I emerge from krivs mimics, yawning and stretching. The chain attached to my monacal, although glittery and absolutely made of bubbles, wraps around a stein, curiously made of what is obviously a single shaved bar of soap, which is tucked into the mudflaps I mistakingly have on as a tie. Realizing the folly of my most recent transgression I say to myself, "that's why you don't stick around long enough for daylight to shine on em." I then face the godmodder and pick at my belly button so ferociously and for so long that that it could drive a gelatinous cube into insanity.
Pretty sure that's 3 actions. If allowed, I high five a battmodder. Doesn't matter if I know it or not. Sure, I may know that his kid's allergic to the kind of laundry detergent you use for habitual animal stains and the like. Don't worry about it. I at least put my hand up for a high five.
Batmodder is actually in ctg2, which is managed separately from ctg by a ctg player, while joebob manages ctg itself. And please don’t attack the ctg hydraic bats.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Action 1: Okay, these reflective surfaces are really eating up my RAM.
I replace the raytracing reflective surfaces with the bad photo texture.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Entity Orders: Storm Man!!! attacks the Stormy Cat.
Endless Calamity: 53.34/100
You replace all mirrors with bad photos of a mirror, destroying the taC tuo-edisnI and taC relaeH! due to their nature and the method of their destruction, the staC don't grant Life Force.
[Clown]:
you split's MINUS reserves into two sets of 40! This doesn't reveal anything about its function that isn't already visible. You team up with The Atmosphere to attack the Cyclone for 15% durability damage! You Isekai the Celestine Diamonds' Dodge Charger! Entities ordered!
[OP] a decaying mass of body parts 35/35 HP, ????, 2 regeneration. 8 Decay!A. Obviously there because there's a sword and rotting blood everywhere. has ordered some herbs and spices.
A crocodile has stolen a child. He then tells the child’s mother, “I will return the child if you guess correctly whether or not I will do so.”
Actually, that's not a paradox! If the mother guesses yes, the Crocodile may return the child or not, at their leisure. If the Mother guesses No, then the Crocodile can't keep the child- as this would make the mother correct, forcing the crocodile to return the child- but can return the child, as the crocodile never said they wouldn't return the child if she didn't guess correctly.
You do 51 damage in total distributed among a number of AG entities (after's Damage Reduction)
ow. i manifest 30000 arrows out of the air and throw them at the godmodder
then again.
then again
Welcome to the game! you manifest a truly outlandish number of arrows and lob them at the Godmodder, but he's buried himself inside of a mountain! Your arrows strike mountain instead, dealing 0.1 damage to the Mountainmodder!
Nothing attacks the craft cat for 9 damage! THE MOTHS FORGET WHERE THEY WERE GOING WITH THIS BUT THE POINT WAS THAT IF ANY OF THE MOTHS DIED TO THE RESULTING CAT WOULD BE UNDER THEIR CONTROL LIKE TWITCH PLAYS STRAY OR SOMETHING. spends an action to fold in its crimson wing, stifling the outflow of Life Force. It loses access to the Weather tab and the Wings other benefits as it does so, but the drain on its reserves was overlarge. It then heals the Craft Cat for 51 HP- hands the Craft Cat some raw materials to work with- heals the Stormy Cat for 20 HP, effortlessly kills a Clerics, and regenerates.
[AG- Shard III] 1940/2832 HP, 9 DR, 25 Thorns, 55 Regeneration. 70 Pudding (+10/R), 341 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 40 MINUS(+5/kill). 40 MINUS(+5/kill). 6.58 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(Storied Scar, From Stone.). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. Cursed Coterie, Flayed Formula ). Devilscrown (Lucifer Laceration, ??). Impelled Solidus (Fool's Change).
A1: I the Legend of God Demonic to ascend the Clown Statue Eternally Weeping Blood, freeing it to join its brethren clowns with wings of genesis.
A2+A3: Lament if you wanna lament! I cry Pokeballs over Sneloiv in an attempt to convince Mothman to catch or trade for Skitty and then become a Pokemon Trainer. Surely this will cause an infighting renaissance over there.
Applicable entities on the weather entrench, build air support, and otherwise stabilize the territorial matters. Applicable entities on the earth prepare for Moth cult things, since in addition to Twitch Plays Stray they might as well twitch in general and keep up with the media they're probably all over because I set up some. Public relations at the weirdest time! Other entities act at discretion.
