I walk over to the darkside and pledge myself to the darkness. I become a Heartless, and then I use my control over darkness to summon the ultimate darkness from the depths of Kingdom Hearts. I summon Sephiroth.
The Darkside, not for the first time, is at a loss. It waits as other people move their pieces... then do strange things with the extra symbols. Thankfully, the numbers seem strightforward. And the Darkside moves...
So that they are in 'just visiting' in the Jailhouse. This would normally be prime opportunity for punnage about jailbirds. However, the Darkside is not that bright. It tries to think, but it has, like, 4 memories and a bunch of dark emotions and knowledge on forbidden magics.
However, it does know you can purchase places, and in a stunning power play and achievment in ignorance, shells out as much money as it takes to own the Jail.
The Furbies chitter among themselves for who gets to be healed next. Then it becomes apparent that it'll be the Dark Furby since it is the only one still with some amount of damage. So the Healer Furby heals them. The Heart Furby grumbles at its doubling down not panning out.
The Inevitable chuckle when The Dots are attacked. The first expression of emotion. Ominous, it echos across the veil of reality, but only They who have been Consumed in this reality might hear it. And the Godmodder.
The Four is divine. To assault the divine- one must sever themselves from it. A sentence to oblivion, not by expression of power, but by frailty of one's own weakness. We laugh at those who cry out in defiance, lending themselves so willingly to destruction.
We make what we are given. The elderly Inevitable respond to this attack, protecting his home from assault. His will indomitable. He calls upon Us, and upon the The Four. We give him Our strength. To ward against the inconsequential. But should he push himself too far, he shall die, and return to us. And We shall welcome him to his true home, beyond the veil of this reality.
Action 1: According to the rules about passing, since I am with the dog but not passed it, I won’t get penalized... yet. I take my ship out, and put myself and keyboard in it. If the board floods, then I am fine. Also, because of the size of the ship, the dog gets scared and moves out of the way to avoid being crushed. The dog currently resides in Vermont Avenue. Also, because of the size of the ship, the ship decides to go right through any player’s piece and damage it if my ship passes their square.
Suddenly, a new being enters the fray... And then promptly realizes that this is not the fray he meant to Plane Shift to. Sighing, he guesses he's here now, and looks around to find himself on a rather large board of Monopoly. Various other figurines around him are additionally within the game... but figuring it's best not to get anyone angry yet, he remains calm and simply grabs a D20 from a pocket within his cloak.
Talking to... Waluigi? Ehh, not the weirdest thing that's ever happened to him. Either way. Talking to Waluigi, the sorcerer sighs before speaking up for himself. "Of course that was the last spell slot I had to cast that. Sorry for barging in on Monopoly, but since I'm here on the board anyways, I guess I'll join in if it's not a hassle. I'll roll using this D20 I have on me, so... yeah. Considering the others seem to have plenty of M, I'll just summon in M2000 for myself and start then. Here goes nothing.
I walk over to the darkside and pledge myself to the darkness. I become a Heartless, and then I use my control over darkness to summon the ultimate darkness from the depths of Kingdom Hearts. I summon Sephiroth.
The Darkside, though hopelessly confused at how you are able to do your feats due to still thinking of things in terms of KH Metaphysics and not CTG metaphysics, nods with approval at your allegiance and choice of summon.
I walk over to the darkside and pledge myself to the darkness. I become a Heartless, and then I use my control over darkness to summon the ultimate darkness from the depths of Kingdom Hearts. I summon Sephiroth.
The Darkside, though hopelessly confused at how you are able to do your feats due to still thinking of things in terms of KH Metaphysics and not CTG metaphysics, nods with approval at your allegiance and choice of summon.
It's funny, I am using KH metaphysics, I just walk over, give in to the darkness, then use one of the dark portals from KH to bring Sephiroth into this crazy land.
Realizing that there may or may not be an Antimatter Rifle pointed at him, the sorcerer looks at it's source with a sense of disbelief, more than anything. He'd never seen such a weapon before, and unlike a simple longbow or even a pistol, the type of matter it fires can't easily be destroyed or altered. Antimatter is something he's unfamiliar with, and taking no chances for getting hit by such a thing, he realizes that he's over thinking the problem. A projectile is still a projectile, and if it can't hit him, then that's the point.
"Thrae ekess ternesj."He states the shortened sentence in a language vaguely Draconic, yet... difficult, at best, to understand. As he raises his hand, a small wall of nondescript stone rises to block the bullet in front of him, nullifying the damage he would have taken. As the wall corrodes and fades to black within the area of contact, before crumbling entirely as the spell magic fades, the sorcerer smirks - seems like those Sorcery Points he uses all the time aren't exactly a limited resource here. This should be fun.
