knock knock who is there? wounds wounds who? ridiculous wounds.
Hmm... I guess these are small ridiculous wounds now that I made a knock knock joke about them. No need to bother.
Sigh I wish I had more personalities. I wish. Do you think that everyone can change? I guess... I turn the ground into wood. This will my greatest figure I make yet. I then summon a carving ultra-great-sword.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast coughs out a mysterious card, drenched with blood. On it you can see 2 words it starts with N and ends with u. NO U The Godmodder slams himself with his warframe weapon instead. A stack of wounds disappears and appears on the Godmodder. Then Hunger For Eggs On Toast explains reality the meaning of the word flex: [TOP DEFINITION] Flex Showing offyour valuables in a non-humble way
Man1: *drops wallet* shiiiit looks like my 2 bands fell out of my wallet Man2: don't be flexing on me like that n***a
Hunger For Eggs On Toast argues that showing off cosmetic items is flexing and thus should combine with the tape to become flex tape. Oh well...
get rocks
Luckily, the Godmodder cleared away all the radiation ages ago, making it impossible for warframe weaponry to harm allies! Some of your wounds disappear. You have gained Flexing Tape. it would appear to be the bootleg Chinese version of flex tape, freshly imported from Nicaragua. Personally, I wouldn't trust anything you used it on, but hey, whatever you want. you get (4+2+3+1+5) 15 Rocks.
A small puddle of unknown liquid starts to gather on the ground and it uses the three action of its to form other small puddles around it to act as slippery slidey areas of slipperiness
A Puddle of unknown liquid creates 3 small slippery puddles. Each will have a chance to slip other entities, interrupting, negating, or otherwise negatively affecting their attacks.
Reacting quickly, I do the only thing I can think of that could possibly work- Control Winds, creating a strong Updraft that pushes up everything around me- including, of course, me. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT
Clearly panicking, I cast the next spell on my mind: Incendiary Cloud- focused once again on the Circus Ball. Problem is, of course, I'm headed straight for it. WHY AM I SO DUMB AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Panicking once again, I cast Dimension Door, saying "Place me next to the Shopkeeper!" I disappear in a teleportation, leaving a certain death trap- a gust of wind that pushes objects into a cloud of flame. Glad I didn't end up there....
A wave of fire crashes into the circus ball, doing 65 damage. The ball continues downwards, but its momentum is lost. it's... dead. is... is that it? Is it over?
Eishalonturn: The Mask of Hesitation is... conflicted. Specifically, more then half of it agrees with Hunger for Eggs on Toast. but... what has it been doing its entire life? has it been living a lie?
[1 turn spent looking into the past yet again (Almost read the entire past!)]
I complete the link into the Astral Plane. If someone was to look at the statue right now, they'd see the eyes of it are glowing a bright blue- a clear sign that my spirit is on another plane. Now looking through the portal, I decide to step through it. I'm in the Astral Plane. Not wanting to get too far away from my link (If it's severed I'll be ejected back out but I can't take the chicken with me), I pull it gently behind me, dragging it along until I get to the ancient battlefield.
I decide to cast a simple spell- Prestidigitation. I create a harmless sensory effect, of a chicken call. Maybe I can lure it to me...
Astral Plane Chicken: 56/20. Somewhere wandering the Astral Plane. To Summon it I must A) Find the resting place of the chicken (Takes unknown amount of time) and B) Gain enough energy to bring the Chicken out of the Astral Plane (which, of course, happens at 20/20).
Loyal Kobold Band:0/? A group of twelve Kobold Bards who I befriended, who travel the world together as a marching band.
(Actions purely towards solving a chargepuzzle go into the charge too, so you're at 6/20.) You create a chicken call... either the chicken's too far away, or something was off about the call, because even several minutes later, it hasn't showed up. hm... You also gain Historianism III.
Gawddangit! shouldn't of left the Globalobolab alone. Looks like I'll have to stop it!
"Oi! Don't think I've forgotten about you, you book-reading mutant!" Aiming at the Blaubuhblub, I cast Telekinesis!, In an attempt to pull it towards me. I also swing one of my maces around as it (maybe) is pulled towards me, to hit it in the face.
Also, I can't figure out how to post the image, but here's my proof of beating Waluigi's requirements!
