I create Anti-Swarm turrets, that deal 2 damage to all the enemies (at most, 50 enemies) near the fort via explosions. They are stationed on the outer wall. If there are more than 50 enemies, they target the enemies will less HP.
OOC: No, I didn't use my action charging, that was last round. So my previous action (the flaming sphere) should go off. And since in normal D&D, ordering the sphere is a move, I'll assume for now I can order it like the others have been doing with their entities.
Presuming that happens, I churg.
Orders: Flaming sphere, flatten the nearest group of enemies.
books, the sidequest didn't update on the main-dop before the most recent one. so there where 2 Sidequest actions by ye between sidequestdops So only one of them happened. (there wasn't a sidequestdop on that main update because I was hoping to give acerak longer to post. nothing came of that i suppose.)
The Shopkeep waves happily at Redrover as he sends a charge in.
15/15 for Chaos Control
Suddenly, high above the sidequest (or main battlefield if wooby decides that you guys need more help there) a portal opens, and a satellite comes out of it. A strange satellite, one with what appears to be a sleeping face. anyone who's looking on would wonder, just what is this strange construct for? Well I'll tell you. This is the Orbital Lazor Satellite. Built for powerful Orbital Lazor Strikes, as the largest player-summoned entity so far, it's sure to be devastating in power.
The Orbital Lazor Satellite has two gimmicks. The first is that it doesn't have a basic attack. That's right, it can't attack normally. Instead, it has a three round charge (as in fires once every three rounds) IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR, which deals MASSIVE damage to a single target. Second is that since it's in space, most entities can't hit it. Only flying entities, players and the Godmodder are capable of targeting the Orbital Lazor Satellite for any reason.
I separate the Bubble Shield Defense system and the Drill's power lines between one Battery. The prioritizes sending Power the the Bubble Shield Defense, and if the Bubble Shield Defense is full then the power goes to the Drill. Otherwise, it stores excess power. I also upgrade the Generator to Tier 2, since I doubt that this little battery setup is more than .5 of an action.
Orders: Try to upgrade the generator instead of sorting Drill materials this turn. We need more power. Lesser Elemental Hoard, roll your wisdom saving throw against Gloom with advantage, cause my Beacon of Hope lasts two turns.
Is there any reason why my stored credit is no longer shown? If not then pls add back. Thx. :)
It was because, as of that post and you winning that auction, you had no stored credit remaining, due to it being drained by winning the auction. But I have added it back.
The mushroomancer pokes his upper body out of the cocoon hes chilling in with the basilisk. *sees all the craziness going on outside* "Gah my zombie buddies!"
He hastily pulls himself back into the cocoon and begins to channel a spell that weaves together more mycelium, in an attempt to repair the cocoon. "Don't worry little wormy, you'll be serving the Godmodder again soon....." *dun dun DUUUNNNNN* (non-diagetic epiphany music)
I'm going to throw up a cone of cold on the mushroom Zambies.
l'll follow this up by trying to take whatever the godmodder is holding. (I mean, OOC, I know what it is, but in-character, I don't.)
I almost missed this post while quoting! but i didn't. The Cone of cold passes through them with no effect! Ice crystals form on the ground around them, litterally through their legs, but the zambies don't seem to notice. or care. in fact, the cone is acting as if it was fired at empty space! weird. you can't steal things from the Godmodder unless he's Really off-guard for some reason! his grip is just too strong.
You REALLY need to nerf the Eishalon. Anything with under 10 attack has 50% chance or more to be completely ineffective against it. Judging from damage ratios in the sidequest, that means that even the slime reaper has a chance to fail its attacks entirely, and barely any chance to deal more then 2 damage.
I'll just be frank. The longer this boss battle goes on the more it seems like it wasn't properly prepared or planned for the number of people involved in the game at this point. ESPECIALLY since you just decided to make things worse by flooding the field with hostile undead.
The shopkeep picks himself off the groud and makes a mental note to find a way to piss on the Godmodder's day when he gets a chance. "Alright I'll amend my statement. Someone who isn't contractually obligated to be doing nothing should probably do something about the eishalon."
"Actually... I may be able to do something"
"Hey Godmodder, catch!"
