too close to the cannon for you to aim properly before retreating again when you run out of ammo. You collect 13 rocks! Entities Ordered! The Mask of Hungry Visitation creates some ectoplasmic jaws which sparkle with starlight, sending them snapping as they fly towards the Empty Chimera. The Chimera, unflappable, pivots to dodge the first rush and lets its shadowy arm trail behind it, hard to spot in the gloom. Darkness, an empty sky just out of reach because someone couldn't even put in the bare minimum. It smothers the jaws in nothing, and the stars within them wink out, one by one. the Pelicans gather rocks, staring off into nothingness. As do the crabs, which get 3+2+1+5+1+1+4=17 rocks! The UUE mob the Empty Chimera, and deal a little damage to the Leg- it's still there, but it'll be a little easier to finish off! The Pumpkin Snails ritual dance turns out to steal the Demogoblin's big pumpkin and turn it into a carriage! The Empty Chimera darts towards the Bicyclops, its dragging arm crashing forwards. The Bicyclops brings up its own attacks, and meets the blow.with its full force- but it's not enough. The Red slash stutters for a second, then tears through, leaving a bleeding hole in the Bicyclop's connection. The Slender arm slaps forwards, sending them tumbling away. the Shadowy tendril drips along the floor. unchanging. All dim, all pale. it whispers to the world 'being is a terrible joke. at a pace so slow one doesn't notice, one turns into something one doesn't recognise... or like much, either'. And the Bicyclops, born so recently and so young, can find nothing can refute that terrible emptiness, to dispute the quiet insistence of the dark encroaching. So the darkness creeps up their legs, and on, and on, and they don't even bother to fight it. And they die. The Empty Chimera leaves its targetting options for the next round open.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+@$ rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake. Earth Pelican 76+@^ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+29 + $ Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. x4 [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 0 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 4 Toast III and 1 stone egg Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity) Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(8/30 integrity) Unpaid Undead employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (zomby) [OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity) [H?- Googiddybop] Acerak 10 HP, 2A [OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.) [OG-LyricsDusk*] Bicyclops DEAD! HP, 17x2A [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1+/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. The Hateful Scream Dead/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 40 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder Pumpkin Snails! 15x13 HP Pumpkin!A Have a Carriage! [AG]Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz. Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event! [All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Heavily Scarred. Draggingarm- Lacerated. Claws- well-maintained. Shadow Tendril- Melty. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 65 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Serious Wounds. Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
I oversee my entities on the other hand, clean the rock launcher completely and then shoot the empty chimera with rocks.
ACTION 2: From my pocket I produce a lighter, and flick the switch to produce a stunning blue flame. Then I produce a piece of string and place the end of the string into the blue flame.
The string lights up blue, and begins burning away as I wrap it around a bullet. Then I place the burning string bullet inside my pistol, and fire it at the Empty Chimera's left leg. The bullet zooms towards the left leg, and is half a meter away when the string burns up completely and passes the flame to the gunpowder-filled bullet. The bullet explodes in a burst of shrapnel, with hopefully predictable results.
ACTION 3: From the nearest village, I find a pumpkin field and pick up a rather big pumpkin from the field. Then I call FedEx and ask them to ship the pumpkin to the Demogoblin.
You re-rename the Poast tree to the Toast Tree!
Interns receive a promotion-without-a-raise, being upgraded to Unpaid Employees!
You collect 3+4+2+3+4.
the Rock Gunner is dead! also, the wallomancer was never actually made because the original purpose was ineffective. otherwise, orders given!
Entities Ordered! Your charge continues!
You send a fireball flying towards the Empty Chimera, which closes its sanguine claws around it, the explosion of flame ripped to shreds before it could even begin.
(((ooc: it sounds like you missed it, but last round the Darkness Given Form was like "alright, you've been payed back for giving the darkness your body" except in darkness-speak and narration. The Darkness Given Form is doing its own thing now.)))
You cast Spirit Guardians on yourself with three actions (action 1 fails because the Godmodder is too strong for the wish and not targetable at the moment, and 2 Could affect the chimera but not the others), ensuring anyone who approaches you will suffer for it!
you finish cleaning out the rock launcher and shoot the Empty Chimera with 15 rocks! It steps away in unpredictable patterns, dodging most of the rocks,and turns the remainder aside with its Shadowy arm. however... (continued in next response)
The Empty Chimera, Occupied by the above barrage of rocks, doesn't manage to avoid in time, the explosion significantly wounding its triple-jointed leg and visibly burning parts of it! Legs reduced to three-halved condition! Also, you give the Demogoblin an unusually large pumpkin!
