Inpachi (No longer blazing) uses evil whack on Mana-crazed Alakazam. While it does that, I move the rolled spaces to arrive at the chance square and draw Dragon Ravine. I then use two cards - Amaranthine wall and Dragon Ravine, Placing them on the board so that, in order to progress, one would have to climb the wall and jump the ravine. I also discard Magma Rager to summon a new card or cards, equal or higher to a Level 4 Dragunity monster.
I'm then going to use my Fork to eat a Mana crystal, just to see what happens.
Attacking with a pokemon ends your turn, so Inpachi will happen last. You move to the chance square, drawing dragon ravine, before playing Amaranthine Wall and Dragon Ravine! this expends 4 MtG mana, but that regenerates at the end of the turn so you're fine. Also, the effect of dragon ravine is 'level 4 or lower', not 'level 4 or higher'. Additionally, since Dragon Ravine appears to be a search effect, here is a list of possible Dragunity monsters- of which you can pick one. Everything on this page except Dragunity Primus Pilus. Then, you use your fork to eat a Mana Crystal. It's... hard, but also surprisingly fragile when you bite into it the right way. It tastes like a rock, and is pretty sharp. You can tell there's Mana in there, but you're pretty sure stomach acid isn't designed to corrode through mana crystals, so eating it wouldn't be good for your gut. Additionally, you had a second move after the chance square, which gives you your monopoly income, but then lands you on income tax. the image is blurry, but I think the cost of income tax is a hundred less then the monopoly income. Then, Finally, Inpachi attacks. WAA-HAA-HAA! INPACHI ISN'T A YUGIOH MONSTER ANY MORE, LUIGI! IT CAN ONLY ATTACK MY NIDOQUEEN! WAAAANNA KNOW WHAAAAAT ELSE, LUIGI? ... Well, get on with it? WEH, LUIGI HAS NO SENSE OF DRAMA. LUIGI ACTIVATED WALUIGI'S TRAP CARD - SCRAP IRON SCARECROW! WALUIGI NEGATES INPACHI'S ATTACK! NOW, WALUIGI THYME! Waluigi 2d6 roll: 1+4. WALUIGI LANDS ON PARK PLACE, AND BUYS IT, WA-HA! NOW, WALUIGI USES NIDOQUEENS ABILITY- OMEGA BARRAGE! IT LETS WALUIGI ACT TWICE AS MUCH! SO WALUIGI WILL ROLL AGAIN. Waluigi 2d6 roll: 3+3. Waluigi lands on bank avenue, paying 4$ rent. BUT WALUIGI ALSO GETS 250 IN INCOME! AND THAT WAAAAAAS A DOUBLE! Waluigi 2d6 roll: 6+4. landing on the second pink space. WHICH WALUIGI BUYS! STATES(?) AVENUE IS NOW WALUIGIS! That ends your Monopoly turn, and you still don't have any cards. WAAAAT DOES LUIGI THING WALUIGI IS, AN IDIOT? WALUIGI KNOWS ALL THIS. BUT! WALUIGI ACTIVATES MANA-CRAZED DARK ALAKAZAM'S EFFECT! AT COST OF 1 MANA CRYSTAL, MANA-CRAZED DARK ALAKAZAM CAN ATTACK... AND WHEN IT DOES, IT CAN CHOSE TO DO SO DIRECTLY. They don't have any Yugioh monsters out. WALUIGI KNOWS, BUT INPACHI MIGHT COUNT. WALUIGI IS VERY CAREFUL ABOUT LUIGIS TRICKERY. So that's -2200 life points? ...Wait a second I forgot about the Ravine. And the Wall. and they totally have a MtG monster out. ATTACKS DIRECTLY! yes, yes, very clever. so... I don't feel like going back and redoing all that, so let's say you payed 350$ to have a walkway constructed over the ravine. be warned... this is a fairly precarious position. WAAALL... WHATEVER. WALUIGI WILL BE FINE.
Garfield's turn! Movement Roll is 5+1, which is connecticut if not shennaingining'd.
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: Dragon Ravine/Monopoly.
Waluigi PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 126W ~Cards: None! Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card(scrap iron scarecrow). Charles avenue (140) + States Ave (140), yellow space (280), Park Place (350) Active Pokemon: Nidoqueen, +370 life points. no energy cards, Omega Barrage, Evoluter TM Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G. YuGiOh Monsters: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (2200Atk 2600Def) MtG Creature: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (4a 6hp)
ORAGarfield the Tabaxi. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 5. Life Points: 1800. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 6/6 MtG mana: none. Money: 1214 M ~Cards: Get out of Jail free card, 1 level 4 or lower dragunity monster, golf ball, A Fork. Discarded: Birdie, magma rager, get out of jail free card,maybe a few others i forget. Other: Bank Avenue (60), Waterworks(150, special), Tennesee Ave(180) equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower. in play- amaranthine wall. Active 'Pokemon': Inpachi (130/130 Health points, evil whack 160- For every card in your opponents hand, flip a coin. this attack does 40 less damage for each heads.)
Hmm... might have to locate part of the world tree to advance my wood working. Could be that this world is like an apple falling from it tho and has no longer a connection. I order every entity under my control to collect rocks. Then I make an attack against the Godmodder, since this is the usual goal. I awaken the atmosphere and use the sudden viscosity and slowing of movements to mentally chant a spell. As I teleport towards the Godmodder, I release the spell and release a series of hits against a magical echo-chamber that increases the force of the punch, the echo pushing against the godmodder. At the same time the tentacles of the Mask form a cage, restrain the godmodder and also try to pierce that godmodding skin. If one of the tentacles manage to infect the godmodder, he will be also suffer from Hungry visitation. Afterwards I collect rocks.
Anyways, I put the information for a new project into the Shop Machine, pouring in a couple of cans of Ravioli...
1/7 for Who's Hungry?
I then begin to study this Godmodder Energy I was left. What is this stuff?
Oh, and I also cast a Mass Cure Wounds, healing the Terror Pants, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the Cosmic Monolith.
(Also, what's that A meter next to the FSM's health?)
Orders: Cosmic Monolith, cast a flare on the... Globglogabgalab, I guess? Wow, this place cleared up quickly...
FSM, fire a meatball at the Globglogabgalab. Terror Pants, lock The Big Gun at the Globglogabgalab.
Shopkeeper'sEmporium2.0:(Come on, Please Shop here)
1/7 for Who's Hungry?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
Just the Shopkeeper's.
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (2 auction wins)
Other Charges (Not for Auction, though you can certainly help):
4/10 for Displacer Beast
You start a new charge! The Godmodder Energy is a type of energy generally used by the Godmodder to do things. The Shopkeeper before you was attempting to give the Godmodder the ability to bid on his entities by finding a way to convert Godmodder energy to Player Energy, and the Energy you have is restricted to only being used in experiments to find this. So far, he's found a way to turn Player energy into Godmodder energy and a way to combine the two into a rather volatile explosive compound. You heal each of your entities for 7 health! the 'A' section is listing the FSM's attack- it's not that it has 20/-15 a, it's that it's capable of either doing 20 damage to a target, or 15 healing.
I turn on the Globglogabgalab. "You (Not you, You, the Globglogabgalab) did this! You'll pay for that!" Running at him, I strike him with my mace. (Just because I'm mad and somehow casting spells at someone angrily really doesn't have the same effect as smashing them in the face with a mace).