The Godmodder of course, doesn't catch, and instead smacks the item out of the air with his weapon. Causing his weapon to dissolve because it was a Munchkin Curse card. Lose 1 item. The Godmodder looks at his hands, then back up at the Shopkeep just in time to get flying dropkicked in the face, sending him tumbling backwards. The Shopkeep's eyes is on the memory editor, which the Godmodder hasn't dropped yet. The Shopkeep presses his hands together, and as the Godmodder is about to stand up, a summoning circle appears in the air, and out of it reaches a massive arm, which reaches out and grabs the Godmodder by the head and drags him into the summoning circle. The Godmodder is subjected to unfathomable terrors from beyond the realms of the forgotten terrors. Deep beneath the abysses of the forbidden. And just all around a nasty place. Things even the outer gods would shake in fear of. The Godmodder is pulled through that, but isn't driven insane by it because there's still a hand wrapped around his face so he can't see, and he's too busy screaming about his head being crushed to hear anything. The whole ordeal still affects him physically, warping him beyond recognition so when the summoning circle, still floating in midair, has the arm suddenly pop back out and deposit the still screaming Godmodder, he looks like an eldritch abomination. The Godmodder, however is the Godmodder, and quickly reverts to his natural form. But then he looks at his hands in horror. The memory editor is missing! The shopkeeper looks at him, smiling wryly.
"We thank you for your custom. Have a nice day." then he pops out the battery, and crushes it in his hands, sending the extra charge into the machine. Effects: I don't really care whether this deals damage to the Godmodder or not, I just want to reclaim that sweet, sweet, 3 charge battery.
10.6/15 for Chaos Control
Stored credit: Wooby: 4.1 Books: 0.9
you pick yourself up off the groud and throw the godmodder into things. wait, groud? what's a groud? as it turns out, it's a mathematical generalization of a group. huh. The Godmodder doesn't use weapons (much)! instead, he loses a fingernail. the horror. you then smack him around a lot, but as we just established, you can't steal from him without getting him really off-guard. his grip is too strong, my friend. however, though the Godmodder is nigh invincible... the same cannot be said for the memory editor. it's rather banged up, and the battery seems to be sparking. the battery starts to swell, and the Godmodder throws it away in your general direction. right before it reaches you, it explodes. Rolling 1D30... 21 The shopkeeper's reaction, as piono informed me, would be to contain the explosion and absorb as much of the charge from it as he could. as such, he obtains 1.6 charges from the explosion. 0-10 is nothing, 30 is 3 charges, 20 is 1.5 charges. GODMODDER: Jerk. Look at the pot calling the tree bark black*. *tree bark is greyish sometimes.
As for the Eishalon, it has less functional health then the basilisk. it's meant to be a challenge, but not much of one... though it would probably be going better if people. you know. attacked it. As for the zombies... well, it'll soon be almost as if they're not even there! ; )
Minions continue forth! Hatsune buff deva to un-demoralize it. Meanwhile, I am getting gloomier and gloomier. My robe has been replaced by dark clothes and my wizarding hat is replaced by dark hair going over one eye. "You don't understand me! None of you!" I am now full emo. CHLOUGG.
Edit: o right. Crusher stab the Eishalon. Pow!
You have gained status: One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. your conform-ation meter is now at -2. get it to -10 for a prize! also, your actions will now have 85% effectiveness instead of 70.
the Charges are spreading. The Eishalon slashes MED! The shield bubble redirects the first two hits into the fortress, the next was aiming for it anyway. It, too, passes through the zombies without any effect, resistance or damage. I roll to decide whether the redirected hits count... and they do! apparently! buuuut only at half rate, so a roll of 10 becomes 5. Damage rolls: 14, 18, 12. so, 7 + 9 + 12 = 28 damage! the turrets retaliate for 10 damage and another 10 damage, turning into damage mites... first, 10-14 -4, so no mites, and second... the eishalon rolls a 1. -1 damage mite, and 9 more damage left over. they then roll a 19, so this streak doesn't continue. Lastly, clouded mirror defence, doing eh lets say 12 damage, rolls a 5 (-1 mite, 7 damage remaining) and 18 (ah well.) In summary, 28 damage to the fortress, and 2 damage mites to the Eishalon.
I create Anti-Swarm turrets, that deal 2 damage to all the enemies (at most, 50 enemies) near the fort via explosions. They are stationed on the outer wall. If there are more than 50 enemies, they target the enemies will less HP.
the anti-swarm turrets need power, and have low HP.
The Shopkeep waves happily at Redrover as he sends a charge in.
