Time for a post mortem of the Orbital lazor satellite. The shopkeeper takes the vial of white light that appears, and puts it into the space under the main desk. A screen flips up and shows the life and times of the orbital LAZOR satellite. It was created in 1995 by the Chaos control center for the purpose of destroying overly chaotic scenes, and then one day, on an ordinary routine orbit of the planet Earth, it floated through a mysterious inter dimensional wormhole, and was co-opted by the Shopkeeper's magical prowess. It was immediately set upon by the Godmodder summoning Meta Knight. Meta Knight proved to be a dangerous foe, and so did the Godmodder, who got a seagull stuck in the inner workings, jamming it for several rounds before the satellite' new master, wooby, came up, kicked the snot out of Meta Knight and repaired the satellite, which proceeded to obliterate the last of the Eishalon's hp with its first, massive attack. It then went back to being attacked by meta knight, who was now the mush. And then it got slapped with regulatory warnings. Turns out, taking lots of damage to your highly dangerous orbital space station negates its ability to meet OSHA compliance. Who knew? Then, right before it could actually be useful again and fire off a second attack... The snowball of climate change hit it. Exploding it in its entirety.
Rounds survived: 12!
The shopkeeper leans back. "Huh, it should've gone off three or four times in the time it was given from the stats it had." ... "Yes, I know the Godmodder is capable of throwing things out of whack like that, but still." ... "Yeah, I guess it's not our problem anyways."
Orders: The Giant Squid will leave the tub its in, due to it being the EBF3 Giant Squid and thus perfectly capable of surviving on land.
Also, I'm modifying the auction some. So that people always get at least some of their money's worth. From now on, when you win an auction, the most you'll have to pay is [charge amount - 1] instead of [charge amount]. I know that's kinda small, but it means you're still getting somewhat of a bargain even if you've got more credit than there is charge in the charge.
I'm not sure it's even possible for that modification to come into play baring someone withdrawing from the auction, or a new charge being significantly smaller then the last one. maybe if you stopped posting for a while...
I unwithdraw from the auction and identify the sphere thing.
The spell reacts... well, strangely. it informs you that "The creature is not under any spell effects and was created by the spell [Prayer]". Ye random buffs rerandomize! Crit chance I and Life drain I (emotional manipulation I is still there, I'm just going to stop listing it since it never changes.)
assuming you intended to give piono a charge, yes. otherwise, it is proper form to say "I start a charge 1/[insert number here]", and to keep track of said charge in your posts afterwards.
The mammoth idles. nothing's offended its sensibilitys as yet. the squid, meanwhile, points out that it's a different type of squid, and exits the tub. congradumalations. Slime reaper swirls. Crusher whacks the giant magnet, 5 damage. The drill activates, and the No genermental sorts the result. Goldenrod ruby goldenrod goldenrod iron goldenrod shadow crystal goldenrod goldenrod. The NO Genermental thinks... Redrover might not like this much, but the materials aren't doing much, and it hasn't a clue what to do with them. should it... should it open them to common use? The Deva ponders what to do... and decides it wants the Enormous squid! it offers its services to piono if he would just be so kind? as a token of goodwill, it gives the Enormous squid a small boost to its max and current health. The giant bar magnet looks around and sees that, to its dismay, the only targets it has are the slime reaper and the fortress! regardless, first the negative half heals 23 HP, then the positive half it does 25 damage to the reaper...s Slime entourage. 5 slimes dead. The Godmodder looks around... and decides to summon some kamikaze support. bomb-om squad summoned.