The Pumpkin Snails move very slowly because they are snails.
, though a few of them are more outlandish.
to the level of fidelity they were used to, and compromised. hm.
method of transport. 4A. out of the battlefield!
1/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
.
Pumpkin Snails! 15x(7+1) HP Pumpkin!A
pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . 
- Purity embodied.
End of Round Reactions
Steve idles!
the mask is on guard... The pelicans/crabs gather rocks (crabs get 21)
Tree keeps growing things. The chickens keep processing food at their 1.3/r rate because of the chicken tender. The unpaid employees gather 10 rocks.
Not-Aegislash and the Interdimensional Elephant idle! the salt elementals regenerate! the Pyramid Scheme stalls for the round with nobody actively working on it.
The Bicyclops tries to use the Healing Salt, but the Scheme's leaders have long ago replaced it with ordinary salt! The salt still has a slight beneficial placebo effect, but is extremely minor.
The Demogoblin turns their new pumpkin into a bomb, but other then that idles.
The Darkness given Form looks at Lyricsdusk. It has fulfilled its duty. A body for a body has a sort of symmetry to it, and it will act freely now. It approaches the Bunker, and its blackened limb slashes forwards to meet the Mask of Hungry Visitation, which raises a crystal growth in turn. Their attacks clash invisibly, and the air seems to resonate, quivering around them, shaking-
and then the air almost, violently, stops, and both of their strikes lose all momentum, drawing back.
Trump buys some quartz.
The Empty Chimera braces its feet slightly differently, favouring its unharmed leg, and pulls its arm through the air, Red light glinting off it and rippling as it flies forwards, but the Mask interposes itself- or tries to. That 75% accuracy it has finally fails it, and it stumbles too far, landing past the red and watching powerlessly as the Toaster and Toasterboy are both rent cleanly in half, dying. Its shadowy arm then gathers itself, and a gathered Blot of darkness soars through the air and lands on the rock crabs, though it seems to do little.
Its slender arm raises, and a hint of white fire plays upon it, that same endlessly ephemeral white (though it seems lesser somehow, infinitely so), and then it flicks its hand, sending a blob of flame to splatter onto the Rock Crabs, removing 15 rocks from one of them and leaving strange white orbs that sit uselessly, unhelpful to their crab, in their place.
Then the Chimera Turns to Lyricsdusk, and decides They shall be its next target. Next round, that is. It begins to walk towards them...
----????.
---- A piece of paper flutters down from somewhere above. It seems likely investigating its origins will be useless.
---- on it are several doodles. Most of them look fairly similar to The
---- none of them are as accurate as the illustration of the Empty Chimera were, But there are more of them.
---- The shift in quality suggests they had trouble representing The
---- Of note is that some of the drawings are higher quality and or more relevant. These are also marked with arrows.
????- Fin.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 0/30 HP, In constant pain, a
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+# rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake.
Earth Pelican 82+$ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x6+23 Rocks x1+15 white orbsx1, awakened x4(11x4 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 0 poast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 pmkn Snail/r) Intolerance Defence!
Toaster DEAD
Toasterboy DEAD, 5 Toast III and 1 stone egg
Stone chickenx2 64+10+$( Rocks. fed + toast. processing food II.6 / III.6. is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity)
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(14/30 integrity)
Unpaid employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (bribed, Cyan, not, so, mindless.)
[OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity)
[OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 7 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Salt Elemental 27x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured)
[OG-LyricsDusk*] Bicyclops 25+12 HP, 17x2A
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1+1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
The Hateful Scream 10/20 PercHP, And afterwards... .
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. |5/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz.
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Blemished. Dragging arm- Pristine. Claws-
Razor Sharp. Shadow Tendril- Oozing. Legs- Three-Halved. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 63 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Minor Wounds.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser).
Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
B-but how will I get toast now?!
T-toasterboy! Don't leave!
I see the boys eyes staring into nothingness. It fills me with rage.
All entities! Attack the empty chimera! I myself launch rocks after rocks (all 3 actions) at the empty chimera which caused the demise of my beloved toaster-tender.
So! there's only one post this round! The enemies are set up for dealing with more then that. But on the other hand, if none of the enemies act, then Hungry Visitor just gets a free round. So I'm going to take a middle road where fewer of them act, and fewer of HV's entities act.
You mourn the Toasterboys death the best way you know.
method of transport. 4A. out of the battlefield!
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
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Pumpkin Snails! 15x(8+2) HP Pumpkin!A
pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . 
