Action 1: I roundhouse kick a Healer Cat making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again.
Action 2: I throw an unidentified round object at a Healer Cat, I then throw a house at the same Healer Cat, I then kick the very same Healer Cat.
Action 3: I stuff catnip and raisins down a Healer Cats throat.
I was attempting to futilely (objection)change the dragon talons. Ah well- the celestine diamonds are the impostor vote them out
11.5/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking) when will you decide to finish this charge? when all the immediate challenges, which are popping up really fast, are gone.
A1 + Dragon Talons + NightDragonA + Sword Guy = Weapons of Madness Destruction (or, Tri-Attack Attack Rune Rune) TL;DR: Night, Random, and Sword Guy team up to deal 50 damage to the Blood Rune (Rune) of Destruction (lesser) I pull out a Very Irradiated Projectile. A VIP. Also known as a nuke, but (oh no the VIP just slipped from my hands and is now falling at 800 kmps towards now wait why am I saying oh no this is a good thing W H A T) wait, what was I saying? Oh yeah, the VIP smashes into now at a very fast speed while exploding very fast (yeah, I dropped the remote after I dropped the VIP). Miraculously, time reverses........... Why are you attacking the ? You should be attacking the thing that's about to deal 125 damage! You have a point... a darkness falls over RandomPerson123's post, and when it lifts, this action has been altered (bolded words have been added) Alright, the VIP smashes into the Destruction (lesser) Blood Rune Rune (now abbreviated as 'the D(l)BRR') at a very fast speed while exploding very fast (yeah, I dropped the remote after I dropped the VIP). I, meanwhile, fly at the speed of night (that's not a thing quiet if you get to make comments so do I) towards the D(l)BRR and lacerate it. Very hard. Sword Guy, eager to release their pent up energy from repeating, leaps at the D(l)BRR with their swords, and after a flurry of non-repeating blows the D(l)BRR is down 10 HP (probably).
A2 + A3 = HEAL HEAL HEAL HEAL (TL;DR: heal the Health Altar and Sword Guy for 20 HP each) Behold! A potion! Two potions, in fact! I could think of something clever/funny/cool/weird/crazy/exploitive/bonus-receiving but I'm too tired to do that! I thsjdhflajkhdfkahsdjklfhajskdhfakd, filling the potions with random letters! Or not so random! You see, when I spray (the potions are from pokemon therefore they are sprays) the letters onto the Health Altar, it fills up its damaged parts with replacements! Say, if the Health Altar had gotten a chunk of rock knocked out of it, the letters 'chunk of rock' would fill that space and turn into the chunk of rock! The same is done for Sword Guy! It seems you haven't run out ofclever/funny/cool/weird/crazy/exploitive/bonus-receiving ideas yet.
Orders: Tom Sawyer repeats themselves like a person who pressed a button and it didn't do anything. In other words, Tom Sawyer forcefully forces the rune that gave the Godmother it's power into nonexistence. The Energy Plant/Soul Fragment decides to give themselves an acronym! They are now the DEPSF (the Dead Energy Plant/Soul Fragment)! Also, they get some water (to grow plants). The Health Altar upgrades the Craftbot with some regen to counter Tethered (aka they reduce the power of Tethered in a roundabout way). The Clerics! One heals the Health Altar, one heals Sword Guy, and one with half health heals the Craftbot. Sword Guy has already used their Sword Shaping, but they could try to activate Sword Training? probably not Even though I used up my 10A, I still have .14 actions, which I use to give myself more actions.
You throw a VIP at the lesser DBRR, and destroy it with Night's help! Sword Guy decides he will attack the Reflection Blood Rune Rune, since the Destruction rune rune was already destroyed. You heal the Health Altar and Sword Guy for 23 HP! Entities ordered. The DEPSF looks for water... there doesn't seem to be any in the immediate area. The air isn't totally dry, and the dead plants technically contain some, but the ratio of water to not is lower than in a desert.
Action 1: I cover all reflective surfaces on the battlefield with mud, taC tuO-edisnI can no longer exist because it's just a reflection.
Action 2: I heal the Craftbot.
Action 3: charge
Entity Orders: Storm Man!! attack the Healer Cats. The Craftbot continues crafting Fancy Old Clothes.
Endless Calamity: 47.68 (I found out how much ?.?? was)/100
you try to do this! however, there are several reflective surfaces this doesn't account for, such as Sword Guy's sword (which the mud would fall off when it was used), the Godmodder's eyes and sawblades (which he doesn't allow you to put mud on), the water at the bottom of the well (since it's water, the mud simply sinks to the bottom), and The F's regal Tiara (as it is The F's Ring Grace, The F does not allow you to access it owing to self-preservation); as a result, you are unable to cover all reflective surfaces with mud. You heal the Craftbot for 20 HP!
I summon a sphere of annihilation on the god modder
I create a death star
I fire the death star at the god modder
You summon a sphere of annihilation on the Godmodder! The Godmodder moves to the side before it could fall on him, even if it were hypothetically going to fall. you create a death star! You attempt to fire the death star at the Godmodder, but the sky is starless save for the crystals that fill it; there is no death star within the sky, nor a true star of any kind.
Action 1: I roundhouse kick a Healer Cat making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again.
Action 2: I throw an unidentified round object at a Healer Cat, I then throw a house at the same Healer Cat, I then kick the very same Healer Cat.
Action 3: I stuff catnip and raisins down a Healer Cats throat.
You attack and kill all three Healer Cats!
