Yeah the mushroomancer pokes his head back out and says "GODMODDER I have decided to raise your basilisk back from the dead so it can serve you in it's new, far cooler, mushroomy state. So call off your little freak! It was supposed to be a surprise"
He then just makes a hammock inside of the cocoon and chills out. Maybe summons a zombie to just periodically tend to the cocoon.
My angst worsens. "Get away from me! You don't understand my pain!" CHLOOGLE. Piono my charges are counting for .85 now instead of .75 because of all the angst. Woo miscounts!
You know, if you want people to understand your pain, maybe you should explain it? just a thought. -1 Confirmation.
The eishalon tries to use DESPAIR! but Aeisenberg already did 1 damage mite this round! Eishalon action failed!
KLUJ? so... you grab a kludge? Anyway,you put on Gr8 jewellery. where did you get it from? the nearby necromancer's store. best place you could find. so... you have necromancing equipment. and another -1 to conformation.
Yeah the mushroomancer pokes his head back out and says "GODMODDER I have decided to raise your basilisk back from the dead so it can serve you in it's new, far cooler, mushroomy state. So call off your little freak! It was supposed to be a surprise"
He then just makes a hammock inside of the cocoon and chills out. Maybe summons a zombie to just periodically tend to the cocoon.
The Godmodder frowns... GODMODDER: fine, just sign this non-betrayal contract. I'm not going to let someone amass forces unopposed without a guarantee they won't betray me. You can still betray me... but only if you give me all of your stored up power regardless of the form. You check the contract, and the Godmodder is telling the truth. that is the only requirement on you in the contract, in exchange for being able to ally yourself with him. you summon 15 zombies -1. because of repetition.
Redrovers entitys fail to have orders! the lesser elementals idle, and the NO elemental practices Mana Shaping. which is a useful skill if he ever wants to cast an unstructured spell without a staff. plus, if he gets ungodlyly good, he'll be even better at it then with a staff. ...this is not particularly useful. Crusher 49 stabs the eishalon. it rolls a 2, and takes 1 damage mite! then it rolls a 7, and does not take additional damage mites. Crusher proceeds to doomsay that since the Godmodder can make binding contracts, he can throw papers at us... which means they'll get some of our DNA on them... which is a more unique identifier then signatures... which means... frantic scribbling... HE CAN FORCE US ALL TO JOIN HIM AND REMOVE ALL OUR ENITYS OH NOES WE NEED TO ALL BECOME PHYSICALLY IDENTICAL ROBOTS OR WE DED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The Byakhee wheezes some more. something's really funny to it. in other news, the mushroom zambies gain *100 HP and *50 attack. the shoggoth laughs, before attacking the fortress for 10. the clouded mirror retaliates, though the turrets can't (It's in the fort!), and do 5 damage. The Godmodder grants Meta Knight the power to do triple damage this round in exchange for taking triple damage next round. he also raises their base damage by 5. Meta Knight Glides into the orbital light amplication by zettawave optical reaction satellite, and rolls to FAN. it fails to fan. the Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite takes 60% hp damage (it has lower HP due to being untargetable by some entitys, including several planned shards) The Eishalon slashes MED. the first hit- which would hit the lesser elementals-is redirected by the shield (18 damage to fortress)... which then does not have enough power to block the second hit, which hits the NO elemental (Light wounds inflicted!), nor the third hit (kills the swarm turrets), the next hit hits a turret for... one... damage, and the last hits the fortress for... get this... two damage. The Eishalon then suffers retaliation. 10, 10 and 4. with its +3 to rolls against retaliation, that's 7, 7, and 1, and 1 can't do any damage. so, 7 and 7. it rolls a 20, then a 9. no retaliation today! or suffering of it either! hahah, bradney.