- Purity embodied.
Incredible violence.
Firing rock after rock at the Empty Chimera, it seems... not startled, exactly, because that is not how it can be described... but in a word, you would describe it as startled.
It brings up its shadowy arm,which oozes out to form a thin barrier of the material, and covers its slender arm with its claws, hunkering down, but the first rock Cracks the barrier before falling to the ground. Those cracks soon close, but, well. you have reserves. at the fifth rock the barrier bows inwards, and try as the Chimera might, its shield falls before the end of the first barrage, rocks pummeling the claws. you still have two more actions left, and in your ire you do not waste them, sending projectile after projectile sailing forth. Soon, the Clawed hand looks comparatively dulled and battered. It would interrupt you, probably, but with only one post there's no middle of the round for it to interrupt in, and so the Chimera just has to bear it. There isn't much more to say, though; at this point, the Chimera is just hunkered down, taking blow after blow. By the end, its triple-jointed leg is... well, not broken- it doesn't have a carapace like the first leg. But it won't be using that to blur around the battlefield any more. Legs reduced to Single condition! In total, you consume 33 rocks in that barrage.
Orders given.
EoRR
As the End of Round Reaction starts, it is immediately noticed that the pelicans, crabs, and chickens are idling, as are steve, Aegislash, the elephant, the salt elemental, etcetra. Same goes for Trump, the Darkness, WAAAAAAluiNO! WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE WAAAANE, WILL NOT HALT HIS TENNIS FOR YOUR SILLY GAME! WALUIGI IS VERY IMPORTANT! IN FACT, WALUI- ok, ok, I get it. GOOD! LUIGI SHOULD REMEMBER THIS BETTER! WALUIGI THYME IS NEVER OVER!
anyway, Basically everyone is idling.
The Eishalon isn't, though, and attacks the Chimera, Red starlight rushing forth towards the Chimera, which tries to interpose its slender arm, and receives a somewhat-shallow gash for its troubles. This is followed by a jab of the Voidshard blade, But the Chimera throws itself away with one arm,and the Mask isn't able to adapt swiftly enough to land the blow.
The Unpaid Employees decide they aren't being payed to risk their life in battle (Well, I mean, they're not being payed at all : P) and instead restock some of the rocks Hunger For Eggs on Toast expended, 13 in total through their improved valour due to being employees. or maybe luck.
Then the Empty Chimera's turn comes. They did decide they would target Lyricsdusk, but Lyricsdusk hasn't posted. and they feel... restricted. They chafe under that, but elect not to fight it. Fine, not all its normal actions. They raise their arms off the ground slightly, still gleaming bright red. And then something about it... Changes. There was a sort of ambiguity to some parts of it, in a way that there aren't really words for. And now... well, parts of it are unchanged. But others have lost that. or perhaps gained. No longer so ambiguous and nebulous. One part of that... one part is the Claws. The red is still bright, but it is also different. Other parts change too... the oozing of the shadow tendril is a bit different, and though idling, the Darkness given Soul has changed as well, alongside it though for different reasons. Not-Aegislash changes just a little. Across the battlefield, things... shift.
Regardless, the Empty Chimera is allotted only one action this round, So it hobbles towards Hunger for Eggs on Toast, And raises that dragging arm again. In that moment, though they are not the sort to be taken by wonder or vague philosophy, Hunger for Eggs on Toast thinks they see something about the red blades. They see in them a black wanting, an endless abyss. snatches of things, worms, poison, dragons. But this is all beside the point. The Chimera turns to the Mask of Hungry Visitation. The claw comes up, and then it comes down...
And that's the end of the round.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Moose/Acerak] Squidship of the Meese. 0/30 HP, In constant pain, a
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+# rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake.
Earth Pelican 82+$ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x6+23 Rocks x1+15 white orbsx1, awakened x4(11x4 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 0 poast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 pmkn Snail/r) Intolerance Defence!
5 Toast III and 1 stone egg
Stone chickenx2 64+10+$( Rocks. fed + toast. processing food II.6 / III.6. is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity)
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(14/30 integrity)
Unpaid employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (bribed, Cyan, not, so, mindless.)
[OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity)
[OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 7 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Salt Elemental 27x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured)
[OG-LyricsDusk*] Bicyclops 25+12 HP, 17x2A
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1+1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
The Hateful Scream 10/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive .
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. |5/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz.
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Blemished. Dragging arm- Pristine. Claws-
Sharp. Shadow Tendril- Oozing. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 43 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mediocre Wounds.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser).
Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness, thank you for your service. Bicyclops, please do some yoga to regain some HP.
ACTION 1: I take a picture of myself with a camera and print it out. Then I print it out again, and again, and again, until I have 4 life-sized pictures of me lying on the ground. I raise my hand, and the four pictures begin to shift towards each other, melding until they create…
A lifelike statue of me, standing upright on its two feet.
ACTION 2: ‘Hey!’ I shout at the Empty Chimera, causing it to turn its head towards me. ‘Prepare to die,’ I mutter, pointing a pistol at the Empty Chimera. BANG! The bullet zooms towards the Empty Chimera’s leg, which reaches its claws up to crush the bullet. Then it sees that the me who fired the bullet was the statue, and a second later it feels a stabbing sensation in its remaining leg, as I appear behind it, having stabbed its leg with a knife. The Empty Chimera stares at me, ready to strike back, when the bullet hits the wounded leg and shatters it into pieces.
ACTION 3 (CHARGE): The broken pieces of the Empty Chimera’s leg begin to lift towards the glowing bullet, combining with the iron-glass shell.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 4/20
I summon Tiamat, Vecna, Acerak, and a duplicate of the empty chimera then make them all attack all beings other than ones summoned by me, the empty chimera, and the godmodder
I am leader of the yep cult:https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/82135-yep-cult Pronouns are she/her
I transform into a large hole and try to eat the other hole
This is not all. NOT AT ALL.
I collect rocks.
I create suicide rock terrorists and rock explosives.
All entities attack the empty chimera. Suicide rock terrorists take the rock explosives and you know how to attack that empty chimera... do what you do best.
You create a... body double, I guess? you notice its eyes are a bit redder then normal.
The Empty Chimera swings its claw heavily at the bullet to toss it aside, then plants its slender arm on your head and wrenches you away, causing you to miss your stab- but it seems somewhat worn by the act.
Your charge continues!
((OOC: can you give me an ooc explanation of what the charge is going to make, beyond that its a bullet? I'm not sure what to give as charge-challenges.))
Entities Ordered! The Darkness Given Form notes you may yet receive your due from the Darkness Given Soul.
You summon multiple beings, and order them to attack! For some unknown reason, however, the duplicate of the empty chimera quickly grows thin and sickly, dying soon after. Still, each being will have 10 health and 2 attack.
...You transform into a large hole, but I'm not sure what 'other hole' you're referring to. could you clarify?
You collect 4+3+1+4+6+3=21 rocks!
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
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Pumpkin Snails! 15x(10+1) HP Pumpkin!A
pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . 
- Purity embodied.
3 Rock Suicide bombers summoned with 40 rocks! 3 Rock Explosives created with 15 rocks!
Steve idles.
The Mask of Hungry Visitation seeks to consume. It approaches, aiming to engulf. But the Claws of the Chimera have their own answer. From whence they were born is never-known, but something passes between this duo, and though not willingly, the Eishalon is driven back again. Also, the Kittenish Pelican doesn't want to fight and the crabs can't, nor the tree or the chickens. But the Earth Pelican joins in, and is able to sully the Slender Arm, reducing it to Scratched condition! The Rock Crabs gain 1+4+3+2+3+1+5 rocks!
the employees Still fear for their life, the cowards, and roll fairly poorly besides, only getting 6 new rocks.
Then, the Suicide Bombers charge the Empty Chimera! It's already somewhat tired, so all it can do is make sure one of the detonations hits its Claws. the others strike randomly... One hits the Tendril, reducing it from Oozing to Melty condition, and the other also hits the claws by sheer luck. They're lowered to Dented condition, though something about them is almost unnatural....
The unordered entities idle! the Bicyclops does yoga, healing itself a fair bit! this consumes both actions, because the bicyclops can't very well fight while the other half is doing yoga. The newly summoned beings attack random entities and it's only 2 damage so wherever.
Trump buys some monster guts and makes them into poutine in memory of Poutine. I think that makes sense?
The Darkness and the emptiness that came forth from this prolonged night pulses. It has a Heritage of empty people chasing empty things searching for empty lies while endlessly imitating the emptiness of themselves. It has the darkness of a star, of a stifled eternity. Of fear, of repetition, of being bothered by all those empty people that don't matter. Maybe that's clever. but the Darkness doesn't care. The Form goes to the Squidship, which sits fallow and fallen. It goes there with a Purpose, clear entirely to itself. If this place were illuminated, tenebrous smoke would be clearly gathering and following in its wake, forming ghastly patterns, but it is Dark, and the Form of Darkness arrives. That black star is infinitely darker in that moment. and then the Squidship squelches, and rises. Though it is no longer what it was; it has been changed.
