A1 = How to bake a killer cake seriously? I run over to the and [REEEDACTED], then do something to make red lines appear on it. Namely, [REEEEDACTED]. Then I make a cake, but find that I don't have enough ingredients, so I... substitute the 's body parts. Then I find that I don't have enough baking utensils, so I substitute the 's internal organs. you probably should have used the organs as ingredients and the body parts as utensils. probably. Anyways, I bake the cake. No oven. You know what, I'll substitute the 's body. No heat. Easy fix, just take out all the body heat from the and- Oh. That incinerated the cake. That's a big waste 's. you mean you have more? no. But the will have survived. Want to do that again? I'm in.
A2 = SCREEECH- sweet dreams I sing the to sleep. But how? I artificially (and temporarily) decrease my singing skill until it's in the negatives. Then the stat rolls over to have insane singing. Unfortunately, I started my singing too early, causing the to have to endure more than forty-three seconds minutes of insanely bad singing. And then it falls asleep. hooray for roll-overs!
A3 = Torture chamber
It (the) wakes up in a dream. Actually, the term is nightmare- It wakes up in a nightmare. Better. A nightmare composed of insanely terrible singers trying (and failing) to become great. These fails are very catastrophic. They also involve even more bad singing. The is incapable of stopping it, however much it may wish too, because it is bound to a rope. Wait. I mean, bound to a pole. which is on fire. And it's being tortured by having ice-cold water drip on it. Slowly. Slowly. it's very hot fire. NIGHT- *deep breaths and internal screaming* ok. The water is so cold and the fire so hot that they each change the 's temperature instantly, from 0 kelvin to (insert very big amount number) kelvins. The breaths. In. Out. Internal screaming. Wait, since this is a dreamnightmare, it's internal, right? Yes. that was a rhetorical question. Yeah. It manages to, by force of will, switch the dreamnightmare it'll seem like a dream, with what's coming up next oooooooo ominous It finds itself in a place. A familiar place. A place it's been in for likeexactly 17 pages. And there's no one there except it. The . And the Godmodder. And the Godmodder.. And the Godmodder... And the Godmodder..? It seems it's not the Godmodder, but a single creepy dummy. Wait. Not single. Oh my god. There are so many of them. So many of them. A myraid. No. More than that. A googol. A googolplex. A googolpexian. are those all the numbers you know No but that's not the point- And their combined creepiness numbers in the... infinities, if not the infinite infinities. are those all the words you know Fair. And the is bombarded with words. Letters. Numbers. And then, it all stops. The tries to breath with relief, but it can't. And then it wakes up, and simply can't. Can't what? Breath. BECAUSE IT'S BACK. Where it all started. The battlefield. and it watches random quickly run away, not wanting to- ...._________. ...
Orders I order random to go get a stand because it might be a thing we could need. I'll do that next turn. also not funny you all found that funny, did you? Tom Sawyer uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhs. And all the u's and the h's go booming into the Godmother's face? wind? place where they spit out godmodders? Anyways, then the right hand of SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH begins immediately writing down more u's and h's. On the Godmother's face/wind/place where they spit out godmodders. Ouch. The DEPSF bravely ventures into the dungeon I mean mansion. Actually they ring the doorbell/knock on the door/knocker/do whatever is polite around here. wow that was ambiguous this is my section Sword Guy is ordered. ambiguously. Sure, why not. And it's sort of ambiguously telling them to in some way decrease Healthy Pouits of the SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH I mean the . The Health Altar (as well as the Clerics) conference. Then they use the power of TEAMWORK to increase health/healthballing/healthballingballing for ecneserP ehT (all of which can be removed by me (random) at any time). The Shenanigan decides that it is dhenaniganing (the reason for the 'd' in a sec) time and shenanigans all over the . How? Simple! ARSON (defined as 'fire. a lot of it.') Now it's time for the Merchanigan (Merchanting+Shenanigan) to do some stuff! And the dhenanigan starts dhenaniganing- wait, no red dttoed linse? UNACCEPTALBE! It sawps with teh Dhenanigan (the mispelled fom of Shenanigan) and statrs shenaniganing! By speching! Or preching! About hwo it grnats thta not all madnes is bad, but is dedinitely bad! After al, Nedben si oposing them! On a totallay unrelayted note, the dhenanigan's lwas will get rdi of ! Oh, and if teh Maniac can mkae a spech and do an actoin at that smae tmie, the dhenanigan deos so too! Whta do tehy do? Tehy colelct red dtoted lines! AAAAAAND IT'S NIGHTTIME! I do the thing where, you know, you slap the . Oh, and also point out (with my actions) that having 55 means you just have Regeneration, and not 55 Regeneration. Gosh, what a coincidence that the sign appeared there. It totally wasn't intended- Wait, it was a coincidence?
13.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
I vote for dhenanigan. The gingerbread wife is allowed to hide within the castle, where she is safe from attacks, and Ikea is no longer allowed in the castle while the gingerbread wife is in it, not that an [H] entity like the cancer cat (which Ikea is inside and partially controlling) would be allowed inside anyway. I inform her that when there’s no longer anything important going on, I will try to deal with the monstrosity.
I use all three of my actions to throw robot cats, and pathetic cats if I run out of robot cats, into ecneserP ehT’s mouth, allowing ecneserP ehT to assimilate them.
The catapult and 3 archers (more or fewer if something changes before this happens) attack the stormy cat and finish it off. The remaining knights and archers attack the cat draugr.
The gunpowder thing attacks the cat draugr.
Nothing attacks the cat draugr.
Shaping is fun (.2/1 weapon) (.3?/1 plant) (.1?/1 gunpowder source (you seem to have forgotten some of my shaping entities this round)).
The performer inspires ecneserP ehT.
The healer heals ecneserP ehT.
The mason would repair the castle, except there’s currently no damage to repair! So they delay it slightly if possible and wait for the castle to take damage, then repair it!
The cyclone is nearly gone, just a little more and it’ll be done. The weatherman helps to speed that up.
Ganlidore casts mage armor on ecneserP ehT.
The gifter gives the MOTHPIRE a new lighter, because we know the MOTHS love fire.
The fortune teller continues reading the fortune of the health altar (1 round left)
Out of the castle portal walks a guy carrying a large amount of food for ecneserP ehT, then the guy runs back through and leaves the food just outside the castle! The food has 1 hp and gives plenty of benefits if ecneserP ehT eats it, for it is very nutritious, and otherwise does nothing! Megamaths, please use 0.05 action for ecneserP ehT to eat this.
17 - ecneserP ehT sets a timer. When this timer expires, it will nullify ecneserP ehT's transformation, turning it back into itself.
Then, ecneserP ehT calls upon a lost portion of itself. Once, not long ago, it too was an Heir. It must return to this state, temporarily, to perfect its own transformation.
Using its Heir-inheritance, and recalling the parts it made into the original Madness, it becomes . This is a transformation. But it is more than that. It is an exact copy. But no two exact copies can exist in the same universe.
The universe violently draws and together. The force of the attraction is multiplied by all the pent-up rage of the universe at the existence of ecneserP ehT, an abomination second only to this one. With ecneserP ehT gone, it can now manifest this frustration in full force.