15 - ecneserP ehT drinks some special tea. No, not Kumar's special tea! This is tea with regenerative properties, to counteract decaying.
5 - ecneserP ehT, in defiance of all rationality... turns into John Phoenix. John Phoenix, who is the perfect embodiment of goodness and very smartness, is able to immediately deduce a plan of action that will allow him to re-enter the battlefield immediately in spite of the opposition from this thing that is a floating mass which is obviously there. John Phoenix is the world's greatest attorney and detective. The only one who could come even close, not that he ever did, was Botfred Von Karma, who was easily destroyed by John Phoenix's remarkable array of abilities. His plan is infallible, and he executes it with utmost perfection, ending up back on the battlefield immediately.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 166.4/999
John Phoenix does not decay this turn, as he is the embodiment of purity and purity is incapable of suffering from decay. John Phoenix notices a very angry black cat on the battlefield. This black cat stands in opposition to John Phoenix, foolishly, as John Phoenix is invincible and can never die. To demonstrate this, John Phoenix uses his psychic powers to destroy this black cat, aptly named "The Madness Is Inside You Now." Note that its name is not "The Madness Is Inside John Phoenix Now." This is because John Phoenix is perfect and cannot go insane due to his psychic powers.
I use as many actions as it takes to cut the tether that's draining my caslte's hp. I use any ramaining actions to repair the castle, aided by the healer and mason
Shaping fun continues, with the performer boosting the scientist. (.66/1 boom)(.8/1 plant)(.72/1 batology)
Ganlidore casts wall of force to shield the castle.
The fortune teller reads the fortune of the MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE (2 rounds left)
The weatherman helps the atmosphere take down the cyclone
The knights, archers, and catapult all attack the inside-out cat
imagine forgetting your discord password *laughs weakly*
A1 = CREATION I do a non-mechanical action, defined as a SHENANIGAN. So... I... gosh this is hard. I flap my Lunar Wings. I do that so hard, that it RIPS A HOLE IN REALITY ITSELF. Then, the hole seals itself back up (like any regulated hole under the size of forty meters should do), but not before letting through a Shenanigan from my mindscape. The Shenanigan doesn't just do shenanigans, it is shenanigan. It also does shenanigans, unlike Nedben. The Shenanigan is so shenanigan that it doesn't even have proper health, just a bunch of #'s and +'s. Yeah. It shenanigans. Yeah. You know I should probably put a picture of it here: [insert picture here which got shenaniganed away]
A2 = computers gotta computer Alright, so I get a deck of Magic: The Gathering cards. what. how. don't worry. Okay! I draw some cards, and play Ancient Tomb. Then, whisper whisper whisper, I tap it and cast Grim Monolith. After that, I cast and sacrifice two Lotus Petals. And then, I play Power Artifact on the Grim Monolith. And then, I play Gemstone Array. Now I have infinite mana of each color, which I won't use to make a turning machine, and instead use to see what I can do with mana. wait what? using mana to see what you can do with mana??
A3 = Roses are red, violets are blue, thorns are bad, I'll take them from you I pull out a pot of Roses. The thing to notice about these Roses is that 1) it's spelled with a capitalized R, 2) that doesn't really matter in the context of this action and the response, 3) these Roses don't have thorns, 4) Roses/roses usually don't have thorns, they have prickles, 5) that also doesn't really matter in the context of this action, 6) BUT NOT THE RESPONSE These Roses don't have thorns. Which is perfectly reasonably; nothing can be perfect. After all, John Phoenix was defeated, Chuck Norris was infinitely stalled out (speaking of which, where are they?), the Godmodder from DTG1 and DTG2 were defeated, the Hyperstorm, Photoshop Flowey, the Vessel, and so many others were defeated. Everyone has a weakness, or something that affects them. Given a long enough time, someone/something will eventually fall. But that's not my point. My point is in the sentences starting with lowercase letters. these Roses want to be perfect, or at least closer to perfect. they do this by turning themselves into Thorns magnets, and stealing all the thorns from the madness is inside you now or something.
Orders: Tom Sawyer does a Godmother, then does a Tom Sawyer, causing the Godmother to turn into Tom Sawyer. DEPSF constructs a mundane object named 'mundane rainmaker'. The Health Altar upgrades Storm Man!! with Malnourished, and if that doesn't work, it upgrade me with more actions. The Clerics repeat themselves. with a period. I slap the Craft Cat. I then upgrade myself with .2 actions. I then uptick Dragon Mecha by .04 actions. I say this all in a stoic voice.