The Pumpkin Snails have a bizzare ritual dance. maybe it has religious significance.
The Empty Chimera's Turn comes. And though decidedly not in perfect condition, it keeps moving. Arriving at Lyricsdusk(the original, not the body double), it grabs their head with the slender arm and throws them bodily into the air. The Shadowy arm, though wounded, forms itself appropriately into a series of spikes along the ground which subsequently impale lyricsdusk, leaving a knife in their back while the rest of the spikes melt away to leave gaping holes. This reduces Lyricsdusk to Moderate Wounds, but they're too stunned- and hurt- to get out of the way before the Chimera swings its arm, Red hunger carving long bloody lines through Lyricsdusk's torso, reducing them to Serious Wounds. oh, that's a bad set of injuries...
The Chimera then looks again at Hungry Visitors entities. They want to fight it? Alright, it'll oblige them just fine.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+* rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake.
Earth Pelican 76+!) rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x6+23 Rocks x1+15 white orbsx1, awakened x4(11x4 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 0 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Pumpkin Snails/r) Intolerance Defence!
5 Toast III and 1 stone egg
Stone chickenx2 64+6+%# Rocks. fed + toast. processing food III.9 / IIII.9. is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity)
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(14/30 integrity)
Unpaid employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (bribed, Cyan, not, so, mindless.)
[OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity)
[H?- Googiddybop] Tiamat, Vecna & Acerak 10x3 HP, 2x3A
[OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 7 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Salt Elemental 27x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.)
[OG-LyricsDusk*] Bicyclops 25+23 HP, 17x2A
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1+1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
The Hateful Scream 10/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 40 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz.
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Scratched. Dragging arm- Pristine. Claws-
Worn. Shadow Tendril- Melty. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 34 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mediocre Wounds.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Serious Wounds.
Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
ACTION 1: ‘Ow…’ I groan as I lie on the ground, heavily bleeding from the Empty Chimera’s attack. I pull out some bandages and begin applying them to my face. Somehow, all my wounds miraculously start to close up, as the medicine infused into the bandages begins to work its magic. I stand up, dizzy from blood loss, but with my wounds all repaired.
ENTITY ACTIONS: I call upon the Darkness given Soul, to reveal itself! Bicyclops, please attempt to chop the Empty Chimera’s dragging arm in half, twice.
ACTION 2: There’s something unnatural about the Empty Chimera? (sarcasm) Gosh, I wonder what that is!
In any case, the Empty Chimera was a fusion of two monsters, Thargar the Angry Thing, and the other, Hubnk the Angry Dued, who was originally a villager. And as the Empty Chimera still has some Villager DNA in it, it must be able to trade!
With this in mind, I ask the Empty Chimera to trade, opening its trade interface and placing a stack of emeralds in the trade box, taking one of its claw-blades in return. Before the Empty Chimera can react, the emeralds explode, dealing damage to the arm that was holding the faux-emeralds.
ACTION 3 (CHARGE): The iron-glass bullet circles, and then realizes that it never absorbed the Empty Chimera’s leg shards last turn. In a bid to catch up, it pulls a whole diamond from the ground with its gravitational force, and the diamond folds into the iron-glass shell.
The gravitational pull towards the bullet begins to increase, beginning to blow leaves towards it.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 5/20
(OOC: This is meant to redirect all attacks towards an entity for one turn, be them allies of the entity or foes. The logic behind this is that the bullet has a strong gravitational pull, causing redirection of any attacks.)
I increase violence potential by injecting myself with beserkium from noita.
Then I get my strong finger and smack the empty chimera.
I eat stone. Wait what...
following the very-few-posts procedure I used last time, some entities might not act this round.
You heal yourself... partially. The wounds are too severe to shrug off, but you manage to improve your condition Seriously wounded to Major Wounds.
the darkness given soul is already visible! it's the five anti-stars which float around the Darkness Given Form, made of the five soul points you gave up to the Darkness.
Well, the unnatural thing was about the claw in particular. I should have been more specific, I suppose. Anyway, The Chimera raises the price it requires in exchange for Claw Blades as fast as it can, but you manage to buy before it can get out of your price range, removing one of the claws! This doesn't alter condition, since it's not like any of the other claws were affected, but the Claw-based actions will now be at 80% of previous effectiveness because it only has 4 claws left.