"You! (Yes, You, not anyone else, the person called You-oh there we go got your attention) Attack the Random Junk! Use your Gravity to open up a black hole and Destroy it all!!"
I then look at Smiling Tim. "...Oh, oh I don't like the look of that at all." I aim, and throw the Mace directly at its nose, offering a silent prayer. Please pop the nose that'd be great thanks
And Lastly? I pick up one of the Eishalon Masks, although I don't equip it yet. I turn to BardymcBardyFace. "Hey, what does this do?" Then I realize he's a statue. Oh well. I'll just put it on and see what happens... maybe it gives me power?
You smash the Globglogabgalab's face, the torn flesh leaking out 20 shwibbleglibberkind. You ordered You! You pop Tim's nose. It splatters across his face, leaving him appearing to be drenched in blood. he continues smiling. Then, you pick up one of the Eishalon Masks. which one... let's go with the one that hasn't been used yet- the Yellow one, a stylised dragon's head. Since BardyMcBardyface is still a statue, you put it on. The Mask Immediately melds itself to your face, the bone-like yellow substance warping itself around your head and becoming quite securely attached. You tense in anticipation- what's it going to do? as this happens, you see- your eyes aren't blocked yet- BardyMcBardyface going 'nonononononoNONONONONONO'- and realize something terrible is certainly going to happen. There is little doubt in your mind that you are, in fact, doomed. The moments slowly slip past, each tense and stressful. You try to keep your guard up, for what little help it will do, but nothing happens. Minutes pass. still nothing. You notice you do, in fact, still have control over your body, and your thought processes- or - what if you only think that!? maybe the magic is fooling you while subtly altering your thoughts? ... well if it is, is there much you can do? so it probably isn't anything going on there, right? You still have control over all your normal powers, and your body... You also feel like there's a second set of powers you can draw on. Do you dare mess with it? Wait, what if that triggers the doomed thing you thought might happen? Oh no! this is a very difficult question!
The Ritual is almost complete. As any onlooker would see, small cracks begins to appear upon the statues, glowing with the ancient energy. The stone begins to flake away like paint, falling off until it leaves two silhouettes, glowing in the bright energy. Then it fades, leaving behind two figures- Bardymcbardyface (oh hey that's me) and the Astral Field Chicken. (three actions).
I set down the chicken and look around at all the chaos that is ensuing around me. Looks like quite a bit has changed- there's no time to care about it though. Oh hey, You is back as well. I remember that guy. Most interesting is the Eishalon masks- If i remember correctly the Mask of Hesitation came from one, although their purpose is unknown to me. I'll look into it next turn, as I'm out of charges. Sorry Drunkendwar-Wait why are you putting on the mask nonononononoNONONONONONO
Astral Plane Chicken: 20/20. Woo! I'll let Joebobobob decide how powerful it is :)
Loyal Kobold Band:0/? A group of twelve Kobold Bards who I befriended, who travel the world together as a marching band. (because that's fun)
You summon the Astral Plane Chicken! and panic about adrunkendwarf. statline: Astral plane chicken 150/150 HP 10A, Lays Eggs, Perceptive Potential The chicken seems more detailed then the rest of the world... Realer, maybe?
Hmm... might have to locate part of the world tree to advance my wood working. Could be that this world is like an apple falling from it tho and has no longer a connection. I order every entity under my control to collect rocks. Then I make an attack against the Godmodder, since this is the usual goal. I awaken the atmosphere and use the sudden viscosity and slowing of movements to mentally chant a spell. As I teleport towards the Godmodder, I release the spell and release a series of hits against a magical echo-chamber that increases the force of the punch, the echo pushing against the godmodder. At the same time the tentacles of the Mask form a cage, restrain the godmodder and also try to pierce that godmodding skin. If one of the tentacles manage to infect the godmodder, he will be also suffer from Hungry visitation. Afterwards I collect rocks.
You can't sense a World Tree or closely inspired creation... if there is one, it's likely in a far off dark land- somewhere which would cloud such senses. entitys ordered. You awaken the atmosphere!... I don't see the connection between a fraction of a second of viscosity and chanting a spell. Or what the magical echo chamber is supposed to be. The Godmodder counters the punches by burping at them so hard the magical echo chamber starts echoing his disgusting burp instead like a normal echo chamber, then throws so much stuff from his pockets that the Mask can't tell where he is amidst all the junk he's got around him, allowing him to slip through a gap as the Mask begins floating upwards into the air again because it's still got loads of Shwibbleglibberkind serving as the yeast of thoughts and minds. Then you collect rocks. (3 2 4 4 2) 15 rocks collected! EoRR the Cosmic Monolith casts flair on the Globglogabgalab, blinding them! This keeps them from dodging the FSM's meatball, leading to it doing 10 shwibbleglibberkind! Then the Terror pants lock on, instead of finishing off the Globglogabgalab... great job, good hustle. You can't use Gravity yet- it's only at 2/3! He charges it up to 3/3, so it can be used next turn. The pelicans gather 3 and 6 rocks, respectively, and share them among themselves. The Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster creates a rock collecting rock crab. The Astral Plane Chicken squawks in a very chicken-y manner which is much more realistic then anything else that's going on, and lays an egg. The Globglogabgalab idles due to a lack of basic attack. Smiling Tim smiles at ADrunkenDwarf, then loses interest and smiles at You instead. If asked, You would say You are quite creeped out. except he would say this with reverse alphabet cipher, and pink. You gained a status effect! Creeped out. The Pile of the Godmodder's random Junk grows larger as the Godmodder continues digging through his pockets. New category of items: mouldy rotten foods which are so mouldy their spirit will linger after removal. or at least the smell will. everyone is quite sure the smell will. While digging through his pockets, the Godmodder happens to find a useful item, though not what he was looking for. He tosses it over his shoulder, and the jar breaks, letting a puddle of slime leak out. Slime Blob summoned!
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[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 142/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:Globglogabgalab).). [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 27/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air. [OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 70/70 HP 3/3 Gravity, Creeped Out [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungryesisitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) Levitating into the aiir uncontrolablyyyy 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted), like 95%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 1L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 13 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (13/8 integrity) Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 13 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. (13/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 0.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 31/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 2/4 Doomsday. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential Egg 20/20 HP [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Globglogabgalab 2/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 10 fuel. Accuracy down. [AG] Smiling Tim 50/50 HP fake blood splatter. really buff in the smiling muscles in particular. technically only a honorary clown. [AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 17 practical joke implements. 29 assorted metal bits. 11 bricks. 4 inexplicably intact tomatoes. 9 pieces of generic junk. 5 pens. 6 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest. 14 mouldy rotten foods(...) +25 items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents. [AG]Slime Blob 50 HP, 5 regeneration, Acidic, 10 attack. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 2/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 35 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (1) - thunder aura I, Threatening bearing I, fast reactions I. SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! 1charge stored + historianism III!
I guess it is nearly time for the Cosplay to be finished. A dark suit appears on us and black and white makeup turns our faces into something more skeletal. I summon some diamond bone poles and let them hover around and grab some with the mask. Then ... hmm... I still need blasters. I put some rock into the factory and want to create skeletal looking blasters out of them.
