A1: I use All-Encompassing Sorcerer's Sight to check out whether the Which House windows through which curses are allowed to pass through are two-way for cursing purposes, or actually just open windows.
A2 + A3: Lacking much else to do, I look for doors on the Which House and try to pick their locks if any. We might be able to bust in and rob the place!
I put the tea on a tee. I then give my tea mana, making it a manatea. I continue sitting in front of the laser, and procure a rocking chair for easy bodyblocking.
A1: I use All-Encompassing Sorcerer's Sight to check out whether the Which House windows through which curses are allowed to pass through are two-way for cursing purposes, or actually just open windows.
A2 + A3: Lacking much else to do, I look for doors on the Which House and try to pick their locks if any. We might be able to bust in and rob the place!
The Windows, on inspection, are barred with iron bars. Largely mundane iron bars, though too close together for animals or arrows to travel through. The Which curses through the gaps. You observe that the house does indeed have a door, which the Godmodder dragged the Which through earlier, and a lock on the door, which he locked. Not too well, though; you successfully pick the lock! ...great now I have to actually decide which house this was. one moment... (...why do none of them have a door?... well, what about the hill?... it has an archway and a door? then the arch collapsed. good enough.) You walk in through the now-unlocked door into the squat, rather hobbit-styled dwelling, floor partially overtaken by mushrooms. On one side is a collapsed hallway; just before the collapsed portion stands the Which, cursing through the barred window. Ahead is another hallway crossroads, and to the right is a particularly mycelium-covered hallway ending in a wide stairway down into what is likely a cellar. You don't see anything particularly valuable on this floor, but then, that's what storage rooms are for, right?
Later in the round, the Which locks the house again with a powerful Curse.
I put the tea on a tee. I then give my tea mana, making it a manatea. I continue sitting in front of the laser, and procure a rocking chair for easy bodyblocking.
You improve the Tea and Teacup into a Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T! continuing to bodyblock is a free action.
Sky High idles, as does Leader! The Darkness is Training. it goes poorly and sprains its... leg things, taking 10 damage! The Dames idle! Sovereign English also idles! The snowball gains 1.9 Snowballing! The Which curses the low quality of the locks on the doors and curses the door, locking it shut with magical force! This Curse extends to the rest of the house, reinforcing it further; Assuming the Which is alive, the house will have 100 more HP, not to mention esoteric defences. How is this a Curse to the house?... well, it basically turns the house into a prison. So that's how. The BRRRRRRRanded One decides to attack the Darkness Given Form. and how better to attack a being of darkness than with a laser? So the BRRRRRRRanded One pulls out a lasso and lassos the various lasers, then tugs them in random directions until they're all pointed at the Darkness Given Form! The BRRRRRRRanded One then sits on the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One laser, making sure it won't retarget. But of course, the Lasers aren't ready yet, so they don't hit the Darkness Given Form this round. The BRRRRRRRanded One then takes health-downtick-damage and gains 1 Damage reduction.
The Godmodder starts a new charge, a charge so powerful- or alternatively, so low-effort- that it only has two coherent letters. 1/7 J███ P██████.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time. [A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -10A, -10 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round) Leader 196/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 485/676 HP 275A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: four, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 9.7 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames! Which 200/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions. Which House 250/250 HP, guarding Which! Affliction of Isolation: +100 HP/MHP while Which is alive, Resistant to esoteric bypassing. [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 410/428 HP, -30 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 18/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Least Stinging Blood. [O-GIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 10/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 1! Retargeted at Darkness Given Form! Anti-Bodyguarding Laser 36/40 HP, 100 Bodyguard-Shoving!A, Fires in 1! Retargeted at Darkness Given Form! [O-ABL] Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Laser 40/40 HP, Neutralizes ABL! Retargeted at Darkness Given Form! [GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 1/7 J███ P██████ 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds). Rosco: Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$ Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone. Locked In the Which's House.
A1 + A2: I cast Glorious Solar <Desk>, then deskflip the resulting desk to bash the Which with solidified essence as a mystical hardlight projection.
A3: Using the specialized screaming ability of Silver Voiced Nightingale Style, I amplify my voice and scream sonic attacks in the Which's face to distract them with damage.
A1 + A2: I cast Glorious Solar <Desk>, then deskflip the resulting desk to bash the Which with solidified essence as a mystical hardlight projection.
A3: Using the specialized screaming ability of Silver Voiced Nightingale Style, I amplify my voice and scream sonic attacks in the Which's face to distract them with damage.
You preform an expert deskflip directly at the Which! [1d100:23]But, since the Which is in double alternate Canada, your deskflip doesn't quite have the range to hit it! Then, as the Which glances over at the Glorious Desk, you scream at them [1d100:54] and rupture their various sound-affectable body parts for 24 damage!
Sky High, Leader, and T combine all their actions to purge the Which from existence, turning it into nothingness.
Sky High and Leader attack the Which if it's still alive or the Military Dames if it isn't.
Unknown Benefit selected! Appreciation produces a further 0.099 Progress. You and yours combine your efforts to attack the Which, but regrettably it is inside of a house. A house it just warded against esoteric attacks. The Which' House takes 206 damage, but the structure holds...
Sky High attacks the Which House for 42 damage, leaving it with all of 2 HP! But as Leader moves to finish it, the Military Dames nullify the attack! Leader Regenerates! the debuff intensifies... The Darkness is Training. It goes pretty well. +34 HP and +8 Attack. It then quickly runs over to, and kills, the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser. Sovereign English plucks 'Esoteric' from the Which House's description for future use. The Bog Standard Snowball gains 2.4 Snowballing. The Which Curses at the house, shortly coming crashing down around it, and then Curses at Leader, who is, after all, a substantial contributor to said crashing. Owing to that, the Which magically Curses Leader with the Rotting Brand, which makes them into a type of food. And not like honey, either; food can spoil. The effects of this are unclear, but probably not good. The BRRRRRRRanded One delays its turn to after the laser... The Anti-Bodyguarding and Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding-Laser Lasers fire at the Darkness Given Form, searing its Form of Darkness with the power of being lasers, dealing 50 damage! They then fade into respective irrelevance. Afterwards, the BRRRRRRRanded One decides to target... a house! Which House? Exactly! So the BRRRRRRRanded One BRRRRRRRs through the door. The Affliction doesn't stop it, because the BRRRRRRRanded One isn't trying to bypass the house, they're stealing it! The BRRRRRRRanded One picks the Which and plops it back down outside of the Which House, then casts the Heal spell on the house. Does that work? of course it does. apparently. The Heal spell is Health-neutral, so to save some annoyance I'll not log its healing to the BRRRRRRRanded One or the damage from regeneration from it. As to the Exalted robbing the house, the BRRRRRRRanded One completely fails to notice or respond to their presence, so make of that what you will, though they do leave the door unlocked.