The Bullet increases in weight... In fact, the ground is starting to cave- not much yet, but it's started to- beneath it! If it gets too heavy, it'll end up stuck in the ground, and Then how are you going to shoot it?
You. uh...
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
.
Pumpkin Snails! 15x(11+2) HP Pumpkin!A
pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . 
- Purity embodied.
Attack the empty chimera? not sure what the rest of that is. It responds to the smack by elbowing your strong finger away with the elbow of its Dragging Arm.
The Eishalon follows your lead, attacking the Chimera with a jab of (1d5: 1) its blade! The Chimera blocks the attack with its red Claws, but each finds an emptiness in the other, similar and yet different. the words are all the same, because it's all happened before, there's nothing new- and yet they are absolutely Different. and the Chimera comes out on top in that, though it doesn't press its advantage. The Kittenish and Earth Pelicans gather rocks! The Rock Crabs gather 3+3+4+5+2+5+2 rocks!
One of the Stone Chickens suddenly keels over, dead. The Bicyclops attacks the Empty Chimera's Dragging arm, reducing it from Pristine to Bruised condition.
Trump buys a large pile of tower shields and uses some tape to arrange them into a wall, making a Tower Shield Wall.
The Darkness... something about it all changes, invisibly. I despise it, really. And it despises itself. another sort of emptiness.
The Empty Chimera's shadowy arm bubbles and shifts, and then slams into the Mask of Hungry Visitation in the same instant as the Darkness Given form lashes out, two waves of shadow trying to Change something (and in an instant there's a connection to something else, there, but then it's gone), to rend chains ever-forming.
M. of H.Visit ducks back Swiftly [31]
M. of H.Visit tries to not bleed [7 ]
The Mask of Hungry Visitation loses one Damage Mite but succesfully manages to not bleed.
Something more changes of the Chimera- but why, or how, is unclear. It lashes out at Hunger For Eggs on Toast with its Claws, moving them from Mediocre Wounds to Significant Wounds, then grab one of their arms and yank it hard enough to dislocate their shoulder, moving them further to Serious Wounds.
annnd that's the end of the round!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+!# rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake.
Earth Pelican 76+!^ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x6+23 Rocks x1+15 white orbsx1.
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 0 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast again/r) Intolerance Defence!
5 Toast III and 1 stone egg
Stone chickenx2 64+^) <--(dead) Rocks. fed + toast. processing food III.9, is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity)
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(14/30 integrity)
Unpaid employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (bribed, Cyan, not, so, mindless.)
[OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity)
[H?- Googiddybop] Tiamat, Vecna & Acerak 10x3 HP, 2x3A
[OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 7 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Salt Elemental 27x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.)
[OG-LyricsDusk*] Bicyclops 25+20 HP, 17x2A
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1+1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
The Hateful Scream 10/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 40 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz.
Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Scratched. Dragging arm- Bruised. Claws-
Worn. Shadow Tendril- Melty. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 34 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Serious Wounds.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Serious Wounds.
Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
Ouch. I activate the Beserkium. The less health I have the more strong I am (through rage). eAtinG SaLT TO BolSTer UnHeaLthyNess
I encase the dead chicken into a hull, thus creating an egg and eating it with the other egg and a toast.
Power.
I attempt to grab the empty chimera and rip it into little pieces using my whole body as tool.
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness Given Soul, can you please show me the Empty Chimera’s Soul? Bicyclops, please keep on hacking at the Empty Chimera’s Dragging Arm.
ACTION 1 (CHARGE): I suppose I should address the matter of the bullet first.
One interesting thing about the crystal I used for the bullet is that it can’t attract itself at all. So if I take a sample of the blue crystal and shape it into a gun barrel, therefore the gun barrel’s shape cancels out its gravity and I can fit the bullet in it!
I throw the blue crystal gun barrel directly at the crystal bullet, encapsulating it in the barrel and nullifying the bullet’s gravity - for the time being.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 6/20
ACTION 2: Valentine’s Day just passed, so I’ve got to give a Valentine to someone! And that someone is…
The Empty Chimera! I walk towards the aforementioned Valentine and draw out a fancy looking sword, with a red heart-shaped hilt. Then, as the Empty Chimera is puzzling over the weird heart sword, I stick an heart sticker on its last leg. In a blink of an eye, I stab the sword through the heart sticker and thus the Empty Chimera’s leg, stabbing through its heart (sticker).
ACTION 3: Boxes of chocolate are customary on Valentine’s Day. I gather some rocks from the ground and carve them into heart shapes. Then, using some chocolate bars I found melted in my bag, I coat the heart-shaped rocks with chocolate. Placing the chocolate heart-rocks in a heart-shaped box, I call FedEx to send the chocolate rock-box to hungry_visitor.