My boat, that is now crushed, oragami's itself into a train-boat.
I buy the Railroad, but change up the business model a bit. I own the railroad, but the company is now run by miners. (This is how I use the pickaxe) So, we mine Railroads and trains. Now, what I mean by this isn't that we mine mountains and other things in order to make way for a railroad. No, my company finds railroads and trains, and we mine them.
Then, I roll the dice again.
Entity Actions:
NUNDEAD Wyvern Knights: These black figures wearing nun robes watch the Luigi that they summoned just last round be smashed by a rock. "NOOOO! The Great and Good Luigi shall not be ended by this!" They all shriek this in unison, filling the battlefield with an eerie hissing. They raise their arms to the air, their sleeves on their robes falling back from the gravity, as they all start flying counter-clockwise, creating a cyclone of arcane power above the corpse of the smooshed Luigi. They resurrect the Luigi.
NUNDEAD Godtemplest: Hovering in the air, the NUNDEAD Godtemplest's portal activates, teleporting the newly revived Luigi to the Monopoly board.
NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents: These monstrous immigrants from the Pit ensure of Luigi's safe arrival to the Monopoly Board, and grant him dark luck.
You purchase the Railroad! this costs you 250M, but you then change the business model for great profit. It's... it's genius! Why don't all railroad companys do this?... Well, I guess in real life it would be illegal. But in monopoly, it works wonders! in fact, it works such wonders that you'll now gain 50M per turn! Amazing! Your next roll is 3+5+🌼! UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOUR NUNS, THE GREEN AND INFERIOR LUIGI IS VERY DEAD. HE IS ALSO STUPID, AND ANNOYING, AND GREEN. IN GENERAL, A BAD PERSON. HE WILL NOT BE COMING BACK TO LIFE.
Three dots and one dot. This is ours. We are given four dots.
One of us wishes to move. Three of us do not.
We divide. One carefully counts, one, two, three, four. "Virginia Avenue, M160."
This, too, is ours if we will it. It requires wealth. This, we give. The bank takes from The Inevitable M160, making a home in Virginia.
This one's life is beautiful. Creating a farm. Raising children. It passes in a blink of an eye. He is elderly now, the children gone, and remembers his role. He is Inevitable. Virginia Avenue is his legacy.
One moves. One buys Virginia. One lives a life of love and length. But all things end. It is inevitable, beyond the light and before the dark, as inevitable as The Inevitable, or perhaps somehow more, and yet less. In any case the twilit life was lived and left. Virginia Avenue is now yours! You also obtain two houses on Virginia Avenue, despite not owning St.charles' place et al, for free! Your next roll is 1+4+🏔️.
I walk over to the darkside and pledge myself to the darkness. I become a Heartless, and then I use my control over darkness to summon the ultimate darkness from the depths of Kingdom Hearts. I summon Sephiroth.
You Summon Sephiroth! they have 32 HP and 7 Attack!
The Darkside, not for the first time, is at a loss. It waits as other people move their pieces... then do strange things with the extra symbols. Thankfully, the numbers seem strightforward. And the Darkside moves...
So that they are in 'just visiting' in the Jailhouse. This would normally be prime opportunity for punnage about jailbirds. However, the Darkside is not that bright. It tries to think, but it has, like, 4 memories and a bunch of dark emotions and knowledge on forbidden magics.
However, it does know you can purchase places, and in a stunning power play and achievment in ignorance, shells out as much money as it takes to own the Jail.
The Furbies chitter among themselves for who gets to be healed next. Then it becomes apparent that it'll be the Dark Furby since it is the only one still with some amount of damage. So the Healer Furby heals them. The Heart Furby grumbles at its doubling down not panning out.
The Jailhouse has an orange square drawn on it. This square is the same color as orange spaces. The area of the squares orange sector is enough to cover 2 orange space tops, plus 0.156746032 of a third. Therefore, the cost to purchase the Jailhouse is (180*2)+(200*0.1567...), or 391M! You now own half of monopolys legal system! odd that Waluigi didn't buy it when he dropped by... WEH. WALUIGI WAS GOING TO GET TO BUYING THAT EVENTUALLY! WAAAATEVER, AT LEAST THIS LUIGI ISN'T LIKE THE GREEN ONE. Additionally, this movement unambiguously passes DOG. It is Consume. The hungering one takes all that you are, and You become Dog. You are not dead. you will simply Dog. but you will redie to move further, as is tradition. seek to hunger, and see a journey everlasting. Consume, and become the Eater. Be consumed, and see eternity and the veil of reality. You also Roll to move again! you roll 🐕🐕+🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕+⌨, or 7🐕+⌨!