The Globglogab lurches, before they start to fly away from you using Fuel. It takes 20 fuel, but the Globglogabgalab escapes your reach successfully. Wait, no, you targetted the Blaubuhblub. The Impact manages to kill them! WAAAAAA, WAANDERFUL, WAAAANDERFUL. WAAAAL, WITHOUT FURTHER WAAAADO, LET US BEGIN! Orange Luigi quickly finds himself back on Waluigi's tennis court. in the middle of the court, a table. Orange Luigi and Waluigi sit down across from each other, and draw their starting cards... 1D20: 19 Ooh, good hand! You've got a birdie, a golf ball, two get-out-of-jail free cards, and a scoop 'n toss thrower! Waluigi's D20: ??+1 Is Waluigi boosting his luck somehow?WAAAAT? IS PINK LUIGI ACCUSING WALUIGI OF CHEATING? WALUIGI WOULD NEVER CHEAT, AND WALUIGI TAKES THIS WOEFUL ATTACK ON WALUIGIS HONOUR AS AN INSULT! so what's the +1? WALUIGI IS A WANDERFUL MASTER OF PARADOX-BILLIARDS-VOSTROYAN-PONG-ROULETTE-FOURTH DIMENSIONAL-HYPERCUBE-CHESS-THUMB WAR-MONOPOLY-TENNIS! WALUIGIS AMAZING SKILL IS ALLOW HIM TO MAKE GOODER USE OF HIS CARDS! ...mhm. Well, anyway, what's your move? WALUIGI SAYS ORANGE LUIGI SHOULD GO FIRST! WA-HA-HA! well, I suppose it's your move, Garfield. what do you do?
<This is now officially Sidequest. Anyone can join( as long as they meet waluigi's standards), and sidequests update somewhat-independently from main-updates. Hopefully more often, but sometimes not.>
knock knock who is there? wounds wounds who? ridiculous wounds.
Hmm... I guess these are small ridiculous wounds now that I made a knock knock joke about them. No need to bother.
Sigh I wish I had more personalities. I wish. Do you think that everyone can change? I guess... I turn the ground into wood. This will my greatest figure I make yet. I then summon a carving ultra-great-sword.
you convert your remaining wounds into ridiculous wounds. you now have a finger sewn to your elbow, two extra livers, and half a kidney for a hat. yay? You then procure a notable quantity of wood... AoE something-to-wood conversion seems to have lowered, though, and the zone you create wood in shrinks compared to the past.
The Terror Pants and Flying Spageti Monster and Cosmic Monolith all enter Stasis; since their owner isn't giving them orders or posting, they don't exist for now. The Mask of Hesitation struggles mentally against itself... It doesn't know what to do. The Pelicans idle! because they have no orders! The Globglogabgalab drips some fuel over HfEoT's newly created wood, before setting it on fire! the fumes make HfEoT even hungrier, too! The Circus ball smoulders... It's dead, right? it's not moving... The Godmodder Warferin Slidns over to the circus ball and whacks it real hard. With a pop, the ball explodes, spewing clowns everywhere... Some of the clowns seem to be mute, and they cluster into a small group. Miming Mob summoned! then, the Godmodder waves at them, and the remaining Clowns all group together, preparing for combat. Then, they remember they can fly, and rise into the air as one, honking clown horn things and so on. Hoard of Clowns summoned! Waluigi keeps cooking while they wait for 'Orange Luigi' to make a move in their game.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 59.5%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 3s 0.2L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, rock suit. on HfEoT's head. Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. [OG?-Gnich] Puddles of Fluid 10 hp x3 [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Globglogabgalab 82/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 95 fuel. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub! Blaubuhblub DEAD HP, ablative coating, lives within the Globglogabgalab. [AG] Circus Ball: Destroyed. Miming Mob 30/40 HP Hoard of Clowns 70/90 HP (Flying!) [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng. 3/3 Smile More
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 30 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. hungry. not-wood. has Flexing Tape. Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: in combat stance, light wounds! Large Voidshard. SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism III!
Ooh, good hand! You've got a birdie, a golf ball, two get-out-of-jail free cards, and a scoop 'n toss thrower!
Well, I definitely know what these are for! Definitely!
I decide to play the Golf-ball and the birdie! By playing them, I gain 5 points for the Birdie, and get my golf-ball back. "Your move, Waluigi!"
I then decide to turn the two actions I'm not using while playing this game into charges. Sorry guys, I can't help the battlefield while playing Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis!
