I kidney punch, liver punch, and confluence punch the GM

18, 15, 19

damage: 2, 1, 1

I'm weak

I cast Dispel Magic on any Mind Blank (and Counterspell any Counterspell), Feeblemind then pluck a hair from the Godmodder's head (or somewhere else if there is no head). If someone could Counterspell the godmodder. I then flee to create a Simulacrum of the Godmodder.

I cast phantasmal killer on Steph, since you used your reaction to counterspell counterspell

I Teleport away on my next turn.

I zap the godmodder with lightning bolt three times again. 25 Damage if it fails one save, 65 Damage if it fails two, 76 Damage if it fails three.

destroy the moon: 13.3/20

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Oh no! There's not enough anchoring! Wait -  I can fix this!

I pull out a Bag of Holding and pull a bunch of anchors out of it. I then begin tethering those anchors to the huge obsidian spike until it stops falling over. I then scurry up the obsidian spike and begin blowing on the new batch of blood with a huge fan!  That should hopefully keep the blood from doing anything ominous...

Rend the World in Twain!: 37(?)/60

 It works perfectly! So perfectly, in fact, that despite being a charge-issue resulting from Godmodder actions, it still gives you a boost! +1 charge progress for the anchor thing.
The fan is... less effective. The blood begins to gather into... not exactly slimes, they're a bit less rotund. small, liquid-based, motile enemies, made of blood. based on where they're facing... the blood-beings are planning to do something to the sword. 

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I shall take the random bonus, just so that the Scimitar of Darkness is even more powerful. I don’t really care what that bonus is, but it’s probably better than the +1.6 boost thing.

Anyway... IT’S HALLOWEEN! I start by showing the Taxman to a spot a couple yards away where a bunch of witches are doing an ominous ritual. That should keep him distracted for a bit. Now, as a free action to distract the Godmodder, I create, with my Sugar Highness, The NEVER ENDING CANDY SUPPLY! It generates candy at a rate of 20 candy per round, and is completely magical. And no, I am not using portals to connect to major candy makers and stealing their newly-made candy. Because that’s just mean.

I use my other two actions (since diverting the Taxman’s gaze was my first action) to charge. The Darkness Given Form has been doing something...

Scimitar of Darkness: 21/30

 Selection made!  You sacrifice the Sugar High to distract the Godmodder with candy (The Godmodder immediately starts stealing the candy from the supply as fast as it appears.),  and distract the taxman's witchcraft-taxing attack for two rounds! You then continue your charge, which progresses 0.75 beyond what you wrote in your post via the auto-charger. Suddenly, I realise your charge literally had a shield on it already! This would cause your charge to regain anything the Godmodder had taxed from it, if he'd. done that.

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I kidney punch, liver punch, and confluence punch the GM

16, 19, 10

damage: 1, 4, 6

 The Godmodder skilfully avoids the kidney punch and liver punch by removing his goat's knees and not being alive! However, he is too fluent in cons to remove his confluence, allowing your confluence punch to hit him! this does 1 damage to the Pentagramal shield!

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I cast Dispel Magic on any Mind Blank (and Counterspell any Counterspell), Feeblemind then pluck a hair from the Godmodder's head (or somewhere else if there is no head). If someone could Counterspell the godmodder. I then flee to create a Simulacrum of the Godmodder.

  You pluck a hair from his head! but then you look at the spell description again. Simulacrum requires the being you're creating a duplicate of to be within range for the entire casting time of the spell, in addition to requiring that material component! your attempt to create a simulacrum fails. The Godmodder then automatically removes the feeblemind using one of his several thousand defensive rings which he wears on his third hand, which has a thousand fingers and exists in four-dimensional space.

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I cast phantasmal killer on Steph, since you used your reaction to counterspell counterspell

You already spent all your actions this turn trying to attack the Godmodder!

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I Teleport away on my next turn.

 You declare your intent to do that, and nothing happens from that this round.

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I zap the godmodder with lightning bolt three times again. 35 Damage if it fails one save, 65 Damage if it fails two, 73 Damage if it fails three.

destroy the moon: 13.3/20

 Since you've already used lightning bolt, the Godmodder has had plenty of time- at least ten seconds and up to ten minutes- to cast a ward against lightning, electricity, thunder, projectiles, and everything else applicable! The Godmodder does not take damage. 