[GM] Godmodder: 290 /300 HP [AG] Meta Knight 140 HP. Gliding. Foom (invulnerable next round, 10 damage afterwards.) Glide (5 damage) 10% chance to use THE FAN. Taking double damage this round! [A]Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 40% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 1. high up. Wooby's property. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon I - Vessel of grief ??-7 Damage mites. 2/3 energy. left. +3 to rolls against retaliation. [A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon proof.These inquisitions change the DM's mind 100% of the time. more then 100% of the time. all the time [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [H] Shoggoth 30 /40 HP unbound! Acid skin! [in fort] [H] Byakhee 11 /30 HP Unbound! minor illusion ability! [H]mushroom zambies 100 HP x180 10A x195 [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 2 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 2 aside from 1 level 8 slot each. [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. lightly wounded! [OG] Fortress 202 hp 32% done Clouded mirror defence! 55 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range). [OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 1222 12 141 Shield bubble thingy 0.8/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
[AG?]basilisk corpse: becoming mushroomy undead in 1d4-1 rounds! Mycelium shield 1 mushroom Zambies -1 .8x15 hp .1x15 A.
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. conform-ation -4/ -10
Now that I have proper backing music (it was IMPORTANT) next I cast a cantrips, Dancing Lights. Can't have a good battle theme go to waste without having appropriate stage lighting! (yes, there is a plan in motion)
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I use summon instrument to summon my kettle drum, hold it overhead like Donkey Kong, and chuck it at the nearest kobold.
Wait, if metaknight's glide allows him to slowly rise, shouldn't it take longer for him to get to something in orbit? Anyways, KLIJK. "I hate everyone!"
Crusher do a stabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.
I assist the General in completing the Rune, especially the time part of it.
Orders: General, set up a rune. This rune is locked in time. Its activation trigger is simple. If Acarin accepts the non-betrayal contract, activate the rune. The rune explodes the basilisk corpse and destroys it. I mean, "locked in time" by the fact that the rune will explode and destroy the basilisk corpse if Acarin signs the agreement. Use your starmetal-goldenrod staff)
Yes, that was my intention. 52 card pickup is when one person flips the cards all over the place, and tells the other person to pick them up. Also wooby, you should probably order your sidequest entities do either do something in the sidequest or head home and do something useful back here.
Now that I have proper backing music (it was IMPORTANT) next I cast a cantrips, Dancing Lights. Can't have a good battle theme go to waste without having appropriate stage lighting! (yes, there is a plan in motion)
you cast dancing lights! I wonder where This is leading to.
Wait, if metaknight's glide allows him to slowly rise, shouldn't it take longer for him to get to something in orbit? Anyways, KLIJK. "I hate everyone!"
Crusher do a stabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.
nah see Piono plays an entire card game over the course of a turn and meta knight can't stop so while piono was playing the card game metta knight kept getting higher. Itsnotactuallypiono'sfaultI'djustfindanotherreasonotherwise. you hate everyone? your parents are shocked, but comfort themselves with the belief that it's Just a phase, which they inform you of.
I cast flame strike on the Eishalon, and follow it up with a quick sending spell to Booksbooks.
"Things are going bad, we need assistance, can you spare anyone from that rift you guys are in? Godmodder, his allies and monsters outnumber us."
Flame strike! you do 15; roll a 12, then 5. 1 damage mite dealt! you also send a message to booksbooks, then suddenly captain technically appears! "Well, technically, The Godmodder only has 3 members of his team- himself,the eishalon and meta knight- while you have the No elemental, Elemental swarm, peasant, station, blink dog, etcetra..."
I assist the General in completing the Rune, especially the time part of it.
Orders: General, set up a rune. This rune is locked in time. Its activation trigger is simple. If Acarin accepts the non-betrayal contract, activate the rune. The rune explodes the basilisk corpse and destroys it. I mean, "locked in time" by the fact that the rune will explode and destroy the basilisk corpse if Acarin signs the agreement. Use your starmetal-goldenrod staff)
You create the rune! the time-lock function is slightly messed up, though, so the basilisk is also frozen for the duration. also, being un-anchored, and stronger then the scrying wards, it'll only last 3 rounds unless reinforced, at which point you'll either need to re-apply it, or the corpse gets blown up anyway.
Yes, that was my intention. 52 card pickup is when one person flips the cards all over the place, and tells the other person to pick them up. Also wooby, you should probably order your sidequest entities do either do something in the sidequest or head home and do something useful back here.
10.15/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit: Wooby: 4.55 Redrover: 1 Books: 0.9
you charge. The Eishalon's attempt to use gloom is, once again, disturbed by Aeisenberg! good on them
chulg. I am almost unable to move under all this angsty stuff. My solution: more angsty stuff!
another chulglg. you proceed to cover yourself in skulls. you can no longer move. at all. but hey, -4 confirmation... which will only remain while you are covered in all this angsty stuff.