The Inevitable chuckle when The Dots are attacked. The first expression of emotion. Ominous, it echos across the veil of reality, but only They who have been Consumed in this reality might hear it. And the Godmodder.
The Four is divine. To assault the divine- one must sever themselves from it. A sentence to oblivion, not by expression of power, but by frailty of one's own weakness. We laugh at those who cry out in defiance, lending themselves so willingly to destruction.
We make what we are given. The elderly Inevitable respond to this attack, protecting his home from assault. His will indomitable. He calls upon Us, and upon the The Four. We give him Our strength. To ward against the inconsequential. But should he push himself too far, he shall die, and return to us. And We shall welcome him to his true home, beyond the veil of this reality.
Luckily, the monopoly piece and pair of dice doesn't shoot things due to lack of arms. So, you're fine.
Action 1: According to the rules about passing, since I am with the dog but not passed it, I won’t get penalized... yet. I take my ship out, and put myself and keyboard in it. If the board floods, then I am fine. Also, because of the size of the ship, the dog gets scared and moves out of the way to avoid being crushed. The dog currently resides in Vermont Avenue. Also, because of the size of the ship, the ship decides to go right through any player’s piece and damage it if my ship passes their square.
You use the sailboat, rendering yourself prepared for any possible flooding. Nothing happens to or with DOG, because the Darkside already triggered it.
Suddenly, a new being enters the fray... And then promptly realizes that this is not the fray he meant to Plane Shift to. Sighing, he guesses he's here now, and looks around to find himself on a rather large board of Monopoly. Various other figurines around him are additionally within the game... but figuring it's best not to get anyone angry yet, he remains calm and simply grabs a D20 from a pocket within his cloak.
Talking to... Waluigi? Ehh, not the weirdest thing that's ever happened to him. Either way. Talking to Waluigi, the sorcerer sighs before speaking up for himself. "Of course that was the last spell slot I had to cast that. Sorry for barging in on Monopoly, but since I'm here on the board anyways, I guess I'll join in if it's not a hassle. I'll roll using this D20 I have on me, so... yeah. Considering the others seem to have plenty of M, I'll just summon in M2000 for myself and start then. Here goes nothing.
He then proceeds to roll for movement.
The Sorcerer joins! your movement roll is (1d20= )10 + 🕶️, which is the averagest roll, and so means you will move a perfectly average 7 spaces! +🕶️. You also attempt to summon in 2000M, but the starting M quantity is 1500, so you get that instead. WHO DID YOU THINK YOU'RE FOOLING, ORANGE LUIGI? DID YOU THINK WALUIGI DIDN'T KNOW THE MONEY YOU SHOULD START WITH? WALUIGI KNOWS EVERYTHING! WELL, EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS. EVERYTHING THAT WALUIGI DOESN'T KNOW OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T MATTER. OBVIOUSLY. ANYWAY, WHAT WALUIGI IS SAYING HERE IS THAT IT'S FINE TO MAKE 2000M, BUT YOU NEED A REASON, AND 'I'LL JUST SUMMON IN M2000' ISN'T A GOOD ENOUGH REASON FOR WALUIGI! WALUIGI HAS TOO MANY STANDARDS. AND THEY ARE VERY HIGH STANDARDS.
WALUIGI WONDERS WHAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY MEAN. AFTER ALL, EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED HERE IS COMPLETELY REASONABLE IN THE SITUATIONAL CONTEXT OF INTERNAL SENSE SOMETHING SOMETHING BIG WORDS! BESIDES, WALUIGI WISHES FOR THIS ""MADNESS"" TO CONTINUE, AND WALUIGI IS WAY MORE WAAAANDERFUL THEN YOU! SO WALUIGI REFUSES FOR THIS TO STOP!
The Godmodder quickly defines a new mathamatical operator, such that /X, if not preceded by another number, is equal to X^X^X(...)^X, where the total number of ^'s is equal to X. As a result, the Godmodder can ignore this action until 10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10 seconds pass. So, basically forever!
Realizing that there may or may not be an Antimatter Rifle pointed at him, the sorcerer looks at it's source with a sense of disbelief, more than anything. He'd never seen such a weapon before, and unlike a simple longbow or even a pistol, the type of matter it fires can't easily be destroyed or altered. Antimatter is something he's unfamiliar with, and taking no chances for getting hit by such a thing, he realizes that he's over thinking the problem. A projectile is still a projectile, and if it can't hit him, then that's the point.
"Thrae ekess ternesj."He states the shortened sentence in a language vaguely Draconic, yet... difficult, at best, to understand. As he raises his hand, a small wall of nondescript stone rises to block the bullet in front of him, nullifying the damage he would have taken. As the wall corrodes and fades to black within the area of contact, before crumbling entirely as the spell magic fades, the sorcerer smirks - seems like those Sorcery Points he uses all the time aren't exactly a limited resource here. This should be fun.
