Tank (edited): 1/5

A1:

I perform a mass heal on all of the OGs.

A2+A3:

I summon a few big slimes, a few medium slimes, and a few small slimes.

When the big slimes die, they turn into two medium slimes, which turn into four small slimes on death.

ENTITY ACTIONS (edited in):

Slimes and Crocodile attack the Enchanted River-Cliff.

 Ascend: 20/20 (i'll use this in a moment)

Descend: 3/66

ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Deep-Fried Clowning Spirit. The Cat attacks the Evertree.

Ascend: 20/20

ecneserP ehT grabs the Cat in its arms and then grows fifteen arms. It learned this trick when climbing the Firmament - it digs into the Chasm-Cliff and it climbs, transporting itself and the Cat to the higher side of the Chasm-Cliff. What do you mean there's a chasm keeping them from climbing? ecneserP ehT sure doesn't see one.

Descend: 22/66

ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Deep-Fried Clowning Spirit. The Cat attacks the Deep-Fried Clowning Spirit as well.

A1 + A2: I discern, and I scribe. Supreme Binding Script Art, Rune Gathering Mantra and Mudra. I linguistics excellency my way through understanding crimson runes language of Racyls'Strom, and then put it my analysis in a publication so people can use it to help with reading it or something.

A3: Decay Corruption Hunger Chakra. This is the fruiting word, and oh how it fruits like grail-given. Desire and be brilliant. Racyls'Strom will figure out how to grow fruits with excess absorbed lifeforce! I'm unsure what they'll actually do that's on the tree to figure out. Maybe concentrate sap or slime-directing pheromones, like meistersinger aliens control their symbiotes.

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The F gets some fight scene footage by filming this fight from a distance or position of safety. Various entities consolidate shelter against the slime rain in whichever portals, defensible structures, or being-far-away are appropriate. Maybe dig a cult bunker? So we can use the Underbattlefield to either channel away slime or have a lot of expendable things in the way of decaying / Exodevtis attacks / what-have-you. Whoever isn't really relevant to those efforts acts at discretion.

What do you mean find? The Bearbarian is prophesied to arrive to the red realm! These ancient scriptures I just found say so!

All Actions: The Crafting Spirit tells Exodevtis that the Look And Says are Racyls'Strom's allies and that their deaths would hurt Racyls'Strom emotionally. Everyone knows emotional damage sometimes causes tears, and Racyls'Strom's tears are made of that uhh... tree stuff it likes so much!

Bearbarian 2/20 (this will have to wait for some time)

A1, A2, and A3: Tank: 4/5

A4 (refunded):

I annoy Exodevtis by spelling their name wrong several times.

This annoys them so much that their actions are wasted trying to stop me from misspelling their name.

I do this after they attack Racyls'Strom, so they still attack it.

Entity Orders:

The Crocodile will slap the Enchanted River-Cliff with their tail, and asks what SHP means.

Oh wait, it means Shield HP.

"hello godmodder would you like some tea"

5 - ecneserP ehT quickly grabs and consumes the Deep-Fried Clowning Spirit.

5 - ecneserP ehT violates the second law of thermodynamics. To correct for this violation, the decay on ecneserP ehT and The Cat assimilates into entropy, causing the second law to return to stability, and reducing the non-entropic decay to negligible amounts.

Descend: 31/66

A1: I was listening to Key Ingredient so I analyze the slimes for key ingredients and causes-of-properties. Maybe there'll be some countermeasures to Decay we can work on.

A2 + A3: If we can't dig underground due to sap, we'll have to dig into the sky! Wait, there's klipot water up above the firmament, nevermind. We'll dig sideways into the metaphorical sky, carving out dimensional tunnels into various forests! Why forests? I don't know, between the Woods around the Mansus, the Twilight Forest, the Wood Between the Worlds, Yggdrasil, and all the other world-tree-ery going on there's apparently a supply of interdimensional forests and mountains now. I figure out however I keep doing that, make a tool for it, and let the cultists take a whack at it for more materials to defend the forge with.

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The F tests out Suppression-Exploiting Method to see what they can do about the decaying problem. Also, they publish the accumulated footage to the Internet or something as a partial CTG documentary. We might need to start cataloguing what happened somehow for other people's references, this game has a lot of stuff going on.

The cult takes advantage of the forestry to get more obstacles to the decay problem.