This sidequest is a sidequest-actions-per-sideupdate one, instead of 3 per maindop one, so I'm not sure how turning them into charges should work. That said, I will be updating very quickly(specifically, I started this dop as soon as I saw your post and did not stop at any point.)! oh, and as for what these cards do and whatnot... the game here is entirely composed of shenanigans, nonsense, half-baked connections, etc. with that birdie there, I'd say you're off to a good start. You play the Birdie and Golf-ball!.. I don't follow your logic. WOW, YOU REALLY ARE AWFUL. LOOK, LUIGI DOES KNOW WHAT GOLF IS, RIGHT? well, yeah? A BIRDIE IS A SCORE ONE UNDER PAR. oh, well then. Clever.WALUIGI SEES PINK LUIGI IS OUT OF PRACTICE! THAT WAS A CLASSIC MOVE. Regardless, it works. You gain five points, and maintain access to the golf ball! WALUIGI TIME! WALUIGI PLAYS NET AND PADDLE! JUST TRY AND GET ANOTHER BALL PAST ME, ORANGE LUIGI. JUST TRY! WALUIGI ALSO PLAYS A SPELL/TRAP FACEDOWN.
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None.
Waluigi PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. ~Cards: ??? x3 Discarded: none. Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it. Face-down card.
ORANGE LUIGarfield the Tabaxi. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 5. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. ~Cards: Golf ball, Get out of Jail free card, Get out of Jail free card, Scoop 'n toss thrower. Discarded: Birdie. Other: none.
I sure hope Srovy comes back. Hmm wood working... I put on a VR set on one of my heads and let the head learn woodworking in VR. It is all about the skills, not about the results. A small virus, too small to see it, enters the pores of the Godmodder. The virus replicates out of godmodding cells, becoming a godmodding sickness. In case I fail to eat the godmodder, a certain item out of a story appears. It produces sweet porridge ad infinitum without the need for ingredients.
H-how dare you destroy our wood? I call the police.
After calling the police I attempt to eat the godmodder because I am growing more hungry from the fumes.
I gather rocks
You call the police! ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... click. the police didn't pick up! Then you head over to the Godmodder and try to eat him. Right before you reach him, he turns around and opens his mouth wide! In fact, he opens it exactly as wide as you did! Now neither of you can eat one another,because you can't fit an object inside itself! drat! Foiled again! You also gather rocks! (5+2+3+1+2) 13 Rocks gained!
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I stare at the oncoming clowns with an intense fear in my eyes. "I'm going to die." Now under the influence of Frightened, I find myself unable to approach it. My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy... ...Mom's Spaghetti.
My face changes from an expression of pure terror to a cold, calculating smile. I'm nervous, but on the surface I look calm and ready. I raise my hand and cast Fireball-
But the words won't come out, I'm choking now, everybody's joking now, the clocks run out, times up, over. Blaow.
[1 action wasted due to being terrified- Yes I know that's a bad move but screw that it's called a role playing game for a reason, characters need weaknesses. Mine is clowns.]
You successfully waste an action being terrified! Seeing how terrified you are, the Clowns decide to come over to you and cheer you up! Hooraaayayyyyyy.;...../.
I sure hope Srovy comes back. Hmm wood working... I put on a VR set on one of my heads and let the head learn woodworking in VR. It is all about the skills, not about the results. A small virus, too small to see it, enters the pores of the Godmodder. The virus replicates out of godmodding cells, becoming a godmodding sickness. In case I fail to eat the godmodder, a certain item out of a story appears. It produces sweet porridge ad infinitum without the need for ingredients.
You gain more skill in woodworking! Are you aiming for Woodworking 100? The virus enters the Godmodding cells... but it finds the Godmodders body already contains Godmodding sicknesses! Hundreds of them! thousands of types, even! The virus does its best, but there's no free energy in the equilibrium, and it fails. Then, you create a bowl or something which creates infinite porridge or something. ok?
The Mask of Hesitation is becoming more and more HfEoT-y... Its moveset begins to change. Specifically, it gains the ability to eat eggs on toast. Or other things. it can eat other things too.
Standing in the Astral Plane, I see no sign of any chicken anywhere. So I decide to go looking for it again. I cast Commune with Nature. Combined with the history that I know of the battlefield, I attempt to gain knowledge of the three following facts:
1) What is the current location of the Chicken?
