Sorry for missing this post. the bomb goes off, rippling through the basilisks insides, before it opens its mouth, allowing the explosions force to leave its still-invulnerable body and rip through the Byakhee's illusion. The basilisk is also now Irradiated. it will generate a random mutation every round. however, there is nothing selecting for positive mutations, so the majority will be negative.
EORR: the Byakhee's illusion just got ripped apart, despite being incorporeal somehow! this is the second time it's had trouble with that to- The sky flickers to night time, then daytime. alright, for the second time this week. its illusion fails, flickering out. The Lesser Elementals keep thinking... ... ... ... ... They get an idea! If any of them can find (or has) a [Rod Of Absorption], they can raise its durability and store spell slots in it! then, they Give the rod to the NO elemental, cast death ward on themselves, and run away screaming! What? no they aren't cowards! The screaming is, uh, um, to distract the basilisk. .... Yeah, They're cowards.
The Basilisk, given a moment to think, realizes the starveling cat never left the fort... because it was never born! It was actually mister Elven all along! mister elven faked his death and lived on as Starveling cat to escape the political pressures in India. think about it- The cat was born the Exact Same Year Mister elven died!*
Wait, that doesn't sound right... [Low sanity delayed its attack a turn!] The basilisk then mutates the beginning of a fin on the tip of its tail. useless! -3 hp is used to create it.
[NO] A distinct absence:Nohere. [OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled. [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H-OG] Shoggoth stable: -1 hit points /25 HP Bound to Acerak! Acid skin!
[H-OG] Byakhee 12 /12 HP Bound to Acerak! minor illusion ability! [OG?]Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated. [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 1.5 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 4 aside from 1 level 8 slot each. plan ready. [NO]NO Elemental No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals!
[OG] Fort in progress 125/125 hp 100% done Clouded mirror defence! 13HP sandbag perimeter!
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort!
[OAG-Shard]Basilisk: 3B2 /A00 HP Flesh to Stone gaze(weakened)! Real big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be Red! Low wisdom saving throws. 49% Sanity. Disintegrating (10 damage a round.) Random tail fin. mind half gone. Is Grey! Starveling cat in Fort! About to figure out where the cat is. Invulnerable! Irradiated. Unaccountably peckish 4.
*The cat was born 27 years after mister elven died. Give or take, about the Exact Same Year!
My eyes widen in horror, and I cat forcecage in an attempt to save myself.
Forcecage conjured,between you and the Goliath, as it has already been shown to have counters to Hemisphere of force and similar spells, so you still need to be able to move. You dodge north...
I inhale greatly, and then blow as hard as I can in an attempt to blow the GOLIATH's thrust off course.
FFFFWWWOOOOOOOSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
[rolls a 1/4] ...And it's A terrible idea! Woobydoobydoo's Breath pushes the GOLIATH's Thrust North as well! Now, we need to figure out whether the cage would get in its way. And so the message is sent to the unwitting target...s since Aeisenberg's answer assumed the cage Around him. then went offline... then nobody answered for 42 minutes. Selecting solid...
In a real life test running from a standstill, I could go 10 or so feet in a second and a half. A solid-type Forcecage is 10 feet long. if North is diagonal and you start at a corner, the run time becomes (√(10Ft^2 +10Ft^2) = 14.smth Ft) x (10 Ft / 1.5 s) , or 2.25 seconds. A Dnd round technically lasts 6 seconds, which applys only when paying attention to physics beyond truly necessary. the GOLIATH's attack takes half a round; 3 seconds. Thus, the Cage is no longer an issue by the time the attack happens. However, you still have one chance. FLEX TAPE grants Aeisenberg a 40% dodge rating. Taking into account the higher speed of this attack(andthatAeisenbergissortaRunningIntoTheirHand), that rating becomes 20% chance to suffer a glancing blow and 20% for a miss. random.org says... Ok, I almost can't believe this. 2 out of 100. we were rolling for Aeisenberg's dodge, not the GOLIATH's accuracy, so that Aeisenberg failed.
35 damage to Aeisenberg! FLEX TAPE Stolen. Time runs short.
I use Vicious Mockery on Godmodder: "You're no god! Before this day is over the world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that the weak stood against the strong, and before this battle is over, even a god can bleed!"
The Godmodder takes some time out of his busy schGODMODDER: True, I'm only Nearly a Deity, but if you die quickly we can change that. also... GODMODDER: /Time Set Night Set the time to 13000 GODMODDER: /Time Set Day Set time to 1000 GODMODDER: And the day just ended.
...To set you straight on various issues.
The GOLIATH has ripped flex tape from Aeisenberg's hands. In an instant, it wraps it twice around its head, removing the worms and reversing the DOOMstructolition.It then sticks two lines of FLEX TAPE from its shoulder to its arm, Both healing the damage from the high-speed thrust and allowing it to use similar abilities again. This takes its action. The Deva is... unamused with the Godmodder's quips and the GOLIATH's actions. It chisels its statue to have a phone in their intrepid hero's hand. as long as this stays intact, Help is on the way. maybe. don'tcountonit
[GM] Godmodder: 293 /300 HP Nearly a deity. [AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! head FLEX TAPED! 100% improved product (Embedded in wall)! Flex Seal can (almost empty, on floor)! ??? Health. I'mperfect.Torn back of shirt. Can use fastattack repeatedly. [P] Aeisenberg 46/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Has lost flex tape, causing uncontrollable weeping... until their next action anyway. [P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. Cats Grace! [P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. [P] Holyvigil 100/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. [P] woobydoobydoo 100/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. [Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP wielding multiple weapons. chiselling statue.
I create a wide variety of traps, weapons, and tools to coordinate the defense at the discretion of the General (The No Elemental)
Orders: No Elemental: You are now the General. Coordinate a defense against the Basilisk on the Fort. You are really smart, so this shouldn't be too hard. Your rank overrides elementals, and I am the Marshall.
Priorities: The Cat, Elementals (including the No Elemental), and the Fort. Conserve as much as you can, and delay the assault. Retreating further into the fort is an option, and planning a contigency for fort destruction to get out of there is acceptable, but do not cowardly hide since it will only delay.
OK, time to use this cat's grace to it's fullest. I cast steel wind strike, and teleport to the following five locations on the Goliath to strike: neck, shoulders, hands. I finish on the same wrist as the hand holding the Flex Tape. For those without access to Xanathar's:
Steel Wind Strike: 5th level conjuration
You flourish the weapon used in the casting and then vanish to strike like the wind. Choose up to five targets you can see within range. Make a melee spell attack against each target. On a hit, a target takes 6d10 force damage. You can then teleport to an unoccupied space you can see within 5 feet of tone of the targets you hit or missed
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
A bright white flash of light suddenly explodes out of me, and everyone is blinded. when everyone can see again, I seem to be wearing adamantium tipped rocket boots and my arms have been replaced with gatling guns. My legs then fly up to the GOLIATH's face and give it a triple roundhouse kick, while my body decides to stay behind and fire thousands of strangely eggplant shaped mini nukes out of its gatling gun arms, while simultaneously donning a stylish hat. Suddenly, the hat spews out 5 (2d6) small furry balls, which transform into many demon koalas that really hate the godmodder and all his creations.
(OOC: Sorry, I thought you only had the one question. I'm also trying to readjust to the whole Discord thing, I haven't used it in a little over a year. Sorry again.)
Wiping tears from my eyes, I cast Cure wounds on myself.
"Oka-okay... Thing are bad... we need a plan... ow, my everything...."
OK, time to use this cat's grace to it's fullest. I cast steel wind strike, and teleport to the following five locations on the Goliath to strike: neck, shoulders, hands. I finish on the same wrist as the hand holding the Flex Tape. For those without access to Xanathar's:
Steel Wind Strike: 5th level conjuration
You flourish the weapon used in the casting and then vanish to strike like the wind. Choose up to five targets you can see within range. Make a melee spell attack against each target. On a hit, a target takes 6d10 force damage. You can then teleport to an unoccupied space you can see within 5 feet of tone of the targets you hit or missed
You aren't holding a standard weapon! however, unarmed is considered a weapon! using your hand as a cost to activate the spell, you will lose 5 HP and gain bleeding 1 until fixed once this action resolves. vanishing, you slam into the GOLIATH's neck with a CRACK. its flesh ripples, but no significant damage is dealt. with a blow to each shoulder, the GOLIATH is knocked out of its combat-ready stance, and as you strike the hands, I... realize an inconsistency: The GOLIATH's hands where already somewhat FLEX TAPE'd. To resolve this inconsistency, and stick to logic, I must weaken the GOLIATH's current form. it just has an extra layer of FLEX TAPE now, allowing a fast-attack every other round instead of every round. with another crack, you hit each hand. though flex tape repaired the physical wounds [instantly patch, bond seal and repair], one attack peals off a strip of tape, sticking its hands together. you proceed to land on its wrist.
OOC: this attack was slightly weakened in effectiveness for its main effect after it got me to vastly weaken the GOLIATH's Fastattack ability.
A bright white flash of light suddenly explodes out of me, and everyone is blinded. when everyone can see again, I seem to be wearing adamantium tipped rocket boots and my arms have been replaced with gatling guns. My legs then fly up to the GOLIATH's face and give it a triple roundhouse kick, while my body decides to stay behind and fire thousands of strangely eggplant shaped mini nukes out of its gatling gun arms, while simultaneously donning a stylish hat. Suddenly, the hat spews out 3 (2d6) small furry balls, which transform into many demon koalas that really hate the godmodder and all his creations.
you knock back the GOLIATH further. It's near falling... The GOLIATH, still teetering, grabs a chunk of rock between its elbows and throws it at Aeisenberg! if it can just kill one of these people, it'll be worth it! this shot has a 50% miss chance, and is easier to avoid. OOC: I'm not sure if I covered this. if you die in a sidequest, you're kicked out of the sidequest and can't join again, and must spend 1 round respawning. you may then join an unrelated sidequest if any exist, or return to the main world. If you somehow die in the main battle, it works on a case-by-case basis. The Deva considers helping Aeisenberg... but decides against it, instead erecting an energy shield around the statue.
[GM] Godmodder: 293 /300 HP Nearly a deity. [AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands(lopsidedly), and part of chest flextaped! head FLEX TAPED! 100% improved product (Embedded in wall)! Flex Seal can (almost empty, on floor)! ??? Health. I'mperfect.Torn back of shirt. Can use fastattack every other round without repercussions. hands sorta FLEXTAPEd together, Teetering backwards. [P] Aeisenberg 51/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. targeted by GOLIATH rock throw. (50% miss chance) [P] Booksbooks3 75/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. Bleeding from armstump (-1 regen) [P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. [P] Holyvigil 100/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. [P] woobydoobydoo 100/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. [Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP wielding multiple weapons. Statue shielded.
I create a wide variety of traps, weapons, and tools to coordinate the defense at the discretion of the General (The No Elemental)
Orders: No Elemental: You are now the General. Coordinate a defense against the Basilisk on the Fort. You are really smart, so this shouldn't be too hard. Your rank overrides elementals, and I am the Marshall.
Priorities: The Cat, Elementals (including the No Elemental), and the Fort. Conserve as much as you can, and delay the assault. Retreating further into the fort is an option, and planning a contigency for fort destruction to get out of there is acceptable, but do not cowardly hide since it will only delay.
you create many weapons and traps. The NO General/wizard thinks for a moment, conjuring a magical orb to show it possible futures, and concludes that the best weapon to use is The elemental's socks, rolled up and infused with slight magic, and the best Trap is a balloon holding up a ladder above a cardboard cutout of the starveling cat, rested on a floor of mirrors.
...the rest of the paths will be covered with Silent image spells of a terrifying gauntlet of spikes and fire and flame and acid and the spikes are made of kryptonite which as we all know counters invulnerability. these are not real, of course. Also, did I read that right? you value the cat over the elementals over the fort? or is it the other way around?
I use illusion spells to create high quality dank memes to distract the basilisk
Trying to distract the basilisk with an Oxymoron! clever, but the Basilisk is so clever, it doesn't know what an Oxymoron is! however, they are flashy... the basilisk must roll 2-sided coin- 1 is staying on course, 2 is distracted. it rolls 2, and is thus distracted... pretty lights...
EORR The Generalwizard spends its time carving a rod of power absorption. keep the basilisk distracted another turn, and he'll stand a much better chance, what with the ability to cast 7 Level 7 spells in a row without loosing any spell slots. The lesser elementals all... take off their socks...roll up one... stick it in the other sock... and channel magic into the outer sock. yep, that makes sense. they proceed to start setting up the trap, casting [minor telekinesis] to let them set it up without leaving the fort (-1 3ed level slot each). 1 turn to completion. The Byakhee decides to be useful, and uses its illusion to help out the elementals instead of them needing to cast a ton of silent images. The Basilisk is distracted by the lights, and mutates [37/100] a forked tongue. it doesn't smell for them or anything, it just forks for no reason. -2 hp
[OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled. [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H-OG] Shoggoth stable: -1 hit points /25 HP Bound to Acerak! Acid skin!
[H-OG] Byakhee 12 /12 HP Bound to Acerak! minor illusion ability! [OG?]Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated. [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 1.5 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 4 aside from 1 level 8 slot each. new plan: Unlucky socks. setting up trap. [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! building power storage rod (1 turn)
[OG] Fort in progress 125/125 hp 100% done Clouded mirror defence! 13HP sandbag perimeter!
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort!
[OAG-Shard]Basilisk: 3B0 /A00 HP Flesh to Stone gaze(weakened)! Real big! is a basilisk! eyes are known to be Red! Low wisdom saving throws. 49% Sanity. Disintegrating (10 damage a round.) Random tail fin, forked tongue. mind half gone. Is Grey! Starveling cat in Fort! distracted (pretty lights!). Invulnerable! Irradiated. Unaccountably peckish 4.
The Basilisk realizes that the Cat was never in the Fort, and was just a illusion projected by me into fooling it since it is so clever it believes that I'd never put a cat in the place it will obviously attack. Instead, the cat was definitely hanging in the Very Convenient Tree the whole time! At the top branch, where cats generally climb up and get stuck in cause cats do that. (Aka, another Illusion)
I send the three demon koalas my hat summoned to try and do some magic demon koala combo to knock over the goliath, and then my legs perform a flying quintuple spin rocket kick on the Goliath, and my body has somehow turned his arms into grappling hooks, and grapples onto the godmodder, giving him the greatest headbutt ever known to man, monster, and nearly god. (there was one about 99458238825 years ago that was really a whopper)
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
"Go forth, my demon koalas, go forth and do cool stuff." HOP WUSHWUSHWUSHWUSHWUSHFWWWWOOOOSSSHHHHHBAMM! CHUNK. VVRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHWAK.VVRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKAAAAAABBBBBBAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
A strange figure appears on the main battlefield, with a cart of sorts. The cart contains an odd device in it, that blinks with flashing lights, and dings every so often.
"Come one, come all, to my stall of power. In exchange for a temporary lending of your power as the outsiders that you are, I can grant you powerful boons! Here, just allow me but a few seconds and I shall demonstrate." He then glows with power momentarily, and power flows out of him into the strange little machine. He turns back to watching the field.
1/2 for PEASANT!
((OOC: I think you should add a list of the factions to the OP JOE, I'm utterly bewildered by what's going on.))
((OOC: Alright, I read up on the threat a little bit and now understand what's going on but WHY THE HECK is the basilisk still alive!))
The shopkeeper attends to his device once more, and the device dings. 2/2 for PEASANT!
The device's front door flips open and projects out a light, that grows and grows in intensity until it flashes and everyone looks away from the blindingly bright light ow ow ow your eyes, but when you look back... there is a farmer. A farmer with a pitchfork. But the farmer looks REALLY ticked off. So ticked off that he's stronger than a normal 1 action summon!
The Farmer cusses a few times and then goes over to join the other OGs in the whereever it is that the OGs hang out when they're not failing to brutally murder a basilisk.
The shopkeep turns around. "Ah, well, that wasn't too impressive, I'll warrant, but the machine can do bigger and better than that. All it needs is a bit of player power, and it'll set you right up with summons and powerful action tickets." And with that he leans against his cart and waits.
A strange figure appears on the main battlefield, with a cart of sorts. The cart contains an odd device in it, that blinks with flashing lights, and dings every so often.
"Come one, come all, to my stall of power. In exchange for a temporary lending of your power as the outsiders that you are, I can grant you powerful boons! Here, just allow me but a few seconds and I shall demonstrate." He then glows with power momentarily, and power flows out of him into the strange little machine. He turns back to watching the field.
1/2 for PEASANT!
((OOC: I think you should add a list of the factions to the OP JOE, I'm utterly bewildered by what's going on.))
OH NO!!! THE CHARGES!!! THEY'VE COME! WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!! THE WORST MECHANIC HAS COME! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! PANIC!!!
lol
Also, I don't think this uses the multi-post system, but I could be wrong. Oh Nevermind I was wrong.
Wait! The basilisk is invulnerable!
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
the Byakhee's illusion just got ripped apart, despite being incorporeal somehow! this is the second time it's had trouble with that to-
The sky flickers to night time, then daytime. alright, for the second time this week. its illusion fails, flickering out.
The Lesser Elementals keep thinking...
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...
They get an idea! If any of them can find (or has) a [Rod Of Absorption], they can raise its durability and store spell slots in it! then, they Give the rod to the NO elemental, cast death ward on themselves, and run away screaming!
What? no they aren't cowards! The screaming is, uh, um, to distract the basilisk.
....
Yeah, They're cowards.
Wait, that doesn't sound right... [Low sanity delayed its attack a turn!] The basilisk then mutates the beginning of a fin on the tip of its tail. useless! -3 hp is used to create it.
[OG?]Sickbay for Injured friends (of booksbooks) 90% entrance stability, 15% intact interior. Seems Exploded... walls have cursed wisdom scores. Rift to Astral plane (of sidequesting). Spike-filled.
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG?] Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated.
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 1.5 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 4 aside from 1 level 8 slot each. plan ready.
[NO] NO Elemental No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals!
*The cat was born 27 years after mister elven died.
Give or take, about the Exact Same Year!
GODMODDER: /Time Set Night
Set the time to 13000
GODMODDER: /Time Set Day
Set time to 1000
GODMODDER: And the day just ended.
...To set you straight on various issues.
This takes its action.
The Deva is... unamused with the Godmodder's quips and the GOLIATH's actions. It chisels its statue to have a phone in their intrepid hero's hand. as long as this stays intact, Help is on the way. maybe. don'tcountonit
[GM] Godmodder: 293 /300 HP Nearly a deity.
[AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands, and part of chest flextaped! head FLEX TAPED! 100% improved product (Embedded in wall)! Flex Seal can (almost empty, on floor)! ??? Health. I'm perfect.Torn back of shirt. Can use fastattack repeatedly.
[P] Aeisenberg 46/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. Has lost flex tape, causing uncontrollable weeping... until their next action anyway.
[P] Booksbooks3 81/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. Cats Grace!
[P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area.
[P] Holyvigil 100/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area.
[P] woobydoobydoo 100/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area.
[Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP wielding multiple weapons. chiselling statue.
I create a wide variety of traps, weapons, and tools to coordinate the defense at the discretion of the General (The No Elemental)
Orders: No Elemental: You are now the General. Coordinate a defense against the Basilisk on the Fort. You are really smart, so this shouldn't be too hard. Your rank overrides elementals, and I am the Marshall.
Priorities: The Cat, Elementals (including the No Elemental), and the Fort. Conserve as much as you can, and delay the assault. Retreating further into the fort is an option, and planning a contigency for fort destruction to get out of there is acceptable, but do not cowardly hide since it will only delay.
OK, time to use this cat's grace to it's fullest. I cast steel wind strike, and teleport to the following five locations on the Goliath to strike: neck, shoulders, hands. I finish on the same wrist as the hand holding the Flex Tape. For those without access to Xanathar's:
Steel Wind Strike: 5th level conjuration
You flourish the weapon used in the casting and then vanish to strike like the wind. Choose up to five targets you can see within range. Make a melee spell attack against each target. On a hit, a target takes 6d10 force damage. You can then teleport to an unoccupied space you can see within 5 feet of tone of the targets you hit or missed
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
Why was my action ignored?
If the thermonuclear bomb has already exploded, I check on the aftermath.
If it isn't, I detonate it
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
A bright white flash of light suddenly explodes out of me, and everyone is blinded. when everyone can see again, I seem to be wearing adamantium tipped rocket boots and my arms have been replaced with gatling guns. My legs then fly up to the GOLIATH's face and give it a triple roundhouse kick, while my body decides to stay behind and fire thousands of strangely eggplant shaped mini nukes out of its gatling gun arms, while simultaneously donning a stylish hat. Suddenly, the hat spews out 5 (2d6) small furry balls, which transform into many demon koalas that really hate the godmodder and all his creations.
FllaaaaaaaaaaaaaasshhhhhhhhhSSWOOOOSHHHHSPLAT. ATATATATATATATATATAT Boom Boom Boom Boom Pewpewpewpewpewpew FWOOMP GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I use illusion spells to create high quality dank memes to distract the basilisk
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
The GOLIATH, still teetering, grabs a chunk of rock between its elbows and throws it at Aeisenberg! if it can just kill one of these people, it'll be worth it! this shot has a 50% miss chance, and is easier to avoid.
OOC: I'm not sure if I covered this. if you die in a sidequest, you're kicked out of the sidequest and can't join again, and must spend 1 round respawning. you may then join an unrelated sidequest if any exist, or return to the main world. If you somehow die in the main battle, it works on a case-by-case basis.
The Deva considers helping Aeisenberg... but decides against it, instead erecting an energy shield around the statue.
[GM] Godmodder: 293 /300 HP Nearly a deity.
[AG-Elite] GOLIATH Clothing flex-sealed! feet, hands(lopsidedly), and part of chest flextaped! head FLEX TAPED! 100% improved product (Embedded in wall)! Flex Seal can (almost empty, on floor)! ??? Health. I'm perfect.Torn back of shirt. Can use fastattack every other round without repercussions. hands sorta FLEXTAPEd together, Teetering backwards.
[P] Aeisenberg 51/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. Nigh-Indestructible Rapier. targeted by GOLIATH rock throw. (50% miss chance)
[P] Booksbooks3 75/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area. Bleeding from armstump (-1 regen)
[P] D_N_D_Lover 86/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area.
[P] Holyvigil 100/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area.
[P] woobydoobydoo 100/100 HP 0,0,2. Giant bathtub area.
[Hvn] Deva 18/20 HP wielding multiple weapons. Statue shielded.
Also, did I read that right? you value the cat over the elementals over the fort? or is it the other way around?
The Generalwizard spends its time carving a rod of power absorption. keep the basilisk distracted another turn, and he'll stand a much better chance, what with the ability to cast 7 Level 7 spells in a row without loosing any spell slots.
The lesser elementals all... take off their socks...roll up one... stick it in the other sock... and channel magic into the outer sock. yep, that makes sense. they proceed to start setting up the trap, casting [minor telekinesis] to let them set it up without leaving the fort (-1 3ed level slot each). 1 turn to completion.
The Byakhee decides to be useful, and uses its illusion to help out the elementals instead of them needing to cast a ton of silent images.
The Basilisk is distracted by the lights, and mutates [37/100] a forked tongue. it doesn't smell for them or anything, it just forks for no reason. -2 hp
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! 97% sanity. can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[OG?] Very convenient Tree 114/120 HP Too convenient. is it a plot by the Godmodder? Now animated.
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 1.5 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 4 aside from 1 level 8 slot each. new plan: Unlucky socks. setting up trap.
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! building power storage rod (1 turn)
The Basilisk realizes that the Cat was never in the Fort, and was just a illusion projected by me into fooling it since it is so clever it believes that I'd never put a cat in the place it will obviously attack. Instead, the cat was definitely hanging in the Very Convenient Tree the whole time! At the top branch, where cats generally climb up and get stuck in cause cats do that. (Aka, another Illusion)
Orders: Good work General. Continue on.
I send the three demon koalas my hat summoned to try and do some magic demon koala combo to knock over the goliath, and then my legs perform a flying quintuple spin rocket kick on the Goliath, and my body has somehow turned his arms into grappling hooks, and grapples onto the godmodder, giving him the greatest headbutt ever known to man, monster, and nearly god. (there was one about 99458238825 years ago that was really a whopper)
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Oops, almost forgot sound affects!
"Go forth, my demon koalas, go forth and do cool stuff." HOP WUSHWUSHWUSHWUSHWUSHFWWWWOOOOSSSHHHHHBAMM! CHUNK. VVRRRRRRRRRRRRRTHWAK.VVRRRRRRRRRRRKKKKKAAAAAABBBBBBAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
OOC: I'll do my action in a sec, but I thought I had my quarterstaff?
I cast flame blade and slash at the Goliath's wrist (the one I'm standing on.)
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
"Hm hm hm hm hmmmm" strange... who's humming?
A strange figure appears on the main battlefield, with a cart of sorts. The cart contains an odd device in it, that blinks with flashing lights, and dings every so often.
"Come one, come all, to my stall of power. In exchange for a temporary lending of your power as the outsiders that you are, I can grant you powerful boons! Here, just allow me but a few seconds and I shall demonstrate." He then glows with power momentarily, and power flows out of him into the strange little machine. He turns back to watching the field.
1/2 for PEASANT!
((OOC: I think you should add a list of the factions to the OP JOE, I'm utterly bewildered by what's going on.))
I use my insane, over-the-top martial arts abilities to destroy the basilisk's remaining eye
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
((OOC: Alright, I read up on the threat a little bit and now understand what's going on but WHY THE HECK is the basilisk still alive!))
The shopkeeper attends to his device once more, and the device dings. 2/2 for PEASANT!
The device's front door flips open and projects out a light, that grows and grows in intensity until it flashes and everyone looks away from the blindingly bright light ow ow ow your eyes, but when you look back... there is a farmer. A farmer with a pitchfork. But the farmer looks REALLY ticked off. So ticked off that he's stronger than a normal 1 action summon!
The Farmer cusses a few times and then goes over to join the other OGs in the whereever it is that the OGs hang out when they're not failing to brutally murder a basilisk.
The shopkeep turns around. "Ah, well, that wasn't too impressive, I'll warrant, but the machine can do bigger and better than that. All it needs is a bit of player power, and it'll set you right up with summons and powerful action tickets." And with that he leans against his cart and waits.
((OOC: Thanks Aeisen, that explains it. And thanks for the welcome, it's good to be here.))
Also, I don't think this uses the multi-post system, but I could be wrong.Oh Nevermind I was wrong.