Other entities act at discretion.

A1 - Tank: 5/5 Summoning

Wait. There's already a tank. I guess I'll have to modify it.

Support Tank: Unaffected by pointy attacks. Has a small turret that acts like a Shield which can attack.

Has a special attack: Cannon. Takes two turns to charge (charges passively), and targets 2 entities.

A2 + A3:

I channel the power of magic, saying a power word or something.

This telekinetically lifts up Exodevtis, smashing, slamming, jamming, mashing, and other words ending in -ing Exodevtis into Racyls'Strom.

Needless to say, both the tree and the devourer are smashed, slammed, jammed, mashed, and other words ending in -ed.

Orders:

The S-Tank fires on Racyls'Strom. So does it's turret.

The Crocodile attacks the Enchanted River-Cliff one last time.

I know the Bearbarian hasn't already left because it's destined to arrive to the red realm once I complete reading this prophecy!

Crafting Spirit Action: Haha! You fool! You fell for my trap! The Crafting Spirit has a secret second (third? fourth?) ability. The ability to self-destruct mid-absorption!

Bearbarian 4/20

OOC: after reading like 30 pages of this I got bored and decided to join

I try to trap ecneserP ehT in a portable hole and if I succeed I close it up. 

Quote from B_Megamaths >>

5 - ecneserP ehT quickly grabs and consumes the Deep-Fried Clowning Spirit.

5 - ecneserP ehT violates the second law of thermodynamics. To correct for this violation, the decay on ecneserP ehT and The Cat assimilates into entropy, causing the second law to return to stability, and reducing the non-entropic decay to negligible amounts.

Descend: 31/66

 Like ripping off a bandaid, ecneserP ehT consume the Deep-Fried Clowning Spirit. Around the world, clowns fall into mourning. They all loved the Deep-fried clowning spirit, after all. And it loved them. ecneserP ehT looks down. Why is there water pooling around it, pouring down its indeterminate form? Why does it feel so... sad?
Well, that's obvious! It's because ecneserP ehT is a clown! it says so on the battlefield listing!
ecneserP ehT gains Clown III, 230 HP, 20 Regen, and upgrades Wraith's Torment to II! These benefits are decreased due to subsequent events. It is also afflicted with Grief and Regret, status effects which run out on their own, but will be harder than usual to dispel. Neither will reduce the effectiveness of any attempts to revive the Clowning Spirit or mourn it, and Regret enhances such actions.
For unknown reasons, Grief and Regrets debuffs both apply at only 80% efficiency. Racyls'Strom gains 260 Life Force!
ecneserP ehT then dispels Decay! In fact, it dispels so much decay, it preemptively removes 17 extra decay!

Quote from Nedben >>

A1: I was listening to Key Ingredient so I analyze the slimes for key ingredients and causes-of-properties. Maybe there'll be some countermeasures to Decay we can work on.

A2 + A3: If we can't dig underground due to sap, we'll have to dig into the sky! Wait, there's klipot water up above the firmament, nevermind. We'll dig sideways into the metaphorical sky, carving out dimensional tunnels into various forests! Why forests? I don't know, between the Woods around the Mansus, the Twilight Forest, the Wood Between the Worlds, Yggdrasil, and all the other world-tree-ery going on there's apparently a supply of interdimensional forests and mountains now. I figure out however I keep doing that, make a tool for it, and let the cultists take a whack at it for more materials to defend the forge with.

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The F tests out Suppression-Exploiting Method to see what they can do about the decaying problem. Also, they publish the accumulated footage to the Internet or something as a partial CTG documentary. We might need to start cataloguing what happened somehow for other people's references, this game has a lot of stuff going on.

The cult takes advantage of the forestry to get more obstacles to the decay problem.

Other entities act at discretion.

 It appears that these slimes are, somehow, the product of mixing together DNA and DNA-equivalents from various specieses and beings, including prominently certain kinds of undead and darker things; and then giving the product life force. this is hostile to most life- both chemically, and physically, as even the drops of sap smaller than a Least Slime are hostile.  The smallest drops die off quickly if they don't continue piling up, though, so if the Sap Rain were to be stopped, all the Decay afflictions would be cured shortly after.
You dig do-I mean u- I mean, sideways! Under the current circumstances-at least, without, technically, leaving the battlefield-you're able to tunnel to a strange and desolate forest where the trees vary not just in age but the size of their individual cell, and the branches are all sharp-tipped and gnarled, and the mournful wind blows about restlessly; or in the opposite horizontal direction, you can tunnel to a forest that seems mundane in every precisely definable way, but the sights and sounds and touch are just a little unpleasant to see, bordering on pain, and the air seems a bit thicker.