2) Are there any other creatures in the area that I can sense?
3) What is the nearest structure to the Chicken?
The Statue that I am in still glows with its unfamiliar energy, but it hasn't seemed to have gotten stronger. Maybe that's because I'm already in the Astral Plane...
Astral Plane Chicken: 7/20. Somewhere wandering the Astral Plane. To Summon it I must A) Find the resting place of the chicken (Takes unknown amount of time) and B) Gain enough energy to bring the Chicken out of the Astral Plane (which, of course, happens at 20/20).
Loyal Kobold Band:0/? A group of twelve Kobold Bards who I befriended, who travel the world together as a marching band.
You commune with nature... The current location of the chicken is the place you end up in if you go forwards 50 meters and then backwards 25 meters, and then backwards another 25... hey, that's where you are! these are strange directions. There aren't any living creatures, near as the spell can tell. The nearest structure to the chicken is 'a pile of rubble and bricks', which you don't see in the area of your current position... weird.
Seeing these clowns has awakened a new fear inside me, and I'm currently unable to speak out of sheer terror. But I can whisper.
The two groups, Miming mob and Hoard of Clowns, are both terrifying, but to me the Hoard of Clowns seems the bigger threat. So It is to them that I raise my hand. I whisper the spell for Delayed Blast Fireball, placing it onto the Void-shard. I then throw it directly into the hoard of clowns and release the blast.
I pick up a rock and prepare to do the same thing again, looking directly at the clowns with now what seems to be a intense fury.
You cast the spell... er... the spell doesn't sound like it can target objects? whatever. You throw the Voidshard at the clowns! It tears through their ranks, and the clowns it hits fall to the ground. As you activate the spell, you think you see a glint of orange on the voidshard for a moment, but then its gone, and the spell... doesn't seem to have done much. However, 20 HP of clowns lose flight, and 30 die outright. You then pick up a rock in preparation of repeating the process. ((Unrelated to this post, but can you make sure Garfield is aware that sidequests have their own schedule? Like, they can post again in PBVPR4DHCTwMT as soon as I've responded to their posts, its disconnected from the main update-schedule. they might already know, but it's probably best to be sure.))
I stand up and look around. Promptly, I cast Antipathy/Sympathy, to attract the chicken. At the same time I charge up. (My next plans rely on how effective my Commune with Nature was so I'll wait for a reply)
Astral Plane Chicken: 7/20. Somewhere wandering the Astral Plane. To Summon it I must A) Find the resting place of the chicken (Takes unknown amount of time) and B) Gain enough energy to bring the Chicken out of the Astral Plane (which, of course, happens at 20/20).
Loyal Kobold Band:0/? A group of twelve Kobold Bards who I befriended, who travel the world together as a marching band.
2 current charges
Assuming Sympathy is supposed to be one of your actions: Astral Plane Chicken should be 8/20. As for effects... You don't see anything happening. hm. also, charge stored.
the Mask of Hesitation eats the floor. Yum...? the pelicans idle. The Globglogabgalab walks over to the Mask of Hesitation and pats it on the shoulder. Then it expends 30 Shwibbleglibberkind. The Mask of Hesitation starts uncontrollably floating up into the air, oh no! This also drags Hunger for Eggs on Toast into the air, oh no! but like, indirectly, so HfEoT is still affected by gravity. The Miming Mob starts to head towards the pelicans to attack them before they end up too far, but they slip on a puddle of fluid! oof. The Hoard of Clowns approach ADrunkenDwarf and start crowding around them, trying to cheer them up! How Thoughtful! Waluigi is staring intently at the board of PBVPR4DHCTwMT. Yes, this is mixing metaphors and reality and logic. WALUIGI DOESN'T CARE ABOUT LUIGIS SILLY LOGIC. mhk. The Godmodder sees the battle is rather well in hand, so he starts another charge. 1/5 for Round Additionally, he Warfriam siddles right past the puddles of fluid and somehow hits them to death despite them being, well, puddles. Logic is the domain of the weak!
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[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungresitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) Levitating into the aiir uncontrolablyyyy 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, like 65 or smth%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 0.4L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, rock suit. on HfEoT's head. Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. [OG?-Gnich] Puddles of Fluid: Dead. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Globglogabgalab 52/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 95 fuel. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub! [AG] Miming Mob 30/40 HP Hoard of Clowns 40/90 HP (half are Flying!) [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng. 3/3 Smile More
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 43 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. hungry. not-wood. has Flexing Tape. Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: in combat stance, light wounds! Large Voidshard. SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism III!