I'd like to join; how do I do it?
I yell at LyricsDust to get out of the way, then
ACTION 1) Meteor Swarm, all meteors centered on the Empty Chimera
ACTION 2) Magic Missile at 8th level, at the Chimera
ACTION 3) Wonder how this mess happened
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
you regain the fabled power of
, of which so much is spoken in legend! With this power, you not only heal all the way to Moderate wounds through sheer mythical might, but proceed to attempt to grab the Empty Chimera and rip it into little pieces using your whole body as a tool! You successfully grab the Empty Chimera and, by way of tearing many small chunks of flesh off of its Slender Arm, significantly reduce the average size of it any randomly selected piece of empty-chimera parts, and reducing the arm to Heavily Scarred condition, despite the Chimera's attempts to fight you off! That arm is Nearly gone, but it's still a little attached.
However, after a short time, you become Hungry for Eggs On Toast again.
The Darkness Given Soul informs you that the Empty Chimera has a Hole where its soul should be.
The Bullets weight is mitigated! You may gain either +1.2 charge points in this charge, or a random bonus effect on use with the theme 'repetition'(and slightly more charge value).
The Empty Chimera hurriedly coats its leg in the black melting material of its shadowy arm, causing the sticker to slip right off!
Hunger For Eggs on Toast receives a box of chocolate rocks! Their powers seem to be dampened somewhat by how it's still technically all hallows eve, even though it (was) valentines day and christmas. the chronology here isn't the greatest.
Congratulations! You have successfully joined the game!
that it manages to heal itself by two Damage Mites!
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
x4
.
Pumpkin Snails! 15x13 HP Pumpkin!A
pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . 
- Purity embodied.
You Meteor Swarm the Empty Chimera, which bats them aside with a swing from its Red Claws, the balls of flame just... vanishing, but some of the magic missiles slip past to the arm itself, reducing the Dragging Arm to Battered condition!
You wonder how this mess happened, and discover the Empty Chimera was summoned as a Halloween boss by 'The Godmodder', a very strong being who is a Godmodder.
EoRR
The Mask of Hungry Visitation is in such awe at the
The Pelicans gather more rocks! likewise the crabs, which gather 3+5+4+5+4+5+5=31 rocks!
The remaining Stone Chicken manages to lay an egg, with the help of the Tender! Tiamat and Vecna suddenly find themselves dead due to the large wound in their stomachs they recieve as a lovingly-presented gift from the Darkness Given Form, by way of being stabbed in the chest 47 times. The Bicyclops attacks the Empty Chimera's Dragging arm, lowering its condition to Scarred, then Lacerated condition! The Darkness given form acts as listed slightly above. The Darkness Given Form explained a thing to Lyricsdusk earlier.
The Evershifting Enmity bubbles, and then spires begin to rise from it. branching spires, a crude imitation of a tree. is something... growing on them?
The Pumpkin Snails are doing a ritualistic dance! Still! man, that's a long dance. or maybe they're just slow?
Trump buys some blue dye and a lot of paper, then applies one to the other and prints his name on it a few times, creating Blueprints! He then pays someone who knows oragami to make it an oragami, creating Oragami Blueprints! he then pays... oh, really? you shouldn't have! oh, all right. he pays someone else to make the Oragami nature less relevant, instead making the relevant part be that it's Oragami of a Mech suit, creating the Blueprint Mech Suit!
This has no uses whatsoever! what? no, all that you asked was for it to be renamed. yes, I'm right. shoo. none at all! Weird.
The Empty Chimera, though wounded, seems... unified, now. and also more divided? It's not very clear. It approaches the mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast and elbows it aside with its dragging arm, hard, following the opportunity by whipping its Slender arm forwards to grab an Unpaid employee. White Fire blazes forth, spreads for an ephemeral instant, lighting nothing, and goes out- and all 10 have fallen by then. Then it rotates its dragging arm and brings it forwards from where it drew it back to, red glinting darkly before carving four matching scars into the Rock Crabs further beyond, doing 5 rocks of damage to each. Lastly the Shadowy Arm scythes towards Hunger For Eggs on Toast in the form of a scythe before darting up at the last moment, Splashing against both of the Pelicans sitting on his head and leaving them covered in a straight black Gunk. Then it darts away, choosing the Bicyclops as its next target.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+!* rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake.
Earth Pelican 76+@! rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+33 Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1.
