But I can't say pride is exactly the wrong description either... After all, I'm spending a somewhat inordinate amount of time on a tedious task to preserve all that and I'm not sure anyone will ever see it again.
A1: Rough as Dutch, safe to touch. Smooth as bone, leave it alone. Clearly we're supposed to give the shark social distancing. The shark is now socially distanced.
A2: I help deep fry the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE by dropping fish on him (fry).
A3: Oh right, I'm the leader of a country or something. I don't just declare a war, I declare a crusade! INTO THE AFTERLIFE! AND POSSIBLY THE WATER CYCLE! When the moths die off of their sickness and turn into snow they can pass into the water cycle and ghost cycle to influence them for me. I'm not sure what this'll do but hopefully the moths can figure out something as their illness progresses. I also learn how to do this because of iconography: a replicating thing means how not being alive turns into life, which probably has applications for dead things turning into life and cycling things around. Probably. I don't really expect much out of this the moths are kinda just doing moth things and I'm around for that.
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The F looks into how to operate the Air Fryer. The moths...uh...good luck on the afterlife/water cycle crusade thing? Other entities act at discretion.
8 - So the new entity is resistant to attacks. Hence it is much harder to kill. But as we've established, ecneserP ehT doesn't kill things, now DOES it? So instead, ecneserP ehT pulls out a glue gun full of Super Glue from Bloons TD 6, and releases a UAV into the sky. This UAV used to belong to Etienne, and it grants camo detection. Now, why is all of this being done?
Simple. The shark is obviously also a Dark Dirigible Titan.
Here are the facts. The shark takes reduced damage from most damage sources. This also applies to the DDT. It's immune to sharp objects, explosions, and monkeys that don't have red wristbands. The shark gets progressively faster as more rounds progress. This is also true of the DDT. Not only is it very fast, but every passing round just makes it faster. And, lastly, the shark has less HP, to compensate for its great speed and resistances. This is also the case with the DDT. It has less HP than other blimps because of its marvelous speed and immunities.
And if that's not enough to seal the deal, guess what! Some DDTs are sharks! Therefore some sharks are DDTs, and this, combined with al the previous evidence, indicates that the Shark is, in fact, a DDT! This is good news for it! It moves even faster, many of its resistances are actually outright immunities, and it can't be attacked by anyone who doesn't have camo detection.
...Oh, right. The UAV gives camo detection to every single person in the arena. And, what's more, one of the DDTs few weaknesses is... SUPER GLUE.
ecneserP ehT fires its Super Glue gun at the DDT. The glue instantly freezes the DDT in its tracks. It's one of the few things that can stop a DDT entirely. Then, for good measure, ecneserP ehT hits the DDT with a Maim MOAB shot. The DDT is a kind of MOAB and the Maim MOAB shot also avoids the DDT's immunities. The DDT is now Super Glued and Stunned at the same time. What could possibly be worse than this?
Well, it looks like we'll never find out. The DDT is now gone, presumably integrated into the chemical structure of ecneserP ehT. I guess nothing could be worse than being stunned and glued at the same time.
I HUNGER FOR LIVING FLESH JON: 15/45
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks Eulogo Samint. The Cat regenerates and then attacks Eulogo Samint. The opposite of The Cat attacks the opposite of Eulogo Samint.
A1: Rough as Dutch, safe to touch. Smooth as bone, leave it alone. Clearly we're supposed to give the shark social distancing. The shark is now socially distanced.
A2: I help deep fry the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE by dropping fish on him (fry).
A3: Oh right, I'm the leader of a country or something. I don't just declare a war, I declare a crusade! INTO THE AFTERLIFE! AND POSSIBLY THE WATER CYCLE! When the moths die off of their sickness and turn into snow they can pass into the water cycle and ghost cycle to influence them for me. I'm not sure what this'll do but hopefully the moths can figure out something as their illness progresses. I also learn how to do this because of iconography: a replicating thing means how not being alive turns into life, which probably has applications for dead things turning into life and cycling things around. Probably. I don't really expect much out of this the moths are kinda just doing moth things and I'm around for that.