...Oh, Great. Somehow popping Tim's nose made him even more scary. But what's more unnerving is this mask- It's Stressing me out. But I could probably just take a gamble and see what happens with this mask. Can I take it off? No, doesn't feel like it. But it looks like a Dragon! Hey, maybe I'm a Dragonborn now!
Now, the best idea for me to do first is to take care of the Globglogabgalab. Let's use Fireball.
You, I notice that Smiling Tim is unnerving you. If you want to fight him go ahead! In fact, do that. Use your gravity attack on him instead!'
Now, looking at this Random Junk, I decide the best way to deal with it is to try and destroy it all at once. I cast disintegrate (at 9th level) to destroy the pile all at once. Well, hopefully at least.
And lastly? I've just come up with a dumb idea. I stick the Voidshard on my forehead, lodging it within the scales. Then I try channeling some of this unknown power...
You kill the Globglogabgalab. Orders given to You! Then, you destroy a reasonably sized lump of the Junk, destroying 1 practical joke implement, 1 brick, another brick, a piece of generic junk, two pens, a metal bit, an inexplicebly intact tomato, a mouldy rotten (...) 2 metal bits, another bit of generic junk, 2 more mouldy rotten bits, another brick, 2 more practical joking implements, an unknown stuff, another mouldy bit, and another pen. this leaves 14 practical joke implements, 26 assorted metal bits, 8 bricks, 3 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 7 pieces of generic junk, 2 pens, 5 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 10 mouldy rotten foods(...). Then, you stick the Voidshard into your forehead, lodging it into the smooth Eishalon Bone, and tap into the power. you can feel it flow from the Mask you wear, being swallowed before it can manifest. And... it's difficult to explain. With the delayed fireball, you didn't even notice the change, right? And when you poured the player power in, it seemed weakly attracted until contact, where it was absorbed. But this time... every bit of the energy flow that gets within...3 centimeters? It's like a switch is flipped, you feel a vague destabilisation of the flow at that boundary, but beyond that it's just. Gone. The experience of loosing the energy there is... unpleasant, giving a minor headache, but there's something else you notice. The Voidshard seems to be... vibrating, and sparking slightly. Other energy gives simply sharpening, But the Voidshard seems... about as sharp as it was before, and there're tiny bolts of yellow lightning arcing across it (though they do seem to be sucked right back in on contact)... Yeah I've no clue what that even begins to imply.
I walk into the Shopkeeper's area and find a nice corner for the Astral Chicken to rest with its eggs. I'll see what these do later... At the same time, I turn to the Shopkeeper.
"This Displacer Beast sounds cool, shopkeeper. I'll give you a Charge to help bring it to this realm. At the same time, I'll place a bid on Who's Hungry?, please. Thank you!"
In the meantime, I think it's time to get my Loyal Kobold Band to come assist me with some epic tunes. Time to call them-Oh, my phones out of charge. I'll expend the first charge to charge my phone.
Astral Plane Chicken:The cool chicken from the Astral Plane!
Loyal Kobold Band: 1/12 A group of twelve Kobold Bards who I befriended, who travel the world together as a marching band. My phone's dead though so I can't call them just yet, and I need to secure them a route of passage.
<Perceptive Potential activated.>(oocnote: I associate Cyan with perception as a type of magic for complicated reasons. this is not Godmodder-related, or at least not evidence of such.) You herd the chicken into the corner of the Shop, then bid as described before starting your Kobold Band. Charge challenge 1 - Charging your phone! <Historianism III> You remember the rest of society is... mostly medieval, no power outlets or charging ports. You can, of course, simply Make your phone charged, but that doesn't solve the quest. Maybe if someone else had left behind a dynamo... or if there were a mage with enough control to charge with a thunder spell... maybe a rod to catch a thunderbolt? possibilities....
"Thank you very much for your investment, sir!" I put 3 more charges into the Displacer Beast.
Orders: FSM, heal the Cosmic Monolith. Terror Pants, fire the big gun! Cosmic Monolith, Cast flash on Smiling Tim.
Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0:
2/7 for Who's Hungry?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
BardyMcBardyFace: 1
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (2 auction wins)
Other Charges (Not for Auction, though you can certainly help):
8/10 for Displacer Beast
You charge. Since there's no flavour for Displacer Beast, I still don't have any charge quests for it, so... that just sorta happens. same goes for who's hungry.
I guess it is nearly time for the Cosplay to be finished. A dark suit appears on us and black and white makeup turns our faces into something more skeletal. I summon some diamond bone poles and let them hover around and grab some with the mask. Then ... hmm... I still need blasters. I put some rock into the factory and want to create skeletal looking blasters out of them.
The Factory is still back in the update room. You do put on your cosplay though. Also, due to the Globglogabgalabs death, you and the Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast are no longer levitating uncontrollably, and fall to the ground. oof.
EoRR
The Big Gun fires! the beam of light carves straight through the ground, unaffected by the Globglogabgalab being dead! that particular section of the ground may never be the same... The Flying Spageti Monster heals the cosmic monolith, being able to descend and do so due to the Globglogabgalab being dead. You does the 'Attack the creepy entity'! This kills Smiling Tim, crushing him straight into the ground, popping tissues. why he had such a long handkerchief balloon is a mystery... I'll spare you the details. Take my word for it that it is not for the faint of heart, especially if they have a phobia of clowns. He was a honorary clown for a reason. once You is finished, he coughs up a bit of blood from using his powers. 4 damage to You. The Pelicans, Lobster, and Crab idle, and the Mask of Hungry Visitation eats the ground it's landing on to avoid fall damage. The Cosmic Monolith would blind Smiling Tim temporarily!... but he's dead. The Astral Plane Chicken sits on its egg in the shop, having built itself a roost out of some old papers and scraps. It might have laid another egg, too, but it's not clear.
The Pile of the Godmodders random Junk keeps growing, like a disorganized babel's tower rising after being smote by the heavens for daring to try. There's a beauty to it, if you don't look too closely. This round, the new type is 'Knives'. The Slime Blob just sorta... hoovers up Smiling Tim's corpse, and I think we're all glad about that. Also, the rest of the clowns. Let's just put that chapter of your collective adventures behind us. Waluigi continues to Paradox Tennis. while sleeping. The Godmodder keeps digging through his pockets while idly progressing Thargar.
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[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 142/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 27/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. [OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 66/70 HP 0/3 Gravity, Creeped Out [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. Abyssite: falling off in 1. 5s 1L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 13 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (13/8 integrity) Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 13 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. (13/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 0.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 3/4 Doomsday. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop! Egg(x2?) 20/20 HP [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Globglogabgalab Has Fallen. [AG] Smiling Tim - Dead. fake blood splatter. really buff in the smiling muscles in particular. technically only a honorary clown. corpse eaten by slime blob, after they became Dead. Dead.Dead.Dead. my god they're finally dead. [AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 16 practical joke implements, 31 assorted metal bits, 11 bricks, 4 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 7 pieces of generic junk, 5 pens, 5 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 10 mouldy rotten foods(...), 11 Knives +25 items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents. [AG]Slime Blob 55 HP, 5 regeneration, Acidic, 10 attack. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 3/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 35 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (1.7) - imposing stance I, Perpetual preparations II, magnetic manifestations I. SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! 1charge stored + historianism III!