This action doesn't happen because the rifle-pointer is lacking in arms or limbs to use a rifle with.
Action 2: I decide not to buy Connecticut Avenue, even though it’s pretty cheap. No, I have other plans ready.
Action 3: I am now ready for my next turn and roll the dice.
You roll 4+4+🧶! That's a double, which gives you an extra turn! After you finish whatever you do with 4+4+🧶, your next roll is 5+1+😑, which you can move on to immediately!
I call the One Ring piece! There's no one ring piece in... SHUSH.
I then roll the dice.
you choose to be the One Ring, and roll a 5+1+🛩! I think that last one's an airplane, kinda hard to tell at that font size... 🛩...yeah, that's an airplane all right.
WELL, THINGS SEEM TO BE RAMPING UP! WALUIGIS TURN, SO WALUIGI ROLLS THE DICE! 6+3+🕍! WALUIGI LANDS ON INDIANA AVENUE, BUT DOES NOT BUY IT. INSTEAD, I PLACE DOWN MY ... SYNAGOGUE, APPARENTLY, ON THE AVENUE! WALUIGI IS AT LEAST 40% SURE SYNAGOGUES AREN'T NOT JEWISH, AND WALUIGI REMEMBERS HEARING SOME JEWISH RULE ABOUT USING ELECTRICITY ON SHABBAT, WHICH IS PROBABLY TODAY. AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT? WALUIGI OWNS AN ELECTRICITY COMPANY! WALUIGI USES SOME ELECTRICITY TO SCARE ALL THE JEWISH OUT OF THE SYNAGOGUE! NOW THAT NOBODY IS IN THE SYNAGOGUE, IT FALLS INTO DISREPAIR!... VERY QUICKLY!... IN FACT, NOW THAT IT'S COVERED IN COBWEBS AND CRACKS AND STUFF, IT LOWERS THE PROPERTY VALUE AROUND HERE! WALUIGI PAYS ONLY 100W FOR INDIANA AVENUE, THEN REBRANDS THE RUINED SYNAGOGUE AS A HAUNTED HOUSE! WALUIGI NOW OWNS INDIANA AVENUE, AND HAS A HOUSE ON IT TO BOOT! OF COURSE, THAT'S NOT ALL! I STILL HAVE A SHOE FROM LAST ROUND, SO I TAKE ONE MORE STEP AND LAND ON A CHANCE SQUARE! IT SAYS (1D16, 4) TO ADVANCE TO THE NEAREST UTILITY, AND IF UNOWNED, BUY IT! WALUIGI ADVANCES, AND BUYS THE WATERWORKS! NOW, ON TO ALL OF YOUR TURNS! Waluigis shoe proceeds to disappear, as continued use would make the game repetitive. ...FAIR ENOUGH.
Current Subgame: Monopoly. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly Board.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA A Points: 0. Money: 1100W Cards or other Resources: Electric Company, Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house) Discarded: none. Other: Perpetually Screaming Head Figure. Board Position: 28.
SLATE LUILeviRocks PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,300M Cards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+50M/R!). Rolled a 8+🌼! Discarded: none Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: 5.
ASSOQwerty_ PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 9+tape recorder Discarded: none Other: Board position: 0
RED LMemer Asriel PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 4+4+🧶, and then a 5+1+😑! Discarded: none Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: 9
Balisticgamer PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 11+Couch Discarded: none Other: is a monopoly piece. Board position: presumably 11.
NightskyPirate PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,340M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 5+🏔️. Owns Virginia Ave (2 Houses!) Discarded: none Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card. Board position: 1 on 14, 3 on Just Visiting.
SHADODarkside PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,109M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 7🐕+⌨! unconsumed Bird! Owns Jail! Discarded: none Other: Dog. will Redie to go further, as is tradition. Board position: 10
ORANTorix Worldweaver PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 7+ 🕶️! Discarded: none Other: Board position: 0
SirNatureWriter PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: rolled a 6+🛩! Discarded: none Other: Board position: 0. Is the One Ring.
I move forward 8 spaces, where I am now on States Avenue. I purchase it, and plant my fire down on the ground. It is The Flower. (What it does, the world may never know)
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Airplane clearly means that I'm able to take a plane from go to any space on the board! Therefore, I fly to the last Community Chest space on the board, then move six spaces, allowing me to land perfectly on Boardwalk. This does consume the airplane, though, because it isn't a round trip flight. Then, as any good monopoly player would do, I buy boardwalk for 400M.
The One Ring is now one step closer to economic domination of Waluigi's Monopoly Game.