15/15 for Chaos Control
Suddenly, high above the sidequest (or main battlefield if wooby decides that you guys need more help there) a portal opens, and a satellite comes out of it. A strange satellite, one with what appears to be a sleeping face. anyone who's looking on would wonder, just what is this strange construct for? Well I'll tell you. This is the Orbital Lazor Satellite. Built for powerful Orbital Lazor Strikes, as the largest player-summoned entity so far, it's sure to be devastating in power.
The Orbital Lazor Satellite has two gimmicks. The first is that it doesn't have a basic attack. That's right, it can't attack normally. Instead, it has a three round charge (as in fires once every three rounds) IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR, which deals MASSIVE damage to a single target. Second is that since it's in space, most entities can't hit it. Only flying entities, players and the Godmodder are capable of targeting the Orbital Lazor Satellite for any reason.
0/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit: Redrover: 1 Books: 0.9 Wooby: 0
As informed by discord, Wooby wants it on the main field. Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satelite has been summoned. The Godmodder frowns. This... this might be a problem.... mostly because of how long its name is.
I separate the Bubble Shield Defense system and the Drill's power lines between one Battery. The prioritizes sending Power the the Bubble Shield Defense, and if the Bubble Shield Defense is full then the power goes to the Drill. Otherwise, it stores excess power. I also upgrade the Generator to Tier 2, since I doubt that this little battery setup is more than .5 of an action.
Orders: Try to upgrade the generator instead of sorting Drill materials this turn. We need more power. Lesser Elemental Hoard, roll your wisdom saving throw against Gloom with advantage, cause my Beacon of Hope lasts two turns.
you upgrade the generator to tier 2. it is now 20% more efficient. you also add a battery. Orders given, But the elemental hoard will need to use their action to roll with advantage again.
The mushroomancer pokes his upper body out of the cocoon hes chilling in with the basilisk. *sees all the craziness going on outside* "Gah my zombie buddies!"
He hastily pulls himself back into the cocoon and begins to channel a spell that weaves together more mycelium, in an attempt to repair the cocoon. "Don't worry little wormy, you'll be serving the Godmodder again soon....." *dun dun DUUUNNNNN* (non-diagetic epiphany music)
You grant the Basilisk Mycelium shield 1, again. Also, when you say that, do you mean you want to help the godmodder? if so, maybe you should have... you know... told him? so his eishalon wouldn't do its darndest to stop you?
The mushroom zombies move forth, clawing at the fortress... for 0 damage. huh? The byakhee loudly exhales. it sounds like wheezing. The Shoggoth agrees with the byakhee. The lesser elementals roll to escape gloom! they roll a 78, and succeed! The NO elemental... isn't a scientist. he doesn't know how to upgrade a generator! Instead, he casts Order field. the materials re-arrange themselves into piles. and the piles re-arrange themselves in order of size. and the nearby weapons re-arrange in order of deadliness. that's more then he expected... iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, goldenrod, goldenrod, goldenrod, goldenrod, goldenrod, goldenrod, goldenrod, ruby ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby, shadow crystal, shadow crystal, shadow crystal, The fortress builders then rebuild a bit with 5 iron. +15 HP, +2% completion. Crusher jabs at the Eishalon. rolling, he lands a 4. meaning he just barely scrapes by for 1 damage mite. I'm a bit pressed for time today so I'll skip the doomsaying. The Godmodder is very annoyed at all the damage the Eishalon takes just for acting. and slightly concerned by piono's summon. So first, he grants the Eishalon a +3 to all rolls against Retaliation Damage. this is his action. Then, he uses the Behold my power charge. A twisted cloak appears in the sky, and unfurls to reveal Meta Knight. he proceeds to use his up special and glides. ....and glides. ..........and Gliiiiiiiiides. see his glide lasts forever and can slowly move upwards. so he can fly forever. and attack the space station. The eishalon then moves back to the left.
[GM] Godmodder: 290 /300 HP [AG] Meta Knight 140 HP. Gliding. Foom (invulnerable next round, 10 damage afterwards.) Glide (5 damage) 10% chance to use THE FAN. [A]Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satelite 100% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 2. high up. Wooby's property. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon I - Vessel of grief ??-5 Damage mites. 2/3 energy. left. +3 to rolls against retaliation. [A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon proof.These inquisitions change the DM's mind 100% of the time. more then 100% of the time. all the time [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! GLOOM! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [H] Shoggoth 35 /40 HP unbound! Acid skin! [in fort] [H] Byakhee 11 /30 HP Unbound! minor illusion ability! [H]mushroom zambies 1.1 HP x180 .2A x195 [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 2 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 2 aside from 1 level 8 slot each. [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. [OG] Fortress 232 hp 34% done Clouded mirror defence! 56 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range). warded from scrying (1 round). [OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 1222 12 141 Shield bubble thingy 3.5/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+2.5 per turn!)