Actually. I want a portal to my factory... I put out some portal anchors... hmm... may or may need some Unobtanium to run it. Well all these rocks might even be a good substitute. I mine some rocks and then put the glowing ones as power supply for the portal. Then I retry making blasters out of rock.
Firstly, my Draginuity card that I summon would have to be... Dragunity Militum! (I couldn't use the link you provided so I resorted to searching the wiki, hope this was acceptable)! I play Dragunity Militum as a Yu-Gi-Oh monster, and use it's ability to summon a new card. (I'm assuming that since there is no Spell/Trap zone, it takes a card from my deck instead.) (Also, an Ability doesn't count as an attack, right?)
Now, to move. 5+1 would get me to In waiting (If I remember correctly, I landed on Income tax.), but that's boring, I don't want to end up there. Instead, I'll... uh... (Dang, It's hard to come up with this stuff...) Actually, you know what, I'm going to Just waiting.
While I'm there, I'm going to offer to give my Get-out-of-Jail free card to the prisoner who offers me the best deal for it (and supposedly the one that's least likely to kill me or side with Waluigi). Show me the cards, prisoners, let me see what you've got!
Also, to finish my turn, Inpachi can try to attack Nidoqueen again.
Garfield the Tabaxi. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 5. Life Points: 1800. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 6/6 MtG mana: none. Money: 1214 M ~Cards: Get out of Jail free card, 1 level 4 or lower dragunity monster, golf ball, A Fork. Discarded: Birdie, magma rager, get out of jail free card,maybe a few others i forget. Other: Bank Avenue (60), Waterworks(150, special), Tennesee Ave(180) equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower. in play- amaranthine wall. Active 'Pokemon': Inpachi (130/130 Health points, evil whack 160- For every card in your opponents hand, flip a coin. this attack does 40 less damage for each heads.)
You summon Dragunity Militum (yeah, it fits the criteria. list was mostly for convenience)! Sadly, the Spell-Trap zone is a specific zone, currently containing the Net and Waluigis Scrap-iron scarecrow, and the ability of Militum is specifically for that- there are other Dragunity cards which send themselves to the spell/trap zone, you see. (Abilities do not count as attacks) wait... does it just waiting? I thought it was... nope, nevermind, it gets you to just waiting, yeah. you receive a wide variety of offers! among them are a 15 of clubs, a king of diamonds, a red 8, two bishops, a draw 4 card, an uno reverse reverse card,three dancing leprechauns, a bullet, red eyes darkness metal dragon, Left hand of the forbidden wane (it seems suspiciously purple), doom... one offers you Nourish and Lay on Hands, and a few others offer you properties scattered around the board. You're not sure who to trust, because they all look like featureless silhouettes. After you come to your decision, Inpachi attacks again! NU. SCRAP IRON SCARECROW! WALUIGI NEGATES YOUR ATTACK. NOW WALUIGI'S THYME TO SHINE! FIRST WALUIGI ROLLS HIS DICE!... 3+2. WALUIGI LANDS ON... TENNESSEE AVENUE... 14 rent. WALUIGI WAS GETTING TO THAT! AND NOW, WALUIGI ROLLS AGAIN BECAUSE OF OMEGA BARRAGE! 1+6. A RAILWAY! WAAAHAHAHA! you can't afford it. W...WALUIGI KNOWS THAT! WALUIGI WAS JUST TESTING PINK LUIGI! WAIT. WALUIGI HAS AN IDEA. YES. WALUIGI THINKS. THAT THIS IS THE BEST IDEA. THAT WALUIGI HAS HAD SO FAR. don't pat yourself on the back too hard, it's probably only ok. WALUIGI WILL TAKE STATES AVENUE, WHICH IS PINK- LIKE WALUIGI- AND CRUSH IT INTO VERY SMALL BALL! NOW, IT IS A BALL OF PINK! AND THAT IS MORE OR LESS WHAT AN ENERGY CARD IS, IN THE ICON! SO WALUIGI EQUIPS STATES AVENUE TO NIDOQUEEN! Well, you already used Omega Barrage this turn, so that's not going to help much right now. WALUIGI WILL GET TO IT! NEXT, MANA-CRAZED DARK ALAKAZAM EXPENDS 1 MANA CRYSTAL AND ATTACKS DRAGUNITY MILITUM! THIS ALSO DOES 500 DAMAGE TO ORANGE LUIGI. so, your turn's over, I believe. Wa.
Garfield's turn! Movement Roll is ... 1+2. , which is states avenue. that would mean payin' up to Waluigi, but he crumpled up the card and turned it into an energy card! so it won't.
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: Dragon Ravine/Monopoly.
Waluigi PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 112W ~Cards: None! Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card(scrap iron scarecrow). Charles avenue (140) + States Ave (140), yellow space (280), Park Place (350) Active Pokemon: Nidoqueen, +370 life points. States Ave as an energy card, Omega Barrage, Evoluter TM Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G. YuGiOh Monsters: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (2200Atk 2600Def) MtG Creature: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (4a 6hp)
ORAGarfield the Tabaxi. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 5. Life Points: 1300. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 6/6 MtG mana: none. Money: 1228 M ~Cards: Get out of Jail free card, golf ball, A Fork. Discarded: Birdie, magma rager, get out of jail free card,maybe a few others i forget. Other: Bank Avenue (60), Waterworks(150, special), Tennesee Ave(180) equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower. in play- amaranthine wall. YuGiOh monsters: Dragunity Militum (Dead'd). Active 'Pokemon': Inpachi (130/130 Health points, evil whack 160- For every card in your opponents hand, flip a coin. this attack does 40 less damage for each heads.)
The solution to the answer is that JOEbob is a complete and utter nerd. I distract JOE on a secret chat no one knows about while I say this. For every 1 minute passes JOE fails to notice I post, the Godmodder takes 1 damage due to anyfins.
How do I do damage? Simple. I lecture the Godmodder into oblivion. Since JOE is busy counter lecturing me in another world, he can't defend the Godmodder for him.
Also I want to create an invisible box with darkness inside. I call it Invisibox As long it is invisible, no one would think of attacking it, since it is not seen (or heard, felt, smelt, tasted). To do this I summon 6 invisible barriers and then mumble something that has in no way something to do with an invisible box. The now very secret place is now only known to a hand full of people in a different dimension, aka you: The players.
I now put a rock generator into the box and teleport the generated rocks into my inventory via a new magic I invent (it only requires the knowledge of the thing I teleport, not the space it occupies.
kablewie. the godmodder goes oof really loud and takes six damage. real damage which definitely won't be neutralized by the terrorble magics of redrover two posts down.
Actually. I want a portal to my factory... I put out some portal anchors... hmm... may or may need some Unobtanium to run it. Well all these rocks might even be a good substitute. I mine some rocks and then put the glowing ones as power supply for the portal. Then I retry making blasters out of rock.
You put down a portal. You mine (4+3+1+5+5) 18 rocks! You power up the portal! however,there's no other side to connect to, and you have no clue where the Update Room is in relative position to yourself! You've done 3 actions so the fourth doesn't work out.
The solution to the answer is that JOEbob is a complete and utter nerd. I distract JOE on a secret chat no one knows about while I say this. For every 1 minute passes JOE fails to notice I post, the Godmodder takes 1 damage due to anyfins.
