However, said wardrobe was actually meat storage, with a secret escape route for the starveling cat in the back.
I pull out my arcane battery and give it to the Lesser Elementals to use for concentrated energy.
Orders? Keep searching for the Masterwork Inlays.
The wardrobe was meat storage, to keep the cat there, but the basilisk hadn't a clue there was an escape route... the meat is also all stone because the basilisk looked at it. The Starveling cat escapes! You get so distracted watching the cat run away, you forget to give the elementals an arcane battery!.... unless you meant your stored level 25, or P, spell slot, in which case please clarify. The Elementals look for inlays... And fine 1D8 -> 8 Inlays at once! that gives them some excess... what will you do with those? The Basilisk breaks open the wardrobe to find the Starveling cat has escaped! In rage, it consumptions all the stone meat, but it is not full. +1 Unaccountably Peckish: There is urgent appetite. [NO] no NoNoNoNohere. [OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled. [OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (calm) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes. [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H-OG] Shoggoth stable: -1 hit points /25 HP Bound to Acerak! Acid skin!
[A] 6% intact Ballista Crumbled. near master of wolves. still covered in mammoth blood. [OG?]Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre. [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental (all searching) (chalk of life 100% Imbuement stone x1 Crystal focus x1 (need 1) Masterwork inlays x10 (need 8) Concentrated energy x0 (need 2) negative No essence x9 (need 0) )
[OG] Fort in progress 62 hp 52% done. (+3% per round)
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort!
[OAG-Shard]Basilisk: 4O0 /A00 HP Flesh to Stone gaze(weakened)! Real big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be Red! Low wisdom saving throws. 71.4% Sanity. Disintegrating (10 damage a round.) dominated by Aeisenberg, sitting Is Grey! Starveling cat hiding somewhere! Unaccountably peckish 2.
Greater restoration on the deva, hopefully getting the flex seal off his mouth.
the flex seal is a major magical artefact, so it rolls to survive... and rolls 22, which would be you succeeding regardless of whether you where rolling or the artefact.
The Deva smiles at you. its ready to provide you with an endless barrel of exposition whenever you want!... Or just clear up what it said last round if you prefer.
I create a wall of force over the deva in hemisphere form to protect it from the Goliath.
FWOOM. a hemisphere of force flares into existence above the Deva right as the GOLIATH's foot swings down. with a sickening crack, its foot slams into the force, activating an automatic function: dispel magic, and cracking the forcefield slightly besides, somehow. ...The GOLIATH rolls a 10. not only does the first dispel fail, giving the Deva a chance to scramble out of the way, but it makes the second roll with a disadvantage, needing 65 to succeed, though it makes the second with 79. its foot bends slightly, before the flex tape repairs it. The Deva plans its barrel of exposition, before leaping into the air for mobility. The GOLIATH uses its momentum from the stomp to Swing a devastating punch at... weighted Random numbergenerator... The Deva, Again, by 1, despite weighting it against them. slow. clap. However, as you know, the GOLIATH is slow, so there's still another turn until the punch actually hits, and given the Deva's preparation for the Goliath's attack, there's a good chance they'll dodge anyway. The Godmodder is still holding the GOLIATH Together, especially with its momentary injury this round!
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP Surrounded by flex seal! [AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! 100% improved product! Flex Seal can! ??? Health. Perfect. Too perfect... [P] Aeisenberg 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet). necessary to complete GOLIATH (Enemy magnet x5) [P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. not holding quarterstaff- probably dropped it somewhere. [P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. [Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP Totally thankful! wielding multiple weapons. flying. Targetted by GOLIATH Twice now (Enemy repellent x1). prepared to spew barrel of exposition.
I meant my 25th level slot. Clarification Granted.
Action: I train the lesser elementals in dodging skills.
Orders: Store the extra Masterwork Inlays. We will need them later.
Complex Order incoming. Assist with the fort unless the 25th level slot was enough energy to power the No Elemental. Otherwise, finish the process.
The 25th level slot, combined with the elementals action this round, is sufficient, but they don't have the actions left over to start looking for NO essence. the Lesser elementals now have dodging skills! its not second nature yet, so you need to remind them to use them on a given round, but they can train one-another, and since each elemental has less attack then HP, nobody'll die! oh, and you keep the inlays.