The Godmodder pretends not to notice the Which's troubles, charging another point towards J███ P██████.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time. [A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -17A, -17 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round) Leader 209/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Rotting Brand: Qualifies as Food. 1% Spoiled, +1/round, +1/round/round, so long as the Which lives! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 469/710 HP 283A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Esoteric, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: five, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 12.1 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames! Which 176/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions. [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 420/428 HP, -30 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 16/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Least Stinging Blood. Which House 102/250 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Affliction of Isolation: +100 HP/MHP while Which is alive, Resistant to bypassing. [O-GIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 0/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 1! Retargeted at Darkness Given Form! Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Irrelevant. [O-ABL] Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Laser Irrelevant. [GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 2/7 J███ P██████ 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds). Rosco: Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$ Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone. In the Which House.
A1: I yeet out the unlocked door to pursue the Which, then barrel roll into them.
A2: Noticing the Which's cool hat they may or may not actually have, I try and steal it.
A3: As the Which is probably still around, I use Dreaming Pearl Courtesan Style to grab their hat (whether or not I already have it) and whip them with it via essence-charged attacking edges. If they don't have a hat I can assemble one to whip them with instead.
A1: I yeet out the unlocked door to pursue the Which, then barrel roll into them.
A2: Noticing the Which's cool hat they may or may not actually have, I try and steal it.
A3: As the Which is probably still around, I use Dreaming Pearl Courtesan Style to grab their hat (whether or not I already have it) and whip them with it via essence-charged attacking edges. If they don't have a hat I can assemble one to whip them with instead.
You barrel roll[1d100:73] into the Which, dealing 22 damage! You then [1d100:34] fail to steal their hat, because you can't reach double alternate Canada from here! besides, stealing things is illegal in double alternate Canada! They also [1d100:19]don't have a hat! Having failed to steal their nonexistent hat, you[1d100:87] grab their hat and use it as some kind of deadly frisbee, or possibly a whip. Regardless of the details, they take 25 damage!
A1: I trip the F out while trying to understand this
I quickly put a trip wire near BALLISTICGAMER1543's feet to help achieve this.
Now that the laser problem has been resolved, I work on my knives a bit...
Animating Kitchen Knives (45/50)
and then I put my tea on a piece of paper, then write a x2 next to it, therefore doubling the t!
F is tripped again! What do people have against F? You work on your knives! You attempt to double your tea... but you don't have tea, you have ManaTea! Perhaps you meant you put the Tee the ManaTea is on on a piece of paper?
Sky High and Leader Idle! Since T didn't post, their Affliction and Brand progress at ~half rate. The Darkness is Training. It gains 30 HP and 15A. Sovereign English idles. The Bog Standard Snowball gains 3 Snowballing! Which would curse the BRRRRRRRanded One, but it's in the Which House, which is resistant to bypassing, so absent a better option, the Which curses Leader again, applying the Northern Geas to Leader; to act, Leader will have to eat, though anything will do. The BRRRRRRRanded One attacks... Well, it can't very well attack itself, so... The Godmodder! In order to do this, the BRRRRRRRanded One starts laughing. The Godmodder doesn't particularly notice. Not too far away, the military dames idle around, confused. The BRRRRRRRanded One keeps laughing. Eventually, the Godmodder notices, not so much as a threat, but because as an expression of positive emotion, laughter is to be discouraged whenever possible. He ponders. perhaps a gag? a field of silence... could be exited, but gags can be removed. Maybe glue... Yes, best to glue the BRRRRRRRanded One's mouth shut. The BRRRRRRRanded One keeps on laughing. At this point, a generic bystander would be more impressed at their lung capacity than anything else. The BRRRRRRRanded One's mask and stave, though powerful, could simply be found- actually, bought, in one notable case. But the lung capacity to maintain a textbook maniacal laugh for four minutes and change? That took dedication. Or insanity. It quickly becomes clear that in this particular case, it is, in fact, insanity, when the BRRRRRRRanded One stops laughing and just kind of... stands there, doing nothing, for a good thirty seconds, before charging directly at the Godmodder, who idly sidesteps the attack while leaving behind a copy made entirely of glue, which the BRRRRRRRanded One eats. ... Godmodder attack...?... failed. The Which uses its powers of supperposition to imitate the BRRRRRRRanded One's Laugh-and-eating based action, gaining an Awkwardness Barrier with 40 HP and becoming sticky. The Godmodder puts another point in JO██ P████I█.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time. [A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -20A, -20 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round) Leader 222/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Rotting Brand: Qualifies as Food. 2% Spoiled, +2/round, +1/round/round, so long as the Which lives! Northern Geas: Player Actions require eating, so long as the Which lives! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 499/740 HP 298A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Esoteric, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: six, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 15.1 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames! Which 129/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions. Awkwardness Barrier: 40 HP, only applies to half of an attacks damage. applies Sticky when hit: 10% chance to null next use of the attack which triggered this. [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 420/428 HP, -30 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 18/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Lesser Sticky Blood. Which House 127/250 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Affliction of Isolation: +100 HP/MHP while Which is alive, Resistant to bypassing. [GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 3/7 JO██ P████I█ 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds). Rosco: Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$ Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone.
DESTROY THE WHICH DESTROY THE WHICH DESTROY THE - wait
Which which?
Well there's only one Which around, so attack the which with the following stats:
Which 129/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions. Awkwardness Barrier: 40 HP, only applies to half of an attacks damage. applies Sticky when hit: 10% chance to null next use of the attack which triggered this.
A2: I remember I forgot to bust out of the Godmodder's chest and spray them with silly string so I go and do that before I forget again.
A3: I acquire some heavy objects from the battlefield to attach to the Which's awkwardness barrier, causing the glue to get stuck the next time they supperposition over here.
DESTROY THE WHICH DESTROY THE WHICH DESTROY THE - wait
Which which?
Well there's only one Which around, so attack the which with the following stats:
Which 129/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions. Awkwardness Barrier: 40 HP, only applies to half of an attacks damage. applies Sticky when hit: 10% chance to null next use of the attack which triggered this.