How do I do damage? Simple. I lecture the Godmodder into oblivion. Since JOE is busy counter lecturing me in another world, he can't defend the Godmodder for him.
I did not start this update until 5394 minutes had passed. this rolls over the Godmodder's entire healthbar 18 times! after rolling over those eighteen times, it ends up leaving the Godmodder with six more health then he started with, unless my math's mistaken. Since things die when they reach 0 health, damage occurs instantly but based on how long it took to get started, and the Godmodders health winds up on not-0 health, he's basically fine. In addition, having taken 5394 damage from a player saying an attack does a specific amount of damage, he becomes well and truly permanently immune to attacks where you say you'll do x damage, attacks saying they'll do damage if something is true, and at least 5392 other single-sentence descriptors related to this attack.
Also I want to create an invisible box with darkness inside. I call it Invisibox As long it is invisible, no one would think of attacking it, since it is not seen (or heard, felt, smelt, tasted). To do this I summon 6 invisible barriers and then mumble something that has in no way something to do with an invisible box. The now very secret place is now only known to a hand full of people in a different dimension, aka you: The players.
I now put a rock generator into the box and teleport the generated rocks into my inventory via a new magic I invent (it only requires the knowledge of the thing I teleport, not the space it occupies.
You create an invisible box. with darkness inside. since there's darkness inside, the area that would normally be empty space, or blocked by the box's walls, looks very dark. like a cube made of light-eating fog. the box is invisible, but the contents aren't, as shown by it having darkness inside, so you end up with a perfectly targetable rock generator with an invisible but fragile shield around it wew. (4a 20hp-> 4a=1Pa/5=1d5 rockgen/r)
The Terror Pants and Flying Spageti Monster idle, as does the cosmic monolith. You idles. the Mask of Hungry Visitation still has no orders. The pellicans have no orders, and idle. the rock collectors and creator lobster idle. the rock generator machine makes 1d5=1 rocks. The Chicken continues sitting on its egg(s?). The Pile of Junk gains a new category: bitcoins. it also grows in general. The Slime Blob glops its way over to You and pours some of its acidic self over You to consume You. 10 damage! The Godmodder keeps digging through his pockets... one of the things he finds, aside from the above, is a megaphone. this converts itself into progress on Thargar
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 142/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 27/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. [OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 56/70 HP 1/3 Gravity, Creeped Out [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. Abyssite: falling off in 1. 5s 1L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 13 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (13/8 integrity) Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 13 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. (13/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 0.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] rock maker machine 20/20 HP gather rocks!A {Invisible box, 18 hp} Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. no destination! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 3/4 Doomsday. [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop! Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 16 practical joke implements, 31 assorted metal bits, 12 bricks, 5 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 7 pieces of generic junk, 5 pens, 5 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 11 mouldy rotten foods(...), 12 Knives, 21 Bitcoins +25 items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents. [AG]Slime Blob 60 HP, 5 regeneration, Acidic, 10 attack. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 4/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 54 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (1.7) - imposing stance I, Perpetual preparations II, magnetic manifestations I. SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! 1charge stored + historianism III!
=IF(AND(entity=belong to Hunger For Eggs on Toast;idle); collect rocks; False) // this tells the entities that belong to us and are currently idle to collect rocks
Also collect rocks.
Also... hmm this invisibility is pretty hard so I just make all of the contents of the invisibox completely translucent (letting through 100% of all light without changing the lights movements from their normal movements).
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Whoops, missed the update...
Anyways, I put the information for a new project into the Shop Machine, pouring in a couple of cans of Ravioli...
1/7 for Who's Hungry?
I then begin to study this Godmodder Energy I was left. What is this stuff?
Oh, and I also cast a Mass Cure Wounds, healing the Terror Pants, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and the Cosmic Monolith.
(Also, what's that A meter next to the FSM's health?)
Orders: Cosmic Monolith, cast a flare on the... Globglogabgalab, I guess? Wow, this place cleared up quickly...
FSM, fire a meatball at the Globglogabgalab. Terror Pants, lock The Big Gun at the Globglogabgalab.
Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0: (Come on, Please Shop here)
1/7 for Who's Hungry?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
Just the Shopkeeper's.
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (2 auction wins)
Other Charges (Not for Auction, though you can certainly help):
4/10 for Displacer Beast
Attacking with a pokemon ends your turn, so Inpachi will happen last.
evil whack 160- For every card in your opponents hand, flip a coin. this attack does 40 less damage for each heads.)
You move to the chance square, drawing dragon ravine, before playing Amaranthine Wall and Dragon Ravine! this expends 4 MtG mana, but that regenerates at the end of the turn so you're fine. Also, the effect of dragon ravine is 'level 4 or lower', not 'level 4 or higher'. Additionally, since Dragon Ravine appears to be a search effect, here is a list of possible Dragunity monsters- of which you can pick one.
Everything on this page except Dragunity Primus Pilus.
Then, you use your fork to eat a Mana Crystal. It's... hard, but also surprisingly fragile when you bite into it the right way. It tastes like a rock, and is pretty sharp. You can tell there's Mana in there, but you're pretty sure stomach acid isn't designed to corrode through mana crystals, so eating it wouldn't be good for your gut.
Additionally, you had a second move after the chance square, which gives you your monopoly income, but then lands you on income tax. the image is blurry, but I think the cost of income tax is a hundred less then the monopoly income.
Then, Finally, Inpachi attacks. WAA-HAA-HAA! INPACHI ISN'T A YUGIOH MONSTER ANY MORE, LUIGI! IT CAN ONLY ATTACK MY NIDOQUEEN! WAAAANNA KNOW WHAAAAAT ELSE, LUIGI?
...
Well, get on with it?
WEH, LUIGI HAS NO SENSE OF DRAMA. LUIGI ACTIVATED WALUIGI'S TRAP CARD - SCRAP IRON SCARECROW! WALUIGI NEGATES INPACHI'S ATTACK! NOW, WALUIGI THYME!
Waluigi 2d6 roll: 1+4. WALUIGI LANDS ON PARK PLACE, AND BUYS IT, WA-HA! NOW, WALUIGI USES NIDOQUEENS ABILITY- OMEGA BARRAGE! IT LETS WALUIGI ACT TWICE AS MUCH! SO WALUIGI WILL ROLL AGAIN. Waluigi 2d6 roll: 3+3. Waluigi lands on bank avenue, paying 4$ rent. BUT WALUIGI ALSO GETS 250 IN INCOME! AND THAT WAAAAAAS A DOUBLE! Waluigi 2d6 roll: 6+4. landing on the second pink space. WHICH WALUIGI BUYS! STATES(?) AVENUE IS NOW WALUIGIS! That ends your Monopoly turn, and you still don't have any cards. WAAAAT DOES LUIGI THING WALUIGI IS, AN IDIOT? WALUIGI KNOWS ALL THIS. BUT! WALUIGI ACTIVATES MANA-CRAZED DARK ALAKAZAM'S EFFECT! AT COST OF 1 MANA CRYSTAL, MANA-CRAZED DARK ALAKAZAM CAN ATTACK... AND WHEN IT DOES, IT CAN CHOSE TO DO SO DIRECTLY. They don't have any Yugioh monsters out. WALUIGI KNOWS, BUT INPACHI MIGHT COUNT. WALUIGI IS VERY CAREFUL ABOUT LUIGIS TRICKERY. So that's -2200 life points? ...Wait a second I forgot about the Ravine. And the Wall. and they totally have a MtG monster out. ATTACKS DIRECTLY! yes, yes, very clever. so... I don't feel like going back and redoing all that, so let's say you payed 350$ to have a walkway constructed over the ravine. be warned... this is a fairly precarious position. WAAALL... WHATEVER. WALUIGI WILL BE FINE.