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The F looks into how to operate the Air Fryer. The moths...uh...good luck on the afterlife/water cycle crusade thing? Other entities act at discretion.
You Socially Distance from the shark! it cannot reach any of your entities because they are too far away, and two spaces of blankness surround it in the entity list! You successfully Deep Fry one letter of the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's statline! It was the most important letter to deep fry, anyway. CRUSADE! THE MOTHS WILL NOW PRODUCE AFTERLIFE AND WATER INFLUENCE WHEN THEY TURN INTO SNOW! AFTERLIFE/WATER MOTHS DON'T COUNT FOR MOTHMODDERIFICATION INFLUENCE BUT THE POSSIBILITIES ARE MANY AND THEY ARE ALL MOTHS.
8 - So the new entity is resistant to attacks. Hence it is much harder to kill. But as we've established, ecneserP ehT doesn't kill things, now DOES it? So instead, ecneserP ehT pulls out a glue gun full of Super Glue from Bloons TD 6, and releases a UAV into the sky. This UAV used to belong to Etienne, and it grants camo detection. Now, why is all of this being done?
Simple. The shark is obviously also a Dark Dirigible Titan.
Here are the facts. The shark takes reduced damage from most damage sources. This also applies to the DDT. It's immune to sharp objects, explosions, and monkeys that don't have red wristbands. The shark gets progressively faster as more rounds progress. This is also true of the DDT. Not only is it very fast, but every passing round just makes it faster. And, lastly, the shark has less HP, to compensate for its great speed and resistances. This is also the case with the DDT. It has less HP than other blimps because of its marvelous speed and immunities.
And if that's not enough to seal the deal, guess what! Some DDTs are sharks! Therefore some sharks are DDTs, and this, combined with al the previous evidence, indicates that the Shark is, in fact, a DDT! This is good news for it! It moves even faster, many of its resistances are actually outright immunities, and it can't be attacked by anyone who doesn't have camo detection.
...Oh, right. The UAV gives camo detection to every single person in the arena. And, what's more, one of the DDTs few weaknesses is... SUPER GLUE.
ecneserP ehT fires its Super Glue gun at the DDT. The glue instantly freezes the DDT in its tracks. It's one of the few things that can stop a DDT entirely. Then, for good measure, ecneserP ehT hits the DDT with a Maim MOAB shot. The DDT is a kind of MOAB and the Maim MOAB shot also avoids the DDT's immunities. The DDT is now Super Glued and Stunned at the same time. What could possibly be worse than this?
Well, it looks like we'll never find out. The DDT is now gone, presumably integrated into the chemical structure of ecneserP ehT. I guess nothing could be worse than being stunned and glued at the same time.
I HUNGER FOR LIVING FLESH JON: 15/45
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks Eulogo Samint. The Cat regenerates and then attacks Eulogo Samint. The opposite of The Cat attacks the opposite of Eulogo Samint.
18 - ecneserP ehT sues The Branded One for slander. It has always wanted a hat. Why would it be upset about this one? The price for this slander is 18 charge points, carefully extracted from one of The Branded One's wings. (In other words, I'm charging - but fancy.)
I HUNGER FOR LIVING FLESH JON: 33/45
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks Eulogo Samint. The Cat regenerates and then attacks Eulogo Samint.
Where am I getting these tank materials? I work with the , it could probably craft materials from thin air! But it doesn't. This is a high-quality tank! It is made from the strongest metals from inside and beyond the Firmament! It took some of them while it was getting to the Battlefield.
And this is obviously inconsistent with the perspective where, if you are on the ground and walk in a random direction, you can keep going for a long time and find things like rivers and vast crimson sores in the earth and towns that are not on the battlefield.