The elementals act as described above. the basilisk Is hungry, and the celestial bear appatizing... but no, it can't waste its invulnerability. Now where is that blasted starveling cat...? [NO] no NoNoNoNohere. [OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled. [OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (calm) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes. [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H-OG] Shoggoth stable: -1 hit points /25 HP Bound to Acerak! Acid skin!
[A] 6% intact Ballista Crumbled. near master of wolves. still covered in mammoth blood. [OG?]Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre. [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental (all searching) (chalk of life 100% Imbuement stone x1 Crystal focus x1 (need 1) Masterwork inlays x10 (need 8) Concentrated energy x0 (need 2) negative No essence x9 (need 0) ) Dodging skillz!
[OG] Fort in progress 62 hp 52% done. (+3% per round)
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort!
[OAG-Shard]Basilisk: 4O0 /A00 HP Flesh to Stone gaze(weakened)! Real big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be Red! Low wisdom saving throws. 67.4% Sanity. Disintegrating (10 damage a round.) dominated by Aeisenberg, sitting Is Grey! Starveling cat hiding somewhere! Unaccountably peckish 2.
DEVA:I said 'I've heard of that Godmodder guy before. DEVA: He's set up some kind of field around an entire section of the multiverse, worsening summoning sickness and keeping most beings from entering without inside help.' DEVA: ....I've always wanted to be the one to bring him in.
I send my last two Melf's Minute Meteors at the Goliath's kneecap.
there's a crack, before the Goliath fixes the wound with the Flex Seal in his left hand. still, he has less of it now I guess. The GOLIATH's damaged knee puts him off balance, As the Deva's wings flap hard, a gale of ethereal yellow shooting out and pushing the drill off course, but it's already been 100% improved, so with the Tough, no slip grip the GOLIATH twists it. the Deva reveals their headcannon- that the Godmodder got his powers from being dropped on his head as a baby- and fires, the additional recoil moving them further back as the explosion pushes the 100% improved product off course. they roll for success... and succeed, sending themself out of the way and to the ridge of the bathtub. The GOLIATH lifts his 100%improvedproduct and dips it in flex seal liquid again, before turning it on. Globs and threads of seal spiral out, and one of them's headed right for [65% chance aeisenberg 25% books 10% deva] Aeisenberg! it won't deal damage, but if he gets hit there's no way he's avoiding the follow-up! note that if you do nothing, you still have a 40% dodge chance. The Godmodder is holding together the GOLIATH!
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP Surrounded by flex seal! [AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! 100% improved product! Flex Seal can! ??? Health. Perfect. Too perfect... [P] Aeisenberg 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet). necessary to complete GOLIATH (Enemy magnet x5) Targeted by GOLIATH! [P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. [P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. [Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP Totally thankful! wielding multiple weapons. prepared to spew barrel of exposition.
I leap into the fray!(the sidequest) I pull out my trusty magic greataxe of DOOOOM! which was forged in the heart of vesuvius out of the hopes and dreams of the entire d&d beyond community.(it also functions as an ocarina for some reason)
I swing my ocarina-axe at the Goliath, screaming wildly.
"AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I leap into the fray!(the sidequest) I pull out my trusty magic greataxe of DOOOOM! which was forged in the heart of vesuvius out of the hopes and dreams of the entire d&d beyond community.(it also functions as an ocarina for some reason)
I swing my ocarina-axe at the Goliath, screaming wildly.
"AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
With a swing of DOOM, DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM, DOOM, you slam into the GOLIATH! having just joined the game, they had no idea you where there, giving you a backstab, surprise attack and critical hit!
The GOLIATH stumbles forwards, and I choose a random body part for you to have struck... The GOLIATH's shirt gets melted and burned, revealing unprotected skin. they'll probably fix it soon, but for now, their back is open to the elements. EORR The globule of flex seal liquid spirals forwards, And slams straight into Aeisenberg as they fail to dodge (rolled 38, needed 60). they're pinned! no way they're dodging in that condition The Deva, seeing the torn clothing on the Goliath's back, flits around and grabs their dagger of consecration, craving a octagonal ritual circle into its back, and making it hard to clear because its holy. The GOLIATH, though somewhat weakened as the Godmodder is partially busy repairing his shirt, lunges forwards, 100% improved product (Which is a drill) aimed at Aeisenberg The Trapped (No roll for dodging due to glob. guaranteed to be attacked due to not wasting the globs effect. you'll need to either block the attack, or push it off-course.)