Garfield's turn! Movement Roll is 5+1, which is connecticut if not shennaingining'd.
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: Dragon Ravine/Monopoly.
Waluigi
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A
Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 126
W~Cards: None!
Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar
Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card(scrap iron scarecrow). Charles avenue (140) + States Ave (140), yellow space (280), Park Place (350)
Active Pokemon: Nidoqueen, +370 life points. no energy cards, Omega Barrage, Evoluter TM
Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G.
YuGiOh Monsters: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (2200Atk 2600Def)
MtG Creature: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (4a 6hp)
ORAGarfield the Tabaxi.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ +
Points: 5. Life Points: 1800. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 6/6 MtG mana: none. Money: 1214
M~Cards: Get out of Jail free card, 1 level 4 or lower dragunity monster, golf ball, A Fork.
Discarded: Birdie, magma rager, get out of jail free card,maybe a few others i forget.
Other: Bank Avenue (60), Waterworks(150, special), Tennesee Ave(180) equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower. in play- amaranthine wall.
Active 'Pokemon': Inpachi (130/130 Health points,
Hmm... might have to locate part of the world tree to advance my wood working. Could be that this world is like an apple falling from it tho and has no longer a connection.
I order every entity under my control to collect rocks.
Then I make an attack against the Godmodder, since this is the usual goal. I awaken the atmosphere and use the sudden viscosity and slowing of movements to mentally chant a spell.
As I teleport towards the Godmodder, I release the spell and release a series of hits against a magical echo-chamber that increases the force of the punch, the echo pushing against the godmodder.
At the same time the tentacles of the Mask form a cage, restrain the godmodder and also try to pierce that godmodding skin. If one of the tentacles manage to infect the godmodder, he will be also suffer from Hungry visitation.
Afterwards I collect rocks.
You start a new charge!
The Godmodder Energy is a type of energy generally used by the Godmodder to do things. The Shopkeeper before you was attempting to give the Godmodder the ability to bid on his entities by finding a way to convert Godmodder energy to Player Energy, and the Energy you have is restricted to only being used in experiments to find this. So far, he's found a way to turn Player energy into Godmodder energy and a way to combine the two into a rather volatile explosive compound.
You heal each of your entities for 7 health!
the 'A' section is listing the FSM's attack- it's not that it has 20/-15 a, it's that it's capable of either doing 20 damage to a target, or 15 healing.
You smash the Globglogabgalab's face, the torn flesh leaking out 20 shwibbleglibberkind.
You ordered You!
You pop Tim's nose. It splatters across his face, leaving him appearing to be drenched in blood. he continues smiling.
Then, you pick up one of the Eishalon Masks. which one... let's go with the one that hasn't been used yet- the Yellow one, a stylised dragon's head. Since BardyMcBardyface is still a statue, you put it on. The Mask Immediately melds itself to your face, the bone-like yellow substance warping itself around your head and becoming quite securely attached. You tense in anticipation- what's it going to do? as this happens, you see- your eyes aren't blocked yet- BardyMcBardyface going 'nonononononoNONONONONONO'- and realize something terrible is certainly going to happen. There is little doubt in your mind that you are, in fact, doomed.
The moments slowly slip past, each tense and stressful. You try to keep your guard up, for what little help it will do, but nothing happens. Minutes pass. still nothing. You notice you do, in fact, still have control over your body, and your thought processes- or - what if you only think that!? maybe the magic is fooling you while subtly altering your thoughts? ... well if it is, is there much you can do? so it probably isn't anything going on there, right? You still have control over all your normal powers, and your body... You also feel like there's a second set of powers you can draw on. Do you dare mess with it? Wait, what if that triggers the doomed thing you thought might happen? Oh no! this is a very difficult question!
You summon the Astral Plane Chicken! and panic about adrunkendwarf.
statline: Astral plane chicken 150/150 HP 10A, Lays Eggs, Perceptive Potential
The chicken seems more detailed then the rest of the world... Realer, maybe?
You can't sense a World Tree or closely inspired creation... if there is one, it's likely in a far off dark land- somewhere which would cloud such senses.
entitys ordered.
You awaken the atmosphere!... I don't see the connection between a fraction of a second of viscosity and chanting a spell. Or what the magical echo chamber is supposed to be. The Godmodder counters the punches by burping at them so hard the magical echo chamber starts echoing his disgusting burp instead like a normal echo chamber, then throws so much stuff from his pockets that the Mask can't tell where he is amidst all the junk he's got around him, allowing him to slip through a gap as the Mask begins floating upwards into the air again because it's still got loads of Shwibbleglibberkind serving as the yeast of thoughts and minds.
Then you collect rocks. (3 2 4 4 2) 15 rocks collected!
EoRR
the Cosmic Monolith casts flair on the Globglogabgalab, blinding them! This keeps them from dodging the FSM's meatball, leading to it doing 10 shwibbleglibberkind! Then the Terror pants lock on, instead of finishing off the Globglogabgalab... great job, good hustle.
You can't use Gravity yet- it's only at 2/3! He charges it up to 3/3, so it can be used next turn.
The pelicans gather 3 and 6 rocks, respectively, and share them among themselves. The Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster creates a rock collecting rock crab.
The Astral Plane Chicken squawks in a very chicken-y manner which is much more realistic then anything else that's going on, and lays an egg.
The Globglogabgalab idles due to a lack of basic attack.
Smiling Tim smiles at ADrunkenDwarf, then loses interest and smiles at You instead. If asked, You would say You are quite creeped out. except he would say this with reverse alphabet cipher, and pink.
You gained a status effect! Creeped out.
The Pile of the Godmodder's random Junk grows larger as the Godmodder continues digging through his pockets. New category of items: mouldy rotten foods which are so mouldy their spirit will linger after removal.
or at least the smell will. everyone is quite sure the smell will.
While digging through his pockets, the Godmodder happens to find a useful item, though not what he was looking for. He tosses it over his shoulder, and the jar breaks, letting a puddle of slime leak out. Slime Blob summoned!
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[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 142/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:Globglogabgalab).).
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted), like 95%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 1L
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 27/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air.
[OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 70/70 HP 3/3 Gravity, Creeped Out
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungryesisitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) Levitating into the aiir uncontrolablyyyy
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 13 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 13/8 integrity)
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 13 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 13/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 0.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 31/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 2/4 Doomsday.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential
Egg 20/20 HP
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Globglogabgalab 2/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 10 fuel. Accuracy down.
[AG] Smiling Tim 50/50 HP fake blood splatter. really buff in the smiling muscles in particular. technically only a honorary clown.
[AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 17 practical joke implements. 29 assorted metal bits. 11 bricks. 4 inexplicably intact tomatoes. 9 pieces of generic junk. 5 pens. 6 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest. 14 mouldy rotten foods(...) +25 items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents.
[AG] Slime Blob 50 HP, 5 regeneration, Acidic, 10 attack.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 2/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 35 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff.
rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (1) - thunder aura I, Threatening bearing I, fast reactions I.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! 1charge stored + historianism III!
1 eishalon mask that are not being worn.
"Thank you very much for your investment, sir!"
I put 3 more charges into the Displacer Beast.
Orders: FSM, heal the Cosmic Monolith. Terror Pants, fire the big gun! Cosmic Monolith, Cast flash on Smiling Tim.
Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0:
2/7 for Who's Hungry?
Minimum credit cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3.5
Credits in auction:
BardyMcBardyFace: 1
Shopkeep Charges: 1
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (2 auction wins)
Other Charges (Not for Auction, though you can certainly help):
8/10 for Displacer Beast
I guess it is nearly time for the Cosplay to be finished. A dark suit appears on us and black and white makeup turns our faces into something more skeletal.
I summon some diamond bone poles and let them hover around and grab some with the mask.
Then ... hmm... I still need blasters. I put some rock into the factory and want to create skeletal looking blasters out of them.
You kill the Globglogabgalab.
Orders given to You!
Then, you destroy a reasonably sized lump of the Junk, destroying 1 practical joke implement, 1 brick, another brick, a piece of generic junk, two pens, a metal bit, an inexplicebly intact tomato, a mouldy rotten (...) 2 metal bits, another bit of generic junk, 2 more mouldy rotten bits, another brick, 2 more practical joking implements, an unknown stuff, another mouldy bit, and another pen. this leaves 14 practical joke implements, 26 assorted metal bits, 8 bricks, 3 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 7 pieces of generic junk, 2 pens, 5 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 10 mouldy rotten foods(...).
Then, you stick the Voidshard into your forehead, lodging it into the smooth Eishalon Bone, and tap into the power. you can feel it flow from the Mask you wear, being swallowed before it can manifest. And... it's difficult to explain. With the delayed fireball, you didn't even notice the change, right? And when you poured the player power in, it seemed weakly attracted until contact, where it was absorbed. But this time... every bit of the energy flow that gets within...3 centimeters? It's like a switch is flipped, you feel a vague destabilisation of the flow at that boundary, but beyond that it's just. Gone. The experience of loosing the energy there is... unpleasant, giving a minor headache, but there's something else you notice. The Voidshard seems to be... vibrating, and sparking slightly. Other energy gives simply sharpening, But the Voidshard seems... about as sharp as it was before, and there're tiny bolts of yellow lightning arcing across it (though they do seem to be sucked right back in on contact)...
Yeah I've no clue what that even begins to imply.
<Perceptive Potential activated.>(oocnote: I associate Cyan with perception as a type of magic for complicated reasons. this is not Godmodder-related, or at least not evidence of such.)
You herd the chicken into the corner of the Shop, then bid as described before starting your Kobold Band. Charge challenge 1 - Charging your phone!
<Historianism III>
You remember the rest of society is... mostly medieval, no power outlets or charging ports. You can, of course, simply Make your phone charged, but that doesn't solve the quest. Maybe if someone else had left behind a dynamo... or if there were a mage with enough control to charge with a thunder spell... maybe a rod to catch a thunderbolt? possibilities....
You charge. Since there's no flavour for Displacer Beast, I still don't have any charge quests for it, so... that just sorta happens. same goes for who's hungry.
The Factory is still back in the update room. You do put on your cosplay though. Also, due to the Globglogabgalabs death, you and the Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast are no longer levitating uncontrollably, and fall to the ground. oof.
EoRR
The Big Gun fires! the beam of light carves straight through the ground, unaffected by the Globglogabgalab being dead! that particular section of the ground may never be the same...
The Flying Spageti Monster heals the cosmic monolith, being able to descend and do so due to the Globglogabgalab being dead.
You does the 'Attack the creepy entity'! This kills Smiling Tim, crushing him straight into the ground, popping tissues. why he had such a long handkerchief balloon is a mystery... I'll spare you the details. Take my word for it that it is not for the faint of heart, especially if they have a phobia of clowns.
He was a honorary clown for a reason.
once You is finished, he coughs up a bit of blood from using his powers. 4 damage to You.
The Pelicans, Lobster, and Crab idle, and the Mask of Hungry Visitation eats the ground it's landing on to avoid fall damage. The Cosmic Monolith would blind Smiling Tim temporarily!... but he's dead.
The Astral Plane Chicken sits on its egg in the shop, having built itself a roost out of some old papers and scraps. It might have laid another egg, too, but it's not clear.
The Pile of the Godmodders random Junk keeps growing, like a disorganized babel's tower rising after being smote by the heavens for daring to try. There's a beauty to it, if you don't look too closely.
This round, the new type is 'Knives'.
The Slime Blob just sorta... hoovers up Smiling Tim's corpse, and I think we're all glad about that. Also, the rest of the clowns. Let's just put that chapter of your collective adventures behind us.
Waluigi continues to Paradox Tennis. while sleeping.
The Godmodder keeps digging through his pockets while idly progressing Thargar.
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[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 142/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).).
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. Abyssite: falling off in 1. 5s 1L
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 27/55 HP 20 A/-15 A.
[OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 66/70 HP 0/3 Gravity, Creeped Out
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 13 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 13/8 integrity)
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 13 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 13/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 0.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 3/4 Doomsday.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop!
Egg(x2?) 20/20 HP
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Globglogabgalab Has Fallen.
[AG] Smiling Tim - Dead. fake blood splatter. really buff in the smiling muscles in particular. technically only a honorary clown. corpse eaten by slime blob, after they became Dead. Dead. Dead. Dead. my god they're finally dead.
[AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 16 practical joke implements, 31 assorted metal bits, 11 bricks, 4 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 7 pieces of generic junk, 5 pens, 5 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 10 mouldy rotten foods(...), 11 Knives +25 items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents.
[AG] Slime Blob 55 HP, 5 regeneration, Acidic, 10 attack.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 3/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 35 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff.
rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (1.7) - imposing stance I, Perpetual preparations II, magnetic manifestations I.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! 1charge stored + historianism III!
Um... I cast fireball
Actually.
I want a portal to my factory... I put out some portal anchors... hmm... may or may need some Unobtanium to run it.
Well all these rocks might even be a good substitute.
I mine some rocks and then put the glowing ones as power supply for the portal.
Then I retry making blasters out of rock.
You summon Dragunity Militum (yeah, it fits the criteria. list was mostly for convenience)! Sadly, the Spell-Trap zone is a specific zone, currently containing the Net and Waluigis Scrap-iron scarecrow, and the ability of Militum is specifically for that- there are other Dragunity cards which send themselves to the spell/trap zone, you see.
evil whack 160- For every card in your opponents hand, flip a coin. this attack does 40 less damage for each heads.)
(Abilities do not count as attacks)
wait... does it just waiting? I thought it was... nope, nevermind, it gets you to just waiting, yeah.
you receive a wide variety of offers! among them are a 15 of clubs, a king of diamonds, a red 8, two bishops, a draw 4 card, an uno reverse reverse card,three dancing leprechauns, a bullet, red eyes darkness metal dragon, Left hand of the forbidden wane (it seems suspiciously purple), doom... one offers you Nourish and Lay on Hands, and a few others offer you properties scattered around the board. You're not sure who to trust, because they all look like featureless silhouettes.