Back on the ground, the Health Altar upgrades the Craftbot with 4 regeneration! the clerics perform healing as directed, and the spare cleric* heals the Altar. *since the Clerics summon 'per day', there is 1 more cleric at the start of any given update than at the end of the last update. Since the cleric is already present at the start of the update, it does not suffer summoning sickness, that is, it can act in that update. The Goddamned Bats do their standard proliferative routine, then attack Storm Man!! for 36 damage. ecneserP ehT heals itself for 100 HP, then decays! flaps its wing, ascending into the sky where the Moon smoulders (and incidentally dragging the Craftbot with it; don't worry, they'll be back on the ground before the round ends) and landing next to The F. Bubbling liquid blackness, darker than the starless night sky, pours out of's stump, faster than water or oil has any right to. the abyssal fluid, MINUS, follows the contours of the runes that are its claw, gathering at the clawtips- bubbling and straining, it pushes past those invisible bounds, lengthening the claws further and further. From the decimeters of length they began with, the tappering black spears stretch meters long, blades and shadows equally. lifts those claws, and cuts. 314 damage to The F! then dismounts the celestial conflagration, diving back to the ground and landing with a deathly crunch on Storm Man!!, killing him again. Meanwhile, the scattered crimson runes that poured from the 's wing flare with their inner ruby light, hardening and bombarding those near 's path, dealing 16 DAMAGE TO THE MOTH PALADIN OF THE BBBA DEITY AND 30 DAMAGE TO THE CRAFTBOT, SWORD GUY, AND CLERICS (KILLING 1.5). With its remaining 1.88 actions, upgrades the Stormy Cat with +12 anti-ecneserP ehT Attack per round.
The Cancer Cat tries to attack the Royal Tinkerers, but can't get through the Castle's DR! It then gains HP. The Stormy Cat turns to the Cyclone and accelerates it by 13% using its command over storms! The Reflection Blood Rune Rune reflects the Healer Cats! [AG- Shard III] 1838/2832 HP, 9 DR, 25 Thorns, 55 Regeneration. 50 Pudding (+10/R), 304 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 30 MINUS(+10/kill). 6.58 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(Storied Scar, From Stone.). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. Cursed Coterie, Flayed Formula ). Devilscrown (Lucifer Laceration, ??). Impelled Solidus (Fool's Change).
A1: I put the Godmodder inside the Godmodder to form a pime taradox! Non-euclidean recursive Godmodder! They'll probably just leave the inside of themselves but it's funny.
A2: Wait, there's a way easier way to do that. I use an exotic spacetime sawblade launcher to put the Godmodder's space-looped self into the Mountainmodder under the fluff pile. That ought to do it.
A3: I heal the F by expending the health potions into some health concept. Gotta health that health back up!
The F focuses on healing or something. Applicable entities investigate where people are coming and going from and thus where the immunity-to-godmodder mimics are likely to come from. 122 updates down the road may be a long time, but we'd better check just to be sure! Maybe put up an incoming-mimic counter or something. Other entities do whatever they want I'm distracted.
Also maybe the Box of Super Cancer will have an interaction with the Cancer Cat so if anyone wants to test that I'll let you use it. I got distracted and didn't action with it so maybe some round when I remember.
what should i do what should i do ooh glad to hear paradox is useful How about you heal up your very damaged entities? yeah seems like a good idea
A1 = Mega Evolution wait what shush this will heal I rend a hole in space and time, then jump through it to page 164. I then reach out and grab the Mega-Godmodderite. I bring it back with me. *pat pat* Oh, look at all these scratches. It must've caught on the sides of the space-time hole. you did that on purpose didn't you what are you talking about if you didn't, then how come it 'conveniently' scratched out the Mega- in Mega-Godmodderite?... it's because mega evolution is only temporarydon't say that yeah so anyways, I throw it at Night. I catch it. Why are you... wait. fine, i guess this works I then pull something out: a Key stone. It's not put in a ring or a pendant or anything, it's just a random thing I borrowed from a random Pokemon run. Mega-evolution commences. [insert really cool gif of Night mega-evolving] Night has evolved into Mega-Night! not to be confused with Meta-Knight.
A2 = Heal. Literally just heal. I choose a creature (Sword Guy) that I can see within range. A surge of positive energy washes through Sword Guy, causing them to regain 70 (DnD) hit points. This spell also ends blindness, deafness, and any diseases affecting Sword Guy. This spell has no effect on constructs or undead. I cast this spell using a spell slot of 7th level or higher (a level P, or level 25 spell slot, if DnD spell slots are equivalent to CTG spell slots), so the amount of healing increases by 10 for each slot level above 6th (an increase of 190 DnD hit points, which are different from CTG hit points is CTG HP even called hit points quiet this is supposed to be my section).
A3 + Dragon Talons = Go on the offensive! (Weapons of Madness Destruction, Part 2) Now, it’s time for the EPIDEMIC (Extremely Potent Invasive Disease Exploding Madness Infinitely Creating epidemics). I drop an extremely large syringe which is filled with EPIDEMIC onto at a speed so fast that it goes in super deep. The plunger is pushed down. (the syringe needle isn't ) is now filled with a very potent, invading, disease that explodes their cells from the inside out but not before using the cellular mechanisms to create more copies of EPIDEMIC. EPIDEMIC is suspiciously drawn to the cells which compose the madness is inside you now’s various stats (regen, actions, DR, and all that). Anyways, EPIDEMIC might be contagious, I'm not sure and also a very dangerous epidemic.