11.56/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
Action 1: The Godmodder puts one action into Subtlety? Then he probably failed, because this is the most noticeable action yet! I steal the Subtlety. The Godmodder could dodge, but I could see him dodging from a mile away, given how unsubtle he is.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Entity Orders: Storm Man!!! attacks Craft Cat.
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Zealotes: I... uh... think? This is a CTG2 Action? Uh, whatever, you high five one of the Batmodders. It explodes because you misjudged the power of your high five. Two more Batmodder appear to fill the empty space left by the Batmodder.
Replying to Simuob: You do more Pokemon stuff, debuffing another Batmodder.
Replying to ORIGIN: Your flex tape explosion destroys the modder. He drops 100 . The Players get freed because... uh... Replying to Clown: You use 50 to instantly patch, bond, seal and repair the Clownmodder, even though that metaphysically shouldn't be possible! I guess is just that strong. Also, the Clownmodder can now hold off 5 godmodders.
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You turn a chunk of the Godmother into Tom Sawyer, but equivalent exchange turns the entirety of you into a Godmother Chunk (because the Godmother is so much larger than you).
THE GODMOTHER spits out a saw. Hmm, that's not right. The saw destroys one of the Batmodders. Two more take its place. One Batmodder deals 5,000 damage to the CTG Entities. The CTG Players deal 30,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. The CTG Entities deal 20,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. The Mimics deal 6,500 damage to THE GODMOTHER. WAAHTS THIS?! WALUIGI HAS WAARRIVED?! NOW THIS GAME CAN FINALLY BE FUNNY! THE GODMOTHER gains 50,000 HP.
[A] 50 [OG] CTG Players: 30,000 Player Power [OG] CTG Entities: 5,000 HP, 20,000 A [OG] Godmodder-Immune Mimics: 13,000 HP, 6,500 A [WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS [C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 5/5 godmodders held off [PG] Batmodder: 1x6/1x6 HP [PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP [GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,988,500 HP, gains 50,000 HP every turn, spits out a godmodder every turn, kind of under control, partly Tom Sawyer
[OP] a decaying mass of body parts 37/37 HP, ????, 2 regeneration. 10 Decay!A. Obviously there because there's a sword and rotting blood everywhere. has ordered some herbs and spices. Unfortunately, Cutting the Tether off would be almost worthless. can apply tethers very cheaply, but can only have one at a time and cannot retract them, so if you were to remove it,
A1: I disappear right after my first (and only) post on this thread.
A2: I reappear.
A3: I ask about the status of what is going on.
formerly-neutral entity, , has become AG under threat of destruction, and is capable of also created). However, ecneserP ehT is currently trapped inside an infinite recursion of challenged while being simpler for anyone else- allowing to run freely.
I continue to repair the castle with all my actions
The mason and healer repair the castle too.
Ganlidore casts lightning bolt on the healer cats
The weatherman continues to slow the cyclone
The shaping fun entities continue to do their things, with the performer inspiring the scientist. The plant is beginning to bloom, revealing yellow petals (.76/1 boom)(.85/1 plant)(.79/1 batology)
The fortune teller continues to read the fortune of the MOTHPIRE (1 round left)
The knights, archers, and catapult attack the healer cats until there are no more healer cats. Then they attack the inside-out cat.
Nothing does the same
Out of the castle portal walks another archer
Out of the dungeon portal walks a group of very weak skeletons, using the stored power.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
10 - ecneserP ehT returns to the battlefield using the Teleport To Ally spell that it learned in its brief time as John Phoenix.
10 - ecneserP ehT stops being John Phoenix. This immediately makes it ten times easier to like. A passing chimney sweep shakes its hand. And we all know what they say about chimney sweeps... the good luck from the chimney sweep causes ecneserP ehT to magically start decaying less.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 169.8/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Inside-Out Cat.
John Phoenix's great intuition gives him the insight that ecneserP ehT would like him to do something about the Stormy Cat's anti-ecneserP barrier. This is easy for John Phoenix to do, so it's a good thing this is what ecneserP ehT wants and not something else that would be more difficult, because then John Phoenix might succeed less. He is incapable of failing, but ecneserP ehT occasionally has excessive standards and might have eaten John Phoenix anyways.