After you come to your decision, Inpachi attacks again! NU. SCRAP IRON SCARECROW! WALUIGI NEGATES YOUR ATTACK.
NOW WALUIGI'S THYME TO SHINE! FIRST WALUIGI ROLLS HIS DICE!... 3+2. WALUIGI LANDS ON... TENNESSEE AVENUE... 14 rent. WALUIGI WAS GETTING TO THAT! AND NOW, WALUIGI ROLLS AGAIN BECAUSE OF OMEGA BARRAGE! 1+6. A RAILWAY! WAAAHAHAHA! you can't afford it. W...WALUIGI KNOWS THAT! WALUIGI WAS JUST TESTING PINK LUIGI! WAIT. WALUIGI HAS AN IDEA. YES. WALUIGI THINKS. THAT THIS IS THE BEST IDEA. THAT WALUIGI HAS HAD SO FAR. don't pat yourself on the back too hard, it's probably only ok. WALUIGI WILL TAKE STATES AVENUE, WHICH IS PINK- LIKE WALUIGI- AND CRUSH IT INTO VERY SMALL BALL! NOW, IT IS A BALL OF PINK! AND THAT IS MORE OR LESS WHAT AN ENERGY CARD IS, IN THE ICON! SO WALUIGI EQUIPS STATES AVENUE TO NIDOQUEEN! Well, you already used Omega Barrage this turn, so that's not going to help much right now. WALUIGI WILL GET TO IT! NEXT, MANA-CRAZED DARK ALAKAZAM EXPENDS 1 MANA CRYSTAL AND ATTACKS DRAGUNITY MILITUM! THIS ALSO DOES 500 DAMAGE TO ORANGE LUIGI.
so, your turn's over, I believe.
Wa.
Garfield's turn! Movement Roll is ... 1+2. , which is states avenue. that would mean payin' up to Waluigi, but he crumpled up the card and turned it into an energy card! so it won't.
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: Dragon Ravine/Monopoly.
Waluigi
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A
Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 112
W~Cards: None!
Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar
Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card(scrap iron scarecrow). Charles avenue (140) +
States Ave (140), yellow space (280), Park Place (350)Active Pokemon: Nidoqueen, +370 life points. States Ave as an energy card, Omega Barrage, Evoluter TM
Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G.
YuGiOh Monsters: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (2200Atk 2600Def)
MtG Creature: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam (4a 6hp)
ORAGarfield the Tabaxi.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ +
Points: 5. Life Points: 1300. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 6/6 MtG mana: none. Money: 1228
M~Cards: Get out of Jail free card, golf ball, A Fork.
Discarded: Birdie, magma rager, get out of jail free card,maybe a few others i forget.
Other: Bank Avenue (60), Waterworks(150, special), Tennesee Ave(180) equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower. in play- amaranthine wall.
YuGiOh monsters: Dragunity Militum (Dead'd).
Active 'Pokemon': Inpachi (130/130 Health points,
The solution to the answer is that JOEbob is a complete and utter nerd. I distract JOE on a secret chat no one knows about while I say this. For every 1 minute passes JOE fails to notice I post, the Godmodder takes 1 damage due to anyfins.
How do I do damage? Simple. I lecture the Godmodder into oblivion. Since JOE is busy counter lecturing me in another world, he can't defend the Godmodder for him.
Also I want to create an invisible box with darkness inside. I call it Invisibox
As long it is invisible, no one would think of attacking it, since it is not seen (or heard, felt, smelt, tasted).
To do this I summon 6 invisible barriers and then mumble something that has in no way something to do with an invisible box.
The now very secret place is now only known to a hand full of people in a different dimension, aka you: The players.
I now put a rock generator into the box and teleport the generated rocks into my inventory via a new magic I invent (it only requires the knowledge of the thing I teleport, not the space it occupies.
kablewie. the godmodder goes oof really loud and takes six damage. real damage which definitely won't be neutralized by the terrorble magics of redrover two posts down.
You put down a portal.
You mine (4+3+1+5+5) 18 rocks!
You power up the portal! however,there's no other side to connect to, and you have no clue where the Update Room is in relative position to yourself!
You've done 3 actions so the fourth doesn't work out.
I did not start this update until 5394 minutes had passed. this rolls over the Godmodder's entire healthbar 18 times! after rolling over those eighteen times, it ends up leaving the Godmodder with six more health then he started with, unless my math's mistaken.
Since things die when they reach 0 health, damage occurs instantly but based on how long it took to get started, and the Godmodders health winds up on not-0 health, he's basically fine. In addition, having taken 5394 damage from a player saying an attack does a specific amount of damage, he becomes well and truly permanently immune to attacks where you say you'll do x damage, attacks saying they'll do damage if something is true, and at least 5392 other single-sentence descriptors related to this attack.
You create an invisible box. with darkness inside. since there's darkness inside, the area that would normally be empty space, or blocked by the box's walls, looks very dark. like a cube made of light-eating fog.
the box is invisible, but the contents aren't, as shown by it having darkness inside, so you end up with a perfectly targetable rock generator with an invisible but fragile shield around it
wew.
(4a 20hp-> 4a=1Pa/5=1d5 rockgen/r)
The Terror Pants and Flying Spageti Monster idle, as does the cosmic monolith. You idles. the Mask of Hungry Visitation still has no orders. The pellicans have no orders, and idle. the rock collectors and creator lobster idle. the rock generator machine makes 1d5=1 rocks.
The Chicken continues sitting on its egg(s?).
The Pile of Junk gains a new category: bitcoins. it also grows in general.
The Slime Blob glops its way over to You and pours some of its acidic self over You to consume You. 10 damage!
The Godmodder keeps digging through his pockets... one of the things he finds, aside from the above, is a megaphone. this converts itself into progress on Thargar
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 142/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).).
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. Abyssite: falling off in 1. 5s 1L
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 27/55 HP 20 A/-15 A.
[OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 56/70 HP 1/3 Gravity, Creeped Out
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 13 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 13/8 integrity)
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 13 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 13/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 25 Rocks x1 (awakened materials!)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 0.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] rock maker machine 20/20 HP gather rocks!A {Invisible box, 18 hp}
Portal 30/30 HP. powered up. runs on rocks. no destination!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 3/4 Doomsday.
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop!
Egg(x1 to 3) 20/20 HP
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 16 practical joke implements, 31 assorted metal bits, 12 bricks, 5 inexplicably intact tomatoes, 7 pieces of generic junk, 5 pens, 5 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest, and 11 mouldy rotten foods(...), 12 Knives, 21 Bitcoins +25 items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents.
[AG] Slime Blob 60 HP, 5 regeneration, Acidic, 10 attack.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 4/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 54 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff.
rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Yellow Eishalon Mask (1.7) - imposing stance I, Perpetual preparations II, magnetic manifestations I.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! 1charge stored + historianism III!
=IF(AND(entity=belong to Hunger For Eggs on Toast;idle); collect rocks; False)
// this tells the entities that belong to us and are currently idle to collect rocks
Also collect rocks.
Also... hmm this invisibility is pretty hard so I just make all of the contents of the invisibox completely translucent (letting through 100% of all light without changing the lights movements from their normal movements).