The two exact copies are drawn together into one. It is bigger, more threatening, more dangerous -
and then the timer expires.
The whole, sharing in full the property that it was once part of ecneserP ehT, is drawn back into the nonexistence to give it anew its form. The scales balance once more, and tsixe ton dluohs taht gnihtemos returns to reality, forged anew.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 196/999
ecneserP ehT finishes off . It eats its ice cream. It regenerates. It uses Summon Shaping to spawn a Seizure Duck.
A1 = How to bake a killer cake seriously? I run over to the and [REEEDACTED], then do something to make red lines appear on it. Namely, [REEEEDACTED]. Then I make a cake, but find that I don't have enough ingredients, so I... substitute the 's body parts. Then I find that I don't have enough baking utensils, so I substitute the 's internal organs. you probably should have used the organs as ingredients and the body parts as utensils. probably. Anyways, I bake the cake. No oven. You know what, I'll substitute the 's body. No heat. Easy fix, just take out all the body heat from the and- Oh. That incinerated the cake. That's a big waste 's. you mean you have more? no. But the will have survived. Want to do that again? I'm in.
A2 = SCREEECH- sweet dreams I sing the to sleep. But how? I artificially (and temporarily) decrease my singing skill until it's in the negatives. Then the stat rolls over to have insane singing. Unfortunately, I started my singing too early, causing the to have to endure more than forty-three seconds minutes of insanely bad singing. And then it falls asleep. hooray for roll-overs!
A3 = Torture chamber
It (the) wakes up in a dream. Actually, the term is nightmare- It wakes up in a nightmare. Better. A nightmare composed of insanely terrible singers trying (and failing) to become great. These fails are very catastrophic. They also involve even more bad singing. The is incapable of stopping it, however much it may wish too, because it is bound to a rope. Wait. I mean, bound to a pole. which is on fire. And it's being tortured by having ice-cold water drip on it. Slowly. Slowly. it's very hot fire. NIGHT- *deep breaths and internal screaming* ok. The water is so cold and the fire so hot that they each change the 's temperature instantly, from 0 kelvin to (insert very big amount number) kelvins. The breaths. In. Out. Internal screaming. Wait, since this is a dreamnightmare, it's internal, right? Yes. that was a rhetorical question. Yeah. It manages to, by force of will, switch the dreamnightmare it'll seem like a dream, with what's coming up next oooooooo ominous It finds itself in a place. A familiar place. A place it's been in for likeexactly 17 pages. And there's no one there except it. The . And the Godmodder. And the Godmodder.. And the Godmodder... And the Godmodder..? It seems it's not the Godmodder, but a single creepy dummy. Wait. Not single. Oh my god. There are so many of them. So many of them. A myraid. No. More than that. A googol. A googolplex. A googolpexian. are those all the numbers you know No but that's not the point- And their combined creepiness numbers in the... infinities, if not the infinite infinities. are those all the words you know Fair. And the is bombarded with words. Letters. Numbers. And then, it all stops. The tries to breath with relief, but it can't. And then it wakes up, and simply can't. Can't what? Breath. BECAUSE IT'S BACK. Where it all started. The battlefield. and it watches random quickly run away, not wanting to- ...._________. ...
the SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH I mean the . The Health Altar (as well as the Clerics) conference. Then they use the power of TEAMWORK to increase health/healthballing/healthballingballing for ecneserP ehT (all of which can be removed by me (random) at any time). The Shenanigan decides that it is dhenaniganing (the reason for the 'd' in a sec) time and shenanigans all over the . How? Simple! ARSON (defined as 'fire. a lot of it.') Now it's time for the Merchanigan (Merchanting+Shenanigan) to do some stuff! And the dhenanigan starts dhenaniganing- wait, no red dttoed linse? UNACCEPTALBE! It sawps with teh Dhenanigan (the mispelled fom of Shenanigan) and statrs shenaniganing! By speching! Or preching! About hwo it grnats thta not all madnes is bad, but is dedinitely bad! After al, Nedben si oposing them! On a totallay unrelayted note, the dhenanigan's lwas will get rdi of ! Oh, and if teh Maniac can mkae a spech and do an actoin at that smae tmie, the dhenanigan deos so too! Whta do tehy do? Tehy colelct red dtoted lines! AAAAAAND IT'S NIGHTTIME! I do the thing where, you know, you slap the . Oh, and also point out (with my actions) that having 55 means you just have Regeneration, and not 55 Regeneration. Gosh, what a coincidence that the sign appeared there. It totally wasn't intended- Wait, it was a coincidence?
13.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
You attack for 56 damage! With the influx of Life Force, charges its curved horn with power and prepares to parry with it, gaining 20 DR for the round! Entities ordered.
. This is a transformation. But it is more than that. It is an exact copy. But no two exact copies can exist in the same universe.
The universe violently draws and together.
ecneserP ehT finishes off . It eats its ice cream. It regenerates. It uses Summon Shaping to spawn a Seizure Duck.
dealing 14 damage to. ecneserP ehT gains 75 HP, 10A, and 20 Regeneration from the kill. Ordered.
ecneserP ehT attacks , destroying its semibodyguard, the Wet Cat, with 150 damage; then hitting for 109 damage (after its temporarily-increased DR). The death of the Wet Cat grants 75 HP, 10A, and 20 more Regeneration! It then summons a Duck and icecreams/heals itself for 150 HP, and decays! Now that several of its more powerful subjects have died, can do some things! man that's a bad The Cat Draugr Bodyguards . The Goddamned Cats attack ecneserP ehT for 46 damage! The Devil's Metacarpus shifts down the Mountainmodder slightly, encompassing and granting it a
A1+A2: I make eyes and put them in the appropriate eyeholes of「Man With No Soul」and the tarrasque. There, hollows filled.
A3: I absorb some stand arrow virus instead of going to the Devil's Metacarpus and emanate「Grimoire of Alice」by force of FIGHTING SPIRIT! PROBABLY ALSO ACTION POWERS! STAND! I FORGET WHAT CHARACTER DESIGN I WAS GOING FOR SO IT'S SWITCHING BETWEEN ALICE MARGATROID HOLDING A BOOK OR MR. HIGSBY FROM MEGAMAN WITH EMOTION-INDICATING COLOR FOUR POINTED STAR EYES (DEFAULT TO YELLOW I GUESS) AND JADE CLAW GAUNTLETS AS THE TONE SUGGESTS OR IS EASIER TO PHOTOSHOP AT THE SECOND. I THINK THEY'RE A SIMILAR TYPE OF STAND TO HEAVEN'S DOOR WITH THE WRITE-IN COMMANDS BUT IT'S BETTER AT SPAWNING IN NEW STUFF (LIKE ORDERING A BOX TO CONTAIN OTHER OBJECTS OR THE NEARBY AIR TO HAVE DANMAKU PROJECTILES THUS SPAWNING THEM SO THEY CAN BE TAKEN OUT AND USED) IN EXCHANGE FOR TAKING MORE TIME TO ANALYZE SUBJECTS AND PLAYING MORE LIKE WHITE WOZ'S FUTURE NOTE THAN BEING MUCH GOOD AT PUNCHGHOSTING. I KEEP MAKING WEIRD ORDERS AND THEY WORK BECAUSE POWERS IT'S A VERY STYLE THING. Maybe it's good for boosting command effectiveness or orders-made-effective-as-action because it enables entities and things to carry out orders that would otherwise be difficult or impractical, like rapid language learning or unpropelled launches?