RANDOM PARTY HORN!!!
In other news, this is the 2500th reply!!! Congratulations to everyone for making it this far into the game!
As my boat moves along, it lands on a Community Chest space! I draw a Community Chest card, then continue. However, I see that I’m going to land on Indiana Avenue. So, I take my yarn right before I land on it, hook it to the haunted house, and swing my boat past Indiana to Illinois Avenue. When buying it, I use the power of the emoji to make the bankers eyes close while I hand him the money, so I buy it for only $120! (I would also like to know what the community chest card is, so that would be nice to know)
We are inspired. So much life, so much movement... another one wishes to join, and tentatively takes one movement to St. Charles Place, deciding to purchase the lot. 120M of The Inevitable's funds go to the bank. The Second remains insubstantial, watching over the land, expecting it to grow on it's own.
With the death of One, Child of One takes her half of inheritance and moves 4 spaces to Tennessee Avenue, putting her house down. Her youth passes by in a blink of an eye. Having squatted for years and operating a shady organization, she acquires legal ownership of the property. Child of One fails to discover the identity as Inevitable. Fate grips her when a great Dog, associated with The Inevitable and The Darkside, passes her by. There, in Tennessee, Child of One begins a cult, sending prayers to both entities. To the Consumer, The Darkside. To The Inevitable. The Inevitable respond to her prayer and give her the power of Snowy Mountain.
The Cult of The Inevitable Darkside begin under Snowy Mountain, hidden somewhere in the realm of Monopoly. It cannot be found until The Double Dots again reveal themselves, which leads to the snowy mountain. This becomes a problem for recruiting, but they find a way around that problem.
We who remain turn attention to a ball of yarn as it rolls before us. 120M is given to us, which we dutifully place in the bank, captivated by this yarn as it rolls to our feet. We pick it up into quasi-existence, delighted at it's softness. "Isn't Indiana Avenue 240?" the fourth says while squishing the ball softly. "He gave us 240, didn't he?" the third questions. "Oh, it seemed to be 120." "We should be more careful next time. That ball is delightful." "The Consumer will look good with a scarf." "Yes. Let us gift him a cool scarf."
The Veil splits, for only a moment, emitting a malevolent green light into this reality. It shines upon the Jail, and the yarn unravels, twisting and bending in a chaotic storm as it grasps upon the neck of The Consumer. For an instant, it strangles him, but in a bright flash, the twisted yarn becomes whole. A scarf perfectly suited for The Darkside Consumer. It is very cool and dark. He hears The Inevitable. "Do not underestimate the power of Yarrrn Scarf."
I use an antimatter rifle and attempt to blow up the dots and their home. I then repeat the process against the other pieces on the board.
I walk over to the darkside and pledge myself to the darkness. I become a Heartless, and then I use my control over darkness to summon the ultimate darkness from the depths of Kingdom Hearts. I summon Sephiroth.
I use one of my characters +11 to performance to start dancing and singing
9+11 so 21 for performance
The Darkside, not for the first time, is at a loss. It waits as other people move their pieces... then do strange things with the extra symbols. Thankfully, the numbers seem strightforward. And the Darkside moves...
So that they are in 'just visiting' in the Jailhouse. This would normally be prime opportunity for punnage about jailbirds. However, the Darkside is not that bright. It tries to think, but it has, like, 4 memories and a bunch of dark emotions and knowledge on forbidden magics.
However, it does know you can purchase places, and in a stunning power play and achievment in ignorance, shells out as much money as it takes to own the Jail.
The Furbies chitter among themselves for who gets to be healed next. Then it becomes apparent that it'll be the Dark Furby since it is the only one still with some amount of damage. So the Healer Furby heals them. The Heart Furby grumbles at its doubling down not panning out.
The Inevitable chuckle when The Dots are attacked. The first expression of emotion. Ominous, it echos across the veil of reality, but only They who have been Consumed in this reality might hear it. And the Godmodder.
The Four is divine. To assault the divine- one must sever themselves from it. A sentence to oblivion, not by expression of power, but by frailty of one's own weakness. We laugh at those who cry out in defiance, lending themselves so willingly to destruction.
We make what we are given. The elderly Inevitable respond to this attack, protecting his home from assault. His will indomitable. He calls upon Us, and upon the The Four. We give him Our strength. To ward against the inconsequential. But should he push himself too far, he shall die, and return to us. And We shall welcome him to his true home, beyond the veil of this reality.
Action 1: According to the rules about passing, since I am with the dog but not passed it, I won’t get penalized... yet. I take my ship out, and put myself and keyboard in it. If the board floods, then I am fine. Also, because of the size of the ship, the dog gets scared and moves out of the way to avoid being crushed. The dog currently resides in Vermont Avenue. Also, because of the size of the ship, the ship decides to go right through any player’s piece and damage it if my ship passes their square.