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 0 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
4 Toast III and 1 stone egg
Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity)
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(8/30 integrity)
Unpaid employees 1/1x0 HP, employed!Ax0 (bribed, Cyan, not, so, mindless, all dead. dead. every last one....)
[OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity)
[H?- Googiddybop] Acerak 10 HP, 2A
[OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.)
[OG-LyricsDusk*] Bicyclops 25+16 HP, 17x2A
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1+1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
The Hateful Scream Dead/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 40 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz.
Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Heavily Scarred. Dragging arm- Lacerated. Claws-
well-maintained. Shadow Tendril- Melty. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 65 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Serious Wounds.
Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
ACTION 1: I cast swarm of familiars and send 3 owls to distract the empty Chimera
ACTION 2: I cast 7th level magic missile at the Chimera's arm
ACTION 3: I summon WALUIGI and he proceeds to beat up the chimera because (oh look at the time) IT'S WALUIGI TIMEEEEE
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
I point out that the magic contract did state that the unpaid employees have to serve me till the end of time. The groaning undead and unpaid employees (UUE) rise for a new day that they are legally required to work for me, starting their first task, putting the pieces of their bodies where they belong.
I go to shoot the empty Chimera with the rock cannon.
I collect rocks.
The rest of the entities kill that empty chimera now.
You send a few owls to distract the Chimera, which quickly slaughters them with a few well-placed slashes! while you're doing that, the magic missiles you send in slip through, jarring open some of the lighter cuts on the arm and lowering it to Bleeding condition.
You attempt to summon Waluigi! However, Waluigi has already been summoned. Twice. Waluigi's busy playing Paradox Tennis against Waluigi. Still, Waluigi appreciates your devotion to his Waaaderful self, and gives you a Rose. Something about it seems unusual...
The UUE rise again! One of them is considering quitting. I mean, they've been bound by undeath. Fine. But you aren't even paying them! That's just cruel!
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
x4
.
Pumpkin Snails! 15x13 HP Pumpkin!A Have a Carriage!
pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . 
- Purity embodied.
How it would go about quitting is left as an exercise for your imagination.
You shoot the Empty Chimera, but it ducks aside and approaches too close to the cannon for you to aim properly before retreating again when you run out of ammo.
You collect 13 rocks! Entities Ordered!
The Mask of Hungry Visitation creates some ectoplasmic jaws which sparkle with starlight, sending them snapping as they fly towards the Empty Chimera. The Chimera, unflappable, pivots to dodge the first rush and lets its shadowy arm trail behind it, hard to spot in the gloom. Darkness, an empty sky just out of reach because someone couldn't even put in the bare minimum. It smothers the jaws in nothing, and the stars within them wink out, one by one.
the Pelicans gather rocks, staring off into nothingness. As do the crabs, which get 3+2+1+5+1+1+4=17 rocks! The UUE mob the Empty Chimera, and deal a little damage to the Leg- it's still there, but it'll be a little easier to finish off!
The Pumpkin Snails ritual dance turns out to steal the Demogoblin's big pumpkin and turn it into a carriage!
The Empty Chimera darts towards the Bicyclops, its dragging arm crashing forwards. The Bicyclops brings up its own attacks, and meets the blow.with its full force- but it's not enough. The Red slash stutters for a second, then tears through, leaving a bleeding hole in the Bicyclop's connection. The Slender arm slaps forwards, sending them tumbling away.
the Shadowy tendril drips along the floor. unchanging. All dim, all pale. it whispers to the world 'being is a terrible joke. at a pace so slow one doesn't notice, one turns into something one doesn't recognise... or like much, either'. And the Bicyclops, born so recently and so young, can find nothing can refute that terrible emptiness, to dispute the quiet insistence of the dark encroaching. So the darkness creeps up their legs, and on, and on, and they don't even bother to fight it. And they die.
The Empty Chimera leaves its targetting options for the next round open.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+@$ rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake.
Earth Pelican 76+@^ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+29 + $ Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1.
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 0 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
4 Toast III and 1 stone egg
Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity)
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(8/30 integrity)
Unpaid Undead employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (zomby)
[OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity)
[H?- Googiddybop] Acerak 10 HP, 2A
[OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.)
[OG-LyricsDusk*] Bicyclops DEAD! HP, 17x2A
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1+/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
The Hateful Scream Dead/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 40 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz.
Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Slender Arm- Heavily Scarred. Dragging arm- Lacerated. Claws-
well-maintained. Shadow Tendril- Melty. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 65 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Serious Wounds.
Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!