The 'message' was just that every meaningful sentence started with a lowercase letter.
A1 = Prayer investment I invest some investable things into Praying. But how does this help? You see, ages ago I prayed to Tiamat. And you see, praying is metaphysical. And you know what else is metaphysical? Souls! And therefore soul points! And Soul Points are investable! This will surely help me!
A2 = Spend my mana I use my a lot of mana to go outside! Outside the battlefield! I donate people my mana!
A3 + .03 actions from Night = 12.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking) I hatch the egg, if it hasn't already. The resultant dragon is made familiar with Skynet and the scrap-oskeleton. I download several attachments to Skynet. I also code in a more complexible AI.
Orders: Tom Sawyer does SAW-gery on the Godmother, removing some of the Godmother's mouths that don't spit out saws. DEPSF defines a rainmaker as a device that makes rain. The Shenanigan drops bricks on 's thorns (which are not!), smothering them and sending them to the place where the dead things go! The Health Altar shenanigans, which creates a shenanigan, and the Autocannibalism? causes eating which causes morebetterpowerfuller Shenanigans/shenanigans/shenanigan/Shenanigan. The Clerics throw health at Tom Sawyer? who saws it in half, sending the two halves over to Sword Guy and the Castle. Sword Guy... does actually have orders! Orders to ask how's thorns are doing. They don't answer. Sword Guy checks their noteswordwich (a sandwich sword with notes on it) to see what to do, which is to apparently declare it's rudeness and slap it. So they do it. With their noteswordwich. AND NOW IT'S FINALLY TIME (TO SAY THIS LINE WHICH GOT CUT FROM AN EARLIER POST (BUT IT DIDN'T HAVE ALL CAPS (BEFORE IT WAS CUT))). I breath out. My breath (Nightbreath) forms around all sources of non-Night-regulated-light coming towards me. I am sufficiently empowered, because I have reverse solar panels.
Me and the mimics do 1,000 damage in total to everyone
All shall DIE unless they like mimics
If they like mimics well... they turn into one
if they are neutral then we just put them in the dungeon until they make up their mind:)
If your a mimic you must obey the god of mimics(me)
ow. i manifest 30000 arrows out of the air and throw them at the godmodder
then again.
then again
me fred.
Me also like seven hundred other characters that I don´t want to go through.
I am currently writing a collection of short stories called ¨tales from the pocket realm.¨
I emerge from krivs mimics, yawning and stretching. The chain attached to my monacal, although glittery and absolutely made of bubbles, wraps around a stein, curiously made of what is obviously a single shaved bar of soap, which is tucked into the mudflaps I mistakingly have on as a tie. Realizing the folly of my most recent transgression I say to myself, "that's why you don't stick around long enough for daylight to shine on em." I then face the godmodder and pick at my belly button so ferociously and for so long that that it could drive a gelatinous cube into insanity.
Pretty sure that's 3 actions. If allowed, I high five a battmodder. Doesn't matter if I know it or not. Sure, I may know that his kid's allergic to the kind of laundry detergent you use for habitual animal stains and the like. Don't worry about it. I at least put my hand up for a high five.
Batmodder is actually in ctg2, which is managed separately from ctg by a ctg player, while joebob manages ctg itself. And please don’t attack the ctg hydraic bats.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Wouldn't dream of it. High five is a buff, surely.
You replace all mirrors with bad photos of a mirror, destroying the taC tuo-edisnI and taC relaeH! due to their nature and the method of their destruction, the staC don't grant
Life Force.
[Clown]:
you split
You team up with The Atmosphere to attack the Cyclone for 15% durability damage!
You Isekai the Celestine Diamonds' Dodge Charger!
Entities ordered!
[OP] a decaying mass of body parts 35/35 HP, ????, 2 regeneration. 8 Decay!A. Obviously there because there's a sword and rotting blood everywhere. has ordered some herbs and spices.
Actually, that's not a paradox! If the mother guesses yes, the Crocodile may return the child or not, at their leisure. If the Mother guesses No, then the Crocodile can't keep the child- as this would make the mother correct, forcing the crocodile to return the child- but can return the child, as the crocodile never said they wouldn't return the child if she didn't guess correctly.