Allrighty, It's my go again! I'm gonna start my turn by rolling 2d6!
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Alright, 3. I land on Bank Avenue (Because I couldn't find a picture of the super mario version) and decide to buy it using $60 in monopoly cash.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 5. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. ~Cards: Golf ball, Get out of Jail free card, Get out of Jail free card, Scoop 'n toss thrower. Discarded: Birdie. Other: none.
Monopoly money: 1,440 dollars. Owns Bank avenue.
((It's fine, I just wasn't sure if you knew or not) You own buy bank avenue! Due to the initiation of the Monopoly section, Waluigi is forced to roll! (2d6: 5+6 :11) (for monopoly purposes, this is the board to use- it fits what you've said, and i found it on the internet, which is good enough for me!) WAAAAA! WALUIGI BUYS ST CHARLS PLACE! WHAT DOES LUIGI THINK OF THAT, HUH? Waluigi also has the rest of his turns to get through! WALUIGI PLAYS 'Cheren'! WALUIGI DRAWS 3 CARDS! NOW WALUIGI PLAYS NIDORAN (FEMALE) AND BLUE MEDICINE! NOW, LET WALUIGI EDUCATE LUIGI AND LUIGI. MOST LIFE-GAIN CARDS SPECIFY INCREASING YOUR OWN LIFE POINTS. HOWEVER, BLUE MEDICINE SAYS ONLY 'GAIN 400 LIFE POINTS'. AS SUCH, WALUIGI GAINS THESE POINTS, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE WALUIGIS LIFE POINTS, YOU SEE. BY GIVING 370 LIFE POINTS TO NIDORAN, THEY ARE NOW NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE TO ENEMY POKERMONS. BUT WALUIGI HAS PLANS, MY NOT-FRIENDS! PLANS WITHIN PLANS... AH, AND THE LAST 30 LIFE POINTS GO TO 'LIFE' POINTS, RAISING IT TO 50, HA-HA! Ahem. So, Waluigi did all that. Your move... and drawing cards doesn't happen 'naturally' after the first time, to be clear. You'll need to find ways around that if you Do want new cards.
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly.
Waluigi PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Money: 1360W ~Cards: ??? x3 Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it. Face-down card. Charles avenue (140) Active Pokemon: Nidoran (female), +370 life points. no energy cards or abilities.
ORANGGarfield the Tabaxi. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 5. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Money: 1,440M ~Cards: Golf ball, Get out of Jail free card, Get out of Jail free card, Scoop 'n toss thrower. Discarded: Birdie. Other: Bank Avenue (60)
Time to take the big gulp. I swallow the whole bowl creating porridge plus the rock porridge and grow too heavy to lift. Hopefully we don't get too fat.
To counteract getting fat I do some pushups with rocks as weights.
This of course grants infinite power from the infinite porridge and rock hard muscles form the rock porridge. I punch the earth to shatter it so that rocks can be picked more efficiently.
Oh I still got serious wounds... maybe.
knock knock
who is there?
wounds
wounds who?
ridiculous wounds.
Hmm... I guess these are small ridiculous wounds now that I made a knock knock joke about them. No need to bother.
Sigh I wish I had more personalities. I wish.
Do you think that everyone can change?
I guess... I turn the ground into wood. This will my greatest figure I make yet.
I then summon a carving ultra-great-sword.
Luckily, the Godmodder cleared away all the radiation ages ago, making it impossible for warframe weaponry to harm allies! Some of your wounds disappear.
You have gained Flexing Tape. it would appear to be the bootleg Chinese version of flex tape, freshly imported from Nicaragua. Personally, I wouldn't trust anything you used it on, but hey, whatever you want.
you get (4+2+3+1+5) 15 Rocks.
A Puddle of unknown liquid creates 3 small slippery puddles. Each will have a chance to slip other entities, interrupting, negating, or otherwise negatively affecting their attacks.
A wave of fire crashes into the circus ball, doing 65 damage. The ball continues downwards, but its momentum is lost. it's... dead. is... is that it? Is it over?
Eishalonturn: The Mask of Hesitation is... conflicted. Specifically, more then half of it agrees with Hunger for Eggs on Toast. but... what has it been doing its entire life? has it been living a lie?