Entities ordered!

Quote from Random_Person123 >>

A1 - Tank: 5/5 Summoning

Wait. There's already a tank. I guess I'll have to modify it.

Support Tank: Unaffected by pointy attacks. Has a small turret that acts like a Shield which can attack.

Has a special attack: Cannon. Takes two turns to charge (charges passively), and targets 2 entities.

A2 + A3:

I channel the power of magic, saying a power word or something.

This telekinetically lifts up Exodevtis, smashing, slamming, jamming, mashing, and other words ending in -ing Exodevtis into Racyls'Strom.

Needless to say, both the tree and the devourer are smashed, slammed, jammed, mashed, and other words ending in -ed.

Orders:

The S-Tank fires on Racyls'Strom. So does it's turret.

The Crocodile attacks the Enchanted River-Cliff one last time.

 

You summon a Support Tank! 
You then throw Exodevtis at Racyls'Strom repeatedly, dealing 30 damage to both of them!
Your entities have been ordered!

Quote from GraveDiggent >>

I know the Bearbarian hasn't already left because it's destined to arrive to the red realm once I complete reading this prophecy!

Crafting Spirit Action: Haha! You fool! You fell for my trap! The Crafting Spirit has a secret second (third? fourth?) ability. The ability to self-destruct mid-absorption!

Bearbarian 4/20

Ah yes, of course! Choose one of +0.4 Charge Progress, Fate, and liberport. What else does this prophecy say?

Half-consumed, the Clowning Spirit activates its secret ?th ability, exploding in a burst of vibrant Clownly energy! The explosion deals 238 damage to ecneserP ehT(reduced substantially by its part-clown nature) and keeps it from absorbing anything more! The light of Clowning settles on the non-burning part of the Rainbow Corner, which is sure to become a holy land for clowns in the years to come, assuming it doesn't just get absorbed or destroyed or something. And the Clowning Spirit will be remembered by clowns around the world for millennia more for its great sacrifice.
...
Unlike most of the moths you've seen, and that one which was a moth a hat and a person, the clowning spirit doesn't arrive in the red realm. Perhaps it went to some other after-life venue. Or perhaps the clowning was inside you all along.

Quote from The_cool_dm >>

OOC: after reading like 30 pages of this I got bored and decided to join

 

I try to trap ecneserP ehT in a portable hole and if I succeed I close it up. 

 While ecneserP ehT is distracted by grief and explosions, you successfully trap it in a portable hole! Under normal circumstances it would automatically force its way out during the entity phase due to its exceptionally high attack, but since it has no attack targeting listed, it won't do that. Still, it's probably going to escape pretty soon- unless you have something else planned?

the rain of sap continues, [1d10:10] forming ten new Least Slimes as the falling droplets pull back together and inflicting decay just as last time. ecneserP ehT is excluded this time, due to being trapped inside a Portable Hole; Also, the decay that would affect the cultists is instead directed at the Forge they shelter in. Racyls'Strom then regenerates.
The Least Slimes attack the Support Tank, putting its turret out of commission for the round but dealing no lasting damage.
Exodevtis tears its way free from where its spines got stuck on Racyls'Strom's bark, dealing 250 damage, and leaps again at the Look-and-say guns, devouring two in an instant to gain 6 attack and 80 HP. A moment later, it darts back, stopping a large distance away. Its legs lash out at the Support Tank twice as it passes (dealing 0 damage due to its immunity to pointy attacks), the crocodile once(dealing 2 damage after the SHP), and the Bears twice. It then decays. Racyls'Strom continues to gain life force, and have to spend some of it on Sap.
The Support Tank fires on Racyls'Strom, dealing 4 damage! It decays, as do a number of other entities.
The Crocodile attacks the Enchanted River-Cliff again, queuing up another hit for the future!
the Plant-supporting Beehive Axe does more of what it did last round, reducing the cost by another 30!
The F uses the Suppression-Exploiting Method, destroying 10 units of Decaying from itself and its allies. The decay is then congealed into a thin spike, which goes into Nedben's inventory. The F then regenerates, and publishes the accumulated footage as a documentary of CTG. it immediately goes viral and gains billions of fans because CTG is jahem. I mean, the footage goes mostly unnoticed, since most cities don't have working internet in the area, but anyone who manages to look will be able to learn about... mostly the Pumpkinmodder time and the arrival of Racyls'Strom, since that was when most of the filming happened.
THE MOTHS AND BEARS ATTACK RACYLS'STROM AGAIN AND DID I REMEMBER TO TICK THE INFLUENCE METERS LAST TIME NOPE NOPE I DID NOT TIME TO TICK THAT UP TWICE INSTEAD OF ONCE AND RACYLS'STROM TOOK OF COURSE 50 DAMAGE.
THE PALADINS, PREPARED TO FIGHT, CHARGE AT RACYLS'STROM AND SET IT ON FIRE. THEY ARE AFTER ALL THE PALADINS OF BEINGS BEING BURNED ALIVE. DOES RACYLS'STROM COUNT AS A BEING? IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH FOR THEM! THIS DEALS 40 DAMAGE. THEIR DEITY IS PLEASED AT THE ARDENT WORSHIP OF THE PALADINS AND GIVES THEM BOTH 2 MORE HP.
The Darkness is Training. it goes alright, gaining it 7 Attack and 30 HP.
The Cultists are mostly wary about both of the strange forests that were presented, so the cultists simply spend the turn reinforcing the forge.
The Clown Blood Cake Pizza is overcome with grief at the death of the Clowning Spirit, and does not act or generate clown blood.
ecneserP ehT is in a portable hole. This is fine.
it regenerates!
A Cat Regenerates!
The Guns can't target ecneserP ehT, since it's in a hole, so they shoot A Cat for 112 damage! They then reform.

The Godmodder puts another point in Self-Actualisation II.