The Anti-Elves generate, then attack! 1 AG-elf is killed and 10 damage to the Furby. The Auto-charger charges!
The Darkness Given Form comes to a conclusion. It doesn't want things to continue, nothing changing and everything So It's going to change things with its own two hands.
...It glances at its hands. It does not have hands. All it has is these arm-attached blade/needle things. Fine, with its own blades. Same difference. Now, which side to support? Because if it acts as a Hostile, attacking both sides in equal measure... It'll hurt both, but neither will win. Nothing will Change. It starts thinking things over. on the one han-
Thinking is what leaves it waiting, waiting and endlessly not Acting. It'll roll a die. (in the background, the Godmodder starts bending luck...)
Rolling 1D4... (Weighted, functionally D7. 1, 2 are join OG. 3(..)7 are AG)
...
They roll a 1. (2 on the real D7). (The Godmodder curses.)
Fine. With a single smooth motion, they turn and cut A God of the MarketPlace in half (accuracy roll: 93), joining the OG side. The Darkness Given Soul gazes at the NUNDEAD tartarus residents, which have survived quite a long time despite having only 10 HP, and something crawls out and rips them to shreds. And the Darkness with Purpose... is satisfied enough with the change its purpose has wrought in itself.
The Tetrahedral One attacks the Anti-Elves! The Seashelders help, allowing four elves to be killed in total! The Fractal Mimic(...s?) spawn(s?) AG-Elves! The Corrupt Rocker Furby sings some terrible rock music which is so bad it makes nearby liquids boil! Not any blood in peoples bodies, thankfully.
The horrible geese find themselves with nothing to do, because Daethdir didn't charge! well, they'll be ready next round. The Taxman uses Procrastination on the Darkness Given Form... It fails! It summons a new horrible goose... (1d2: 2) it works! now there are 3 of them! The Taxmans Witchcraft-taxing is occupied.
The Godmodder looks at the Darknesses, and decides to do something about that! He picks up a mirror and points it at them, conjuring their opposite, beings of pure light which obey their instincts! Then the Godmodder looks at the light-beings again, and realizes that these things would agree with the Darknesses about quite literally everything, so instead he sacrifices them in a sacrificial ritual to shoot the nonsentient material those light-beings were made of at the darkness given soul at high speeds! The ritual is very simple. First, the Godmodder puts on some gloves. Then, the Godmodder rips the light beings apart with his bear hands- the gloves he just put on. Then, the Godmodder throws their corpses at the Darkness Given Soul! The Darkness Given Soul is ripped to pieces!
Then the Darkness Given Soul pops back into existence, holding up a notification.

The Godmodder shrugs. They'll die eventually. for good, that is.



[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).).   towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. 
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt!   Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields!
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 5x13 HP, 1x13 Anti-Elven!A.  (targeting gained: Corrupteds.)
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.  in shopkeeper emporium.

[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 100/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught.  Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror.  Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage!    Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A-Asriel] auto-charger. 79/20 HP, +10 HP/R, protecting S.o.D. +0.75 to S.o.D./round.
[OG] Blackened Tartarus Residents 1 HP, 10A
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 161/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0 attack.
A God of the Marketplace 0/20 HP 50% dodge, world fooler!A
Fractal Mimic 20x2 HP, 101x2%, summon 3x2 AG-elves(mimicry)!A. 
AG-Elves 6x1+ 7x12HP, guarding Mimic!
Seashelders 6x5 HP 1x5A
[OpposingDaethdir] Horrible Geese 12x3 HP, GOOSEx2!A
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 15 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 5/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP  4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!  multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Wearing Ligge'Drasil. Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)

SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy.  isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The- Purity embodied.
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 20HP-shield on charge. Sugar High!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.
Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood.
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, pile of ash. Fed.

Alright, nobody's touching this sword! I borrow some power from the Sword of Plot Convenience to create the Sword of Protecting the Sword of Plot Convenience, and use it to destroy the invading blood jellies. I then charge once.

Rend the World in Twain!: 39/60

I see that my plans to kill the godmodder will fail, and so I teleport to Antarctica with my laser. Once there, I work on it again.

destroy the moon: 15.3/20

I teleport away.

You know what? Realizing that because I make .75 charges with my Auto Charger, and the Godmodder takes .25 per charge, I’m just going to charge so that I gain a charge of 3.

Scimitar of Darkness: 24.75/30

I craft an earth-splitter device that creates a Planar Rip in the universe and destroys everything.

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Alright, nobody's touching this sword! I borrow some power from the Sword of Plot Convenience to create the Sword of Protecting the Sword of Plot Convenience, and use it to destroy the invading blood jellies. I then charge once.

Rend the World in Twain!: 39/60

 You create the Sword of Protecting The Sword Of Plot Convenience, and destroy the invading blood jellies, which release a thick smog of bloody-looking smoke. It might be poisonous... You charge!

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I see that my plans to kill the godmodder will fail, and so I teleport to Antarctica with my laser. Once there, I work on it again.

destroy the moon: 15.3/20

 you attempt to teleport to antarctica, but it doesn't exist. instead, you find yourself in some other nondescript frozen place that is far away! There seem to be vikings about. The Goose are gone for now, but they'll catch up...

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I teleport away.

 you do that.

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You know what? Realizing that because I make 0.75 charges with my Auto Charger, and the Godmodder takes .25 per charge, I’m just going to charge so that I gain a charge of 3.

Scimitar of Darkness: 25.5/30

 You charge! The Godmodder was too busy using a mirror to do charging attacks last round, so your charge is at 25.5. Since you're coming up towards the end of the charge, it's probably time to ask again, what's the plan regarding outside influence over the Darkness?

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I craft an earth-splitter device that creates a Planar Rip in the universe and destroys everything.

 You create a device that can destroy everything!... very slowly and if nothing is done, once you turn it on. why would you do that?

The Anti-Elves generate, kill 2 AG-elves. The Darkness Given Form turns. To change things... it will be efficient. So-thinking, it leaps forwards and cuts the Tetrahedral One's black-painted side. With the aid of the Blackened Tartarus Resident, they deal 30- they-
The Tetrahedral One takes 10 damage to 3 of its sides! The Darkness with Purpose makes an ambiguous noise of dissatisfaction at that. The Darkness Given Soul repeats its previous-round technique on two Seashelders, summoning 2 empty shells. The Tetrahedral One's mirror-side heals its damaged sides, then the black-painted side kills the Blackened Tartarus Resident.  The Glass side seems to have expended itself sooner in the round...
The Corrupted Rocker Furby lets out a Bloodcurdling Roar, granting all its allies 10 temporary health, lifesteal, and 2 bonus attack for 4 rounds! This also heals it by 40 HP! The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said attacks the Empty Shells, killing both! The Fractal Mimic, AG-elves, and Seashelders attack the Anti-Elves, doing (2x2+2x11+3x3=35) damage and killing 7 of them! The only non-full-health entity among these is a lone AG-elf, so the lifesteal is mostly pointless. 6 new AG-Elves generate. The Taxman uses Procrastination on the Darkness Given Form... The Taxman summons the other half of the last rounds horrible goose, which joins its fellows in the flight to not-Antarctica! It finishes taxing the witches.

The Godmodder decides to get back to his Charging Attacks! It is said that two things in life are inevitable: Death and taxes. Well, whoever said that hadn't met the Godmodder, because he's even more inevitable then they are! and his Taxes are even more inevitable then normal taxes, because he's Just That Good.  Say, wasn't the Taxman supposed to take over for this? why hasn't it... oh, right, the Godmodder forgot to actually give it the power to tax things which aren't Witchcraft.



[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).).   towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. 
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt!   Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields!
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 5x9 HP, 1x9 Anti-Elven!A.  (targeting gained: Corrupteds.)
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.  in shopkeeper emporium.

[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 100/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught.  Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror.  Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage!    Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A-Asriel] auto-charger. 89/20 HP, +10 HP/R, protecting S.o.D. +0.75 to S.o.D./round.
[OG] Blackened Tartarus Residents 0 HP, 10A
Empty Shells. 1x0 HP, 6x0A
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27+26+20+18 +(10x4) HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13+2A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 201/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 6! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Bloodcurdling Roar has been active for (1) round of (4).
The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70+10/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0+2 attack.
Fractal Mimic 20+10x2 HP, 101x2%, summon 3x2 AG-elves(mimicry)!A. 0+2 x2A
AG-Elves 7x17HP, guarding Mimic! 0+2x17A
Seashelders 6x3 HP 1+2x3A
[OpposingDaethdir] Horrible Geese 12x3 HP, GOOSEx3!A
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 15 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 5/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP  4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!  multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Wearing Ligge'Drasil. Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)

SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy.  isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The- Purity embodied.
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 20HP-shield on charge. Sugar High!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.
Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood.
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, pile of ash. Fed. in not!Antarctica. 

I’m... uhhh...

Not sure how to handle outside influence on the Darkness. Yeah, no idea. So I’m just going to wait and think until I come up with an idea.

Scimitar of Darkness: 26.25/30

huh, only two posts this round.

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Poisonous gas? This is something my high-power fan can handle! I turn the fan to HIGH and wait patiently for the gas to get blown away. I then charge twice.

Rend the World in Twain!: 40.5/60

 You do that! the gas is kept away! However, the Godmodders Charging Attack which he also did, having not been countered, reduces your charging progress by 0.5!

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I’m... uhhh...

Not sure how to handle outside influence on the Darkness. Yeah, no idea. So I’m just going to wait and think until I come up with an idea.

Scimitar of Darkness: 26.25/30

 You wait and think without charging! 3 Thoughts generated, which can be expended to have a thought! I assume you would want to know these thoughts, so they are:
"is the high-powered fan powered by having the switch set to high, as like, a pun, or is that just a coincidence?"
"wasn't there some other guy who already had a Scimitar? maybe you should look into that."
"If you let everything in on purpose, it'll become an inside influence! this won't actually solve the problem, but technically it accomplishes what you're thinking about!"
...having random game-assisted thoughts is kind of a crapshoot. This is intentional, since if I generated thoughts with the intention of helpfulness it would probably give you exactly the 'right' answer- insofar as there is one- for minimal cost.


The Entity Battle goes on hold for the round because there were unusually few posts! The Godmodder is unperturbed. He puts his charge taxes that he taxed in a bank with a high-interest savings account, adds a zero to the percentage before signing the contract, and sues the relevant bank for false advertising, doubling his effective gains! He then continues his charging attacks!

Shoot! I forgot about that!

I charge twice, then when the Godmodder attempts to charge me, I agree to pay back the charge in a five-step payment loan. I then edit the contract so the interest rate is negative and there's no need for collateral, and sign it. In his rage, either the Godmodder ends up having to GIVE me charge, or he ends up forgetting about the loan entirely. That's the hope, anyways.

Rend the World in Twain!: 42.5/60

Current calculations put the Scimitar of Darkness finishing in 4 rounds from now. Ok, thought direction time. I turn my thoughts to how I can stop outsiders from influencing the Darkness. Not exactly sure that someone else had a Scimitar of Darkness, since when LyricsDusk gave their soul to the Darkness it came to the form it is right now (but I may just be dumb). 

Scimitar of Darkness: 27/30

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Shoot! I forgot about that!

I charge twice, then when the Godmodder attempts to charge me, I agree to pay back the charge in a five-step payment loan. I then edit the contract so the interest rate is negative and there's no need for collateral, and sign it. In his rage, either the Godmodder ends up having to GIVE me charge, or he ends up forgetting about the loan entirely. That's the hope, anyways.

Rend the World in Twain!: 42.5/60

The Godmodder looks at your contract. fascinating... no need for collateral... You mean no need for collateral damage, right?  The Godmodder agrees! luckily, in godmodder-brand loans the interest rate is 0 unless he wants it to be different, so the -0% interest rate doesn't mean he's going to ever owe you money, but you still have to pay him the charge he's charging you, or he'll attack you. directly. right in the nose. and it will be very painful, you understand?
you do have a nose, right? he'll settle for an eye if you don't.
...luckily for you, it doesn't come to that, since he takes the action you tried to use to trick him.

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Current calculations put the Scimitar of Darkness finishing in 4 rounds from now. Ok, thought direction time. I turn my thoughts to how I can stop outsiders from influencing the Darkness. Not exactly sure that someone else had a Scimitar of Darkness, since when LyricsDusk gave their soul to the Darkness it came to the form it is right now (but I may just be dumb). 

Scimitar of Darkness: 27/30

(game-sourced Thoughts were already directed. there isn't much room to direct them.)
Nobody had a Scimitar of Darkness, but someone had a few magical Scimitars.  anyway, new thoughts!
"What if you use My Immortal? that has darkness, right? darkness and low standards?"
"darkness. Dark Ness. is the word Darkness itself an alternate version of ness? If you shuffle the letters around, you get Kard sens, and then if you turn the e into an a you get Kard Sans, which sounds to me like proof that Sans in Deltarune is Ness confirmed! pfft, nah."
"what if you add light to the darkness to keep other darkness out of your cool and new darkness?"

The entity battle continues to be on hold. Whether it would stay on hold normally is a toss-up but IRL has interrupted, so since the entity battle isn't quite as necessary with only two players, it continues to not be. The Godmodder continues his charging attacks, and doubles the 1 action he stole- er, taxed- from  Megamaths this round by betting it double-or-nothing against nothing. Luckily, nothing has no power and so he is easily able to steal the action back if he loses (which he does not).

Meanwhile, I look at the Vikings in a worried way while building my laser. I only use one action on the laser, though, and use my other two to make two walls of fire to protect the laser from the possibly hostile Vikings.

destroy the moon: 16.3/20