I'm feeling too sucky to give any quality flavor text. So CHLUG
13.85/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit: Wooby: 6.25 Redrover: 1 Books: 0.9
you feel sucky? could... could it be? has the Eishalon sneakily afflicted you with gloom?
Literally nobody takes advantage of the extra damage to meta-knight! it's incredible...y weird! The Byakhee casts an illusion. then, shapes appear in front of everyone. these can be found on discord, since they're invisible against this background. The shoggoth is startled by the Byakhee's actions! The lesser elementals don't know what to do! they idle, on alert. The NO elemental does the do that redrova' saysed. The builders use 5 iron, +20 HP, +1.3% done. Crusher Stabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbs the Eishalon, and rolls a 16; no damage. Meta Knight uses Glide. -10% integrity. (he fails to THE FAN) The Godmodder throws a seagull into the Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite's engine. its charge gets stalled, and will need to be repaired. probably by a player. The Eishalon Takes advantage to Med... but the GLOOM earlier failed! the lesser elementals dodge out of the way, and NO elemental gets a small bonus to its roll (-6 to damage: it takes only scratch damage.). the fortress takes 19 damage, reducing completion by 1.2. The Shoggoth takes 12 damage.
[GM] Godmodder: 290 /300 HP [AG] Meta Knight 140 HP. Gliding. Foom (invulnerable next round, 10 damage afterwards.) Glide (5 damage) 10% chance to use THE FAN. Taking double damage this round! [A]Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 30% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 1. high up. Wooby's property. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon I - Vessel of grief ??-8 Damage mites. 2/3 energy. left. +3 to rolls against retaliation. [A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon proof.These inquisitions change the DM's mind 100% of the time. more then 100% of the time. all the time [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [H] Shoggoth 18 /40 HP unbound! Acid skin! [in fort] [H] Byakhee 11 /30 HP Unbound! minor illusion ability! [H]ERRTR? [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 2 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 2 aside from 1 level 8 slot each. [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. lightly wounded + a scratch! [OG] Fortress 203 hp 32.1% done Clouded mirror defence! 55 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range). [OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 1222 12 141 Shield bubble thingy 5.6/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
[AG?]basilisk corpse: becoming mushroomy undead in 1d4-1 rounds! Mycelium shield 1. Time-locked for 3 or till acarin signs contract! explode once unlocked! mushroom Zambies -1 .8x15 hp .1x15 A.
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. conform-ation -8/ -10
Orders: Flaming sphere, go by the "thing" and flatten and incinerate anything that comes out of it. Deva, go assist the main field, please.
I bandage my arm and swig a healing potion in preparation for the obstacle course.
Orders given! you heal 4 hp and counter bleeding. remember, healing is halved here. The Orders of wooby are very vague! The minion potato police car POLICE BRUTALITY's the Obstacle course, taking 10 damage and turning 7 pillars into difficult terrain (rubble)! LEGO LEGO Howard the duck attacks the creation, and breaks 4 roombas, does 8 damage, and deals 2 to the energy field. The armored slime reaper romps the field! its basic slimes all die, but the field is 16 hp worse for wear. Hatsune helps convince the Deva to go to the field. the Deva acquiesces. it will appear in the main game next round. The roombas clean up some of the rubble, making a small wall. the Godmodder's creation grants itself the power Double CP generation (non-repeatable), in exchange for 2 turns worth of CP. the flame sphere is in the way of proper actions anyway.
[AG]Obstacle course small wall x1 Rubble x6 Pillars x3 trapped path x2 Lava network x1 roomba x934 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 [AG] Godmodder's creation 142 HP 0CP (+4 per turn!) 2/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [A] Energy field 332HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,3. door area. Flame sphere! [P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,3. door area. [Weird-wooby]Minion Potato police car 5/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 2! [A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] Armoured slime reaper 45/45 HP 3 AC 8 Attack. Slime swirl in 3! Basic slimes 1 hp x0 1A x0 [A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP, attack-buffing powas. [Hvn] Deva 12/20 HP headed to main field.