A1 + A2 + A3: Look and see, Goronu! Wait, no, the faces of evil are amoguses. I make the Godmodder into a location. Maybe a mountainous island or a river valley, if the base Godmodder is too hostile. If someone already tried landscapemodder and dungeonmodder we'll just add it to the environment around them anyway. Excess action power is spent moving entities to the Godmodder who are better off being in, on, or around the Godmodder instead of just standing around.
ecneserP ehT changes its shape..... it becomes a free-flowing fountain of thoughts. This fountain swirls about and then... enters the Cat.
Immediately, the Cat becomes something much larger, much more... fearsome. It becomes the Beast.
JON. DO YOU SEEK THE TRUTH JON. I CAN SHOW YOU JON.
But it's not talking to Jon... it's talking to Eulogo Samint. It approaches with menace... and Eulogo Samint fires on it. No effect.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
BULLETS DON'T WORK, JON.
The Beast leaps upon Eulogo Samint, tearing scraps of metal away from the mechanical body until the entire thing is absorbed into the fountain of thoughts at the center of this abomination. Then, it turns to the Man in the Hat.
AND YET YOU PERSIST, JON.
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME, JON?
There is a scream, a screech, a howl, a growl, a cry, a grinding, a scratching, a yelling, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out jon LET ME OUT JON LET ME OUT JON LET ME -
and then the cat is just a cat again, and the Man in the Hat is nothing more than a distant memory.
soyjak: 6/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat regenerate. They both attack the Anti-ecneserP ehT barrier.
A1 + A2 + A3: Look and see, Goronu! Wait, no, the faces of evil are amoguses. I make the Godmodder into a location. Maybe a mountainous island or a river valley, if the base Godmodder is too hostile. If someone already tried landscapemodder and dungeonmodder we'll just add it to the environment around them anyway. Excess action power is spent moving entities to the Godmodder who are better off being in, on, or around the Godmodder instead of just standing around.
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Entities act at discretion.
You successfully transform the Godmodder into the Mountainmodder, which is a large mountain inexplicably present in the middle of the flat plains the battle takes place on. You then move several AG entities onto the Mountainmodder, refraining from putting other entities onto the Mountainmodder because it can probably do... something... mountainy? maybe cause a rock slide? if it wants to?
ecneserP ehT changes its shape..... it becomes a free-flowing fountain of thoughts. This fountain swirls about and then... enters the Cat.
Immediately, the Cat becomes something much larger, much more... fearsome. It becomes the Beast.
JON. DO YOU SEEK THE TRUTH JON. I CAN SHOW YOU JON.
But it's not talking to Jon... it's talking to Eulogo Samint. It approaches with menace... and Eulogo Samint fires on it. No effect.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
BULLETS DON'T WORK, JON.
The Beast leaps upon Eulogo Samint, tearing scraps of metal away from the mechanical body until the entire thing is absorbed into the fountain of thoughts at the center of this abomination. Then, it turns to the Man in the Hat.
AND YET YOU PERSIST, JON.
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME, JON?
There is a scream, a screech, a howl, a growl, a cry, a grinding, a scratching, a yelling, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out jon LET ME OUT JON LET ME OUT JON LET ME -
and then the cat is just a cat again, and the Man in the Hat is nothing more than a distant memory.
soyjak: 6/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat regenerate. They both attack the Anti-ecneserP ehT barrier.
A1 + A2: The Godmodder has a charge going saying to give them a sign. I craft a sign and catapult it across the chasm so the Godmodder can have it.
A3: The Darkness Given Form has 747 attack. It's not going to stay there for long, but to commemorate it I build it a plane. The Darkness Given Form has an airliner now, which means it can fly. Probably.
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The F points out that flying a plane probably doesn't need so many handcuffs, and tries to develop a parts-dismantling technique that could be used on objects. Say, handcuffs, so we can take them off and melt them down into metal or something. Other entities act at discretion.