The Godmodder is maintaining the Goliath's decency!
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP Surrounded by flex seal! [AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! 100% improved product! Flex Seal can! ??? Health. Perfect. Too perfect... consecrated runes on back, slightly torn shirt. [P] Aeisenberg 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet). necessary to complete GOLIATH (Enemy magnet x5) Targeted by GOLIATH! Trapped! [P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. [P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. [Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP Totally thankful! wielding multiple weapons. prepared to spew barrel of exposition.
Orders: Begin the search for NO energy. Check the entity "[NO] no NoNoNoNo here." , Otherwise, keep searching.
you do that. +10 fort built-ness! The elementals can't see the entity list, but they decide that if such a thing exists, it'll probably do very well- It says No six times and states that there's a no there! for now, since they don't know where this [NO] no No NoNo No here. is, they preform a simple summoning spell. it's enough to bring them 3 No Essence, but exhausts all their spell slots above 2. they won't be able to do it again... The Basilisk decides the Starveling cat must be hiding. It could be in the sickbay,The convenient tree, or the Fort... And the Basilisk smells rotting rat from III - The fort. It Really shouldn't attack without the Godmodder's support, but it needs that Cat... And those rats do smell Oddly appetizing. +1 Unaccountably peckish: There is a requirement.
[NO] no NoNoNoNohere. [OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled. [OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (calm) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes. [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H-OG] Shoggoth stable: -1 hit points /25 HP Bound to Acerak! Acid skin!
[A] 6% intact Ballista Crumbled. near master of wolves. still covered in mammoth blood. [OG?]Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre. [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental (all searching) (chalk of life 100% Imbuement stone x1 Crystal focus x1 (need 1) Masterwork inlays x10 (need 8) Concentrated energy x0 (need 2) negative No essence x6 (need 0) ) Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 3.
[OG] Fort in progress 77 hp 65% done. (+3% per round)
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort!
[OAG-Shard]Basilisk: 4O0 /A00 HP Flesh to Stone gaze(weakened)! Real big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be Red! Low wisdom saving throws. 63.6% Sanity. Disintegrating (10 damage a round.) dominated by Aeisenberg- not that it matters with its mind half gone. Is Grey! Starveling cat in Fort! Unaccountably peckish 3.
I play an enchanting tune on my ocarina-axe, hoping to distract our enemies.
"fweeeet fweeet toodloodloodle"
The GOLIATH is now distracted! in fact, it's so distracted it forgot entirely about the True love it felt for Aeisenberg's image. mostly, it's trying to figure out what magical effect you're going to trigger this time. last time it was doom, so this time it must be... Delayed doom! or so the GOLIATH concludes.
You cast fly, and begin to fly in the air! Everyone who doesn't know about magic is very confused. which is nobody.
EORR The 100% improved product thrusts forwards, but it's off-course. Assuming Aeisenberg holds the rapier in their right hand (as right is the more common dominant one), the attack, previously aimed at the FLEX TAPE in Aeisenberg's left hand (GOLIATH's right)... would pierce Aeisenberg in the stomach, had I not realized pushing the attack to Aeisenberg's left is the more logical assumption as to their meaning. As such, in drills into the bathtub to Aeisenberg's left, missing the flex tape roll and pulverizing whatever this tub's made of. The Deva continues their action. Ethereal flickers of holy light gather along their Mend of Shortoutthem, the inverse of the Lance of Longinus, because something used to kill a holy being would become Unholy, not holy, and Mend is an antonym to lance, short is the opposite of long, out is the opposite of in, and them is the opposite of us. anyway, the light gathers into a bent shape, before turning into the butt of a mend because the butt is the opposite of a head, before they throw their mend of shortoutthem directly away from the rune circle. the circle glows, visible through the clothing, and begins to form something in its center.
The GOLIATH staggers as the mend of shortoutthem is thrown directly away from them, and the 100% improved product starts to fall off-balance, onto a spontaneous trampoline, towards... the Deva! somehow! the trampoline bit was added after the roll as justification! the Deva is concentrating- They might not notice the 100% improved product in time!
The Godmodder is maintaining the GOLIATH's existence.