Alright, stage is set with music and lights. I attempt to move within 15 feet of the GodModder and cast a level 6 Bard spell, Irresistible Dance, on the GodModder. (hoping to have an advantage on the spell due to altering the surroundings for a dancing atmosphere)
Quick edit, if the spell works, I'll choose to remain concentrating on it for the full minute to try to give the other players time to formulate ideas for attack while the GodModder is stuck dancing and weaving.
"It's not a phase, dad. Jeez. I hate you!" Hatsune buff howard as he shoots the creation. minions hold back and try fixing themselves. see if you have a box of tools in the trunk or something. Slime reaper break energy shield but back out if it gets too hurt. Woosh crusher STTABB Eishalon.
Annoyed, I activate the springs located inside my mess of angsty stuff. I bounce all the way up into orbit and aim myself so that I bounce off of metaknight and land on the orbital laser. I frown and glare at metaknight, allowing him(it, her, them? idk.) to stare into my black, angsty, soul. I then pull out a box of tools and start working on repairing the orbital laser.
Gonna use my bardic skills to begin singing, something fitting for a battle, but a bit somber. Paschendale from Iron Maiden feels fitting.
I use summon instrument to summon my kettle drum, hold it overhead like Donkey Kong, and chuck it at the nearest kobold.
The generator gets upgraded to tier 3, producing more power than ever!
I don angsty jewelry, skulls n stuff. KLUJ.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Yeah, I know wooby, I've been counting them as such.
The shopkeep continues picking up playing cards.
8.30/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit:
Wooby: 3.7
Redrover: 1
Books: 0.9
Yeah the mushroomancer pokes his head back out and says "GODMODDER I have decided to raise your basilisk back from the dead so it can serve you in it's new, far cooler, mushroomy state. So call off your little freak! It was supposed to be a surprise"
He then just makes a hammock inside of the cocoon and chills out. Maybe summons a zombie to just periodically tend to the cocoon.
IDLE WHISTLING
-1 Confirmation.
The eishalon tries to use DESPAIR! but Aeisenberg already did 1 damage mite this round! Eishalon action failed!
so... you have necromancing equipment. and another -1 to conformation.
GODMODDER: fine, just sign this non-betrayal contract. I'm not going to let someone amass forces unopposed without a guarantee they won't betray me. You can still betray me... but only if you give me all of your stored up power regardless of the form.
You check the contract, and the Godmodder is telling the truth. that is the only requirement on you in the contract, in exchange for being able to ally yourself with him.
you summon 15 zombies -1. because of repetition.
Redrovers entitys fail to have orders! the lesser elementals idle, and the NO elemental practices Mana Shaping. which is a useful skill if he ever wants to cast an unstructured spell without a staff. plus, if he gets ungodlyly good, he'll be even better at it then with a staff.
...this is not particularly useful.
Crusher 49 stabs the eishalon. it rolls a 2, and takes 1 damage mite! then it rolls a 7, and does not take additional damage mites. Crusher proceeds to doomsay that since the Godmodder can make binding contracts, he can throw papers at us... which means they'll get some of our DNA on them... which is a more unique identifier then signatures... which means... frantic scribbling... HE CAN FORCE US ALL TO JOIN HIM AND REMOVE ALL OUR ENITYS OH NOES WE NEED TO ALL BECOME PHYSICALLY IDENTICAL ROBOTS OR WE DED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The Byakhee wheezes some more. something's really funny to it. in other news, the mushroom zambies gain *100 HP and *50 attack. the shoggoth laughs, before attacking the fortress for 10. the clouded mirror retaliates, though the turrets can't (It's in the fort!), and do 5 damage.
The Godmodder grants Meta Knight the power to do triple damage this round in exchange for taking triple damage next round. he also raises their base damage by 5.
Meta Knight Glides into the orbital light amplication by zettawave optical reaction satellite, and rolls to FAN. it fails to fan. the Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite takes 60% hp damage (it has lower HP due to being untargetable by some entitys, including several planned shards)
The Eishalon slashes MED. the first hit- which would hit the lesser elementals-is redirected by the shield (18 damage to fortress)... which then does not have enough power to block the second hit, which hits the NO elemental (Light wounds inflicted!), nor the third hit (kills the swarm turrets), the next hit hits a turret for... one... damage, and the last hits the fortress for... get this... two damage.