You attack the Which with a power of 204 damage! This will be processed as one attack of 169 damage and one attack of 33 damage, since the first, if it hits, will down the Which. [1d100: 41] Regrettably, you fail to destroy the Which, since it is much too far away, being in one of Double Alternate Canada's soup kitchens.[1d100:53]Frustrated at your failure to destroy the Which, you smack the Which, which is right next to you, in the noggin for 17 damage to it and 16 to the Barrier, Leader's Actions becoming Sticky in the process, and storm off. Wait, right, Northern Geas, it's a power of 122, and the second attempt doesn't happen.
A2: I remember I forgot to bust out of the Godmodder's chest and spray them with silly string so I go and do that before I forget again.
A3: I acquire some heavy objects from the battlefield to attach to the Which's awkwardness barrier, causing the glue to get stuck the next time they supperposition over here.
The F thanks you for the help and joins the field on your side!... which side is that, specifically? You then bust out of the Godmodder's chest and spray him with silly string, catching the Godmodder completely by surprise! 1 Damage! The Godmodder quickly fills his chest with doom spikes of doom to keep this from happening again. You then put some heavy objects on the awkwardness barrier, dealing 18 damage to it and removing the stickiness!
Sky High attempts to attack the Which, [1d100:45] but can't find a flight to double alternate canada in time. Leader[1d100:100] astutely observes that actually, the Which is right there, and attacks them for 22 damage, simultaneously dealing 22 damage to the Awkwardness Barrier and destroying it. The Darkness is Training. It goes pretty well! +17 Attack and +51 HP. Sovereign English casts around for a way to be relevant, and decides to swap the Which's 50% dodge chance with a 50% subvert chance! this costs him 1 Degree of Reasonableness, since it should really be 'subversion chance' or 'chance to subvert'. The Bog Standard Snowball gains 3.8 Snowballing! the Which Curses at all of these attacks, and at the slight harm suffered by the Godmodder, before quickly Cursing Sky High with the Starving Doom, adding a 25% chance for each of their actions to be replaced with eating. The BRRRRRRRanded One decides to target The F. But destroying The F right after they got tripped would be too mean. So instead the BRRRRRRRanded One kidnaps them, tosses them in his basement, and locks the door, which is a nice and not at all mean thing to do. It's dark and moist and mushroomy: the perfect guest room! and also dungeon! Defining the basement's existence also increases the Which House's durability by 50! The BRRRRRRRanded One gains 2 MHP and 1 Damage Resistance. The Godmodder could make the situation of the generalized people-who-are-not-him group worse, but he's feeling... hm, not merciful, that's the wrong word... kind? no... pitying? nahh... Oh, Lazy, that's the word! yeah, he's feeling lazy today, so he puts another point into JO██ P█O█NI█.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time. [A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -27A, -27 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round). Starving Doom: 25% chance to eat using an action so long as the Which lives! Leader 235/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Rotting Brand: Qualifies as Food. 4% Spoiled, +3/round, +1/round/round, so long as the Which lives! Northern Geas: Player Actions require eating, so long as the Which lives! [-Nedben] The F 60/60 HP, 6 Regen, 0.6 Generic Action Capability. Trapped in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 550/791 HP 315A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Esoteric, dodge. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: six, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 18.9 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames! Which 107/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% Subvert chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions. Awkwardness Barrier: 0 HP, only applies to half of an attacks damage. [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 422/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Lesser Sticky Blood. Which House 177/250 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Affliction of Isolation: +100 HP/MHP while Which is alive, Resistant to bypassing. [GM] Godmodder: 262 /300 HP 4/7 JO██ P█O█NI█ 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds). Rosco: Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$ Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone.
I put the t on a tree trading tricycles through time trains treading through testing tubes. Then the tree tries to trust the tacos trying tequila. "Terrible tomatoes!" The tree tells.
A1: I dig at the ground and bust into the basement to rescue the F! Not that we're in any hurry to leave just yet.
A2: I do that light-up action thing with my anima banner at a low level so I can get some decent lighting in the dark basement.
A3: Via analysis and field observation, I identify the types of mushrooms present in the basement and the environs they grow in.
The F is already in the basement and so can start cataloging what else is in the dark and damp basement-y part, like potentially stairs out of the basement. Very nice guest room dungeon sort of deal.
You know, it seems like the Which doesn't want us to attack it. AND YET, it continues to curse Sky High. Does it not realize that that is WHY we're attacking it?
Okay, using my ultimate powers of plot ability, I swing the Sword of Plot Convenience, creating an extra convenient portal between here and Double-Alternate Canada. Leader helps me to do this, using all of our combined actions. Then, Leader attacks the Which, so whether the Which is in Double-Alternate Canada or right here, Leader will be within range.
As for Sky High, he will do nothing. Because the Which doesn't deserve to eat when it's inflicting all these curses.
I put the t on a tree trading tricycles through time trains treading through testing tubes. Then the tree tries to trust the tacos trying tequila. "Terrible tomatoes!" The tree tells.
You animate your knives! ...I'm not sure what the second action is, but I can tell it has the letter t start every word, so I assume it's adding T's to the ManaT. which it does!
A1: I dig at the ground and bust into the basement to rescue the F! Not that we're in any hurry to leave just yet.
A2: I do that light-up action thing with my anima banner at a low level so I can get some decent lighting in the dark basement.
A3: Via analysis and field observation, I identify the types of mushrooms present in the basement and the environs they grow in.
The F is already in the basement and so can start cataloging what else is in the dark and damp basement-y part, like potentially stairs out of the basement. Very nice guest room dungeon sort of deal.
You enter the Basement! You then light up your Anima Banner! (For the following visuals, I will be taking my information on anima banners from here and here.) The fingers of the great beast it depicts helpfully float over the positions of unlit torches on the walls, giving you a good view of the basement near you.
The mushroom just ahead of you seems to be a mundane Caesar’s Mushroom. Walking over to the next mushroom, you observe that- -That is not how mushrooms normally work! Nonetheless, you are able to dispose of the motile mushroom Charger without taking notable damage; it's fairly light, soft, and its best weapon is a blunt object. This isn't a type of beast you've encountered before, so the most you can easily tell about the environment it grows in is 'here works'. The F avoids your short battle with the Charger, instead looking back the other way and confirming that, yes, the stairs they were tossed down are still there. The top, however, is blocked by a barrier. because who needs doors?
You know, it seems like the Which doesn't want us to attack it. AND YET, it continues to curse Sky High. Does it not realize that that is WHY we're attacking it?
Okay, using my ultimate powers of plot ability, I swing the Sword of Plot Convenience, creating an extra convenient portal between here and Double-Alternate Canada. Leader helps me to do this, using all of our combined actions. Then, Leader attacks the Which, so whether the Which is in Double-Alternate Canada or right here, Leader will be within range.
As for Sky High, he will do nothing. Because the Which doesn't deserve to eat when it's inflicting all these curses.
The Gentleman notices the continued color-swapping and works so hard he grants an additional 0.9 Progress to ???! The Which does know that, but The Godmodder summoned it specifically to Curse Sky High and Leader. So... it doesn't have much of a choice! And even if it stopped now, would you really let it keep living when its death will end all those Curses? You produce a temporary portal to a soup kitchen in Double Alternate Canada! you get the sense that only attacks can travel through it. Leader doesn't help because of the Northern Geas, but his help wasn't necessary for the portal anyway. Leader will attack the Which on his entity turn! Sky High idles while starving. poor guy... oh! While he avoids eating food despite being starving, he has a sudden vision of future possibility!
After a few seconds, the vision clears, and Sky High sees a piece of paper on the ground, depicting the image from the vision. Said piece of paper exists purely as a justification for anyone other than Sky High being able to observe the vision.
Sky High idles! Leader attacks the Which![1d100:31] which is, as it turns out, right there! 47 damage to the Which! The Which, in Double Alternate Canada, runs off to find a different soup kitchen that isn't next to the portal. Leader regenerates! The Darkness is Training. it goes normally. +13 Attack and +29 HP! Sovereign English idles. The Snowball gains 4.7 snowballing! The Which Curses at Leader again! He... well, it's not clear if Leader stabbed the Which or lasered them or what, but it doesn't matter! It may or may not have hurt and did a damage! The Which curses Leader again! This Curse is absorbed into the Northern Geas, making it require eating to be a component of at least half of actions Leader does in a round- as opposed to just requiring eating to have happened, as a prerequisite. The BRRRRRRRanded One decides to attack the Godmodder again! Now, the BRRRRRRRanded One is insane, which means they do the same thing over and over depending a different result! So, The BRRRRRRRanded One starts laughing. The Godmodder remembers this happened already, and sets a stopwatch for when to pay attention to this again. The BRRRRRRRanded One keeps laughing. The Godmodder flips through a book on laws for something to charge them under, before remembering that he makes his own laws and adding one against laughing for four minutes and change without being on The Godmodder's side. The BRRRRRRRanded One keeps on laughing. At this point, The F, hearing the sound echo through the house, is more impressed at The BRRRRRRRanded One's lung capacity than anything else. The BRRRRRRRanded One's house and powers, though powerful, could simply be found- actually, stolen, in this case. But the lung capacity to maintain a textbook maniacal laugh for four minutes and change? That took dedication. Or insanity. It quickly becomes clear that in this particular case, it is, in fact, insanity, when the BRRRRRRRanded One stops laughing and just kind of... stands there, doing nothing, for a good thirty seconds, like last time. The Godmodders stopwatch goes off, and the Godmodder prepares to dodge, but this time, instead of charging directly at the Godmodder, The BRRRRRRRanded One charges directly at where the Godmodder was... last time they did this action! This, predictably, does nothing. The Godmodder is then clocked on the head by a lump of Eishalon Bone from above, tossed during the four minute laugh. 1 damage to the Godmodder! The Godmodder sighs, resolves to be more careful around insane people in the future, and puts another point into JO█N P█O█NI█
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time. [A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -34A, -34 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round). Starving Doom: 25% chance to eat using a Player action so long as the Which lives! Leader 245/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Rotting Brand: Qualifies as Food. 7% Spoiled, +4/round, +1/round/round, so long as the Which lives! Northern Geas: half of chosen Player Actions require eating, so long as the Which lives! [-Nedben] The F 66/66 HP, 6 Regen, 0.6 Generic Action Capability. Trapped in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 579/820 HP 328A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Esoteric, dodge. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: seven, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 23.6 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames! Which 60/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% Subvert chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions. [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 422/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Lesser Sticky Blood. Which House 177/250 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Affliction of Isolation: +100 HP/MHP while Which is alive, Resistant to bypassing. [GM] Godmodder: 261 /300 HP 5/7 JO█N P█O█NI█ 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds). Rosco: Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$ Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone. In the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement!
A1 + A2: Using miscellaneous martial arts and the circumstances around me, I clear out the basement of enemies to the extent actionable, exploring as appropriate to clear out areas and secure the location.
A3: I construct some earthworks in the entrance tunnel and lead over the F, securing our position against any incoming hostilities.
I thank the BRRRRRRRanded One for contributing to the cause. Giving him a buff! I spend my 3 actions giving him a hat. The hat of…. Hats! He can now generate hats by tipping his hats giving him more hats that wear hats. The hats are all green.
A1 + A2: Using miscellaneous martial arts and the circumstances around me, I clear out the basement of enemies to the extent actionable, exploring as appropriate to clear out areas and secure the location.
A3: I construct some earthworks in the entrance tunnel and lead over the F, securing our position against any incoming hostilities.
You masterfully splatter the remaining mushroom monsters onto the assorted walls and floor of the basement, killing all of them (or at least, all you can find- the halls are twisty and connect inconsistently, so you may have missed a hallway.). in a far corner of the pseudo-grid of hallways, you see a closed chest emitting constant white sparks of light... smells like mushroom soup. You construct fortifications at the foot of the stairs! prudent, though since these enemies are so weak, it's probably not necessary.
I thank the BRRRRRRRanded One for contributing to the cause. Giving him a buff! I spend my 3 actions giving him a hat. The hat of…. Hats! He can now generate hats by tipping his hats giving him more hats that wear hats. The hats are all green.
You give the BRRRRRRRanded One the Hat of Hats! whenever he falls down, experiences a strong breeze, or similar (tipping his hat), his number of hats will double!
Sky High idles! Leader does as well, though he also regens. The F reinforces the earthworks by 12 HP! The Darkness is Training. 11 Attack, and 22 HP! Sovereign English idles. the Snowball gains 5.9 Snowballing! The Which Curses Sky High with the Wellspring's Affliction! Sky High starts losing 30 HP per round, which can be absorbed by any active entity without full HP (except, of course, Sky High.)! The BRRRRRRRanded One decides to attack the Godmodder! Again! But they don't expect to succeed if they try, because they succeeded last time, and as a crazy person they expect things to go differently each time they do them! So, the BRRRRRRRanded One attempts the heist of a lifetime! specifically, this means they try to steal the Godmodder's lifetime! But not the Godmodder's future lifetime- their past lifetime! They steal part of the Godmodders history! Unfortunately, the Godmodder's history is very dense, so they don't get very much. and the Godmodder is not actually involved in the part of history they steal, almost at all. So they don't get much. But they do get a cult. and a pair of earmuffs. a good haul! The Godmodder wasn't using that cult anyway. The Godmodder ticks up JO█N PHOENI█. only one more point to go... Sky High's life starts to drain away...Sovereign English, the Which, The BRRRRRRRanded One, and the Which House each gain 7 to 8 HP. [A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time. [A-megamaths] Sky High 653/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -37A, -37 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round). Starving Doom: 25% chance to eat using a Player action so long as the Which lives! Wellspring's Affliction: -30 HP per round, heal non-full-health entities for a total of 30 HP per round, so long as the Which lives. Leader 255/255 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Rotting Brand: Qualifies as Food. 9% Spoiled, +4/round, +1/round/round, so long as the Which lives! Northern Geas: half of chosen Player Actions require eating, so long as the Which lives! [-Nedben] The F 72/72 HP, 6 Regen, 0.6 Generic Action Capability. Trapped in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! Basement Earthworks: 32 HP. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 601/842 HP 339A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Nine out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Esoteric, dodge. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: eight, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 29.5 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames! Which 68/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% Subvert chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions. [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 430/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Lesser Sticky Blood. Hat of Hats - 1 (x2 per Hat tip!). Earmuffs of Sound Immunity! Cult! Which House 184/250 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Affliction of Isolation: +100 HP/MHP while Which is alive, Resistant to bypassing. [GM] Godmodder: 261 /300 HP 6/7 JO█N PHOENI█ 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds). Rosco: Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$ Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone. In the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement!
A1: I use All-Encompassing Sorcerer's Sight to check out whether the Which House windows through which curses are allowed to pass through are two-way for cursing purposes, or actually just open windows.
A2 + A3: Lacking much else to do, I look for doors on the Which House and try to pick their locks if any. We might be able to bust in and rob the place!
I put the tea on a tee. I then give my tea mana, making it a manatea. I continue sitting in front of the laser, and procure a rocking chair for easy bodyblocking.
When players get creative.
The Windows, on inspection, are barred with iron bars. Largely mundane iron bars, though too close together for animals or arrows to travel through. The Which curses through the gaps.
You observe that the house does indeed have a door, which the Godmodder dragged the Which through earlier, and a lock on the door, which he locked. Not too well, though; you successfully pick the lock!
...great now I have to actually decide which house this was. one moment...
(...why do none of them have a door?... well, what about the hill?... it has an archway and a door? then the arch collapsed. good enough.)
You walk in through the now-unlocked door into the squat, rather hobbit-styled dwelling, floor partially overtaken by mushrooms. On one side is a collapsed hallway; just before the collapsed portion stands the Which, cursing through the barred window. Ahead is another hallway crossroads, and to the right is a particularly mycelium-covered hallway ending in a wide stairway down into what is likely a cellar. You don't see anything particularly valuable on this floor, but then, that's what storage rooms are for, right?
Later in the round, the Which locks the house again with a powerful Curse.
You improve the Tea and Teacup into a Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T! continuing to bodyblock is a free action.
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
Sky High idles, as does Leader!
The Darkness is Training. it goes poorly and sprains its... leg things, taking 10 damage!
The Dames idle! Sovereign English also idles! The snowball gains 1.9 Snowballing! The Which curses the low quality of the locks on the doors and curses the door, locking it shut with magical force! This Curse extends to the rest of the house, reinforcing it further; Assuming the Which is alive, the house will have 100 more HP, not to mention esoteric defences. How is this a Curse to the house?... well, it basically turns the house into a prison. So that's how.
The BRRRRRRRanded One decides to attack the Darkness Given Form. and how better to attack a being of darkness than with a laser? So the BRRRRRRRanded One pulls out a lasso and lassos the various lasers, then tugs them in random directions until they're all pointed at the Darkness Given Form! The BRRRRRRRanded One then sits on the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One laser, making sure it won't retarget. But of course, the Lasers aren't ready yet, so they don't hit the Darkness Given Form this round. The BRRRRRRRanded One then takes health-downtick-damage and gains 1 Damage reduction.
The Godmodder starts a new charge, a charge so powerful- or alternatively, so low-effort- that it only has two coherent letters. 1/7 J███ P██████.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -10A, -10 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round)
Leader 196/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 485/676 HP 275A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: four, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 9.7 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames!
Which 200/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions.
Which House 250/250 HP, guarding Which! Affliction of Isolation: +100 HP/MHP while Which is alive, Resistant to esoteric bypassing.
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 410/428 HP, -30 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 18/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Least Stinging Blood.
[O-GIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 10/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 1! Retargeted at Darkness Given Form!
Anti-Bodyguarding Laser 36/40 HP, 100 Bodyguard-Shoving!A, Fires in 1! Retargeted at Darkness Given Form!
[O-ABL] Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Laser 40/40 HP, Neutralizes ABL! Retargeted at Darkness Given Form!
[GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 1/7 J███ P██████ 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds).
Rosco: Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone. Locked In the Which's House.
A1 + A2: I cast Glorious Solar <Desk>, then deskflip the resulting desk to bash the Which with solidified essence as a mystical hardlight projection.
A3: Using the specialized screaming ability of Silver Voiced Nightingale Style, I amplify my voice and scream sonic attacks in the Which's face to distract them with damage.
???: 86.501/300
??? receives Unknown Benefit.
Sky High, Leader, and T combine all their actions to purge the Which from existence, turning it into nothingness.
Sky High and Leader attack the Which if it's still alive or the Military Dames if it isn't.
You preform an expert deskflip directly at the Which! [1d100:23]But, since the Which is in double alternate Canada, your deskflip doesn't quite have the range to hit it! Then, as the Which
glances over at the Glorious Desk, you scream at them [1d100:54] and rupture their various sound-affectable body parts for 24 damage!
Unknown Benefit selected! Appreciation produces a further 0.099 Progress. You and yours combine your efforts to attack the Which, but regrettably it is inside of a house. A house it just warded against esoteric attacks. The Which' House takes 206 damage, but the structure holds...
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
Sky High attacks the Which House for 42 damage, leaving it with all of 2 HP! But as Leader moves to finish it, the Military Dames nullify the attack! Leader Regenerates! the debuff intensifies...
The Darkness is Training. It goes pretty well. +34 HP and +8 Attack. It then quickly runs over to, and kills, the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser.
Sovereign English plucks 'Esoteric' from the Which House's description for future use.
The Bog Standard Snowball gains 2.4 Snowballing.
The Which Curses at the house, shortly coming crashing down around it, and then Curses at Leader, who is, after all, a substantial contributor to said crashing. Owing to that, the Which magically Curses Leader with the Rotting Brand, which makes them into a type of food. And not like honey, either; food can spoil. The effects of this are unclear, but probably not good.
The BRRRRRRRanded One delays its turn to after the laser...
The Anti-Bodyguarding and Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding-Laser Lasers fire at the Darkness Given Form, searing its Form of Darkness with the power of being lasers, dealing 50 damage! They then fade into respective irrelevance.
Afterwards, the BRRRRRRRanded One decides to target... a house! Which House? Exactly! So the BRRRRRRRanded One BRRRRRRRs through the door. The Affliction doesn't stop it, because the BRRRRRRRanded One isn't trying to bypass the house, they're stealing it!
The BRRRRRRRanded One picks the Which and plops it back down outside of the Which House, then casts the Heal spell on the house. Does that work? of course it does. apparently. The Heal spell is Health-neutral, so to save some annoyance I'll not log its healing to the BRRRRRRRanded One or the damage from regeneration from it. As to the Exalted robbing the house, the BRRRRRRRanded One completely fails to notice or respond to their presence, so make of that what you will, though they do leave the door unlocked.
The Godmodder pretends not to notice the Which's troubles, charging another point towards J███ P██████.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -17A, -17 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round)
Leader 209/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Rotting Brand: Qualifies as Food. 1% Spoiled, +1/round, +1/round/round, so long as the Which lives!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 469/710 HP 283A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Esoteric, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: five, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 12.1 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames!
Which 176/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions.
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 420/428 HP, -30 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 16/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Least Stinging Blood.
Which House 102/250 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Affliction of Isolation: +100 HP/MHP while Which is alive, Resistant to bypassing.
[O-GIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 0/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 1! Retargeted at Darkness Given Form!
Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Irrelevant.
[O-ABL] Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Laser Irrelevant.
[GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 2/7 J███ P██████ 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds).
Rosco: Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone. In the Which House.
A1: I yeet out the unlocked door to pursue the Which, then barrel roll into them.
A2: Noticing the Which's cool hat they may or may not actually have, I try and steal it.
A3: As the Which is probably still around, I use Dreaming Pearl Courtesan Style to grab their hat (whether or not I already have it) and whip them with it via essence-charged attacking edges. If they don't have a hat I can assemble one to whip them with instead.
A1: I trip the F out while trying to understand this
I quickly put a trip wire near BALLISTICGAMER1543's feet to help achieve this.
Now that the laser problem has been resolved, I work on my knives a bit...
Animating Kitchen Knives (45/50)
and then I put my tea on a piece of paper, then write a x2 next to it, therefore doubling the t!
When players get creative.
You barrel roll[1d100:73] into the Which, dealing 22 damage! You then [1d100:34] fail to steal their hat, because you can't reach double alternate Canada from here! besides, stealing things is illegal in double alternate Canada! They also [1d100:19]don't have a hat!
Having failed to steal their nonexistent hat, you[1d100:87] grab their hat and use it as some kind of deadly frisbee, or possibly a whip. Regardless of the details, they take 25 damage!
You do that! the F is displeased at being tripped.
F is tripped again! What do people have against F?
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
You work on your knives!
You attempt to double your tea... but you don't have tea, you have ManaTea! Perhaps you meant you put the Tee the ManaTea is on on a piece of paper?
Sky High and Leader Idle! Since T didn't post, their Affliction and Brand progress at ~half rate.
The Darkness is Training. It gains 30 HP and 15A.
Sovereign English idles. The Bog Standard Snowball gains 3 Snowballing!
Which would curse the BRRRRRRRanded One, but it's in the Which House, which is resistant to bypassing, so absent a better option, the Which curses Leader again, applying the Northern Geas to Leader; to act, Leader will have to eat, though anything will do.
The BRRRRRRRanded One attacks... Well, it can't very well attack itself, so... The Godmodder! In order to do this, the BRRRRRRRanded One starts laughing. The Godmodder doesn't particularly notice. Not too far away, the military dames idle around, confused.
The BRRRRRRRanded One keeps laughing. Eventually, the Godmodder notices, not so much as a threat, but because as an expression of positive emotion, laughter is to be discouraged whenever possible. He ponders. perhaps a gag? a field of silence... could be exited, but gags can be removed. Maybe glue... Yes, best to glue the BRRRRRRRanded One's mouth shut.
The BRRRRRRRanded One keeps on laughing. At this point, a generic bystander would be more impressed at their lung capacity than anything else. The BRRRRRRRanded One's mask and stave, though powerful, could simply be found- actually, bought, in one notable case. But the lung capacity to maintain a textbook maniacal laugh for four minutes and change? That took dedication.
Or insanity.
It quickly becomes clear that in this particular case, it is, in fact, insanity, when the BRRRRRRRanded One stops laughing and just kind of... stands there, doing nothing, for a good thirty seconds, before charging directly at the Godmodder, who idly sidesteps the attack while leaving behind a copy made entirely of glue, which the BRRRRRRRanded One eats.
...
Godmodder attack...?... failed. The Which uses its powers of supperposition to imitate the BRRRRRRRanded One's Laugh-and-eating based action, gaining an Awkwardness Barrier with 40 HP and becoming sticky.
The Godmodder puts another point in JO██ P████I█.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -20A, -20 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round)
Leader 222/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Rotting Brand: Qualifies as Food. 2% Spoiled, +2/round, +1/round/round, so long as the Which lives! Northern Geas: Player Actions require eating, so long as the Which lives!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 499/740 HP 298A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Esoteric, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: six, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 15.1 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames!
Which 129/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions. Awkwardness Barrier: 40 HP, only applies to half of an attacks damage. applies Sticky when hit: 10% chance to null next use of the attack which triggered this.
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 420/428 HP, -30 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 18/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Lesser Sticky Blood.
Which House 127/250 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Affliction of Isolation: +100 HP/MHP while Which is alive, Resistant to bypassing.
[GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 3/7 JO██ P████I█ 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds).
Rosco: Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone.
???: 86.6/300
DESTROY THE WHICHDESTROY THE WHICH
DESTROY THE - wait
A1: I help the F get back up from being tripped.
A2: I remember I forgot to bust out of the Godmodder's chest and spray them with silly string so I go and do that before I forget again.
A3: I acquire some heavy objects from the battlefield to attach to the Which's awkwardness barrier, causing the glue to get stuck the next time they supperposition over here.
You attack the Which with a power of 204 damage! This will be processed as one attack of 169 damage and one attack of 33 damage, since the first, if it hits, will down the Which. [1d100: 41] Regrettably, you fail to destroy the Which, since it is much too far away, being in one of Double Alternate Canada's soup kitchens.[1d100:53]
Frustrated at your failure to destroy the Which, you smack the Which, which is right next to you, in the noggin for 17 damage to it and 16 to the Barrier, Leader's Actions becoming Sticky in the process, and storm off.Wait, right, Northern Geas, it's a power of 122, and the second attempt doesn't happen.The F thanks you for the help and joins the field on your side!... which side is that, specifically?
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
You then bust out of the Godmodder's chest and spray him with silly string, catching the Godmodder completely by surprise! 1 Damage! The Godmodder quickly fills his chest with doom spikes of doom to keep this from happening again.
You then put some heavy objects on the awkwardness barrier, dealing 18 damage to it and removing the stickiness!
Sky High attempts to attack the Which, [1d100:45] but can't find a flight to double alternate canada in time. Leader[1d100:100] astutely observes that actually, the Which is right there, and attacks them for 22 damage, simultaneously dealing 22 damage to the Awkwardness Barrier and destroying it.
The Darkness is Training. It goes pretty well! +17 Attack and +51 HP.
Sovereign English casts around for a way to be relevant, and decides to swap the Which's 50% dodge chance with a 50% subvert chance! this costs him 1 Degree of Reasonableness, since it should really be 'subversion chance' or 'chance to subvert'.
The Bog Standard Snowball gains 3.8 Snowballing!
the Which Curses at all of these attacks, and at the slight harm suffered by the Godmodder, before quickly Cursing Sky High with the Starving Doom, adding a 25% chance for each of their actions to be replaced with eating.
The BRRRRRRRanded One decides to target The F. But destroying The F right after they got tripped would be too mean. So instead the BRRRRRRRanded One kidnaps them, tosses them in his basement, and locks the door, which is a nice and not at all mean thing to do. It's dark and moist and mushroomy: the perfect guest room! and also dungeon!
Defining the basement's existence also increases the Which House's durability by 50! The BRRRRRRRanded One gains 2 MHP and 1 Damage Resistance.
The Godmodder could make the situation of the generalized people-who-are-not-him group worse, but he's feeling... hm, not merciful, that's the wrong word... kind? no... pitying? nahh... Oh, Lazy, that's the word! yeah, he's feeling lazy today, so he puts another point into JO██ P█O█NI█.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -27A, -27 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round). Starving Doom: 25% chance to eat using an action so long as the Which lives!
Leader 235/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Rotting Brand: Qualifies as Food. 4% Spoiled, +3/round, +1/round/round, so long as the Which lives! Northern Geas: Player Actions require eating, so long as the Which lives!
[-Nedben] The F 60/60 HP, 6 Regen, 0.6 Generic Action Capability. Trapped in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 550/791 HP 315A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Esoteric, dodge. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: six, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 18.9 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames!
Which 107/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% Subvert chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions. Awkwardness Barrier: 0 HP, only applies to half of an attacks damage.
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 422/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Lesser Sticky Blood.
Which House 177/250 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Affliction of Isolation: +100 HP/MHP while Which is alive, Resistant to bypassing.
[GM] Godmodder: 262 /300 HP 4/7 JO██ P█O█NI█ 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds).
Rosco: Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone.
I animate my kitchen knives some more...
Animating Kitchen knives (47/50)
I put the t on a tree trading tricycles through time trains treading through testing tubes. Then the tree tries to trust the tacos trying tequila. "Terrible tomatoes!" The tree tells.
When players get creative.
A1: I dig at the ground and bust into the basement to rescue the F! Not that we're in any hurry to leave just yet.
A2: I do that light-up action thing with my anima banner at a low level so I can get some decent lighting in the dark basement.
A3: Via analysis and field observation, I identify the types of mushrooms present in the basement and the environs they grow in.
The F is already in the basement and so can start cataloging what else is in the dark and damp basement-y part, like potentially stairs out of the basement. Very nice guest room dungeon sort of deal.
???: 86.6/300
You know, it seems like the Which doesn't want us to attack it. AND YET, it continues to curse Sky High. Does it not realize that that is WHY we're attacking it?
Okay, using my ultimate powers of plot ability, I swing the Sword of Plot Convenience, creating an extra convenient portal between here and Double-Alternate Canada. Leader helps me to do this, using all of our combined actions. Then, Leader attacks the Which, so whether the Which is in Double-Alternate Canada or right here, Leader will be within range.
As for Sky High, he will do nothing. Because the Which doesn't deserve to eat when it's inflicting all these curses.
You animate your knives!
...I'm not sure what the second action is, but I can tell it has the letter t start every word, so I assume it's adding T's to the ManaT. which it does!
You enter the Basement!
You then light up your Anima Banner! (For the following visuals, I will be taking my information on anima banners from here and here.) The fingers of the great beast it depicts helpfully float over the positions of unlit torches on the walls, giving you a good view of the basement near you.
The mushroom just ahead of you seems to be a mundane Caesar’s Mushroom. Walking over to the next mushroom, you observe that-
-That is not how mushrooms normally work! Nonetheless, you are able to dispose of the motile mushroom Charger without taking notable damage; it's fairly light, soft, and its best weapon is a blunt object. This isn't a type of beast you've encountered before, so the most you can easily tell about the environment it grows in is 'here works'.
The F avoids your short battle with the Charger, instead looking back the other way and confirming that, yes, the stairs they were tossed down are still there.
The top, however, is blocked by a barrier. because who needs doors?
The Gentleman notices the continued color-swapping and works so hard he grants an additional 0.9 Progress to ???!
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
The Which does know that, but The Godmodder summoned it specifically to Curse Sky High and Leader. So... it doesn't have much of a choice! And even if it stopped now, would you really let it keep living when its death will end all those Curses?
You produce a temporary portal to a soup kitchen in Double Alternate Canada! you get the sense that only attacks can travel through it. Leader doesn't help because of the Northern Geas, but his help wasn't necessary for the portal anyway. Leader will attack the Which on his entity turn!
Sky High idles while starving. poor guy... oh! While he avoids eating food despite being starving, he has a sudden vision of future possibility!
After a few seconds, the vision clears, and Sky High sees a piece of paper on the ground, depicting the image from the vision. Said piece of paper exists purely as a justification for anyone other than Sky High being able to observe the vision.
Sky High idles!
Leader attacks the Which![1d100:31] which is, as it turns out, right there! 47 damage to the Which! The Which, in Double Alternate Canada, runs off to find a different soup kitchen that isn't next to the portal. Leader regenerates!