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Suddenly, a new being enters the fray... And then promptly realizes that this is not the fray he meant to Plane Shift to. Sighing, he guesses he's here now, and looks around to find himself on a rather large board of Monopoly. Various other figurines around him are additionally within the game... but figuring it's best not to get anyone angry yet, he remains calm and simply grabs a D20 from a pocket within his cloak.
Talking to... Waluigi? Ehh, not the weirdest thing that's ever happened to him. Either way. Talking to Waluigi, the sorcerer sighs before speaking up for himself. "Of course that was the last spell slot I had to cast that. Sorry for barging in on Monopoly, but since I'm here on the board anyways, I guess I'll join in if it's not a hassle. I'll roll using this D20 I have on me, so... yeah. Considering the others seem to have plenty of
M, I'll just summon inM2000 for myself and start then. Here goes nothing.He then proceeds to roll for movement.
The Darkside, though hopelessly confused at how you are able to do your feats due to still thinking of things in terms of KH Metaphysics and not CTG metaphysics, nods with approval at your allegiance and choice of summon.
It's funny, I am using KH metaphysics, I just walk over, give in to the darkness, then use one of the dark portals from KH to bring Sephiroth into this crazy land.
I cast the wish spell to stop this madness
/kill godmodder in /10
Head Sorcerer and creator of the worshippers of Levi Rocks
Realizing that there may or may not be an Antimatter Rifle pointed at him, the sorcerer looks at it's source with a sense of disbelief, more than anything. He'd never seen such a weapon before, and unlike a simple longbow or even a pistol, the type of matter it fires can't easily be destroyed or altered. Antimatter is something he's unfamiliar with, and taking no chances for getting hit by such a thing, he realizes that he's over thinking the problem. A projectile is still a projectile, and if it can't hit him, then that's the point.
"Thrae ekess ternesj." He states the shortened sentence in a language vaguely Draconic, yet... difficult, at best, to understand. As he raises his hand, a small wall of nondescript stone rises to block the bullet in front of him, nullifying the damage he would have taken. As the wall corrodes and fades to black within the area of contact, before crumbling entirely as the spell magic fades, the sorcerer smirks - seems like those Sorcery Points he uses all the time aren't exactly a limited resource here. This should be fun.
Action 2: I decide not to buy Connecticut Avenue, even though it’s pretty cheap. No, I have other plans ready.
Action 3: I am now ready for my next turn and roll the dice.
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[A]
SirNatureWriter has joined the game.
Man, it's been a while!
I call the One Ring piece! There's no one ring piece in... SHUSH.
I then roll the dice.
You purchase the Railroad! this costs you 250
M, but you then change the business model for great profit. It's... it's genius! Why don't all railroad companys do this?... Well, I guess in real life it would be illegal. But in monopoly, it works wonders! in fact, it works such wonders that you'll now gain 50Mper turn! Amazing! Your next roll is 3+5+🌼!UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOUR NUNS, THE GREEN AND INFERIOR LUIGI IS VERY DEAD. HE IS ALSO STUPID, AND ANNOYING, AND GREEN. IN GENERAL, A BAD PERSON. HE WILL NOT BE COMING BACK TO LIFE.
One moves. One buys Virginia. One lives a life of love and length. But all things end. It is inevitable, beyond the light and before the dark, as inevitable as The Inevitable, or perhaps somehow more, and yet less. In any case the twilit life was lived and left. Virginia Avenue is now yours! You also obtain two houses on Virginia Avenue, despite not owning St.charles' place et al, for free!
Your next roll is 1+4+🏔️.
Since you are a monopoly piece and have no arms, this fails. There are downsides to transforming yourself for doubled movement rolls.
You Summon Sephiroth! they have 32 HP and 7 Attack!
You start singing and dancing? ...why? alsokindofhardtodoasamonopolypieceandsomedice.
The Jailhouse has an orange square drawn on it. This square is the same color as orange spaces. The area of the squares orange sector is enough to cover 2 orange space tops, plus 0.156746032 of a third. Therefore, the cost to purchase the Jailhouse is (180*2)+(200*0.1567...), or 391
M! You now own half of monopolys legal system! odd that Waluigi didn't buy it when he dropped by...WEH. WALUIGI WAS GOING TO GET TO BUYING THAT EVENTUALLY! WAAAATEVER, AT LEAST THIS LUIGI ISN'T LIKE THE GREEN ONE.
Additionally, this movement unambiguously passes DOG. It is Consume. The hungering one takes all that you are, and You become Dog.