The Eishalon then suffers retaliation. 10, 10 and 4. with its +3 to rolls against retaliation, that's 7, 7, and 1, and 1 can't do any damage. so, 7 and 7. it rolls a 20, then a 9. no retaliation today! or suffering of it either! hahah, bradney.
[GM] Godmodder: 290 /300 HP
[AG] Meta Knight 140 HP. Gliding. Foom (invulnerable next round, 10 damage afterwards.) Glide (5 damage) 10% chance to use THE FAN. Taking double damage this round!
[A] Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 40% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 1. high up. Wooby's property.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon I - Vessel of grief ??-7 Damage mites. 2/3 energy. left. +3 to rolls against retaliation.
[A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon proof. These inquisitions change the DM's mind 100% of the time. more then 100% of the time. all the time
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H] Shoggoth 30 /40 HP unbound! Acid skin! [in fort]
[H] Byakhee 11 /30 HP Unbound! minor illusion ability!
[H]mushroom zambies 100 HP x180 10A x195
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 2 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 2 aside from 1 level 8 slot each.
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. lightly wounded!
[OG] Fortress 202 hp 32% done Clouded mirror defence! 55 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range).
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 12 22 12 14 1
Shield bubble thingy 0.8/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. conform-ation -4/ -10
Now that I have proper backing music (it was IMPORTANT) next I cast a cantrips, Dancing Lights. Can't have a good battle theme go to waste without having appropriate stage lighting! (yes, there is a plan in motion)
I use summon instrument to summon my kettle drum, hold it overhead like Donkey Kong, and chuck it at the nearest kobold.
Wait, if metaknight's glide allows him to slowly rise, shouldn't it take longer for him to get to something in orbit? Anyways, KLIJK. "I hate everyone!"
Crusher do a stabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I assist the General in completing the Rune, especially the time part of it.
Orders: General, set up a rune. This rune is locked in time. Its activation trigger is simple. If Acarin accepts the non-betrayal contract, activate the rune. The rune explodes the basilisk corpse and destroys it. I mean, "locked in time" by the fact that the rune will explode and destroy the basilisk corpse if Acarin signs the agreement. Use your starmetal-goldenrod staff)
Orders: Flaming sphere, go by the "thing" and flatten and incinerate anything that comes out of it. Deva, go assist the main field, please.
I bandage my arm and swig a healing potion in preparation for the obstacle course.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Yes, that was my intention. 52 card pickup is when one person flips the cards all over the place, and tells the other person to pick them up. Also wooby, you should probably order your sidequest entities do either do something in the sidequest or head home and do something useful back here.
10.15/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit:
Wooby: 4.55
Redrover: 1
Books: 0.9
Klig. Minions blow up anything ag. Even more angsty cosmetics!!!
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The shopkeep finishes picking up the cards.
12/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit:
Wooby: 5.4
Redrover: 1
Books: 0.9
chulg. I am almost unable to move under all this angsty stuff. My solution: more angsty stuff!
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I'm feeling too sucky to give any quality flavor text. So CHLUG
13.85/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit:
Wooby: 6.25
Redrover: 1
Books: 0.9
Itsnotactuallypiono'sfaultI'djustfindanotherreasonotherwise.
you hate everyone? your parents are shocked, but comfort themselves with the belief that it's Just a phase, which they inform you of.
"Well, technically, The Godmodder only has 3 members of his team- himself,the eishalon and meta knight- while you have the No elemental, Elemental swarm, peasant, station, blink dog, etcetra..."
Literally nobody takes advantage of the extra damage to meta-knight! it's incredible...y weird!
The Byakhee casts an illusion. then, shapes appear in front of everyone. these can be found on discord, since they're invisible against this background.
The shoggoth is startled by the Byakhee's actions!
The lesser elementals don't know what to do! they idle, on alert.
The NO elemental does the do that redrova' saysed. The builders use 5 iron, +20 HP, +1.3% done.
Crusher Stabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbs the Eishalon, and rolls a 16; no damage.