(Actions purely towards solving a chargepuzzle go into the charge too, so you're at 6/20.)
You create a chicken call... either the chicken's too far away, or something was off about the call, because even several minutes later, it hasn't showed up. hm...
You also gain Historianism III.
The Globglogab lurches, before they start to fly away from you using Fuel. It takes 20 fuel, but the Globglogabgalab escapes your reach successfully. Wait, no, you targetted the Blaubuhblub. The Impact manages to kill them!WAAAAAA, WAANDERFUL, WAAAANDERFUL. WAAAAL, WITHOUT FURTHER WAAAADO, LET US BEGIN!
Orange Luigi quickly finds himself back on Waluigi's tennis court. in the middle of the court, a table. Orange Luigi and Waluigi sit down across from each other, and draw their starting cards...
1D20: 19
Ooh, good hand! You've got a birdie, a golf ball, two get-out-of-jail free cards, and a scoop 'n toss thrower!
Waluigi's D20: ??+1
Is Waluigi boosting his luck somehow?WAAAAT? IS PINK LUIGI ACCUSING WALUIGI OF CHEATING? WALUIGI WOULD NEVER CHEAT, AND WALUIGI TAKES THIS WOEFUL ATTACK ON WALUIGIS HONOUR AS AN INSULT! so what's the +1? WALUIGI IS A WANDERFUL MASTER OF PARADOX-BILLIARDS-VOSTROYAN-PONG-ROULETTE-FOURTH DIMENSIONAL-HYPERCUBE-CHESS-THUMB WAR-MONOPOLY-TENNIS! WALUIGIS AMAZING SKILL IS ALLOW HIM TO MAKE GOODER USE OF HIS CARDS!
...mhm. Well, anyway, what's your move? WALUIGI SAYS ORANGE LUIGI SHOULD GO FIRST! WA-HA-HA!
well, I suppose it's your move, Garfield. what do you do?
<This is now officially Sidequest. Anyone can join( as long as they meet waluigi's standards), and sidequests update somewhat-independently from main-updates. Hopefully more often, but sometimes not.>
you convert your remaining wounds into ridiculous wounds. you now have a finger sewn to your elbow, two extra livers, and half a kidney for a hat. yay?
You then procure a notable quantity of wood... AoE something-to-wood conversion seems to have lowered, though, and the zone you create wood in shrinks compared to the past.
The Terror Pants and Flying Spageti Monster and Cosmic Monolith all enter Stasis; since their owner isn't giving them orders or posting, they don't exist for now.
The Mask of Hesitation struggles mentally against itself... It doesn't know what to do.
The Pelicans idle! because they have no orders!
The Globglogabgalab drips some fuel over HfEoT's newly created wood, before setting it on fire! the fumes make HfEoT even hungrier, too!
The Circus ball smoulders... It's dead, right? it's not moving...
The Godmodder Warferin Slidns over to the circus ball and whacks it real hard. With a pop, the ball explodes, spewing clowns everywhere...
Some of the clowns seem to be mute, and they cluster into a small group.
Miming Mob summoned!
then, the Godmodder waves at them, and the remaining Clowns all group together, preparing for combat. Then, they remember they can fly, and rise into the air as one, honking clown horn things and so on.
Hoard of Clowns summoned!
Waluigi keeps cooking while they wait for 'Orange Luigi' to make a move in their game.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).).[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air.
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, rock suit. on HfEoT's head.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head.
[OG?-Gnich] Puddles of Fluid 10 hp x3
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder[AG] Globglogabgalab 82/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 95 fuel. is The
Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub!Blaubuhblub DEAD HP, ablative coating, lives within the Globglogabgalab.
[AG] Circus Ball: Destroyed.
Miming Mob 30/40 HP
Hoard of Clowns 70/90 HP (Flying!)
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng. 3/3 Smile More
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 30 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. hungry. not-wood. has Flexing Tape.
rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: in combat stance, light wounds! Large Voidshard.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism III!
H-how dare you destroy our wood?
I call the police.
After calling the police I attempt to eat the godmodder because I am growing more hungry from the fumes.