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP Surrounded by flex seal! [AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! 100% improved product (flying a deva)! Flex Seal can! ??? Health. Perfect. Too perfect... consecrated runes on back, something forming. [P] Aeisenberg 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet). necessary to complete GOLIATH (Enemy magnet x5) [P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. [P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. [Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP wielding multiple weapons. seems abnormally strong? Targeted by 100% improved product.
Action: I build defenses on the fort that makes attackers take damage every time they attack.
Orders: MAN THE FORT to Dissuade attacks.
You create the CLOUDED MIRROR DEFENCE! a fraction of the foe's attack damage shall be reflected! your orders have been given.
Two elementals wind up dead in the center of the fort, tied up and partially eaten.
The Elementals are offended by the term man! they're not men! they're elementals and may or may not have no gender! I'm not sure how lesser elementals work exactly. disgruntled by your clear insensitivity, they are lightly distracted as they guard, the rowdy noises reduce the basilisks inclination to attack. The Basilisk is still desperate. it roars. if you can't drive it off or find it the starveling cat within 2 rounds, it plans to attack, waste of invulnerability or no.
[NO] nisNnctNseNe:Nohere. [OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled. [OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (calm) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes. [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H-OG] Shoggoth stable: -1 hit points /25 HP Bound to Acerak! Acid skin!
[A] 6% intact Ballista Crumbled. near master of wolves. still covered in mammoth blood. [OG?]Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre. [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x12 making a "No" elemental (all searching) (chalk of life 100% Imbuement stone x1 Crystal focus x1 (need 1) Masterwork inlays x10 (need 8) Concentrated energy x2 (need 2) negative No essence x6 (need 0) ) Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 3.
[OG] Fort in progress 80 hp 68% done. (+3% per round) Clouded mirror defence!
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort!
[OAG-Shard]Basilisk: 4O0 /A00 HP Flesh to Stone gaze(weakened)! Real big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be Red! Low wisdom saving throws. 63.6% Sanity. Disintegrating (10 damage a round.) dominated by Aeisenberg- not that it matters with its mind half gone. Is Grey! Starveling cat in Fort! Invulnerable! Unaccountably peckish 3.
I'm initiating a vote. Attempt to Kill Basilisk or do not kill Basilisk and just keep them eating. Vote in your posts other players.
Action: I add a defensive perimeter filled with sandbags and fences that force people to attack the fort to actually attack anything inside the fort, which was the original mechanic of the fort that the Basilisk just cheated.
Orders: Continue the search for No essence to create the No Elemental.
However, said wardrobe was actually meat storage, with a secret escape route for the starveling cat in the back.
I pull out my arcane battery and give it to the Lesser Elementals to use for concentrated energy.
Orders? Keep searching for the Masterwork Inlays.
I create a wall of force over the deva in hemisphere form to protect it from the Goliath.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
You get so distracted watching the cat run away, you forget to give the elementals an arcane battery!.... unless you meant your stored level 25, or P, spell slot, in which case please clarify.
The Elementals look for inlays... And fine 1D8 -> 8 Inlays at once! that gives them some excess... what will you do with those?
The Basilisk breaks open the wardrobe to find the Starveling cat has escaped! In rage, it consumptions all the stone meat, but it is not full. +1 Unaccountably Peckish: There is urgent appetite.
[NO] no No NoNo No here.
[OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled.
[OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (calm) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes.
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG?] Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre.
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental (all searching) (chalk of life 100% Imbuement stone x1 Crystal focus x1 (need 1) Masterwork inlays x10 (need 8) Concentrated energy x0 (need 2) negative No essence x9 (need 0) )
the flex seal is a major magical artefact, so it rolls to survive... and rolls 22, which would be you succeeding regardless of whether you where rolling or the artefact.
The Deva smiles at you. its ready to provide you with an endless barrel of exposition whenever you want!... Or just clear up what it said last round if you prefer.
...The GOLIATH rolls a 10. not only does the first dispel fail, giving the Deva a chance to scramble out of the way, but it makes the second roll with a disadvantage, needing 65 to succeed, though it makes the second with 79. its foot bends slightly, before the flex tape repairs it.
The Deva plans its barrel of exposition, before leaping into the air for mobility.
The GOLIATH uses its momentum from the stomp to Swing a devastating punch at... weighted Random numbergenerator... The Deva, Again, by 1, despite weighting it against them.
slow. clap.