OOC: No, I didn't use my action charging, that was last round. So my previous action (the flaming sphere) should go off. And since in normal D&D, ordering the sphere is a move, I'll assume for now I can order it like the others have been doing with their entities.
Presuming that happens, I churg.
Orders: Flaming sphere, flatten the nearest group of enemies.
OK, now I cast flaming sphere
Flame sphere created.
Hatsune sings a song of how totally amalng the deva is. the deva wonders... is it really? The police car, flame sphere,LEGO duck, and deva don't have much to do beyond walk forwards. The armored slime reaper, however, uses Slime Swirl. 12 basic slimes summoned.
you all rush forwards... and skid to a stop. This thing is massive! Hanging on the ceiling is a chest of unknown contents, surrounded by an energy field. In front of you is a giant obstacle course, complete with spike traps, enemies, laser grids, and roombas. You have a choice. the obstacle course, or the highly deadly energy field. As well, near the energy field is the... thing... the Godmodder finished when you first found him. one last spite by him. every few turns, it'll create a new obstacle or entity. The obstacle course will be hard for things like the card, or slime reaper, but relatively easy for the deva and players. also, it's best dealt with by running through it, not destroying it. by contrast, the energy field will simply take a lot of brute force... and a way to deal with the creation, because it'll take a while.
[AG]Obstacle course Pillars x10 trapped path x2 Lava network x1 roomba x938 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 [AG] Godmodder's creation 150 HP 2CP (+2 per turn!) 1/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [A] Energy field 350 HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 55/100 HP 0,0,3. door area. Bleeding from armstump (-1 regen) Flame sphere! [P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,3. door area. [Weird-wooby]Minion Potato police car 15/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY ready! [A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] Armoured slime reaper 45/45 HP 3 AC 8 Attack. Slime swirl in 3! Basic slimes 1 hp x12 1A x12 [A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP, attack-buffing powas. [Hvn] Deva 12/20 HP wondering if it's amalng.
My angst worsens. "Get away from me! You don't understand my pain!" CHLOOGLE. Piono my charges are counting for .85 now instead of .75 because of all the angst. Woo miscounts!
CHLARG.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Well, time for Anti-Swarm Turrets.
I create Anti-Swarm turrets, that deal 2 damage to all the enemies (at most, 50 enemies) near the fort via explosions. They are stationed on the outer wall. If there are more than 50 enemies, they target the enemies will less HP.
So close... Books, if you haven't got something specific in mind for the sidequest would you mind helping polish off the Chaos Control charge?
14/15 for Chaos Control
Stored credit:
Wooby: 5.5
Books: 0.9
I CHURGGG (1 charge to Chaos Control)
OOC: No, I didn't use my action charging, that was last round. So my previous action (the flaming sphere) should go off. And since in normal D&D, ordering the sphere is a move, I'll assume for now I can order it like the others have been doing with their entities.Presuming that happens, I churg.Orders: Flaming sphere, flatten the nearest group of enemies.OK, now I cast flaming sphere
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Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
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DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
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books, the sidequest didn't update on the main-dop before the most recent one.
so there where 2 Sidequest actions by ye between sidequestdops
So only one of them happened.
(there wasn't a sidequestdop on that main update because I was hoping to give acerak longer to post. nothing came of that i suppose.)
notanupdate
The Shopkeep waves happily at Redrover as he sends a charge in.
15/15 for Chaos Control
Suddenly, high above the sidequest (or main battlefield if wooby decides that you guys need more help there) a portal opens, and a satellite comes out of it. A strange satellite, one with what appears to be a sleeping face. anyone who's looking on would wonder, just what is this strange construct for? Well I'll tell you. This is the Orbital Lazor Satellite. Built for powerful Orbital Lazor Strikes, as the largest player-summoned entity so far, it's sure to be devastating in power.