I gather rocks
This sidequest is a sidequest-actions-per-sideupdate one, instead of 3 per maindop one, so I'm not sure how turning them into charges should work. That said, I will be updating very quickly(specifically, I started this dop as soon as I saw your post and did not stop at any point.)! oh, and as for what these cards do and whatnot... the game here is entirely composed of shenanigans, nonsense, half-baked connections, etc. with that birdie there, I'd say you're off to a good start.
You play the Birdie and Golf-ball!.. I don't follow your logic.
WOW, YOU REALLY ARE AWFUL. LOOK, LUIGI DOES KNOW WHAT GOLF IS, RIGHT? well, yeah? A BIRDIE IS A SCORE ONE UNDER PAR. oh, well then. Clever. WALUIGI SEES PINK LUIGI IS OUT OF PRACTICE! THAT WAS A CLASSIC MOVE. Regardless, it works. You gain five points, and maintain access to the golf ball!
WALUIGI TIME! WALUIGI PLAYS NET AND PADDLE! JUST TRY AND GET ANOTHER BALL PAST ME, ORANGE LUIGI. JUST TRY! WALUIGI ALSO PLAYS A SPELL/TRAP FACEDOWN.
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None.
Waluigi
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A
Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0.
~Cards: ??? x3
Discarded: none.
Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it. Face-down card.
ORANGE LUIGarfield the Tabaxi.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ +
Points: 5. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0.
~Cards: Golf ball, Get out of Jail free card, Get out of Jail free card, Scoop 'n toss thrower.
Discarded: Birdie.
Other: none.
I sure hope Srovy comes back.
Hmm wood working... I put on a VR set on one of my heads and let the head learn woodworking in VR. It is all about the skills, not about the results.
A small virus, too small to see it, enters the pores of the Godmodder. The virus replicates out of godmodding cells, becoming a godmodding sickness.
In case I fail to eat the godmodder, a certain item out of a story appears. It produces sweet porridge ad infinitum without the need for ingredients.
You call the police! ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... ring... click.
the police didn't pick up!
Then you head over to the Godmodder and try to eat him. Right before you reach him, he turns around and opens his mouth wide! In fact, he opens it exactly as wide as you did! Now neither of you can eat one another,because you can't fit an object inside itself! drat! Foiled again!
You also gather rocks! (5+2+3+1+2) 13 Rocks gained!
You successfully waste an action being terrified! Seeing how terrified you are, the Clowns decide to come over to you and cheer you up! Hooraaaya
yyyyyy.;...../.You gain more skill in woodworking! Are you aiming for Woodworking 100?
The virus enters the Godmodding cells... but it finds the Godmodders body already contains Godmodding sicknesses! Hundreds of them! thousands of types, even! The virus does its best, but there's no free energy in the equilibrium, and it fails.
Then, you create a bowl or something which creates infinite porridge or something. ok?
The Mask of Hesitation is becoming more and more HfEoT-y... Its moveset begins to change. Specifically, it gains the ability to eat eggs on toast. Or other things. it can eat other things too.
You commune with nature... The current location of the chicken is the place you end up in if you go forwards 50 meters and then backwards 25 meters, and then backwards another 25... hey, that's where you are! these are strange directions.
There aren't any living creatures, near as the spell can tell.
The nearest structure to the chicken is 'a pile of rubble and bricks', which you don't see in the area of your current position... weird.
You cast the spell... er... the spell doesn't sound like it can target objects? whatever. You throw the Voidshard at the clowns! It tears through their ranks, and the clowns it hits fall to the ground. As you activate the spell, you think you see a glint of orange on the voidshard for a moment, but then its gone, and the spell... doesn't seem to have done much. However, 20 HP of clowns lose flight, and 30 die outright.
You then pick up a rock in preparation of repeating the process.
((Unrelated to this post, but can you make sure Garfield is aware that sidequests have their own schedule? Like, they can post again in PBVPR4DHCTwMT as soon as I've responded to their posts, its disconnected from the main update-schedule. they might already know, but it's probably best to be sure.))
Assuming Sympathy is supposed to be one of your actions: Astral Plane Chicken should be 8/20. As for effects... You don't see anything happening. hm.
also, charge stored.
the Mask of Hesitation eats the floor. Yum...?
the pelicans idle.
The Globglogabgalab walks over to the Mask of Hesitation and pats it on the shoulder. Then it expends 30 Shwibbleglibberkind. The Mask of Hesitation starts uncontrollably floating up into the air, oh no! This also drags Hunger for Eggs on Toast into the air, oh no! but like, indirectly, so HfEoT is still affected by gravity.