You are not dead. you will simply Dog. but you will redie to move further, as is tradition. seek to hunger, and see a journey everlasting. Consume, and become the Eater. Be consumed, and see eternity and the veil of reality.
You also Roll to move again! you roll 🐕🐕+🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕+⌨, or 7🐕+⌨!
Luckily, the monopoly piece and pair of dice doesn't shoot things due to lack of arms. So, you're fine.
You use the sailboat, rendering yourself prepared for any possible flooding. Nothing happens to or with DOG, because the Darkside already triggered it.
The Sorcerer joins! your movement roll is (1d20= )10 + 🕶️, which is the averagest roll, and so means you will move a perfectly average 7 spaces! +🕶️. You also attempt to summon in 2000
M, but the startingMquantity is 1500, so you get that instead.WHO DID YOU THINK YOU'RE FOOLING, ORANGE LUIGI? DID YOU THINK WALUIGI DIDN'T KNOW THE MONEY YOU SHOULD START WITH? WALUIGI KNOWS EVERYTHING! WELL, EVERYTHING THAT MATTERS. EVERYTHING THAT WALUIGI DOESN'T KNOW OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T MATTER. OBVIOUSLY. ANYWAY, WHAT WALUIGI IS SAYING HERE IS THAT IT'S FINE TO MAKE 2000M, BUT YOU NEED A REASON, AND 'I'LL JUST SUMMON IN
M2000' ISN'T A GOOD ENOUGH REASON FOR WALUIGI! WALUIGI HAS TOO MANY STANDARDS. AND THEY ARE VERY HIGH STANDARDS.WALUIGI WONDERS WHAT YOU COULD POSSIBLY MEAN. AFTER ALL, EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED HERE IS COMPLETELY REASONABLE IN THE SITUATIONAL CONTEXT OF INTERNAL SENSE SOMETHING SOMETHING BIG WORDS! BESIDES, WALUIGI WISHES FOR THIS ""MADNESS"" TO CONTINUE, AND WALUIGI IS WAY MORE WAAAANDERFUL THEN YOU! SO WALUIGI REFUSES FOR THIS TO STOP!
The Godmodder quickly defines a new mathamatical operator, such that /X, if not preceded by another number, is equal to X^X^X(...)^X, where the total number of ^'s is equal to X. As a result, the Godmodder can ignore this action until 10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10^10 seconds pass. So, basically forever!
This action doesn't happen because the rifle-pointer is lacking in arms or limbs to use a rifle with.
You roll 4+4+🧶! That's a double, which gives you an extra turn! After you finish whatever you do with 4+4+🧶, your next roll is 5+1+😑, which you can move on to immediately!
you choose to be the One Ring, and roll a 5+1+🛩! I think that last one's an airplane, kinda hard to tell at that font size... 🛩...yeah, that's an airplane all right.
WELL, THINGS SEEM TO BE RAMPING UP! WALUIGIS TURN, SO WALUIGI ROLLS THE DICE! 6+3+🕍! WALUIGI LANDS ON INDIANA AVENUE, BUT DOES NOT BUY IT. INSTEAD, I PLACE DOWN MY ... SYNAGOGUE, APPARENTLY, ON THE AVENUE! WALUIGI IS AT LEAST 40% SURE SYNAGOGUES AREN'T NOT JEWISH, AND WALUIGI REMEMBERS HEARING SOME JEWISH RULE ABOUT USING ELECTRICITY ON SHABBAT, WHICH IS PROBABLY TODAY. AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT? WALUIGI OWNS AN ELECTRICITY COMPANY! WALUIGI USES SOME ELECTRICITY TO SCARE ALL THE JEWISH OUT OF THE SYNAGOGUE! NOW THAT NOBODY IS IN THE SYNAGOGUE, IT FALLS INTO DISREPAIR!... VERY QUICKLY!... IN FACT, NOW THAT IT'S COVERED IN COBWEBS AND CRACKS AND STUFF, IT LOWERS THE PROPERTY VALUE AROUND HERE! WALUIGI PAYS ONLY 100
WFOR INDIANA AVENUE, THEN REBRANDS THE RUINED SYNAGOGUE AS A HAUNTED HOUSE! WALUIGI NOW OWNS INDIANA AVENUE, AND HAS A HOUSE ON IT TO BOOT! OF COURSE, THAT'S NOT ALL! I STILL HAVE A SHOE FROM LAST ROUND, SO I TAKE ONE MORE STEP AND LAND ON A CHANCE SQUARE! IT SAYS (1D16, 4) TO ADVANCE TO THE NEAREST UTILITY, AND IF UNOWNED, BUY IT! WALUIGI ADVANCES, AND BUYS THE WATERWORKS! NOW, ON TO ALL OF YOUR TURNS!Waluigis shoe proceeds to disappear, as continued use would make the game repetitive.