Entities act at discretion. General thrust and modus operandi today appears to be consolidating resources if we need any and taking territory, attacking enemies as appropriate.
Ah, that sucks. i did not expect the to stay alive.
A1 = Let's fix that *evil laugh* My evil laugh causes the to vibrate. Like, a lot. And then I do the thing that happens after an evil laugh: I get beat up. Wait, what? yeah. Well, uh, I do that to the instead! that works... not And then I take out a wrench called 'my frustrations'. You see, the problem is that the 's HP is not below 1. So I take out 'my frustrations' on the . And then I help fix that problem some more.
A2 = Make a Gatherer I gather stuff! In doing so, I unlock gathering! I then use this to get a recipe book! Where I look up other to make a Gatherer! I then use this to make a Gatherer, an item that reduces the amount of actions needed to gather!
A3 = Let's get a stand! I decide not to get a stand using the Devil's Metacarpus because it's only temp- NO. but Nedben- fine. I get a stand by grabbing Nedben's Stand Arrow after they absorb it. I then CULTIVATE it into more virus by copying the Cultists CULTIVATE I then get a stand with it. I shall call it ⌈Omega Flowey⌋.
Orders: Tom Sawyer mashes a bunch of buttons in the controls for SHENANIGIZER MACFISTYPUNCH, accidentally activating a combo code, which goes 'DSERTYUJNBVGCFDR%^T&YUHGFDTRY%^T&YUIHJKBVCGFTGYHBVGFTR%^T&YUIytry7y8uioyt76589uiHVGCFRY%^&*YUHJGFTU'. It is the combo code for a punch of bunches. That is, a punch with a hand that has a bunch of stuff that can be bunched in it. The DEPSF looks up the occupant of 'Death Mansion' on CTGedia, the free Wikipedia. If they can after looking it up, they enter the mansion. SWORD GUY PUTS ON A FANCY MOTH HAT AND ATTACKS THE The Health Altar increases Sword Guy's shaping. The Clerics heal me. The Shenanigan builds a wall in the 's stomach. It is made of lily pads. The Merchanigan sells money. What's wrong with it? AAAAAAAND the dhenanigan plroposes thta they adn the Meniac shaer cCTRL fo senivol. IIIIIIIIII do nothing. I do that nothing very vigorously. You know, a whole lot of nothing before breakfast. Then I reveal I faked it and attack the with my A and my Actions.
13.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
Action 1: I leave the Devil's Metacarpus, like, a lot.
Action 2 + : My stand punches , just so I could see what it does.
Action 3: charge
Endless Calamity: 68.34/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob: Huh, well, it's here now. You burn the Godmother's bees! But now there's a different problem. You see, the Godmother is now covered in fire, fire on the outside, fire on the outside that can burn SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH because SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH isn't people.
Replying to Clown: Oh, wait, you're right! The Clownmodder will do something about these new godmodders during the entity phase!
Replying to ORIGIN: You use Kidney-Tron Mechs to deal 120,000 damage to the Godmother!
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You activate an AWESOME DHENANIGAN COMBOE, deeling 1!0,000 damase to the Godmorher!!!!1!!!11
The Clownmodder beats the Mind Controlmodder to a pulp, but cannot beat up the Thymemodder due to weird paradox game rules. The CTG Players threaten the GM, dealing 150,000 damage because I like not being dead! A Servitor of the Outer Gods arrives because it thinks the Godmother is an Outer God. It tries to help by playing music! But fails, because THE GODMOTHER's whispers and SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH's various weapons are too loud! The Ghost Bees have nothing better to do so they listen to the Servitor's maddening notes. You could say the went insane... on purpose! The Ghost Bees haunt the Servitor of the Outer Gods to death because it's an insane thing to do! Foundation of Suffering gains more HEALTHS!!!! THE GODMOTHER deals 100,000 damage to SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH. THE GODMOTHER is dealt 18,000 poison damage!
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 780,000 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Right Arm: Tom Sawyer, Clown: Clown, Torso, Left Arm and Legs are vacant [OG] Kidney-Tron Mechs: 8,000x5 HP, immune to godmodders [OG] Foundation of Suffering: HAS HEALTHS!!!11!111!!@!!x2 [WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS, trapped in an endless sports match! [C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off [PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP [GIoPC] Ghost Bees: 100,000 HP, Haunt!A [GM] THE GODMOTHER: 681,000 HP, 70,000 A, spits out a godmodder every turn, partly Tom Sawyer, Poisoned!, On Fire (a buff)
I use all of my actions to attack the rune of rejuvenation.
Ganlidore casts disintegrate on the rune of rejuvenation.
The gunpowder things, catapult, knights, and archers all attack the rune of rejuvenation. If the rune can be destroyed, they deal exactly its current hp in damage and then attack the rune of acceleration.
Nothing attacks with the aforementioned entities
The weatherman helps the atmosphere probably finish the cyclone.
The mason repairs the castle as masons do, waiting until the castle’s at or below 207. (Should I even post the mason’s action in the future or just let you assume it healed castle? There’s nothing interesting to put here because it only does 1 thing)
The healer heals ecneserP ehT
Shaping fun entities do things that will soon be very fun (0.4 weapon) (.4/1 plant)
The scientist will research how to make more gunpowder with a building! Perhaps one that creates creepers/calls existing ones and efficiently kills them? (.05/1 gunpowder source)
The performer inspires ecneserP ehT
The gifter gives the scientist a new test tube.
The fortune teller reads the fortune of the health altar. It sees…
The health altar does health-related things. The heals ecneserP ehT by a lot.
Out of the castle portal walks another archer.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Ah, that sucks. i did not expect the to stay alive.
A1 = Let's fix that *evil laugh* My evil laugh causes the to vibrate. Like, a lot. And then I do the thing that happens after an evil laugh: I get beat up. Wait, what? yeah. Well, uh, I do that to the instead! that works... not And then I take out a wrench called 'my frustrations'. You see, the problem is that the 's HP is not below 1. So I take out 'my frustrations' on the . And then I help fix that problem some more.
13.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
SWORD GUY PUTS ON A FANCY MOTH HAT AND ATTACKS THE The Health Altar increases Sword Guy's shaping. The Clerics heal me. The Shenanigan builds a wall in the 's stomach. It is made of lily pads. The Merchanigan sells money. What's wrong with it? AAAAAAAND the dhenanigan plroposes thta they adn the Meniac shaer cCTRL fo senivol. IIIIIIIIII do nothing. I do that nothing very vigorously. You know, a whole lot of nothing before breakfast. Then I reveal I faked it and attack the with my A and my Actions.
Action 1: I leave the Devil's Metacarpus, like, a lot.
Action 2 + 「Musical Certainty」: My stand punches , just so I could see what it does.
You... leave the metacarpus? alright? I don't know why you spent an action on doing it a lot. You attack the Enemy Stand User*! The Cat Draugr tries to block you, but 「Musical Certainty」phases right through. After all, only a stand can hurt another stand- anyway, it hits the Enemy Stand User* for 24 damage! The layer of knowledge around its fists is undamaged. *technically there are two, but one is a mountain.
You attack the Rune of Rejuvenation for 60 damage! Entities ordered!
Suddenly, 's Stand, 「Original Sin」, manifests! Even looks surprised!「Original Sin」looks like T (B_Megamaths character before ecneserP ecneserP ehT attacks , destroying the Cat Draugr (restoring 427 HP, and granting 427 Life Force to its target) and dealing 213 damage! It then (this targeting determined by random.org roll) attacks the Grounded -ship, destroying it and restoring 142 HP, eats its ice cream, and heals itself for 90 HP; and regenerates. Before can act,「Original Sin」steps forwards again! The Sword Of Plot Convenience of liver poisoning.). Additionally, the shadow of's tail darkens with MINUS again, pulling and punches it so hard the damage overflows through its healthbar several times before
17 - The Corrosion and Exsanguination blood runes are suddenly destroyed. A faint afterimage of ecneserP ehT can be seen nearby, seemingly having telefragged the pair of them.
ecneserP ehT continues attempting to destroy . If its attack is not sufficient to be a killing blow, it will instead attack the remaining Blood Rune. It regenerates. If it has spare actions, it attempts to purge some of its statuses.
I stare at my stand. It requires sacrifice, it says? Well... ((night is preoccupied writing the orders)) I could sacrifice Night........... why would I even think about that. No, the only way is to do it in a way which doesn't cause bad things to happen. Also I wonder why it'll be worth it if my stand disappears after the Devil's Metacarpus disappears.
All actions are taken after all bodyguards of the are removed, if I can arrange that. Also, all actions are targeted at . Also also, all actions are taken in an attempt to sacrifice to my stand. And finally, all attacks will attempt to deal damage in a way that causes no pain (for example, with sleep pills)
A1 + Dragon Talons (used to form the stingers) = A Limerick There once was a cat from CTG And never once they were stung by a bee This I thought bad And so I formed a stinger rad With with I stung the Madness with glee
A2 = hehehehehehehehehe A green light glows, and and I are transported to a pocket dimension. I wave around my hand erratically, and symbols spew forth! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The cringes in fear.... And waits, anticipating their demise.... oh no.... it's coming.... any moment now.... The looks up impatiently. They see.... A LASER COMING AT THEM SIJHIUDGJFHGSVBHJSBN OH MY GOD JSHLJHFLJHSMJNKAJNL<DKJN K (no mistake that time?) (oh, there you are. I thought you left forever.) covers their eyes............. and a few moments later, they peek out. ZOMG IT'S TRICKY THE CLOWN and this goes on forever and ever and ever and asks when they can return to the battlefield and I answer "next lunar eclipse" and after a while, I FINALLY do my attack. hehehehehehe lunar dragon traits hehehehehehe
A3 = PSIONIC MANIPULATION Using the power of mind magjik, I flip out of their mind. I do this by turning their mindscape inside out. And then, I talk to it. "The Godmodder doesn't care about you. They have caused you to suffer. Admittedly, we have too, but I have a way out of it. All this pain and suffering... I have a way out." "It does involve your death tho. Also if you're wondering why I'm doing this it's because it's convenient-" If they accept, I proceed to attempt to cause their death painlessly and instantly and make sure they're completely happy in their afterlife. My stand's RESURRECTION REVERSE CARD makes sure they won't be put back into suffering. If I can't cause their death instantly I simply put a blessing of dying painlessly and instantly and being completely happy in their afterlife on them. If they don't accept I just do it anyways hehehehehehehehe
Orders Tom Sawyer uses their special attack, which totally exists and totally has been charging up since they've first been referenced! They use the power of the past, the present, and the future, to REND THE WORLD IN TWAIN! Suddenly, a team of lawyers run by to complain about copyright, and then they see that Tom Sawyer is in a giant mecha thing. They decide to be quiet and instead sue the Godmother, who can't hit them because they're acting last, and the lawyers leave before sustaining any damage. Oh yeah and the special hits the Godmother with the force of B_Megamath's charge of the same name The DEPSF enters anyways! I mean, they're already dead. How can they get any worse? *soulkilled coughing noises* SWORD GUY is dead. This makes everyone sad. They hold a funeral. The Health Altar upgrades their Cleric summoning. Their Clerics brew some brew, and uses two billion hoses to spray it to every (OG or helping OG) entity who needs it. The Shenanigan throws a Charity party, to raise money for Charity. The Merchanigan sells merch. CTG merch. In CTG. Teh Dhenanigan decleras thet evrey six routds a new waethre shal be votered on. htis a lwa. I borrow Random's gatherer to gather some stuff. Also I flip my attack to negative attack to revive the Gingerbread Wife's husband.
13.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
A1: I undelete the Godmodder's umbrella and bounce it off the Toxtricity Stormclone. The umbrella exists super-hard and presumably lands on the battlefield somewhere.
A2: I speak the voiding word that liberates devils and demons. Lucifer, Belial, and the unspecified ? third burst free of 's Devilscrown.
A3: I empower Jadranko with 🌊 powers due to the Adriatic sea. There's a lot of water and water-like things to manipulate lying around the battlefield so that might help with the stuff-doing. Fire creates water, so there might even be extra when the various fires keep burning stuff.
Applicable entities on the moon realize that the lack of value is probably a problem, and replenish assorted valuables to fortify their own fortifiedness in response. Perhaps this means trench war? Applicable entities elsewhere engage in REDISTRIBUTION! To clean up all those remaining items that may or may not have survived the ship and the double-cross. Other entities act at discretion.
Action 1 + Soulfire Matterweave + 3 Soulbound Cinders + 6 PLUS + Firmament Boat: I summon a Hellhound! Because if MINUS creates cats then PLUS can create dogs. Anyways, this Hellhound can burn entities, but instead of burning them alive it burns them dead. I turn my Firmament Boat into some armor for the Hellhound, giving it an immunity to Klipot!
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Endless Calamity: 70.34/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob: Hmm... Sure, I guess that makes sense. SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH is no longer burning dead!
Replying to ORIGIN: You turn your Five Kidney-Trons into one big Kidney-Tron, which is functionally the same as Kidney Macfistypunch! You deal 70,000 damage to the Godmother and replace her kidney with Kidney-Tron.
Replying to Clown: SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH is standing there... menacingly! This deals 120,000 damage to the Godmother because she's allergic to ゴ.
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You use a power that definitely wasn't retconned into existence to tear the world in (Mark) Twain! Some Lawyers arrive and sue the Godmother! The judge rules guilty! The Godmother is fined 100,000 HP!
The Clownmodder deals 10,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. The CTG Players all do too many things to mention in a reasonable amount of time, so just know they dealt 100,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. The Ghost Bees create a Ghost Beehive Mech! (that can't attack anything because it's a ghost) THE GODMOTHER opens one of her many mouths: "Revenge is a dish best served cold." She spits out a Tommy Gunmodder and fills it with all the attacks that damaged her, and unloads an entire round at SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH! It has only 1 HP left! THE GODMOTHER is dealt 36,000 poison damage!
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 1 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Right Arm: Tom Sawyer, Clown: Clown, Torso, Left Arm and Legs are vacant [OG] Kidney-Tron Mechs: 40,000 HP, immune to godmodders [OG] Foundation of Suffering: HAS HEALTHS!!!11!111!!@!!x2 [WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS, trapped in an endless sports match! [C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off [PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP [GIoPC] Ghost Beehive Mech: 100,000 HP, Haunt!A [GM] THE GODMOTHER: 345,000 HP, 70,000 A, spits out a godmodder every turn, partly Tom Sawyer, Poisoned!, Weapon: Tommy Gunmodder
The archers are people unless you’re not thinking what I’m thinking.
With 2 of my actions, I repair the castle.
With my third, I get a stand from devil’s metacarpus, providing the star wars theme.
In ctg2, the prince of charge shows up with a giant throne suitable for SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH, which also can fly (so mobility isn’t sacrificed) and take its own actions! After the mech sits on the throne, it immediately fires a missile at the godmother!
The mason’s action is assumed from this point on, castle heal. Mostly because it can’t do much else.
Ganlidore casts watery sphere right next to ecneserP ehT, but not near the MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE OR ANY OF THE MOTHS, then immediately ends it, causing the sphere to burst into harmless water. Well, harmless except to the flames on ecneserP ehT (this is why it was not cast near the MOTHPIRE MOTH PURE OR ANY MOTH BECAUSE THEY WON’T LIKE IT). This reduces the intensity of the fire on ecneserP ehT, though it’s probably nowhere near strong enough to completely extinguish it.
The healer heals the castle
The weatherman and the atmosphere finish the cyclone together, this time almost certainly for real.
The knights, archers, and catapult all attack the blood rune that ecneserP ehT isn’t about to telefrag.
Nothing attacks the same blood rune
The shaping fun charges continue (.5?/1 siege weapon (you seem to have forgotten it)) (.5/1 plant) (.15/1 gunpowder source).
The fortune teller reads the fortune of Nothing (2 rounds left).
The performer inspires ecneserP ehT.
The gifter gifts Ganlidore a new wand.
Out of the castle portal walks another knight.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
A1 = How to bake a killer cake
and [REEEDACTED], then do something to make red lines appear on it.
's body parts.
's internal organs.
's body.
and-
's.
will have survived.
seriously?
I run over to the
Namely, [REEEEDACTED]. Then I make a cake, but find that I don't have enough ingredients, so I...
substitute the
Then I find that I don't have enough baking utensils, so I substitute the
you probably should have used the organs as ingredients and the body parts as utensils. probably.
Anyways, I bake the cake. No oven. You know what, I'll substitute the
No heat. Easy fix, just take out all the body heat from the
Oh. That incinerated the cake. That's a big waste
you mean you have more? no. But the
Want to do that again? I'm in.
A2 = SCREEECH- sweet dreams
to sleep.
to have to endure more than forty-three
I sing the
But how? I artificially (and temporarily) decrease my singing skill until it's in the negatives.
Then the stat rolls over to have insane singing.
Unfortunately, I started my singing too early, causing the
secondsminutes of insanely bad singing.And then it falls asleep. hooray for roll-overs!
A3 = Torture chamber
It (the
) wakes up in a dream.
is incapable of stopping it, however much it may wish too, because it is bound to a rope.
's temperature instantly, from 0 kelvin to (insert very big amount number) kelvins.
breaths. In. Out. Internal screaming. Wait, since this is a 
.
is bombarded with words. Letters. Numbers.
tries to breath with relief, but it can't.
Actually, the term is nightmare-
It wakes up in a nightmare. Better.
A nightmare composed of insanely terrible singers trying (and failing) to become great.
These fails are very catastrophic. They also involve even more bad singing.
The
Wait. I mean, bound to a pole. which is on fire.
And it's being tortured by having ice-cold water drip on it. Slowly. Slowly.
it's very hot fire. NIGHT- *deep breaths and internal screaming* ok.
The water is so cold and the fire so hot that they each change the
The
dreamnightmare, it's internal, right? Yes. that was a rhetorical question.Yeah. It manages to, by force of will, switch the
dreamnightmare it'll seem like a dream, with what's coming up next oooooooo ominousIt finds itself in a place.
A familiar place.
A place it's been in for
likeexactly 17 pages.And there's no one there except it. The
And the Godmodder.
And the Godmodder..
And the Godmodder...
And the Godmodder..?
It seems it's not the Godmodder, but a single creepy dummy.
Wait. Not single. Oh my god. There are so many of them. So many of them.
A myraid. No. More than that. A googol. A googolplex. A googolpexian. are those all the numbers you know
No but that's not the point-
And their combined creepiness numbers in the... infinities, if not the infinite infinities. are those all the words you know
Fair.
And the
And then, it all stops.
The
And then it wakes up, and simply can't. Can't what? Breath.
BECAUSE IT'S BACK.
Where it all started.
The battlefield.
and it watches random quickly run away, not wanting to- ... ._________. ...
Orders
.
. How? Simple!
is dedinitely bad!
!
. Oh, and also point out (with my actions) that having 55
means you just have Regeneration, and not 55 Regeneration.
I order random to go get a stand because it might be a thing we could need.
I'll do that next turn. also not funny you all found that funny, did you?
Tom Sawyer uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhs.
And all the u's and the h's go booming into the Godmother's face? wind? place where they spit out godmodders?
Anyways, then the right hand of SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH begins immediately writing down more u's and h's.
On the Godmother's face/wind/place where they spit out godmodders. Ouch.
The DEPSF bravely ventures into the
dungeonI mean mansion.Actually they ring the doorbell/knock on the door/knocker/do whatever is polite around here.
wow that was ambiguous this is my section
Sword Guy is ordered. ambiguously. Sure, why not. And it's sort of ambiguously telling them to in some way decrease Healthy Pouits of the
SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCHI mean theThe Health Altar (as well as the Clerics) conference.
Then they use the power of TEAMWORK to increase health/healthballing/healthballingballing for ecneserP ehT (all of which can be removed by me (random) at any time).
The Shenanigan decides that it is dhenaniganing (the reason for the 'd' in a sec) time and shenanigans all over the
ARSON (defined as 'fire. a lot of it.')
Now it's time for the Merchanigan (Merchanting+Shenanigan) to do some stuff!
And the dhenanigan starts dhenaniganing- wait, no red dttoed linse? UNACCEPTALBE! It sawps with teh Dhenanigan (the mispelled fom of Shenanigan) and statrs shenaniganing!
By speching! Or preching! About hwo it grnats thta not all madnes is bad, but
After al, Nedben si oposing them! On a totallay unrelayted note, the dhenanigan's lwas will get rdi of
Oh, and if teh Maniac can mkae a spech and do an actoin at that smae tmie, the dhenanigan deos so too!
Whta do tehy do? Tehy colelct red dtoted lines!
AAAAAAND IT'S NIGHTTIME!
I do the thing where, you know, you slap the
Gosh, what a coincidence that the sign appeared there. It totally wasn't intended- Wait, it was a coincidence?
13.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
there should be a ctg wiki
I vote for dhenanigan. The gingerbread wife is allowed to hide within the castle, where she is safe from attacks, and Ikea is no longer allowed in the castle while the gingerbread wife is in it, not that an [H] entity like the cancer cat (which Ikea is inside and partially controlling) would be allowed inside anyway. I inform her that when there’s no longer anything important going on, I will try to deal with the monstrosity.
I use all three of my actions to throw robot cats, and pathetic cats if I run out of robot cats, into ecneserP ehT’s mouth, allowing ecneserP ehT to assimilate them.
The catapult and 3 archers (more or fewer if something changes before this happens) attack the stormy cat and finish it off. The remaining knights and archers attack the cat draugr.
The gunpowder thing attacks the cat draugr.
Nothing attacks the cat draugr.
Shaping is fun (.2/1 weapon) (.3?/1 plant) (.1?/1 gunpowder source (you seem to have forgotten some of my shaping entities this round)).
The performer inspires ecneserP ehT.
The healer heals ecneserP ehT.
The mason would repair the castle, except there’s currently no damage to repair! So they delay it slightly if possible and wait for the castle to take damage, then repair it!
The cyclone is nearly gone, just a little more and it’ll be done. The weatherman helps to speed that up.
Ganlidore casts mage armor on ecneserP ehT.
The gifter gives the MOTHPIRE a new lighter, because we know the MOTHS love fire.
The fortune teller continues reading the fortune of the health altar (1 round left)
Out of the castle portal walks a guy carrying a large amount of food for ecneserP ehT, then the guy runs back through and leaves the food just outside the castle! The food has 1 hp and gives plenty of benefits if ecneserP ehT eats it, for it is very nutritious, and otherwise does nothing! Megamaths, please use 0.05 action for ecneserP ehT to eat this.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
17 - ecneserP ehT sets a timer. When this timer expires, it will nullify ecneserP ehT's transformation, turning it back into itself.
Then, ecneserP ehT calls upon a lost portion of itself. Once, not long ago, it too was an Heir. It must return to this state, temporarily, to perfect its own transformation.
Using its Heir-inheritance, and recalling the parts it made into the original Madness, it becomes
. This is a transformation. But it is more than that. It is an exact copy. But no two exact copies can exist in the same universe.
The universe violently draws
and 
together. The force of the attraction is multiplied by all the pent-up rage of the universe at the existence of ecneserP ehT, an abomination second only to this one. With ecneserP ehT gone, it can now manifest this frustration in full force.
The two exact copies are drawn together into one. It is bigger, more threatening, more dangerous -
and then the timer expires.
The whole, sharing in full the property that it was once part of ecneserP ehT, is drawn back into the nonexistence to give it anew its form. The scales balance once more, and tsixe ton dluohs taht gnihtemos returns to reality, forged anew.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 196/999
ecneserP ehT finishes off
. It eats its ice cream. It regenerates. It uses Summon Shaping to spawn a Seizure Duck.
Action 1-2: Cahrging
Action 3: I lightly tap my finger into the Stormy Cats brain.
[clown]:
ORIGIN:
You attack
for 56 damage!
charges its curved horn with power and prepares to parry with it, gaining
With the influx of Life Force,
20 DR for the round!
Entities ordered.
dealing 14 damage to
Ordered.
ecneserP ehT attacks
It then summons a Duck and icecreams/heals itself for 150 HP, and decays!
Now that several of its more powerful subjects have died,
The Cat Draugr Bodyguards
The Goddamned Cats attack ecneserP ehT for 46 damage!
The Devil's Metacarpus shifts down the Mountainmodder slightly, encompassing
[AG- Shard III]
Action 1: I upgrade production of robots
Action 2: I design advanced robots
Action 3: I design a computer program to allow the advanced robots to function as an elite fighting and multitasking force.
Orders:
Two giant laser cannons and robot army to attack the closet thing that is aiding the godmodder
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
A1+A2: I make eyes and put them in the appropriate eyeholes of「Man With No Soul」and the tarrasque. There, hollows filled.
A3: I absorb some stand arrow virus instead of going to the Devil's Metacarpus and emanate「Grimoire of Alice」by force of FIGHTING SPIRIT! PROBABLY ALSO ACTION POWERS! STAND! I FORGET WHAT CHARACTER DESIGN I WAS GOING FOR SO IT'S SWITCHING BETWEEN ALICE MARGATROID HOLDING A BOOK OR MR. HIGSBY FROM MEGAMAN WITH EMOTION-INDICATING COLOR FOUR POINTED STAR EYES (DEFAULT TO YELLOW I GUESS) AND JADE CLAW GAUNTLETS AS THE TONE SUGGESTS OR IS EASIER TO PHOTOSHOP AT THE SECOND. I THINK THEY'RE A SIMILAR TYPE OF STAND TO HEAVEN'S DOOR WITH THE WRITE-IN COMMANDS BUT IT'S BETTER AT SPAWNING IN NEW STUFF (LIKE ORDERING A BOX TO CONTAIN OTHER OBJECTS OR THE NEARBY AIR TO HAVE DANMAKU PROJECTILES THUS SPAWNING THEM SO THEY CAN BE TAKEN OUT AND USED) IN EXCHANGE FOR TAKING MORE TIME TO ANALYZE SUBJECTS AND PLAYING MORE LIKE WHITE WOZ'S FUTURE NOTE THAN BEING MUCH GOOD AT PUNCHGHOSTING. I KEEP MAKING WEIRD ORDERS AND THEY WORK BECAUSE POWERS IT'S A VERY STYLE THING. Maybe it's good for boosting command effectiveness or orders-made-effective-as-action because it enables entities and things to carry out orders that would otherwise be difficult or impractical, like rapid language learning or unpropelled launches?
Entities act at discretion. General thrust and modus operandi today appears to be consolidating resources if we need any and taking territory, attacking enemies as appropriate.
i open a portal to the plane of teas border with the pane of fire and rain boiling tea down on the modder
first place in instakill the tarrasque solo
17 - I use a shotgun. (On The Madness Is Inside You Now, just so we're clear.)
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 196/999
ecneserP ehT finishes off
. It eats its ice cream. It regenerates. It uses Summon Shaping to spawn a Seizure Duck.
Ah, that sucks. i did not expect the
to stay alive.
A1 = Let's fix that *evil laugh*
to vibrate.
instead! that works... not
's HP is not below 1.
. And then I help fix that problem some more.
My evil laugh causes the
Like, a lot. And then I do the thing that happens after an evil laugh: I get beat up.
Wait, what? yeah. Well, uh, I do that to the
And then I take out a wrench called 'my frustrations'. You see, the problem is that the
So I take out 'my frustrations' on the
A2 = Make a Gatherer
I gather stuff!
In doing so, I unlock gathering!
I then use this to get a recipe book! Where I look up other to make a Gatherer!
I then use this to make a Gatherer, an item that reduces the amount of actions needed to gather!
A3 = Let's get a stand!
I decide not to get a stand using the Devil's Metacarpus because it's only temp- NO. but Nedben- fine.
I get a stand by grabbing Nedben's Stand Arrow after they absorb it.
I then CULTIVATE it into more virus by copying the Cultists CULTIVATE
I then get a stand with it.
I shall call it ⌈Omega Flowey⌋.
Orders:
's stomach. It is made of lily pads.
with my A and my Actions.
Tom Sawyer mashes a bunch of buttons in the controls for SHENANIGIZER MACFISTYPUNCH, accidentally activating a combo code, which goes 'DSERTYUJNBVGCFDR%^T&YUHGFDTRY%^T&YUIHJKBVCGFTGYHBVGFTR%^T&YUIytry7y8uioyt76589uiHVGCFRY%^&*YUHJGFTU'.
It is the combo code for a punch of bunches. That is, a punch with a hand that has a bunch of stuff that can be bunched in it.
The DEPSF looks up the occupant of 'Death Mansion' on CTGedia, the free Wikipedia.
If they can after looking it up, they enter the mansion.
SWORD GUY PUTS ON A FANCY MOTH HAT AND ATTACKS THE
The Health Altar increases Sword Guy's shaping. The Clerics heal me.
The Shenanigan builds a wall in the
The Merchanigan sells money. What's wrong with it?
AAAAAAAND the dhenanigan plroposes thta they adn the Meniac shaer cCTRL fo senivol.
IIIIIIIIII do nothing. I do that nothing very vigorously. You know, a whole lot of nothing before breakfast. Then I reveal I faked it and attack the
13.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
there should be a ctg wiki
Action 1: I leave the Devil's Metacarpus, like, a lot.
Action 2 +
: My stand punches 
, just so I could see what it does.
Action 3: charge
Endless Calamity: 68.34/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob:
Huh, well, it's here now.
You burn the Godmother's bees! But now there's a different problem. You see, the Godmother is now covered in fire, fire on the outside, fire on the outside that can burn SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH because SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH isn't people.
Replying to Clown:
Oh, wait, you're right! The Clownmodder will do something about these new godmodders during the entity phase!
Replying to ORIGIN:
You use Kidney-Tron Mechs to deal 120,000 damage to the Godmother!
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You activate an AWESOME DHENANIGAN COMBOE, deeling 1!0,000 damase to the Godmorher!!!!1!!!11
The Clownmodder beats the Mind Controlmodder to a pulp, but cannot beat up the Thymemodder due to weird paradox game rules.
The CTG Players threaten the GM, dealing 150,000 damage because I like not being dead!
A Servitor of the Outer Gods arrives because it thinks the Godmother is an Outer God. It tries to help by playing music! But fails, because THE GODMOTHER's whispers and SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH's various weapons are too loud!
The Ghost Bees have nothing better to do so they listen to the Servitor's maddening notes. You could say the went insane... on purpose!
The Ghost Bees haunt the Servitor of the Outer Gods to death because it's an insane thing to do!
Foundation of Suffering gains more HEALTHS!!!!
THE GODMOTHER deals 100,000 damage to SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH.
THE GODMOTHER is dealt 18,000 poison damage!
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 780,000 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Right Arm: Tom Sawyer, Clown: Clown, Torso, Left Arm and Legs are vacant
[OG] Kidney-Tron Mechs: 8,000x5 HP, immune to godmodders
[OG] Foundation of Suffering: HAS HEALTHS!!!11!111!!@!!x2
[WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS, trapped in an endless sports match!
[C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off
[PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP
[GIoPC] Ghost Bees: 100,000 HP, Haunt!A
[GM] THE GODMOTHER: 681,000 HP, 70,000 A, spits out a godmodder every turn, partly Tom Sawyer, Poisoned!, On Fire (a buff)
Not an action but...
Blood runes, anyone?
Also, DON'T LET IT GET ANY MORE LIFEFORCE THIS TURN
and finally: Target rejuvenation first.
there should be a ctg wiki
I'll take player prayer power
Church of Godmodder Opposition: 8/30
I use all of my actions to attack the rune of rejuvenation.
Ganlidore casts disintegrate on the rune of rejuvenation.
The gunpowder things, catapult, knights, and archers all attack the rune of rejuvenation. If the rune can be destroyed, they deal exactly its current hp in damage and then attack the rune of acceleration.
Nothing attacks with the aforementioned entities
The weatherman helps the atmosphere probably finish the cyclone.
The mason repairs the castle as masons do, waiting until the castle’s at or below 207. (Should I even post the mason’s action in the future or just let you assume it healed castle? There’s nothing interesting to put here because it only does 1 thing)
The healer heals ecneserP ehT
Shaping fun entities do things that will soon be very fun (0.4 weapon) (.4/1 plant)
The scientist will research how to make more gunpowder with a building! Perhaps one that creates creepers/calls existing ones and efficiently kills them? (.05/1 gunpowder source)
The performer inspires ecneserP ehT
The gifter gives the scientist a new test tube.
The fortune teller reads the fortune of the health altar. It sees…
The health altar does health-related things. The heals ecneserP ehT by a lot.
Out of the castle portal walks another archer.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
You... leave the metacarpus? alright? I don't know why you spent an action on doing it a lot.
You attack the Enemy Stand User*! The Cat Draugr tries to block you, but 「Musical Certainty」phases right through. After all, only a stand can hurt another stand- anyway, it hits the Enemy Stand User* for 24 damage! The layer of knowledge around its fists is undamaged.
*technically there are two, but one is a mountain.
[clown]:
for filesize reasons, this is a link to an Mp4 like that other time.
You attack the Rune of Rejuvenation for 60 damage! Entities ordered!
Suddenly,
ecneserP ehT attacks
Force to its target) and dealing 213 damage! It then (this targeting determined by random.org roll) attacks the Grounded -ship,
destroying it and restoring 142 HP, eats its ice cream, and heals itself for 90 HP; and regenerates.
Before
of liver poisoning.). Additionally, the shadow of
[AG- Shard III]
17 - The Corrosion and Exsanguination blood runes are suddenly destroyed. A faint afterimage of ecneserP ehT can be seen nearby, seemingly having telefragged the pair of them.
ecneserP ehT continues attempting to destroy
. If its attack is not sufficient to be a killing blow, it will instead attack the remaining Blood Rune. It regenerates. If it has spare actions, it attempts to purge some of its statuses.
I stare at my stand. It requires sacrifice, it says? Well... ((night is preoccupied writing the orders)) I could sacrifice Night........... why would I even think about that. No, the only way is to do it in a way which doesn't cause bad things to happen.
Also I wonder why it'll be worth it if my stand disappears after the Devil's Metacarpus disappears.
All actions are taken after all bodyguards of the
are removed, if I can arrange that.
.
to my stand.
Also, all actions are targeted at
Also also, all actions are taken in an attempt to sacrifice
And finally, all attacks will attempt to deal damage in a way that causes no pain (for example, with sleep pills)
A1 + Dragon Talons (used to form the stingers) = A Limerick
There once was a cat from CTG
And never once they were stung by a bee
This I thought bad
And so I formed a stinger rad
With with I stung the Madness with glee
A2 = hehehehehehehehehe
and I are transported to a pocket dimension.
cringes in fear....
looks up impatiently.
(no mistake that time?) (oh, there you are. I thought you left forever.) covers their eyes............. and a few moments later, they peek out.
asks when they can return to the battlefield and I answer "next lunar eclipse" and after a while, I FINALLY do my attack.
A green light glows, and
I wave around my hand erratically, and symbols spew forth!
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
The
And waits, anticipating their demise.... oh no.... it's coming.... any moment now....
The
They see.... A LASER COMING AT THEM SIJHIUDGJFHGSVBHJSBN
OH MY GOD JSHLJHFLJHSMJNKAJNL<DKJN K
ZOMG IT'S TRICKY THE CLOWN
and this goes on forever and ever and ever and
hehehehehehe lunar dragon traits hehehehehehe
A3 = PSIONIC MANIPULATION
out of their mind.
Using the power of mind magjik, I flip
I do this by turning their mindscape inside out.
And then, I talk to it.
"The Godmodder doesn't care about you. They have caused you to suffer. Admittedly, we have too, but I have a way out of it. All this pain and suffering... I have a way out."
"It does involve your death tho. Also if you're wondering why I'm doing this it's because it's convenient-"
If they accept, I proceed to attempt to cause their death painlessly and instantly and make sure they're completely happy in their afterlife.
My stand's RESURRECTION REVERSE CARD makes sure they won't be put back into suffering.
If I can't cause their death instantly I simply put a blessing of dying painlessly and instantly and being completely happy in their afterlife on them.
If they don't accept I just do it anyways hehehehehehehehe
Orders
Tom Sawyer uses their special attack, which totally exists and totally has been charging up since they've first been referenced!
They use the power of the past, the present, and the future, to REND THE WORLD IN TWAIN!
Suddenly, a team of lawyers run by to complain about copyright, and then they see that Tom Sawyer is in a giant mecha thing.
They decide to be quiet and instead sue the Godmother, who can't hit them because they're acting last, and the lawyers leave before sustaining any damage.
Oh yeah and the special hits the Godmother with the force of B_Megamath's charge of the same name
The DEPSF enters anyways! I mean, they're already dead. How can they get any worse? *soulkilled coughing noises*
SWORD GUY is dead. This makes everyone sad. They hold a funeral.
The Health Altar upgrades their Cleric summoning.
Their Clerics brew some brew, and uses two billion hoses to spray it to every (OG or helping OG) entity who needs it.
The Shenanigan throws a Charity party, to raise money for Charity.
The Merchanigan sells merch. CTG merch. In CTG.
Teh Dhenanigan decleras thet evrey six routds a new waethre shal be votered on. htis a lwa.
I borrow Random's gatherer to gather some stuff. Also I flip my attack to negative attack to revive the Gingerbread Wife's husband.
13.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)
there should be a ctg wiki
A1: I undelete the Godmodder's umbrella and bounce it off the Toxtricity Stormclone. The umbrella exists super-hard and presumably lands on the battlefield somewhere.
A2: I speak the voiding word that liberates devils and demons. Lucifer, Belial, and the unspecified ? third burst free of
's Devilscrown.
A3: I empower Jadranko with 🌊 powers due to the Adriatic sea. There's a lot of water and water-like things to manipulate lying around the battlefield so that might help with the stuff-doing. Fire creates water, so there might even be extra when the various fires keep burning stuff.
Applicable entities on the moon realize that the lack of value is probably a problem, and replenish assorted valuables to fortify their own fortifiedness in response. Perhaps this means trench war? Applicable entities elsewhere engage in REDISTRIBUTION! To clean up all those remaining items that may or may not have survived the ship and the double-cross. Other entities act at discretion.
Action 1 + Soulfire Matterweave + 3 Soulbound Cinders + 6 PLUS + Firmament Boat: I summon a Hellhound! Because if MINUS creates cats then PLUS can create dogs.
Anyways, this Hellhound can burn entities, but instead of burning them alive it burns them dead.
I turn my Firmament Boat into some armor for the Hellhound, giving it an immunity to Klipot!
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Endless Calamity: 70.34/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob:
Hmm... Sure, I guess that makes sense. SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH is no longer burning dead!
Replying to ORIGIN:
You turn your Five Kidney-Trons into one big Kidney-Tron, which is functionally the same as Kidney Macfistypunch!
You deal 70,000 damage to the Godmother and replace her kidney with Kidney-Tron.
Replying to Clown:
SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH is standing there... menacingly! This deals 120,000 damage to the Godmother because she's allergic to ゴ.
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You use a power that definitely wasn't retconned into existence to tear the world in (Mark) Twain!
Some Lawyers arrive and sue the Godmother! The judge rules guilty! The Godmother is fined 100,000 HP!
The Clownmodder deals 10,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
The CTG Players all do too many things to mention in a reasonable amount of time, so just know they dealt 100,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
The Ghost Bees create a Ghost Beehive Mech! (that can't attack anything because it's a ghost)
THE GODMOTHER opens one of her many mouths: "Revenge is a dish best served cold."
She spits out a Tommy Gunmodder and fills it with all the attacks that damaged her, and unloads an entire round at SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH! It has only 1 HP left!
THE GODMOTHER is dealt 36,000 poison damage!
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 1 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Right Arm: Tom Sawyer, Clown: Clown, Torso, Left Arm and Legs are vacant
[OG] Kidney-Tron Mechs: 40,000 HP, immune to godmodders
[OG] Foundation of Suffering: HAS HEALTHS!!!11!111!!@!!x2
[WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS, trapped in an endless sports match!
[C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off
[PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP
[GIoPC] Ghost Beehive Mech: 100,000 HP, Haunt!A
[GM] THE GODMOTHER: 345,000 HP, 70,000 A, spits out a godmodder every turn, partly Tom Sawyer, Poisoned!, Weapon: Tommy Gunmodder
The archers are people unless you’re not thinking what I’m thinking.
With 2 of my actions, I repair the castle.
With my third, I get a stand from devil’s metacarpus, providing the star wars theme.
In ctg2, the prince of charge shows up with a giant throne suitable for SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH, which also can fly (so mobility isn’t sacrificed) and take its own actions! After the mech sits on the throne, it immediately fires a missile at the godmother!
The mason’s action is assumed from this point on, castle heal. Mostly because it can’t do much else.
Ganlidore casts watery sphere right next to ecneserP ehT, but not near the MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE OR ANY OF THE MOTHS, then immediately ends it, causing the sphere to burst into harmless water. Well, harmless except to the flames on ecneserP ehT (this is why it was not cast near the MOTHPIRE MOTH PURE OR ANY MOTH BECAUSE THEY WON’T LIKE IT). This reduces the intensity of the fire on ecneserP ehT, though it’s probably nowhere near strong enough to completely extinguish it.
The healer heals the castle
The weatherman and the atmosphere finish the cyclone together, this time almost certainly for real.
The knights, archers, and catapult all attack the blood rune that ecneserP ehT isn’t about to telefrag.
Nothing attacks the same blood rune
The shaping fun charges continue (.5?/1 siege weapon (you seem to have forgotten it)) (.5/1 plant) (.15/1 gunpowder source).
The fortune teller reads the fortune of Nothing (2 rounds left).
The performer inspires ecneserP ehT.
The gifter gifts Ganlidore a new wand.
Out of the castle portal walks another knight.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands