A1: I decide to go on an aggressive architectural rebuilding venture, reconstructing the Which House to include another set of stairs with which to get around the primary stairway's defensive barrier. Backup staircases are very handy in case your primary stairwell is obstructed!
A2: While I'm at it, let's overhaul some of these walls, floors, ceilings, etc. and get them back into a good condition. Miscellaneous construction happens in the Which House because I'm rebuilding the place.
A3: Structural integrity partially re-integrated, I can work on updating the fixtures. I install and update the plumbing, electricity, and appropriate lighting to get the Which House set up for modern amenities. Muahahahahaha!
The F continues developing Forging the Ring Grace.
You construct another set of stairs! and uh... oops, sorry, I forgot to mention - The barrier collapsed when the Which died, because it was a physical manifestation of the Affliction of Isolation. Anyway, you preform Aggressive Repairs on the Which House! It is healed for 110 HP, and you are now Co-owner of the Which house because of just how much you've improved it! The amenities are now modern-level, of course, the collapsed hallway now ends in a wall, and so on. That said, the Which house's basement isn't given plumbing because you do all of this stuff upstairs.
Hey Anti! I'm gonna have to eat you, just a heads up!
Well then, I become a ghost so I can eat anti, then once anti is eaten I respawn.
Prevention of the Prevention of Revival Ritual (15/15 now)
You... ... Yeah that works. You become a ghost, eat Anti, and respawn! Anti is now alive, and also fused with you! So long as this remains the case, your name is technically some portmanteau or combination of the names of your component beings, like Thalanti Hyphen Dawnman or something. It also doubles your effective health, because you're two people! Since Anti is now alive, the Prevention of the Prevention of Revival Ritual charge is expended.
Sky High and Leader regenerate, but only half as much since I generally attack things less when their players are absent. The F regenerates, gains 2 Gossamer, and continues Researching Forging the Ring Grace. what kind of item do they plan to make as the physical form of their Grace? The Cat attacks nglish for twenty damage! The Darkness is Training. 16 Attack, and 10 HP. Sovereign nglish idles and gains 1 Degree of reasonableness. The Bog Standard Snowball gains 22.4 Snowballing! The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's mental die of random targeting lands on John Phoenix. John Phoenix, of course, is extremely attentive to all important matters and immediately realises this. But, owing to the complete Insanity of The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE, they remain unable to predict what The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE is planning. The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's plan becomes no clearer when, instead of approaching John Phoenix, they walk back into their house, storm down the stairs, and leave sight. John Phoenix is no fool, however, and is able to analyse The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's list of powers. A Mask, a magical staff, Meme Powers, some money, bleeding blackness, a hat, immunity to sound, and a cult. Quite an eclectic collection of powers; Unlike John Phoenix's powerset, no care seems to have been taken to ensure each power benefits and compounds each further power. In fact, this combination seems to be the product of an insane mind, because it is. Meme powers thrive on visibility and the staff has no ability to compound with time, so John Phoenix considers the remaining possibilities. Perhaps The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE intends to duplicate his hat numerous times thing his dwelling. However, that is not single-target. Bleeding is likewise uncompounding. Immunity to sound is passive. So, John concludes, the most likely possibilities are a cult hiding in The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's basement, and the use of the Mask for specialized transformation. It goes without saying, then, that He is completely taken by surprise when The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE, charged with electricity and arms flailing, clips through the floor and slams into John Phoenix, head-first. John Phoenix is always alert and quick to react, however, so He is able to dodge most of the way aside and turn it into a glancing blow- One completely insufficient to produce recordable wounds, because John Phoenix was very healthy, and indeed was so healthy He could withstand a falling nuclear warhead, so there was no need to worry about being harmed by mere insane people, no matter how quickly they were moving. But what about being harmed by His custom M16? The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE sparked again and teleported several meters away, holding an M16 in one hand and his Staff in the other. And that M16, clearly customised with a variety of useful features, is none other than one which had been used by John Phoenix! Though surprised, John concealed it expertly with His natural ability to remain stoic at all times. Now that He had 0.1 of a second to think, John Phoenix's NASA supercomputer brain as able to deduce exactly what had happened. Clearly, The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE had gone to a particular region of his house, underground, then used his Staff to teleport into the geometry. After glitching inside of it and accumulating speed for several seconds, The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE had teleported into and through the floor, resulting in the electric charge; then unequiped his Staff, freeing his hands to grab John Phoenix's custom M16; then Re-equipped his Staff, and teleported away! Considering how close together the teleports had occurred, however, this must have magnified their Mana Costs dramatically. The whole preformance had cost The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE 12 Mana! Also, the impact tipped the Hat; +2 Hat of Hats. Lastly, the glitching did 5 damage the piece of geometry it happened in. The Rock Lobster collects 2 Rocks. Of course, despite this, John Phoenix was unworried. John Phoenix is too powerful to be severely weakened by removing a weapon. Also, John Phoenix cannot be hurt by His M16, because John Phoenix's Mother is not on the chain on His neck, and so could easily stop any bullets from His M16 from hitting Him unless the M16 was lubed, because He made sure to keep the speed in the range where she could stop bullets from His M16 from hitting Him, when the M16 has not been lubed to make the bullets faster, which is another reason He didn't use the Lube, because not only did He not need the speed but speed is sometimes bad. Besides John Phoenix had other guns, like His custom 9mm Mac-10's, which were just as good as His Custom M16. But that's not all. John Phoenix expertly spots an opportunity. When The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE had teleported, he had also unequiped the Terror Pants, so John Phoenix used His Psychic Powers to levitate Himself up to and enter the Terror Pants. It was true that John Phoenix was not large enough to put on the Terror Pants normally, because the Terror Pants were build for grotesque and inhuman giants such as The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE and WaluiNO. WALUIGI HAS A CAPABLE CELEBRITY CHIN, WAAAA-WORTHY WONDROSITY, GORGEOUS GLUTES, BEAUTIFUL BADMINTON BUFFNESS, AND A PLETHORA OF POSITIVE PHYSICAL PROPERTIES. A LUIGI LIKE YOU WILL NOT INSULT WALUIGI. ONLY THE STUPID LUIGIS DO THINGS LIKE THAT. IF YOU DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BLEEN LUIGI, YOU WOULD BE A STUPID LUIGI, BECAUSE IT WOULD SUGGEST YOU THOUGHT WALUIGI WAS NOT THE MOST WAAAAAAANDERFUL WAAAAN TO EVER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AND WALUIGI DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN LUIGIS ARE STUPID LIKE THAT. YOU UNDERSTAND, BLEEN LUIGI? GOOD! WALUIGI WILL GO BACK TO BUILDING HIS WAAAANDERFUL WAAAAAAAAAX WALUIGI AXE OUT OF AXE WAAAAAAAAAX NOW. GOODBYE, LUIGIS! HAVE FUN ALMOST DYING BUT NOT QUITE! ...Ahem. Intercessions by WALUIGI aside, 'Bleen Luigi' is able to use the Terror Pants as His pants anyway using John Phoenix's psychic powers to trick the Terror Pants into thinking He is wearing them, because the Terror Pants are not made of tinfoil, so He can use his psychic powers on them, so they do what He wants them to do, because He would only make them do what He wants them to do, and not anything else, because He doesn't want them to do anything else, because He is Him and not anyone else. The Godmodder puts another point into Demon Who Hunts.
[AG-natureJohn]Terror Pants 122/200 HP Chooses one: 1% HP damage to all entities, 70A, 60+8+8A, Ping 1A, 150A to pinged target. Sort of Being John's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time. [A-megamaths] Sky High 520/753 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Leader 233/289 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Lightly Spoiled. [-Nedben] The F 73/78 HP, 6 Regen, -3 To incoming damage, 0.6 Generic Action Capability. 35 Gossamer, +1/Essence/Round. 2 Essence. Solid Frost! in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! Basement Tinworks: 52 HP, completely nullifies external psychic assault! Assumption of Air shape (7 G, assimilate 1.5 CP of mechanically relevant Air or create 0.7 CP of Air.). Forging the Ring Grace (1E, 1G: Gain a Ring Grace. this is a finely crafted item, a vulnerability, and a basis for Ring shaping. 67% researched.) Cat [Ruth-AG][3]: HP 75/200, Attack 20. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 539/962 HP 411A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. Sovereign nglish, a highly reputable nglishman in possession of One Hundred And Six out of Number Health points. Sovereign nglishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, Strain,,,SCHMING, stat, soteric, dodge. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Eight, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Bog Standard Snowball 24²/30² HP², 112.2 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames! [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE 231/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 8/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR and E! 82$. 2SP energy. Minor Void Blood. Hat of Hats - 4 (x2 per Hat tip!). Earmuffs of Sound Immunity! Cult! has a custom M16. Which House 194/194 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Co-owned by Nedben! Rock Lobster, 39 Rocks, collects 2 Rocks/round [GM] Godmodder: 261 /300 HP 3/6 Demon Who Hunts. 4/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 11 HP, 52.68CP stats.
The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Light Wounds! Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T with ttt's. Opposition: Godmodder. Fused with Anti Hyphen Taxman! 8 Soul Points. Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone. In the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! 30-HP shield: Mental Influence Negation! TinyTimCanpy: is sort of Anti Hyphen Taxman. Is alive and fused with Thalai! JohnPhoenix █████: Light Wounds. Speak of the Devil. The Adventures of John Phoenix. ███████. Mitigated Geas of Mundanity: will almost-exclusively use mundane or psychic flavor. Lawyer(Piercing). VERY HEALTHY, Psychic Missiles, Custom 9mm Mac-10's, in Terror Pants!
A1: I step outside the Which House, ensuring it is safe behind me from matters targeting me specifically. Now then....
A2: I confront the Godmodder, pointing at them in an accusatory fashion and pointing out they're the Godmodder! This is patently obvious but also +1 title drop.
A3: A large bold text Confront the Godmodder falls out of the sky and bonks the Godmodder on the head. Title successfully dropped.
The F decides that their Ring will take the shape of a tiara. Tiaras that connect in the back to form a full circle crown are ring-shaped enough, should be fine headwear.
Wow this is cool! Unfortunately I don't think Anti likes being inside my body, and I will do something nice for him for once!
Anti, I'm sorry but I think we should separate. I don't think we will be happy if we stay together like this. Are you okay anti? I know this is hard on you bu-
Get me out of here!
Well you don't have to be so harsh about it...
I then separate our bodies so that the process of reviving anti is complete!
A1: I step outside the Which House, ensuring it is safe behind me from matters targeting me specifically. Now then....
A2: I confront the Godmodder, pointing at them in an accusatory fashion and pointing out they're the Godmodder! This is patently obvious but also +1 title drop.
A3: A large bold text Confront the Godmodder falls out of the sky and bonks the Godmodder on the head. Title successfully dropped.
The F decides that their Ring will take the shape of a tiara. Tiaras that connect in the back to form a full circle crown are ring-shaped enough, should be fine headwear.
You exit the Which House! You then confront the Godmodder, causing the title to dro- Oh, that was already your plan. great minds think alike! The Godmodder is bonked on the head with a title drop that's twice as bold and large as expected, taking 1 damage!
Wow this is cool! Unfortunately I don't think Anti likes being inside my body, and I will do something nice for him for once!
Anti, I'm sorry but I think we should separate. I don't think we will be happy if we stay together like this. Are you okay anti? I know this is hard on you bu-
Get me out of here!
Well you don't have to be so harsh about it...
I then separate our bodies so that the process of reviving anti is complete!
You split back into ThalaiDawncaller and Anti-Taxman, successfully complete the revival of Anti Hyphen Taxman! The 2 other actions of this round, and the 2 actions originally in the ritual before you switched to preventing the prevention of revival, give Anti a shield! Also, since Anti is now fully alive, the Blessed Monumental Whetstone is no longer needed to keep him around! Choose one of (Divine Tips, +6 Charge Progress, Selfsharpening) as a Charge benefit for the Knives!
EOTB: Sky High and Leader regenerate, but only half as much since I generally attack things less when their players are absent. The F finishes researching, and uses, Forging The Ring Grace, forging a Ring Grace! The Essence-forged Tiara that is the grace shines pink, casting about for clearer nature, then dims, and settles onto their hands. Masterfully made with few embellishments out of burnished gold, When worn, it will grant 19 HP and MHP, increases The F's learning rate or similar abilities by 0.01, and increases the power or quantity of found items by 10%. Perhaps more importantly, it is a Ring Grace, granting The F 0.1 Shaping and the Ring lens. Shaping is a bonus action, but must be done through the lens of a specific Grace. The Cat attacks the Bog Standard Snowball. 1 Damage! The Darkness is Training. The stars align, their will is strong, and they surpass their limits again, gaining 1 Soul Point and taking another step on their metaphorical path. They also gain 20 Attack and 40 HP. Sovereign nglish is struck by a sudden inspiration! using an R from The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE, the A from the Pants Ping 1A, and the P from the same, it produces the word 'RAP'! The power of the word resonates across the update, producing a temporary updatewide effect: Actions and text which fit the general idea of a Rap will work better, and ones which don't, worse, starting as soon as I finish this sentence! The Bog Standard Snowball finds this a terrible idea / but nonetheless it tries, to make a... .... rhyme for idea... uh... yeah nothing fits there. The Snowball gains only 10 Snowballing. But the The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE has no lack of creativity / and owing to insanity no pretence of civility! On random chance alone it selects the listed ninth / The snowball that just failed is placed upon a plinth! And even if the snowball objected quite profound / The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's earmuffs make it immune to sound! So The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE stabs a newfound blade clear through / the snowball and the stone of the plinth below it too This deals damage clearly, 4 that I can see / But that's not all that's planned before the snowball's free With bone-garbed hands the crazed man claws / and seizes 10 units of the snowball as it thaws. With fearsome glee it bounds to its lobster / the innards of its foe attesting that it's fit to call a mobster and sprinkles a dusting of snow upon the stone / enchanting all one of the beings in that zone Now the lobster too will be able to snowball / in terms of upper limits, 99 would be a lowball. The lobster subsequently upticks / and then the non-AGs have all run out of tricks. John Phoenix sighs, then smiles, and laughs / his eyes roam the field and all they find is oafs Everyone around Him thinks that they can Rap / But compared to Him it's a load of steaming Crap Sovereign nglishes Word is really just a Trap / Cuz John Phoenix's singing is what's gonna Slap. First He points the Pants, and then He aims the Gun / His enemies are fools, they don't know when to Run The resulting muzzleflash is brighter than the Sun / the barrels make a whirring as they all are Spun When the smoke all clears the damage has been Done / Sky High's down a hundred, and Phoenix is down None. But in terms of attacks, John won't stick to just One / He's the Ace Attorney, and He's only just Begun His Psychic missiles are bound to make things Fun / And since He's no fool, they won't be set to Stun. He fires them about, and not to be Outdone / though their action's gone, (don't tell Anyone!) The Terror Pants join in, and fire missiles Too / So flying through the air are now one and also Two John Phoenix isn't worried that anyone'll Sue / He's the Greatest Defence Attorney, so He can outargue You And even if in one turn there's only so much He can Do / you'll all be in awe by the time He's Through! He takes out his Mac-10's, and flexes for the Crowd / It's small for now but the growth makes Him Proud He pulls the trigger and the bang is Loud / the bullets strike only those who still haven't Bowed And if the countless wounds don't leave John's foes Cowed / He'll find another way, till they wish they hadn't Crowed. For with the High IQ with which He was Endowed / and by His machinations, His greatness is Avowed If you think to beat Him, prepare to be Wowed / His bullets just did 80, all resistance Disallowed! That Damage struck between two foes in equal measure / Leader and Cat, are clearly feeling pressure! And the world hasn't forgotten His missiles, to Sky High's Displeasure / The sight of their detonations is something he will Treasure! There is no time remaining for any Countermeasure / They're moments from the ground, and targets moments from Erasure With resounding flashes, they strike their targets True / flame from one and mental force from Two The targeted foes healthbars take this as their Cue / Sky High, BRRRRRRanded One, Which House, 100 points say Adieu! And though it seems absurd, John Phoenix assures You / there's worse to come if your allegiance doesn't Switcheroo! ...John Phoenix's action over, The Godmodder pauses slight / Then stores another charge, unaffected by Rap's Might.
Temporary Effect - RAP: All Rapping effects increased / and non-rapping is deceased / If you don't narrate like this your hopes will be decreased Note: Any effect can become a rap effect by being described in Rap, including passive effects like regenerating.
[AG-natureJohn]Terror Pants 122/200 HP Chooses one: 1% HP damage to all entities, 70A, 60+8+8A, ing 1, 150A to pinged target. Sort of Being John's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time. [A-megamaths] Sky High 453/753 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Leader 201/289 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Lightly Spoiled. [-Nedben] The F 98/98 HP, 6 Regen, -3 To incoming damage, 0.6 Generic Action Capability, 0.1 Shaping💍. 35 Gossamer, +1/Essence/Round. 1 Essence. Solid Frost! in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! Assumption of Air shape (7 G: see P152). Forging the Ring Grace (1E, 1G:see P152). Equipped: Regal Tiara (+19 MHP, +0.01 Generic Action Capability, +10% loot. The F's Ring Grace) Basement Tinworks: 52 HP, completely nullifies external psychic assault! Cat [Ruth-AG][3]: HP 35/200, Attack 20. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 579/1002 HP 431A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. Sovereign nglish, a highly reputable nglishman in possession of One Hundred And Six out of Number Health points. Sovereign nglishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, Strain,,,SCHMING, stat, soteric, dodge. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Eight, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Bog Standard Snowball 19²/30² HP², 112.2 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames! [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE 101/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 10/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR and E! 82$. 2SP energy. Minor Void Blood. Hat of Hats - 4 (x2 per Hat tip!). Earmuffs of Sound Immunity! Cult! has a custom M16. Which House 94/194 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Co-owned by Nedben! Rock Lobster, 43 Rocks 11 Snow, collects 2 Rocks, 0.5 Snow/round [GM] Godmodder: 260 /300 HP 4/6 Demon Who Hunts. 4/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 11 HP, 52.68CP stats.
The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Light Wounds! Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T with ttt's. Opposition: Godmodder. 8 Soul Points. Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone. 30-HP shield: Mental Influence Negation! TinyTimCanpy: is sort of Anti Hyphen Taxman. Is alive! 80 HP Shield! JohnPhoenix █████: Light Wounds. Speak of the Devil. The Adventures of John Phoenix. ███████. Mitigated Geas of Mundanity: will almost-exclusively use mundane or psychic flavor. Lawyer(Piercing). VERY HEALTHY, Psychic Missiles, Custom 9mm Mac-10's, in Terror Pants!
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Ay One, Let's go / You're a rocketeer but not a bro
Get over here / speak it clear
cuz you're going down to my row / no-no-no-no, you're going down to solar kowtow
I've got my charms, you set off alarms / don't even try me with that psychic power, you're just another pile o narms
So you're a firebird, you're the defense / stop drop and roll for your pretense / You might own the law but I'll disbar you anyway for that offense
Ay Two, I've got the mandate of Heaven / though it's burnt down times like eleven
I'm a star, you're so far, /and I don't think it's up to par
You may have health, but I've got wealth / and these resources say you oughta give up on stealth
Don't think your edits go unseen / it's a narrator's job to preen
But this is getting silly so we'll diss you like a teen. / Get out, get down, you're a casual behind that dakka sheen
I am no mere God, and due props so ain't you / But this is unexplored so here's a hod, and here we ride a new-bought caribou
Ay Three, we out here mirror the Abyss, and frankly it's a miss / but eat a plague of essence and don't fall for Beatrice
These fires sick, and so go thou / Spinning back your bullets 'til you go 'how?'
Don't even ask what you're coming down with, because you ain't got now to contest my monolith
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Hey F, give me the beat / You're callin' out Ring wire, here's the deet
Letter no six / calling in a fix
We shape a fantasy of a soundstage to match your tricks / Give the tinfoil some audio drip to contest them hicks
You attack His legal superiority / Not to mention the resulting authority And follow with nullified stealth / and then attack His intense health At your rhyming streak He finds His Supremacy Defied / His skill at Rap, at Law, and His easy victory, Denied You won't speak His name, and so neither will I / Owing to all that, He can't even reply. In every way these actions do strike true / He simply can't stand up to you Lawyerhood sealed, Health refuted and future text now Teal / His powers are diminished, I doubt He'll ever truly Heal
Well time to make some nonsensical rhymes for the purpose of rapping / This sure is going to be sapping
Sharpness is what I take / But that's not all at stake
What's left to do / Not much only a few
To toss the world / to take out my knives unfurled
And the ground shall be juggled again / but the charges left are a bit more than ten
Standing on limbs that aren't there / using them to climb the path to juggling, a steep stair.
I use rapping to try to cheat my way through / rapping effects ARE increased, what else could I do
And I shall juggle the ground! / without taking a single bound
(15/30) / how dirty?
uh well I uh also tell anti to / heal The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE right on cue
also I tell anti to take out the laundry / and rework my words to be more legendry
Eh, he won't see this anyways / who looks at what their own quote says?
You're getting pretty good at juggling the ground / ways to use this newfound skill positively abound. Through your incredible skill / You can reach horizons greater still Your options are to follow / and not even one rings hollow first, simple and effective, another 15 CP / I doubt this one'll be picked but its advantage's clear to see. second, obscured, the ability 'sheer audacity', powerful and uncertain / this one's more likely to remain till the closed curtain. third is likewise hidden, but simpler to predict / its name is 'Rap Revengeance', but I know not if it'll be picked. the fourth seems rather a joke / 'autolaundry', no, nobody misspoke. But even if the name seems weak or unsightly / greater inspection would find them shining brightly. Every option is powerful, 15 CP or more / though some are rather strange, perhaps best left at the door.
It looks like we're gonna rap, I'll give it all I got
I'm the Leader in this place, don't think you can deny
and my rap will boost my action power Sky High!
Yeah, we know that you can rap, but let me take the mic!
Gotta let me rock the house, so better feel the psych!
I'm a charging man by trade, but I can do much more,
I'm go-an-na heal a Cat, 'cause it's a pal for sure!
I'm Leader, don't you know! And I've a bone to pick!
A certain unnamed person is making me feel sick!
He has a few Light Wounds, and DO NOT say his name,
for he's a mad rewriter, deeply obsessed with fame!
So, Leader over there, and Sky High (that is me)
Are gonna lay the beat-down on that rewritin' flea!
And in the meantime we'll be charging for the day
when 300 is reached and all will go away! WORD!
First you prepared / and then you declared and you were heard / and the cat really cared not just 120 HP / but fully 240 The degree is bizarre / health shining like a star your entities sing too / a rap through and through they charge as they plan / 7.2 and then again reaching 14.4 / though not a point more their plan is an assault / and the target's no default It's coming in the entity turn / and there's no need to wait or yearn
Cuz it's the End of Round Reactions / Where entities make actions! Let's start off with Sky High / the inventing sort of guy He plans to try / and stick a spear in fly or what he calls one / flys don't weigh a ton but this one's built different / and is pretty belligerent His wounds are now minor / so says the assignor Then Leader joins In / Though he's first Technically rifts bringing Ruin / from here to a Tree The branches do judder / they shake and they shudder With wounds now moderate / it'll be hard to operate not to mention recuperate / it's quite inconsiderate (They also regen. as a non-rap effect, it operates at reduced effectiveness. +30 HP to Sky High, +8 HP Leader.) The Cat does attack, but it carries no rhymes/ and inflicts not a wound, unlike the earlier lines. Now to the F / the letter number six It's preparing a clef / for the rhymes and for kicks. And so the Dome now gives a boost / to those who own this roost So long as Rap is power / this multiplier will flower assuming it persists / else the boost desists. Now The Darkness Trains, and slowly speaks / It's hardly rap, but still it seeks. 'Oh dream of fairness, thy dreamer dreamt yet of a world more kind / And It's a dream that's shared by many an ever-quaking mind by your shining firmament-light let its enemies be blind / to your fury, and to your glory, and the mercies you rescind' It won't be doing that again / and it didn't even roll a 10 ( Rolls: 9, 1) Now we're on to nglish, the source of all these rhymes / who hopes it counterbalances his earlier crimes. He's a master of speech, but not so much this sort / just as John Phoenix is better suited to a court. There's nothing clear to take, as far as he can see / So he simply idles, and gains twice a degree. Now then to the Snowball, it's adapted slight / but in truth, has yet to see the light It gains snowballing, that much is right //////// not 56.1, but still better than none The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE Acts next / Sky High he selects A repository of health / in vitality, a wealth Which The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE must siphon / for their brands weaken like a python If their targets they don't deprive / they will not survive Though Anti is a help / healing for 50 with kelp But on the long run its not enough / The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE needs to be tough / It has a lot of stuff / but things are getting rough. They punch Sky High in the face / there isn't very much grace And use that as a distaction / to take another action biting their left arm / and causing much more harm The Blood within is taken / its former owner forsaken To heal a crazed man / with pretty low San. That's not the entire plan, something else is taken too / Though that's perhaps less important, it's still removed on cue. A single point of Mana, never truly used / was noticed by The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE as it mused. It's drained, which helps, just a little more / and regarding Sky High, they're hardly even sore. The total damage 80 / it's easily taken lightly with equivalent healing / but nobody left reeling. The Terror Pants are next, and fire a missile / against the target determined to be most fissile. specifically the cat / but I assume you all knew that. It detonates quite brightly/ and deals 90 damage rightly / The explosion is quite sightly. As Fire Peaks / JohnPhoenix speaks His Rhymes flying Fast / your chance is Past / no room to talk / the Narration's on lock Phoenix flexes, a silencing BANG / and glares about at everyone who Sang. "You say Solar makes you my Superior / But could you use it to escape hell's Interior? Your Mandate's heaven / 's broker than Kevin Mine's from G*D / So you're F****D Or you'll get there / now which one's better Well G*d made heaven / Done in 7 / Y'wanna Disbar me/With what Authority/ I've got Seniority/ over your Inferiority / I'm young but you're younger/ You're strong but I'm stronger / Made a song but mine's longer / hardly grand but I'm Grander / got a brand but mine's better / I'll smash you like plaster You thought I had a fever, but that's the fire's trick / I spit it and the air gets hot, but health's part of my shtick I'm just getting into a better Rhythm / Meanwhile you're all like the ever-Given / Your searches all returning 403 Forbidden / Cuz you're all clearly overridden / and justifiably chidden Now moving on, You! calling me a flee/ and then your friend tossed me to a tree. First of all that's slander / you really shouldn't pander / to the alien-flee lander. and secondly that tree / was private property So that was vandalism / so, per egoism I really must Insist / You cease and Desist / You should not Persist / So do not Resist / as my Right Fist / Turns Nedben into Mist /and my left Wrist / proceeds to Twist / and give gravity an Assist / crushing Sky High against Schist / I could make a list / but I'll deliver the Gist / We can't coexist." The attack stops, the Rap more measured / every word chosen and treasured. "But I'm not all violence / My calling's the defence / though I'm on the fence/ considering this offence. The Snowball got quite large / It's more than enough charge. But it can't expend it on its own / it's as proactive as a stone. So I'll rework that 142 point three / and build a great tree (one that can still grow / but comparatively slow)" Since he didn't put his name in there much / the effect summary he cannot retouch Exalted's attacks are partially refuted / the disbarment and the sickness were partially commuted To wit he's still a lawyer, and in decent health / but exceptional in neither, and didn't regain stealth. Moderate wounds to Nedben, the Eclipse-Class Exalted / Despite turning to mist I expect his actions won't be halted Sky High's Defence really can't be faulted / despite the impact only 53 damage resulted Then Phoenix attacked his foes more generally / Leader, House, Darkness and Lobster took 20, 40, 60, 20. Lastly he converts the snowball / into what's effectively a wall / I think it's a bad call/and well, that's basically all.
The Godmodder won't rap, it seems it's not his style / I guess the psychoanalysts should add that to his file. So instead he adds another point to his Hunting Charge / Just one more away from it being ready to discharge.
Temporary Effect - RAP: All Rapping effects increased / and non-rapping is deceased / If you don't narrate like this your hopes will be decreased Tickdown: 1/? . Rounds active: 1. Note: Any effect can become a rap effect by being described in Rap, including passive effects like regenerating.
[AG-natureJohn]Terror Pants 122/200 HP Chooses one: 1% HP damage to all entities, 70A, 60+8+8A, ing 1, 150A to pinged target. Sort of Being John's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time. [A-megamaths] Sky High 403/753 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Leader 189/289 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Lightly Spoiled. [-Nedben] The F 101/101 HP, 6 Regen, -3 To incoming damage, 0.6 Generic Action Capability, 0.1 Shaping💍. 35.5 Gossamer, +1/Essence/Round. 1 Essence. Solid Frost! in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! Assumption of Air shape (7 G: see P152). Forging the Ring Grace (1E, 1G:see P152). Equipped: Regal Tiara (+19 MHP, +0.01 Generic Action Capability, +10% loot. The F's Ring Grace) Basement Tinworks: 52 HP, completely nullifies external psychic assault! While alive, Nedben, The F, and maybe TBO have enhanced Rapping Multipliers! Cat [Ruth-AG][3.75]: HP 185/275, Attack 20. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 519/1002 HP 431A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. Sovereign nglish, a highly reputable nglishman in possession of One Hundred And Six out of Number Health points. Sovereign nglishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, Strain,,,SCHMING, stat, soteric, dodge. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Ten, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. A Really Big Tree 19²/30² HP², 1420 Defensive HP, grows 5%/round, Bodyguarding John Phoenix to a limited degree! [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE 201/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 13/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR and E! 82$. 2SP energy. Minor Void Blood. Hat of Hats - 4 (x2 per Hat tip!). Earmuffs of Sound Immunity! Cult! has a custom M16. Which House 54/194 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Co-owned by Nedben! Rock Lobster, 25 Rocks 11.5 Snow, collects 2 Rocks, 0.5 Snow/round [GM] Godmodder: 260 /300 HP 5/6 Demon Who Hunts. 4/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 11 HP, 52.68CP stats.
The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Light Wounds! Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T with ttt's. Opposition: Godmodder. 8 Soul Points. Nedben: Moderate Wounds! Now made of Mist! in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone. 30-HP shield: Mental Influence Negation! TinyTimCanpy: is sort of Anti Hyphen Taxman. Is alive! 80 HP Shield! JohnPhoenix █████: Moderate Wounds. Speak of the Devil. The Adventures of John Phoenix. ███████. Mitigated Geas of Mundanity: will almost-exclusively use mundane or psychic flavor. Lawyer(Decent I Guess), Psychic Missiles, Custom 9mm Mac-10's, in Terror Pants!
If I'm ego I'll go proud / from every era we go loud
cuz back to life on wooden hate / is just how your breath we bate
A2: Prince of Earth, Prince of Hell / Call me prince of mirth, might get a free deathknell
Geomancy's gone wacked out / cuz we all got hacked, bout
I'm not some cheap akuma nor even Berengiere / but I'll take the bottom to the tune of cuz we've got voices from a 'mare
Fire and the land, cheap bullets on demand / But anybody's sacred to a devil ready at the hand
Hey legal boy eat vitriol, and acid / because this sure as hell ain't courtroom nor placid
Take a dose of Yozi venom from crowns buried deeper than your saints / (you've really missed restraints / and be running out of paints) / Don't tell me that your health ignores radioactive taints
A3: Call me a ship all you want / I've taken on more dudes than some blockades have held off without a haunt
This is a conquest now / King myself and that's not really 'wow'
One man army and a spare letter / Domain expands and splashes out so now you're wetter
Guarantee my hits, cuz you're no Egbert on the wind / Samsara hides you for bits, but you're still marked 'rescind'.
Trick is I am already here / transient territory beyond fear
Doesn't matter if you recognize the bodies in the not-really water / they're all me myself and I spinning you into damage curses like a potter
Devil's tricks are passe / so we finish this up and on we sashay
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The F knows the way / and of course how to play
Disk Jockey is their new power / for today's music power hour
Looks like it's time to drop the bass / we'll set music for this pretty new use case
And into the sky it shall go / (Chorus) Will it stay locked, the answer is no
I firmly grasp the earth, in ma' well-ironed clothes/ The land shall fly as ma' strength grows/ (chorus) bit of a stretch/ bit worse would make me retch
Juggle the world with limbs not there / My attire won't suffer a tear
Separate the white and blacks/ put them in the laundry sacks
The ground shall fly / The laundry shall dry
18 out of 30, past half/ I shall look back to this with a laugh
I shall save the dirty laundry chair/ And turn it back to it's original form all oiled and fair
So here's the thing, I lost a bet / To join this game's player set I'm not good at rap, never was / A bit tapped out, just looking up Things that rhyme with / Thyme, I guess So to the tune of the song I / turn the Godmodder's life upside down And whack him over the head. That's it. No music for there I just whack him.
Ay One Translator's note, keikaku means plan / I'm not as straightforward rote, or blasty as dear Flan
But the Godmodder here is conveniently at hand / I think they're better as a battering ram not a member in our band
Left mic, right strike / the 'modder's no five-metal shrike
But I've got a means to fight the legal professional in pants / no matter his supercomputer-calculated rants
I'll parry any assault with the one who's evil/evil / certainly got more durability than your average weevil
Ay Two by the time I throw the charge-stacking defender aside / we've certainly got some matters about which now to be snide
Because I turned around, 'aside' was at my target / hardly the most nondramatic use of argot
Ay Three, it seems, we're memeing at the seams / but that's hardly an issue when you're speaking back new reams
My blessings to the F / they've got some things to repair at new clef
Toss 'em a magic berry like a 'mon / and they'll heal up a bit cuz this is still So On.
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The F's got a berry / nomming it down and will not tarry
Regenerating boosted despite attempts to harry / I think it's time to weave Ring alongside being wary
The story that surrounds them is about Not Being Hit / so as a means of evasion all these mundane attacks ought to part aside a little bit
They've got a weave of wind / an aerial shield to avoid being singed
Through planning and sheer unpredictability / not to mention a surfeit of audacity and agility The Godmodder you seize, and wield as you've projected / There remains no assault 'gainst which you're not protected And if some does strike against your guard / and if it should turn out their skin isn't sufficiently hard then the result to see will be clear and simple / damage would be dealt, though it wouldn't be ample Later on, post the End-of-round-reactions / delaying this much so your foes can take thusly-blocked actions You'll toss aside Godmodder you seized / a moment later striking a foe who is arguably diseased As a result their wounds are once increased / from moderate to major, the wonders've never ceased. Then your action third, you take a different tact / The F's getting a berry, to heal from earlier impact. For reasons unclear, possibly peculiar / though they're becoming increasingly familiar rather than the 60 that one might expect / you'll soon see they receive 180, an amplified effect. (Plus another 20 added for good measure / but that's roundness as much as power, says my present disclosure.)
3.1 - Wordplay time, 'cause I need something to do
Our Cat's still labelled AG, and I don't think that is true
so I take the G from AG and I don't throw it away
'cause I think that I can use it for a li'l bit of wordplay
We take a Rock Lobster and we switch the R and L
then prefix it with the G, take a step back, and, well
I think it's safe to say the Rock Lobster is no more...
a GLock Robster takes its place, it's much cooler than before!
(2 actions are used to heal the happy Cat's HP)
(the others give the GLock Robster an upgrade, now you see)
(This move shouldn't deal damage, it should only make it stronger)
(Sky High wants to make friends so that he can live for longer)
4.1 - For my turn I find I'm in disrepair,
so I heal for lots of HP so the odds become more fair.
(I know it's just a couplet, but I think it should be fine)
(Brevity's the soul of wit, so said one person's line)
3 is all i need, I will do the charging thing,
Someone has to do it every turn to make the project spring.
Sky High, Leader, and the Cat all strike the Terror Pants
and then after, Sky High and Leader will give Regen a chance.
owing to the color-swaps the gentleman provides 0.2 / now on to the things you actually, y'know, do with continued determination Sky High removes the G / I guess the true meaning Sky High wasn't in place to see but whether the acronym was as expected or not / indeed you do not leave a spare letter to rot. With a bit of the actions that remain / the Lobster becomes a Robster, and guns it will obtain In terms of healing, 60, the action's satisfactory / though some of its power was spent on matters refractory Leaders act would greater, 164 points / as expected with a higher base and fewer counterpoints. Except he was unconscious, blame John Phoenix's fist / which with ample speed the tip of his chin kiss'd next but not last, your charge proceeds apace / a task that you accomplish with fourfold ordinary grace. For reasons that are not the slightest clear / this time you gained 12, a number quite queer rather than a twofold three as one might expect / instead you doubled twice, if my math's correct The rest of your post's in the end-of-turn-battle / so now I'll move on to the next player's prattle.
A Throne covered with felt / On it draped a bear pelt
Linens masking the legs / Wool to soften it up a few pegs
Lying upon it, clothes I stole from the laundromat / took it all from some neighborhood brat
In that attire I shall take the world / and kick it up like I kick dirty clothes unfurled
Tossing the world like you would toss a club and then bow / Hopefully it doesn't hit me now-
Ow! That hurt, can you not practice around me? / Sorry anti! need to learn how to juggle the ground, can't even stop to pee!
9 left for the grand ceremony / Where I will move the earth all dirt and stony
Once again you have selected / The one I'd second-least expected I wonder if it's coincidental / or secretly intentional? What are you even juggling the ground for / I can't recall that anymore Well, besides, at any rate / the power of this charge continues to inflate. your options this time are two in number / as you practice juggling materials umber the first, the quite traditional / +6 Charge, unconditional The second, representing moral rot / 'thief garments' worthy of a yacht*
*Yacht is pronounced 'yot', that's the way of English / or perhaps we should call the language Engrish Now, for the end of round reactions / with entities and factions. First Sky High, and Cat, but not leader / rend apart the terror treader Those grand mechanical pants / which were worn before by giants are turned to bits of scrap / by base attack and by rap. Then Sky High and Leader regenerate / with 100 and 20, results commensurate. The F received a berry / something not unlike a cherry and eats the thing, quite post-haste / It has a sweet and healthy taste It heals them for 200 quick / but still, they'd rather not be strick So they shape until they're slick / to turn aside a thrown brick. Manifest as -2 to incoming damage / which is the most 0.1 Rapping Shaping can manage. Though since The F didn't keep boosting the beat / the boosted Rap Multiplier will soon retreat. Now the Darkness Given Form stabs the Really Big Tree again and it runs out of squared HP and stops snowballing. (You'd think the Dames would null the blow / but they're guarding the snowball and there's no snow) Sovereign nglish simple idles / gaining 2 Reasonableness as he piddles. Now the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE attacks 'nedben' / but they don't target players often (or really at all / at least that I recall) Their actual intent is clear / to make Godmodder Health disappear. After a moment to think / The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE produces a clink Brandishing a stolen weapon / a M16 to gaze upon But though it is a rifle / its intended use they'll stifle why fire such a gun / when stabbing is more fun? So forward they do run / idly munching on a bun and using the attached bayonet / they stab away in a duet their partner the parrying poet / with blood which they covet But that's beside the point / as they earnestly attempt to anoint themself in Godmodder Blood / and thusly stolen godhood. It doesn't work too well / But eventually a strike does tell. Now, before the next turn / there's two things remaining which I won't spurn John Phoenix's time to shine / and of course the Godmodder's line. John Phoenix begins to turn His head / in honor of a segment recently read On a tree, His feet don't near the floor / but that's not all, just wait, there's more! Air is passing through His lung / this is the stuff from which stories are sung It's passing through the other lung too/ but John Phoenix knew that and perhaps so did you Now that I've said that, right on cue / His head-turn is one-quarter through. As we wait, let's catalogue His pockets / their contents more valuable than most rockets In his left there's quite a bit / Cellphone, money, gum, a rabbit some Dirt, some Lint, some coins, and more / including stuff you can't just buy at a store His wallet it had contents grand / some guns, some bullets, some juggleable land not to mention Miscellaneous / an object serving as everything extraneous This catalogue done, let's see if He's done / .,.in terms of halves He's only through one Honestly this is bizarrely long / Perhaps there might be something wrong Maybe the poison is doing more than we thought / and His last-turn motions were equally fraught? Anyway, let's try to fill the time / being boring should be a crime. The Right Pocket is best left alone / in case John Phoenix needs to make up a clone So let's analyse something else / The GLock Robster's my current impulse. To be honest I forgot it existed / but still its action persisted What action might that be, you ask / in its name's the chosen task It decided to steal a glock, a gun / a difficult task, but it finds it fun The troubling thing is there's none to find / and it's not like most look so kind On the act of theft, you see / of taking valued objects for free But despite the adversity / the Robster doesn't lack scrupulosity It finds itself a legal method / which won't anger any non-nimrod Salvage from the terror pants / preformed before the arrival of ants Yes, the GLock Robster's success is assured / indeed, by this point it's already measured. Now look at Phoenix's inkwell. / He's almost done, that I can tell. and judging by that assured smirk / It's clear Phoenix is done His work. Now hopefully it'll be made clear / why his head-turn took so long to hear. Well, you see, if you paid attention / and had higher text-retention You'd notice back on line something or the other / a twitch, one might say a pother that was John's Psychic Powers at work / and subsequently they did lurk Until at last the Narration was distracted / That was when John Phoenix acted. By means which he don't go into / 480 damage is his due. 60 to Sky High, the constant foe / It's not too much but still a blow 80 to Leader, who thinks too slow / 100 to Darkness, that annoying fellow And then 100 strikes the F / or would, Nedben's there, 'aint he def. and last the Cat, the fifth / gets 80 damage like the world's worst gift. So really it's 320 alone / next time perhaps he'll turn someone to stone. Now for the Godmodder's action last / Tossed around, so what'll he cast? Well, considering he's incredibly evil / even more so than a devil He'll go for what he thinks is the worst / what he expects will be most cursed. So do you even have to ask / John Phoenix receives a mystic flask. and as the flask he drinks / the marks of his earlier hijinks vanish like they never happened / each scar suddenly unoppened Or well, most, perhaps not all / a few minor ones miss the call.
Now, note the next round is Rap's end / That is something I do contend and I am fairly sure it's true / I think the effects run is through. The Rap will still work on the next / but that's the last of this context.
Temporary Effect - RAP: All Rapping effects increased / and non-rapping is deceased / If you don't narrate like this your hopes will be decreased Tickdown: 3/4 . Rounds active: 3/4 Note: Any effect can become a rap effect by being described in Rap, including passive effects like regenerating or existing.
[AG-natureJohn]Terror Pants 0/200 HP Chooses one: 1% HP damage to all entities, 70A, 60+8+8A, ing 1, 150A to pinged target. Sort of Being John's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time. [A-megamaths] Sky High 373/753 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. [A-megamaths] Leader 96/289 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Lightly Spoiled. [-Nedben] The F 219/219 HP, 6 Regen, -5 To incoming damage, 0.6 Generic Action Capability, 0.1 Shaping💍. 37 Gossamer, +1/Essence/Round. 1 Essence. Solid Frost! in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! Assumption of Air shape (7 G: see P152). Forging the Ring Grace (1E, 1G:see P152). Equipped: Regal Tiara (+19 MHP, +0.01 Generic Action Capability, +10% loot. The F's Ring Grace) [-Nedben] Basement Tinworks: 35 HP, completely nullifies external psychic assault! While alive, Nedben, The F, and maybe TBO have enhanced Rapping Multipliers! Cat [Ruth-A][3.75]: HP 165/275, Attack 20. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 419/1002 HP 431A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. [AG] Sovereign nglish, a highly reputable nglishman in possession of Ninety Six out of Number Health. 1x11 dodge Points. Sovereign nglishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing, Strain,,,SCHMING, stat, soteric. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Seven, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. [AG] A Really Big Tree 0²/30² HP², 1460 Defensive HP, Bodyguarding John Phoenix to a limited degree! [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE 211/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 18/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR and E! 82$. 2SP energy. Minor Void Blood. Hat of Hats - 4 (x2 per Hat tip!). Earmuffs of Sound Immunity! Cult! has a custom M16. [GIoPC] Which House 54/194 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Co-owned by Nedben! [GIoPC] GLock Robster, 1 Glock, 27 Rocks 12 Snow, collects 2 Rocks, 0.5 Snow/round [GM] Godmodder: 259 /300 HP 6/6 Demon Who Hunts. 4/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 11 HP, 52.68CP stats.
The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Light Wounds! Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T with ttt's. Opposition: Godmodder. 8 Soul Points. Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone. 30-HP shield: Mental Influence Negation! TinyTimCanpy: is sort of Anti Hyphen Taxman. Is alive! 80 HP Shield! JohnPhoenix █████: Minor Wounds. Poisoned intensely(unaffected?). Speak of the Devil. The Adventures of John Phoenix. ███████. Mitigated Geas of Mundanity: will almost-exclusively use mundane or psychic flavor. Lawyer(Decent I Guess), Psychic Missiles, Custom 9mm Mac-10's.
Ay one, it's time to fight by switching up tactics / our target the one who must not be named succeeding at narrative control gymnastics.
Kick that 'Ad' from his stats, leaving him with capital ventures / We'll waste his mainframe processing on showy hats, and quarterly result lectures.
Ay two plus three, a local economy I'll brew / with Order Conferring Trade Pattern I'll make up one fresh grew.
To keep that lawyer busy with a career change to managing random background dots / and cartoony little psy-shielded tradesmen bots by sorcery we've gots.
It sure would be a crime / to murder these dots without giving them time. So don't blast your way out of this one / when you've got background pursuits not done.
Fragile or not / meek existence is what they got
So better sell some product or I'll manipulate / what's left of this world and from there we modulate
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The F signs off cuz the rap ends this round / retiring their brief career abound.
Next up on their list is meditation on identity and the Ring / seeking Ordinary Object Conjuration as their next developmental Thing.
Ay one, it's time to fight by switching up tactics / our target the one who must not be named succeeding at narrative control gymnastics.
Kick that 'Ad' from his stats, leaving him with capital ventures / We'll waste his mainframe processing on showy hats, and quarterly result lectures.
Ay two plus three, a local economy I'll brew / with Order Conferring Trade Pattern I'll make up one fresh grew.
To keep that lawyer busy with a career change to managing random background dots / and cartoony little psy-shielded tradesmen bots by sorcery we've gots.
It sure would be a crime / to murder these dots without giving them time. So don't blast your way out of this one / when you've got background pursuits not done.
Fragile or not / meek existence is what they got
So better sell some product or I'll manipulate / what's left of this world and from there we modulate
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The F signs off cuz the rap ends this round / retiring their brief career abound.
Next up on their list is meditation on identity and the Ring / seeking Ordinary Object Conjuration as their next developmental Thing.
Regarding your first action you've clearly chosen well / anyone who looks at the target in question can quite tell his pocket holds a checkbook, his socks are made of stocks / in his employ a vast army of jocks. It's J- well, I still shouldn't speak his name / his powers may have changed but that specific part's the same. The point is he's his action's paragon no longer / he's now more like Byakuya, if physically much stronger. As far as I can tell your next action mischaracterises / the pattern of order that you hope it realises From searching on the internet here's what I've found / It's a structure of commerce to follow and stabilise the ground where ground here means the world entire / as though each trade-route is a reality-stabilising wire. But at least as far as I found as I looked / improved economic growth wasn't something it cooked In fact it seemed it'd be a vast undertaking / just think of all the jade you'd have to start by making. Luckily it's not quite as hard as it might seem/ but nonetheless I think I'll treat that line as a dream Methods left aside you produce some tiny robots / little, but not quite as small as pots Honestly I'm not sure what the point of that is / but they exist, so hopefully next you'll explain this
They have healing to be done, the rapping for a perk
T's three actions and Sky's three-point-one all go into
a Leader-healing effort until all our woes are through.
Leader then uses his 4.1 to boost the Cat
It's clear to see the Cat is magic, has a name at that!
This cat's Mister Mistoffelees, a singing cat indeed!
He has grand magical powers, so here's where you take heed...
2 actions go into HP and 1 into Attack
and 1.1 in Stage Magic is thrown onto the stack.
Everyone regenerates, then M-M makes some flowers
Then all the entities attack the man with psychic powers.
Through means which no longer matter, so I might as well explain / Your charge suddenly has a 16.3 charge gain You see, Rap is-was greater than you might suspect / regen is not the strangest of the things it can affect Even abilities fully passive could improve from being rapped / Including Existing, having health, or having bootstrapped These things receive multipliers just the same as actions / though such use leads to additional reactions. This is why thrice results were oddly large / Rap applied itself separately to the charge-growth and having charged or to having actions and acting then after / or creating a berry then eating it, to the eater and the crafter. In this case since the charge was holding steady / the points already charged received a boost most heady (Though since that precise rhyme had been used just before / the boost was rather smaller than what you have in store. No shame in the repetition here since there're no other good rhymes for zero / unless you dip into names and think Nemo is like Nero) Anyway you move on to healing up Leader / for 240 health and change, I reveal to the reader The Cat'll receive not 1 but 2 in attack and magic each/ and 4 in health, so its skin's quite hard to breach
Now with the Rap's tickdown fully filled / the effect is starting to fade, the powers being killed. So acting swiftly in the End of Round Reactions / Sky High, Leader and Cat take their attacking actions. Their target is as always, it remains the same / but that man isn't treating this like a game. Quickly he ducks behind his bodyguarding tree / of the attacks levied at him, it tanks two of three. The last, the cat, isn't over-strong / but still wounds him moderately, that didn't take long. As to the damage to the tree above, It's just under 200, 188 specifically. Then Sky High and Leader unboostedly regenerate / with Rap fading so too does the degree it growth does denigrate So they receive closer to their ordinary amounts / 45 and 9 are the resulting counts. Now onto the F, which bids rap Adieu / and develops OO Conjuration before the round is through. The Darkness Given Form elects to resume training, rolling poorly in any case, for +4 Attack and +5 HP. Sovereign nglish idles again, he's not sure what to do / his last 'great idea' something the AG side'd rather rue. Now the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's turn is what's next, and the unnamed foe is the one it's targeting. And as it happens they have an in / in this attack against a man proclaimed free of sin. You see, that man is now very rich / but listen, here's the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's pitch The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE has 82 dollars. as in money / now isn't that funny? well, maybe it isn't, but that's the rhyme / asking misleading rhetorical questions isn't a crime. Anyway whether or not that's true / buying out John Phoenix's ventures is what it'll do ...ah shoot I just gave him a cue / it wasn't intentional, so respectfully, don't boo I mean, I could've edited it out, but that'd be sorta unfair to the mechanics He got. Although the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE buys out several of John Phoenix's ventures / they're not worth much more than an old ladies dentures. After all John Phoenix's investments number in the thousands, a well balanced portfolio protected from any harm. But that, you see, is the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's cue / using internal documents as fodder to sue. John Phoenix gives a snort that's with derision garnished / As He just said His investments can't be tarnished. And whatever are his faults, legal argument he can do - not perfectly, but better than most people. ...Especially the crazy ones. Being insane is not conducive to being a lawyer. So The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE loses the case. Which is to say The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE somehow loses the case, and everything related to it, somewhere in the middle of a forest. Well, there goes that. The GLock Robster looks around, but fails to locate further sources of glocks. John Phoenix's turn next, He continues to expertly manage His business. Since John Phoenix's ventures, unlike Nedbens ventures, are not shielded against Psychic Powers, John Phoenix is able to administer all of them without even moving; Moment by moment, his prospects are improving. In one office of the many offices which John Phoenix Ventures owns, there is a phone call. The John Callman in the office begins to turn his head towards the call. Since John Callman is only an inferior imitation of John Phoenix, this turn does not take very long. The Call is about ethics violations. But everyone knew that ethics violations were not real laws. Ethics was about morality, but it was not right to convert morality to law, because most lawyers were not as good as John Phoenix, so sometimes they would get subtle things wrong, so only the worst things should be illegal, like being 1$ richer than John Phoenix. Luckily John Phoenix was very rich, so there was nobody richer than him. Anyway, ethics violations were not real laws. because of this, John Callman pressed a button on his desk. This was a very special button which had been installed on his desk just for this purpose. This purpose was to handle calls about ethics violations. This button was attached by a wire to a device, so that pressing the button completed a circuit which would activate the device, causing the device to become active and preform its purpose, which was handling calls about ethics violations. It did this by causing poison gas to travel down the phone lines, and then horizontally along the phone lines, and then through the ground along the phone lines, and then usually but not always up along the phone lines (Unless the phone in question was in a valley or underground, in which case it would not go up, but would instead go horizontally or possibly down, because that was where the phone line would go, because someone which is underground enough would be under the phone line, because being underground meant being under the ground, and the ground was where the phone line was), and then through the phone, and into the mouth of the person on the other end, killing them instantly. This was an untraceable and completely legal defence against ethics violation accusations which John Phoenix had patented and used several times. It was untraceable because it was patented. This made sense, because John Phoenix had patented this using a corporation which had since gone bankrupt. It still held the patent, so nobody who did not have permission could use it. John Phoenix had permission, because he owned the bankrupt corporation, but nobody knew this because he owned it in a complicated manner which was confusing and complicated, but it was not complicated to John Phoenix, who had an IQ which was said to be an IQ that was in the range of IQs which was said to be the range of IQs in which it was said that geniuses are said to be found. Because it was not known John Phoenix had permission, nobody thought it would be possible for him to be using the patented poison gas phones, and every time he was asked he truthfully said under oath that he had not violated any patents on poison gas phones. And everyone knew that John Phoenix, being the greatest defence attorney to ever live, would know how bad it is to lie under oath, so surely he was not doing that, and they were right to think so, because he was not lying, he was just not saying some things, but this was okay because nobody had asked him those things. Also, it was completely legal for John Callman, John Phoenix's employee, to use the untraceable and patented poison gas phone, because constructing poison gas phones was the patented thing, not using them, and John Callman did not know what the button did. All he knew was that when he pressed it, ethics violations disappeared. This meant John Callman was able to truthfully say in court that he had not killed anyone, because he did not know he had killed anyone, because he did not know what the button did, because he had not been told what the button did, and the gas killed instantly, so the people he was calling could not tell him what the button did. And when John Phoenix had constructed the button, he was not expecting any specific ethics violations, so he could also truthfully say he had not intentionally killed anyone, because there was no reason that the button would need to be pressed, and besides, he had not made people use phones when there were messenger pigeons available. At least, not through illegal means. Because John Phoenix Ventures was immune to ethics violations, and more importantly because it was managed by John Phoenix and his genius-level IQ which was stronger than a NASA supercomputer, they were able to make a lot of money, so much money that everyone was impressed, because it was a lot of money. John Phoenix used some of this money, but not all of it, to buy some mercenaries. the mercenaries showed up and started fighting. They marched and they stomped and they wore armor, and eventually they did all of these things so much that they arrived at the battlefield, but then their turn was over and so was the owner of the Ventures's turn. Lastly, the Godmodder's turn. he puts a point into Self-Actualisation II.
Rap is Over Now. Tickdown: 4/4. Rounds active: 4/4. Good showings, everyone! And now, back to your regularly scheduled Rap-indifferent updates!
[A-megamaths] Sky High 418/753 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. [A-megamaths] Leader 349/349 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Lightly Spoiled. [-Nedben] The F 224/224 HP, 6 Regen, -5 To incoming damage, 0.6 Generic Action Capability, 0.1 Shaping💍. 37 Gossamer, +1/Essence/Round. 1 Essence. Solid Frost! in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! Assumption of Air shape (7 G: see P152). Forging the Ring Grace (1E, 1G:see P152). Ordinary Object Conjuration (1+ G: Create a mundane object of value (💍Shaping+Gossamer Expended/10).) Equipped: Regal Tiara (+19 MHP, +0.01 Generic Action Capability, +10% loot. The F's Ring Grace) [-Nedben] Basement Tinworks: 35 HP, completely nullifies external psychic assault! [-Nedben] little economy robots 2x20 HP, 1x20 Economy Cat [Ruth-A][4.5]: HP 245/275, Attack 30, Stage Magic 5 [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 424/1002 HP 435A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. [AG] Sovereign nglish, a highly reputable nglishman in possession of Ninety Six out of Number Health. 1x11 dodge Points. Sovereign nglishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing, Strain,,,SCHMING, stat, soteric. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Seven, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. [AG] A Really Big Tree 1272 HP, Bodyguarding John Phoenix to a limited degree! [AG] John Phoenix's Mercenaries 15x10 HP, 2x10A [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE 181/430 HP, -32 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR and E! 82$. 2SP energy. Minor Void Blood. Hat of Hats - 4 (x2 per Hat tip!). Earmuffs of Sound Immunity! Cult! has a custom M16. [GIoPC] Which House 54/194 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Co-owned by Nedben! [GIoPC] GLock Robster, 1 Glock, 29 Rocks 12.5 Snow, collects 2 Rocks, 0.5 Snow/round [GM] Godmodder: 259 /300 HP 6/6 Demon Who Hunts. 5/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 11 HP, 52.68CP stats.
The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Light Wounds! Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T with ttt's. Opposition: Godmodder. 8 Soul Points. Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone. 30-HP shield: Mental Influence Negation! TinyTimCanpy: is sort of Anti Hyphen Taxman. Is alive! 80 HP Shield! Ad JohnPhoenix █████: Moderate Wounds. Poisoned intensely(unaffected?). Speak of the Devil. The ventures of John Phoenix. ███████. Mitigated Geas of Mundanity: will almost-exclusively use mundane or psychic flavor. Lawyer(Decent I Guess), Psychic Missiles, Custom 9mm Mac-10's.
Well, then I revive Anti so I can eat him! Oh.
Hey Anti! I'm gonna have to eat you, just a heads up!
Well then, I become a ghost so I can eat anti, then once anti is eaten I respawn.
Prevention of the Prevention of Revival Ritual (15/20)
When players get creative.
You construct another set of stairs! and uh... oops, sorry, I forgot to mention - The barrier collapsed when the Which died, because it was a physical manifestation of the Affliction of Isolation. Anyway, you preform Aggressive Repairs on the Which House! It is healed for 110 HP, and you are now Co-owner of the Which house because of just how much you've improved it! The amenities are now modern-level, of course, the collapsed hallway now ends in a wall, and so on. That said, the Which house's basement isn't given plumbing because you do all of this stuff upstairs.
You...
...
Yeah that works.
You become a ghost, eat Anti, and respawn! Anti is now alive, and also fused with you! So long as this remains the case, your name is technically some portmanteau or combination of the names of your component beings, like Thalanti Hyphen Dawnman or something. It also doubles your effective health, because you're two people!
Since Anti is now alive, the Prevention of the Prevention of Revival Ritual charge is expended.
Sky High and Leader regenerate, but only half as much since I generally attack things less when their players are absent.
The F regenerates, gains 2 Gossamer, and continues Researching Forging the Ring Grace. what kind of item do they plan to make as the physical form of their Grace?
The Cat attacks nglish for twenty damage!
The Darkness is Training. 16 Attack, and 10 HP.
Sovereign nglish idles and gains 1 Degree of reasonableness.
The Bog Standard Snowball gains 22.4 Snowballing!
The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's mental die of random targeting lands on John Phoenix. John Phoenix, of course, is extremely attentive to all important matters and immediately realises this. But, owing to the complete Insanity of The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE, they remain unable to predict what The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE is planning. The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's plan becomes no clearer when, instead of approaching John Phoenix, they walk back into their house, storm down the stairs, and leave sight. John Phoenix is no fool, however, and is able to analyse The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's list of powers. A Mask, a magical staff, Meme Powers, some money, bleeding blackness, a hat, immunity to sound, and a cult. Quite an eclectic collection of powers; Unlike John Phoenix's powerset, no care seems to have been taken to ensure each power benefits and compounds each further power. In fact, this combination seems to be the product of an insane mind, because it is. Meme powers thrive on visibility and the staff has no ability to compound with time, so John Phoenix considers the remaining possibilities. Perhaps The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE intends to duplicate his hat numerous times thing his dwelling. However, that is not single-target. Bleeding is likewise uncompounding. Immunity to sound is passive. So, John concludes, the most likely possibilities are a cult hiding in The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's basement, and the use of the Mask for specialized transformation. It goes without saying, then, that He is completely taken by surprise when The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE, charged with electricity and arms flailing, clips through the floor and slams into John Phoenix, head-first. John Phoenix is always alert and quick to react, however, so He is able to dodge most of the way aside and turn it into a glancing blow- One completely insufficient to produce recordable wounds, because John Phoenix was very healthy, and indeed was so healthy He could withstand a falling nuclear warhead, so there was no need to worry about being harmed by mere insane people, no matter how quickly they were moving. But what about being harmed by His custom M16? The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE sparked again and teleported several meters away, holding an M16 in one hand and his Staff in the other. And that M16, clearly customised with a variety of useful features, is none other than one which had been used by John Phoenix! Though surprised, John concealed it expertly with His natural ability to remain stoic at all times. Now that He had 0.1 of a second to think, John Phoenix's NASA supercomputer brain as able to deduce exactly what had happened. Clearly, The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE had gone to a particular region of his house, underground, then used his Staff to teleport into the geometry. After glitching inside of it and accumulating speed for several seconds, The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE had teleported into and through the floor, resulting in the electric charge; then unequiped his Staff, freeing his hands to grab John Phoenix's custom M16; then Re-equipped his Staff, and teleported away! Considering how close together the teleports had occurred, however, this must have magnified their Mana Costs dramatically. The whole preformance had cost The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE 12 Mana! Also, the impact tipped the Hat; +2 Hat of Hats. Lastly, the glitching did 5 damage the piece of geometry it happened in.
The Rock Lobster collects 2 Rocks.
Of course, despite this, John Phoenix was unworried. John Phoenix is too powerful to be severely weakened by removing a weapon. Also, John Phoenix cannot be hurt by His M16, because John Phoenix's Mother is not on the chain on His neck, and so could easily stop any bullets from His M16 from hitting Him unless the M16 was lubed, because He made sure to keep the speed in the range where she could stop bullets from His M16 from hitting Him, when the M16 has not been lubed to make the bullets faster, which is another reason He didn't use the Lube, because not only did He not need the speed but speed is sometimes bad. Besides John Phoenix had other guns, like His custom 9mm Mac-10's, which were just as good as His Custom M16. But that's not all. John Phoenix expertly spots an opportunity. When The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE had teleported, he had also unequiped the Terror Pants, so John Phoenix used His Psychic Powers to levitate Himself up to and enter the Terror Pants. It was true that John Phoenix was not large enough to put on the Terror Pants normally, because the Terror Pants were build for grotesque and inhuman giants such as The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE and WaluiNO. WALUIGI HAS A CAPABLE CELEBRITY CHIN, WAAAA-WORTHY WONDROSITY, GORGEOUS GLUTES, BEAUTIFUL BADMINTON BUFFNESS, AND A PLETHORA OF POSITIVE PHYSICAL PROPERTIES. A LUIGI LIKE YOU WILL NOT INSULT WALUIGI. ONLY THE STUPID LUIGIS DO THINGS LIKE THAT. IF YOU DID SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BLEEN LUIGI, YOU WOULD BE A STUPID LUIGI, BECAUSE IT WOULD SUGGEST YOU THOUGHT WALUIGI WAS NOT THE MOST WAAAAAAANDERFUL WAAAAN TO EVER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. AND WALUIGI DOESN'T LIKE IT WHEN LUIGIS ARE STUPID LIKE THAT. YOU UNDERSTAND, BLEEN LUIGI? GOOD! WALUIGI WILL GO BACK TO BUILDING HIS WAAAANDERFUL WAAAAAAAAAX WALUIGI AXE OUT OF AXE WAAAAAAAAAX NOW. GOODBYE, LUIGIS! HAVE FUN ALMOST DYING BUT NOT QUITE!
...Ahem. Intercessions by WALUIGI aside, 'Bleen Luigi' is able to use the Terror Pants as His pants anyway using John Phoenix's psychic powers to trick the Terror Pants into thinking He is wearing them, because the Terror Pants are not made of tinfoil, so He can use his psychic powers on them, so they do what He wants them to do, because He would only make them do what He wants them to do, and not anything else, because He doesn't want them to do anything else, because He is Him and not anyone else.
The Godmodder puts another point into Demon Who Hunts.
[AG-natureJohn] Terror Pants 122/200 HP Chooses one: 1% HP damage to all entities, 70A, 60+8+8A, Ping 1A, 150A to pinged target. Sort of Being John's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 520/753 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana.
Leader 233/289 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Lightly Spoiled.
[-Nedben] The F 73/78 HP, 6 Regen, -3 To incoming damage, 0.6 Generic Action Capability. 35 Gossamer, +1/Essence/Round. 2 Essence. Solid Frost! in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! Basement Tinworks: 52 HP, completely nullifies external psychic assault! Assumption of Air shape (7 G, assimilate 1.5 CP of mechanically relevant Air or create 0.7 CP of Air.). Forging the Ring Grace (1E, 1G: Gain a Ring Grace. this is a finely crafted item, a vulnerability, and a basis for Ring shaping. 67% researched.)
Cat [Ruth-AG][3]: HP 75/200, Attack 20.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 539/962 HP 411A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
Sovereign nglish, a highly reputable nglishman in possession of One Hundred And Six out of Number Health points. Sovereign nglishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, Strain,,,SCHMING, stat, soteric, dodge. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Eight, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Bog Standard Snowball 24²/30² HP², 112.2 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames!
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE 231/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 8/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR and E! 82$. 2SP energy. Minor Void Blood. Hat of Hats - 4 (x2 per Hat tip!). Earmuffs of Sound Immunity! Cult! has a custom M16.
Which House 194/194 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Co-owned by Nedben!
Rock Lobster, 39 Rocks, collects 2 Rocks/round
[GM] Godmodder: 261 /300 HP 3/6 Demon Who Hunts. 4/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 11 HP, 52.68CP stats.
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Light Wounds!
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T with ttt's. Opposition: Godmodder. Fused with Anti Hyphen Taxman! 8 Soul Points.
Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone. In the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! 30-HP shield: Mental Influence Negation!
TinyTimCanpy: is sort of Anti Hyphen Taxman. Is alive and fused with Thalai!
John Phoenix █████: Light Wounds. Speak of the Devil. The Adventures of John Phoenix. ███████. Mitigated Geas of Mundanity: will almost-exclusively use mundane or psychic flavor. Lawyer(Piercing). VERY HEALTHY, Psychic Missiles, Custom 9mm Mac-10's, in Terror Pants!
A1: I step outside the Which House, ensuring it is safe behind me from matters targeting me specifically. Now then....
A2: I confront the Godmodder, pointing at them in an accusatory fashion and pointing out they're the Godmodder! This is patently obvious but also +1 title drop.
A3: A large bold text Confront the Godmodder falls out of the sky and bonks the Godmodder on the head. Title successfully dropped.
The F decides that their Ring will take the shape of a tiara. Tiaras that connect in the back to form a full circle crown are ring-shaped enough, should be fine headwear.
Wow this is cool! Unfortunately I don't think Anti likes being inside my body, and I will do something nice for him for once!
Anti, I'm sorry but I think we should separate. I don't think we will be happy if we stay together like this. Are you okay anti? I know this is hard on you bu-
Get me out of here!
Well you don't have to be so harsh about it...
I then separate our bodies so that the process of reviving anti is complete!
When players get creative.
You exit the Which House!
You then confront the Godmodder, causing the title to dro-
Oh, that was already your plan. great minds think alike! The Godmodder is bonked on the head with a title drop that's twice as bold and large as expected, taking 1 damage!
You split back into ThalaiDawncaller and Anti-Taxman, successfully complete the revival of Anti Hyphen Taxman! The 2 other actions of this round, and the 2 actions originally in the ritual before you switched to preventing the prevention of revival, give Anti a shield!
Also, since Anti is now fully alive, the Blessed Monumental Whetstone is no longer needed to keep him around! Choose one of (Divine Tips, +6 Charge Progress, Selfsharpening) as a Charge benefit for the Knives!
EOTB:
Sky High and Leader regenerate, but only half as much since I generally attack things less when their players are absent.
The F finishes researching, and uses, Forging The Ring Grace, forging a Ring Grace! The Essence-forged Tiara that is the grace shines pink, casting about for clearer nature, then dims, and settles onto their hands. Masterfully made with few embellishments out of burnished gold, When worn, it will grant 19 HP and MHP, increases The F's learning rate or similar abilities by 0.01, and increases the power or quantity of found items by 10%. Perhaps more importantly, it is a Ring Grace, granting The F 0.1 Shaping and the Ring lens. Shaping is a bonus action, but must be done through the lens of a specific Grace.
The Cat attacks the Bog Standard Snowball. 1 Damage!
The Darkness is Training. The stars align, their will is strong, and they surpass their limits again, gaining 1 Soul Point and taking another step on their metaphorical path. They also gain 20 Attack and 40 HP.
Sovereign nglish is struck by a sudden inspiration! using an R from The BRRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE, the A from the Pants Ping 1A, and the P from the same, it produces the word 'RAP'! The power of the word resonates across the update, producing a temporary updatewide effect: Actions and text which fit the general idea of a Rap will work better, and ones which don't, worse, starting as soon as I finish this sentence!
The Bog Standard Snowball finds this a terrible idea / but nonetheless it tries, to make a... .... rhyme for idea... uh... yeah nothing fits there. The Snowball gains only 10 Snowballing.
But the The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE has no lack of creativity / and owing to insanity no pretence of civility!
On random chance alone it selects the listed ninth / The snowball that just failed is placed upon a plinth!
And even if the snowball objected quite profound / The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's earmuffs make it immune to sound!
So The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE stabs a newfound blade clear through / the snowball and the stone of the plinth below it too
This deals damage clearly, 4 that I can see / But that's not all that's planned before the snowball's free
With bone-garbed hands the crazed man claws / and seizes 10 units of the snowball as it thaws.
With fearsome glee it bounds to its lobster / the innards of its foe attesting that it's fit to call a mobster
and sprinkles a dusting of snow upon the stone / enchanting all one of the beings in that zone
Now the lobster too will be able to snowball / in terms of upper limits, 99 would be a lowball.
The lobster subsequently upticks / and then the non-AGs have all run out of tricks.
John Phoenix sighs, then smiles, and laughs / his eyes roam the field and all they find is oafs
Everyone around Him thinks that they can Rap / But compared to Him it's a load of steaming Crap
Sovereign nglishes Word is really just a Trap / Cuz John Phoenix's singing is what's gonna Slap.
First He points the Pants, and then He aims the Gun / His enemies are fools, they don't know when to Run
The resulting muzzleflash is brighter than the Sun / the barrels make a whirring as they all are Spun
When the smoke all clears the damage has been Done / Sky High's down a hundred, and Phoenix is down None.
But in terms of attacks, John won't stick to just One / He's the Ace Attorney, and He's only just Begun
His Psychic missiles are bound to make things Fun / And since He's no fool, they won't be set to Stun.
He fires them about, and not to be Outdone / though their action's gone, (don't tell Anyone!)
The Terror Pants join in, and fire missiles Too / So flying through the air are now one and also Two
John Phoenix isn't worried that anyone'll Sue / He's the Greatest Defence Attorney, so He can outargue You
And even if in one turn there's only so much He can Do / you'll all be in awe by the time He's Through!
He takes out his Mac-10's, and flexes for the Crowd / It's small for now but the growth makes Him Proud
He pulls the trigger and the bang is Loud / the bullets strike only those who still haven't Bowed
And if the countless wounds don't leave John's foes Cowed / He'll find another way, till they wish they hadn't Crowed.
For with the High IQ with which He was Endowed / and by His machinations, His greatness is Avowed
If you think to beat Him, prepare to be Wowed / His bullets just did 80, all resistance Disallowed!
That Damage struck between two foes in equal measure / Leader and Cat, are clearly feeling pressure!
And the world hasn't forgotten His missiles, to Sky High's Displeasure / The sight of their detonations is something he will Treasure!
There is no time remaining for any Countermeasure / They're moments from the ground, and targets moments from Erasure
With resounding flashes, they strike their targets True / flame from one and mental force from Two
The targeted foes healthbars take this as their Cue / Sky High, BRRRRRRanded One, Which House, 100 points say Adieu!
And though it seems absurd, John Phoenix assures You / there's worse to come if your allegiance doesn't Switcheroo!
...John Phoenix's action over, The Godmodder pauses slight / Then stores another charge, unaffected by Rap's Might.
Temporary Effect - RAP: All Rapping effects increased / and non-rapping is deceased / If you don't narrate like this your hopes will be decreased
Note: Any effect can become a rap effect by being described in Rap, including passive effects like regenerating.
[AG-natureJohn] Terror Pants 122/200 HP Chooses one: 1% HP damage to all entities, 70A, 60+8+8A, ing 1, 150A to pinged target. Sort of Being John's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 453/753 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana.
Leader 201/289 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Lightly Spoiled.
[-Nedben] The F 98/98 HP, 6 Regen, -3 To incoming damage, 0.6 Generic Action Capability, 0.1 Shaping💍. 35 Gossamer, +1/Essence/Round. 1 Essence. Solid Frost! in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! Assumption of Air shape (7 G: see P152). Forging the Ring Grace (1E, 1G:see P152).
Equipped: Regal Tiara (+19 MHP, +0.01 Generic Action Capability, +10% loot. The F's Ring Grace)
Basement Tinworks: 52 HP, completely nullifies external psychic assault!
Cat [Ruth-AG][3]: HP 35/200, Attack 20.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 579/1002 HP 431A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
Sovereign nglish, a highly reputable nglishman in possession of One Hundred And Six out of Number Health points. Sovereign nglishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, Strain,,,SCHMING, stat, soteric, dodge. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Eight, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Bog Standard Snowball 19²/30² HP², 112.2 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames!
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE 101/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 10/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR and E! 82$. 2SP energy. Minor Void Blood. Hat of Hats - 4 (x2 per Hat tip!). Earmuffs of Sound Immunity! Cult! has a custom M16.
Which House 94/194 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Co-owned by Nedben!
Rock Lobster, 43 Rocks 11 Snow, collects 2 Rocks, 0.5 Snow/round
[GM] Godmodder: 260 /300 HP 4/6 Demon Who Hunts. 4/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 11 HP, 52.68CP stats.
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Light Wounds!
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T with ttt's. Opposition: Godmodder. 8 Soul Points.
Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone. 30-HP shield: Mental Influence Negation!
TinyTimCanpy: is sort of Anti Hyphen Taxman. Is alive! 80 HP Shield!
John Phoenix █████: Light Wounds. Speak of the Devil. The Adventures of John Phoenix. ███████. Mitigated Geas of Mundanity: will almost-exclusively use mundane or psychic flavor. Lawyer(Piercing). VERY HEALTHY, Psychic Missiles, Custom 9mm Mac-10's, in Terror Pants!
Ay One, Let's go / You're a rocketeer but not a bro
Get over here / speak it clear
cuz you're going down to my row / no-no-no-no, you're going down to solar kowtow
I've got my charms, you set off alarms / don't even try me with that psychic power, you're just another pile o narms
So you're a firebird, you're the defense / stop drop and roll for your pretense / You might own the law but I'll disbar you anyway for that offense
Ay Two, I've got the mandate of Heaven / though it's burnt down times like eleven
I'm a star, you're so far, /and I don't think it's up to par
You may have health, but I've got wealth / and these resources say you oughta give up on stealth
Don't think your edits go unseen / it's a narrator's job to preen
But this is getting silly so we'll diss you like a teen. / Get out, get down, you're a casual behind that dakka sheen
I am no mere God, and due props so ain't you / But this is unexplored so here's a hod, and here we ride a new-bought caribou
Ay Three, we out here mirror the Abyss, and frankly it's a miss / but eat a plague of essence and don't fall for Beatrice
These fires sick, and so go thou / Spinning back your bullets 'til you go 'how?'
Don't even ask what you're coming down with, because you ain't got now to contest my monolith
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Hey F, give me the beat / You're callin' out Ring wire, here's the deet
Letter no six / calling in a fix
We shape a fantasy of a soundstage to match your tricks / Give the tinfoil some audio drip to contest them hicks
Well time to make some nonsensical rhymes for the purpose of rapping / This sure is going to be sapping
Sharpness is what I take / But that's not all at stake
What's left to do / Not much only a few
To toss the world / to take out my knives unfurled
And the ground shall be juggled again / but the charges left are a bit more than ten
Standing on limbs that aren't there / using them to climb the path to juggling, a steep stair.
I use rapping to try to cheat my way through / rapping effects ARE increased, what else could I do
And I shall juggle the ground! / without taking a single bound
(15/30) / how dirty?
uh well I uh also tell anti to / help The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE with whatever The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE needs or something
also I tell anti to take out the laundry, and edit my actions I had written out to sound like a rap. (delete this part anti!)
Eh, he won't see this anyways.
When players get creative.
???: 119.4/300
Everybody step aside, 'cause I'm coming in hot
It looks like we're gonna rap, I'll give it all I got
I'm the Leader in this place, don't think you can deny
and my rap will boost my action power Sky High!
Yeah, we know that you can rap, but let me take the mic!
Gotta let me rock the house, so better feel the psych!
I'm a charging man by trade, but I can do much more,
I'm go-an-na heal a Cat, 'cause it's a pal for sure!
I'm Leader, don't you know! And I've a bone to pick!
A certain unnamed person is making me feel sick!
He has a few Light Wounds, and DO NOT say his name,
for he's a mad rewriter, deeply obsessed with fame!
So, Leader over there, and Sky High (that is me)
Are gonna lay the beat-down on that rewritin' flea!
And in the meantime we'll be charging for the day
when 300 is reached and all will go away! WORD!
Edit: For posterity and anyone who isn't on the discord, this early update is brought to you by The Power Of Rap Amplification and Everyone Having Already Posted!
You attack His legal superiority / Not to mention the resulting authority
And follow with nullified stealth / and then attack His intense health
At your rhyming streak He finds His Supremacy Defied / His skill at Rap, at Law, and His easy victory, Denied
You won't speak His name, and so neither will I / Owing to all that, He can't even reply.
In every way these actions do strike true / He simply can't stand up to you
Lawyerhood sealed, Health refuted and future text now Teal / His powers are diminished, I doubt He'll ever truly Heal
You're getting pretty good at juggling the ground / ways to use this newfound skill positively abound.
Through your incredible skill / You can reach horizons g r e a t e r s t i l l
Your options are to follow / and not even one rings hollow
first, simple and effective, another 15 CP / I doubt this one'll be picked but its advantage's clear to see.
second, obscured, the ability 'sheer audacity', powerful and uncertain / this one's more likely to remain till the closed curtain.
third is likewise hidden, but simpler to predict / its name is 'Rap Revengeance', but I know not if it'll be picked.
the fourth seems rather a joke / 'autolaundry', no, nobody misspoke.
But even if the name seems weak or unsightly / greater inspection would find them shining brightly.
Every option is powerful, 15 CP or more / though some are rather strange, perhaps best left at the door.
First you prepared / and then you declared
and you were heard / and the cat really cared
not just 120 HP / but fully 240
The degree is bizarre / health shining like a star
your entities sing too / a rap through and through
they charge as they plan / 7.2 and then again
reaching 14.4 / though not a point more
their plan is an assault / and the target's no default
It's coming in the entity turn / and there's no need to wait or yearn
Cuz it's the End of Round Reactions / Where entities make actions!
Let's start off with Sky High / the inventing sort of guy
He plans to try / and stick a spear in fly
or what he calls one / flys don't weigh a ton
but this one's built different / and is pretty belligerent
His wounds are now minor / so says the assignor
Then Leader joins In / Though he's first Technically
rifts bringing Ruin / from here to a Tree
The branches do judder / they shake and they shudder
With wounds now moderate / it'll be hard to operate
not to mention recuperate / it's quite inconsiderate
(They also regen. as a non-rap effect, it operates at reduced effectiveness. +30 HP to Sky High, +8 HP Leader.)
The Cat does attack, but it carries no rhymes/ and inflicts not a wound, unlike the earlier lines.
Now to the F / the letter number six
It's preparing a clef / for the rhymes and for kicks.
And so the Dome now gives a boost / to those who own this roost
So long as Rap is power / this multiplier will flower
assuming it persists / else the boost desists.
Now The Darkness Trains, and slowly speaks / It's hardly rap, but still it seeks.
'Oh dream of fairness, thy dreamer dreamt yet of a world more kind / And It's a dream that's shared by many an ever-quaking mind
by your shining firmament-light let its enemies be blind / to your fury, and to your glory, and the mercies you rescind'
It won't be doing that again / and it didn't even roll a 10 ( Rolls: 9, 1)
Now we're on to nglish, the source of all these rhymes / who hopes it counterbalances his earlier crimes.
He's a master of speech, but not so much this sort / just as John Phoenix is better suited to a court.
There's nothing clear to take, as far as he can see / So he simply idles, and gains twice a degree.
Now then to the Snowball, it's adapted slight / but in truth, has yet to see the light
It gains snowballing, that much is right //////// not 56.1, but still better than none
The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE Acts next / Sky High he selects
A repository of health / in vitality, a wealth
Which The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE must siphon / for their brands weaken like a python
If their targets they don't deprive / they will not survive
Though Anti is a help / healing for 50 with kelp
But on the long run its not enough / The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE needs to be tough / It has a lot of stuff / but things are getting rough.
They punch Sky High in the face / there isn't very much grace
And use that as a distaction / to take another action
biting their left arm / and causing much more harm
The Blood within is taken / its former owner forsaken
To heal a crazed man / with pretty low San.
That's not the entire plan, something else is taken too / Though that's perhaps less important, it's still removed on cue.
A single point of Mana, never truly used / was noticed by The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE as it mused.
It's drained, which helps, just a little more / and regarding Sky High, they're hardly even sore.
The total damage 80 / it's easily taken lightly
with equivalent healing / but nobody left reeling.
The Terror Pants are next, and fire a missile / against the target determined to be most fissile.
specifically the cat / but I assume you all knew that.
It detonates quite brightly/ and deals 90 damage rightly / The explosion is quite sightly.
As Fire Peaks / John Phoenix speaks
His Rhymes flying Fast / your chance is Past / no room to talk / the Narration's on lock
Phoenix flexes, a silencing BANG / and glares about at everyone who Sang.
"You say Solar makes you my Superior / But could you use it to escape hell's Interior?
Your Mandate's heaven / 's broker than Kevin
Mine's from G*D / So you're F****D
Or you'll get there / now which one's better
Well G*d made heaven / Done in 7 / Y'wanna Disbar me/With what Authority/ I've got Seniority/ over your Inferiority / I'm young but you're younger/ You're strong but I'm stronger / Made a song but mine's longer / hardly grand but I'm Grander / got a brand but mine's better / I'll smash you like plaster
You thought I had a fever, but that's the fire's trick / I spit it and the air gets hot, but health's part of my shtick
I'm just getting into a better Rhythm / Meanwhile you're all like the ever-Given / Your searches all returning 403 Forbidden / Cuz you're all clearly overridden / and justifiably chidden
Now moving on, You! calling me a flee/ and then your friend tossed me to a tree.
First of all that's slander / you really shouldn't pander / to the alien-flee lander.
and secondly that tree / was private property
So that was vandalism / so, per egoism
I really must Insist / You cease and Desist / You should not Persist / So do not Resist / as my Right Fist / Turns Nedben into Mist /and my left Wrist / proceeds to Twist / and give gravity an Assist / crushing Sky High against Schist / I could make a list / but I'll deliver the Gist / We can't coexist."
The attack stops, the Rap more measured / every word chosen and treasured.
"But I'm not all violence / My calling's the defence / though I'm on the fence/ considering this offence.
The Snowball got quite large / It's more than enough charge.
But it can't expend it on its own / it's as proactive as a stone.
So I'll rework that 142 point three / and build a great tree (one that can still grow / but comparatively slow)"
Since he didn't put his name in there much / the effect summary he cannot retouch
Exalted's attacks are partially refuted / the disbarment and the sickness were partially commuted
To wit he's still a lawyer, and in decent health / but exceptional in neither, and didn't regain stealth.
Moderate wounds to Nedben, the Eclipse-Class Exalted / Despite turning to mist I expect his actions won't be halted
Sky High's Defence really can't be faulted / despite the impact only 53 damage resulted
Then Phoenix attacked his foes more generally / Leader, House, Darkness and Lobster took 20, 40, 60, 20.
Lastly he converts the snowball / into what's effectively a wall / I think it's a bad call/and well, that's basically all.
The Godmodder won't rap, it seems it's not his style / I guess the psychoanalysts should add that to his file.
So instead he adds another point to his Hunting Charge / Just one more away from it being ready to discharge.
Temporary Effect - RAP: All Rapping effects increased / and non-rapping is deceased / If you don't narrate like this your hopes will be decreased
Tickdown: 1/? . Rounds active: 1.
Note: Any effect can become a rap effect by being described in Rap, including passive effects like regenerating.
[AG-natureJohn] Terror Pants 122/200 HP Chooses one: 1% HP damage to all entities, 70A, 60+8+8A, ing 1, 150A to pinged target. Sort of Being John's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 403/753 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana.
Leader 189/289 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Lightly Spoiled.
[-Nedben] The F 101/101 HP, 6 Regen, -3 To incoming damage, 0.6 Generic Action Capability, 0.1 Shaping💍. 35.5 Gossamer, +1/Essence/Round. 1 Essence. Solid Frost! in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! Assumption of Air shape (7 G: see P152). Forging the Ring Grace (1E, 1G:see P152).
Equipped: Regal Tiara (+19 MHP, +0.01 Generic Action Capability, +10% loot. The F's Ring Grace)
Basement Tinworks: 52 HP, completely nullifies external psychic assault! While alive, Nedben, The F, and maybe TBO have enhanced Rapping Multipliers!
Cat [Ruth-AG][3.75]: HP 185/275, Attack 20.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 519/1002 HP 431A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
Sovereign nglish, a highly reputable nglishman in possession of One Hundred And Six out of Number Health points. Sovereign nglishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, Strain,,,SCHMING, stat, soteric, dodge. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Ten, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
A Really Big Tree 19²/30² HP², 1420 Defensive HP, grows 5%/round, Bodyguarding John Phoenix to a limited degree!
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE 201/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 13/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR and E! 82$. 2SP energy. Minor Void Blood. Hat of Hats - 4 (x2 per Hat tip!). Earmuffs of Sound Immunity! Cult! has a custom M16.
Which House 54/194 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Co-owned by Nedben!
Rock Lobster, 25 Rocks 11.5 Snow, collects 2 Rocks, 0.5 Snow/round
[GM] Godmodder: 260 /300 HP 5/6 Demon Who Hunts. 4/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 11 HP, 52.68CP stats.
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Light Wounds!
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T with ttt's. Opposition: Godmodder. 8 Soul Points.
Nedben: Moderate Wounds! Now made of Mist! in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone. 30-HP shield: Mental Influence Negation!
TinyTimCanpy: is sort of Anti Hyphen Taxman. Is alive! 80 HP Shield!
John Phoenix █████: Moderate Wounds. Speak of the Devil. The Adventures of John Phoenix. ███████. Mitigated Geas of Mundanity: will almost-exclusively use mundane or psychic flavor. Lawyer(Decent I Guess), Psychic Missiles, Custom 9mm Mac-10's, in Terror Pants!
A1: Mist drifts, condemned to the fires of Hell / but really if you're 'spectin that to stop me that's on you for missing evening bell
Sugar snaps, bone wracks, 'pon the brow borrowing Gaia then Malfeas now / Green hax, green saps, green will shows you how
Neddy's back in business / being misted just some frizziness
Recompile like reversed gore / crows spawning back in saying 'Nevermore'
Verdant leaves, murky pyres / both emerald sieves, churning healomancy wires
If I'm ego I'll go proud / from every era we go loud
cuz back to life on wooden hate / is just how your breath we bate
A2: Prince of Earth, Prince of Hell / Call me prince of mirth, might get a free deathknell
Geomancy's gone wacked out / cuz we all got hacked, bout
I'm not some cheap akuma nor even Berengiere / but I'll take the bottom to the tune of cuz we've got voices from a 'mare
Fire and the land, cheap bullets on demand / But anybody's sacred to a devil ready at the hand
Hey legal boy eat vitriol, and acid / because this sure as hell ain't courtroom nor placid
Take a dose of Yozi venom from crowns buried deeper than your saints / (you've really missed restraints / and be running out of paints) / Don't tell me that your health ignores radioactive taints
A3: Call me a ship all you want / I've taken on more dudes than some blockades have held off without a haunt
This is a conquest now / King myself and that's not really 'wow'
One man army and a spare letter / Domain expands and splashes out so now you're wetter
Guarantee my hits, cuz you're no Egbert on the wind / Samsara hides you for bits, but you're still marked 'rescind'.
Trick is I am already here / transient territory beyond fear
Doesn't matter if you recognize the bodies in the not-really water / they're all me myself and I spinning you into damage curses like a potter
Devil's tricks are passe / so we finish this up and on we sashay
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The F knows the way / and of course how to play
Disk Jockey is their new power / for today's music power hour
Looks like it's time to drop the bass / we'll set music for this pretty new use case
Autolaundry I choose / any other must be a ruse
I shall shake the ground / lift up this mound
Crack and rumble / the ground shall tumble
And into the sky it shall go / (Chorus) Will it stay locked, the answer is no
I firmly grasp the earth, in ma' well-ironed clothes/ The land shall fly as ma' strength grows/ (chorus) bit of a stretch/ bit worse would make me retch
Juggle the world with limbs not there / My attire won't suffer a tear
Separate the white and blacks/ put them in the laundry sacks
The ground shall fly / The laundry shall dry
18 out of 30, past half/ I shall look back to this with a laugh
I shall save the dirty laundry chair/ And turn it back to it's original form all oiled and fair
The ground shall fly to and fro/
When players get creative.
So here's the thing, I lost a bet / To join this game's player set
I'm not good at rap, never was / A bit tapped out, just looking up
Things that rhyme with / Thyme, I guess
So to the tune of the song I / turn the Godmodder's life upside down
And whack him over the head. That's it. No music for there I just whack him.
rush-out post, all actions used to charge.
entities heal, although the change won't be large.
Ay One Translator's note, keikaku means plan / I'm not as straightforward rote, or blasty as dear Flan
But the Godmodder here is conveniently at hand / I think they're better as a battering ram not a member in our band
Left mic, right strike / the 'modder's no five-metal shrike
But I've got a means to fight the legal professional in pants / no matter his supercomputer-calculated rants
I'll parry any assault with the one who's evil/evil / certainly got more durability than your average weevil
Ay Two by the time I throw the charge-stacking defender aside / we've certainly got some matters about which now to be snide
Because I turned around, 'aside' was at my target / hardly the most nondramatic use of argot
Ay Three, it seems, we're memeing at the seams / but that's hardly an issue when you're speaking back new reams
My blessings to the F / they've got some things to repair at new clef
Toss 'em a magic berry like a 'mon / and they'll heal up a bit cuz this is still So On.
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The F's got a berry / nomming it down and will not tarry
Regenerating boosted despite attempts to harry / I think it's time to weave Ring alongside being wary
The story that surrounds them is about Not Being Hit / so as a means of evasion all these mundane attacks ought to part aside a little bit
They've got a weave of wind / an aerial shield to avoid being singed
145.4 out of 3-zero-zero
This game is a war in which nobody's the hero!
3.1 - Wordplay time, 'cause I need something to do
Our Cat's still labelled AG, and I don't think that is true
so I take the G from AG and I don't throw it away
'cause I think that I can use it for a li'l bit of wordplay
We take a Rock Lobster and we switch the R and L
then prefix it with the G, take a step back, and, well
I think it's safe to say the Rock Lobster is no more...
a GLock Robster takes its place, it's much cooler than before!
(2 actions are used to heal the happy Cat's HP)
(the others give the GLock Robster an upgrade, now you see)
(This move shouldn't deal damage, it should only make it stronger)
(Sky High wants to make friends so that he can live for longer)
4.1 - For my turn I find I'm in disrepair,
so I heal for lots of HP so the odds become more fair.
(I know it's just a couplet, but I think it should be fine)
(Brevity's the soul of wit, so said one person's line)
3 is all i need, I will do the charging thing,
Someone has to do it every turn to make the project spring.
Sky High, Leader, and the Cat all strike the Terror Pants
and then after, Sky High and Leader will give Regen a chance.
A Throne covered with felt / On it draped a bear pelt
Linens masking the legs / Wool to soften it up a few pegs
Lying upon it, clothes I stole from the laundromat / took it all from some neighborhood brat
In that attire I shall take the world / and kick it up like I kick dirty clothes unfurled
Tossing the world like you would toss a club and then bow / Hopefully it doesn't hit me now-
Ow! That hurt, can you not practice around me? / Sorry anti! need to learn how to juggle the ground, can't even stop to pee!
9 left for the grand ceremony / Where I will move the earth all dirt and stony
When players get creative.
Through planning and sheer unpredictability / not to mention a surfeit of audacity and agility
The Godmodder you seize, and wield as you've projected / There remains no assault 'gainst which you're not protected
And if some does strike against your guard / and if it should turn out their skin isn't sufficiently hard
then the result to see will be clear and simple / damage would be dealt, though it wouldn't be ample
Later on, post the End-of-round-reactions / delaying this much so your foes can take thusly-blocked actions
You'll toss aside Godmodder you seized / a moment later striking a foe who is arguably diseased
As a result their wounds are once increased / from moderate to major, the wonders've never ceased.
Then your action third, you take a different tact / The F's getting a berry, to heal from earlier impact.
For reasons unclear, possibly peculiar / though they're becoming increasingly familiar
rather than the 60 that one might expect / you'll soon see they receive 180, an amplified effect.
(Plus another 20 added for good measure / but that's roundness as much as power, says my present disclosure.)
owing to the color-swaps the gentleman provides 0.2 / now on to the things you actually, y'know, do
with continued determination Sky High removes the G / I guess the true meaning Sky High wasn't in place to see
but whether the acronym was as expected or not / indeed you do not leave a spare letter to rot.
With a bit of the actions that remain / the Lobster becomes a Robster, and guns it will obtain
In terms of healing, 60, the action's satisfactory / though some of its power was spent on matters refractory
Leaders act would greater, 164 points / as expected with a higher base and fewer counterpoints.
Except he was unconscious, blame John Phoenix's fist / which with ample speed the tip of his chin kiss'd
next but not last, your charge proceeds apace / a task that you accomplish with fourfold ordinary grace.
For reasons that are not the slightest clear / this time you gained 12, a number quite queer
rather than a twofold three as one might expect / instead you doubled twice, if my math's correct
The rest of your post's in the end-of-turn-battle / so now I'll move on to the next player's prattle.
Once again you have selected / The one I'd second-least expected
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
I wonder if it's coincidental / or secretly intentional?
What are you even juggling the ground for / I can't recall that anymore
Well, besides, at any rate / the power of this charge continues to inflate.
your options this time are two in number / as you practice juggling materials umber
the first, the quite traditional / +6 Charge, unconditional
The second, representing moral rot / 'thief garments' worthy of a yacht*
*Yacht is pronounced 'yot', that's the way of English / or perhaps we should call the language Engrish
Now, for the end of round reactions / with entities and factions.
First Sky High, and Cat, but not leader / rend apart the terror treader
Those grand mechanical pants / which were worn before by giants
are turned to bits of scrap / by base attack and by rap.
Then Sky High and Leader regenerate / with 100 and 20, results commensurate.
The F received a berry / something not unlike a cherry
and eats the thing, quite post-haste / It has a sweet and healthy taste
It heals them for 200 quick / but still, they'd rather not be strick
So they shape until they're slick / to turn aside a thrown brick.
Manifest as -2 to incoming damage / which is the most 0.1 Rapping Shaping can manage.
Though since The F didn't keep boosting the beat / the boosted Rap Multiplier will soon retreat.
Now the Darkness Given Form stabs the Really Big Tree again and it runs out of squared HP and stops snowballing.
(You'd think the Dames would null the blow / but they're guarding the snowball and there's no snow)
Sovereign nglish simple idles / gaining 2 Reasonableness as he piddles.
Now the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE attacks 'nedben' / but they don't target players often
(or really at all / at least that I recall)
Their actual intent is clear / to make Godmodder Health disappear.
After a moment to think / The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE produces a clink
Brandishing a stolen weapon / a M16 to gaze upon
But though it is a rifle / its intended use they'll stifle
why fire such a gun / when stabbing is more fun?
So forward they do run / idly munching on a bun
and using the attached bayonet / they stab away in a duet
their partner the parrying poet / with blood which they covet
But that's beside the point / as they earnestly attempt to anoint
themself in Godmodder Blood / and thusly stolen godhood.
It doesn't work too well / But eventually a strike does tell.
Now, before the next turn / there's two things remaining which I won't spurn
John Phoenix's time to shine / and of course the Godmodder's line.
John Phoenix begins to turn His head / in honor of a segment recently read
On a tree, His feet don't near the floor / but that's not all, just wait, there's more!
Air is passing through His lung / this is the stuff from which stories are sung
It's passing through the other lung too/ but John Phoenix knew that and perhaps so did you
Now that I've said that, right on cue / His head-turn is one-quarter through.
As we wait, let's catalogue His pockets / their contents more valuable than most rockets
In his left there's quite a bit / Cellphone, money, gum, a rabbit
some Dirt, some Lint, some coins, and more / including stuff you can't just buy at a store
His wallet it had contents grand / some guns, some bullets, some juggleable land
not to mention Miscellaneous / an object serving as everything extraneous
This catalogue done, let's see if He's done / .,.in terms of halves He's only through one
Honestly this is bizarrely long / Perhaps there might be something wrong
Maybe the poison is doing more than we thought / and His last-turn motions were equally fraught?
Anyway, let's try to fill the time / being boring should be a crime.
The Right Pocket is best left alone / in case John Phoenix needs to make up a clone
So let's analyse something else / The GLock Robster's my current impulse.
To be honest I forgot it existed / but still its action persisted
What action might that be, you ask / in its name's the chosen task
It decided to steal a glock, a gun / a difficult task, but it finds it fun
The troubling thing is there's none to find / and it's not like most look so kind
On the act of theft, you see / of taking valued objects for free
But despite the adversity / the Robster doesn't lack scrupulosity
It finds itself a legal method / which won't anger any non-nimrod
Salvage from the terror pants / preformed before the arrival of ants
Yes, the GLock Robster's success is assured / indeed, by this point it's already measured.
Now look at Phoenix's inkwell. / He's almost done, that I can tell.
and judging by that assured smirk / It's clear Phoenix is done His work.
Now hopefully it'll be made clear / why his head-turn took so long to hear.
Well, you see, if you paid attention / and had higher text-retention
You'd notice back on line something or the other / a twitch, one might say a pother
that was John's Psychic Powers at work / and subsequently they did lurk
Until at last the Narration was distracted / That was when John Phoenix acted.
By means which he don't go into / 480 damage is his due.
60 to Sky High, the constant foe / It's not too much but still a blow
80 to Leader, who thinks too slow / 100 to Darkness, that annoying fellow
And then 100 strikes the F / or would, Nedben's there, 'aint he def.
and last the Cat, the fifth / gets 80 damage like the world's worst gift.
So really it's 320 alone / next time perhaps he'll turn someone to stone.
Now for the Godmodder's action last / Tossed around, so what'll he cast?
Well, considering he's incredibly evil / even more so than a devil
He'll go for what he thinks is the worst / what he expects will be most cursed.
So do you even have to ask / John Phoenix receives a mystic flask.
and as the flask he drinks / the marks of his earlier hijinks
vanish like they never happened / each scar suddenly unoppened
Or well, most, perhaps not all / a few minor ones miss the call.
Now, note the next round is Rap's end / That is something I do contend
and I am fairly sure it's true / I think the effects run is through.
The Rap will still work on the next / but that's the last of this context.
Temporary Effect - RAP: All Rapping effects increased / and non-rapping is deceased / If you don't narrate like this your hopes will be decreased
Tickdown: 3/4 . Rounds active: 3/4
Note: Any effect can become a rap effect by being described in Rap, including passive effects like regenerating or existing.
[AG-natureJohn] Terror Pants 0/200 HP Chooses one: 1% HP damage to all entities, 70A, 60+8+8A, ing 1, 150A to pinged target. Sort of Being John's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 373/753 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana.
[A-megamaths] Leader 96/289 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Lightly Spoiled.
[-Nedben] The F 219/219 HP, 6 Regen, -5 To incoming damage, 0.6 Generic Action Capability, 0.1 Shaping💍. 37 Gossamer, +1/Essence/Round. 1 Essence. Solid Frost! in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! Assumption of Air shape (7 G: see P152). Forging the Ring Grace (1E, 1G:see P152).
Equipped: Regal Tiara (+19 MHP, +0.01 Generic Action Capability, +10% loot. The F's Ring Grace)
[-Nedben] Basement Tinworks: 35 HP, completely nullifies external psychic assault! While alive, Nedben, The F, and maybe TBO have enhanced Rapping Multipliers!
Cat [Ruth-A][3.75]: HP 165/275, Attack 20.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 419/1002 HP 431A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
[AG] Sovereign nglish, a highly reputable nglishman in possession of Ninety Six out of Number Health. 1x11 dodge Points. Sovereign nglishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing, Strain,,,SCHMING, stat, soteric. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Seven, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
[AG] A Really Big Tree 0²/30² HP², 1460 Defensive HP, Bodyguarding John Phoenix to a limited degree!
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE 211/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 18/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR and E! 82$. 2SP energy. Minor Void Blood. Hat of Hats - 4 (x2 per Hat tip!). Earmuffs of Sound Immunity! Cult! has a custom M16.
[GIoPC] Which House 54/194 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Co-owned by Nedben!
[GIoPC] GLock Robster, 1 Glock, 27 Rocks 12 Snow, collects 2 Rocks, 0.5 Snow/round
[GM] Godmodder: 259 /300 HP 6/6 Demon Who Hunts. 4/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 11 HP, 52.68CP stats.
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Light Wounds!
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T with ttt's. Opposition: Godmodder. 8 Soul Points.
Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone. 30-HP shield: Mental Influence Negation!
TinyTimCanpy: is sort of Anti Hyphen Taxman. Is alive! 80 HP Shield!
John Phoenix █████: Minor Wounds. Poisoned intensely(unaffected?). Speak of the Devil. The Adventures of John Phoenix. ███████. Mitigated Geas of Mundanity: will almost-exclusively use mundane or psychic flavor. Lawyer(Decent I Guess), Psychic Missiles, Custom 9mm Mac-10's.
Ay one, it's time to fight by switching up tactics / our target the one who must not be named succeeding at narrative control gymnastics.
Kick that 'Ad' from his stats, leaving him with capital ventures / We'll waste his mainframe processing on showy hats, and quarterly result lectures.
Ay two plus three, a local economy I'll brew / with Order Conferring Trade Pattern I'll make up one fresh grew.
To keep that lawyer busy with a career change to managing random background dots / and cartoony little psy-shielded tradesmen bots by sorcery we've gots.
It sure would be a crime / to murder these dots without giving them time. So don't blast your way out of this one / when you've got background pursuits not done.
Fragile or not / meek existence is what they got
So better sell some product or I'll manipulate / what's left of this world and from there we modulate
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The F signs off cuz the rap ends this round / retiring their brief career abound.
Next up on their list is meditation on identity and the Ring / seeking Ordinary Object Conjuration as their next developmental Thing.
163.6 out of 3-zero-zero
This game is a war in which nobody's the hero!
I'm the only rapper now, the others need to work
They have healing to be done, the rapping for a perk
T's three actions and Sky's three-point-one all go into
a Leader-healing effort until all our woes are through.
Leader then uses his 4.1 to boost the Cat
It's clear to see the Cat is magic, has a name at that!
This cat's Mister Mistoffelees, a singing cat indeed!
He has grand magical powers, so here's where you take heed...
2 actions go into HP and 1 into Attack
and 1.1 in Stage Magic is thrown onto the stack.
Everyone regenerates, then M-M makes some flowers
Then all the entities attack the man with psychic powers.
Regarding your first action you've clearly chosen well / anyone who looks at the target in question can quite tell
his pocket holds a checkbook, his socks are made of stocks / in his employ a vast army of jocks.
It's J- well, I still shouldn't speak his name / his powers may have changed but that specific part's the same.
The point is he's his action's paragon no longer / he's now more like Byakuya, if physically much stronger.
As far as I can tell your next action mischaracterises / the pattern of order that you hope it realises
From searching on the internet here's what I've found / It's a structure of commerce to follow and stabilise the ground
where ground here means the world entire / as though each trade-route is a reality-stabilising wire.
But at least as far as I found as I looked / improved economic growth wasn't something it cooked
In fact it seemed it'd be a vast undertaking / just think of all the jade you'd have to start by making.
Luckily it's not quite as hard as it might seem/ but nonetheless I think I'll treat that line as a dream
Methods left aside you produce some tiny robots / little, but not quite as small as pots
Honestly I'm not sure what the point of that is / but they exist, so hopefully next you'll explain this
Through means which no longer matter, so I might as well explain / Your charge suddenly has a 16.3 charge gain
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
You see, Rap is-was greater than you might suspect / regen is not the strangest of the things it can affect
Even abilities fully passive could improve from being rapped / Including Existing, having health, or having bootstrapped
These things receive multipliers just the same as actions / though such use leads to additional reactions.
This is why thrice results were oddly large / Rap applied itself separately to the charge-growth and having charged
or to having actions and acting then after / or creating a berry then eating it, to the eater and the crafter.
In this case since the charge was holding steady / the points already charged received a boost most heady
(Though since that precise rhyme had been used just before / the boost was rather smaller than what you have in store.
No shame in the repetition here since there're no other good rhymes for zero / unless you dip into names and think Nemo is like Nero)
Anyway you move on to healing up Leader / for 240 health and change, I reveal to the reader
The Cat'll receive not 1 but 2 in attack and magic each/ and 4 in health, so its skin's quite hard to breach
Now with the Rap's tickdown fully filled / the effect is starting to fade, the powers being killed.
So acting swiftly in the End of Round Reactions / Sky High, Leader and Cat take their attacking actions.
Their target is as always, it remains the same / but that man isn't treating this like a game.
Quickly he ducks behind his bodyguarding tree / of the attacks levied at him, it tanks two of three.
The last, the cat, isn't over-strong / but still wounds him moderately, that didn't take long.
As to the damage to the tree above, It's just under 200, 188 specifically.
Then Sky High and Leader unboostedly regenerate / with Rap fading so too does the degree it growth does denigrate
So they receive closer to their ordinary amounts / 45 and 9 are the resulting counts.
Now onto the F, which bids rap Adieu / and develops OO Conjuration before the round is through.
The Darkness Given Form elects to resume training, rolling poorly in any case, for +4 Attack and +5 HP.
Sovereign nglish idles again, he's not sure what to do / his last 'great idea' something the AG side'd rather rue.
Now the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's turn is what's next, and the unnamed foe is the one it's targeting.
And as it happens they have an in / in this attack against a man proclaimed free of sin.
You see, that man is now very rich / but listen, here's the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's pitch
The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE has 82 dollars.
as in money / now isn't that funny?
well, maybe it isn't, but that's the rhyme / asking misleading rhetorical questions isn't a crime.
Anyway whether or not that's true / buying out John Phoenix's ventures is what it'll do
...ah shoot I just gave him a cue / it wasn't intentional, so respectfully, don't boo
I mean, I could've edited it out, but that'd be sorta unfair to the mechanics He got.
Although the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE buys out several of John Phoenix's ventures / they're not worth much more than an old ladies dentures.
After all John Phoenix's investments number in the thousands, a well balanced portfolio protected from any harm.
But that, you see, is the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's cue / using internal documents as fodder to sue.
John Phoenix gives a snort that's with derision garnished / As He just said His investments can't be tarnished.
And whatever are his faults, legal argument he can do - not perfectly, but better than most people.
...Especially the crazy ones. Being insane is not conducive to being a lawyer. So The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE loses the case.
Which is to say The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE somehow loses the case, and everything related to it, somewhere in the middle of a forest. Well, there goes that.
The GLock Robster looks around, but fails to locate further sources of glocks.
John Phoenix's turn next, He continues to expertly manage His business. Since John Phoenix's ventures, unlike Nedbens ventures, are not shielded against Psychic Powers, John Phoenix is able to administer all of them without even moving; Moment by moment, his prospects are improving. In one office of the many offices which John Phoenix Ventures owns, there is a phone call. The John Callman in the office begins to turn his head towards the call. Since John Callman is only an inferior imitation of John Phoenix, this turn does not take very long. The Call is about ethics violations. But everyone knew that ethics violations were not real laws. Ethics was about morality, but it was not right to convert morality to law, because most lawyers were not as good as John Phoenix, so sometimes they would get subtle things wrong, so only the worst things should be illegal, like being 1$ richer than John Phoenix. Luckily John Phoenix was very rich, so there was nobody richer than him. Anyway, ethics violations were not real laws. because of this, John Callman pressed a button on his desk. This was a very special button which had been installed on his desk just for this purpose. This purpose was to handle calls about ethics violations. This button was attached by a wire to a device, so that pressing the button completed a circuit which would activate the device, causing the device to become active and preform its purpose, which was handling calls about ethics violations. It did this by causing poison gas to travel down the phone lines, and then horizontally along the phone lines, and then through the ground along the phone lines, and then usually but not always up along the phone lines (Unless the phone in question was in a valley or underground, in which case it would not go up, but would instead go horizontally or possibly down, because that was where the phone line would go, because someone which is underground enough would be under the phone line, because being underground meant being under the ground, and the ground was where the phone line was), and then through the phone, and into the mouth of the person on the other end, killing them instantly. This was an untraceable and completely legal defence against ethics violation accusations which John Phoenix had patented and used several times. It was untraceable because it was patented. This made sense, because John Phoenix had patented this using a corporation which had since gone bankrupt. It still held the patent, so nobody who did not have permission could use it. John Phoenix had permission, because he owned the bankrupt corporation, but nobody knew this because he owned it in a complicated manner which was confusing and complicated, but it was not complicated to John Phoenix, who had an IQ which was said to be an IQ that was in the range of IQs which was said to be the range of IQs in which it was said that geniuses are said to be found. Because it was not known John Phoenix had permission, nobody thought it would be possible for him to be using the patented poison gas phones, and every time he was asked he truthfully said under oath that he had not violated any patents on poison gas phones. And everyone knew that John Phoenix, being the greatest defence attorney to ever live, would know how bad it is to lie under oath, so surely he was not doing that, and they were right to think so, because he was not lying, he was just not saying some things, but this was okay because nobody had asked him those things. Also, it was completely legal for John Callman, John Phoenix's employee, to use the untraceable and patented poison gas phone, because constructing poison gas phones was the patented thing, not using them, and John Callman did not know what the button did. All he knew was that when he pressed it, ethics violations disappeared. This meant John Callman was able to truthfully say in court that he had not killed anyone, because he did not know he had killed anyone, because he did not know what the button did, because he had not been told what the button did, and the gas killed instantly, so the people he was calling could not tell him what the button did. And when John Phoenix had constructed the button, he was not expecting any specific ethics violations, so he could also truthfully say he had not intentionally killed anyone, because there was no reason that the button would need to be pressed, and besides, he had not made people use phones when there were messenger pigeons available. At least, not through illegal means. Because John Phoenix Ventures was immune to ethics violations, and more importantly because it was managed by John Phoenix and his genius-level IQ which was stronger than a NASA supercomputer, they were able to make a lot of money, so much money that everyone was impressed, because it was a lot of money. John Phoenix used some of this money, but not all of it, to buy some mercenaries. the mercenaries showed up and started fighting. They marched and they stomped and they wore armor, and eventually they did all of these things so much that they arrived at the battlefield, but then their turn was over and so was the owner of the Ventures's turn.
Lastly, the Godmodder's turn. he puts a point into Self-Actualisation II.
Rap is Over Now. Tickdown: 4/4. Rounds active: 4/4. Good showings, everyone! And now, back to your regularly scheduled Rap-indifferent updates!
[A-megamaths] Sky High 418/753 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana.
[A-megamaths] Leader 349/349 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Lightly Spoiled.
[-Nedben] The F 224/224 HP, 6 Regen, -5 To incoming damage, 0.6 Generic Action Capability, 0.1 Shaping💍. 37 Gossamer, +1/Essence/Round. 1 Essence. Solid Frost! in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! Assumption of Air shape (7 G: see P152). Forging the Ring Grace (1E, 1G:see P152). Ordinary Object Conjuration (1+ G: Create a mundane object of value (💍Shaping+Gossamer Expended/10).)
Equipped: Regal Tiara (+19 MHP, +0.01 Generic Action Capability, +10% loot. The F's Ring Grace)
[-Nedben] Basement Tinworks: 35 HP, completely nullifies external psychic assault!
[-Nedben] little economy robots 2x20 HP, 1x20 Economy
Cat [Ruth-A][4.5]: HP 245/275, Attack 30, Stage Magic 5
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 424/1002 HP 435A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
[AG] Sovereign nglish, a highly reputable nglishman in possession of Ninety Six out of Number Health. 1x11 dodge Points. Sovereign nglishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing, Strain,,,SCHMING, stat, soteric. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Seven, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
[AG] A Really Big Tree 1272 HP, Bodyguarding John Phoenix to a limited degree!
[AG] John Phoenix's Mercenaries 15x10 HP, 2x10A
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE 181/430 HP, -32 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR and E! 82$. 2SP energy. Minor Void Blood. Hat of Hats - 4 (x2 per Hat tip!). Earmuffs of Sound Immunity! Cult! has a custom M16.
[GIoPC] Which House 54/194 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Co-owned by Nedben!
[GIoPC] GLock Robster, 1 Glock, 29 Rocks 12.5 Snow, collects 2 Rocks, 0.5 Snow/round
[GM] Godmodder: 259 /300 HP 6/6 Demon Who Hunts. 5/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 11 HP, 52.68CP stats.
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Light Wounds!
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T with ttt's. Opposition: Godmodder. 8 Soul Points.
Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone. 30-HP shield: Mental Influence Negation!
TinyTimCanpy: is sort of Anti Hyphen Taxman. Is alive! 80 HP Shield!
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John Phoenix █████: Moderate Wounds. Poisoned intensely(unaffected?). Speak of the Devil. The ventures of John Phoenix. ███████. Mitigated Geas of Mundanity: will almost-exclusively use mundane or psychic flavor. Lawyer(Decent I Guess), Psychic Missiles, Custom 9mm Mac-10's.