...FAIR ENOUGH.
Current Subgame: Monopoly.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly Board.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA A
Points: 0. Money: 1100
WCards or other Resources: Electric Company, Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house)
Discarded: none.
Other: Perpetually Screaming Head Figure. Board Position: 28.
SLATE LUILeviRocks
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,300
MCards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+50
M/R!). Rolled a 8+🌼!Discarded: none
Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: 5.
ASSOQwerty_
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 9+tape recorder
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: 0
RED LMemer Asriel
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 4+4+🧶, and then a 5+1+😑!
Discarded: none
Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: 9
Balisticgamer
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 11+Couch
Discarded: none
Other: is a monopoly piece. Board position: presumably 11.
NightskyPirate
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,340
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 5+🏔️. Owns Virginia Ave (2 Houses!)
Discarded: none
Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card. Board position: 1 on 14, 3 on Just Visiting.
SHADODarkside
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,109
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 7🐕+⌨! unconsumed Bird! Owns Jail!
Discarded: none
Other: Dog. will Redie to go further, as is tradition. Board position: 10
ORANTorix Worldweaver
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 7+ 🕶️!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: 0
SirNatureWriter
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: rolled a 6+🛩!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: 0. Is the One Ring.
I cast Maximilian’s Earthen Grasp, which proceeds to crush Waliuigi’s token so small it is imperceptible, effectively removing him from the game
I move forward 8 spaces, where I am now on States Avenue. I purchase it, and plant my fire down on the ground. It is The Flower. (What it does, the world may never know)
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Airplane clearly means that I'm able to take a plane from go to any space on the board! Therefore, I fly to the last Community Chest space on the board, then move six spaces, allowing me to land perfectly on Boardwalk. This does consume the airplane, though, because it isn't a round trip flight.
Then, as any good monopoly player would do, I buy boardwalk for 400
M.The One Ring is now one step closer to economic domination of Waluigi's Monopoly Game.
RANDOM PARTY HORN!!!
In other news, this is the 2500th reply!!! Congratulations to everyone for making it this far into the game!
Nice!
As my boat moves along, it lands on a Community Chest space! I draw a Community Chest card, then continue. However, I see that I’m going to land on Indiana Avenue. So, I take my yarn right before I land on it, hook it to the haunted house, and swing my boat past Indiana to Illinois Avenue. When buying it, I use the power of the emoji to make the bankers eyes close while I hand him the money, so I buy it for only $120! (I would also like to know what the community chest card is, so that would be nice to know)
As that is the end of my turn, I roll the dice.
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We are inspired. So much life, so much movement... another one wishes to join, and tentatively takes one movement to St. Charles Place, deciding to purchase the lot. 120
Mof The Inevitable's funds go to the bank. The Second remains insubstantial, watching over the land, expecting it to grow on it's own.With the death of One, Child of One takes her half of inheritance and moves 4 spaces to Tennessee Avenue, putting her house down. Her youth passes by in a blink of an eye. Having squatted for years and operating a shady organization, she acquires legal ownership of the property. Child of One fails to discover the identity as Inevitable. Fate grips her when a great Dog, associated with The Inevitable and The Darkside, passes her by. There, in Tennessee, Child of One begins a cult, sending prayers to both entities. To the Consumer, The Darkside. To The Inevitable. The Inevitable respond to her prayer and give her the power of Snowy Mountain.
The Cult of The Inevitable Darkside begin under Snowy Mountain, hidden somewhere in the realm of Monopoly. It cannot be found until The Double Dots again reveal themselves, which leads to the snowy mountain. This becomes a problem for recruiting, but they find a way around that problem.
We who remain turn attention to a ball of yarn as it rolls before us. 120
Mis given to us, which we dutifully place in the bank, captivated by this yarn as it rolls to our feet. We pick it up into quasi-existence, delighted at it's softness."Isn't Indiana Avenue 240?" the fourth says while squishing the ball softly.
"He gave us 240, didn't he?" the third questions.
"Oh, it seemed to be 120."
"We should be more careful next time. That ball is delightful."
"The Consumer will look good with a scarf."
"Yes. Let us gift him a cool scarf."
The Veil splits, for only a moment, emitting a malevolent green light into this reality. It shines upon the Jail, and the yarn unravels, twisting and bending in a chaotic storm as it grasps upon the neck of The Consumer. For an instant, it strangles him, but in a bright flash, the twisted yarn becomes whole. A scarf perfectly suited for The Darkside Consumer. It is very cool and dark. He hears The Inevitable. "Do not underestimate the power of Yarrrn Scarf."
"Also, GodModder, this board is terribly hard to see, let's use this one instead."