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP1/1 stored action [AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 99 HP. 20 Attack +5% of health. Linked! Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -99 HP. -20 Attack +5% of health. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 50 HP [AG]Bomb-om Squad 5 HP x6 10 A x6 Suicide attack! +1 member per turn! [A] Mammoth 150/150 HP 20A, Stampede in 2! (unbought) [A] Enormous squid 83/86 HP 10 A git anotha tendril ready! (unbought) Tendrils 10x2 HP 2x2 A [A] Armoured slime reaper 67/130 HP 5 AC 20A. Slime swirl in like 3! Basic slimes 5HP x19 2A x19 (Ablaze: -15 HP per round ) [Hvn] Deva 20/50 HP fairly confused. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon I - Vessel of griefdown and out. [A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, Woobydooby's property. Eishalon(Vessel of grief) proof. Multiply that by the number of times you're tagged in other people's posts [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [OG]Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. [OG] Fortress 213 hp 31.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range). [OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 002.7 power 128 13 151 Shield bubble thingy 25/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+6.8 per turn!)
[AG?]mushroomy undead (lower half of basilisk! 4 turns of improvement! stunned, unstatted.) mushroom Zambies -1 .8x15 hp .1x15 A.
branded one : crit chance I, life drain I, emotional manipulation I , wearing Eishalon mask (4)! has Spherical relic creature thing. Leathco: GLOOM. Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff)
The lava is pouring out more steadilly! 7 damage to books. Howard and the cop car attack as before. Then, Nolegs joins in! 19 demonlings die, and the creation takes 22 damage! hatsune buffs books. In retaliation, the Creation gives the remaining demonling power armor and weapons (-4 CP). it leaves the course for combat. 100 roombas die in the process.
[AG]Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard]Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered[Books] x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x904 spike pits x5 Final trap x3 [AG] Godmodder's creation 67(10 Regen) HP 4 CP (+4 per turn!) 2/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [AG] Power Armor Demon 20 HP 3 AC Thunder spear (13 A) fire nunchucks (6A *3, split among targets) [A] Energy field 310HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 52/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course , electricity proof. [P]Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area. [Weird-wooby]Minion Potato police car 12/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY ready! [Weird-wooby]Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash in 3! [A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
You see a dark red and black light envelop me, stretching all over my skin. As I scream, you smell burnt meat. I rise into the air as the light is absorbed into me, leaving glowing red runes branded into my skin. As I look over you all you see nothing of the man that once was in this creature's eyes, only burning agony, and a lust for blood.
Wooby has transformed into the |H| Branded One
BLOOD... THE BRANDED ONE REQUIRES BLOOD...
All around you Wooby's minions scream and their blood gushes out of their mouth, eyes, ears, and noses, and the blood rushes away. All of Wooby's minions containing blood are sacrificed to the Branded One, and the rest are now |H|
THIS DOG SHALL BE THE FIRST SACRIFICE
The brands on the Branded One's arm reach out and run the blink dog through, draining its blood into the Branded One.
I passwall through the wall of the trap room and continue through the obstacle course.
OOC: Hi GENE, hope you're not too confused. Basically, everybody but me's fighting the godmodder, and I'm going through a sidequest obstacle course thingy to get another thingy the godmodder left in there that might be of use to us.
The shopkeeper shakes his head sadly at the Deva "I'm afraid I'm bound by contract to only give out entities in exchange for player charge. If you can find a substitute for that that can be merged with a proper charge, then you can save up and purchase the entity, but aside from that there's nothing I can do. Well, actually, if you can give me equivalent power of a 2, and a 5, to be expended at a later date, then I can probably work something in using the fine print, but besides that, nothing."
Imma explain the basics of me being the Branded One, JOE can give me stats later. I have only one post per round. Whenever I kill something its blood is absorbed into me and strengthens me, if it is bloodless it just dies. I am constantly burning from my brands and take damage each turn, so I must kill and use life-drain attacks each round to survive. I randomly decide who I attack each round. (flesh and blood/threats take higher priority) I will fill in more later I don't have time right now.
I reach a spot that suits my fancy. Looking back into the distance, I can see most of the of the battlefield. Some red sparks catch my attention. From which, someone could be heard screaming.
" Uhh... I should probably avoid whatever that is."
I take out some of my materials from my bag of holding and lay them out.
" Now, I can get to work. This place is perfect for it! Wherever "this place" is."
I AM SO SICK OF THIS SIDEQUEST DAMMIT! I WANT TO BE ABLE TO POST THREE TIMES A ROUND AGAIN!!!
