Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit steals A Man In A Hat's hat. He has no identity without his hat. This causes him to instantly explode.
Actions 2 and 3: I throw J o h n the Klipot Snowman into a pit of fire. He will die, but the Godmodder will take damage from his death, so it's fine by me.
ecneserP ehT bestows the power of Violence upon the Smooth Shark. Now it is part gun. Then, to stop violence, ecneserP ehT places one of its fifty-seven fingers in the Smooth Shark Gun's firing nozzle. The finger will stop the bullet. And the bullet, stopped by the finger, will cause significant internal damage. But that's not ecneserP ehT's fault. It just stopped the bullet, which can only damage the Smooth Shark Gun of its own volition.
There is, of course, a condition in which the finger will be removed. The condition is that ecneserP ehT gets to place 100 extra pixels on the Contested Place every single day. (It will not always place this many but it wants the option.)
soyjak: 20/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. They both attack the Smooth Shark Gun.
A1: Having verbed the noun of bee [sic], I buzz my way up the EoTB and/or dimensions to J o h n.
A2: Now there, I make a Qliphoth Rhizome variant that runs on the sleep of roses except it's actually not sleep the roses are awakened by the klipot environ. J o h n can now attack by spawning and throwing klipot roses! Sort of like Tuxedo Mask's rose throwing attack except presumably he's trying to hit someone with thorny stuff instead of only distract them. We'll see how he handles this.
A3: I skedaddle into a distraction and accidentally get flowers, pollen, nectar, beeswax, and honey everywhere, as I am beeing. oh no.
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The F becomes incredibly fashionable and studies dramatic poses in order to make support modifications for them, improving its scary outfit stun chance. Other entities act at discretion.
I think it's about... perhaps the ability to continue to put in more time and effort and make progress? The ease with which someone whose only distinction is wishing to, could outperform the expected benchmark.
The Smooth Shark Gun appears to be dead. ecneserP ehT, not to be deterred, sticks its finger into the closest gun it can find. Violence must be fought wherever it appears!
8 - ecneserP ehT turns into a jerk streamer and destroys the entire Contested Place, turning it into a picture of a purple gorilla. How rude! In response, ecneserP ehT cultivates a massive army of bots to restore the entire canvas to its original state. The Void Tendril, however, is not restored, and the pieces it stole from the Clowncrown and Osu! are restored in its place. Then the botnet turns back into ecneserP ehT.
soyjak: 30/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. They both attack the Void Tendril and then the Look and Says that aren't behind the barrier.
A1 + A2: Wait, this is the Red Realm? I remember something about Realm Reborn Red, which is actually final fantasy wine and not omnipotence 2 funnier edition thanks to applicability. I engineer grapes that can thrive in these environmental conditions, and also build a winery.
A3: Oh, right, temperature and J o h n or something. I add an air conditioner to J o h n so he's harder to passively melt.
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The F investigates chaos magic and wild energization to develop a way to raid the Wyld. If the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE is a bit busy on the wrong side of the something-nothing divide, we'll just have to find the branch emanation of Nirguna made responsible and then get the nothing-something existentiation fixed. Other entities act at discretion.
A1 + A2: I descend back to the main battlefield by crashing a chariot into it. This creates a portal or something, for efficient space heating reasons.
A3: The MOTHS can't scale the cliff? Very well, I'll resolve that. I build lots of MOTH-sized climbing equipment so they can start climbing the Chasm-Cliff!
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The F makes good on movie editing and publishes a short film based on recording this climbing endeavor. Whether the MOTHS can scale the mountain is a question for...well, THE MOTHS POTENTIALLY TRYING TO SCALE THE MOUNTAIN. Other entities act at discretion.
Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit absorbs the Clown Manuscript. This will have absolutely zero consequences.
Actions 2 and 3 + Light Staff: I eat J o h n. He might be resistant to heat but he is in no way resistant to stomach acid. I violently rip out my stomach and turn it into a one-way shield bubble. Attacks from beyond the bubble can freely pass through, but attackers from within the bubble will have to destroy it first if they want to attack anything beyond it.
8 - ecneserP ehT turns into a can of orange paint and paints every pink square on the Contested Place. With its leftover self, it paints as many other squares as it can (that it intended previously on painting orange).
soyjak: 40/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. They both attack Osu's sliders, starting with Slider 3.
1. I materialize right in front of the godmodder and then blast him at point blank with silver buckshot from a comically large shotgun.
2. I attempt to gain the powers of telephonesis so i can play stupid mobile games wherever i go.
3. I use my telephonesis to play twerk run 3d in an attempt to lose as many braincells as possible. If telephonesis wasn't gained i grab a mobile phone to play twerk run 3d instead.
Six Realms Five Rings - The Divine Figure of Kurikara
I do the void-severing 「」 thingy, cutting the Voidlings and some of the Void Monarch's externalized domain into Void and lings. The Void becomes The Void, accumulating colors and weird freaky spirits. The lings probably retain the whole...lings part, assuming it survived getting cut off by a giant sword.
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The F says that's a you problem and makes some of the excess blood lying around into blood pudding for the Which House's structure. It's sort of like a gingerbread house but with sausage instead of gingerbread. This has the effect of making the Which House more edible, assuming someone likes eating swords and infrastructure. Other entities act at discretion.
Action 0: The Crafting Spirit reads the manuscript. If reading the manuscript isn't a free action... well, then it just doesn't read it.
Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit sculpts a Clown Statue out of Mega-The Rock.
Actions 2 and 3 + Light Staff: I (magically) telefrag J o h n by teleporting an A n t i - J o h n into the space he's occupying. The A n t i - J o h n is just an antimatter version of J o h n. This goes how you would expect.
15 + Terrorism - ecneserP ehT does not like Osu. And, unfortunately, it appears to be the only one fighting against it. And it only wants to fight Osu because it's protecting the world's most sinister entity - the Ice Elemental.
Thusly, ecneserP ehT delivers an ultimatum. It places a large number of Bombs on top of Osu. They are not actually on the Stagnant Place and therefore cannot be painted over. These Bombs are ecneserP ehT's for as long as it has enough Rubies - er, I mean, for as long as the Ice Elemental stays alive. If it dies before next turn, the bombs will cease to function.
3 - Meanwhile, the Cat, who is definitely not ecneserP ehT, temporarily multiplies its power a hundred fold to feed OSU's Hit Circle 4 to ecneserP ehT, who is definitely not The Cat.
soyjak: 40/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. They both attack Osu's Hit Circle, then Slider 3, then Osu itself.
A1+A2+A3: It's time for very aggressive home repair! I mine out all the rocks that fell earlier into rocks and leftover damage, then invert the damage to construction, then reconstruct the house with all the rocks and construction!
The F notes the headquarters may need to be moved due to destruction at some point, and starts looking at new real estate options. Other entities act at discretion.
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Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit steals A Man In A Hat's hat. He has no identity without his hat. This causes him to instantly explode.
Actions 2 and 3: I throw J o h n the Klipot Snowman into a pit of fire. He will die, but the Godmodder will take damage from his death, so it's fine by me.
The Supersoaker Turret will leave the MOTHS be.
10 + Terrorism -
ecneserP ehT bestows the power of Violence upon the Smooth Shark. Now it is part gun. Then, to stop violence, ecneserP ehT places one of its fifty-seven fingers in the Smooth Shark Gun's firing nozzle. The finger will stop the bullet. And the bullet, stopped by the finger, will cause significant internal damage. But that's not ecneserP ehT's fault. It just stopped the bullet, which can only damage the Smooth Shark Gun of its own volition.
There is, of course, a condition in which the finger will be removed. The condition is that ecneserP ehT gets to place 100 extra pixels on the Contested Place every single day. (It will not always place this many but it wants the option.)
soyjak: 20/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. They both attack the Smooth Shark Gun.
A1: Having verbed the noun of bee [sic], I buzz my way up the EoTB and/or dimensions to J o h n.
A2: Now there, I make a Qliphoth Rhizome variant that runs on the sleep of roses except it's actually not sleep the roses are awakened by the klipot environ. J o h n can now attack by spawning and throwing klipot roses! Sort of like Tuxedo Mask's rose throwing attack except presumably he's trying to hit someone with thorny stuff instead of only distract them. We'll see how he handles this.
A3: I skedaddle into a distraction and accidentally get flowers, pollen, nectar, beeswax, and honey everywhere, as I am beeing. oh no.
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The F becomes incredibly fashionable and studies dramatic poses in order to make support modifications for them, improving its scary outfit stun chance. Other entities act at discretion.
I think it's about... perhaps the ability to continue to put in more time and effort and make progress? The ease with which someone whose only distinction is wishing to, could outperform the expected benchmark.
The Smooth Shark Gun appears to be dead. ecneserP ehT, not to be deterred, sticks its finger into the closest gun it can find. Violence must be fought wherever it appears!
8 - ecneserP ehT turns into a jerk streamer and destroys the entire Contested Place, turning it into a picture of a purple gorilla. How rude! In response, ecneserP ehT cultivates a massive army of bots to restore the entire canvas to its original state. The Void Tendril, however, is not restored, and the pieces it stole from the Clowncrown and Osu! are restored in its place. Then the botnet turns back into ecneserP ehT.
soyjak: 30/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. They both attack the Void Tendril and then the Look and Says that aren't behind the barrier.
A1 + A2: Wait, this is the Red Realm? I remember something about Realm Reborn Red, which is actually final fantasy wine and not omnipotence 2 funnier edition thanks to applicability. I engineer grapes that can thrive in these environmental conditions, and also build a winery.
A3: Oh, right, temperature and J o h n or something. I add an air conditioner to J o h n so he's harder to passively melt.
-
The F investigates chaos magic and wild energization to develop a way to raid the Wyld. If the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE is a bit busy on the wrong side of the something-nothing divide, we'll just have to find the branch emanation of Nirguna made responsible and then get the nothing-something existentiation fixed. Other entities act at discretion.
Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit shoves the Rock into an Air Fryer and throws it into space.
Action 2: I tell the MOTHS to attack J o h n. No sane entity would attack its ally, which is exactly why the MOTHS should attack their ally!
Action 3: I cover the Absolute Gamer Deluxe Remaster 0.3/19 Supersoaker Turret in air horns.
I'm not sure this image will actually load for other people due to some bugs in google stuff.
A1 + A2: I descend back to the main battlefield by crashing a chariot into it. This creates a portal or something, for efficient space heating reasons.
A3: The MOTHS can't scale the cliff? Very well, I'll resolve that. I build lots of MOTH-sized climbing equipment so they can start climbing the Chasm-Cliff!
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The F makes good on movie editing and publishes a short film based on recording this climbing endeavor. Whether the MOTHS can scale the mountain is a question for...well, THE MOTHS POTENTIALLY TRYING TO SCALE THE MOUNTAIN. Other entities act at discretion.
Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit absorbs the Clown Manuscript. This will have absolutely zero consequences.
Actions 2 and 3 + Light Staff: I eat J o h n. He might be resistant to heat but he is in no way resistant to stomach acid. I violently rip out my stomach and turn it into a one-way shield bubble. Attacks from beyond the bubble can freely pass through, but attackers from within the bubble will have to destroy it first if they want to attack anything beyond it.
8 - ecneserP ehT turns into a can of orange paint and paints every pink square on the Contested Place. With its leftover self, it paints as many other squares as it can (that it intended previously on painting orange).
soyjak: 40/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. They both attack Osu's sliders, starting with Slider 3.
1. I materialize right in front of the godmodder and then blast him at point blank with silver buckshot from a comically large shotgun.
2. I attempt to gain the powers of telephonesis so i can play stupid mobile games wherever i go.
3. I use my telephonesis to play twerk run 3d in an attempt to lose as many braincells as possible. If telephonesis wasn't gained i grab a mobile phone to play twerk run 3d instead.
i have a twitch channel consider checking that out
I no longer have something to discuss in these assideys.
A1 + A2 + A3: Ishana, Daitenshou!
Six Realms Five Rings - The Divine Figure of Kurikara
I do the void-severing 「」 thingy, cutting the Voidlings and some of the Void Monarch's externalized domain into Void and lings. The Void becomes The Void, accumulating colors and weird freaky spirits. The lings probably retain the whole...lings part, assuming it survived getting cut off by a giant sword.
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The F says that's a you problem and makes some of the excess blood lying around into blood pudding for the Which House's structure. It's sort of like a gingerbread house but with sausage instead of gingerbread. This has the effect of making the Which House more edible, assuming someone likes eating swords and infrastructure. Other entities act at discretion.
Action 0: The Crafting Spirit reads the manuscript. If reading the manuscript isn't a free action... well, then it just doesn't read it.
Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit sculpts a Clown Statue out of Mega-The Rock.
Actions 2 and 3 + Light Staff: I (magically) telefrag J o h n by teleporting an A n t i - J o h n into the space he's occupying. The A n t i - J o h n is just an antimatter version of J o h n. This goes how you would expect.
15 + Terrorism - ecneserP ehT does not like Osu. And, unfortunately, it appears to be the only one fighting against it. And it only wants to fight Osu because it's protecting the world's most sinister entity - the Ice Elemental.
Thusly, ecneserP ehT delivers an ultimatum. It places a large number of Bombs on top of Osu. They are not actually on the Stagnant Place and therefore cannot be painted over. These Bombs are ecneserP ehT's for as long as it has enough Rubies - er, I mean, for as long as the Ice Elemental stays alive. If it dies before next turn, the bombs will cease to function.
3 - Meanwhile, the Cat, who is definitely not ecneserP ehT, temporarily multiplies its power a hundred fold to feed OSU's Hit Circle 4 to ecneserP ehT, who is definitely not The Cat.
soyjak: 40/100
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. They both attack Osu's Hit Circle, then Slider 3, then Osu itself.
1/2. I start a CHURG to summon XQC to grief the OSU!.
XQC (2/20)
3. I play hero wars in an attempt to gain enough stupidity to control stupidity itself.
i have a twitch channel consider checking that out
The Crafting Spirit begins to read the Manuscript aloud.
A1+A2+A3: It's time for very aggressive home repair! I mine out all the rocks that fell earlier into rocks and leftover damage, then invert the damage to construction, then reconstruct the house with all the rocks and construction!
The F notes the headquarters may need to be moved due to destruction at some point, and starts looking at new real estate options. Other entities act at discretion.