Meta Knight uses Glide. -10% integrity. (he fails to THE FAN)
The Godmodder throws a seagull into the Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite's engine. its charge gets stalled, and will need to be repaired. probably by a player.
The Eishalon Takes advantage to Med... but the GLOOM earlier failed! the lesser elementals dodge out of the way, and NO elemental gets a small bonus to its roll (-6 to damage: it takes only scratch damage.). the fortress takes 19 damage, reducing completion by 1.2. The Shoggoth takes 12 damage.
[GM] Godmodder: 290 /300 HP
[AG] Meta Knight 140 HP. Gliding. Foom (invulnerable next round, 10 damage afterwards.) Glide (5 damage) 10% chance to use THE FAN. Taking double damage this round!
[A] Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 30% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 1. high up. Wooby's property.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon I - Vessel of grief ??-8 Damage mites. 2/3 energy. left. +3 to rolls against retaliation.
[A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon proof. These inquisitions change the DM's mind 100% of the time. more then 100% of the time. all the time
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H] Shoggoth 18 /40 HP unbound! Acid skin! [in fort]
[H] Byakhee 11 /30 HP Unbound! minor illusion ability!
[H]ERRTR?
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 2 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 2 aside from 1 level 8 slot each.
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. lightly wounded + a scratch!
[OG] Fortress 203 hp 32.1% done Clouded mirror defence! 55 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range).
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 12 22 12 14 1
Shield bubble thingy 5.6/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
you heal 4 hp and counter bleeding. remember, healing is halved here.
The Orders of wooby are very vague! The minion potato police car POLICE BRUTALITY's the Obstacle course, taking 10 damage and turning 7 pillars into difficult terrain (rubble)! LEGO LEGO Howard the duck attacks the creation, and breaks 4 roombas, does 8 damage, and deals 2 to the energy field.
The armored slime reaper romps the field! its basic slimes all die, but the field is 16 hp worse for wear.
Hatsune helps convince the Deva to go to the field. the Deva acquiesces. it will appear in the main game next round.
The roombas clean up some of the rubble, making a small wall. the Godmodder's creation grants itself the power Double CP generation (non-repeatable), in exchange for 2 turns worth of CP. the flame sphere is in the way of proper actions anyway.
[AG] Obstacle course small wall x1 Rubble x6 Pillars x3 trapped path x2 Lava network x1 roomba x934 demonlings x20 spike pits x5
[AG] Godmodder's creation 142 HP 0CP (+4 per turn!) 2/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[A] Energy field 332HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,3. door area. Flame sphere!
[P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,3. door area.
[Weird-wooby] Minion Potato police car 5/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 2!
[A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] Armoured slime reaper 45/45 HP 3 AC 8 Attack. Slime swirl in 3! Basic slimes 1 hp x0 1A x0
[A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP, attack-buffing powas.
[Hvn] Deva 12/20 HP headed to main field.
Alright, stage is set with music and lights. I attempt to move within 15 feet of the GodModder and cast a level 6 Bard spell, Irresistible Dance, on the GodModder. (hoping to have an advantage on the spell due to altering the surroundings for a dancing atmosphere)
Quick edit, if the spell works, I'll choose to remain concentrating on it for the full minute to try to give the other players time to formulate ideas for attack while the GodModder is stuck dancing and weaving.
I use summon instrument to summon my kettle drum, hold it overhead like Donkey Kong, and chuck it at the nearest kobold.
(I remembered healing was halved but figured some healing is better than none)
Sending to Wooby. "Entities are being very helpful crushing stuff, but minion car is looking bad. Deva should pop out and help soon"
Orders: Flaming sphere, flatten the creation.
I start the obstacle course.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
"It's not a phase, dad. Jeez. I hate you!" Hatsune buff howard as he shoots the creation. minions hold back and try fixing themselves. see if you have a box of tools in the trunk or something. Slime reaper break energy shield but back out if it gets too hurt. Woosh crusher STTABB Eishalon.
Annoyed, I activate the springs located inside my mess of angsty stuff. I bounce all the way up into orbit and aim myself so that I bounce off of metaknight and land on the orbital laser. I frown and glare at metaknight, allowing him(it, her, them? idk.) to stare into my black, angsty, soul. I then pull out a box of tools and start working on repairing the orbital laser.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."