6 - ecneserP ehT reaches out and rewrites reality, as a mighty Curator. With the Red Science, he can reach between the Is and the Is-Not, and redefine the world on the other side of the mirror. In this mirror, he sees the opposite of the Cat. But the opposite of the Cat is seeping into the Is, where it should not be. And so, in this mirror, ecneserP ehT inscribes a Correspondence symbol, reading "a distinct boundary between the Is and the Is-Not." The mirror solidifies. There is nothing on the other side, and even if there was, it would not be real.
6 - ecneserP ehT drinks a bucket of milk, curing it of its Ice Tempest, then its withering, then its bleeding.
soyjak: 12/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat regenerate. They both attack Eulogo Samint (giving the Rock a tip of 10 Ice Cream, a viable ingredient for making more food as thanks for this food), then the Man in The Hat, and finally the Look And Says (or the barrier guarding them).
The Tank? is finally here! And what kind of tank is it actually? It's an Inside-Out Tank! You have to attack the outside first to actually harm the inside, as is common knowledge, but attacking the outside is impossible since it's inside the inside!
Actions 2 and 3: Ugh, MOTHS. I HATE MOTHS, WHICH MAKE ME CAPITALIZE EVERY LETTER I TYPE FOR NO REASON. I throw parts of J o h n the Klipot Snowman at the MOTHS. As most here might know, there's a pandemic going on that turns MOTHS into snow. These snow covered MOTHS will think they're sick and go quarantine themselves.
A1: I create a ball that rolls uphill and launch it into the cliff. Up it rolls!
A2: I go full Sanzang and bounce one of those shrinky headband thingies off Look and Say Three at a man in a hat, potentially dislodging the hat and/or hostage situation part.
The Crafting Spirit is crafting a shooty tank. Well, more or less. It's kind of different. But I don't want to say how because it's a surprise.
2 Actions: are used for crafting the tank.
Action 3: I teleport J o h n the Klipot Snowman to the red realm.
Tank? 3/20
But I can't say pride is exactly the wrong description either... After all, I'm spending a somewhat inordinate amount of time on a tedious task to preserve all that and I'm not sure anyone will ever see it again.
A1: Rough as Dutch, safe to touch. Smooth as bone, leave it alone. Clearly we're supposed to give the shark social distancing. The shark is now socially distanced.
A2: I help deep fry the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE by dropping fish on him (fry).
A3: Oh right, I'm the leader of a country or something. I don't just declare a war, I declare a crusade! INTO THE AFTERLIFE! AND POSSIBLY THE WATER CYCLE! When the moths die off of their sickness and turn into snow they can pass into the water cycle and ghost cycle to influence them for me. I'm not sure what this'll do but hopefully the moths can figure out something as their illness progresses. I also learn how to do this because of iconography: a replicating thing means how not being alive turns into life, which probably has applications for dead things turning into life and cycling things around. Probably. I don't really expect much out of this the moths are kinda just doing moth things and I'm around for that.
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The F looks into how to operate the Air Fryer. The moths...uh...good luck on the afterlife/water cycle crusade thing? Other entities act at discretion.
8 - So the new entity is resistant to attacks. Hence it is much harder to kill. But as we've established, ecneserP ehT doesn't kill things, now DOES it? So instead, ecneserP ehT pulls out a glue gun full of Super Glue from Bloons TD 6, and releases a UAV into the sky. This UAV used to belong to Etienne, and it grants camo detection. Now, why is all of this being done?
Simple. The shark is obviously also a Dark Dirigible Titan.
Here are the facts. The shark takes reduced damage from most damage sources. This also applies to the DDT. It's immune to sharp objects, explosions, and monkeys that don't have red wristbands. The shark gets progressively faster as more rounds progress. This is also true of the DDT. Not only is it very fast, but every passing round just makes it faster. And, lastly, the shark has less HP, to compensate for its great speed and resistances. This is also the case with the DDT. It has less HP than other blimps because of its marvelous speed and immunities.
And if that's not enough to seal the deal, guess what! Some DDTs are sharks! Therefore some sharks are DDTs, and this, combined with al the previous evidence, indicates that the Shark is, in fact, a DDT! This is good news for it! It moves even faster, many of its resistances are actually outright immunities, and it can't be attacked by anyone who doesn't have camo detection.
...Oh, right. The UAV gives camo detection to every single person in the arena. And, what's more, one of the DDTs few weaknesses is... SUPER GLUE.
ecneserP ehT fires its Super Glue gun at the DDT. The glue instantly freezes the DDT in its tracks. It's one of the few things that can stop a DDT entirely. Then, for good measure, ecneserP ehT hits the DDT with a Maim MOAB shot. The DDT is a kind of MOAB and the Maim MOAB shot also avoids the DDT's immunities. The DDT is now Super Glued and Stunned at the same time. What could possibly be worse than this?
Well, it looks like we'll never find out. The DDT is now gone, presumably integrated into the chemical structure of ecneserP ehT. I guess nothing could be worse than being stunned and glued at the same time.
I HUNGER FOR LIVING FLESH JON: 15/45
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks Eulogo Samint. The Cat regenerates and then attacks Eulogo Samint. The opposite of The Cat attacks the opposite of Eulogo Samint.
what am i crafting the tank out of? Oh, you know, usual tank materials, but in all the wrong places.
All Actions: craft tank
Tank? 6/20
You Socially Distance from the shark! it cannot reach any of your entities because they are too far away, and two spaces of blankness surround it in the entity list!
You successfully Deep Fry one letter of the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE's statline! It was the most important letter to deep fry, anyway.
CRUSADE! THE MOTHS WILL NOW PRODUCE AFTERLIFE AND WATER INFLUENCE WHEN THEY TURN INTO SNOW! AFTERLIFE/WATER MOTHS DON'T COUNT FOR MOTHMODDERIFICATION INFLUENCE BUT THE POSSIBILITIES ARE MANY AND THEY ARE ALL MOTHS.
18 - ecneserP ehT sues The Branded One for slander. It has always wanted a hat. Why would it be upset about this one? The price for this slander is 18 charge points, carefully extracted from one of The Branded One's wings. (In other words, I'm charging - but fancy.)
I HUNGER FOR LIVING FLESH JON: 33/45
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks Eulogo Samint. The Cat regenerates and then attacks Eulogo Samint.
A1: I ping the Godmodder.
A2: Fashion statements can be terrible now? Sounds like a mask season to me. I start a new fashion movement: being terrifying!
A3: I publish a seasonal catalog of scary looking outfits for the terror value.
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The F shrugs and starts manufacturing scary costumes. Entities act at discretion? Sure, let's go with that.
Where am I getting these tank materials? I work with the
, it could probably craft materials from thin air! But it doesn't. This is a high-quality tank! It is made from the strongest metals from inside and beyond the Firmament! It took some of them while it was getting to the Battlefield.
I'll take the +7.5 Charge Progress, please.
All Actions: charge.
Tank? 16.5/20
And this is obviously inconsistent with the perspective where, if you are on the ground and walk in a random direction, you can keep going for a long time and find things like rivers and vast crimson sores in the earth and towns that are not on the battlefield.
A1 + A2 + A3: Look and see, Goronu! Wait, no, the faces of evil are amoguses. I make the Godmodder into a location. Maybe a mountainous island or a river valley, if the base Godmodder is too hostile. If someone already tried landscapemodder and dungeonmodder we'll just add it to the environment around them anyway. Excess action power is spent moving entities to the Godmodder who are better off being in, on, or around the Godmodder instead of just standing around.
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Entities act at discretion.
I HUNGER FOR LIVING FLESH JON: 45/45
ecneserP ehT changes its shape..... it becomes a free-flowing fountain of thoughts. This fountain swirls about and then... enters the Cat.
Immediately, the Cat becomes something much larger, much more... fearsome. It becomes the Beast.
JON. DO YOU SEEK THE TRUTH JON. I CAN SHOW YOU JON.
But it's not talking to Jon... it's talking to Eulogo Samint. It approaches with menace... and Eulogo Samint fires on it. No effect.
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
BULLETS DON'T WORK, JON.
The Beast leaps upon Eulogo Samint, tearing scraps of metal away from the mechanical body until the entire thing is absorbed into the fountain of thoughts at the center of this abomination. Then, it turns to the Man in the Hat.
AND YET YOU PERSIST, JON.
DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME, JON?
There is a scream, a screech, a howl, a growl, a cry, a grinding, a scratching, a yelling, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out jon LET ME OUT JON LET ME OUT JON LET ME -
and then the cat is just a cat again, and the Man in the Hat is nothing more than a distant memory.
soyjak: 6/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat regenerate. They both attack the Anti-ecneserP ehT barrier.
Sure, I'll take the rounding thing.
Action 1: I put on x-ray goggles to see what's making that 'wu-wuheih' noise.
Actions 2 and 3: do tank
Tank? 18.5/20
You successfully transform the Godmodder into the Mountainmodder, which is a large mountain inexplicably present in the middle of the flat plains the battle takes place on. You then move several AG entities onto the Mountainmodder, refraining from putting other entities onto the Mountainmodder because it can probably do... something... mountainy? maybe cause a rock slide? if it wants to?
A1 + A2: The Godmodder has a charge going saying to give them a sign. I craft a sign and catapult it across the chasm so the Godmodder can have it.
A3: The Darkness Given Form has 747 attack. It's not going to stay there for long, but to commemorate it I build it a plane. The Darkness Given Form has an airliner now, which means it can fly. Probably.
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The F points out that flying a plane probably doesn't need so many handcuffs, and tries to develop a parts-dismantling technique that could be used on objects. Say, handcuffs, so we can take them off and melt them down into metal or something. Other entities act at discretion.
6 - ecneserP ehT reaches out and rewrites reality, as a mighty Curator. With the Red Science, he can reach between the Is and the Is-Not, and redefine the world on the other side of the mirror. In this mirror, he sees the opposite of the Cat. But the opposite of the Cat is seeping into the Is, where it should not be. And so, in this mirror, ecneserP ehT inscribes a Correspondence symbol, reading "a distinct boundary between the Is and the Is-Not." The mirror solidifies. There is nothing on the other side, and even if there was, it would not be real.
6 - ecneserP ehT drinks a bucket of milk, curing it of its Ice Tempest, then its withering, then its bleeding.
soyjak: 12/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat regenerate. They both attack Eulogo Samint (giving the Rock a tip of 10 Ice Cream, a viable ingredient for making more food as thanks for this food), then the Man in The Hat, and finally the Look And Says (or the barrier guarding them).
Crafting Spirit Action: Finish crafting.
The Tank? is finally here! And what kind of tank is it actually? It's an Inside-Out Tank! You have to attack the outside first to actually harm the inside, as is common knowledge, but attacking the outside is impossible since it's inside the inside!
Actions 2 and 3: Ugh, MOTHS. I HATE MOTHS, WHICH MAKE ME CAPITALIZE EVERY LETTER I TYPE FOR NO REASON. I throw parts of J o h n the Klipot Snowman at the MOTHS. As most here might know, there's a pandemic going on that turns MOTHS into snow. These snow covered MOTHS will think they're sick and go quarantine themselves.
[A] A Nascent Place. Assorted Gibberish: 1x10 HP. Dark blob: 6 HP.
A1: I create a ball that rolls uphill and launch it into the cliff. Up it rolls!
A2: I go full Sanzang and bounce one of those shrinky headband thingies off Look and Say Three at a man in a hat, potentially dislodging the hat and/or hostage situation part.
A3: I bee.
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Entities act at discretion
10 - ecneserP ehT turns into the entire arena, and subsumes the Man in the Hat and the Look And Say Three into it before returning to its normal form.
def main() :
for i in range (0,4) :
print("2 - ecneserP ehT removes Withering from itself using a complex Python program..")
return "Done"
main()
soyjak: 12/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat regenerate. They both attack the Man in The Hat, then the Look And Says (or the barrier guarding them).