You do 51 damage in total distributed among a number of AG entities (after
's Damage Reduction)
Welcome to the game! you manifest a truly outlandish number of arrows and lob them at the Godmodder, but he's buried himself inside of a mountain! Your arrows strike mountain instead, dealing 0.1 damage to the Mountainmodder!
Nothing attacks the craft cat for 9 damage!
THE MOTHS FORGET WHERE THEY WERE GOING WITH THIS BUT THE POINT WAS THAT IF ANY OF THE MOTHS DIED TO
[AG- Shard III]
A1: I the Legend of God Demonic to ascend the Clown Statue Eternally Weeping Blood, freeing it to join its brethren clowns with wings of genesis.
A2+A3: Lament if you wanna lament! I cry Pokeballs over Sneloiv in an attempt to convince Mothman to catch or trade for Skitty and then become a Pokemon Trainer. Surely this will cause an infighting renaissance over there.
Applicable entities on the weather entrench, build air support, and otherwise stabilize the territorial matters. Applicable entities on the earth prepare for Moth cult things, since in addition to Twitch Plays Stray they might as well twitch in general and keep up with the media they're probably all over because I set up some. Public relations at the weirdest time! Other entities act at discretion.
I have tea with the Godmodder
MY INFO
15 - ecneserP ehT drinks some special tea. No, not Kumar's special tea! This is tea with regenerative properties, to counteract decaying.
5 - ecneserP ehT, in defiance of all rationality... turns into John Phoenix. John Phoenix, who is the perfect embodiment of goodness and very smartness, is able to immediately deduce a plan of action that will allow him to re-enter the battlefield immediately in spite of the opposition from this thing that is a floating mass which is obviously there. John Phoenix is the world's greatest attorney and detective. The only one who could come even close, not that he ever did, was Botfred Von Karma, who was easily destroyed by John Phoenix's remarkable array of abilities. His plan is infallible, and he executes it with utmost perfection, ending up back on the battlefield immediately.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 166.4/999
John Phoenix does not decay this turn, as he is the embodiment of purity and purity is incapable of suffering from decay. John Phoenix notices a very angry black cat on the battlefield. This black cat stands in opposition to John Phoenix, foolishly, as John Phoenix is invincible and can never die. To demonstrate this, John Phoenix uses his psychic powers to destroy this black cat, aptly named "The Madness Is Inside You Now." Note that its name is not "The Madness Is Inside John Phoenix Now." This is because John Phoenix is perfect and cannot go insane due to his psychic powers.
I use as many actions as it takes to cut the tether that's draining my caslte's hp. I use any ramaining actions to repair the castle, aided by the healer and mason
Shaping fun continues, with the performer boosting the scientist. (.66/1 boom)(.8/1 plant)(.72/1 batology)
Ganlidore casts wall of force to shield the castle.
The fortune teller reads the fortune of the MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE (2 rounds left)
The weatherman helps the atmosphere take down the cyclone
The knights, archers, and catapult all attack the inside-out cat
Nothing also attacks the inside-out cat.
Out of the castle walks another knight
The dungeon portal charges up for more summons
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
I force the godmodder to memorize the kreb cycle
I force the godmodder to memorize the steps for miosis
I force the godmodder to memorize the steps for mitosis
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
imagine forgetting your discord password *laughs weakly*
A1 = CREATION
I do a non-mechanical action, defined as a SHENANIGAN.
So... I... gosh this is hard.
I flap my Lunar Wings.
I do that so hard, that it RIPS A HOLE IN REALITY ITSELF.
Then, the hole seals itself back up (like any regulated hole under the size of forty meters should do), but not before letting through a Shenanigan from my mindscape.
The Shenanigan doesn't just do shenanigans, it is shenanigan. It also does shenanigans, unlike Nedben.
The Shenanigan is so shenanigan that it doesn't even have proper health, just a bunch of #'s and +'s.
Yeah. It shenanigans. Yeah. You know I should probably put a picture of it here:
[insert picture here which got shenaniganed away]
A2 = computers gotta computer
Alright, so I get a deck of Magic: The Gathering cards. what. how.
don't worry. Okay! I draw some cards, and play Ancient Tomb.
Then, whisper whisper whisper, I tap it and cast Grim Monolith.
After that, I cast and sacrifice two Lotus Petals.
And then, I play Power Artifact on the Grim Monolith.