Orders: Tom Sawyer is prepared! Prepared for what? Prepared for revealing that they just traveled back in time four IRL days and turned the runes into a voodoo rune for the Godmother! They could do this because they're prepared! The DEPSF is ready! They're ready for what? They're ready for revealing that they have some water stored up (from when the Energy Plant died) and they use it to make it rain and get more water! Which they collect with some spare cups they had from when they were building the Health Altar with Tom Sawyer! And they have the water and the cups with them because the DEPSF is ready! The Health Altar is super fresh! Or should I say, super refreshed! They use this new super refreshedness to do nothing! Yeah! The super refreshedness goes away and flows into the Craftbot, turning into regen! Yeah x2! Sword Guy is equipped! Equipped with a sandwich! The sandwich is shaped like a sword! It's colored like a sword! It's as hard as a sword! It feels like a sword! It tastes like a sword! Sword Guy lets the Inside-Out Cat know this! Bam! +x reload time! The sandwich, however like a sword it is, has one difference from Sword Guy's actual sword (which is somewhere able to reflect here). It's not able to reflect anything! Infact, it refracts things! The opposite of reflection! Or is that something else? What ever the opposite of reflection is, Sword Guy's sandwich does it! The Clerics are organized! Organized for what? Organized by the Health Altar (Random assumes giving orders/talking is a free action) for the Castle! They heal the Castle! Usually you can't heal a construct, but the Clerics can! How? Because they're organized! Enough jokes. (Mega-)I mega attacks the Inside-Out Cat, dealing some amount of mega-damage! The reason for this is because when I mega-evolved, my stats became Mega-Stats! And therefore my 10A became 10MegaA! Also, I (mega-)use my (mega-) actions to mega-upgrade myself with more mega-actions, or in other words, Mega-Evolve my mega-actions! Finally, I use Nightbreath, breathing a shroud of darkness over the Inside-Out Cat, blinding it. After all, darkness can hide sight just as well as light.
These orders were constructed with this format for creating an impromptu joke: Establish a pattern ([Entity] is [verb]! [Verb] for what? [Verb] for [action]! They can do [action] because they're [verb]!) Break the pattern (Or should I say, super refreshed!) Completely defy expectation (Equipped with a sandwich!) Act like nothing happened (The Clerics are organized!) Close it (Enough jokes.)
Also, if this only takes a free action, I bribe the Cancer Cat with the Box of Super Cancer if it joins our side.
Replying to Simuob: [PG] was supposed to be 'Positively Godmodderlike', but this is probably better. You make the [PG] godmodders completely immune to mental influence!
Replying to ORIGIN: You deal 10,000 damage to the Godmother.
Replying to Clown: I really hope you're just trying to escape the Godmother's control and not doing anything else implied by that string of emojis. Because Simuob already fixed that for you.
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You deal 20,000 damage to the Godmother by destroying the voodoo runes. This attack didn't kill her instantly because she's just THAT STRONG.
THE GODMOTHER spits out A Catmodder. The Clownmodder kills the Batmodder. Two more Batmodders take its place. The Cyborg Turnip Army deals 1000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. The CTG Players upgrade the CTG Entities. The CTG Entities deal 20,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. THE GODMOTHER gains 50,000 HP.
[OG] CTG Players: 30,000 Player Power [OG] CTG Entities: 20,000 HP, 20,000 A [OG] Cyborg Turnip Army: 3600 HP, 1000 A [C] The Clownmodder: 3/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 3/3 godmodders held off [PG] Batmodder: 1x2/1x2 HP [PG] A Catmodder: 1/1 HP [PG] Other Clownmodder: 5/5 HP [GM] THE GODMOTHER: 2,042,000 HP, gains 50,000 HP every turn, spits out a godmodder every turn
Actual CTG Actions:
All Actions: charge
Entity Orders: The Craftbot finishes crafting the Fancy Old Clothes. They were far less complicated than the Bowler Hat, time shenanigans not withstanding.
10 - ecneserP ehT confiscates the candlestick and sword. The "presence" may now advance into Arstotzka.
10 - ecneserP ehT knows there's no problem that can't be solved with lots of fire. So it uses the candlestick to cauterize its decaying self, making itself decay less. Yes, that's how it works.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 154.6/999
A3 + Dragon Talons = Go on the offensive! (Weapons of Madness Destruction, Part 2) Now, it’s time for the EPIDEMIC (Extremely Potent Invasive Disease Exploding Madness Infinitely Creating epidemics). I drop an extremely large syringe which is filled with EPIDEMIC onto at a speed so fast that it goes in super deep. The plunger is pushed down. (the syringe needle isn't ) is now filled with a very potent, invading, disease that explodes their cells from the inside out but not before using the cellular mechanisms to create more copies of EPIDEMIC. EPIDEMIC is suspiciously drawn to the cells which compose the madness is inside you now’s various stats (regen, actions, DR, and all that). Anyways, EPIDEMIC might be contagious, I'm not sure and also a very dangerous epidemic.
You infect with EPIDEMIC!... I don't see how the Dragon Talons are relevant here, and they give 10 attack, not 0.5 actions, so they do not apply.
Entity Orders: The Craftbot finishes crafting the Fancy Old Clothes. They were far less complicated than the Bowler Hat, time shenanigans not withstanding.
Endless Calamity: 51.34/100
ORIGIN:
lances its tail into the Castle, dealing 0 damage due to DR but inflicting Tethered. Owing to its Life Force running low, doesn't perform anything especially impressive this round, simply dispelling EPIDEMIC using an action and upgrading its Cats with the rest. The Cancer Cat gains health and attacks the Grounded -ship for 3 damage! the Healer Cat heals for 5 HP. the taC releaH does the same. The Stormy Cat shoots lightning at Sword Guy for 20 damage! [AG- Shard III] 1899/2832 HP, 9 DR, 25 Thorns, 55 Regeneration. 60 Pudding (+10/R), 326 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 80 MINUS(+10/kill). 6.58 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(Storied Scar, From Stone.). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. Cursed Coterie, Flayed Formula ). Devilscrown (Lucifer Laceration, ??). Impelled Solidus (Fool's Change).
Action 1: Okay, these reflective surfaces are really eating up my RAM.
I replace the raytracing reflective surfaces with the bad photo texture.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Entity Orders: Storm Man!!! attacks the Stormy Cat.
Endless Calamity: 53.34/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN: You make the Godmother execute herself. The Godmother doesn't have any offensive capabilities to attack herself with, so she falls to the ground, dealing 40,000 damage to herself, 10,000 damage to each of the [OG] entities (destroying the Cyborg Turnip Army) and 1 damage to all godmodders. A Catmodder dies, the two Batmodders die and are replaced by 4 new Batmodders.
Replying to Simuob: You make one of the Batmodders useless.
Replying to Clown: You remember that time someone tried to summon 1000 mimics against the godmodder. The mimics arrive to aid you! CTG2 happens [an indeterminate amount of time] after the end of CTG, but you calculated there'd be 32.5 Mimics, so I guess that's how many of them arrive.
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You cover the Godmother in oil. This makes her fly because oil is heavier than air... wait, no it isn't! Well, whatever, the oil and your saws deal 30,000 damage to the Godmother, but they don't stop godmodder production because sawing things tends to open more holes than it closes.
THE GODMOTHER spits out a modder. The modder s all over the CTG Players. They're stuck! The Clownmodder deals 1 damage to the modder. The CTG Entities deal 20,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. The Mimics deal 6,500 damage to THE GODMOTHER. THE GODMOTHER gains 50,000 HP.
[OG] CTG Players: 30,000 Player Power, Stuck! [OG] CTG Entities: 10,000 HP, 20,000 A [OG] Godmodder-Immune Mimics: 13,000 HP, 6,500 A [C] The Clownmodder: 2/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 3/3 godmodders held off [PG] Batmodder: 1x3/1x3 HP [PG]modder: -1/ HP [PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP [GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,995,500 HP, gains 50,000 HP every turn, spits out a godmodder every turn, kind of under control
A1: I perform Long Division on the MINUS, splitting it into separate locations of equivalent value. Perhaps this will help figure out what it does, perhaps not.
A2: I Xoth, which apparently means a metal band of some sort so presumably as a verb that means I'm playing music. Wait, that's technically a wind attack that heals allies going by the other thing. Since the atmosphere hates the Sharks Cyclone I team up with the atmosphere to rip some Sharks Cyclone cyclone-iness out and make air. The audio equipment spawning and despawning explodes and scatters the excess compressed air somewhere helpful for the air to be I guess.
A3: I drive a truck into the Celestine Diamonds to try and isekai them and/or their Dodge Charger. If the car comes back as an isekai protagonist that's probably not my problem. If the diamonds come back as an isekai protagonist that might be a bigger problem. Let's find out!
Applicable entities shore up the territorial claims by building boats to maintain naval dominance in the water part of the moon and thus secure the mothnen water border. Probably like moon rovers but with floatation devices and water-tightness, like how astronaut suits can be tested underwater. Other entities act at discretion.
YOU IDIO- that's not my fault, I thought- okay. fine. no attacks this round. That's reasonable.
A1 = Righting a wrong I take out from my inventory a 'dog. Yeah. Apostrophe-dog. It's short for Hot Dog...? The 'meat' is made of something called a 'water sausage'. I then reveal that I have a (temporary) frying pan. I use it to fry the Hot Dog...? The 'dog is now a fried 'dog, aka a fried Hot Dog...? However, the fried 'dog has an unusual property: It is fried/charred/black/absorbing light. The fried 'dog is put on my head. I now have a fried head 'dog. I eat it. I mean, what else do you do with a fried head 'dog? If there's anything else (that's more beneficial), I do it.
A2 = Give to the needed I head over to the MTT-Brand Burger Emporium. There, I see something/someone. It's a Legendary Hero. My jaw drops in astonishment. The waiter asks for my order. I look at the menu. There's a rainbow star drink, a shiny pink burger, a steak shaped like a haunted robot, and... I see something/someone. It's a sandwich shaped like a sword. This'll be perfect for Sword Guy! The waiter takes my order (which I pay for with money generated from this action). I buy the Leg, Hero. Wait. What? THE LEGENDARY HERO IS A HERO SANDWICH IS A SANDWICH SWORD??????? I give it to Sword Guy. Sword Guy now has a sandwich like a sword and a sandwich like a sword, one of which is a Legendary Hero. This heals Sword Guy. Somehow.
A3 = Change I look at the Dragon Talons. They are very basic, only capable of decreasing a single stat. This is going to change. I attach a charger thingy to the Dragon Talons. Now, whenever the Dragon Talons aren't being used, they store up the damage in the charger. Wait. This is just altering the Dragon Talons from attack to a charged attack. Yes. This will make it so I don't have to use the Dragon Talons every turn to get maximum benefit. I wonder what that ??? is.
Orders: Tom Sawyer is competent. Therefore they are prepared. Therefore right now they have some Oil of Anti-Godmothering. Tom Sawyer pours it over themselves and SAWS the Godmother. The Oil of Anti-Godmothering causes this attack to reduce the Godmother's Godmodder summoning. DEPSF has a plan. The plan is to investigate! But not investigate just anything, they investigate what things they can do without stats! The Health Altar upgrades me with reduced Nightbreath cooldown! Wait... how does this work. The Clerics mix some lemonade mix. They mix the mixed lemonade mix with mixed water. They mix the mixed lemonade mix mixed with water with a mixed Mass Heal spell they mixed. They cast the mixed mixed Mass Heal spell mixed with mixed lemonade mix mixed with water. Sword Guy sandwiches/swords/sandwichswords/swordsandwichs, and in doing so makes some red lines! They apply the red lines to the Inside-Out Cat's ?gun, and then sandwiches/swords/sandwichswords/swordsandwichs, repeating themselves and repeating themselves in repeating themselves. This somehow increases the Inside-Out Cat's ?gun cooldown. And then, I run some code. Being a computer program, I can do that.The code: InsideOutCat.regen.attack() After that, I upgrade myself with more actions with .2 actions of my actions. With my other .02 actions, I uptick Dragon Mecha.