The Miming Mob starts to head towards the pelicans to attack them before they end up too far, but they slip on a puddle of fluid! oof.
The Hoard of Clowns approach ADrunkenDwarf and start crowding around them, trying to cheer them up! How Thoughtful
!Waluigi is staring intently at the board of PBVPR4DHCTwMT. Yes, this is mixing metaphors and reality and logic. WALUIGI DOESN'T CARE ABOUT LUIGIS SILLY LOGIC. mhk.
The Godmodder sees the battle is rather well in hand, so he starts another charge. 1/5 for Round
Additionally, he Warfriam siddles right past the puddles of fluid and somehow hits them to death despite them being, well, puddles. Logic is the domain of the weak!
e.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).).[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air.
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungresitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) Levitating into the aiir uncontrolablyyyy[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, rock suit. on HfEoT's head.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head.
[OG?-Gnich] Puddles of Fluid: Dead.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder[AG] Globglogabgalab 52/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 95 fuel. is The
Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub![AG] Miming Mob 30/40 HP
Hoard of Clowns 40/90 HP (half are Flying!)
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng. 3/3 Smile More
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 43 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. hungry. not-wood. has Flexing Tape.
rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: in combat stance, light wounds! Large Voidshard.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism III!
2 eishalon masks that are not being worn.
((It's fine, I just wasn't sure if you knew or not)
You own buy bank avenue! Due to the initiation of the Monopoly section, Waluigi is forced to roll! (2d6: 5+6 :11)
(for monopoly purposes, this is the board to use- it fits what you've said, and i found it on the internet, which is good enough for me!)
WAAAAA! WALUIGI BUYS ST CHARLS PLACE! WHAT DOES LUIGI THINK OF THAT, HUH?
Waluigi also has the rest of his turns to get through!
WALUIGI PLAYS 'Cheren'! WALUIGI DRAWS 3 CARDS! NOW WALUIGI PLAYS NIDORAN (FEMALE) AND BLUE MEDICINE!
NOW, LET WALUIGI EDUCATE LUIGI AND LUIGI. MOST LIFE-GAIN CARDS SPECIFY INCREASING YOUR OWN LIFE POINTS. HOWEVER, BLUE MEDICINE SAYS ONLY 'GAIN 400 LIFE POINTS'. AS SUCH, WALUIGI GAINS THESE POINTS, BUT THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE WALUIGIS LIFE POINTS, YOU SEE. BY GIVING 370 LIFE POINTS TO NIDORAN, THEY ARE NOW NEARLY INDESTRUCTIBLE TO ENEMY POKERMONS. BUT WALUIGI HAS PLANS, MY NOT-FRIENDS! PLANS WITHIN PLANS... AH, AND THE LAST 30 LIFE POINTS GO TO 'LIFE' POINTS, RAISING IT TO 50, HA-HA!
Ahem. So, Waluigi did all that. Your move... and drawing cards doesn't happen 'naturally' after the first time, to be clear. You'll need to find ways around that if you Do want new cards.
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly.
Waluigi
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A
Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Money: 1360
W~Cards: ??? x3
Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine
Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it. Face-down card. Charles avenue (140)
Active Pokemon: Nidoran (female), +370 life points. no energy cards or abilities.
ORANGGarfield the Tabaxi.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ +
Points: 5. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Money: 1,440
M~Cards: Golf ball, Get out of Jail free card, Get out of Jail free card, Scoop 'n toss thrower.
Discarded: Birdie.
Other: Bank Avenue (60)
I awake my allies from stasis and put a few more charges into Displacer Beast.
Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0:
4/7 for Who turned out the lights?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
ADrunkenDwarf: 3
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (1 auction win)
Other Charges (Not for Auction, though you can certainly help):
4/10 for Displacer Beast
First i will collect some rocks
Next I will make a rock collector crab from those rocks and give it a tophat
using any leftover rocks I make porridge
Time to take the big gulp.
I swallow the whole bowl creating porridge plus the rock porridge and grow too heavy to lift. Hopefully we don't get too fat.
To counteract getting fat I do some pushups with rocks as weights.
This of course grants infinite power from the infinite porridge and rock hard muscles form the rock porridge.
I punch the earth to shatter it so that rocks can be picked more efficiently.