OK, now that's out...
protection from energy on me, against electricity
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Choooglog. Use credit to buy relic.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Oh, I did? Sorry wooby, it is now fixt.
Anyways, the Shopkeeper deducts 10 points of credit from Wooby's account, and then tosses the relic over to him.
5.55/35 for Dragonfire
Stored credit:
Books: 1.4
Redrover: 1
Aeisenberg: .75
Wooby: 0.3 (withdrawn from auction)
Shop items:
Mammoth: 7 charge
Giant Squid: 7 charge
I unwithdraw from the auction and identify the sphere thing.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Uh... I charge. (is that how you do it?)
Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
OOC: Yep, you did it right
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Welcome to the game GENE! I'm assuming you're churging to me, since that's what everyone's been doing, correct me if I'm wrong.
7.55/35 for Dragonfire
Stored credit:
Books: 1.4
Redrover: 1
GENE: 1
Aeisenberg: .75
Wooby: 0.3 (withdrawn from auction)
Shop items:
Mammoth: 7 charge
Giant Squid: 7 charge
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Well, continuing...
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Ye random buffs rerandomize! Crit chance I and Life drain I (emotional manipulation I is still there, I'm just going to stop listing it since it never changes.)
Crusher whacks the giant magnet, 5 damage.
The drill activates, and the No genermental sorts the result.
Goldenrod ruby goldenrod goldenrod iron goldenrod shadow crystal goldenrod goldenrod.
The NO Genermental thinks... Redrover might not like this much, but the materials aren't doing much, and it hasn't a clue what to do with them. should it... should it open them to common use?
The Deva ponders what to do... and decides it wants the Enormous squid! it offers its services to piono if he would just be so kind? as a token of goodwill, it gives the Enormous squid a small boost to its max and current health.
The giant bar magnet looks around and sees that, to its dismay, the only targets it has are the slime reaper and the fortress! regardless, first the negative half heals 23 HP, then the positive half it does 25 damage to the reaper...s Slime entourage. 5 slimes dead.
The Godmodder looks around... and decides to summon some kamikaze support. bomb-om squad summoned.
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP 1/1 stored action
[AG] Giant Bar Magnet (Pos) 99 HP. 20 Attack +5% of health. Linked!
Giant Bar Magnet (Neg) -99 HP. -20 Attack +5% of health. Linked!Giant bar magnet (neutral, in middle) 50 HP
[AG] Bomb-om Squad 5 HP x6 10 A x6 Suicide attack! +1 member per turn!
[A] Mammoth 150/150 HP 20A, Stampede in 2! (unbought)
[A] Enormous squid 83/86 HP 10 A git anotha tendril ready! (unbought) Tendrils 10x2 HP 2x2 A
[A] Armoured slime reaper 67/130 HP 5 AC 20A. Slime swirl in like 3! Basic slimes 5HP x19 2A x19 (Ablaze: -15 HP per round )
[Hvn] Deva 20/50 HP fairly confused.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon I - Vessel of grief down and out.
[A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, Woobydooby's property. Eishalon(Vessel of grief) proof. Multiply that by the number of times you're tagged in other people's posts
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG] Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff.
[OG] Fortress 213 hp 31.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range).
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 002.7 power 1 28 13 15 1
Shield bubble thingy 25/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+6.8 per turn!)
branded one : crit chance I, life drain I, emotional manipulation I , wearing Eishalon mask (4)! has Spherical relic creature thing.
Leathco: GLOOM.
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff)
The lava is pouring out more steadilly! 7 damage to books.
Howard and the cop car attack as before. Then, Nolegs joins in! 19 demonlings die, and the creation takes 22 damage! hatsune buffs books.
In retaliation, the Creation gives the remaining demonling power armor and weapons (-4 CP). it leaves the course for combat. 100 roombas die in the process.
[AG] Obstacle course Large wall x1 [Howard] Pillars x1 Wall with climbing rope x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered[Books] x1 Lava network x1(guarded, 40 HP) roomba x904 spike pits x5 Final trap x3
[AG] Godmodder's creation 67(10 Regen) HP 4 CP (+4 per turn!) 2/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[AG] Power Armor Demon 20 HP 3 AC Thunder spear (13 A) fire nunchucks (6A *3, split among targets)
[A] Energy field 310HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 52/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course , electricity proof.
[P]
Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area.[Weird-wooby] Minion Potato police car 12/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY ready!
[Weird-wooby] Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash in 3!
[A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
You see a dark red and black light envelop me, stretching all over my skin. As I scream, you smell burnt meat. I rise into the air as the light is absorbed into me, leaving glowing red runes branded into my skin. As I look over you all you see nothing of the man that once was in this creature's eyes, only burning agony, and a lust for blood.
Wooby has transformed into the |H| Branded One
BLOOD... THE BRANDED ONE REQUIRES BLOOD...
All around you Wooby's minions scream and their blood gushes out of their mouth, eyes, ears, and noses, and the blood rushes away. All of Wooby's minions containing blood are sacrificed to the Branded One, and the rest are now |H|
THIS DOG SHALL BE THE FIRST SACRIFICE
The brands on the Branded One's arm reach out and run the blink dog through, draining its blood into the Branded One.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I passwall through the wall of the trap room and continue through the obstacle course.
OOC: Hi GENE, hope you're not too confused. Basically, everybody but me's fighting the godmodder, and I'm going through a sidequest obstacle course thingy to get another thingy the godmodder left in there that might be of use to us.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
The shopkeeper shakes his head sadly at the Deva "I'm afraid I'm bound by contract to only give out entities in exchange for player charge. If you can find a substitute for that that can be merged with a proper charge, then you can save up and purchase the entity, but aside from that there's nothing I can do. Well, actually, if you can give me equivalent power of a 2, and a 5, to be expended at a later date, then I can probably work something in using the fine print, but besides that, nothing."
8.55/35 for Dragonfire
Stored credit:
Books: 1.4
Redrover: 1
GENE: 1
Aeisenberg: .75
Wooby: 0.3 (withdrawn from auction)
Shop items:
Mammoth: 7 charge
Giant Squid: 7 charge
(Thanks for the pointers, and the warm welcome, everybody!)
After taking the time to look around and see what is going on. I head to a place a bit farther away from the chaos in order to prepare something.
Charge for 1/40 (???)
Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
Imma explain the basics of me being the Branded One, JOE can give me stats later. I have only one post per round. Whenever I kill something its blood is absorbed into me and strengthens me, if it is bloodless it just dies. I am constantly burning from my brands and take damage each turn, so I must kill and use life-drain attacks each round to survive. I randomly decide who I attack each round. (flesh and blood/threats take higher priority) I will fill in more later I don't have time right now.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I add a charge to the auction.
Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
The shopkeeper watches wooby go berserk and munches on some popcorn.
10.55/35 for Dragonfire
Stored credit:
GENE: 2
Books: 1.4
Redrover: 1
Aeisenberg: .75
Wooby: 0.3 (withdrawn from auction)
Shop items:
Mammoth: 7 charge
Giant Squid: 7 charge
I'm going to start humming a different tune. How about the Sans fight music from Undertale?
Oh, and another cast of dancing lights.
I use summon instrument to summon my kettle drum, hold it overhead like Donkey Kong, and chuck it at the nearest kobold.
I reach a spot that suits my fancy. Looking back into the distance, I can see most of the of the battlefield. Some red sparks catch my attention. From which, someone could be heard screaming.
" Uhh... I should probably avoid whatever that is."
I take out some of my materials from my bag of holding and lay them out.
" Now, I can get to work. This place is perfect for it! Wherever "this place" is."
Charge for ??? is now 2/40
Yes, I did chose this username to be the punchline of a joke.
With a pop, a hiss, and the noise of a large bullfrog, Acerak, disappointing half brother of Acererak, appears in the non-sidequest area!
"What did I miss, my dudes?"
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1