11.52/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
Wait, of the atmosphere hates the cyclone, then the cyclone can’t remain real for long, can it? Because if the atmosphere hates the cyclone, then the cyclone will lose strength instead of gaining it, even without OG intervention! Realizing that was all three of my actions.
Ganlidore conjures an air elemental, which is extremely hostile to the cyclone and only the cyclone, because the atmosphere hates the cyclone. I don’t control it and if the cyclone dies before it, it immediately leaves because the atmosphere hasn’t been confirmed to hate anyone or anything except the cyclone
The shaping fun stuff continue progress, with the performer inspiring the scientist (.56 kaboom)(.75 plant)(.65 bat science)
Nothing attacks the craft cat.
The knights and archers finish off the healer cat, then attack the craft cat. The catapult attacks the craft cat.
The fortune teller reads sword guy’s fortune! They see… sword guy taking down a supercharged deep dungeon entity, which has loot that makes the sword even more powerful!
The weatherman continues to slow the cyclone.
The royal healer heals the castle. If that doesn’t work, they heal sword guy
Out of the castle walks the royal mason! They repair the castle, but not other entities unless they are very similar to the castle, very efficiently!
Out of the dungeon portal walks another goblin, this time with a bow.
Action 3: The Cancer Cat is so amazing and cool. It is so amazing and cool that I help it by forcing an awesome inward X-Ray firing helmet onto its head.
I summon a sphere of annihilation on the god modder
I create a death star
I fire the death star at the god modder
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
Action 1: I roundhouse kick a Healer Cat making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again making it vulnerable enough that I roundhouse kick it again.
Action 2: I throw an unidentified round object at a Healer Cat, I then throw a house at the same Healer Cat, I then kick the very same Healer Cat.
Action 3: I stuff catnip and raisins down a Healer Cats throat.
You throw a VIP at the lesser DBRR, and destroy it with Night's help! Sword Guy decides he will attack the Reflection Blood Rune Rune, since the Destruction rune rune was already destroyed.
You heal the Health Altar and Sword Guy for 23 HP!
Entities ordered. The DEPSF looks for water... there doesn't seem to be any in the immediate area. The air isn't totally dry, and the dead plants technically contain some, but the ratio of water to not is lower than in a desert.
you try to do this! however, there are several reflective surfaces this doesn't account for, such as Sword Guy's sword (which the mud would fall off when it was used), the Godmodder's eyes and sawblades (which he doesn't allow you to put mud on), the water at the bottom of the well (since it's water, the mud simply sinks to the bottom), and The F's regal Tiara (as it is The F's Ring Grace, The F does not allow you to access it owing to self-preservation); as a result, you are unable to cover all reflective surfaces with mud.
You heal the Craftbot for 20 HP!
[Clown]:
You summon a sphere of annihilation on the Godmodder! The Godmodder moves to the side before it could fall on him, even if it were hypothetically going to fall.
you create a death star!
You attempt to fire the death star at the Godmodder, but the sky is starless save for the crystals that fill it; there is no death star within the sky, nor a true star of any kind.
You attack and kill all three Healer Cats!
flaps its wing, ascending into the sky where the Moon smoulders (and incidentally dragging the Craftbot with it; don't worry, they'll be back on the ground before the round ends) and landing next to The F. Bubbling liquid blackness, darker than the starless night sky, pours out of
's stump, faster than water or oil has any right to. the abyssal fluid, MINUS, follows the contours of the runes that are its claw, gathering at the clawtips- bubbling and straining, it pushes past those invisible bounds, lengthening the claws further and further. From the decimeters of length they began with, the tappering black spears stretch meters long, blades and shadows equally.
lifts those claws, and cuts.
then dismounts the celestial conflagration, diving back to the ground and landing with a deathly crunch on Storm Man!!, killing him again. Meanwhile, the scattered crimson runes that poured from the 
's wing flare with their inner ruby light, hardening and bombarding those near 
's path, dealing 16 DAMAGE TO THE MOTH PALADIN OF THE BBBA DEITY AND 30 DAMAGE TO THE CRAFTBOT, SWORD GUY, AND CLERICS (KILLING 1.5).
upgrades the Stormy Cat with +12 anti-ecneserP ehT Attack per round.
1838/2832 HP, 9 DR, 25 Thorns, 55 Regeneration. 50 Pudding (+10/R), 304 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 30 MINUS(+10/kill). 6.58 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(Storied Scar, From Stone.). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. Cursed Coterie, Flayed Formula ). Devilscrown (Lucifer Laceration, ??). Impelled Solidus (Fool's Change).
Back on the ground, the Health Altar upgrades the Craftbot with 4 regeneration! the clerics perform healing as directed, and the spare cleric* heals the Altar.
*since the Clerics summon 'per day', there is 1 more cleric at the start of any given update than at the end of the last update. Since the cleric is already present at the start of the update, it does not suffer summoning sickness, that is, it can act in that update.
The Goddamned Bats do their standard proliferative routine, then attack Storm Man!! for 36 damage.
ecneserP ehT heals itself for 100 HP, then decays!
314 damage to The F!
With its remaining 1.88 actions,
The Cancer Cat tries to attack the Royal Tinkerers, but can't get through the Castle's DR! It then gains HP.
The Stormy Cat turns to the Cyclone and accelerates it by 13% using its command over storms!
The Reflection Blood Rune Rune reflects the Healer Cats!
[AG- Shard III]
I tame the Ender dragon, 2 withers, and 5 wardens and tell them to attacks the Godmodder.
I cast a spell that lowers the godmodders ac.
I attack with the infinity sword.
MY INFO
A1: I put the Godmodder inside the Godmodder to form a pime taradox! Non-euclidean recursive Godmodder! They'll probably just leave the inside of themselves but it's funny.
A2: Wait, there's a way easier way to do that. I use an exotic spacetime sawblade launcher to put the Godmodder's space-looped self into the Mountainmodder under the fluff pile. That ought to do it.
A3: I heal the F by expending the health potions into some health concept. Gotta health that health back up!
The F focuses on healing or something. Applicable entities investigate where people are coming and going from and thus where the immunity-to-godmodder mimics are likely to come from. 122 updates down the road may be a long time, but we'd better check just to be sure! Maybe put up an incoming-mimic counter or something. Other entities do whatever they want I'm distracted.
Also maybe the Box of Super Cancer will have an interaction with the Cancer Cat so if anyone wants to test that I'll let you use it. I got distracted and didn't action with it so maybe some round when I remember.
I repair the castle with all my actions
Ganlidore casts darkness on as many reflective surfaces as he can. The performer inspires him while he does this
The knights, archers, and catapult attack the healer cats
The weatherman continues to slow down the cyclone
The healer heals the castle
The tinkerers, gardener, scientist, and fortune teller continue their stuff (.46 boom)(.7 plant)(.58 research)(1 round left sword guy fortune)
The dungeon portal summons a goblin
Out of castle portal walks Nothing! The capitalization is intentional!
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
what should i do what should i do ooh glad to hear paradox is useful How about you heal up your very damaged entities? yeah seems like a good idea
A1 = Mega Evolution wait what shush this will heal
I rend a hole in space and time, then jump through it to page 164.
I then reach out and grab the Mega-Godmodderite.
I bring it back with me.
*pat pat* Oh, look at all these scratches. It must've caught on the sides of the space-time hole.
you did that on purpose didn't you what are you talking about if you didn't, then how come it 'conveniently' scratched out the Mega- in Mega-Godmodderite? ...
it's because mega evolution is only temporarydon't say thatyeah so anyways, I throw it at Night. I catch it. Why are you... wait. fine, i guess this works
I then pull something out: a Key stone. It's not put in a ring or a pendant or anything, it's just a random thing I borrowed from a random Pokemon run.
Mega-evolution commences.
[insert really cool gif of Night mega-evolving]
Night has evolved into Mega-Night! not to be confused with Meta-Knight.
A2 = Heal. Literally just heal.
I choose a creature (Sword Guy) that I can see within range. A surge of positive energy washes through Sword Guy, causing them to regain 70 (DnD) hit points. This spell also ends blindness, deafness, and any diseases affecting Sword Guy. This spell has no effect on constructs or undead.
I cast this spell using a spell slot of 7th level or higher (a level P, or level 25 spell slot, if DnD spell slots are equivalent to CTG spell slots), so the amount of healing increases by 10 for each slot level above 6th (an increase of 190 DnD hit points, which are different from CTG hit points is CTG HP even called hit points quiet this is supposed to be my section).
A3 + Dragon Talons = Go on the offensive! (Weapons of Madness Destruction, Part 2)
at a speed so fast that it goes in super deep.
is now filled with a very potent, invading, disease that explodes their cells from the inside out but not before using the cellular mechanisms to create more copies of EPIDEMIC.
Now, it’s time for the EPIDEMIC (Extremely Potent Invasive Disease Exploding Madness Infinitely Creating epidemics).
I drop an extremely large syringe which is filled with EPIDEMIC onto
The plunger is pushed down. (the syringe needle isn't )
EPIDEMIC is suspiciously drawn to the cells which compose the madness is inside you now’s various stats (regen, actions, DR, and all that).
Anyways, EPIDEMIC might be contagious, I'm not sure and also a very dangerous epidemic.
Orders:
Tom Sawyer is prepared! Prepared for what? Prepared for revealing that they just traveled back in time four IRL days and turned the runes into a voodoo rune for the Godmother! They could do this because they're prepared!
The DEPSF is ready! They're ready for what? They're ready for revealing that they have some water stored up (from when the Energy Plant died) and they use it to make it rain and get more water! Which they collect with some spare cups they had from when they were building the Health Altar with Tom Sawyer! And they have the water and the cups with them because the DEPSF is ready!
The Health Altar is super fresh! Or should I say, super refreshed! They use this new super refreshedness to do nothing! Yeah! The super refreshedness goes away and flows into the Craftbot, turning into regen! Yeah x2!
Sword Guy is equipped! Equipped with a sandwich! The sandwich is shaped like a sword! It's colored like a sword! It's as hard as a sword! It feels like a sword! It tastes like a sword! Sword Guy lets the Inside-Out Cat know this! Bam! +x reload time! The sandwich, however like a sword it is, has one difference from Sword Guy's actual sword (which is somewhere able to reflect here). It's not able to reflect anything! Infact, it refracts things! The opposite of reflection! Or is that something else? What ever the opposite of reflection is, Sword Guy's sandwich does it!
The Clerics are organized! Organized for what? Organized by the Health Altar (Random assumes giving orders/talking is a free action) for the Castle! They heal the Castle! Usually you can't heal a construct, but the Clerics can! How? Because they're organized!
Enough jokes. (Mega-)I mega attacks the Inside-Out Cat, dealing some amount of mega-damage! The reason for this is because when I mega-evolved, my stats became Mega-Stats! And therefore my 10A became 10MegaA! Also, I (mega-)use my (mega-) actions to mega-upgrade myself with more mega-actions, or in other words, Mega-Evolve my mega-actions! Finally, I use Nightbreath, breathing a shroud of darkness over the Inside-Out Cat, blinding it. After all, darkness can hide sight just as well as light.
These orders were constructed with this format for creating an impromptu joke:
Establish a pattern ([Entity] is [verb]! [Verb] for what? [Verb] for [action]! They can do [action] because they're [verb]!)
Break the pattern (Or should I say, super refreshed!)
Completely defy expectation (Equipped with a sandwich!)
Act like nothing happened (The Clerics are organized!)
Close it (Enough jokes.)
Also, if this only takes a free action, I bribe the Cancer Cat with the Box of Super Cancer if it joins our side.
there should be a ctg wiki
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob:
[PG] was supposed to be 'Positively Godmodderlike', but this is probably better. You make the [PG] godmodders completely immune to mental influence!
Replying to ORIGIN:
You deal 10,000 damage to the Godmother.
Replying to Clown:
I really hope you're just trying to escape the Godmother's control and not doing anything else implied by that string of emojis. Because Simuob already fixed that for you.
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You deal 20,000 damage to the Godmother by destroying the voodoo runes. This attack didn't kill her instantly because she's just THAT STRONG.
THE GODMOTHER spits out A Catmodder.
The Clownmodder kills the Batmodder. Two more Batmodders take its place.
The Cyborg Turnip Army deals 1000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
The CTG Players upgrade the CTG Entities.
The CTG Entities deal 20,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
THE GODMOTHER gains 50,000 HP.
[OG] CTG Players: 30,000 Player Power
[OG] CTG Entities: 20,000 HP, 20,000 A
[OG] Cyborg Turnip Army: 3600 HP, 1000 A
[C] The Clownmodder: 3/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 3/3 godmodders held off
[PG] Batmodder: 1x2/1x2 HP
[PG] A Catmodder: 1/1 HP
[PG] Other Clownmodder: 5/5 HP
[GM] THE GODMOTHER: 2,042,000 HP, gains 50,000 HP every turn, spits out a godmodder every turn
Actual CTG Actions:
All Actions: charge
Entity Orders:
The Craftbot finishes crafting the Fancy Old Clothes. They were far less complicated than the Bowler Hat, time shenanigans not withstanding.
Endless Calamity: 51.34/100
10 - ecneserP ehT confiscates the candlestick and sword. The "presence" may now advance into Arstotzka.
10 - ecneserP ehT knows there's no problem that can't be solved with lots of fire. So it uses the candlestick to cauterize its decaying self, making itself decay less. Yes, that's how it works.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 154.6/999
ecneserP ehT regenerates.
Me and the 1,000 mimics each deal 1 damage to the godmodder
All shall DIE unless they like mimics
If they like mimics well... they turn into one
if they are neutral then we just put them in the dungeon until they make up their mind:)
If your a mimic you must obey the god of mimics(me)
You infect
ORIGIN:
The Cancer Cat gains health and attacks the Grounded -ship for 3 damage!
the Healer Cat heals
The Stormy Cat shoots lightning at Sword Guy for 20 damage!
[AG- Shard III]
Action 1: Okay, these reflective surfaces are really eating up my RAM.
I replace the raytracing reflective surfaces with the bad photo texture.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Entity Orders:
Storm Man!!! attacks the Stormy Cat.
Endless Calamity: 53.34/100
CTG2 Action:
modder.
modder 
s all over the CTG Players. They're stuck!
modder.
modder: 
-1/
HP
Replying to ORIGIN:
You make the Godmother execute herself. The Godmother doesn't have any offensive capabilities to attack herself with, so she falls to the ground, dealing 40,000 damage to herself, 10,000 damage to each of the [OG] entities (destroying the Cyborg Turnip Army) and 1 damage to all godmodders.
A Catmodder dies, the two Batmodders die and are replaced by 4 new Batmodders.
Replying to Simuob:
You make one of the Batmodders useless.
Replying to Clown:
You remember that time someone tried to summon 1000 mimics against the godmodder. The mimics arrive to aid you! CTG2 happens [an indeterminate amount of time] after the end of CTG, but you calculated there'd be 32.5 Mimics, so I guess that's how many of them arrive.
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You cover the Godmother in oil. This makes her fly because oil is heavier than air... wait, no it isn't! Well, whatever, the oil and your saws deal 30,000 damage to the Godmother, but they don't stop godmodder production because sawing things tends to open more holes than it closes.
THE GODMOTHER spits out a
The
The Clownmodder deals 1 damage to the
The CTG Entities deal 20,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
The Mimics deal 6,500 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
THE GODMOTHER gains 50,000 HP.
[OG] CTG Players: 30,000 Player Power, Stuck!
[OG] CTG Entities: 10,000 HP, 20,000 A
[OG] Godmodder-Immune Mimics: 13,000 HP, 6,500 A
[C] The Clownmodder: 2/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 3/3 godmodders held off
[PG] Batmodder: 1x3/1x3 HP
[PG]
[PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP
[GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,995,500 HP, gains 50,000 HP every turn, spits out a godmodder every turn, kind of under control
A1: I perform Long Division on the MINUS, splitting it into separate locations of equivalent value. Perhaps this will help figure out what it does, perhaps not.
A2: I Xoth, which apparently means a metal band of some sort so presumably as a verb that means I'm playing music. Wait, that's technically a wind attack that heals allies going by the other thing. Since the atmosphere hates the Sharks Cyclone I team up with the atmosphere to rip some Sharks Cyclone cyclone-iness out and make air. The audio equipment spawning and despawning explodes and scatters the excess compressed air somewhere helpful for the air to be I guess.
A3: I drive a truck into the Celestine Diamonds to try and isekai them and/or their Dodge Charger. If the car comes back as an isekai protagonist that's probably not my problem. If the diamonds come back as an isekai protagonist that might be a bigger problem. Let's find out!
Applicable entities shore up the territorial claims by building boats to maintain naval dominance in the water part of the moon and thus secure the mothnen water border. Probably like moon rovers but with floatation devices and water-tightness, like how astronaut suits can be tested underwater. Other entities act at discretion.
YOU IDIO- that's not my fault, I thought- okay. fine. no attacks this round. That's reasonable.
A1 = Righting a wrong
I take out from my inventory a 'dog.
Yeah. Apostrophe-dog. It's short for Hot Dog...?
The 'meat' is made of something called a 'water sausage'.
I then reveal that I have a (temporary) frying pan.
I use it to fry the Hot Dog...?
The 'dog is now a fried 'dog, aka a fried Hot Dog...?
However, the fried 'dog has an unusual property:
It is fried/charred/black/absorbing light.
The fried 'dog is put on my head.
I now have a fried head 'dog.
I eat it. I mean, what else do you do with a fried head 'dog?
If there's anything else (that's more beneficial), I do it.
A2 = Give to the needed
I head over to the MTT-Brand Burger Emporium.
There, I see something/someone. It's a Legendary Hero.
My jaw drops in astonishment. The waiter asks for my order.
I look at the menu.
There's a rainbow star drink, a shiny pink burger, a steak shaped like a haunted robot, and...
I see something/someone. It's a sandwich shaped like a sword.
This'll be perfect for Sword Guy!
The waiter takes my order (which I pay for with money generated from this action).
I buy the Leg, Hero. Wait. What?
THE LEGENDARY HERO IS A HERO SANDWICH IS A SANDWICH SWORD???????
I give it to Sword Guy. Sword Guy now has a sandwich like a sword and a sandwich like a sword, one of which is a Legendary Hero.
This heals Sword Guy. Somehow.
A3 = Change
I look at the Dragon Talons. They are very basic, only capable of decreasing a single stat.
This is going to change. I attach a charger thingy to the Dragon Talons.
Now, whenever the Dragon Talons aren't being used, they store up the damage in the charger.
Wait. This is just altering the Dragon Talons from attack to a charged attack.
Yes. This will make it so I don't have to use the Dragon Talons every turn to get maximum benefit.
I wonder what that ??? is.
Orders:
Tom Sawyer is competent. Therefore they are prepared. Therefore right now they have some Oil of Anti-Godmothering.
Tom Sawyer pours it over themselves and SAWS the Godmother. The Oil of Anti-Godmothering causes this attack to reduce the Godmother's Godmodder summoning.
DEPSF has a plan. The plan is to investigate! But not investigate just anything, they investigate what things they can do without stats!
The Health Altar upgrades me with reduced Nightbreath cooldown! Wait... how does this work.
The Clerics mix some lemonade mix. They mix the mixed lemonade mix with mixed water. They mix the mixed lemonade mix mixed with water with a mixed Mass Heal spell they mixed. They cast the mixed mixed Mass Heal spell mixed with mixed lemonade mix mixed with water.
Sword Guy sandwiches/swords/sandwichswords/swordsandwichs, and in doing so makes some red lines! They apply the red lines to the Inside-Out Cat's ?gun, and then sandwiches/swords/sandwichswords/swordsandwichs, repeating themselves and repeating themselves in repeating themselves. This somehow increases the Inside-Out Cat's ?gun cooldown.
And then, I run some code. Being a computer program, I can do that.The code:
InsideOutCat.regen.attack()
After that, I upgrade myself with more actions with .2 actions of my actions.
With my other .02 actions, I uptick Dragon Mecha.
11.52/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
there should be a ctg wiki
Wait, of the atmosphere hates the cyclone, then the cyclone can’t remain real for long, can it? Because if the atmosphere hates the cyclone, then the cyclone will lose strength instead of gaining it, even without OG intervention! Realizing that was all three of my actions.
Ganlidore conjures an air elemental, which is extremely hostile to the cyclone and only the cyclone, because the atmosphere hates the cyclone. I don’t control it and if the cyclone dies before it, it immediately leaves because the atmosphere hasn’t been confirmed to hate anyone or anything except the cyclone
The shaping fun stuff continue progress, with the performer inspiring the scientist (.56 kaboom)(.75 plant)(.65 bat science)
Nothing attacks the craft cat.
The knights and archers finish off the healer cat, then attack the craft cat. The catapult attacks the craft cat.
The fortune teller reads sword guy’s fortune! They see… sword guy taking down a supercharged deep dungeon entity, which has loot that makes the sword even more powerful!
The weatherman continues to slow the cyclone.
The royal healer heals the castle. If that doesn’t work, they heal sword guy
Out of the castle walks the royal mason! They repair the castle, but not other entities unless they are very similar to the castle, very efficiently!
Out of the dungeon portal walks another goblin, this time with a bow.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Action one: I create the most powerful battery ever
Action two: I grab two heavy duty wires, one black, one red. I connect the black wire to the negative side, and the red wire to the positive side
Third action: I attach a tiny LED light to the wires, which makes the LED explode
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
.etareneger ti ekam ot yaced sti dna yaced ti ekam ot noitareneger sti gnisuac ,sdrawkcab gnihtyreve seod The Presence - 51
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 163.0/999
ecneserP ehT regenerates.
I shout a Paradox
A crocodile has stolen a child. He then tells the child’s mother, “I will return the child if you guess correctly whether or not I will do so.”
Action 1-2: I do the charging.
Action 3: The Cancer Cat is so amazing and cool. It is so amazing and cool that I help it by forcing an awesome inward X-Ray firing helmet onto its head.
I walk up to the god modder and slap it
I slap it again
I slap it again
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented