ecneserP ehT releases a primal shriek as parts of it begin shedding off of it, shaping it into a smaller, more refined form with 1.5 extra actions.
The excess takes the shape of a Seizure Duck, which is hostile and has an equal amount of HP and Attack. How much? I don't have a clue. Anyway, the Seizure Duck is not loyal to anybody but can be easily swayed (except by me, of course.)
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Racy'ls Strom. The Cat attacks the Crocodile.
I leave The Drink to Ferment. With all that magic going on, maybe it'll gain some properties.
A1&2: I begin the process of opening a portal to Nightvale. You know, from the podcast Welcome To Nightvale? Anyways purple tendrils start to appear, and a faint glow of oranges surrounds the tendrils. Portal charge: 2/10
A3: I summon some Teensies to help out at the bar, specifically 29. Why 29? That's just how it works.
Teensies start to make Sandwiches. However, being Teensies and very tiny, their Sandwiches accidentally become Tea Sandwiches. Ironic, since a Tea elemental just appeared...
I could talk about this one thing I've made no indication I intend to do to literally anyone, since probably I'm talking to no-one.
Racyls'Strom - Arboreal Decay. 2800 HP, 0 attack. The Godmodder's third Shard, this massive tree casts the entire battlefield in shade, spawning a constant stream of new mooks and absorbs the remnant life in their corpses to fuel greater power. However, restrained by the interference of Exodevtis, it cannot act by itself, and is restricted to perhaps half its potent!a|#q!@#0%5tones don't blee3-(!`8+\e=triction applies across all respects. MOTHSMOTHSOEISMDOTHIEORHEOTHS 3 HP 0.33 ATTACK THE MOTHS ARE MOTHS THEYRE THE GOVERNMENT AND THE ENVIRONMENT AND THE SEDIMENT AND THE PRESCIENT AND THE AFTERLIFE AND THE WATER CYCLE THEY'RE MOTHS THEY LIKE FIRE AND BEING IN FIRE AND DYING IN FIRE AND BEING ON FIRE AND THEY'RE PRETTY FIRE AND THE NARRATION ABOUT THEM TALKS IN ALL CAPS AND THEY ARE SOMEHOW SUBTLE ENOUGH TO SECRETLY BE THINGS ALREADY THEY MIGHT EVEN BE THE GODMODDER BUT PROBABLY NOT HONESTLY THATS NOT LOOKING LIKELY RIGHT THIS SECOND SINCE THEY'RE ONLY AT SIX ROUNDS OUT OF NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE TOWARDS BEING THAT RETROACTIVELY AND ALREADY MAYBE GOING TO DIE. Bears. 33 HP 3 Attack. There are two bears here. the number continues to go down. soon there will be only 1 Ber. And then maybe there will be no Bear. Bears have very sharp claws. The bear that will fall has red eyes. the bear yet to fall has blue eyes. The bear that has long fallen has eyes not worth mentioning. Blood Forge 114 HP, N/A Attack. this forge, originally not for blood, was repurposed into backup cult headquarters for the Going Insane On Purpose Club in remarkable anticipation of the destruction of the Which House. The Clown Statue contained within seals and brings order to the intense Clownly Power that a different Clown Statue imbued it with, keeping it from being unpredictable and harmful, but if too much builds up that too will fail. it also stores a variety of resources, aids with Cultivation of the Cult variety, and has a contribution hall.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 6/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is
A1+A2: I arrange for the Darkness Given Form to take an all expenses paid job training vacation, so it can fly away from the battlefield and come back later when someone asks what happened and where it got a job at.
A3: If the Godmodder isn't taking questions at the moment, I will! I create a parody askblog of the Godmodder and answer all the questions in off the wall insane ways! I have no idea if they have a reputation to damage but they probably will after this.
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The F studies insanity, to better document what the cult is going crazy about and what happens when it is physically incarnate... particularly, if it can be turned into MOTHS. The cult cooperates with the study as needed. Other entities act at discretion.
R.I.P. Crocodile. You will be missed. I will avenge you. In a while, Crocodile.
I would love to spend an action destroying A Cat and ecneserP ehT, but all my slots are full.
A1 - Statues
After escaping (bruised, battered, scratched, and with acidic yolk on their branches) from the ESWE (Egyptian Snakes With chicken Eggs), Racyls'Strom finds a room with some statues in it.
Understandably, Racyls'Strom is wary of the statues, but after some inspection, declares them to be clear. Just to be safe, Racyls'Strom wraps them in vines.
Where's the door? And what's that creaking sound? Oh wait. That's the sound of the statues turning. WHOA THE DOOR JUST APPEARED FROM THIN AI- aaaand it’s gone. Racyls'Strom had a panic attack from this, but figures out that turning the statues reveals the door.
Now they can get out. Suddenly, the 'statues' (actually ninjas painted gray) assault Racyls'Strom. Racyls'Strom is understandably confused about how they escaped (they're ninjas, remember?). And annoyed. And scathed.
I'm not done yet.
A2 - Duckathon Energy Plant 1/10
I make a blueprint for an energy plant. The Energy Plant will be housed safely in my mindscape, to generate charge for me! Long term investment.
I might charge-boost it later.
A3 - Why blood, when you can have Ketchup?
The (Bloodcrazed) Greater Slime feels like it still needs more blood. But when will it stop? When they have an infinite amount of blood, perhaps.
Suddenly, ketchup rains from the sky. The ground turns red. And some ketchup lands in the mouth of the (Bloodcrazed) Greater Slime.
The (Bloodcrazed) Greater Slime revels in the glory of ketchup. Initially suspicious of it, it becomes in awe of it.
Maybe they didn't need blood after all. Maybe ketchup was fine. A little blood would be good, but not too much.
Red Liquid Counter (Suggestion):
The red liquid counter is a measure of how much red liquid the (Bloodcrazed) Greater Slime has consumed.
It goes up more if the (Bloodcrazed) Greater Slime likes it, but goes up less if blander, and goes down if not to it's liking.
(editable by GM)
Orders:
The Sub fires a (4 sap) Torpedo at Exode- A Cat. The Tank uses Cannon on Exodevtis + Racyls'Strom. The Slimes will just... absorb more sap.
9 - ecneserP ehT prefers nice, round numbers. So it grants itself 0.5 more actions. Excess from this action goes into the next one...
11.5 - ecneserP ehT thinks the Greater Slime is LAME. It may or may not be influenced in this thought by its clownliness, or the part of it that goes BRRRRRR. Regardless, it absorbs the Greater Slime into itself, then from the ashes of its existence it creates a much more interesting slime - the Seizure Slime! Like the Seizure Duck, it has as much Attack as Health and can be swayed to a certain faction by someone who is convincing (and uses a few actions).
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Racy'ls Strom. The Cat ATTACKS THE MOTHS AROUND THE MOTH PYRE.
Zak remembers that he was Memer Asriel! He has no idea how he got back to this plane, but he's here now. He does remember that he came from Nightvale, a town where all conspiracies are true. He remembers the radio station, which gives the News. Avoid Wheat and Wheat-by-products. Don't go in the Dog Park. Don't mention the hooded figures in the Dog Park. The Sheriff's secret police definitely don't kidnap family members to ensure "correct voting". And avoid the Lights above the Arby's.
Anyways he allocates his Scimitar of Darkness' 25 charges into The Drink, dunking the blade into the mug. The blade dissolves. Then he charges the portal with the other actions, the rift starting to shake above the ground. 4/10
3 Teensies bring one of the drunks the Tea Sandwich. One takes an order from the Tea Elemental, and the rest make the Tea Elemental's Tea Sandwich.
It doesn't matter. The Bearbarian is the spirit of any bear, but not every bear. It exists once per bear, and if the prophecy is true, that's the bear we're looking for... that's the end of the prophecy. All I have to do now is wait.
Action 1: The Clowning Spirit tells its followers, the clowns, that the only way to join it in the realm of the Great Ringleader is by opposing the Godmodder!
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Bearbarian 14/20
The Inside-Out Tank will attack Racyls'Strom. Storm Man!! will attack Exodevtis.
If only there was some kind of... solution, to my random-image-ordering woes! perhaps an incredibly obvious one involving native sorting systems!
Racyls'Strom - Arboreal Decay. 2800 HP, 0 attack. The Godmodder's third Shard, this massive tree casts the entire battlefield in shade, spawning a constant stream of new mooks and absorbs the remnant life in their corpses to fuel greater power. However, restrained by the interference of Exodevtis, it cannot act by itself, and is restricted to perhaps half its potency; this restriction applies across all respects. it is known to possess an ability known as 'Shamanic Barrier', whereby its Life force prevents it from taking damage at the cost of backlash to its slimes. this ability is inefficient. A Cat - Not The Cat, Just A Cat 381 HP, 45 Attack. Summoned by ecneserP ehT's secondary actionset, this Cat quickly won the affection or simply protection of ecneserP ehT. Indeed, they became so close that eventually it became claimed that they were only allegedly distinct, thereby implying their being one in truth. A Cat was originally weak, but was upgraded occasionally until its untimely demise. Judging by its alignment tag, it may not have been fully allied with ecneserP ehT despite everything- but it certainly acted faithfully as commanded, until its demise. Bears. 33 HP 3 Attack. There is one ber here. there is going to be no ber here. what is there to say? Maybe this bear had something going on, maybe not, but it is dead now. Lesser Slime 30 HP 5 Attack. The evolved form of a Least Slime, Lesser Slimes are... larger. They don't seem likely to evolve into greater Slimes directly- perhaps there's an intermediary step, such as Middling Slimes or something. Noxious Slimes are also a known branch of the slime evolutionary tree, and relatively close to Lesser Slimes in health; it seems plausible Lesser Slimes can evolve into them, accordingly. MOTHSMOTHSOEISMDOTHIEORHEOTHS 3 HP 0.33 WAIT DID I SAY POINT THREE THREE I MEANT POINT TWO FIVE THAT WAS A TYPO IT'S A MITSKEA IT TAKES 4 MOTHS FOR 1 A NOT 3 MOTHS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE MOTHS ARE MOTHS THEYRE THE GOVERNMENT AND THE ENVIRONMENT AND THE SEDIMENT AND THE PRESCIENT AND THE AFTERLIFE AND THE WATER CYCLE AND PALADINS AND OTHER THINGS AND UHHHH THEY'RE MOTHS THEY LIKE FIRE AND BEING IN FIRE AND DYING IN FIRE AND BEING ON FIRE AND THEY'RE PRETTY FIRE AND THE NARRATION ABOUT THEM TALKS IN ALL CAPS AND THEY ARE SOMEHOW SUBTLE ENOUGH TO SECRETLY BE THINGS ALREADY THEY MIGHT EVEN BE THE GODMODDER BUT PROBABLY NOT HONESTLY THATS NOT LOOKING LIKELY RIGHT THIS SECOND SINCE THEY'RE ONLY AT SIX ROUNDS OUT OF NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE TOWARDS BEING THAT RETROACTIVELY AND ALREADY ON THE WAY TO DEATH CITY PLUS THE GODMODDER MADE THEM SICK TO NOT BE OVER 200 AND IF THEY FIX THAT HE'LL PROBABLY JUST MAKE A NEW THING TO HANDLE IT BECAUSE THE GODMODDER IS NOT PLANNING TO BE MOTHS RETROACTIVELY. THOUGH THEORETICALLY IF YOU DID MANAGE TO KEEP THEM THAT HIGH CONSISTENTLY THEN THAT WOULD BE ABLE TO FINISH BEFORE THE GAME WOULD STATISTICALLY OTHERWISE END. ALTHOUGH HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ANYWAY I'M NOT ELABORATING
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 8/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is
A1: I evolve more moths by doing convoluted rapid-generation things to similar lifeforms! It's like carcinization but with moths instead of crabs.
A2 + A3: Apparitional experiences can create MOTHMAN, which is like moths but ominous. Sure is a lot of light-and-darkness going about to see apparitions in. WE SUNDER FOR A PRECIOUS MOMENT THE BOUNDARY BETWEEN FANTASY AND REALITY, APPEARANCE AND TRUTH, AND THEREFORE EMERGES MOTHMAN. MOTHMAN IS A MAN WHO IS MOTHS SO THEREFORE MORE MOTHS. YES.
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The F JOINS THE CULT IN MANUFACTURING MORE SUPPORT INFRASTRUCTURE FOR THE MOTHS. BECAUSE OF THE LOSS OF SO MANY MOTHS WE NEED EXTERNAL STAFF TO HELP REORGANIZE WHEREVER IT IS ALL THE MOTHS ARE HANGING AROUND IN FLAME ORBIT AND SNOW DISEASE. YES. Other entities act at discretion.
Racyls'Strom sneaks in, and sees a golem sleeping in the corner.
They creep onto it, raise a sharp thorn, and-
The next thing that happened was too fast for Racyls'Strom to register.
The golem seemingly explodes with snakes, which throw explosively acidic eggs with yolk at Racyls'Strom.
Then, roughly nineteen ninjas (plus one clown training as a ninja) rush into the room, eager to make the world have minus one Racyls'Strom.
A portable hole with a pit trap with a snare trap inside opens and triggers and triggers, but only on Racyls'Strom.
Then a sticky caltrop sticky bomb sticky trigger sticks on Racyls'Strom.
Then something that I will not attempt to describe happens.
-find themselves outside with the dungeon nowhere in sight planted on a grassy hill.
What a peaceful- wait, what just happened? Where’s the treasure? What happened to the golem? Why am I here? Racyls'Strom feels themselves drifting off to sleep. After all, it's been a long day.
The treasure was being moved into Fort Knox. The Golem was actually a bunch of snakes. Racyls'Strom was trans-planted and there are is a lumberjack near it.
I think I'm out of chain attacks. For now.
A2 - Scan the Binding Ropes. Self-Explainatory.
A3 - Energy Plant 2/10
Alright. I'll revise my blueprint to have it be on the battlefield, because I like round numbers. Instead of making it an entity though, I'll make it a sort of attachment to me. What kind of Energy Plant? Hmm. It'll have to be renewable. Hydropower, Solar Power, Wind Turbines. Wait. What about nuclear fusion?
A4 - FDA
A FDA agent walks up to the pub to inspect it's health. (FDA agent a summon, but only for the use of inspecting pubs)
(edited in free action) I'm setting a property of A Drink to refilling.
I attack the racyls’strom, summon two elite guards, and create a boost aura from my crown, increasing the attack of nearby allies, such as my guards and other players.
The super knight attacks a least slime
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
21 + Terrorism: Some part of ecneserP ehT makes a sudden realization: The Cat can't possibly be dead! Consider, the Exodevtis gained stats from consuming the Cat. This is the exact same way ecneserP ehT benefits from consuming things. But there's a catch! The things ecneserP ehT consumes don't actually die! So Exodevtis must not have killed the Cat!
Well, that's all fine and good, but if Exodevtis won't return the Cat, ecneserP ehT is going to have to kill it to make it release the Cat. So it channels its inner Terrorism and turns all of Exodevtis into C4. How? Transmogrifier go BRRRRRR. If Exodevtis does not release The Cat, with all of its HP and everything, ecneserP ehT will blow Exodevtis sky high.
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Exodevtis. The Cat attacks the Exodevtis, if it has been freed.
Oh dear. Decaying?!? During an FDA inspection? This is not good. No, not good at all. Obviously, the decaying is from the scimitar, but the real reason is... poor dental health. Yes, every entity in the Pub now has bad oral hygiene. How does a Pub and a Drink have decaying teeth, who knows? Maybe it's one of the new Characteristics...
Well, one way to reverse the effects of decaying is adding antidecaying, but where's the fun in that? I summon a Hi-Gini, which instintly hiils thi diciying. Ind riplicis ill viwils with i. This miy bicimi i priblim.
Back to the FDA agent. Who wants him here? He'll just disrupt production, causing the Teensies even more work than before! So I take the Spike of Darkness (downgraded from the Scimitar of Darkness) and stab the agent. In the kidneys.
In the meantime I charge the portal. Now the rift is growing, and I see someone. someone is not someone that Memer_Asriel recognizes. Interesting. The tendrils continue to grow. 5/10
All Teensies start to make Tea Sandwiches and Biscuits. Except for one, which puts up an Advertisement for the Pub. Not a big one though, since it only costed 1.
I use all three actions to charge up a powerful attack
3/5 power attack
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
I know it'll find me here because I've given the Supersoaker Turret a Bearbarian finder. It'll find the Bearbarian who will find me. Findception!
All Actions: charge
Bearbarian 12/20
The Inside-Out Tank will attack Racyls'Strom.
Storm Man!! will attack Exodevtis.
army of me: 28/28
ecneserP ehT releases a primal shriek as parts of it begin shedding off of it, shaping it into a smaller, more refined form with 1.5 extra actions.
The excess takes the shape of a Seizure Duck, which is hostile and has an equal amount of HP and Attack. How much? I don't have a clue. Anyway, the Seizure Duck is not loyal to anybody but can be easily swayed (except by me, of course.)
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Racy'ls Strom. The Cat attacks the Crocodile.
I leave The Drink to Ferment. With all that magic going on, maybe it'll gain some properties.
A1&2: I begin the process of opening a portal to Nightvale. You know, from the podcast Welcome To Nightvale? Anyways purple tendrils start to appear, and a faint glow of oranges surrounds the tendrils. Portal charge: 2/10
A3: I summon some Teensies to help out at the bar, specifically 29. Why 29? That's just how it works.
Teensies start to make Sandwiches. However, being Teensies and very tiny, their Sandwiches accidentally become Tea Sandwiches. Ironic, since a Tea elemental just appeared...
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[A]
I could talk about this one thing I've made no indication I intend to do to literally anyone, since probably I'm talking to no-one.
2800 HP, 0 attack. The Godmodder's third Shard, this massive tree casts the entire battlefield in shade, spawning a constant stream of new mooks and absorbs the remnant life in their corpses to fuel greater power. However, restrained by the interference of Exodevtis, it cannot act by itself, and is restricted to perhaps half its potent!a|#q!@#0%5tones don't blee3-(!`8+\e=triction applies across all respects.
MOTHSMOTHSOEISMDOTHIEORHEOTHS
3 HP 0.33 ATTACK THE MOTHS ARE MOTHS THEYRE THE GOVERNMENT AND THE ENVIRONMENT AND THE SEDIMENT AND THE PRESCIENT AND THE AFTERLIFE AND THE WATER CYCLE THEY'RE MOTHS THEY LIKE FIRE AND BEING IN FIRE AND DYING IN FIRE AND BEING ON FIRE AND THEY'RE PRETTY FIRE AND THE NARRATION ABOUT THEM TALKS IN ALL CAPS AND THEY ARE SOMEHOW SUBTLE ENOUGH TO SECRETLY BE THINGS ALREADY THEY MIGHT EVEN BE THE GODMODDER BUT PROBABLY NOT HONESTLY THATS NOT LOOKING LIKELY RIGHT THIS SECOND SINCE THEY'RE ONLY AT SIX ROUNDS OUT OF NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE TOWARDS BEING THAT RETROACTIVELY AND ALREADY MAYBE GOING TO DIE.
Bears.
33 HP 3 Attack. There are two bears here. the number continues to go down. soon there will be only 1 Ber. And then maybe there will be no Bear. Bears have very sharp claws. The bear that will fall has red eyes. the bear yet to fall has blue eyes. The bear that has long fallen has eyes not worth mentioning.
Blood Forge
114 HP, N/A Attack. this forge, originally not for blood, was repurposed into backup cult headquarters for the Going Insane On Purpose Club in remarkable anticipation of the destruction of the Which House. The Clown Statue contained within seals and brings order to the intense Clownly Power that a different Clown Statue imbued it with, keeping it from being unpredictable and harmful, but if too much builds up that too will fail. it also stores a variety of resources, aids with Cultivation of the Cult variety, and has a contribution hall.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
A1+A2: I arrange for the Darkness Given Form to take an all expenses paid job training vacation, so it can fly away from the battlefield and come back later when someone asks what happened and where it got a job at.
A3: If the Godmodder isn't taking questions at the moment, I will! I create a parody askblog of the Godmodder and answer all the questions in off the wall insane ways! I have no idea if they have a reputation to damage but they probably will after this.
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The F studies insanity, to better document what the cult is going crazy about and what happens when it is physically incarnate... particularly, if it can be turned into MOTHS. The cult cooperates with the study as needed. Other entities act at discretion.
R.I.P. Crocodile. You will be missed. I will avenge you. In a while, Crocodile.
I would love to spend an action destroying A Cat and ecneserP ehT, but all my slots are full.
A1 - Statues
After escaping (bruised, battered, scratched, and with acidic yolk on their branches) from the ESWE (Egyptian Snakes With chicken Eggs), Racyls'Strom finds a room with some statues in it.
Understandably, Racyls'Strom is wary of the statues, but after some inspection, declares them to be clear. Just to be safe, Racyls'Strom wraps them in vines.
Where's the door? And what's that creaking sound? Oh wait. That's the sound of the statues turning. WHOA THE DOOR JUST APPEARED FROM THIN AI- aaaand it’s gone. Racyls'Strom had a panic attack from this, but figures out that turning the statues reveals the door.
Now they can get out. Suddenly, the 'statues' (actually ninjas painted gray) assault Racyls'Strom. Racyls'Strom is understandably confused about how they escaped (they're ninjas, remember?). And annoyed. And scathed.
I'm not done yet.
A2 -
DuckathonEnergy Plant 1/10I make a blueprint for an energy plant. The Energy Plant will be housed safely in my mindscape, to generate charge for me! Long term investment.
I might charge-boost it later.
A3 - Why blood, when you can have Ketchup?
The (Bloodcrazed) Greater Slime feels like it still needs more blood. But when will it stop? When they have an infinite amount of blood, perhaps.
Suddenly, ketchup rains from the sky. The ground turns red. And some ketchup lands in the mouth of the (Bloodcrazed) Greater Slime.
The (Bloodcrazed) Greater Slime revels in the glory of ketchup. Initially suspicious of it, it becomes in awe of it.
Maybe they didn't need blood after all. Maybe ketchup was fine. A little blood would be good, but not too much.
Red Liquid Counter (Suggestion):
The red liquid counter is a measure of how much red liquid the (Bloodcrazed) Greater Slime has consumed.
It goes up more if the (Bloodcrazed) Greater Slime likes it, but goes up less if blander, and goes down if not to it's liking.
(editable by GM)
Orders:
The Sub fires a (4 sap) Torpedo at Exode- A Cat. The Tank uses Cannon on Exodevtis + Racyls'Strom. The Slimes will just... absorb more sap.
there should be a ctg wiki
9 - ecneserP ehT prefers nice, round numbers. So it grants itself 0.5 more actions. Excess from this action goes into the next one...
11.5 - ecneserP ehT thinks the Greater Slime is LAME. It may or may not be influenced in this thought by its clownliness, or the part of it that goes BRRRRRR. Regardless, it absorbs the Greater Slime into itself, then from the ashes of its existence it creates a much more interesting slime - the Seizure Slime! Like the Seizure Duck, it has as much Attack as Health and can be swayed to a certain faction by someone who is convincing (and uses a few actions).
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Racy'ls Strom. The Cat ATTACKS THE MOTHS AROUND THE MOTH PYRE.
I use 2 of my actions to finish charging the power attack and strike the racyls’strom!
My third action is to summon a single super knight
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Zak remembers that he was Memer Asriel! He has no idea how he got back to this plane, but he's here now. He does remember that he came from Nightvale, a town where all conspiracies are true. He remembers the radio station, which gives the News. Avoid Wheat and Wheat-by-products. Don't go in the Dog Park. Don't mention the hooded figures in the Dog Park. The Sheriff's secret police definitely don't kidnap family members to ensure "correct voting". And avoid the Lights above the Arby's.
Anyways he allocates his Scimitar of Darkness' 25 charges into The Drink, dunking the blade into the mug. The blade dissolves. Then he charges the portal with the other actions, the rift starting to shake above the ground. 4/10
3 Teensies bring one of the drunks the Tea Sandwich. One takes an order from the Tea Elemental, and the rest make the Tea Elemental's Tea Sandwich.
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[A]
It doesn't matter. The Bearbarian is the spirit of any bear, but not every bear. It exists once per bear, and if the prophecy is true, that's the bear we're looking for... that's the end of the prophecy. All I have to do now is wait.
Action 1: The Clowning Spirit tells its followers, the clowns, that the only way to join it in the realm of the Great Ringleader is by opposing the Godmodder!
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Bearbarian 14/20
The Inside-Out Tank will attack Racyls'Strom.
Storm Man!! will attack Exodevtis.
Can anyone join this?
Yes, I don’t think you even need to ask. Just look at the first message and the most recent one on the state of the battlefield and enter
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
2800 HP, 0 attack. The Godmodder's third Shard, this massive tree casts the entire battlefield in shade, spawning a constant stream of new mooks and absorbs the remnant life in their corpses to fuel greater power. However, restrained by the interference of Exodevtis, it cannot act by itself, and is restricted to perhaps half its potency; this restriction applies across all respects.
it is known to possess an ability known as 'Shamanic Barrier', whereby its Life force prevents it from taking damage at the cost of backlash to its slimes. this ability is inefficient.
A Cat - Not The Cat, Just A Cat
381 HP, 45 Attack. Summoned by ecneserP ehT's secondary actionset, this Cat quickly won the affection or simply protection of ecneserP ehT. Indeed, they became so close that eventually it became claimed that they were only allegedly distinct, thereby implying their being one in truth. A Cat was originally weak, but was upgraded occasionally until its untimely demise. Judging by its alignment tag, it may not have been fully allied with ecneserP ehT despite everything- but it certainly acted faithfully as commanded, until its demise.
Bears.
33 HP 3 Attack. There is one ber here. there is going to be no ber here. what is there to say? Maybe this bear had something going on, maybe not, but it is dead now.
Lesser Slime
30 HP 5 Attack. The evolved form of a Least Slime, Lesser Slimes are... larger. They don't seem likely to evolve into greater Slimes directly- perhaps there's an intermediary step, such as Middling Slimes or something. Noxious Slimes are also a known branch of the slime evolutionary tree, and relatively close to Lesser Slimes in health; it seems plausible Lesser Slimes can evolve into them, accordingly.
MOTHSMOTHSOEISMDOTHIEORHEOTHS
3 HP 0.33 WAIT DID I SAY POINT THREE THREE I MEANT POINT TWO FIVE THAT WAS A TYPO IT'S A MITSKEA IT TAKES 4 MOTHS FOR 1 A NOT 3 MOTHS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE MOTHS ARE MOTHS THEYRE THE GOVERNMENT AND THE ENVIRONMENT AND THE SEDIMENT AND THE PRESCIENT AND THE AFTERLIFE AND THE WATER CYCLE AND PALADINS AND OTHER THINGS AND UHHHH THEY'RE MOTHS THEY LIKE FIRE AND BEING IN FIRE AND DYING IN FIRE AND BEING ON FIRE AND THEY'RE PRETTY FIRE AND THE NARRATION ABOUT THEM TALKS IN ALL CAPS AND THEY ARE SOMEHOW SUBTLE ENOUGH TO SECRETLY BE THINGS ALREADY THEY MIGHT EVEN BE THE GODMODDER BUT PROBABLY NOT HONESTLY THATS NOT LOOKING LIKELY RIGHT THIS SECOND SINCE THEY'RE ONLY AT SIX ROUNDS OUT OF NINE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE TOWARDS BEING THAT RETROACTIVELY AND ALREADY ON THE WAY TO DEATH CITY PLUS THE GODMODDER MADE THEM SICK TO NOT BE OVER 200 AND IF THEY FIX THAT HE'LL PROBABLY JUST MAKE A NEW THING TO HANDLE IT BECAUSE THE GODMODDER IS NOT PLANNING TO BE MOTHS RETROACTIVELY. THOUGH THEORETICALLY IF YOU DID MANAGE TO KEEP THEM THAT HIGH CONSISTENTLY THEN THAT WOULD BE ABLE TO FINISH BEFORE THE GAME WOULD STATISTICALLY OTHERWISE END.
ALTHOUGH HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ANYWAY I'M NOT ELABORATING
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
A1: I evolve more moths by doing convoluted rapid-generation things to similar lifeforms! It's like carcinization but with moths instead of crabs.
A2 + A3: Apparitional experiences can create MOTHMAN, which is like moths but ominous. Sure is a lot of light-and-darkness going about to see apparitions in. WE SUNDER FOR A PRECIOUS MOMENT THE BOUNDARY BETWEEN FANTASY AND REALITY, APPEARANCE AND TRUTH, AND THEREFORE EMERGES MOTHMAN. MOTHMAN IS A MAN WHO IS MOTHS SO THEREFORE MORE MOTHS. YES.
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The F JOINS THE CULT IN MANUFACTURING MORE SUPPORT INFRASTRUCTURE FOR THE MOTHS. BECAUSE OF THE LOSS OF SO MANY MOTHS WE NEED EXTERNAL STAFF TO HELP REORGANIZE WHEREVER IT IS ALL THE MOTHS ARE HANGING AROUND IN FLAME ORBIT AND SNOW DISEASE. YES. Other entities act at discretion.
A1 - Golems
Golems
Now, time for the boss room.
Racyls'Strom sneaks in, and sees a golem sleeping in the corner.
They creep onto it, raise a sharp thorn, and-
The next thing that happened was too fast for Racyls'Strom to register.
The golem seemingly explodes with snakes, which throw explosively acidic eggs with yolk at Racyls'Strom.
Then, roughly nineteen ninjas (plus one clown training as a ninja) rush into the room, eager to make the world have minus one Racyls'Strom.
A portable hole with a pit trap with a snare trap inside opens and triggers and triggers, but only on Racyls'Strom.
Then a sticky caltrop sticky bomb sticky trigger sticks on Racyls'Strom.
Then something that I will not attempt to describe happens.
-find themselves outside with the dungeon nowhere in sight planted on a grassy hill.
What a peaceful- wait, what just happened? Where’s the treasure? What happened to the golem? Why am I here? Racyls'Strom feels themselves drifting off to sleep. After all, it's been a long day.
The treasure was being moved into Fort Knox. The Golem was actually a bunch of snakes. Racyls'Strom was trans-planted and there are is a lumberjack near it.
I think I'm out of chain attacks. For now.
A2 - Scan the Binding Ropes. Self-Explainatory.
A3 - Energy Plant 2/10
Alright. I'll revise my blueprint to have it be on the battlefield, because I like round numbers.
Instead of making it an entity though, I'll make it a sort of attachment to me.
What kind of Energy Plant? Hmm. It'll have to be renewable. Hydropower, Solar Power, Wind Turbines.
Wait. What about nuclear fusion?
A4 - FDA
A FDA agent walks up to the pub to inspect it's health. (FDA agent a summon, but only for the use of inspecting pubs)
(edited in free action) I'm setting a property of A Drink to refilling.
Orders
S-Tank and Turret, please target Exodevtis. Sub, Decay Sniper (5) Exodevtis.
there should be a ctg wiki
A1: I arrive to the battlefield.
A2-A3: I start enchanting a small rock on the ground. It turns a little clearer as I do this. (2/9)
I attack the racyls’strom, summon two elite guards, and create a boost aura from my crown, increasing the attack of nearby allies, such as my guards and other players.
The super knight attacks a least slime
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
21 + Terrorism: Some part of ecneserP ehT makes a sudden realization: The Cat can't possibly be dead! Consider, the Exodevtis gained stats from consuming the Cat. This is the exact same way ecneserP ehT benefits from consuming things. But there's a catch! The things ecneserP ehT consumes don't actually die! So Exodevtis must not have killed the Cat!
Well, that's all fine and good, but if Exodevtis won't return the Cat, ecneserP ehT is going to have to kill it to make it release the Cat. So it channels its inner Terrorism and turns all of Exodevtis into C4. How? Transmogrifier go BRRRRRR. If Exodevtis does not release The Cat, with all of its HP and everything, ecneserP ehT will blow Exodevtis sky high.
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Exodevtis. The Cat attacks the Exodevtis, if it has been freed.
Oh dear. Decaying?!? During an FDA inspection? This is not good. No, not good at all. Obviously, the decaying is from the scimitar, but the real reason is... poor dental health. Yes, every entity in the Pub now has bad oral hygiene. How does a Pub and a Drink have decaying teeth, who knows? Maybe it's one of the new Characteristics...
Well, one way to reverse the effects of decaying is adding antidecaying, but where's the fun in that? I summon a Hi-Gini, which instintly hiils thi diciying. Ind riplicis ill viwils with i. This miy bicimi i priblim.
Back to the FDA agent. Who wants him here? He'll just disrupt production, causing the Teensies even more work than before! So I take the Spike of Darkness (downgraded from the Scimitar of Darkness) and stab the agent. In the kidneys.
In the meantime I charge the portal. Now the rift is growing, and I see someone. someone is not someone that Memer_Asriel recognizes. Interesting. The tendrils continue to grow. 5/10
All Teensies start to make Tea Sandwiches and Biscuits. Except for one, which puts up an Advertisement for the Pub. Not a big one though, since it only costed 1
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