And then, I play Gemstone Array.
Now I have infinite mana of each color, which I won't use to make a turning machine, and instead use to see what I can do with mana.
wait what? using mana to see what you can do with mana??
A3 = Roses are red, violets are blue, thorns are bad, I'll take them from you
I pull out a pot of Roses.
The thing to notice about these Roses is that
1) it's spelled with a capitalized R,
2) that doesn't really matter in the context of this action and the response,
3) these Roses don't have thorns,
4) Roses/roses usually don't have thorns, they have prickles,
5) that also doesn't really matter in the context of this action,
6) BUT NOT THE RESPONSE
These Roses don't have thorns.
Which is perfectly reasonably;
nothing can be perfect. After all, John Phoenix was defeated, Chuck Norris was infinitely stalled out (speaking of which, where are they?), the Godmodder from DTG1 and DTG2 were defeated, the Hyperstorm, Photoshop Flowey, the Vessel, and so many others were defeated. Everyone has a weakness, or something that affects them. Given a long enough time, someone/something will eventually fall. But that's not my point. My point is in the sentences starting with lowercase letters.
these Roses want to be perfect, or at least closer to perfect. they do this by turning themselves into Thorns magnets, and stealing all the thorns from the madness is inside you now or something.
Orders:
Tom Sawyer does a Godmother, then does a Tom Sawyer, causing the Godmother to turn into Tom Sawyer.
DEPSF constructs a mundane object named 'mundane rainmaker'.
The Health Altar upgrades Storm Man!! with Malnourished, and if that doesn't work, it upgrade me with more actions.
The Clerics repeat themselves. with a period.
I slap the Craft Cat.
I then upgrade myself with .2 actions.
I then uptick Dragon Mecha by .04 actions.
I say this all in a stoic voice.
11.56/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
there should be a ctg wiki
A1: I disappear right after my first (and only) post on this thread.
A2: I reappear.
A3: I ask about the status of what is going on.
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
A1:The mimics deal another 1,000 but to the Godmodder using long range attacks:)
A2:I turn into a mimic because i was one all along :0
A3:Create a mimic castle for the mimics where i am the ruler
All shall DIE unless they like mimics
If they like mimics well... they turn into one
if they are neutral then we just put them in the dungeon until they make up their mind:)
If your a mimic you must obey the god of mimics(me)
Action 1: The Godmodder puts one action into Subtlety? Then he probably failed, because this is the most noticeable action yet!
I steal the Subtlety. The Godmodder could dodge, but I could see him dodging from a mile away, given how unsubtle he is.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Entity Orders:
Storm Man!!! attacks Craft Cat.
CTG2 Action:
modder. He drops 100 
. The Players get freed because... uh...
to instantly patch, bond, seal and repair the Clownmodder, even though that metaphysically shouldn't be possible! I guess 
is just that strong.
Replying to Zealotes:
I... uh... think? This is a CTG2 Action? Uh, whatever, you high five one of the Batmodders. It explodes because you misjudged the power of your high five. Two more Batmodder appear to fill the empty space left by the Batmodder.
Replying to Simuob:
You do more Pokemon stuff, debuffing another Batmodder.
Replying to ORIGIN:
Your flex tape explosion destroys the
Replying to Clown:
You use 50
Also, the Clownmodder can now hold off 5 godmodders.
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You turn a chunk of the Godmother into Tom Sawyer, but equivalent exchange turns the entirety of you into a Godmother Chunk (because the Godmother is so much larger than you).
THE GODMOTHER spits out a saw. Hmm, that's not right.
The saw destroys one of the Batmodders. Two more take its place.
One Batmodder deals 5,000 damage to the CTG Entities.
The CTG Players deal 30,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
The CTG Entities deal 20,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
The Mimics deal 6,500 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
WAAHTS THIS?! WALUIGI HAS WAARRIVED?! NOW THIS GAME CAN FINALLY BE FUNNY!
THE GODMOTHER gains 50,000 HP.
[A] 50
[OG] CTG Players: 30,000 Player Power
[OG] CTG Entities: 5,000 HP, 20,000 A
[OG] Godmodder-Immune Mimics: 13,000 HP, 6,500 A
[WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS
[C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 5/5 godmodders held off
[PG] Batmodder: 1x6/1x6 HP
[PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP
[GM] THE GODMOTHER: 1,988,500 HP, gains 50,000 HP every turn, spits out a godmodder every turn, kind of under control, partly Tom Sawyer
Action 1: The charging
Action 2: I eat a bat raw. It is a scrumptious delicacy.
Action 3: I enter the body of a healer cat. I do a few movements to see how it feels.
[OP] a decaying mass of body parts 37/37 HP, ????, 2 regeneration. 10 Decay!A. Obviously there because there's a sword and rotting blood everywhere. has ordered some herbs and spices.
can apply tethers very 
Unfortunately, Cutting the Tether off would be almost worthless.
cheaply, but can only have one at a time and cannot retract them, so if you were to remove it,
You create Roses to reduce
formerly-neutral entity,
also created
challenged while being simpler for anyone else- allowing
[clown]:
ORIGIN:
Due to Nothing the inside out cat takes 9 damage.
[AG- Shard III]
I continue to repair the castle with all my actions
The mason and healer repair the castle too.
Ganlidore casts lightning bolt on the healer cats
The weatherman continues to slow the cyclone
The shaping fun entities continue to do their things, with the performer inspiring the scientist. The plant is beginning to bloom, revealing yellow petals (.76/1 boom)(.85/1 plant)(.79/1 batology)
The fortune teller continues to read the fortune of the MOTHPIRE (1 round left)
The knights, archers, and catapult attack the healer cats until there are no more healer cats. Then they attack the inside-out cat.
Nothing does the same
Out of the castle portal walks another archer
Out of the dungeon portal walks a group of very weak skeletons, using the stored power.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
10 - ecneserP ehT returns to the battlefield using the Teleport To Ally spell that it learned in its brief time as John Phoenix.
10 - ecneserP ehT stops being John Phoenix. This immediately makes it ten times easier to like. A passing chimney sweep shakes its hand. And we all know what they say about chimney sweeps... the good luck from the chimney sweep causes ecneserP ehT to magically start decaying less.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 169.8/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Inside-Out Cat.
John Phoenix's great intuition gives him the insight that ecneserP ehT would like him to do something about the Stormy Cat's anti-ecneserP barrier. This is easy for John Phoenix to do, so it's a good thing this is what ecneserP ehT wants and not something else that would be more difficult, because then John Phoenix might succeed less. He is incapable of failing, but ecneserP ehT occasionally has excessive standards and might have eaten John Phoenix anyways.
The 'message' was just that every meaningful sentence started with a lowercase letter.
A1 = Prayer investment
I invest some investable things into Praying.
But how does this help?
You see, ages ago I prayed to Tiamat.
And you see, praying is metaphysical.
And you know what else is metaphysical?
Souls! And therefore soul points!
And Soul Points are investable!
This will surely help me!
A2 = Spend my mana
I use my a lot of mana to go outside!
Outside the battlefield!
I donate people my mana!
A3 + .03 actions from Night = 12.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
I hatch the egg, if it hasn't already.
The resultant dragon is made familiar with Skynet and the scrap-oskeleton.
I download several attachments to Skynet.
I also code in a more complexible AI.
Orders:
's thorns (which are not
!), smothering them and sending them to the place where the dead things go!
's thorns are doing. They don't answer.
Tom Sawyer does SAW-gery on the Godmother, removing some of the Godmother's mouths that don't spit out saws.
DEPSF defines a rainmaker as a device that makes rain.
The Shenanigan drops bricks on
The Health Altar shenanigans, which creates a shenanigan, and the Autocannibalism? causes eating which causes morebetterpowerfuller Shenanigans/shenanigans/shenanigan/Shenanigan.
The Clerics throw health at Tom Sawyer? who saws it in half, sending the two halves over to Sword Guy and the Castle.
Sword Guy... does actually have orders! Orders to ask how
Sword Guy checks their noteswordwich (a sandwich sword with notes on it) to see what to do, which is to apparently declare it's rudeness and slap it.
So they do it. With their noteswordwich.
AND NOW IT'S FINALLY TIME (TO SAY THIS LINE WHICH GOT CUT FROM AN EARLIER POST (BUT IT DIDN'T HAVE ALL CAPS (BEFORE IT WAS CUT))).
I breath out. My breath (Nightbreath) forms around all sources of non-Night-regulated-light coming towards me. I am sufficiently empowered, because I have reverse solar panels.
there should be a ctg wiki