ENTITY ACTIONS: I mourn the death of the Bicyclops. Farewell, sweet bicyclic creature.
ACTION 1: So it’s still technically Halloween? Then I get to do HALLOWEEN ATTACKS!
From my pocket I pull a grenade. But it’s no ordinary grenade; tis a pumpkin-shaped grenade! I pitch the pumpkinade at the Empty Chimera’s Leg, which it understandably dodges easily. But it was meant to be dodged. Because…
(CHARGE) The pumpkin grenade flies through the barrel and onto the bullet, and absorbs itself into the Bodhisattva Bullet! The Bodhisattva Bullet begins glowing more intensely…
ACTION 2 (CHARGE): ...and it seems to shine with a brighter sheen, with the bullet and barrel both glowing bright orange. I take out the newly-transmuted orange bullet, and slowly, but surely, another diamond shoots out of the soil and absorbs itself into the bullet! Then, quite unexpectedly, a ghostly orange diamond shoots out onto the ground! Examining it, I realize it’s a ghostly replica of the diamond that was absorbed!
Bodhisattva Bullet: 8/20 + NEW POWER: Ghost (All actions absorbed into the bullet repeat for the action’s original user, at half strength.)
ACTION 3: Now it’s time to actually attack! I pick up another pumpkinade, and again, pitch it at the Empty Chimera’s Leg. As the Empty Chimera prepares to either dodge or impale the pumpkinade on its claws, the pumpkinade explodes in mid-air, and ghostly orange tendrils streak at the Empty Chimera’s Leg, wrap around it, and crack it in two.
I collect rocks.Taking the rocks I create the Anti-Chimera, an entity that is specifically created to hunt and kill Chimeras. I awaken the Anti-Chimera.
I collect rocks. I personally go to the store and try to purchase a bunch of eggs for some trillion-bazillion robux. I shoot rocks at the empty chimera.
ENTITY ACTIONS: I mourn the death of the Bicyclops. Farewell, sweet bicyclic creature.
ACTION 1: So it’s still technically Halloween? Then I get to do HALLOWEEN ATTACKS!
From my pocket I pull a grenade. But it’s no ordinary grenade; tis a pumpkin-shaped grenade! I pitch the pumpkinade at the Empty Chimera’s Leg, which it understandably dodges easily. But it was meant to be dodged. Because…
(CHARGE) The pumpkin grenade flies through the barrel and onto the bullet, and absorbs itself into the Bodhisattva Bullet! The Bodhisattva Bullet begins glowing more intensely…
ACTION 2 (CHARGE): ...and it seems to shine with a brighter sheen, with the bullet and barrel both glowing bright orange. I take out the newly-transmuted orange bullet, and slowly, but surely, another diamond shoots out of the soil and absorbs itself into the bullet! Then, quite unexpectedly, a ghostly orange diamond shoots out onto the ground! Examining it, I realize it’s a ghostly replica of the diamond that was absorbed!
Bodhisattva Bullet: 8/20 + NEW POWER: Ghost (All actions absorbed into the bullet repeat for the action’s original user, at half strength.)
ACTION 3: Now it’s time to actually attack! I pick up another pumpkinade, and again, pitch it at the Empty Chimera’s Leg. As the Empty Chimera prepares to either dodge or impale the pumpkinade on its claws, the pumpkinade explodes in mid-air, and ghostly orange tendrils streak at the Empty Chimera’s Leg, wrap around it, and crack it in two.
Oh, uh... I guess I was unclear. the bonus ability/property isn't something you get to choose more specifically then my explanation. its decided externally from you, which is why it gets more power, a tradeoff between control and power. still, You charge! You proceed to cough up blood, and consider the utility of healing up more of your wounds then the least you can get away with and still function. The Empty Chimera yanks its Leg aside hurriedly, and brings down one arm to steady itself. The hand shines with a white sheen, and the tendrils are doubled in pure black and white like you're wearing some bizarre 3-d glasses. they coil around the slender fingers as it catches itself, before fading away.
I collect rocks.Taking the rocks I create the Anti-Chimera, an entity that is specifically created to hunt and kill Chimeras. I awaken the Anti-Chimera.
All entities attack the empty Chimera.
You collect 1+5+5+5+5 Rocks, and through these (and other) rocks you create an Anti-Chimera. it is entirely homogeneous. It is of one mass, of one concept, of one shape. It is a perfect sphere. It is One, and not many; so it has only 1 unit of health, albeit a particularly hardy unit. It is of one ability, so it only has one action. it is of one allegiance, so its alignment tag reads '·'. A name is a type of concept, and it is of one concept, so its name is ⬤. And so on. You then attempt to awaken the ⬤, but your ability splashes over it like a bucket of water, then drains away. It is One. to be Awakened is to add a second healthbar. That would be duality. so it remains as it was.
ACTION 3: I cast Delayed Blast Fireball and make it an Extended spell and move it into a hole near the Empty Chimera.
The rose smells like tennis and victory and... something... oregano, maybe? not exactly, but something close to it. You summon Fawful! he's... not very strong. You create a delayed blast fireball!
I collect rocks. I personally go to the store and try to purchase a bunch of eggs for some trillion-bazillion robux. I shoot rocks at the empty chimera.
You collect rocks- 1+3+2+2+1 of them! the egg store does not accept robux because they don't play roblocks... or have any computers. You then shoot rocks at the empty chimera! the dark, dripping arm swirls, an inversion of a whirlpool, pulling each rock off-course and sending them thudding to the ground aimlessly around it. The Mask of Hungry Visitation attacks the Empty Chimera, another crescent of red from its scythe. It meets a sanguine claw, the two arcs clashing against each other. So similar, and yet so different. even among the stars lies the abyss, holes that drag down the very world around them. black is the backdrop of the sky. but though upon the smooth sharpness of the four blades there is something similar to the few holes, there is yet naught among it like those pinpricks of light that are stars; In a full world there is abyss, but in the abyss there is none but void. and the scythe is pushed back again. pelicans + crabs keep gathering rocks (crabs getting 4+4+3+5+2+4+4 f'm.). Always the same old things, isn't it? is this just their life now? nothing ever really changes. The other entities likewise continue their roles. The UU Employees attack the Empty Chimera. they scratch its slender arm a bit, but are not noted explicitly- it's not enough to advance from Heavily Scarred. The ⬤ is ⬤. it is one. others are many. of the others one is most. ⬤ has one priority, its purpose. It attacks. and its attack meets the Chimera on another way. And. .......... it fails. Although ⬤ is not weak, ⬤ is not stronger there. ⬤ stands on shaky ground, a fledgling newly born. Ordinary attacks are minor in some ways, their effects sliding right off in large part, But ⬤ has not the capacity to challenge the threefold certainty. So instead, born of rock, it returns to rock, and a rock flies at the Chimera, which does not counter as, in tandem, ⬤, and Fawful attack, and rend the Slender Arm from its body. A ripple goes through the battlefield at that, fires seeming whiter and shadows purer for an instant, but though the hand reached up towards impossibility, it did not grasp it. White-black blood streams down from the wound unceasingly, coating the Chimera's smooth-grey flesh with blood that does not clot and streams like water- no, like oil. and the white meets the blackness as water meets oil. They do not mix.
Trump buys himself a limousine. actually, he buys two. no, three. a dozen! he will have the Best limousine, and it will be huuuuuuge. But nobody is building limousines according to the size specs he wants! after a few sleepless nights and not even a second of actual thought, he buys some glue. or, well, the closest thing he can find, which is actually made of honey. But it's very high-quality honey. If you marked the quality of this honey, and compared it to other honey, this honey would be huuuuuuuuuge. it is the best honey. nobody else has even seen honey as good as this. it was probably made by spiders. it's just so huuuuge. he uses the honey as glue to put together all his limousines. and in the end, he has his limousine. and it is huuuuge. The Empty Chimera's shadowy arm snaps out at Fawful and spears him through the brain. then it pours over him, and after a few moments, all that is left of Fawful is a pumpkin snail. what? While I'm busy puzzling over that transformation, The Empty Chimera moves to assail ⬤. The antithesis to what it is, in some ways. Unity in the face of division; rejection in the face of a hole which would always take. Satiety against a boundless hunger. ⬤ is weakest now, for it has not grown. It is an inkling. But the Empty Chimera also knows it is most protected now. the newest always is. it hasn't plucked all the low-hanging fruit, not like the Chimera. and the Chimera knows what it will need to do... Later. First, it lashes out against ⬤, red like the maw of a beast to consume the world railing against the dim grey sphere. ⬤ opposes it. It fought Awakening by simple rejection. To be affected by this is against its nature, it seems to scream at the world. It would be an inaccuracy, it claims, a fundamental inaccuracy, one not explainable away even in principle. But it is new. The world doubts. And though the claws skitter off the stone of the ⬤, Red twines around them and in the air. And the Empty Chimera smiles as though in victory. Odd, considering ⬤ still lives.
(The battlefield listing, specifically for the empty chimera, is incomplete, but the battle's effects Are done.)
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+@* rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake. Earth Pelican 76+#) rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+24 + ( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. x4 [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 1 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 4 Toast III Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing I is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity) Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(2/30 integrity) Unpaid Undead employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (zomby) [OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity) [·] ⬤ [H?- Googiddybop] Acerak 10 HP, 2A [OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.) [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. The Hateful Scream Dead/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 40 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder Pumpkin Snails! 15x13 HP Pumpkin!A Have a Carriage! [AG]Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz. Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 30/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event! [All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Draggingarm- Lacerated. Claws- well-maintained. Shadow Tendril- Melty. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 26 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Serious Wounds. Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
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I use divine intervention to the gods to destroy the godmodder out of existence
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
I create an array of invisible, inaudible and very painful portals to stealthily cut the empty chimera into stripes and retrieve some of its sharper and weaponizeable bodyparts.
I collect rocks.
I shoot the guy that refused to sell me eggs with the rock cannon and loot his store.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness given Soul, could you please exposit your powers to me?
ACTION 1: From my first-aid kit, I take out some Nurofen and throw all of the pills into a cup, then pour in some tea and stir the Nurofen into the tea. I pick up the Nurofen-T cup and take a sip, then all my pain fades away as the Nurofen-T mix works its (pain-relieving) magic, through a combination of the Nurofen’s natural pain-relieving capabilities and tea’s relaxing properties.
ACTION 2: With my pain completely gone, I crack my knuckles and approach the Empty Chimera, fists clenched. The Empty Chimera prepares to block a punch from my fists, but what it doesn’t expect is for me to open my fists and throw a fist-shaped grenade at the Empty Chimera’s readied claws. The claws puncture the fist grenade, and from the fist grenade explodes an actual fist, which smashes into the Empty Chimera’s claws along with my actual fist.
ACTION 3: My fist bleeding from the Empty Chimera’s claws, I raise my leg and execute a roundhouse kick into the Empty Chimera’s claws again.
I use divine intervention to the gods to destroy the godmodder out of existence
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First of all, you roll a 3. So even if it would have worked, it doesn't. Second of all, the Godmodder currently cannot be targeted. Third of all, the Godmodder can only be harmed by a given type of attack once, and someone already tried to use wish-type methods to destroy him. it didn't take.
I create an array of invisible, inaudible and very painful portals to stealthily cut the empty chimera into stripes and retrieve some of its sharper and weaponizeable bodyparts.
I collect rocks.
I shoot the guy that refused to sell me eggs with the rock cannon and loot his store.
The Chimera's claw slices through one of your portals. The chimera instantly notices this, and swings its claws in a wide arc, destroying all of your portals. The often-ignored mouth beneath the hole where most of its head should be smiles, licking its lips. you collect rocks. specifically 5+5+4+1+2 rocks! The Guy proceeds to cower in a corner(you expend 5 rocks to scare him off). You obtain six eggs. The guy contacts law enforcement. You are now fighting the police, which are of course pitifully weak, but there are a lot of them. (each police has 0.5 HP, and 0.2 attack, but there are 80 policepeople here, and another 50 are showing up every turn until you fix this. they will be listed here since they only matter to you.) Garine Guardsmen 0.5x80 HP, 0.2x80 A (+50/turn)
You summon an Army of assorted mario characters (collapsed into 1 for simplicity. if you have specific plans, you may un-collapse them)! 30 HP & 6 attack, in total.
Pretty sure 3 is bad, a god curses you or somesuch.
Indeed they failed- albeit not Just because of the roll. I mean, if rolling even a 20 on a d20 let you instantly win the entire game, it would probably be over by now. or by the 20th post, even.
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness given Soul, could you please exposit your powers to me?
ACTION 1: From my first-aid kit, I take out some Nurofen and throw all of the pills into a cup, then pour in some tea and stir the Nurofen into the tea. I pick up the Nurofen-T cup and take a sip, then all my pain fades away as the Nurofen-T mix works its (pain-relieving) magic, through a combination of the Nurofen’s natural pain-relieving capabilities and tea’s relaxing properties.
ACTION 2: With my pain completely gone, I crack my knuckles and approach the Empty Chimera, fists clenched. The Empty Chimera prepares to block a punch from my fists, but what it doesn’t expect is for me to open my fists and throw a fist-shaped grenade at the Empty Chimera’s readied claws. The claws puncture the fist grenade, and from the fist grenade explodes an actual fist, which smashes into the Empty Chimera’s claws along with my actual fist.
ACTION 3: My fist bleeding from the Empty Chimera’s claws, I raise my leg and execute a roundhouse kick into the Empty Chimera’s claws again.
You heal yourself up further, to Major Wounds! The Empty Chimera is indeed entirely off-guard for you to throw a fist-shaped grenade which launches a fist; Claws are lowered to Worn condition! After the fist, though, the Chimera is on guard, and limbos under your roundhouse kick.
The Darkness Given Soul tries to explain. It can do most things souls could, channeled through darkness- So, magic, teleport,yeet, dead- and a few things a soul can't do without darkness which are harder to explain, but basically whatever it tries to do is affected by its fundamental nature as an extension of the construct of the arrangement that caused the experience of (...this goes on for a while and doesn't seem to go anywhere, until the Darkness given Soul loses track of where it was, and continues:) so because of all that, it can go wonky.
The MoHBfEoT gathers 14 rocks. the Pelicans and crabs also gather rocks, the crabs getting 3+4+2+4+4+3+2= 22 rocks. Employees gather another 8. The Sphere that is ⬤ seems to hang motionless in place. the air spins around ⬤, grows turbulent. red flickers overlay themselves around ⬤, a spiderweb hanging in the air; yellow lightning crackles among the cracks. Then something Clicks. It is no longer One. It is One, and its name is One with it, but also it is two; it has taken up a duality. The Sphere is no longer the color of mortal stone; it now seems closer to that of a sun that has just begun to set, the brilliant yellow-orange before the clouds turn violet. And there isn't anything special in the centre. The Empty Chimera snarls at ⬤ . Low hanging fruit and adaptability. Pah; It will fall. of course, ⬤ hasn't actually Acted yet. It pushes against the dark emptiness of the Shadow Tendril, a warm yellow glow, and the Darkness Given form, soul, and purpose shudders. But By now, the Shadowy Arm has quieted. it was frothing earlier, but now its formed a replica of a human hand outstretched, twitching every so often. The shadows blanketing the field are still restless, though. For all that has happened, they still demand of the world something. a change. but they fail. It is in their nature, in a way. Eventually, the shadowy arm stops twitching, and slowly, glacially slowly, rises to point forwards. The movement is smooth, and somehow listless. With it, The shadows again rise upwards. Many coalesce into- Something. And that darkness... Well, it doesn't attack ⬤ yet. ⬤ only has 1 health unit, so either it would slide off or kill instantly. but the resulting sphere hangs in the air, grimly. ready to join whatever else comes in the future. (Empty Chimera Shadowy Arm action consumed! Darkness Given Form, Darkness Given Soul, And Darkness With Purpose lose their actions observing the occurrence!) The assorted mario characters attack, slightly progressing the Chimera's tendril towards its next damage condition! The Chimera pays them back for this by slaughtering them to the last. Trump puts his tower shield wall on the HUUUUUUUUUUGE limo! Then he polishes the wall (or rather hires someone to polish the wall) until it practically gleams! His tower shield wall is the best tower shield wall, you don't even know. There is not One tower shield wall better then it. not One, dawg.
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[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+@# rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake. Earth Pelican 76+#% rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+20 + !# Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. x4 [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 2 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 4 Toast III Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing II.3 is a stone chicken. Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity) Unpaid Undead employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (zomby) [OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity) [·] ⬤ [H?- Googiddybop] Acerak 10 HP, 2A [OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.) [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. The Hateful Scream Dead/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 40 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder Pumpkin Snails! 15x13 HP Pumpkin!A Have a Carriage! [AG]Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz. Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP (guarding Limo! gleaming!) HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 30/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 82 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Acerak the Eternal. <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Major Wounds. Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds! Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks!
Uh police... nice. I pull out a spray of prionoid type: servomorph* and spray them with the artificial prionoid. Should make a nice plaque that transforms them and similarly weak lifeforms into my slaves.
I eat two eggs on toast.
I eat the empty chimera.
*by getting infected with this prionoid by either ingesting 'Prionoid type:servomorph', breathing 'Prionoid type:servomorph', touching 'Prionoid type:servomorph' or spending time in a 'Prionoid type:servomorph' infested area, you accept eternal servitude to Hunger For Eggs On Toast.
With the sound of someone spontaneously bursting (back) into existence, I spontaneously burst (back) into existence. I stretch backwards, my back popping in more places than seems humanly possible. Of course, are any of us really human? I know I certainly am not. Nay, rather than the brown-robed mage I was in the good old days, my form has changed in many ways. For example, I'm now a quadrupedal insect with a coat, a pipe, a monocle, and a hat. Additionally... well, actually, that's just about it. That's me. Yup.
"Well, then. It's been quite a while since I've been around here, hasn't it? How are you doing, big G? You're looking quite well, I must say. Almost one and a half years and just twelve HP down! Quite an accomplishment, my friend! Well... not really, seeing as how you can manipulate reality and all that jazz. Anyways, whaddya say you and me have a wee scrap, for old times sake?"
(Howdy doo, I'm back I guess.)
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Action 2: I cast a lv 9 ‘flock of familiars’ and proceed to run to a distance no less than a mile. I summon 10 owls and tell them to use the ‘help’ action on 10 other people who are fighting the Godmodder, and use the ‘flyby’ to avoid opportunity attacks. The 10 people gain advantage on their attack rolls for one hour or until I break concentration. :)
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
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ENTITY ACTIONS: I mourn the death of the Bicyclops. Farewell, sweet bicyclic creature.
ACTION 1: So it’s still technically Halloween? Then I get to do HALLOWEEN ATTACKS!
From my pocket I pull a grenade. But it’s no ordinary grenade; tis a pumpkin-shaped grenade! I pitch the pumpkinade at the Empty Chimera’s Leg, which it understandably dodges easily. But it was meant to be dodged. Because…
(CHARGE) The pumpkin grenade flies through the barrel and onto the bullet, and absorbs itself into the Bodhisattva Bullet! The Bodhisattva Bullet begins glowing more intensely…
ACTION 2 (CHARGE): ...and it seems to shine with a brighter sheen, with the bullet and barrel both glowing bright orange. I take out the newly-transmuted orange bullet, and slowly, but surely, another diamond shoots out of the soil and absorbs itself into the bullet! Then, quite unexpectedly, a ghostly orange diamond shoots out onto the ground! Examining it, I realize it’s a ghostly replica of the diamond that was absorbed!
Bodhisattva Bullet: 8/20 + NEW POWER: Ghost (All actions absorbed into the bullet repeat for the action’s original user, at half strength.)
ACTION 3: Now it’s time to actually attack! I pick up another pumpkinade, and again, pitch it at the Empty Chimera’s Leg. As the Empty Chimera prepares to either dodge or impale the pumpkinade on its claws, the pumpkinade explodes in mid-air, and ghostly orange tendrils streak at the Empty Chimera’s Leg, wrap around it, and crack it in two.
I collect rocks.Taking the rocks I create the Anti-Chimera, an entity that is specifically created to hunt and kill Chimeras. I awaken the Anti-Chimera.
All entities attack the empty Chimera.
ACTION 1: I inspect the Rose closer. I sniff it...
ACTION 2: I summon FAWFUL (From the Mario and Luigi games) and instruct him to attack
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
ACTION 3: I cast Delayed Blast Fireball and make it an Extended spell and move it into a hole near the Empty Chimera.
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
I collect rocks.
I personally go to the store and try to purchase a bunch of eggs for some trillion-bazillion robux.
I shoot rocks at the empty chimera.
Oh, uh... I guess I was unclear. the bonus ability/property isn't something you get to choose more specifically then my explanation. its decided externally from you, which is why it gets more power, a tradeoff between control and power. still, You charge! You proceed to cough up blood, and consider the utility of healing up more of your wounds then the least you can get away with and still function.
The Empty Chimera yanks its Leg aside hurriedly, and brings down one arm to steady itself. The hand shines with a white sheen, and the tendrils are doubled in pure black and white like you're wearing some bizarre 3-d glasses. they coil around the slender fingers as it catches itself, before fading away.
You collect 1+5+5+5+5 Rocks, and through these (and other) rocks you create an Anti-Chimera. it is entirely homogeneous. It is of one mass, of one concept, of one shape. It is a perfect sphere. It is One, and not many; so it has only 1 unit of health, albeit a particularly hardy unit. It is of one ability, so it only has one action. it is of one allegiance, so its alignment tag reads '·'. A name is a type of concept, and it is of one concept, so its name is ⬤. And so on. You then attempt to awaken the ⬤, but your ability splashes over it like a bucket of water, then drains away. It is One. to be Awakened is to add a second healthbar. That would be duality. so it remains as it was.
The rose smells like tennis and victory and... something... oregano, maybe? not exactly, but something close to it.
You summon Fawful! he's... not very strong.
You create a delayed blast fireball!
You collect rocks- 1+3+2+2+1 of them! the egg store does not accept robux because they don't play roblocks... or have any computers. You then shoot rocks at the empty chimera! the dark, dripping arm swirls, an inversion of a whirlpool, pulling each rock off-course and sending them thudding to the ground aimlessly around it.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
x4
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Pumpkin Snails! 15x13 HP Pumpkin!A Have a Carriage!
pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . 
- Purity embodied.
The Mask of Hungry Visitation attacks the Empty Chimera, another crescent of red from its scythe. It meets a sanguine claw, the two arcs clashing against each other. So similar, and yet so different. even among the stars lies the abyss, holes that drag down the very world around them. black is the backdrop of the sky. but though upon the smooth sharpness of the four blades there is something similar to the few holes, there is yet naught among it like those pinpricks of light that are stars; In a full world there is abyss, but in the abyss there is none but void. and the scythe is pushed back again.
pelicans + crabs keep gathering rocks (crabs getting 4+4+3+5+2+4+4 f'm.). Always the same old things, isn't it? is this just their life now? nothing ever really changes. The other entities likewise continue their roles.
The UU Employees attack the Empty Chimera. they scratch its slender arm a bit, but are not noted explicitly- it's not enough to advance from Heavily Scarred.
The ⬤ is ⬤. it is one. others are many. of the others one is most. ⬤ has one priority, its purpose. It attacks. and its attack meets the Chimera on another way.
And. .......... it fails.
Although ⬤ is not weak, ⬤ is not stronger there. ⬤ stands on shaky ground, a fledgling newly born. Ordinary attacks are minor in some ways, their effects sliding right off in large part, But ⬤ has not the capacity to challenge the threefold certainty. So instead, born of rock, it returns to rock, and a rock flies at the Chimera, which does not counter as, in tandem, ⬤, and Fawful attack, and rend the Slender Arm from its body. A ripple goes through the battlefield at that, fires seeming whiter and shadows purer for an instant, but though the hand reached up towards impossibility, it did not grasp it. White-black blood streams down from the wound unceasingly, coating the Chimera's smooth-grey flesh with blood that does not clot and streams like water- no, like oil. and the white meets the blackness as water meets oil. They do not mix.
Trump buys himself a limousine. actually, he buys two. no, three. a dozen! he will have the Best limousine, and it will be huuuuuuge. But nobody is building limousines according to the size specs he wants! after a few sleepless nights and not even a second of actual thought, he buys some glue. or, well, the closest thing he can find, which is actually made of honey. But it's very high-quality honey. If you marked the quality of this honey, and compared it to other honey, this honey would be huuuuuuuuuge. it is the best honey. nobody else has even seen honey as good as this. it was probably made by spiders. it's just so huuuuge. he uses the honey as glue to put together all his limousines. and in the end, he has his limousine.
and it is huuuuge.
The Empty Chimera's shadowy arm snaps out at Fawful and spears him through the brain. then it pours over him, and after a few moments, all that is left of Fawful is a pumpkin snail. what?
While I'm busy puzzling over that transformation, The Empty Chimera moves to assail ⬤. The antithesis to what it is, in some ways. Unity in the face of division; rejection in the face of a hole which would always take. Satiety against a boundless hunger. ⬤ is weakest now, for it has not grown. It is an inkling. But the Empty Chimera also knows it is most protected now. the newest always is. it hasn't plucked all the low-hanging fruit, not like the Chimera. and the Chimera knows what it will need to do... Later. First, it lashes out against ⬤, red like the maw of a beast to consume the world railing against the dim grey sphere. ⬤ opposes it. It fought Awakening by simple rejection. To be affected by this is against its nature, it seems to scream at the world. It would be an inaccuracy, it claims, a fundamental inaccuracy, one not explainable away even in principle. But it is new. The world doubts. And though the claws skitter off the stone of the ⬤, Red twines around them and in the air. And the Empty Chimera smiles as though in victory. Odd, considering ⬤ still lives.
(The battlefield listing, specifically for the empty chimera, is incomplete, but the battle's effects Are done.)
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+@* rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake.
Earth Pelican 76+#) rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+24 + ( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1.
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 1 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
4 Toast III
Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing I is a stone chicken. Awakened(0/26 integrity)
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(2/30 integrity)
Unpaid Undead employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (zomby)
[OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity)
[·] ⬤
[H?- Googiddybop] Acerak 10 HP, 2A
[OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.)
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
The Hateful Scream Dead/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 40 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz.
Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 30/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Dragging arm- Lacerated. Claws-
well-maintained. Shadow Tendril- Melty. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 26 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Serious Wounds.
Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
Action 1
I use divine intervention to the gods to destroy the godmodder out of existence
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I create an array of invisible, inaudible and very painful portals to stealthily cut the empty chimera into stripes and retrieve some of its sharper and weaponizeable bodyparts.
I collect rocks.
I shoot the guy that refused to sell me eggs with the rock cannon and loot his store.
ACTION 1: I summon a Goomba Army.
ACTION 2: I summon an army of Koopa Troopas.
ACTION 3: I summon an army of Shy Guys.
All 3 armies attack the empty chimera
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
Lmao I just won with divine intervention XD
Like to see how you dodge this bullet huh
No you failed.
Pretty sure 3 is bad, a god curses you or somesuch.
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness given Soul, could you please exposit your powers to me?
ACTION 1: From my first-aid kit, I take out some Nurofen and throw all of the pills into a cup, then pour in some tea and stir the Nurofen into the tea. I pick up the Nurofen-T cup and take a sip, then all my pain fades away as the Nurofen-T mix works its (pain-relieving) magic, through a combination of the Nurofen’s natural pain-relieving capabilities and tea’s relaxing properties.
ACTION 2: With my pain completely gone, I crack my knuckles and approach the Empty Chimera, fists clenched. The Empty Chimera prepares to block a punch from my fists, but what it doesn’t expect is for me to open my fists and throw a fist-shaped grenade at the Empty Chimera’s readied claws. The claws puncture the fist grenade, and from the fist grenade explodes an actual fist, which smashes into the Empty Chimera’s claws along with my actual fist.
ACTION 3: My fist bleeding from the Empty Chimera’s claws, I raise my leg and execute a roundhouse kick into the Empty Chimera’s claws again.
I collect rock.
I create a trap card out of rock and set it down on the ground. Wait it looks exactly like the ground now.
I oversee my entities.
I collect rocks
I collect rocks
GUESS WHAT... I collect even more rocks
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[A]
First of all, you roll a 3. So even if it would have worked, it doesn't.
Second of all, the Godmodder currently cannot be targeted.
Third of all, the Godmodder can only be harmed by a given type of attack once, and someone already tried to use wish-type methods to destroy him. it didn't take.
The Chimera's claw slices through one of your portals. The chimera instantly notices this, and swings its claws in a wide arc, destroying all of your portals. The often-ignored mouth beneath the hole where most of its head should be smiles, licking its lips.
you collect rocks. specifically 5+5+4+1+2 rocks!
The Guy proceeds to cower in a corner(you expend 5 rocks to scare him off). You obtain six eggs. The guy contacts law enforcement. You are now fighting the police, which are of course pitifully weak, but there are a lot of them. (each police has 0.5 HP, and 0.2 attack, but there are 80 policepeople here, and another 50 are showing up every turn until you fix this. they will be listed here since they only matter to you.)
Garine Guardsmen 0.5x80 HP, 0.2x80 A (+50/turn)
You summon an Army of assorted mario characters (collapsed into 1 for simplicity. if you have specific plans, you may un-collapse them)! 30 HP & 6 attack, in total.
Indeed they failed- albeit not Just because of the roll. I mean, if rolling even a 20 on a d20 let you instantly win the entire game, it would probably be over by now. or by the 20th post, even.
You heal yourself up further, to Major Wounds! The Empty Chimera is indeed entirely off-guard for you to throw a fist-shaped grenade which launches a fist; Claws are lowered to Worn condition!
After the fist, though, the Chimera is on guard, and limbos under your roundhouse kick.
The Darkness Given Soul tries to explain. It can do most things souls could, channeled through darkness- So, magic, teleport,yeet, dead- and a few things a soul can't do without darkness which are harder to explain, but basically whatever it tries to do is affected by its fundamental nature as an extension of the construct of the arrangement that caused the experience of (...this goes on for a while and doesn't seem to go anywhere, until the Darkness given Soul loses track of where it was, and continues:) so because of all that, it can go wonky.
you use two mini-actions to create a Trap rock. And oversee your entities while neglecting to order them.
You collect 5+2+2+3+5+2+3+4+1+4+1+3 = 35 Rocks!
The MoHBfEoT gathers 14 rocks. the Pelicans and crabs also gather rocks, the crabs getting 3+4+2+4+4+3+2= 22 rocks. Employees gather another 8.
The Sphere that is ⬤ seems to hang motionless in place. the air spins around ⬤, grows turbulent. red flickers overlay themselves around ⬤, a spiderweb hanging in the air; yellow lightning crackles among the cracks. Then something Clicks. It is no longer One. It is One, and its name is One with it, but also it is two; it has taken up a duality. The Sphere is no longer the color of mortal stone; it now seems closer to that of a sun that has just begun to set, the brilliant yellow-orange before the clouds turn violet. And there isn't anything special in the centre.
The Empty Chimera snarls at ⬤ . Low hanging fruit and adaptability. Pah; It will fall.
of course, ⬤ hasn't actually Acted yet. It pushes against the dark emptiness of the Shadow Tendril, a warm yellow glow, and the Darkness Given form, soul, and purpose shudders. But
By now, the Shadowy Arm has quieted. it was frothing earlier, but now its formed a replica of a human hand outstretched, twitching every so often. The shadows blanketing the field are still restless, though. For all that has happened, they still demand of the world something. a change. but they fail. It is in their nature, in a way. Eventually, the shadowy arm stops twitching, and slowly, glacially slowly, rises to point forwards. The movement is smooth, and somehow listless. With it, The shadows again rise upwards. Many coalesce into- Something. And that darkness... Well, it doesn't attack ⬤ yet. ⬤ only has 1 health unit, so either it would slide off or kill instantly. but the resulting sphere hangs in the air, grimly. ready to join whatever else comes in the future. (Empty Chimera Shadowy Arm action consumed! Darkness Given Form, Darkness Given Soul, And Darkness With Purpose lose their actions observing the occurrence!)
The assorted mario characters attack, slightly progressing the Chimera's tendril towards its next damage condition! The Chimera pays them back for this by slaughtering them to the last.
Trump puts his tower shield wall on the HUUUUUUUUUUGE limo! Then he polishes the wall (or rather hires someone to polish the wall) until it practically gleams! His tower shield wall is the best tower shield wall, you don't even know. There is not One tower shield wall better then it. not One, dawg.
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[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+@# rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake.
Earth Pelican 76+#% rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+20 + !# Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1.
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 2 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
4 Toast III
Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing II.3 is a stone chicken.
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 45 Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity)
Unpaid Undead employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (zomby)
[OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity)
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[H?- Googiddybop] Acerak 10 HP, 2A
[OG-TheGreatOne] Not-Aegislash 5/20 HP, -10 to incoming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.)
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
The Hateful Scream Dead/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 40 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz.
Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP (guarding Limo! gleaming!)
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 30/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Dragging arm- Lacerated. Claws-
Worn. Shadow Tendril- Melty. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 82 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
Acerak the Eternal.
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
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(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Major Wounds.
Yahooguy(googleguy): Serious Wounds!
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks!
Uh police... nice. I pull out a spray of prionoid type: servomorph* and spray them with the artificial prionoid. Should make a nice plaque that transforms them and similarly weak lifeforms into my slaves.
I eat two eggs on toast.
I eat the empty chimera.
*by getting infected with this prionoid by either ingesting 'Prionoid type:servomorph', breathing 'Prionoid type:servomorph', touching 'Prionoid type:servomorph' or spending time in a 'Prionoid type:servomorph' infested area, you accept eternal servitude to Hunger For Eggs On Toast.
With the sound of someone spontaneously bursting (back) into existence, I spontaneously burst (back) into existence. I stretch backwards, my back popping in more places than seems humanly possible. Of course, are any of us really human? I know I certainly am not. Nay, rather than the brown-robed mage I was in the good old days, my form has changed in many ways. For example, I'm now a quadrupedal insect with a coat, a pipe, a monocle, and a hat. Additionally... well, actually, that's just about it. That's me. Yup.
"Well, then. It's been quite a while since I've been around here, hasn't it? How are you doing, big G? You're looking quite well, I must say. Almost one and a half years and just twelve HP down! Quite an accomplishment, my friend! Well... not really, seeing as how you can manipulate reality and all that jazz. Anyways, whaddya say you and me have a wee scrap, for old times sake?"
(Howdy doo, I'm back I guess.)
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
...
Action 2: I cast a lv 9 ‘flock of familiars’ and proceed to run to a distance no less than a mile. I summon 10 owls and tell them to use the ‘help’ action on 10 other people who are fighting the Godmodder, and use the ‘flyby’ to avoid opportunity attacks. The 10 people gain advantage on their attack rolls for one hour or until I break concentration. :)