The Orbital Lazor Satellite has two gimmicks. The first is that it doesn't have a basic attack. That's right, it can't attack normally. Instead, it has a three round charge (as in fires once every three rounds) IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR, which deals MASSIVE damage to a single target. Second is that since it's in space, most entities can't hit it. Only flying entities, players and the Godmodder are capable of targeting the Orbital Lazor Satellite for any reason.
0/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit:
Redrover: 1
Books: 0.9
Wooby: 0
CHURG.
IIMMAFUR LEEZUR 1/3nvm lazor charges are for the EORR, not player action. Also, lazzur in main area.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
OOC: someone pls get rid of my gloom. Since I'm too gloomy and depressed, I can't remove it from myself, so pls help :]
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I separate the Bubble Shield Defense system and the Drill's power lines between one Battery. The prioritizes sending Power the the Bubble Shield Defense, and if the Bubble Shield Defense is full then the power goes to the Drill. Otherwise, it stores excess power. I also upgrade the Generator to Tier 2, since I doubt that this little battery setup is more than .5 of an action.
Orders: Try to upgrade the generator instead of sorting Drill materials this turn. We need more power. Lesser Elemental Hoard, roll your wisdom saving throw against Gloom with advantage, cause my Beacon of Hope lasts two turns.
Is there any reason why my stored credit is no longer shown? If not then pls add back. Thx. :)
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Stored credit:
Redrover: 1
Books: 0.9
Wooby: 0.7
Oooh... that's how it works... d'oh!
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The mushroomancer pokes his upper body out of the cocoon hes chilling in with the basilisk. *sees all the craziness going on outside* "Gah my zombie buddies!"
He hastily pulls himself back into the cocoon and begins to channel a spell that weaves together more mycelium, in an attempt to repair the cocoon. "Don't worry little wormy, you'll be serving the Godmodder again soon....." *dun dun DUUUNNNNN* (non-diagetic epiphany music)
The Cone of cold passes through them with no effect! Ice crystals form on the ground around them, litterally through their legs, but the zambies don't seem to notice. or care. in fact, the cone is acting as if it was fired at empty space! weird.
you can't steal things from the Godmodder unless he's Really off-guard for some reason! his grip is just too strong.
The Godmodder doesn't use weapons (much)! instead, he loses a fingernail. the horror. you then smack him around a lot, but as we just established, you can't steal from him without getting him really off-guard. his grip is too strong, my friend. however, though the Godmodder is nigh invincible... the same cannot be said for the memory editor. it's rather banged up, and the battery seems to be sparking. the battery starts to swell, and the Godmodder throws it away in your general direction. right before it reaches you, it explodes.
Rolling 1D30... 21
The shopkeeper's reaction, as piono informed me, would be to contain the explosion and absorb as much of the charge from it as he could. as such, he obtains 1.6 charges from the explosion. 0-10 is nothing, 30 is 3 charges, 20 is 1.5 charges.
GODMODDER: Jerk.
Look at the pot calling the tree bark black*.
*tree bark is greyish sometimes.
As for the Eishalon, it has less functional health then the basilisk. it's meant to be a challenge, but not much of one... though it would probably be going better if people. you know. attacked it.
As for the zombies... well, it'll soon be almost as if they're not even there! ; )
charging!
The Eishalon slashes MED! The shield bubble redirects the first two hits into the fortress, the next was aiming for it anyway. It, too, passes through the zombies without any effect, resistance or damage. I roll to decide whether the redirected hits count... and they do! apparently! buuuut only at half rate, so a roll of 10 becomes 5.
Damage rolls: 14, 18, 12. so, 7 + 9 + 12 = 28 damage! the turrets retaliate for 10 damage and another 10 damage, turning into damage mites... first, 10-14 -4, so no mites, and second... the eishalon rolls a 1. -1 damage mite, and 9 more damage left over. they then roll a 19, so this streak doesn't continue. Lastly, clouded mirror defence, doing eh lets say 12 damage, rolls a 5 (-1 mite, 7 damage remaining) and 18 (ah well.)
In summary, 28 damage to the fortress, and 2 damage mites to the Eishalon.
mostly because of how long its name is.Also, when you say that, do you mean you want to help the godmodder? if so, maybe you should have... you know... told him? so his eishalon wouldn't do its darndest to stop you?
The byakhee loudly exhales. it sounds like wheezing.
The Shoggoth agrees with the byakhee.
The lesser elementals roll to escape gloom! they roll a 78, and succeed!