However, as you know, the GOLIATH is slow, so there's still another turn until the punch actually hits, and given the Deva's preparation for the Goliath's attack, there's a good chance they'll dodge anyway.
The Godmodder is still holding the GOLIATH Together, especially with its momentary injury this round!
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP Surrounded by flex seal!
[AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! 100% improved product! Flex Seal can! ??? Health. Perfect. Too perfect...
[P] Aeisenberg 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet). necessary to complete GOLIATH (Enemy magnet x5)
[P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. not holding quarterstaff- probably dropped it somewhere.
[P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area.
[Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP Totally thankful! wielding multiple weapons. flying. Targetted by GOLIATH Twice now (Enemy repellent x1). prepared to spew barrel of exposition.
I meant my 25th level slot. Clarification Granted.
Action: I train the lesser elementals in dodging skills.
Orders: Store the extra Masterwork Inlays. We will need them later.
Complex Order incoming. Assist with the fort unless the 25th level slot was enough energy to power the No Elemental. Otherwise, finish the process.
I send my last two Melf's Minute Meteors at the Goliath's kneecap.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
the Lesser elementals now have dodging skills! its not second nature yet, so you need to remind them to use them on a given round, but they can train one-another, and since each elemental has less attack then HP, nobody'll die! oh, and you keep the inlays.
[NO] no No NoNo No here.
[OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled.
[OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (calm) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes.
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG?] Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre.
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental (all searching) (chalk of life 100% Imbuement stone x1 Crystal focus x1 (need 1) Masterwork inlays x10 (need 8) Concentrated energy x0 (need 2) negative No essence x9 (need 0) ) Dodging skillz!
DEVA:I said 'I've heard of that Godmodder guy before.
DEVA: He's set up some kind of field around an entire section of the multiverse, worsening summoning sickness and keeping most beings from entering without inside help.'
DEVA: ....I've always wanted to be the one to bring him in.
The GOLIATH's damaged knee puts him off balance, As the Deva's wings flap hard, a gale of ethereal yellow shooting out and pushing the drill off course, but it's already been 100% improved, so with the Tough, no slip grip the GOLIATH twists it. the Deva reveals their headcannon- that the Godmodder got his powers from being dropped on his head as a baby- and fires, the additional recoil moving them further back as the explosion pushes the 100% improved product off course. they roll for success... and succeed, sending themself out of the way and to the ridge of the bathtub.
The GOLIATH lifts his 100%improvedproduct and dips it in flex seal liquid again, before turning it on. Globs and threads of seal spiral out, and one of them's headed right for [65% chance aeisenberg 25% books 10% deva] Aeisenberg! it won't deal damage, but if he gets hit there's no way he's avoiding the follow-up! note that if you do nothing, you still have a 40% dodge chance.
The Godmodder is holding together the GOLIATH!
[AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! 100% improved product! Flex Seal can! ??? Health. Perfect. Too perfect...
[P] Aeisenberg 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet). necessary to complete GOLIATH (Enemy magnet x5) Targeted by GOLIATH!
[P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area.
[P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area.
[Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP Totally thankful! wielding multiple weapons. prepared to spew barrel of exposition.
I aim a disintegrate at the Flex Seal Can.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Action: Build the Fort
Orders: Begin the search for NO energy. Check the entity "[NO] no No NoNo No here." , Otherwise, keep searching.
I leap into the fray!(the sidequest) I pull out my trusty magic greataxe of DOOOOM! which was forged in the heart of vesuvius out of the hopes and dreams of the entire d&d beyond community.(it also functions as an ocarina for some reason)
I swing my ocarina-axe at the Goliath, screaming wildly.
"AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!"
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
UPDATE COMPLETE!
The GOLIATH Falls in love with the illusory clone. they have identical interests and everything! ...too bad the glob has already been thrown.
EORR
The globule of flex seal liquid spirals forwards, And slams straight into Aeisenberg as they fail to dodge (rolled 38, needed 60). they're pinned! no way they're dodging in that condition
The Deva, seeing the torn clothing on the Goliath's back, flits around and grabs their dagger of consecration, craving a octagonal ritual circle into its back, and making it hard to clear because its holy.