The Darkness is Training. it goes normally. +13 Attack and +29 HP!
Sovereign English idles. The Snowball gains 4.7 snowballing!
The Which Curses at Leader again! He... well, it's not clear if Leader stabbed the Which or lasered them or what, but it doesn't matter! It may or may not have hurt and did a damage! The Which curses Leader again! This Curse is absorbed into the Northern Geas, making it require eating to be a component of at least half of actions Leader does in a round- as opposed to just requiring eating to have happened, as a prerequisite.
The BRRRRRRRanded One decides to attack the Godmodder again! Now, the BRRRRRRRanded One is insane, which means they do the same thing over and over depending a different result! So, The BRRRRRRRanded One starts laughing. The Godmodder remembers this happened already, and sets a stopwatch for when to pay attention to this again.
The BRRRRRRRanded One keeps laughing. The Godmodder flips through a book on laws for something to charge them under, before remembering that he makes his own laws and adding one against laughing for four minutes and change without being on The Godmodder's side.
The BRRRRRRRanded One keeps on laughing. At this point, The F, hearing the sound echo through the house, is more impressed at The BRRRRRRRanded One's lung capacity than anything else. The BRRRRRRRanded One's house and powers, though powerful, could simply be found- actually, stolen, in this case. But the lung capacity to maintain a textbook maniacal laugh for four minutes and change? That took dedication.
Or insanity.
It quickly becomes clear that in this particular case, it is, in fact, insanity, when the BRRRRRRRanded One stops laughing and just kind of... stands there, doing nothing, for a good thirty seconds, like last time. The Godmodders stopwatch goes off, and the Godmodder prepares to dodge, but this time, instead of charging directly at the Godmodder, The BRRRRRRRanded One charges directly at where the Godmodder was... last time they did this action! This, predictably, does nothing. The Godmodder is then clocked on the head by a lump of Eishalon Bone from above, tossed during the four minute laugh.
1 damage to the Godmodder!
The Godmodder sighs, resolves to be more careful around insane people in the future, and puts another point into JO█N P█O█NI█
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -34A, -34 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round). Starving Doom: 25% chance to eat using a Player action so long as the Which lives!
Leader 245/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Rotting Brand: Qualifies as Food. 7% Spoiled, +4/round, +1/round/round, so long as the Which lives! Northern Geas: half of chosen Player Actions require eating, so long as the Which lives!
[-Nedben] The F 66/66 HP, 6 Regen, 0.6 Generic Action Capability. Trapped in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 579/820 HP 328A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Esoteric, dodge. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: seven, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 23.6 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames!
Which 60/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% Subvert chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions.
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 422/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Lesser Sticky Blood.
Which House 177/250 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Affliction of Isolation: +100 HP/MHP while Which is alive, Resistant to bypassing.
[GM] Godmodder: 261 /300 HP 5/7 JO█N P█O█NI█ 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds).
Rosco: Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone. In the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement!
A1 + A2: Using miscellaneous martial arts and the circumstances around me, I clear out the basement of enemies to the extent actionable, exploring as appropriate to clear out areas and secure the location.
A3: I construct some earthworks in the entrance tunnel and lead over the F, securing our position against any incoming hostilities.
I thank the BRRRRRRRanded One for contributing to the cause. Giving him a buff! I spend my 3 actions giving him a hat. The hat of…. Hats! He can now generate hats by tipping his hats giving him more hats that wear hats. The hats are all green.
When players get creative.
You masterfully splatter the remaining mushroom monsters onto the assorted walls and floor of the basement, killing all of them (or at least, all you can find- the halls are twisty and connect inconsistently, so you may have missed a hallway.). in a far corner of the pseudo-grid of hallways, you see a closed chest emitting constant white sparks of light... smells like mushroom soup.
You construct fortifications at the foot of the stairs! prudent, though since these enemies are so weak, it's probably not necessary.
You give the BRRRRRRRanded One the Hat of Hats! whenever he falls down, experiences a strong breeze, or similar (tipping his hat), his number of hats will double!
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
Sky High idles! Leader does as well, though he also regens.
The F reinforces the earthworks by 12 HP!
The Darkness is Training. 11 Attack, and 22 HP!
Sovereign English idles. the Snowball gains 5.9 Snowballing!
The Which Curses Sky High with the Wellspring's Affliction! Sky High starts losing 30 HP per round, which can be absorbed by any active entity without full HP (except, of course, Sky High.)!
The BRRRRRRRanded One decides to attack the Godmodder! Again! But they don't expect to succeed if they try, because they succeeded last time, and as a crazy person they expect things to go differently each time they do them! So, the BRRRRRRRanded One attempts the heist of a lifetime! specifically, this means they try to steal the Godmodder's lifetime! But not the Godmodder's future lifetime- their past lifetime! They steal part of the Godmodders history! Unfortunately, the Godmodder's history is very dense, so they don't get very much. and the Godmodder is not actually involved in the part of history they steal, almost at all. So they don't get much.
But they do get a cult. and a pair of earmuffs. a good haul! The Godmodder wasn't using that cult anyway.
The Godmodder ticks up JO█N PHOENI█. only one more point to go...
Sky High's life starts to drain away...Sovereign English, the Which, The BRRRRRRRanded One, and the Which House each gain 7 to 8 HP.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 653/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -37A, -37 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round). Starving Doom: 25% chance to eat using a Player action so long as the Which lives! Wellspring's Affliction: -30 HP per round, heal non-full-health entities for a total of 30 HP per round, so long as the Which lives.
Leader 255/255 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Rotting Brand: Qualifies as Food. 9% Spoiled, +4/round, +1/round/round, so long as the Which lives! Northern Geas: half of chosen Player Actions require eating, so long as the Which lives!
[-Nedben] The F 72/72 HP, 6 Regen, 0.6 Generic Action Capability. Trapped in the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement! Basement Earthworks: 32 HP.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 601/842 HP 339A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Nine out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Esoteric, dodge. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: eight, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 29.5 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames!
Which 68/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% Subvert chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions.
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 430/430 HP, -31 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Lesser Sticky Blood. Hat of Hats - 1 (x2 per Hat tip!). Earmuffs of Sound Immunity! Cult!
Which House 184/250 HP, guarding BRRRRRRRanded One! Affliction of Isolation: +100 HP/MHP while Which is alive, Resistant to bypassing.
[GM] Godmodder: 261 /300 HP 6/7 JO█N PHOENI█ 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds).
Rosco: Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone. In the BRRRRRRRanded One's Basement!