The NO elemental... isn't a scientist. he doesn't know how to upgrade a generator! Instead, he casts Order field. the materials re-arrange themselves into piles. and the piles re-arrange themselves in order of size. and the nearby weapons re-arrange in order of deadliness. that's more then he expected...
iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, iron, goldenrod, goldenrod, goldenrod, goldenrod, goldenrod, goldenrod, goldenrod, ruby ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby, shadow crystal, shadow crystal, shadow crystal,
The fortress builders then rebuild a bit with 5 iron. +15 HP, +2% completion.
Crusher jabs at the Eishalon. rolling, he lands a 4. meaning he just barely scrapes by for 1 damage mite. I'm a bit pressed for time today so I'll skip the doomsaying.
The Godmodder is very annoyed at all the damage the Eishalon takes just for acting. and slightly concerned by piono's summon.
So first, he grants the Eishalon a +3 to all rolls against Retaliation Damage. this is his action.
Then, he uses the Behold my power charge.
A twisted cloak appears in the sky, and unfurls to reveal Meta Knight. he proceeds to use his up special and glides.
....and glides.
..........and Gliiiiiiiiides.
see his glide lasts forever and can slowly move upwards. so he can fly forever. and attack the space station.
The eishalon then moves back to the left.
[GM] Godmodder: 290 /300 HP
[AG] Meta Knight 140 HP. Gliding. Foom (invulnerable next round, 10 damage afterwards.) Glide (5 damage) 10% chance to use THE FAN.
[A] Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satelite 100% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 2. high up. Wooby's property.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon I - Vessel of grief ??-5 Damage mites. 2/3 energy. left. +3 to rolls against retaliation.
[A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon proof. These inquisitions change the DM's mind 100% of the time. more then 100% of the time. all the time
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! GLOOM! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H] Shoggoth 35 /40 HP unbound! Acid skin! [in fort]
[H] Byakhee 11 /30 HP Unbound! minor illusion ability!
[H]mushroom zambies 1.1 HP x180 .2A x195
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 2 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 2 aside from 1 level 8 slot each.
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff.
[OG] Fortress 232 hp 34% done Clouded mirror defence! 56 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range). warded from scrying (1 round).
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 12 22 12 14 1
Shield bubble thingy 3.5/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+2.5 per turn!)
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. conform-ation -2/ -10
Hatsune sings a song of how totally amalng the deva is. the deva wonders... is it really?
The police car, flame sphere,LEGO duck, and deva don't have much to do beyond walk forwards.
The armored slime reaper, however, uses Slime Swirl. 12 basic slimes summoned.
you all rush forwards... and skid to a stop. This thing is massive!
Hanging on the ceiling is a chest of unknown contents, surrounded by an energy field. In front of you is a giant obstacle course, complete with spike traps, enemies, laser grids, and roombas.
You have a choice. the obstacle course, or the highly deadly energy field.
As well, near the energy field is the... thing... the Godmodder finished when you first found him. one last spite by him. every few turns, it'll create a new obstacle or entity.
The obstacle course will be hard for things like the card, or slime reaper, but relatively easy for the deva and players. also, it's best dealt with by running through it, not destroying it. by contrast, the energy field will simply take a lot of brute force... and a way to deal with the creation, because it'll take a while.
[AG] Godmodder's creation 150 HP 2CP (+2 per turn!) 1/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[A] Energy field 350 HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 55/100 HP 0,0,3. door area. Bleeding from armstump (-1 regen) Flame sphere!
[P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,3. door area.
[Weird-wooby] Minion Potato police car 15/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY ready!
[A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] Armoured slime reaper 45/45 HP 3 AC 8 Attack. Slime swirl in 3! Basic slimes 1 hp x12 1A x12
[A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP, attack-buffing powas.
[Hvn] Deva 12/20 HP wondering if it's amalng.
The store keeper flips the Godmodder the bird and goes back to managing his shop. Which apparently just means lazing about and not doing much.
3.75/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit:
Redrover: 1
Books: 0.9
Wooby: 1.15
I don black makeup and paint my fingernails black. Churjghjg. Crusher attack Eishalon.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The shopkeep gets ready to play a game of solitaire but winds up playing 52 card pickup instead.
5.60/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit:
Wooby: 2
Redrover: 1
Books: 0.9
My angst worsens. "Get away from me! You don't understand my pain!" CHLOOGLE.
Piono my charges are counting for .85 now instead of .75 because of all the angst.Woo miscounts!"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."