The GOLIATH, though somewhat weakened as the Godmodder is partially busy repairing his shirt, lunges forwards, 100% improved product (Which is a drill) aimed at Aeisenberg The Trapped (No roll for dodging due to glob. guaranteed to be attacked due to not wasting the globs effect. you'll need to either block the attack, or push it off-course.)
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP Surrounded by flex seal!
[AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! 100% improved product! Flex Seal can! ??? Health. Perfect. Too perfect... consecrated runes on back, slightly torn shirt.
[P] Aeisenberg 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet). necessary to complete GOLIATH (Enemy magnet x5) Targeted by GOLIATH! Trapped!
[P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area.
[P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area.
[Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP Totally thankful! wielding multiple weapons. prepared to spew barrel of exposition.
The elementals can't see the entity list, but they decide that if such a thing exists, it'll probably do very well- It says No six times and states that there's a no there! for now, since they don't know where this [NO] no No NoNo No here. is, they preform a simple summoning spell. it's enough to bring them 3 No Essence, but exhausts all their spell slots above 2. they won't be able to do it again...
The Basilisk decides the Starveling cat must be hiding. It could be in the sickbay,The convenient tree, or the Fort... And the Basilisk smells rotting rat from III - The fort. It Really shouldn't attack without the Godmodder's support, but it needs that Cat... And those rats do smell Oddly appetizing. +1 Unaccountably peckish: There is a requirement.
[OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled.
[OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (calm) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes.
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG?] Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre.
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x14 making a "No" elemental (all searching) (chalk of life 100% Imbuement stone x1 Crystal focus x1 (need 1) Masterwork inlays x10 (need 8) Concentrated energy x0 (need 2) negative No essence x6 (need 0) ) Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 3.
I play an enchanting tune on my ocarina-axe, hoping to distract our enemies.
"fweeeet fweeet toodloodloodle"
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Action: I build defenses on the fort that makes attackers take damage every time they attack.
Orders: MAN THE FORT to Dissuade attacks.
I cast fly on myself.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
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In other news, I just found out that the EORR takes over twice as long for me to do as the player actions. who'd a thunk it?
The 100% improved product thrusts forwards, but it's off-course. Assuming Aeisenberg holds the rapier in their right hand (as right is the more common dominant one), the attack, previously aimed at the FLEX TAPE in Aeisenberg's left hand (GOLIATH's right)... would pierce Aeisenberg in the stomach, had I not realized pushing the attack to Aeisenberg's left is the more logical assumption as to their meaning. As such, in drills into the bathtub to Aeisenberg's left, missing the flex tape roll and pulverizing whatever this tub's made of.
The Deva continues their action. Ethereal flickers of holy light gather along their Mend of Shortoutthem, the inverse of the Lance of Longinus, because something used to kill a holy being would become Unholy, not holy, and Mend is an antonym to lance, short is the opposite of long, out is the opposite of in, and them is the opposite of us. anyway, the light gathers into a bent shape, before turning into the butt of a mend because the butt is the opposite of a head, before they throw their mend of shortoutthem directly away from the rune circle. the circle glows, visible through the clothing, and begins to form something in its center.
[GM] Godmodder: 295 /300 HP Surrounded by flex seal!
[AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! 100% improved product (flying a deva)! Flex Seal can! ??? Health. Perfect. Too perfect... consecrated runes on back, something forming.
[P] Aeisenberg 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Roll of FLEX TAPE: 40% dodge chance. radiates power (enemy magnet). necessary to complete GOLIATH (Enemy magnet x5)
[P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area.
[P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,1. Giant bathtub area.
[Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP wielding multiple weapons. seems abnormally strong? Targeted by 100% improved product.
[OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled.
[OG?]Celestial Bear 11/19 HP 3 young (calm) Protective of young. Glowing cyan eyes.
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG?] Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated, under the control of Erajhan Quivvyre.
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x12 making a "No" elemental (all searching) (chalk of life 100% Imbuement stone x1 Crystal focus x1 (need 1) Masterwork inlays x10 (need 8) Concentrated energy x2 (need 2) negative No essence x6 (need 0) ) Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 3.
I'm initiating a vote. Attempt to Kill Basilisk or do not kill Basilisk and just keep them eating. Vote in your posts other players.
Action: I add a defensive perimeter filled with sandbags and fences that force people to attack the fort to actually attack anything inside the fort, which was the original mechanic of the fort that the Basilisk just cheated.
Orders: Continue the search for No essence to create the No Elemental.