[AG-Shard III] Racyls'Strom. 2375/2800 HP, 250 Regen. 320 Sap(+300*/R), 845 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen entity health.). ????. Field Effects: Sap Rain. Inflict Decay on all entities for 2 rounds (stacks, refreshing duration); Spawn 1d10 Least Slimes per round. Penumbra: -5% accuracy to all entities, Darkens the area. Shenanigans Weakness!
[AG] Least Slimes 15x18 HP, 1x18A
[AG-Shard III] Exodevtis. 1770/2080 HP. 256x2+10x5A, Devourer. Physical Thorns(20). Hungering Dusk (100 regen in sunlight.). Decaying 250: -250 regen/round. 4/4 Devour. 0/5 Swallow The Light (only charges in sunlight). Swallow the World(+50 Regen, reduce Racyls'Strom's Sap gain by 50%.). Tricked(must attack Look And Say Guns)! Shenanigans Weakness!
[OG-Gravediggent] 0/520 HP, Cruelly slain by a malicious presence. 
[OG-Gravediggent] Man 47/50 HP (4 Reformations, inside ) Decaying 2.
 97/100 Interior HP, Bodyguarding Exterior! 100/100 Exterior HP, must be destroyed to harm the interior! Snowed: 12. Decaying 2.
[OG-Random_Person123] Support Tank 39/40 HP, 4A, 1/2 Cannon(2x4A), 8 Turret SHP 2A. Immune to Pointy attacks. Decaying 1.
[OG-Random_Person123] Crocodile 11/15 HP, 8SHP, 40 in-a-while(hits after a 20-round delay)A. Decaying 2.
[GIoPC-Nedben] Plant-Supporting Beehive Axe 7/10 HP, supports... plants. Decaying 2.
[GIoPC-Nedben] The F 359/371 HP, 7 Regen, -36 To incoming damage, 0.6 Generic Action Capability, 0.8 Shaping💍🏆⚚, +0.2⚚. 178 Gossamer, +1/Essence/Round. 5 Essence. Solid Carbon! in the Witch House! Assumption of Earth shape (7 G: see P152). Forging the Ring💍/Staff⚚ Grace (1E, 1G:see P152). Ordinary Object Conjuration (1+ G: See P153.). Sovereign Element Shape (1E: see P159). Suppression-Exploiting Method(0+ G: see P165).  
Equipped: Regal Tiara (+19 MHP, +0.01 Generic Action Capability, +10% loot. The F's Ring Grace), Magical Staff (+(22-38) damage, +5 DR, -20% damage, +1 Regen. The F's Staff Grace), Savior's Chalice (Holds 210 Starspark Drops, +10/r, is A Savior's Chalice and The F's Cup Grace.), Movie Tablet(+0.4 Movie Editing), Scary Costume (4% Stun chance.)
[GIoPC-Nedben] Bears 32+23x2 HP, 3x3A. Three Bears. Decaying 2.
[GIoPC-Nedben] MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE 247 HP, SUMMONS TWENTY-SEVEN MOTHS (FOUR IS 3x4 HP, 1A) PER ROUND, MOTH COUNT: ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SIX MOTHS. 6/999 THE GODMODDER IS MOTHS(REQUIRES OVER TWO HUNDRED MOTHS TO TICK UP). FROST DISEASE: REGRESSES MOTHCOUNT TOWARDS 162. TWO-HUNDRED-EIGHTY TIMES FOUR SNOWED. FIVE-HUNDRED THIRTEEN AFTERLIFEINFLUENCE! FIVE-HUNDRED THIRTEEN WATERCYCLE INFLUENCE! LOVELY MOTHMEAL(60 HEALING). CLIMBED THE CLIFF. DECAYING 2.
MOTH PALADINS OF BBBA DEITY 35X2 HP, 10DR, VERY ON FIRE! WHO-KNOWS!A.
[A] Klipot Accretion Disk, 427 Fried Snow.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 453/1726 HP, -28 to incoming damage, 824A, Iomenday(on a 1, attacks a random* entity, take damage).
Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out. 
Darkness with purpose. ••••••••••. heritage of the Black star and the reign of none. כּ. Handcuffed VIII: -80 Attack until dispelled. Decaying 2. 747: Flight! 
[GIoPC-Nedben] Which House Ruins. 80 SBoD.
[GIoPC-Nedben] Blood Forge 114/114 HP, blood forging. Contains Clown Statue Eternally Weeping Blood (Q#&/@7| HP, grants Clown Blood to Pizza), Purple Antenna. Cult-Ivation(+10/r)! 47 Trout Oil, 53 Banopes, Leftovers, 1 D. Blood, 9 Insanity, Strongly Worded Paper Written In Blood (+8 regen to N entities for 1 round), 9 Health Potions(+20 HP to target each), Gyroscopic Fried Trounana (50% chance to heal a target for 300 HP.). Bodyguarding Cultists. Contribution Hall(?% chance for Enhanced Cult Contributions).
[GIoPC] Cultists 6x98+7x32 HP, take 50% reduced damage from Blood Sacrifice. 0.2x130CultOperation!A. 
Jadranko CCCC. 23 HP. 0.1 administrative action capability.
Adrian, Cult Chef. 28 HP, Is A Chef Now. 
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,  respawns, 9/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is insane! gains 1 Clown Blood/r. Grief(-35% Action effectiveness due to grief. 80% intensity.)
Zombies 2x0 HP, grant 2 Blood when less than half of Cultists die.
[GIoPC-Nedben] Teal Border 57 HP. Rainbow Corner: 382 HP, artistic background. Clownly|fire, but not damaged. Decaying 2.
[MM] Enchanted River-Cliff: reduces the power of actions which cross it downwards by 40! increases the power of actions which cross it upwards by 5! Heals attackers by 20 HP! Part of the Mountainmodder! 99% Durability! Represents 0.1 Mountainmodder HP! Taking 40 damage in 18, 19 and in 20!
[A-megamaths] ecneserP ehT, 1225.01/2807θ′HP, 434+114A, 100 DR, Thorns 20, 16+4.6 Actions, θ′.5 summon shaping, 14θ′ Regen. 150 Ice Cream (+25/round). Impossible Embassy+0.24, Monument To Ascension II, False Pretence IV, Coherence I, Unbowing I, Wraith's Torment II. Clown III. Allegedly Distinct I. Terrorism I. Assimilates the powers of fallen foes. Allegedly not A Cat. Is Very Undead...? Grief(-35% Action effectiveness due to grief. 80% intensity.), Regret(4 actions/round locked to Regretfulness. 80% intensity.), Decaying -17. Trapped in a Portable Hole!
[A-megamaths?] A Cat 78 HP, 45A, 20R. Allegedly not ecneserP ehT. Decaying 2. -120

[AG] Look and Say Gun 90 HP, 14A. Looksay.
Look And Say Gungungungun 90x4 HP, 56 A. Looksay. Decaying 2.
Look And Say Gungun 89x2 HP, 28A.  Looksay. Decaying 2.
Look And Say Gungun 89x2 HP, 28A. Looksay. Decaying 2.
[GM] Godmodder: 247/300 HP, 246.7/300 HP(Is Mountainmodder), 252/300 HP(In Waters), Highest HP Disappears when gap is 10+. 14/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance  5/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! Holding 11 HP, 29.5CP stats, 300 damage, Swallowtail's Ghost Jar(Page 168).


The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.
Megamaths:  Light Wounds! 
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Water solidification. Cup of ManaTTTTTTT on a T on a T with ttt's. Opposition: Godmodder. 9 Soul Points.
Nedben: Doesn't Do Drugs Is Drugs. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone,  1 bunch of Iceberries, 3 Firmament, Firmament Armor (60 HP, 4DR). 31HP10DR shield: Mental Influence Negation(can ignore insanity)! IS DRUGS. Drug Meter: 5.9/∞. Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! has lobster bisque(+10 regen +2 gathering for 4), Evidence Uncorrupter, Kennedy Helmet, Snowleopard cake(heals 10 HP),Deka Wappa. 8 Soul Points. Decay Spike(adds Decaying 8 to an attack.)
TinyTimCanpy: is sort of Anti Hyphen Taxman. Is alive! 80 HP Shield!
KingFuffy: in the underbattlefield! BIG SHOT (+1 action power until injured), 4 Granite Memorabilia, 1.56 units of Moss, 71. 
Pionoplayer: Light Wounds, shiny, !shiny! scrap metal.
Gravedigent: Has a Firmament Boat (20 HP 3 DR). Firmaroot Armor (144 HP 10 DR, +5 DR(earth),+1 Atk.). Bass-Boosted Jetpack(+Movement speed), Light Staff (+31 Spell Attack, -50 Basic Attack. +2 Mana Steal, +9 Int, +1 all stats. Defense Req waived(Firmaroot Armor).), red realm 'city'. Flying Supersoaker Turret(35 Water damage.).Soulfire Matterweave, 4 Soulbound Cinders.
MasterOfTheDungeons: On Battlefield on a Firmament Boat. 32 Chaos. Chaos shield (1d30(HP+A???))
ItsNotAChest: 64 Meta.
Cadence (Torix_Worldweaver): In Which House's ruins! Symbol of Decay- One Decay Action per round, 28 resilience, Penumbral Exchange.
Tarhalindur: Lotsa compressed snow...? A skilled lawyer.
Pinappl: Telephonesis. Stupidity Personified. accumulating achievements!
Random_Person123: light wounds!

A1 + A2: I am iron, or possibly fire, they say! With the light of the forge, I add more fire to the fire! Time burns, but so does life! FIRE! Racyls'Strom and Exodevtis are now on luminous fire, providing a nice firelight so we can see what's going on.

A3: Oh right, iron. Ayem iron. I drop a solid hot iron statue of Almalexia on Exodevtis and iron them out so they're not wrinkly. This is probably bad for keeping their thorns unflattened from an aggressive pressing.

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The F and the cultists analyze the principles of blood sacrifice and engineering to make a life force extractor, so we can sacrifice the slimes whenever they get annoying! Or maybe centrifuge them into DNA-analogue samplers, extracting either end should be a hassle. Other entities act at discretion.

>>

I also collect some of the substance the Slimes are oozing all over the battlefield.

A3... is spent charging. Submarine 1/5.

I wonder if we can attack the GM while there's a Shard.

Orders:

S-Tank will heal Darkness given Form, Turret and Crocodile (plus Least Slimes, if I can get them to) will attack Racyls'Strom.

Quote from Random_Person123

I choose Fate. This was in the prophecy too! Also, I guess it's a reference to something. I wonder what it could be.

All Actions: charge.

Entity Actions: The Inside-out Tank attacks Exodevtis.

Bearbarian 4/20

I throw an open bag of holding 11 ft away and throw the portable hole.